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Their my favorite💜💙
#michael is forgetful#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#evan afton#cc afton#norman afton#im not calling him david stfu#no.#bv afton#bitevictim#i luver them#💜#💙#😭#afton Brothers#i need to adopt them
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Spoonful of Sugar ref is HERE. Ish. I'm sorry. Piddles was hard enough to draw.
SO! Guess who did everything on the same layer!!
All their outfits are the same color :( I might give them little accessories later.
Yes they have the bird feet and yes they have four boobs like the ancients canonically have Г^Г listen I don't make the rules.
Claw caps! That's what the little hand doodles are. I talked a bit about the other elements in my other post and I don't feel like explaining again. I might later.
So basically I did all the mask shapes. Innocence's symbol is a mix of Saint and Friend.
More info!!
Looks to the Moon (Moon or Big Sis): 13, she/her
No Significant Harassment (Sig or Hara): 10, he/they
Chasing Wind (Grey to their friends): 10, she/they/any
Unparalleled Innocence (Inny or Yoyo, depending on their mood): just barely 9, she/they/he
Five Pebbles (Pebbles or Pebbs (only to Moon and Innocence)): a month away from his 9th birthday, he/him/it
#rain world au#rain world#rw sugar au#hospital au#my art#my au#rw ancients#the local group#art reference#art ref#i hate anatomy#boop the snoot#i dare you#hold gentle#the iterators are literal children#literal children#i need to adopt them#the gang is all here#they are stealing your pronouns#cancer au#sobbing rn#they are little guys
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Bruce is at a gala, okay, and he’s talking to a woman.
Random woman: “And we found out that we’re having another child!”
Bruce: *absolutely cackling inside, because this is about to be the funniest thing he’s done in weeks*
Brucie: “That’s wonderful! Where are they? Can I meet them? How old are they?”
Now Brucie is standing there, scanning the room for children with a huge grin on his face, while all of the random rich people stand around like ‘who’s going to explain to the adorable, well-meaning idiot that most people know they’re going to have children a few months before the children are born.’
And worse, who’s going to have to break the news to him that he can’t meet the kid today?
Because this man… this man has acquired all of his children with zero premeditation. Yes, he does have a bio kid, but that one showed up on his doorstep as a preteen. He did even less acquiring with that one than with the others.
Bruce has a blast acting out his disappointment, and has to turn some so that he can no longer see Tim and Cass leaning against each other and laughing, because otherwise he’s going to start laughing.
#the things you can do with the persona of an adorable idiot with an adoption problem#batman#bruce wayne#bruce wayne’s adoption problem#brucie wayne#i stuck tim and cass in the background because I need more of them being attached at the hip#they’re the creepy competent twins who look way too much alike for being unrelated and several years apart in age#cass and tim
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phoenix and the priestess
#artists on tumblr#recently adopted two bunnies with my partner#from the local animal shelter#they're evil criminals#doing poop crimes and trying to climb onto everything#the more forbidden the spot the more they need to get there#and i love them with my entire life#stepping away from the computer#and petting fluffy butts#is truly the best therapy#if i'm ever bored there's always cleaning up to do
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(Not) an approved use of the Power Of Friendship
#lego monkie kid#lmk#qi xiaotian#sun wukong#mk#six eared macaque#liu'er mihou#monkey king#shadowpeach#monkie kid#monkey trio#stonefruit trio#for when mac inevitably gets fully adopted into the squad and becomes the token introvert#faced on all sides with excited golden-retriever energy. Pray for him#seriously if he and swk ever actually reconciliate it's gonna be SO funny#brace for AFFECTION#plz let them cuddle. cuddle pile#plz i need it#have you SEEN how much monkeys will climb over and sit atop one another???#oh lawd i forgot when i was drawing this that sun wukong is canonically made of stone#imagine getting (lovingly!) tackled by that#celestial monkeys here to remind you that the 'celestial' part is completely dominated by the 'monkey' bit#could monkey king get hit with a case of the sniffles just from horsing around in the rain? probly not.#do i CARE? definitely not#rainy day shenanigans#*inflicts northwest autumn experience upon my faves*#excuse me i meant Fall because it does make you fall right down#its flu season everybody go get ur shots#brought to you by my headcanon that macaque actually likes rainfall#and he definitely likes snowfall
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me
just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
#i need to lay down#just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god#he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey#if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around#but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me#i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant#but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it#dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT#bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion#bg3 epilogue spoilers#bg3 spoilers#baldur’s gate 3 spoilers#bg3
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
#captain's posts#this has been haunting me#the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man#basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse#because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue#and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking#i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul#danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm#danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters#also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa#dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#dick: Oh-#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc
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I love drawing this trio!
#the bad batch#star wars#fanart#tbb spoiler#tbb crosshair#tbb omega#tbb batcher#crosshair#omega#tbb spoilers#they just give me serotonin#i feel the need to draw all them all in their changing outfits#cross being a dad for omega#and him adopting the hound#unlocked something for me
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@funneylizzie got me in that Casey Jones Jr brainrot and I haven't known peace since
#my art#rottmnt#tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rise leo#rise donnie#rise april#rise casey#casey jones#casey jones jr#if anyone needs me im gonna be drowning over here#rotting my brain out with this wayward kid#and his adoptive dad#GOD i just love them so much#this post is specifically for lizzie#but also mostly for me#any rise fans still out there pls talk to me about baby casey jones#i have so many thoughts#rottmnt casey jr#rottmnt casey jones jr#rottmnt future leo
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Prompt 113
“I seem to have been taken hostage.” Batman’s words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didn’t know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.
“I’ll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?” He asked while switching to a more private channel.
“I can already hear you making fun of me…” Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. “They appear to be a pair of twins with…”
“You gotta’ say it Bruce, you gotta’,” Clark couldn’t stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins.
“... with dark hair… and blue eyes…” That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#Danny & Ellie fell into this world during an invasion were very scared#Latched onto the first semi-ecto contaminated person they found#Bruce gives off slight ghost vibes and feels safe so they aren't letting go any time soon#Could be Superbat might not up to yall lol#Batman is just staring down at the small children who have latched onto his leg and are crying#Look the man is a dad and a hero and isn't going to leave the kids there#It's also highly concerning when he finds out they're not in the system#And their DNA is only half human with the rest being... something who knows#Apparently he's adopted a pair of half aliens but that's not going to stop him#“I could take them if you need-”#“No they're my babies now no takes backs”
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?
long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!
#reblogs would of course be appreciated#kittens#cats#sergle.txt#WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT#please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people.#I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along#and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time#Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem#because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around#source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.
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#the best boi HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2x01 | 2x02 | 2x05
#house of the dragon#hotdedit#houseofthedragonedit#tvedit#gameofthronedaily#hotdcentral#dailyhotdgifs#dailyflicks#userbbelcher#chewieblog#cinemapix#userhann#ughmerlin#userzoya#userbells#userzaynab#tusererika#mialook#userhella#*gifs#hotd spoilers#i just need a happy ending for this baby ok#i need to see someone adopt them and pet them that's all i care about
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10 days until the dutch gp aka 10 days until oscar can legally ask for adoption papers to get dutch citizenship just to launch the funniest series of events in this sport
#i need red bull to do something really funny so during the media day both max and charles have to deal with this#i need max and charles try to act normal without realizing the implications of them both adopting oscar#they would fail epicly we need it#charles leclerc#max verstappen#oscar piastri#lestappen
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Wymack be careful your luscious flowing hair is dangerous for a single dad like you to have
Find the mer aus masterpost here 💕
#au of the au where whalemack adopts lots of baby mers#i need to draw the rest of the little fishes soon#i have most of them figured out i think#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#mer au#oops all mers au#whalemack#sharkdrew#jellyneil#shaaron#rip shaaron youre really cool but what a name. also leave the jelly alone
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Hey you 🫵
Show me your Zoras, I wanna see Preferably under this post so I can perhaps draw some of them sometime? 👁
#gimmie#im getting that urge to draw other peoples ocs#but i also need to make adopts so it may take me a while#but i wanted to start gathering now#or at least see them all if i cant draw 🥺#i will collect the fish#zora
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