#i need my inhaler

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[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

Pinterest fed me this today. I think my asthma got worse….

[baby-yongbok]

How do I get the LALALALA M/V tattooed into my brain?

[justmochi]

WWWWWHA-W-w-WHAT TJE TFUCK ?!

[hamburgernotsohelpful]

I have been screaming internally for 45 MINUTES

I was so excited that my ass clenched and now I can’t unclench it

[pagetorn]

i'm so glad lucas is finally calling you out xD

YOU FUCKING DOORKNOB

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@prime89

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Accurate.

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Today's laundry day, and the bedding really needs to be washed, so I went and stripped the bed by pulling up the fitted sheet and more or less bagging all the bedding in it. Why do it layer by layer when you can do it all at once, right?

Now, about two minutes before this, I had been cuddling Cacoa in the living room. I had no idea she had gone to the bedroom and buried herself under the quilt.

What I did notice is the bedding was unusually heavy, but figured it's from the crochet blanket I have on my side. Didn't even think about it.

To keep Cacoa from getting on the now very naked mattress and mattress topper, I need to close off the bedroom. First, I needed to know if she was in there or not. So I called her name because she always comes when called. No peep, no noise, nothing. Until my husband informed me the pile of bedding I dropped in front the laundry room was moving and crying.

OMG I HAVE TRAPPED THE CAT!!!

A quick dig through all the bundled bedding brought her out, but she is angry. Won't let me near her angry, and plenty of yelling to go with it. Lots of yelling and running from me when I approach her.

She's totally unharmed, but I'm LMAO, which isn't helped by my asthma at all. Tears running down my face too.

This is easily the funniest thing that has happened all summer.

My poor cat, however, would disagree.

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patron saint of a good old fashioned stitch n' bitch

LOL I like it!

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@prime89

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

This is an acorn.

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Stoned, eating dinner, and watching Mr. Right.

This is a fun movie. Romantic comedy, violence, and soooooo awesome. Only romcom I enjoy.

Seriously, y'all need to check it out.

I want that shirt Francis wears when they meet. That is a fantastic shirt and needs to be part of my wardrobe. FYI I love Hawaiian shirts.

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Agent Orange sounded like he was reading a script written by ChatGPT, the prompt was random key points he thought would be used for the debate, with a sprinkling of far right conspiracy theory, and the cherry on top was the meltdown he had on live television.

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