#i need a tag for this guy

[birdieselfships]

oops. i've been a little too quiet here. hold on let me just

im COOKED bro its OVER

[dreadfutures]

my partner mentioned his favorite animal is a whale and i got him a cute little whale plushie for his birthday and then last weekend i saw a print at an art fair of a whale and i got it for him, and i thought at some point maybe it'd be trite or silly or annoying that i keep giving him whale things. like idk, maybe he'd be like "i'm an adult i dont' need Things" or "i mean i like whales but like, i don't need whale things"

but he seems to really cherish them and the way his eyes light up and he get so happy about it. ;-;

i keep forgetting he's never had anyone care about him and express care to him before.

[lifblogs]

Things my mom’s asshole boyfriend did wrong at the animal hospital tonight:

• Came, for one thing. He didn’t need to be there.

• Told me I could carry Loki in his carrier despite me being visibly injured.

• Wasted time signing important paperwork because he was worried about the price. (He doesn’t even have to pay or sign. This isn’t his cat.)

• Rude to the point a girl chewed out even me for it.

• Scared a dog so badly his port cast came off.

• Tried to touch other people’s animals.

• Tried suggesting a fucking useless and invasive test for Loki.

• Didn’t listen to me when I tried telling him 4 million times that seizures happen in the brain, and no, it was not something he ate, or the vet approved over the counter sinus meds.

• Didn’t listen to me when I said Loki can’t have an actual fish as a treat because most fish have the minerals and such he can’t have. No one gives a fuck if it’s organic, dipshit.

• Complained that we didn’t take him to the room to talk to the doctor and say good night to Loki, despite him not owning this cat or being a family member.

[13eyond13]

how does further take B's imitation to ever more grotesque heights? i feel like you can't get much further on a sweet tooth then eating jam out of the jar. does he just carry around sugar cubes and drink chocolate syrup?

HAHAHA oh no you're right! If he was exaggerating B's already exaggerated traits then that's gonna be a bad time... F definitely drinks chocolate syrup, that will be canon now. He might even snort pixie sticks as well

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[isjasz]

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[urativy]

boyfie came over during the weekend to play house and meal prep together . he was embarrassed bc i wanted to get boba but he was still in pajamas and didn't want to be seen in public but he STILL drove me over anyways (and waited in the car for me) sob emoji

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

return to sub level 50

[hinamie]

sympathy for cain

[lucabyte]

there's a stranger who sleeps at the foot of your bed

[iwasbored777]

They asked Lee Majdoub what he thinks of Stobotnik vs what Stone thinks of it and this man chose violence omg the more I read the more painful it gets

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

Maybe should've tried harder for that scholarship

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I'm back in the Tigers cage again.

(You too can join in on throwing a Rat Of A Man into a Tiger cage by reading Tiger Tiger)

[badninken]

Sabotage