#i mean i knew

[anouchan-jpg]

divinely protected.

[itspileofgoodthings]

The fellowship of the ring is so good. So good. my jaw is on the floor.

[sun-stricken]

Gray & Mira Hcs!

the dynamic (demonic) duo **jazz hands**

* These two are like organized chaos together

* everything perfectly thought out to cause just the right amount of chaos

* They are the biggest instigators

* will lie their asses off to start fights when theyre bored

* Gray has a sensitivity to tears, and Mira can and will play on it at any given moment

* They have the same amount of arrests, its like a game to them, whoever has more wins

* [common conversations involving them]

* Mira: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. 
Gray: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

* Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests? 
Gray: Death penalty. 
Mira, from the gallery: Gray, it’s just a parking ticket. 
Gray, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

* Mira: It’s nice to be wanted.
Gray: Even if it’s by the law?
Mira: Especially if it’s by the law.

* they are the epitome of “i have a problem” “*sigh* okay, put the body on ice ill be there soon” “ok— wait, no! not that kind of problem!”

* They were TERRORS growing up (still are) and while they weren’t necessarily friends they were like tentative partners in crime

* Mira claimed him as her friend after he tried to fist fight a council member

* at first he didnt fully reciprocate but did a 180 when she got into Erzas face and started a fight with absolutely no fear

* Gray still thinks shes one of the most badass people he knows

* Mira typically cooks for the guild and she will have Grays food ready before he even orders it

* Gray brings her tea from her favorite fancy shops everyday

* They bonded over being (partially) demons

* Mira helped Gray accept and deal with the non-romanticized parts of having demon instincts (gruesome intrusive thoughts, impulsiveness, apathy for humans, volatile moods, etc)

* As a side effect of being a demon, Mira (non transformed) has short talons, fangs, and horns (among other things). She truly loves them

* So when Grays started to grow in she didnt fully understand why he didnt; but she still did her best to comfort and reassure him and sympathize with him

* While she tried to hide her excitement at his physical traits while she was comforting him, Gray noticed and it was that that made him grow more comfortable with them

* They have rant sessions that are completely judgment free where they can talk on and on about their ugliest moments/thoughts, and basically most the things they cant tell others. whether it has to do with their demon side or not

* Miras demon has a constant thirst for mayhem, and Gray (being the instigator he is) will give it to them no questions asked

* in turn when Gray gets into arguments and hes wrong, Mira will update wikipedia pages so hes right

* theyre so passive aggressive towards each other

* When they fight everyone within a 8 mile radius needs to be evacuated, no matter how small the fight looks, they get vicious and it’s terrifying

* if you interrupt them you may as well be signing your death warrant

* They always act like nothing happened when they’re done, leaving everyone tiptoeing around them for weeks post

* Grays phone is on dnd constantly, Mira is one of the only few people that is set to come through

* and the local police station, but thats the same thing

* When Mira doesnt answer his calls he’ll leave incriminating voicemails and wont answer her calls for hours after

[filipoke]

oh she's kinda fucked up actually

[catastrxblues]

peeta “i have a longtime crush on a girl i now have to kill in order to stay alive who has trust issues and thinks i have this elaborate scheme to make sure she lose and die ” mellark

[tryingtimi]

ok this intreview was the best experience ever with anything work related. they were so sweet, and the job sounded alright. way more fitting than the previous one. i would have the first woman boss and she seemed pretty cool. i almost got a bit distracted because she talked like me (always rolling my eyes when i realise i said something that might mean two things and have the urge to correct myself) and i’m too invested in watching people talk than talking about myself oh my god. anyway, it was nice, i really hope i get it. they seemed eager to hire me but yk, i don’t trust HR anymore.

[hadesoftheladies]

damn. y’all hate black women fr.

[homerforsure]

Rules: Post the first lines of your last 10 fics posted to AO3. If you have less than 10 fics posted, post the first lines of all your fics.

(Did I put this off until I finished another fic so I didn't have to link to the Buck/Taylor breakup fic that no one cared about. Yes. Absolutely)(plus also my various ailments)

Tagged by so many of you so many weeks ago and I can't possibly find the mentions now but I love you all.

In Which We Learn That Allison Likes a Short Declarative Sentence to Kick Off Her Long, Meandering Fics.

when dreamers wake

There's nothing technically wrong with Buck's new couch.

Encompassed

Pain arrives in increments.

if night falls in your heart

He's on the balcony, watching green clouds swirl into a funnel shape

the darker side of lust (the other side of us)*

The little seaside cottage that Eddie found for their getaway is almost too perfect to be real.

Okay so this is the part where I drop an explicit cnc roleplay fic in the middle of my list and then later pretend I have no idea how it got here. Please don't perceive me if at all possible. Please perceive the tags though if you do click.

Battle Born

Thunderstorms delayed the flight home from Chicago by three hours.

Long Way Down

They don't talk about it on the drive home

Mr. Saturday Night Special

Buck wasn’t ashamed to admit that he was extremely susceptible to a well-lit, temptingly-filtered Instagram sandwich.

love me back to life

Buck had plans for the day.

so far from being free

It's past nine-thirty when Buck calls.

all tomorrows come from yesterdays

As the sun goes down and twinkle lights blink to life all around Hen and Karen’s backyard, a pleasant spring chill sweeps in.

Tagging no one because I seriously missed the boat on this one, but if you were going to play and then you forgot, consider this your sign!

[its-actually-withered]

THIS MAN IS WATCHING THE NEWS AND FOLDING LAUNDRY. HE'S A MOM.

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[seouldreams14]

Aj’s not coming is she…

[youdonthavetocallmedarlinnn]

This keeps getting taken down I wonder WHY - I’ll just keep posting it lol

Fucking wilddddd.

[elegantmantaray]

So! Apparently, people become pacifists not just on principle but also because they genuinely DON'T LIKE VIOLENCE!?

Like they DON'T enjoy the sight of blood?! Or tearing into an enemy in various ways? I mean, I knew I was different, but today I realized my relationship with violence is NOT NORMAL.

If I wasn't taught the intrinsic value of life, and didn't have video games as an outlet for my bloodlust...

Yeah, I probably would not be a law-abiding citizen, that's for sure.

[tapakah0]

HGFSADHGFADSHGF. M. AGHAGAHGA. M.

Okay so we know Oscar's type is big buff alien women but what is Ward's type? Asking for research purposes

The one that doesn't try to compromise the integrity of his internal organs. His standards have dropped a bit lately 👍

[artistmarchalius]

I had this dumb idea going ‘round in my head so I let it out as a quick comic.

NEXT

[astrallar]

This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks