Sometimes Magister Dorian Pavus also needs a break from his duties, during which he thinks about those who mean the most to him
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the gale cheek kiss always makes me laugh, this guy tells you he wants to fuck when you’re covered in blood and gore in the cursed darkness of the shadowed lands when NO ONE should be thinking about that and has a porn book just on his table and projects copies of himself for the freakiest sex scene in the game and then has a cheek kiss and looks surprised when you pull him in for a real kiss, he is ridiculous fr
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ponykatas and long haired toshis from a while ago
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the ancient hero armor set in TotK is like "so yeah the Hero from the first Calamity was actually not Hylian. he wasn't Zonai either. he was a secret third thing that has no name and the only other example can be found in weird statues in the Depths. HOWEVER he does wear Zonai clothes! but also Hylian body paint. no we will not elaborate further nor ever xoxo <3" insane absolutely INSANE
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i miss my wife 😔... (he's a five hundred year old blonde man with issues ejected from the narrative)
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【𐂃】 ❝ Christ on a stick WATCH YOUR AIM DIPSHIT !! ❞ It was unknown whether the "target" was the imp, or the creatures behind him, needless to say Blitz wasn't about to lay low and act as if nothing happened. The arrow nearly left a mark! and if there's one thing he didn't appreciate is another goddamn hole on his body!
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