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I keep getting these weird Japanese Instagram reels of some guy who owns gigantic beetles just kinda…tossing them into the air so they start clumsily flying and then watching them bonk around on his ceiling / AC unit/ windows/ light fixtures. And what I’m saying is. Modern au Sanemicore
#my life has not known peace since the taisho secret days he breeds beetles#like. why#why would he do such a thing#doesn’t he know what it’ll do to me????#need him so bad I look stupid#anyway I think modern sanemi would pretend to hate social media#while running a secret Beetles account. yknow. for his beetles#modern au#kny
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Mammon wanting to surprise MC with a human world dance as a sweet gesture but busts out the Cotton Eye Joe at one of Diavolo's parties
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do u think he has a shot
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#the four lords#im going to be so serious#i love portraying karl as the most loser guy ever#hes so arrogant but he needs ethan so bad it makes him look stupid
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ANTONY STARR as HOMELANDER THE BOYS | SO2E02 “Over the Hill with the Swords of a Thousand Men”
#theboysedit#the boys#homelander#jokerous#usersavana#tusersonny#fieryfrankie#usergiu#mine#**#i need to fuck the shit out of him as soon as possible. like i need him so bad it makes ME look fucking stupid#100#500
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FRANK GRILLO Shattered (2022) dir. Luis Prieto
#frank grillo#usersavana#userkraina#userzo#mancandykings#dilfedit#*#lou#i need him so bad it makes ME look stupid on god
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somehow i still dont know how to draw him
#ive been playing through 5 with my sister recently and hes been pissing me off BAD#his boss fights are so hard#but he looks so good in this game so its very conflicting for a little gay boy like myself#i need to keep practicing drawing him in this game specifically though ..#his outfits are too stupid for me to Not draw#resident evil#biohazard#albert wesker#fanart#art#re5#-> my art
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I call this The Kirk Brothers attitude towards starfleet spectrum
here is how the tos/snw crew place on it
#ortegas didn't fit but she is between uhura and pike#chekov? honestly idk. like I will need to rewatch some more tos to be sure#btw laan and spock would run a mcdonalds like the navy. I know that.#like una pike and kirk would not be that commited to Any job. spock and laan would take any job this seriously. but spock is where he is#because he would a) take any job this seriously b) wants to fuck the concept of starfleet so bad it makes him look stupid#star trek#st: tos#st: snw#spock#james t kirk#sam kirk#nyota uhura#hikaru sulu#montgomery scott#una chin riley#la'an noonien singh#leonard mccoy#joseph m'benga#christine chapel#christopher pike
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Awww the skrunkly! (He would kill me for saying this and I do NOT care)
#roblox pressure fanart#pressure fanart#sebastian pressure#sebastian solace#sebastian solace fanart#I wanna squish him so bad it makes me look stupid#I just need to shake him around for a bit :(#swirlsarttag
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after this live, i can’t stop thinking about how much of a tease camboy!gyuvin would be. he’d go on stream wearing nothing but a white bathrobe and lean forward to talk to his viewers, making his robe’s neckline plunge down to show peeks of his bare chest.
“take it off,” camboy!gyuvin would read from the comments with a smirk, but he’d tighten the ribbon on his robe in response. not long after, he’d hear his favorite cha-ching sounds from the livestream platform, signaling a paid request from him to strip.
giving in, gyuvin would slip out of his robe teasingly slow, but he’d show the stream a good view of him shirtless eventually, with his nipples perking up and his slender but toned torso in full display. that doesn’t seem to be enough for his viewers since he’s still covering his crotch with his discarded robe.
another clinking sound would fill his ears while he coyly plays with his nipples for the stream. this time, the requests are getting lewder, all of them sending the same message. “show us your cock,” he peers closer to the screen before granting their wish.
as expected, camboy!gyuvin’s been packing, with his huge and girthy member filling up nearly a third of the screen. gyuvin would stroke experimentally, letting soft moans leave his lips while he pleasures himself. he cuts his actions short to stand up from his seat to supposedly adjust the camera, but really, he’s just giving his audience a better view of his fully nude body like the good whore he is.
camboy!gyuvin crouches down by the camera just enough to show off his nipples then slowly gets up, allowing everyone to get a closeup shot of his cock “accidentally.” he returns to his seat to stroke himself again, exhaling sharp breaths as he goes harder.
“want me to play with any toys?” he’d ask his viewers, who’ve seemed to triple since he got fully undressed. the comment section quickly gets filled with people asking camboy!gyuvin to fuck into a fleshlight, cash donations included. naturally, he obliges and takes out his fleshlight hidden in his seat, fitting his cock into the artificial tightness slowly but surely.
a loud groan leaves his mouth as gyuvin finally bottoms out, dragging the fleshlight up and down his impressive length. the sounds of his cock going in and out of the sex toy are obscene, which only serve to turn him on even more.
“need to be deep in real pussy right now,” camboy!gyuvin would tell his viewers, showing how horny and needy he’s gotten from a quick stroking session. “don’t you wish this was you,” he teases as he fucks into the fleshlight harder.
after a few more strokes, gyuvin would spill his release into the fleshlight, letting everyone know he reached his orgasm through a loud round of moaning. he strokes his softening member a couple of times to satisfy his commenters’ desires of seeing his cock a little more.
camboy!gyuvin would show off his tainted fleshlight for his viewers, letting some of his cum drip out of the fucked-out toy to show how proud he was of the mess he made.
waiting for the next stream of requests, camboy!gyuvin would spread his legs wide and expose his puckered asshole. surprisingly, his viewers can’t get enough of this new sight, so they flood his comments with “bend over”s and “finger yourself”s, among other requests begging him to make good use of his tight hole.
“fuck myself with a dildo?” camboy!gyuvin would giggle upon reading the unfiltered demand. “you’d have to pay a lot more for that one,” he’d quip teasingly, but his smug grin quickly gets replaced with shock when he hears a symphony of clinks.
#gyuvin smut#kim gyuvin smut#zb1 smut#zerobaseone smut#gyuvin x reader#kim gyuvin x reader#zb1 hard hours#gyuvin hard hours#zerobaseone hard hours#i need him so bad i look stupid#ask box open for crazy gyuvin thoughts
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Yk, I hate that adaptations keep making Peter a high schooler, and not just because it means he never evolves, but because the adaptations now also include wider Marvel, whitch usually (thanks to the MCU) is at the modern day stage with legacy characters and new age teen heroes, meaning that Peter is taking up Miles' spot and you can really tell when they put him next to someone like Kamala Khan or Sam Alexander who are Miles' pals. Tho Peter taking Miles' stuff is just a modern issue overall, just look at MCU whitch just stole and re-skinned Miles' personality, characters, story-beats, even the costume to an extent and then made it worse.
agree 👏
#sci speaks#sci. release the script doctor you did where it actually was miles in the mcu and peter parker is a grown ass man.#it was funny. peter was a really bad intern at stark industries#who stole stark tech on the sly.#and of course. tony catches wind of this because he has cameras everywhere and. those cameras happened to also catch.#him sneaking out of work as spider-man.#and tony ropes him into civil war or whatever because otherwise he could Literally press charges.#and peter's :((((((((#begrudgingly joins tony's side.#in the post credit we see that he's been gathering stark tech to build miles morales some very neato webshooters.#and voil.a. miles is the star of homecoming and. peter is the mentor figure that encourages miles to start small.#miles: but YOU teamed up with the avengers a#peter: do as i SAY not as i DO.#sighs. so little would have to change.#but no more child soldiers and no more over exposure of tony stark. fantastic. superb.#also showing a slightly sneakier peter parker who isn't exactly entirely morally upstanding.#steals from billionares while they're not looking to serve the people who need it.#robin hood figure !! sexy. would falll to my knees for a peter parker like that. would be my favourite on screen peter ever.#and it puts him more in an interesting spot with the villains in the movies too.#if we still go with the route of all the villains being affiliated with stark tech and stealing / using stark tech#then peter is like. in a more complex role in the story. he stole stark tech too. is he better than the criminals?#he uses it for good. he thinks. but that's his judgement.#just i think it would be neat. all the “you're just like me” rhetoric falls so flat in those movies.#but what if it hit different.#but that would be if marvel had the courage to make a complex spider-man movie#where peter parker is allowed to make morally complex decisions asides for “uhh. stupid kid makes stupid mistakes”#sci talks movies
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debrief with kim
#charles art#ID in alt#my first proper kim drawing lmao#i need him so bad it makes me look stupid#disco elysium#de#disco elysium art#disco elysium fanart#kim kitsuragi#de fanart#kim kitsuragi fanart#kimharry#harry du bois#kim disco elysium#charles did this
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what if the tomshiv baby wasn't aborted and turned out to be just like a weird cunt. this is my unadulterated vision
#hes so fucked up and as a dude who enjoys drawing shiv and toms faces so much hibs is my delight to render#fucking look AT him i need to throw him at a million miles an hour#goes without saying that his parents had him nannied out the wazoo and in his developmental years he was either with childcare staff#with the occasional parental outing + roy family holidays plus toms parents hanging around which did him immeasurable damage#tries to stalk kendalls mansion on google maps on his ipad at age 8#gets everything on his christmas list unless it requires tom or shiv making a personal effort#tom and his relationship is so fucking bad and they never talk about it <3#hibernian#thank you for being so nice about my stupid creation ily. i love you hibs also i hate you#succession#succession oc#tom wambsgans#shiv roy#tomshiv baby#shakes him until something happens#(i made every effort to make him look So much like his parents like hes got toms nose with shivs nostrils.. tom forehead.. shiv lips)#art#the nation
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#karl heisenberg#ethan winters#can i even tag him#hes not even actually in this#well i guess a piece of him is#mother miranda#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#wintersberg#i was actually trying to draw cute geniune domestic wintersberg#and it was so hard for me i went into art block#and i spent the entire day trying to think of a good idea for it and couldnt#then while i was falling asleep i thought of this comic in like 2 seconds#domestic wintersberg is so hard for me to draw 😭#addicted to making dumb stupid comics where karl needs ethan so bad it makes him looks stupid#fun fact the soldat was originally going to be sturm and then i realized sturm doesnt have hands to stop karl from walking over
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#this meme format isnt trendy anymore at this point but#im really in it tonight lads#i need him to be real so bad it makes me look stupid#gale dekarios#bg3#this EXACT meme already exists im sure
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PUT ME IN A ROOM WITH LAIOS TOUDEN AND ILL SHOW THE WINGED LION WHAT REAL DESIRE LOOKS LIKE
#dungeon meshi#dun meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#i need him so bad it makes me look stupid chat#pleaseeee infodump abt monsters and the various ways they can be perpared pleaseeeeee i promise ill be normal abt it
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