#i might forget about this

[ditzydreamsss]

"Run The World!!" [Bizly/Charlie Villain & Vigilante duo AU] Rant + Oneshot

Charlie's a villain and Bizly's a vigilante. Condi is a hero (med) and Schlatt's on neutral grounds along with Puddi and Apple (refer back to this <- I forgot this existed until 5 minutes ago). Grizzly had been kicked out.

Updates: - Puddi uses any pronouns + gender neutral pronouns. She/he/it/them/xe/ve..... etc. - Apple uses Apple/Apples/Appleself pronouns.

Charlie's also a little... bloodthirsty.... but Bizly's able to stop him! Most of the time.

Oneshot features crack and also angst :D

Title is from the song "Run the World!!" by Dayglow

-- "Fauna", The cat eared vigilante who seems to have close connections with the top villain "Warp". Be on the lookout for Warp when Fauna is present. || Power: Shapeshifting || Known for taking Puddi, along with other minor heroes in training, into war.

-- "Warp", the most powerful villain alive. || Power: Teleportation, blood manipulation(?) || If seen around the area, freeze and pray he may be feeling merciful.

-- "Chemi", best healer of the heroes. An excellent potions maker. Once worked closely with the fallen hero "GoldApple / Gapple". || Power: Teleportation || Known for the rumor that Chemi could control time, but was proved wrong.

-- "GoldApple", "Gapple", %^$ DATA NOT FOUND ^&#(#*

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♬ welcome to my own little world ♬

Okay, first of all, Bizly did not take Puddi into war. The kid made the choice to leave because the hero training program is transphobic as hell! And Bizly was the one who made Puddi stay with Schlatt (and as much as Bizly didn't like Schlatt, he was the safest person to leave a runaway kid with).

And... In some way, Bizly could see that Schlatt was actually protective of Puddi. Though Schlatt would never admit it.

Bizly scoffed, continuing to read the newspaper and stopping at Grizzly's section.

Good, the hacking worked then.

♬ oh, I never listen ♬

"I AM! RED!!! THE NEWEST, BESTEST VIGILANTE THIS CITY WILL EVER SEE!!! I WILL PROTECT EVERYONE!!!" And with that, the kid jumped off the building and threw themselves at Bizly.

What the fuck??

The kid hissed at Charlie... apples floating around them protectively??

"Um." Bizly started, but Red interrupted him.

"NO! SCHLATT TOLD ME THAT VILLAINS ARE BAD BAD BAD!!" Red pointed furiously at Charlie with shaking hands.

Bizly finally got a better look at the child. They were wearing an apple themed outfit, a dress even, with brown branches and green vines wrapping around their ankles and arms. They also had a giant apple parachute.

Huh.

Bizly didn't know Schlatt had a child.

"AND YOU MISTER, SHOULD STAY AWAY!!! HE'S BAAAAD!!!"

Uh, no. Didn't red see them messing around only a few seconds ago-

"HE'S! HE'S!! um. HE'S! MANY-PULL-ATING YOU!"

"Manipulate."

"MANYPULLATE!! AND ONLY SCHLATT IS ALLOWED TO DO THAT!!! That's his thing." Red whispered the last bit.

Bizly and Charlie exchanged glances. Bizly internally sighed.

Do I.. Kill them-

NO! Let's just... entertain them. We don't know who they can tell.

But if Schlatt knows them..

We're NOT going to get on the bad side of Schlatt. That's where he's staying-

Alright, fineee....

"Uh. Oh. Oh no. I'm.. uhh.... I was being attack. Oh Red, are you my- my hero?"

"YEES!" Red triumphed, pronouncing YEES with the two E's.

"Ohh NOO!! I've been defeated.." Charlie yelled dramatically and proceeded to melt through the floor. Probably teleported somewhere else was Bizly's guess.

Red looked so proud.

"Soo.. Kid." Bizly started.

"Yeah?"

"What are your pronouns?"

"APPLE!"

Bizly faltered.

"..What ?"

"APPLE!!!! I'M APPLE! I APPLE!!!"

"Ap- Apple?? Appleself-"

"YEEE!!! I'M APPLE!!!!!!!!!!! My vigilante name's RED! BUT I'M APPLE!!"

"O-Okay."

Later that day, everyone met up with Schlatt and they all explained to Apple that Charlie actually wasn't an evil asshole even if he was a little psychopathic.

♬ 'cause I could never be hurt ♬

Meeting Puddi was much more of a slowburn, in a way, but the encounter was... an encounter.

Puddi was some kid that Bizly saw around during patrolling. Rescued them a few times, and knew her enough to know he used a hell ton of pronouns. Not that it was a bad thing, of course.

Until the two got trapped in an abandoned building together as Charlie went on some speech to the newscasting helicopter about the justice in murder. (Bizly couldn't say he agreed, but that was the cost of being friends with the number one villain)

Shiiiiit.

Bizly stared at Puddi, who was twirling its hair around.

Gods, Bizly had already used up all his 'outside' social energy with that one homophobic guy at the store he was this close to sending an army of birds down-

Point is, Bizly's mind was blank and also panicking.

What the fuck is he supposed to do with a twelve year old child.

"Um. So..... your name's.. uh.. Fauna?

"Huh? Oh. Yeah." What the hell is he saying CAN HE JUST SOCIALIZE-

"Oh.. ummm...... So... When's Charlie going to be done with this?" Puddi's voice was quiet-

Wait, hold on.

Hold on.

"You know CHARLIE?" Bizly asked, a little too loudly.

"Uhh.. Yes. Apple told me about hi- ohhhh." Realization hit Puddi.

"You're Bizly."

"Uh-huh."

Silence.

Gods help Bizly nothing could save him now. Yeah, Maybe Puddi was as awkward as Bizly and would probably forget about this but who cares about that Bizly's so bad at everything ever can't even say a simple hello SHIT HE FORGOT TO SAY HELLO-

"H-Hello."

Did Bizly just stutter, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM-

"H.. Hi."

"Umm."

Think of something think of something think of-

"Y'know Minecraft?"

And the two proceeded to talk about Minecraft and their opinions on the new update for two hours.

Charlie came in in the middle of their big debate on whether the Sniffer was a good mob to add or not. Charlie had to practically drag them home.

♬ oh, I am so fake ♬

"SHUT UP!!!! SHUUTTTTT!!!!!!!" Apple screamed towards the sky.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grizzly screamed back.

"I- I- Plea- I'm- SCHLATTTT!!" Puddi cried, desperately trying to escape its fate.

Schlatt peeked over from the corner, "YES WHAT IS I- YOU."

"What- OH SHIT BIZ-"

"Don't drag me into thiiIIIISSSSSSSSSS-"

Bizly screamed bloody murder as a child, crazed goat man, and the number one target for the hero committee all leaped out to knock him down and probably kill him.

"WHAT DID I DOOOOO!!!!"

Ahh, home sweet second hom- Wait what the shit?

Condi squinted and saw his good ole friend Bizly got three insane psychopaths body slam him.

Yeah.

Okay.

He teleported back to the base where his hero name, Chemi, was plastered at every inch of the walls.

It was creepy, but way better than seeing... whatever the hell was happening to Bizly.

Hm..

Ehhh,, whatever, Condi will heal him later.

♬ And why is it that I believe ♬ ♬ Everything they speak of me? ♬ ♬ It's hard for me sometimes to see ♬ ♬ Beyond all that they want ♬

WARNING: Graphic descriptions of blood and injury!! And corpses. That too. Basically: mass murder.

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RED

START

"C-Charlie? W.... What are you doing..?"

"What do you think I'm doing, hmmm?"

Charlie grinned, pupils slit, and crooked his head. Blood dripped down from his chin, a corpse laid under him. Its eye sockets were hollow and bits of its eyes were crushed under its own hand.

Bizly's vision was blurry; he couldn't see clearly as the world spun around.. and around.. and around. He was still holding onto the hand that once belonged to Grizzly, which was now a empty, lifeless limb connected to a thing that Bizly once smiled at, full of affection, at those soft moments. It was turning grey now-- rapidly decaying. Leaving no trace of the past.

Bizly wanted to move, so desperately, as tears were falling from his eyes. He couldn't feel them.

Charlie crawled towards Bizly, in a form of a nightmarish terror with random arms fused together all over his body, all moving independently. A black matter burst out from his stomach, which had been torn apart when those giant legs took over the once human form.

Charlie's mouth was stretched, way too wide for it too be humanly possible.

Oh, wait.

Was that thing even Charlie anymore?

But he sounded like Charlie, good ole Charlie, who had made puns whenever Bizly had felt down, the one who rescued so many people...

Yet, killed thousands.

The air glitched around Charlie.

Bizly knew Charlie(?)'s power. He was the only one who knew.

Charlie cackled loudly and somewhere, a body exploded into pieces.

Atomic Manipulation. A power that made anyone basically stronger than any god in existence.

And Bizly had told them. Run away, run away before he falls apart and loses every sense of humanity, but they hadn't listened, hadn't they?

And look at where they were now.

Cold, grey things.

Taking a nap! This wasn't preschool, WAKE UP!

On the ground, so peaceful they couldn't even breathe. PATHETIC.

Couldn't?

Could he?

Charlie grinned at him. The smile seemed to stretch for miles.

A smile.

That was a good thing. That meant he was happy.

That's good.....

END

Summary : Bizly watched Charlie commit mass murder. Bizly started losing his mind.

"Bizly?"

A voice whispered in the dark.

Aren't you dead?

"Bizly..? Wake up, pretty please?"

The warm body didn't reply, safely and comfortably under thousands of blankets that wrapped around him.

There was silence for a few seconds.

Are you gone now?

"...Bebo, I need to know you're okay."

Are you happy?

"..."

OW!

Bizly rubbed his eyes as he glared at the figure who was sitting down in front of him, on a chair.

A smile-

An eye-

A face-

Something grabbed his hands and pulled his hands towards the face looking at him.

A normal smile.

Normal eye. Normal pairs of eyes.

A normal face.

Bizly hadn't noticed his breaths were coming out shakily.

The figure at his bed- Grizzly-

Grizzly let him feel his own face. Touching every curve of their face, letting Bizly ground himself.

Safe.

Safe.

It was.. just a dream.

Warm.

It was so warm.

Bizly cried as Grizzly held him, gently.

Charlie tucked them both to sleep.

Condi watched from the doorframe. They clutched his hands as every last bit of the pink light faded from the palm of their hands.

Everything was fine.

It was just a dream.

Nothing real.

♬ And I-I-I-I ♬

"Congrats, reader. You've reach the place where the epilogue usually would be, if there is one." Charlie smiled directly at the camera. "There isn't. So."

Charlie approached the camera. But before he could do anything:

"ChaaAaAAaARLIEEEE!! Are you breaking the goddamn camera again??"

"....noooOOOO?"

Bizly walked into the living room to see Charlie with his fist raised.

Hm.

Bizly crossed his arms, "Uh-huh. You weren't about to break the third camera of the week."

"Y..Yeah?" The top villain nervously giggled, scratching the back of his neck.

"VRROOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! I'M!!! THE GREAT VIGILANTAY RED!!!!!"

Saved by the child.

Apple came running in Apple's vigilante outfit, dragging a panicked Puddi around. Apple managed to scream, "AN OBSTACLE CAN'T STOP M-" Before tripping on the camera and breaking the third camera of the week.

"Uh." Apple looked down. "BIZZY!! THE CAMERA BROKE!"

What the hell was his life anymore?

Bizly slapped a hand to his face and only let out a disappointed sigh.

"Um.. Bizzy, I can go rob a new camera-"

"Ughh.... You're not going ANYWHERE, Puddi."

"J-Just trying to help.."

♬ I, I, I, I, wanna run the world, the world, the world, the world ♬

AND that was that :D

basically condi has the OP power to look into alternate universes. so yeah, the nightmare bizly had was real, just not in his universe.

+ in a way, condi does have power over time. he doesn't use it much though, at all.

Schlatt's place is technically neutral grounds but theres more fallen (kicked out) villains than heroes, though the nicer heroes visit sometimes.

Oh yeah also Charlie has atomic manipulation. i forgot if i ever mentioned that

he/they pronouns for both grizzly and condi here :>

condi is constantly betraying the heroes. he gets to get away with it, somehow.

OH! Also! These chapters are not in order to the timeline of the story. Bizly's meeting with Apple (vigilante name: Red) happened way before the first bit of the story/rant/drabble.

i thinkkk that's it?? maybe.

[swordsonnet]

i'm sorry but i don't think we should call this the "autism website" when there's still posts with tons of notes mocking people who:

struggle with social skills / have anxiety around social settings

are unemployed / unable to work certain jobs

have intense or "age-inappropriate" interests

haven't had certain life experiences that are deemed universal/essential

struggle with personal hygiene

don't have any friends or dating experience

don't go outside much or at all

take things literally / don't get sarcasm/jokes

have unusual ways of speaking

generally aren't "normal"

[purgetrooperfox]

surely this says something about something. rb for reach and if you didn't romance anyone gg sorry I ran out of space. if you play bg3 I have one of these for that too

[sunsestart]

This IS basically journal 3, right?🤨

[corpsentry]

pick your battles

[bunnieswithknives]

Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

[kevinsdsy]

< prev part

the trojans social media au (pt. 36): EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU @kevindavidday FOR LEAVING ME INSPIRED WITH THE JEREJEAN MESSAGES bc i wasnt sure what i wanted to do and if i wanted jean to confront jeremy about using his words and then she connected it with kevjean and i was SOLD also thank you for listening to me when i’m talking about the au and throwing silly ideas your way hehe

also the last tweet about andrew breaking riko’s arm is credited to @tardisscreechsound who came w this idea in my chats hehe!! thank you omg 🫂🩷

[torchstelechos]

I love that Isabeau is the one to bring up the "what do we do if you die" conversation cause its a very good insight to his character at the very start of the game. Isabeau is practical, smart, and loves everyone dearly and wants to know how to help them when shit goes sideways. He's the one to ask about Bonnie too, which is a delightful read on how he thinks because everyone else shuts that down instantly as a "That wont happen and cant happen" but we see later in the game it can happen which is such a startling thing for a game to do but justifies the foreshadowing of Bonnie can die what do we do if that happens? Isabeau, despite everything, is also the one who gets to the heart of the matter even if its not something must people are willing to talk about. All without it being part of his friendquest, thats just him naturally. Which! Says so much about him and how he is! His character when its not about his relationship with Siffrin is a very intriguing thing because it feels like a very classic hard intellectual stance that's been softened after many years of learning to better communicate healthily with others. A reflection, if you will, of Odile but in a very drastic direction. I find him fascinating and I also want to scoop his brains out and study them under a microscope to see all his little brain thoughts.

[ruporas]

i’ll find you again in every universe. let us be a little more honest, let us have a little more time.

[wasyago]

being dead is not an excuse to walk around with blood all over your face

[maythearo]

I hope you all know that twisted wonderland is in fact, disney owned and yall should not be spending money on it rn

[basshole-astard]

this is a friendly little post to say: if you find that doing stretches for wrist/shoulders/back/whatever either 1) don't help or 2) seem to make your pain worse, then please stop doing the stretches. the answer here is not to keep doing them becuase if you push through the pain eventually it'll get better, right?

listen to me. listen. stretches never did anything for me and at age 25 i learned i had hEDS, which meant 1) most stretches would never help me 2) depending on the stretch, could hurt me, so please. if they aren't helping. please do not keep doing them hoping that they will "eventually" help.

look into whether or not you have a hypermobility disorder or EDS or smth, great resource here: www.ehlers-danlos.com

[ricky-mortis]

So uh…. That pose, huh?

[lemonadeslice]

(INSERT “WEIRD SCIENCE” LYRICS HERE)

[yakichoufd]

People...Stop telling me to ship wade/logan, so it fits the narrative you want me to draw.

You don't like nathan/wade? Well, too bad because I do. And I ship logan with scott, so picturing logan and wade romantically together feels terrible off to me haha!

I love my ships dearly and I hate when people force me to love new ships so they can hope to see my fanarts of them.

Shipping is personnal, it is something that need to come naturally to me and not all popular ships are a hit for me. I don't want anyone to force me enjoying something. That is not how I enjoy my fandom time. Forcing online strangers to like the same things as you is so childish.

And many many AMAZING artists draw wade/logan fanarts. Go cheer on them. Let them know how much you enjoy what they create and leave me alone!! I don't owe you anything. I just happen to enjoy drawing Scott Summers with a lot of lovers. That's it.

And just because you enjoy what I draw does NOT mean that I have to draw only things that you judge interesting.

I draw anything that I am inspired by. I DRAW FOR MYSELF FIRST. You are not the main character of my life. Stop being self-centred and being rude. And I am an adult, so ofc I am going to explore adult themes in my art. If you are too young or not comfortable for that, then do NOT follow me. Block me. My art is NOT meant for kids. My art is NOT meant for everyone.

I post what I want on my own space, thank you very much.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are plottinggggg

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