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[geniemillies]

semi beast form tam ♡ he taking nappies (with me preferably)

his clothes are gone because im lazy not bc i want to see him naked >:(

his clothes are gone because we must embrace nature as the mother intended 🙂‍↕️.

[mealfreak]

are we jalphing it

[unaside]

alden and della: no we don’t have a favorite child!

fitz’s initials literally being FAV:

[uvenoma]

ARCANE THEORY IM TOO LAZY TO TYPE IT OUT AGAIN

[drthugitout]

This is kinda just a bunch of hc, but mainly how I think grease met the stars!!! Ik it’s prob hard to read so I re wrote it below.

Greaser: "Nah, see, I ain't got much magic myself. It's less of a family thing and more of a birth defect, It doesn't cause too much trouble—just a bit of a dra-“

Dream: “But don’t nightmare and his gang have targets on you?”

Swap: “If you’re on a run from nightmares gang how will you protect yourself? Especially with all the au you hopping you’ve been doing!!!”

Greaser: “I’ll porb just die i dunno?”

Greaser: “Honestly, it’s not that bad. I can still handle the simple stuff, just my side peepers are shot... and I guess colors are a bit more on the drab side…”

Swap: "Nay, as the most resplendent and azure star in the firmament, I shall safeguard thee with my very existence!"

Dream: "Indeed, we shall bestow upon you gifts and offerings! Anything to grant you solace and tranquility. You shall feel secure and at ease. It would be wise to accept our benevolence."

Ink: “l Guys come on your scarin the hoes” ((greaser being the hoes in question))

——————

Ik this can be seen as a little out of character with Dream and swap ((this being my au ofc they are a bit more optimistic and push themselves to help people out as ink dose not care and kinda goes with the flow only protecting the creations, Dw a lot of that changes for the better probably.))/also I like the hc that Dream breaks out into old timey speaking, and swap just use to watch alot of larpers

[pleasantspark]

The word Racism means nothing in today's society including Hazbin Hotel's Fandom.

1. Sera and Emily are Seraphim Angels. Which by Christian and Other related Religions are Spirits which doesn't have ANY FORM of race attatched.

2. Let's play schematics here, even if we remove religion from the equation. It doesn't change the absolute fuckery that is coloring POCs granite grey and calling it representation. Viv showed she can do POC correctly before.

3. Sir Pentious has no variations in his color palette he's just another copy and pasted pastey white guy. Nothing wrong with that racially but it's gotten to the point that there's only specifically two races and two tones on the spectrum she chooses.

4. Saints/Sinners aren't spirits. They should ATLEAST have some form of their heritage unlike angels who are spirits. St. Peter is a real man with melenin that was tarnished as with Adam.

Finally, this one is needed for all the people in the back: You can't call someone racist as a joke in a climate where this fandom will take it seriously and doxx you. Viv has literally whitewashed figures that aren't white as with Blackwashing Alastor. There's steady proof of most of the allegations and I don't care at this rate but if you're going to call someone racist atleast look INTO Viv and co first before harassing people here or grow up. Whichever one comes first. Half of you aren't even old enough to watch the show anyways. This is my final stance on this shit because it's a problem no one cares enough to point out in this fandom because people think that calling someone a racist without figuring out the Creators depictions are racist too (speaking out as the people AFFECTED) is ridiculous.

People can have their interpretations and fix the designs. If you continue to do this you're proving that the Fandom is Toxic and provides nothing BUT no criticism. I'm sick of this mess and people not being mature (WHICH IS SUPPOSEDLY THIS SHOWS WHOLE THEME?!)

If you're not being mature about any of this then don't comment.

And don't comment on topics you know nothing about because most of the arguments I see is shit the stans say over and over to justify the blatant racism.

I'm only getting mad because it's annoying as a POC and ruins actual racism. I've been a victim of RACISM before not some stupid "Hurr durr someone slightly tanned a character that's pale white!"

Note before people actually take this shit out of context: One of my family friends was a victim of Police Brutality, she was shot by the cops thinking she was holding a gun. This was a stigimatism, and it was because she was colored. (She is trans fem), this type of bullshit is WHY racism is serious, but just like with terms like Zoophile, Pedophile and Groomer, it's only used as a weapon to cancel someone without evidence and used to push a person to near brink of death. Because without evidence you can claim someone is something, it was seen with that streamer, and with DollCreep. These words are serious and by using them as a way to get people to NOT listen to them in order to paint them as some sort of degen loses it's entire meaning and ruins the credibility of actual victims. If you can't handle serious topics in a show while us grown ups educate and try to tell you WHY it's bad and why you SHOULDN'T perpetrate this at all, then you shouldn't be in this fandom.

[rairolin]

[woman yelling at a cat meme generator]

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

From Dr. J. Watson's personal writings:

Holmes & Lupin's "relationship"

Arsène Lupin: You’re so cute when you’re irritated. Sherlock Holmes: I am going to slit your throat.

[mossycakes]

reallybhope we get some vampires kissing with mouthfuls of blood to bond in s3

[frontierpsychopomp]

homsar sketches i decided to color digitally a whopping 20 minutes ago

[eames-with-a-rose]

Me seeing house injecting himself with some doc he hates’s med to prove the guy wrong thinking hoping miss stacy would stay away from this lunatic.

Look i like him. Much. This is complex.,

[ms--galactic]

Imagine your nickname being "Cubby" :⁠0

Me when I can't

Lampy is neat too

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Woe, oh woe... if only balding, anxious and overweight italians existed... so i can satiate my desire to give them a big sloppy kiss

I will tell u a secret…the world is so vast, SO beautiful…that they DO exist…but u gotta go to Little Italy in nyc (source:me)

[maimaifinale]

the shamita bag!

[raddestrose]

EEEKKKK

the anticipation has me kicking my feet and everything

ooh he got lucky

ahh im stressed

this show CANNOT be good for my heart and blood pressure ( i have to stop talking like this)

i know I’ve talked about this before but the opening sequence is just AMAZING

huh, where are we?

oh its Glasses

now this is just sad

something seems shifty

oh dang

i kind if feel bad for him

whaaat, dont be shy tell us

what do you mean part two, what was part one

WAIT, is the neighbor?

you what that’s not something you tell the cops

yeesh why are they all laughing

who’s the mystery kid

oh my gosh it’s the guy from season one

yeesh, bros gotta chill that face is TERRIFYING

aww that’s cute

OH GOD NEVERMIND, thats got dark fast

oh i see

oh i see😦

never mind, you actually should’ve been shy. That’s just so sad.

Oh god these guys are MESSED UP

i see its the neighbor

oh were catched up now

what do you mean against the rules

WHAAAAT

[emotionally-happy-pyro]

Uhhhh Hudda hudda hrr or whateva naow that I got ya attenteon Scout is best merc and beilieve it cause its comin from the most wholesum merc

yes its me piro I can talk naow