#also dante being the scarier and smarter twin
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Remind me to make a whole spreadsheet about my dmc headcannons when I forget again and when I'm not too scared that an angry mob will come to find me because oh boy do I have some hot takes
#dante being a nonsmoker or nondrinker makes no sense. bro literally drinks his sorrows away#also dante being bi but i think thats actually canon in the novels?#also dante being the scarier and smarter twin#you cannot make me think vergil is smart. bro literally invokes hell to just piss dante off#“i need more power” how about therapy and a shower because i bet since he got trapped by mundus he didnt even touch water ONCE#bro is a walking incel#there i said it#also fuck v#idk what the fuck capcom was thinking when giving vergil a goth e boy twink persona but ok go off i guess#the only good thing vergil gave us was nero#neros whole concept and design is just marvelous#they kind of made him ugly in 5 but it fits to his punk persona kinda#tbh they made everyone ugly in 5#idc about realism they all look so fucking dirty and greasy#id like to imagine nero is transmasc because vibes#idk im using this just to shit on vergil i hate him but i will post a spreadsheet sometime in the future
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