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[mealfreak]

are we jalphing it

[geniemillies]

semi beast form tam ♡ he taking nappies (with me preferably)

his clothes are gone because im lazy not bc i want to see him naked >:(

his clothes are gone because we must embrace nature as the mother intended 🙂‍↕️.

[br0wni3xx]

Peter yawning cuz idk what im doing anymore

Ughhhh im in so much pain rn yfshdhwn

I love this man he keeps me sane

[unaside]

alden and della: no we don’t have a favorite child!

fitz’s initials literally being FAV:

[uvenoma]

ARCANE THEORY IM TOO LAZY TO TYPE IT OUT AGAIN

[drthugitout]

This is kinda just a bunch of hc, but mainly how I think grease met the stars!!! Ik it’s prob hard to read so I re wrote it below.

Greaser: "Nah, see, I ain't got much magic myself. It's less of a family thing and more of a birth defect, It doesn't cause too much trouble—just a bit of a dra-“

Dream: “But don’t nightmare and his gang have targets on you?”

Swap: “If you’re on a run from nightmares gang how will you protect yourself? Especially with all the au you hopping you’ve been doing!!!”

Greaser: “I’ll porb just die i dunno?”

Greaser: “Honestly, it’s not that bad. I can still handle the simple stuff, just my side peepers are shot... and I guess colors are a bit more on the drab side…”

Swap: "Nay, as the most resplendent and azure star in the firmament, I shall safeguard thee with my very existence!"

Dream: "Indeed, we shall bestow upon you gifts and offerings! Anything to grant you solace and tranquility. You shall feel secure and at ease. It would be wise to accept our benevolence."

Ink: “l Guys come on your scarin the hoes” ((greaser being the hoes in question))

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Ik this can be seen as a little out of character with Dream and swap ((this being my au ofc they are a bit more optimistic and push themselves to help people out as ink dose not care and kinda goes with the flow only protecting the creations, Dw a lot of that changes for the better probably.))/also I like the hc that Dream breaks out into old timey speaking, and swap just use to watch alot of larpers

[rairolin]

[woman yelling at a cat meme generator]

[adrianthefellas]

chat yall should create a code word for ‘transgender’ before its too late and elon nukes it across the whole of social media

[afaroffsong]

Hunger really makes one hungry.

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

From Dr. J. Watson's personal writings:

Holmes & Lupin's "relationship"

Arsène Lupin: You’re so cute when you’re irritated. Sherlock Holmes: I am going to slit your throat.

[claudiasommers]

oh my god i'm trying to plot for stanzerina/katstanza and it's. there's so many. lesbians. in my head. i have SO many ideas and they're being VERY slow to cobble together into a fanfic. i'm thinking they're foes-to-friends-to-lovers. maybe there's an affair (well no duh)??? maybe salieri finds out and is tempted to tell mozart?? but one of the girls gets RIGHT on that and somehow gets him to keep his trap shut (likely in a comical manner). i'm thinking something about stanzi being out late looking for wolfie and getting lost and she ends up stumbling into katerina near an art gallery or operahouse??? something about stanzi and katerina bonding over both being singers???

[yetanothersomebody]

jean desco-lay

[kits-ships]

um what color scheme do u like for my new marvel girlie...

i used a base for the feet jkfldg XXXX HERE!!!

[mossycakes]

reallybhope we get some vampires kissing with mouthfuls of blood to bond in s3

[eames-with-a-rose]

Me seeing house injecting himself with some doc he hates’s med to prove the guy wrong thinking hoping miss stacy would stay away from this lunatic.

Look i like him. Much. This is complex.,

[gracefulfirestellaswirl]

Im eating dinner at this place rn and theres a pillar near the edge and like I leaned back on the chair to see for where the washroom was and I saw this really pretty person for a moment and I was like 'damn cutie you got a beautiful smile' and then 10 seconds later I was like 'wait thats a mirror' and this is the story of how I found out what I would think of my appearance if I did not look the way I did.