#i need to chew on everything

[wereverine]

the mouthfeel of gripping a saucy rib betwixt my teeth and the mouthfeel of eating clementines is rewiring my brain

[umblrspectrum]

happy solvermas

[corsairspade]

you are a god's best friend. the world is young still, and you are yet younger. he rides with you and hunts with you, and teaches you how to speak to birds and beasts. you are a god's student. you ride in his train and care for a hound that he gifted to you. gods have taught others before. gods have been kindly to others before. your god is your best friend. he gifts you something of his self, a hound of his own hunt.

you are your father's son. your grandfather is dead. no one has ever called you wise, and you are, above all else, your father's son. he swears a terrible oath. you swear a terrible oath. you don't know if you really mean it, but your mother named you well- you are hasty to rise, hasty to run into things. the hunt teaches you patience but you cannot outrun yourself. you are your father's son.

you are a god's best friend and you have sworn a terrible oath, but it is an oath that you hope that your friend can understand. to hunt the murderer of your grandfather, is something that the god of the hunt can understand.

you are your father's son. the blood of elves on your hands does not feel different than the blood of a deer, except in the tight feeling of your throat. except in the thunderous beating of your heart. you tell your brother, who is trying not to throw up, that you need to think of them like deer. he looks at you like he's never seen you before. you are forever doomed.

you are a god's best friend. he does not say goodbye, but your dog comes with you. surely you can fix this, then, surely you are still a god's friend.

you are your father's son. he dies. he dies but before he does, he tells you to burn the boats. you do. you are your father's son. your father dies and, he tells you to swear that oath once more. it is a terrible oath. you have sworn it once. you swore to your best friend once. surely it will not tip the scales to swear once more, if in your mind, you dedicate this hunt to him.

you were a god's best friend, and it is not enough. you are your father's son, and you speak your father's oath. it proceeds to eat you alive.

[eyvahbae]

*giggles faintly*

[zappedbyzabka]

Ralph offering Billy the more comfy chair like a gentleman😭 AGHGHHHHHH they make me insane.

[bloodyrib]

art you know if you need new shoes i can buy them for you your current ones are ripped and the socks are showing 😭

[asbestos-11]

silliest guy birthday alert!!!!! (a day late but oh well)

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Whooooo could have predicted this?

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[roguegreaser]

how i look at someone when they start humming or singing or breathing too loud or tapping their fingers or sniveling or coughing or chewing or staring at me or even looking in my direction or standing still or sneezing or laughing or

[kantraels]

fseer funniest behaviors

[youngpettyqueen]

do you ever think about Garak waking up and seeing Julian in that chair, uncomfortably crammed in and slumped over asleep, and wonder how he must've felt when he realized Julian wasn't going to leave

[razzle-zazzle]

there's something wrong with him

[good-beans]

When the character who has no dreams for the future and has given up on putting effort into society has a pretty solid food theme going on and out of the blue expresses he has interest in opening a noodle shop

It was a gag but Yatsuki has no idea the extensive amount of canon/good end/au details they just clicked into place for me

[anabetel35]

Beautiful zombie princesses/gang leaders/girls/second in commands of evil overlords trying to take over the world with rage strong enough to rival gods running through their veins have been on my mind lately…

(Alt versions under cut!)

[notachanterelle]

hello hows your tuesday

oh y'know, same old, same o—what is this

[awesomebutunpractical]

How do I just forget the years 2016-2018 whenever I am trying to figure out why I am Like This?