#i need him like i need fucking water ok

[chaotic-mystery]

nasty joel thot of the day: you go on vacation or leave town for a few days and when you come back, joel makes you cum the amount of days that you were gone before he fucks you (ie., gone 4 days, cum 4 times, then he fucks you)

EXXXXCUUUUUSE ME??!!

I saved this for my sleepover hehehe.

"J-Joel, please I'm gonna cum, don't stop- fuck, I can't handle it, I need y-" your cries were muffled by Joel's wet fingers plunging into your mouth, your slippery tongue licking off your arousal that coated his fingers.

"Naah c'mon sweet girl, y'got one more in ya f'me I can feel it." His voice vibrated off the shell of your ear as you squirmed around on his lap, your impending orgasm having you almost on the brink of tears. This was about to be number four of orgasms you've had since being at his house for less than an hour. He wasted no time stripping you of your vacation outfit you came back home to Texas in. Joel missed you a lot those four nights you were gone, so much so he told you that you had four times to cum for him before his cock even gets inside you.

Joel's fingers roughly circled around your oversensitive clit and a guttural groan escaped your mouth. Without warning his fingers dipped inside your soaking wet entrance and curled upwards, immediately hitting your g-spot.

"Ahhh she's just aching to be fucked isn't she baby doll? Did'ja miss my cock buried deep inside your tight fuckin' pussy, hm?" His free hand wrapped around your throat, squeezing firmly as you tried to focus for an answer.

"Y-yes si-sir I missed you inside me while I was away-oh my go-d!" Your words interrupted by whimpers and groans as you came again and you tried to squeeze your thighs shut but Joel refused. He wanted you to feel it all over your body, knowing he was in full control of you.

"Do you want me to fuck you now, sweetheart? Should I show you how much I missed my girl, fuck the brains outta you and make your legs so weak you can't get up? You're such a good girl for me."

He moved out from under you and laid you down on the couch before he stood over you, undoing his belt as his hand rubbed your thigh softly. You were too fucked out to agree with him and regardless of cumming four times for him already, you wanted him that much more.

[dizzybizz]

😀 i love setting out to draw 1 character multiple times but ending up drawing multiple characters 1 time instead 😀 i love it so much 😀

[platoapproved]

😕...

[lycanlovebites]

I’m having normal thoughts about boys right now ok (I have a deep visceral need to hunt someone through the forest, nothing but the sound of him gasping and breaking through the brush with his heartbeat thrumming like an animal of its own in his chest and in my ears, my paws beating against the earth as I race after him, teeth clicking and practically foaming at the mouth at his scent. Just him and me in the dead of night. And when I finally catch him I pin him to the ground and fuck his brains out under the full moon <3 )

I can be left alone with a pretty guy in the middle of the night under a full moon. Yeah just leave him by the forest :) no yeah don’t worry abt it haha yeah I’m just gonna go out for a run :) it will be good for me and also him. Enrichment :) being hunted by a big werewolf counts as a couples exercise right

[todayisafridaynight]

sometimes i get nishiki i really do

[mars-ipan]

OKAY @spinecurlingmice tumblr hates fun so we’re answering this ask manually. this is insaaaaannneeee you have made me insaaaneeee

[bitchfitch]

They should invent a way to call the boarders about my cats that wouldn't involve irritating a real live person who has a job to do that is not telling me my cats are ok.

[dayurno]

darling, have you any kevjeanthea thoughts to spare? i've been going insane since i found out jean was thea's puppy and also their Mailman. i'm in need of your wisdom rn.

<3 (@stabbyfoxandrew)

OF COURSE hello darling aerie i hope you're doing well also you know exactly what you're doing referring to jean as thea's puppy don't you. i think i hauve covid....

as of right now i have two ideas which are not really that distinct but cause me great amusement... first i thought about established pro era kevthea and jean ending up in the same team as them (possibly the olympics?) while being a trainwreck himself and kevthea immediately taking him under their wing :) this is like the standard aftg poly fic scenario and i fall for it all the time because it's so GOOD. i think at first kevin's the one who's kind of laying it heavy on jean because he's worried he might do something stupid but thea is ultimately the one drawing jean by the back of his neck and being like you're acting ridiculous. live with us. and he does... AND THEN OF COURSE the evergreen offer of a threesome, the unbearable tension, the constant mistaking of jean as either kevin's or thea's boyfriend, being so close it gets inappropriate. the perfect culmination i think would be a night where they actually do sleep together and jean wakes up under kevin and thea like what the fuck just happened

AND I DONT THINK THEY EVER TALK ABOUT IT. or like define terms. or even boundaries. but it happens and its there and jean is just casually added to their every activity like hes always been there in the first place :) i think theres something just so fun about a dynamic like that for poly ships sorry sorry sorry. jean thinks he's a single man until it's christmas 2011 and he's having dinner with thea's family

my Other idea was well of course the nest-era moment. i was thinking thea has a the boy is mine moment with jean until she realizes that jean has a crush on her too and she's Very flustered about it because it's definitely not what she expected would happen out of this situation. i don't know if it'd change much about canon but i think itd make the scene where kevin takes thea to see jean in tkm very tense >:3 and you know how she was like should i come back? to kevin i think they could do something similar for jean like. finish usc. get a little better. and then we'll come back for you. and they do :3

[teddybeartoji]

RUSHING HERE SOOOO FUCKING FAST tho perhaps i am too late … TAT did anyone beat me to it . MIRIN WITHHHH heaven sent + moonlight + sunlight + polaroid please <3333333 jumping up and down and kicking my feet ……….

ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WOULDN'T BE ME IF I WASN'T A MILLION YEARS LATE NOW WOULD ITTTTT😭😭 regardless . i am here and so is rin (he is standing behind me) aaand i'm about to talk your ears off so get ready hehehehehe

heaven sent ৻ꪆ how did you and your lover meet?

ok so obviously i couldn't go with the original idea bc me and sae are not friends actually BUUUUUUUUUUUUT . we do still meet through a friend hehehehe bachira my beloved bachira our darling cupid<33333333333 the scenario still stays the same as we once talked - that it was bachira's bday and he had a little party at his place and so obviously i came to visit bc we're bonded together always no matter whether we're in a relationship or not aaaaand so i come in and i'm all omgg happy birthdayyy:3333333 hugging and kissing his cheek and rin was just side-eyeing me from across the room bc we were being loud😭😭😭😭😭

anyway it took us a while to even be in the same space properly just bc he was trying to avoid interactions with everybody lmao he was just sitting in the living room with some other ppl who were playing a video game aaaaaaaaaaaand eventually i was drawn to it too bc omg! i know that game!!!!! and so i ended up sitting RIGHT next to him on the couch hgsagdhgassahgdhgsa it's funny bc i wasn't gonna sit there since it was him and some other guy and i didn't wanna squeeze myself between them but then the other guy was like wtf just come and sit down it's fine. i looked to rin too bc well look i am Well-Mannered alright i needed to know that he's fine with me sitting there too and he just nodded and scooched over a little

i was the one who spoke up first (obviously) and it wasn't anything crazy i just asked whether he's rin bc well bachira has talked abt him and then we (i) started talking about video games and i think this was how i truly Seduced him like heeeey emo boy i know a bunch of horror games in fact i have played a lot of them AND i am relatively good at them i ALSO know about soccer and the shining do you want to be my boyfriend now:33333

we didn't actually change numbers just yet bc well he's... how he is but unfortunately for him i was seared into his mind after that party and he had no other option than to just hope that we'll meet again (if you were to assume he'd ever make the first move in any way shape or form i fear you are horribly mistaken)(but that's okay i am fine with taking the lead hehehehe)

moonlight ৻ꪆ what does a perfect friday night look like for the two of you?

THE CINEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i try to drag him there at least once a week nyehehehe yk to a point . he's also a little pretentious fuck but he will keep his opinions to himself when i've already said that i like the movie unlike some other.. blorbos . he might huff and puff every once in a while but overall he does whatever i want:333333333

i know the question said "A" perfect night but another thing we really like to do is just . being in the same room togther. i know we're sooo so romantic hgasdghshgdagshdghas no but what i mean is that we're both in the living room, i'm writing on the laptop and he's playing a game and that's literally just it. i mostly ramble to myself like i don't really expect him to listen bc he's obviously focusing on smth else but then i end up asking smth like 'ohh what did i wanna add here' very mindlessly and he just tells me exactly what i wanted to add there ghsadghsaghdghas he's a very good listener he picks up every single little thing i say even when i'm not necessarily talking with him and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it makes me melt okay . anyway yeah basically we just really love parallel play lmao

sunlight ৻ꪆ what does a perfect saturday morning look like for the two of you?

step one. he stares at me while i pretend to still be asleep . hgsdasfdsagdgasffg no but he does stay in bed with me for a long time and i loveeee ittt!!!!!! he usually goes running in the mornings but on the weekends he stays with meee:333333

step two. after we get out of bed he jumps into the shower while i face my face and brush my teeth and then i just wait for him to finish so i can help him blowdry his hair and everything hehehehe

this is him after the shower btw

STEP THREE. ANYWAY AND THEN WE GO AND FIND OURSELVES SMTH TO EAT!!!!!! i'm probably talking his ears off as i make the coffee meanwhile he's making us eggs (bc sporty boy needs his protein yk). we take everything slow and it just feels so good to know that we have the day completely to ourselves and that he doesn't have to go and tussle with other sweaty men smhhh

and step four . we watch each other eat (freaks)

aand step five. we get all comfy on the couch and play video games together hehehhee this is a true loser x loser love stroy okay........ tbh a lot of the time it's him watching ME play which i thought was very interesting at first bc he definitely likes to play too but he just always lets me go first and when i try to give him the controller like hey let's switch he just says i can keep on going i'm pretty sure that's just an excuse to stare at me.......... (<333333333)

polaroid ৻ꪆ what’s your favorite picture of them? what’s their favorite picture of you?

HE ONCE FELL ASLEEP WITH HIS FACE BURIED INTO MY HOODIE AND IT WAS SOOO SWEEETTTTTTTT:(((((((((( i had just left it on the couch and while he's not one to take a lot of naps (it's a very rare sight) he did just end up dozing off while i was doing i don't know what. he had the hoodie under his head and he was just kind of nuzzling into it ari it was so fucking cute and so i obviously had to take a pic of him hehehehhee

rin didn't take any pics before i came along lmao i am now forcing him to do it i want him to send me pics of himself when i miss him and wtf who is he to say no???????? they're always a bit silly like the angle is a bit weird and they're a bit blurry and shaky bc he's just not used to taking them but i love them so fucking much okay i treasure them all i save literally every pic he sends me

i'm rambling abt smth irrelevant to the question but i need you to know that he sends me pics of stray cats:333333333 this popped into my head and i can't stop thinking abt it he won't even say anything he just randomly sends me a pic of a cat and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii love him okay the fact that seeing a cat makes him think of me is so sweet:((((((((((((

ANYWAY . his favourite pic of me is one that is one that i took of us together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's a very very simple mirror pic it's literally just us in our pj's, he's wearing a headband he's doing his skincare and i'm just leaning to his side but he loves it a lot<333333333333 told me to send it to him with dusted pink cheeks lmao he's the cutest ever

selfship asks:3333

[grinkubus]

Remind me to make a whole spreadsheet about my dmc headcannons when I forget again and when I'm not too scared that an angry mob will come to find me because oh boy do I have some hot takes

[waywardsalt]

they shouldve put bellum in ssbu as a spirit. come on

[thatgirlissopeculiar]

well, guess I can add 'fainting at a concert' to my life experiences lmao

[echoesofadream]

i cant believe taekook consulted a fortune teller

[hauntingblue]

Strong world is the nami and luffy twins manifesto written by oda this is my one piece.

You see luffy's finishing attack with his giant hammer being fueled by lightning which is nami's main weapon with her clima tact and she even made the guy steer the islands towards the cyclone so even if the lighting isn't produced by her the lighting is provided by her either way so luffy AND her finished that guy and even luffy attacked after nami announced how he will lose which also means nami knew and trusted luffy to end him after that and of course he did and

Oh my god luffy making nami explain herself about the message he left on the tone dial and being pissed that she didn't trust him to save and protect her but he got so mad and didn't hear the whole message and she asked luffy to save her omg....... she knew after all that they will come and win..... I love this ending I am going to walk into the sea now goodbye.

Why are whitebeard and ace on the ending credits I already cried. Watching aces part again cause he looks so good. Hello alive dead wife

[heartshapedtrap]

just hung out w friends for five hours and feltso full of whimsy I could pass out <333 I miss them so bad already but I get to see them tomorrow tooooo

[gibbearish]

oh psa but if you're in an industry that checks IDs and the person in front of you is clearly trans, don't make comments about anything on that ID. for instance saying "OMG your middle name's Danielle? that's my name too!!!" to someone 5 feet tall with a full beard is perhaps not the best choice one could make if one didn't want to put a neon glowing sign above that person's head saying "THIS IS A TRANSGENDER" to everyone they're with