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yzashaven · 1 year ago

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no kidding, i need scaramouche to fuck me senseless rn, break me and my mind, destroy me, dehumanize me into becoming his mere fucktoy to use whenever he pleases and do whatever he wants to do. i can't explain how much of a whore i become whenever i see this man like god just FUCK ME ALREADY I BEG YOU

#☾★ kuni »#scaramouche smut #i love scaramouche #he's so fucking hot for what?? and he chooses to not be real #that's so rude of him #apologies for this im ovulating rn #i need him to breed me like BREED. ME.

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jaylaxies · 8 months ago

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i need him in ways that are concerning to humanity i fear

#insane #in fucking sane #oh god i’m losing my mind #hes the finest fucking man alive no shit #i need him to breed me #HOW DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD #LIKE #FUCK YOU JAY IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU

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dykedvonte · 2 months ago

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I think it’s so ironic that the Pony Express escapes a lot if not all blame in discussion. I can’t even say I am excused from it but it’s just how hard people circle back to the characters alone without considering the environment they were made to be in.

Why would they design a ship where only two of the rooms lock? Not the bathroom? Not the sleeping quarters? We assume that all the companies in the universe are this shallow and careless to their workers but we explicitly know the Pony Express in extra vile. They are fed processed slop pack they can’t even really cook and the ration of those pack is meager at best. They hired and made people with a plethora of conflicting demeanors and beliefs work together on a mission where cohesion is important if not an outright necessity and punish them for not being happy about it. There’s no social protocols, not chain of command other than Captain’s word/choice and the only way to enforce that is with a literal firearm. They don’t allow them to celebrate freely and even took away leisure activities that would make them less stir crazy. They are only allowed a few hours of sleep despite their being no other real responsibilities or work on the ship, no matter the position or its importance. With any crew, with any level of synergy, this was a powder keg waiting for a spark.

I’m not saying characters that made mistakes didn’t make huge ones, but I think part of the horror is that at least for some (this is targeting Jimathan) those mistakes are partly made by a force of the hand. There’s a running theme of lack of choice and being forced into something and the very nature of how The Pony Express expected them to function plays a big part.

#like even I forget that all actions taken in the game were people trying to remain in protocol outside of Jimmy #Anya couldn’t have jus stolen the scanner and got the gun cause she’s a sensible person and knows she’d be in legal trouble #or get everyone’s credits docked or just hoping that there’s some chain of command for this sort of thing #Daisuke only really acted in accordance to his direct superiors because he’s an intern he wouldn’t know the first thing about protocol or #what to do in any situation. like this is essentially implied to be his first real job #Curly may be the captain but he still has to follow rules and procedures and we see with the letter the Pony Express likely has very shady #and shitty ones. he gives the best not depressing or totalitarian options he can otherwise everything is just his word which aren’t even his #or like him just asserting his position with the gun which he wouldn’t do #Swansea follows the book begrudgingly because he’s trying to stay right and not fall back into who he once was #I feel like it’s not incorporated nearly enough that the environment they were dropped into heavily affected their actions #say there was a single person higher than Curly or a plan of action when a crew member is considered a danger to himself or others #I think it’s fascinating how people will stick to protocol and break when they get scared or to their limit #cause the game shows how normalcy deteriorates and I think discounting what the characters where put through by the company takes a way a #real and scary aspect of what happened to Anya because as a friend Curly didn’t do enough for her at all his comfort was there and he #appreciated but it was a distracted sort of care but as a Captain he didn’t protect her but he’s was a Captain of the Pony Express like what #if they told him to wait to? he still should’ve done something because Anya was actively suffering and Jimmy should’ve been reprimanded but #he’s a captain with orders like the Tulpar isn’t his ship in the same way like #god I wanna explain this in a way that makes sense but the Tulpar is like designed to breed animosity and work on the bare requirements one #needs to get things done that’s not how people work and if anyone deviates or interrupts that it literally has nothing to handle it #it becomes clear that if any social unrest happens why they just say fuck it and give the Captain the gun because if something happens the #blame can easily be placed on the person they put in charge despite what they put them #in charge of like this is just like work place harassment irl because often the perpetrators are not punished but the supervisors for not #stopping them with meetings or cuts or whatever but the environment the company fostered is rarely fixed or blamed #like why was this allowed to occur? and honestly that is because Jimmy did what he did #ask me about this if this is confusing cause I worded it crazy #mouthwashing #mouthwashing game #the pony express

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harbingersglory · 3 months ago

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i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos

(he/him prns used for arle)

at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?

but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.

maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.

it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..

he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).

#minors dni #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #misc #arlecchino smut #arlecchino x reader #arle the stone butch that u r mwah #im a stone butch but im a stone butch with an exception #and the exception is arle he can do whatever he wants 2 me #obligatory mention that this isnt a genderbend. arle isnt a man here. thumbs up #hes just a butch. respect ur local butches 2 day!#anyway arle wearing the harness over his pants propaganda #its soooooooo #twirls hair. sir.#yall remember that tmasc arle thing i talked abt a bit ago. this is just that w bunny arle ough..#tmasc arle w a breeding kink who cant breed reader got me acting up like PLEASEEEEEE #i need normally super dignified arle to be so desperate he starts whimpering bc he wants to breed reader so bad it makes him look stupid #has this been done yet. g-d i hope so. i will ascend #tmasc bunny arle destroying every piece of furniture in the hoth in his efforts can i can a F 2 pay respects #i loveeeeeeeeee dignified super serious arle okay. is arle whimpering a little ooc. maybe #but he deserves to whimper!!!!! let him be pathetic okay thats my pookie :(#tmasc stone butch arle could fix me though i need. 2 write a proper fic abt rthis #arle is more like a hare but its also funnier 2 imagine he just presents himself as a hare so know no one knows hes a silly little guy #grabs his ears. free handlebars!!!!!!!!!#(disclaimer i am not responsible for what happens if u do)#okay ill shut up now I PROMISE...maybe.

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merakiui · 1 year ago

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breaking news: my third eye is open again and i'm falling for lilia and his charms.

#meraki mumbles #this is not a drill...... he's genuinely making me have thoughts #it's the general lilia effect #and the sheer whiplash of mean war general versus silly and doting father figure who is also in a pop music club #and he stays up super late to game and so it's highly possible he (at one point) has said 'slay' and and and!!!!!!#OTL and then i'm slowly seeing the appeal for malleus as well #someone inject the fish into my brain before i fall into the diasomnia hole #lilia would be NO HELP if silver or sebek or malleus knocked you up (in your sleep or otherwise) he's proud like '>:3 those are my boys'#and silver... living his entire life thinking people only have sex to breed (because that's how lilia explained sex-ed to him)#so he restrains himself from wanting to have sex with you because he's worried he'll just fuck you like an animal and breed you full D:#AAAAAAA I NEED TO STOP BEFORE THE DIASOMNIA WORMS CHEW THROUGH MY CORTEX.......

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constellaj · 6 months ago

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https://www1.flightrising.com/scrying/predict?morph=4577249

please... help me unfuck my boy's morphology.......................

#i would like to keep scales tertiary but i understand it makes him look like the joker. i forgive you.#breed changes are also ok! id prefer no gem-shop genes but i just need to make hjim acceptable #if you dont play FR ignore these tags and jsut play dress up and send me the image :) (just keep his colors the same!)#flight rising #fr morphology

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meownotgood · 1 year ago

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Hi! I recently was re-reading your drabble over baby-fever Aki and pqpabpwowkeneuwkap💓

Just imagining settling down with Aki after a while… You and Aki both agreed that you wanted to start a family together, especially since Aki grew up alone. You wanted to help rebuild his family.

But once both you realize you’re at a point where you’re both truly ready, it seems like it’s just hour after hour that you two are going at it. Kitchen. Bathroom. On the floor. On the ceiling. You two happen to be the last ones at HQ locking everything up? In his office.

It doesn’t matter where; Aki wants to have a child, a family, so badly with someone - with *you* - and he doesn’t want to have to wait long (and neither do you).

~ 🐌

baby fever aki... god is he the sweetest. all he wants is to have a lovely little family with you, that's why he quit working at public safety and asked you to marry him in the first place. and really, he's always felt perfectly content with just you and him, and occasionally denji and power at your place making a ruckus. but when you tell him you wanna have a baby, when you promise you're serious and get that idea in his head, getting you pregnant, he's an utter mess.

he can't stop thinking about it. aki is pretty reserved when it comes to sex, he doesn't make a lot of moves and he's fine without it as long as you're happy. but suddenly, he's turned insatiable, he wants to have you all the time, and he doesn't care where, or how many times in the same day. he just... loves you so much, he gets so overjoyed at the idea of having a family with you, of growing old together, of raising a kid — his and your kid, he's going to be a dad. it'll be perfect, he doesn't know if he wants your kid to look like him more or like you more but either way, he knows he's going to love them.

he wants that sweet and simple life with you more than anything, that's why he's so eager to fill you up (also he can't lie, the idea of getting you pregnant is really sweet, but sort of hot to him too, makes him feel a lil possessive...)

#'on the ceiling' LOLOLOLOL #aaaah... aki's just so sweet...#he's really so in love with you and he makes you know that so clearly #and I mean you already know he's gonna be such a good dad #think... he'd find it kind of hot doing it raw #because you always used protection before #all you have to do is tell him you've stopped taking your pill and he's dizzy #need to have the cutest family with him #wanna have a kid that looks just like a little aki #aki pls breed me #I want ten aki babies #twenty aki babies #one billion aki babies #ask mags

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mildcicada · 8 months ago

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#when i was first coloring him in he was gonna be golden chinchilla colored but then i was like ehhh jonah magnus should be red/orange but #elias should be gray ...so i just desaturated what i already did instead of recoloring lol but #he is now supposed to be shaded silver lol #but thats why his coat pattern is on the darker side compared to what it *should* be #og elias bouchard coming from an important/roch family and while whole thing with thinking he just *deserves* stuff bc of his upbringing.#etc. -> he is purebred and matches the breed standards etc for a scottish fold of his color #obviously the eye color doesn't matter because. ahaha #i thought elias fit the Scottish fold vibes because: Scottish folds are known for looking sort of like owls and having intense eyes #and the cat body/face type (also present in british shorthairs) to me gives off sort of... unnasumming vibes?#like ahaha yes i am a boring boss who loves paperwork look at how unnasumming i am season 1-2 elias y'know #trying to think of what cat breed jonah would be. and also jon gerry etc you know all the other characters i like #would it be boring to have multiple british shorthairs #i mean..#Michael shelley/distortion is a laperm that's all I know #i didn't particularly care with the personality attributes associated with eliascat because it didn't need to fit his personality on account #of not being his original body. but i do try to keep in mind the best personality/look/etc. cat attributes as a whole for a character #also sometimes get obsessed with jt making historical and geographical sense but then it just limits me greatly to a point im not into it #so i don't care about specific breeds in that respect lol #tma #my art #elias bouchard #the magnus archives #some notes looking back(made it 2 hours ago but still looking back ok..) on it now are that i feel like elias would never choose this breed #for his next bodyhop because of the inherent health issues in scottish folds. I saw the breed was created in like the early 1960s and #assumed that maybe the health issues wouldn't have been common knowledge until later enough for jonah to be unaware of them but actually no #there's legislation about it like 6 years later LOL so jonah would..maybe not make this choice #i guess in the future when drawing i will just make him a British shorthair #my catTMA is simultaneously 'they are just regular cats or like all show cats or something' and 'exact tma plot but as intelligent cats'#LOL its just vague in my mind idk..also maybe jon can be an Abyssinian #ALSO WHAT WAS I THINKING 'jonah may not have been aware about x thing' like did i...did i forget. me 2 hours ago was dumb as rocks

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evergreen-endo · 1 month ago

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takiishi’s the type of guy who likes not having to lift a finger and breeding yourself on his cock never sounds bad for either of you

Venus :(

good lord mino

yeah he just sits there and takes it. watches you and looks a little bored, too. you're sweating and your hair is sticking to your skin and you're panting like a dog and the biggest mess he's making is between your legs. i think his pupils dilate real nice every time you squeeze him, and he tilts his head back with a clenched jaw when he comes. he'll only lift a finger to slap your ass when you stop moving the way he likes, or if he can tell you're only squeezing him to be a tease. he'll pinch your nipples or your clit if you piss him off too much, too...but his touch is fleeting, gone as quickly as it appears and only there to reprimand you in the first place. just take his cum as many times as he's willing to give it to you before the overstimulation has his mouth dry n brows twitching.

#the way i squinted at this notif while texting my boss #him not liking to do the work + me loving cowgirl >>>>>>>>>>>#im ... also pondering a less experienced kiishi that gets pussydrunk for the first time with you on top #and not realizing what's happening to him #hasn't touched you since you sat on his cock and you're having a hard time cumming without his help #so you keep moving even after he's filled you up and the overstimulation sets in....#it feels too good to make you stop but he also doesn't know how to handle it #takes it out on you with harsh slaps grabs squeezes twists all of it #bc wtf are you doing to him #feels the need to blindfold and put earmuffs on you next time so he can pant freely if he wishes #i've lost the plot but yeah using him like a breeding machine. yeah.#the bereaved — ♱#haunts — takiishi ♱#on your knees and pray — ♱

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aceredshirt13 · 3 months ago

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gang i have to share this P. G. Wodehouse quote with you all because ever since I found it I can't stop thinking about it. it's from a letter he wrote when he was 78 years old to his friend Guy Bolton (many thanks to P. G. Wodehouse: A Life in Letters)

I have been on the sick list myself, but am better now. Inflamed bladder or chill on the bladder or something, the symptoms being agony when I passed water, as the expression is. It brought back the brave old days when I used to get clap.

he really said "yeah the pain from my bladder issue reminds of the days when I used to have so much sex I repeatedly got venereal disease"

#red randomness #p. g. wodehouse #he was so known for not having sex with his beloved wife #that i truly didn't expect this at all #i feel like i see a lot of people saying with a great deal of confidence that he was sex-repulsed ace #especially due to the wife thing #but while he certainly may have been ace on some level #i feel like at the very least this casts some doubt on the sex-repulsed part lmao #i suppose it's possible he was lying but wouldn't this be such a specific and unnecessary lie in this context?#especially for a private letter to a friend he'd known and worked with for decades #because he really didn't even need to bring it up #of course i am open to evidence to the contrary #i just dislike seeing overconfident opinions broadly prevail #even when aspects of a real person's life suggest the possibility of otherwise #the study of history is meant to breed discussion!#and something that goes against the grain of past assumption is certainly worth discussing imo #also very grateful to the unpublished monograph by George Simmers about Honeysuckle Cottage #because that's how i found out about this letter in the first place!#great monograph mr. simmers please publish it someday #opened my third eye about the potential latent homosexuality in that story (among other things)#and at risk of having someone get mad at me or say i'm trying to like. diminish or slander the ace community by saying this #please don't assume that. that's why i've been afraid to share this before.#i'm not confidently stating wodehouse is anything. he's a real man who lived and i didn't know him #but by the same token neither does anyone else #i'm just as tired of people in history who have a fair amount of suggestion of being aroace being broadly assumed gay #despite evidence to the contrary #or people confidently assigning queerness to historical figures when evidence of them being queer in any way is ambiguous at best #everything in history is a maybe. we just collect facts and analyze them.#and my current analysis based on this line is that i'm not sure i think he was very sex-repulsed after all #(but like. i'm not going around insulting or fighting people about it in dms or something. and neither should you)

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goodpvppy · 9 months ago

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dreamed of cuddling with him again… wish i could’ve woken up to his lips at my neck, mumbling softly into my ear as he’s already filled me up, still thrusting deep inside of me as he couldn’t wait for me to wake up…

#puppy barks #somno fantasy #cw somno #somno breeding #hornyposting #puppy sub #dumb puppy #pet pl@y #dumb mutt #nsft puppy #trans nsft #ftm nsft #i woke up whining against my pillow… daydreaming of him using me as he needs…#owner has been unable to play with me all month and i just want to give him my everything once he’s able to…#let him use me like the good toy i am his perfect good boy…#I wish he could see me and my playmate grind on each other and get so close to coming and he’ll step in and finally use us as he needs to…

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tanjir0se · 2 months ago

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I keep getting these weird Japanese Instagram reels of some guy who owns gigantic beetles just kinda…tossing them into the air so they start clumsily flying and then watching them bonk around on his ceiling / AC unit/ windows/ light fixtures. And what I’m saying is. Modern au Sanemicore

#my life has not known peace since the taisho secret days he breeds beetles #like. why #why would he do such a thing #doesn’t he know what it’ll do to me????#need him so bad I look stupid #anyway I think modern sanemi would pretend to hate social media #while running a secret Beetles account. yknow. for his beetles #modern au #kny

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merakiui · 2 years ago

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Helloo i just came to your blog and found the whole apocalypes au interesting 👀

I dont understand much of the au concept tjo so mind enlightening me? ^^ i wanna see more of it akskaosn

The basic concept is that the world is in disarray and has fallen into an apocalypse due to the effects of blot on mages/magical creatures producing more Overblots than ever before, which has forced those living in this new world to adapt and evolve in order to survive. This means building strong, sturdy compounds and using any means necessary to stay afloat (moral compasses are very skewed and corrupt in this au). Additionally, since women are now seen as a precious resource, they are kept within the compounds for the sake of reproduction. There are seven major compounds: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, and Diasomnia, all with their own sets of regulations, traditions, and ways of living. Noble Bell is technically a compound of its own, with Rollo as the leader, and RSA also counts as a compound. But we haven't touched much on both yet!

I will link all of the discussions that have taken place with this au so that you can read more! :D

✧ dorm compounds

✧ bride selection (idia & azul)

✧ information about the husband selection

✧ bride selection (jade)

✧ husband selection (floyd)

✧ husband selection (malleus)

✧ mute bride (azul)

✧ darling who avoids bride selections

✧ husband floyd

✧ gentle non-con with riddle

✧ riddle (un)willingly sharing darling with azul

#twisted chit chat #twst apocalypse au #someone ask me about rsa's bride selection tradition >:)#omg and noble bell's bride selection tradition too!!!#hehe many many thoughts #of course i also need to write more with the staff #sam runs a not-so-underground auction that auctions off the best of the best women for breeding purposes #crowley is sam's business partner and together they run the business (with crowley gathering the eligible women from crewel)#and sam uses his businessman expertise and quick tongue to auction them off #crewel is in charge of conditioning/training the women into obedient housewives (much like how one would train a puppy)#vargas helps with creating healthy regimens for them so that they can stay in shape and produce healthy results #trein is likely the most level-headed of them and he ensures all of them are well-educated :D #(thinking about being crewel's little wifey he conditioned to be good and love him and and and !!!!!!! orz)#i should stop rambling in the tags and make an official more in-depth post regarding this au ^^;;;

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jubileexoxo · 1 year ago

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y’all don’t understand like the way cove is so in love with MC (jamie last whatever u call them) THERES NOOOO WAY HE HASNT THOUGHT ABOUT THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS SHIT TO DO WITH THEM LIKE PUHLEASEEEE SEX ON THE BEACH PLSSSS I BEG OF YOUUUU!!22 LIKE ME PERSONALLY let me stop yelling, i hc that he’s into some kinky shit but wont bring it up unless prompted too like TRUST, this man is a freak JUST TRUST ME I SWEARRR

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bunicate · 1 year ago

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>______< I am not okay

#he loookssssssss soooooo boyfrienddddd wht da helllllll #his face card is insane #like r we serious #he is so beautiful his beautiful droopy eyes #his pretti hair #his lovely piercings omhdhddjdbdbd #I am so in love with him r we srsssssss #I didn’t think genshin could release another male character tht would have me this unwell #now here I ammmmm #his witl teefies #I need him to breed my ****

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evanpeterswifeyyy · 5 months ago

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Idk why men think I’m gonna show them my body and stuff.

Like are you Evan Peters? No??

Then you gotta work hard and earn it.

I’m only a whore for Evan Peters. Get in line.

My honest reaction when boys:

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