#i need the money

[oifaaa]

If I payed you a buck per ask, would you answer all of them

If you pay me £3032 I will answer every single ask I've ever got

[macnsamuel]

OPENING COMMS!!

hello, ive recently lost my job and ive been struggling to find another one and this is the only way i can think to get some extra cash to try and keep ahead of my bills, of course if you cant or dont want to, dont sweat it! take care of yourself first! DM me on Instagram (pepsicide) if youre interested! or you can message me here, but I may not get back to you very quickly! thank you, ily guys💙 (i do half payment up front and the rest after the art is finished!) I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I DONT DO FULL BODIES BUT PRICES REMAIN THE SAME FOR BUST AND HALF BODIES💙

[mamaspidershit]

i’m trying to save up for some things and i’m thinking of temporarily opening up for fanfic commissions. what do y’all think?

[bunni-teeth81]

Did y’all know I take commissions!?

Rn they’re $20 cashapp or PayPal!!

Do you wanna be a gravity Falls character!?

I can do that!!

Do you want someone to finally draw you??

I can do that!!!!

Do you want to see your fav babygirl drawn?

I can do that!!

Please.

Recent pieces I’ve done!!!

[apple-my-snapple]

i can’t find the og post but les gooo

[friendoffrogss]

“Don’t go to work when your sick”

I say into the mic. Everybody boos because they know.

They go to work when they’re sick- they need the money.

I go to work when I’m sick- I need the money

One man shouts from the back

“This is fucked up, all jobs should have sick pay. Also people shouldn’t be so broke that they have to work every shift they can get.”

He’s right.

[st4rxdvst]

Simple YCH Icon ! any species, gender, whatever !

doing 4 slots (for now) ! + more after that

[winterpower98]

If I had a nickel for every time I decided to keep an adoptable I made specifically to be sold, I would have 3 nickels

Which isn't a lot BUT WHY DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING

[snzluv3r]

welp, my hours got cut in half and we’re gonna see how i do with part time hours for a month. i know it’s what’s best for my physical health but i genuinely can’t afford my rent now and i don’t know what im going to do but it’s better than getting fired completely i guess

[eternal-love]

I’m so sick rn. At work. I want to lay down and sleep again. But I WAS NOT going to stay home and let them discount money from my already miserable paycheck.

[andietries]

My take in a new Red dwarf season, titles and synopsis:

Episode 1-Roomba & Zumba: Cat teaches Lister how to dance the Charleston and later Rimmer joins (he is surprisingly good at it) Kryten falls in love with an evil roomba. The evil roomba is defeated when Rimmer accidentally steps on her and breaks his ankle.

Episode 2- The Return: we follow Talkie the toaster as they managed to survive inside the spaceship’s air vents making croissants/toasts/waffles to the space weevils. Meanwhile, the boys fight a new form of life that evolved from +3million years dirty laundry. Talkie saves them by falling on the creature and, in return, they throw them through the air lock.

Episode 3- Lightbee: a sudden power cut due to a mysterious energy wave makes Rimmer retreat inside his lightbee until there’s enough electricity again. Lister will have to face alone a Cat that has going crazy because cannot use his hairdryer and an almost maniac robot that doesn’t have anything to do. That makes him appreciate his smeghead bunkmate even more.

Episode 4-Back to XXI: the boys from the Dwarf travel back to the modern era everything is the same but something really important is missing: nobody seems to remember what doors are for

Episode 5-Ghosts and Phantoms: the exploration of an apparently empty vessel turns up to be really interesting when it’s full of spirits from different eras but they’re really computer simulations. They mistake Rimmer as their leader and want to sacrifice him to the Void.

Episode 6-Dream come true: Rimmer encounters by “accident” Lister’s dream from Blue. Instead of saying anything, he spends the whole episode trying to make Lister sign a document with strange plots to take him by surprise. (Later it’s discovered to be a marriage document) Nothing else changes. The Cat finds a mouse

[kaiju-dayo]

❗️Limited slots❗️

[666herescared]

My commissions

The plushie I'm saving for

Have fun, and happy scrolling!

[foli-vora]

God give me the strength to not quit this piece of shit job out of anger a month before Christmas

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to start an onlyf*ns and promote it on here

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

I was going to take today to finish those stories, but my boss woke me up to call me in 🥲