virginia-werewolf

[virginia-werewolf]

grandma ate my fucking pizza

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you used to have to keep fires going alllllll the time and i bet thats why theres always some dude at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going. instincts deep within their minds of a purpose long since lost

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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

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[virginia-werewolf]

"Do you really have 8 beetle attendants carrying your palanquin everywhere " "Are you really in costume made from the coarsest of fabrics " Come on man You know how i do it

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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having coworkers is wild. like why is a woman my mother’s age waging psychological warfare on me simply for existing. To what end

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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geopolitics is about having fun and being yourself

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guy who talks about being into the aesthetics of old churches but it slowly becomes clear that he's talking about ethiopian orthodoxy

[virginia-werewolf]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt