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He's an assassin sent to kill the main character, only to fail and end up becoming an ally. He has a sultry Spanish accent, and a thing for fine leather boots and pointy swords. He feels he owes the main character a life debt for sparing him, and once his loyalty is earned, there is nothing he won't do for them.
I didn't even need to say his name, did I? You know exactly who I'm talking about
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they're out for the evening!!! Simon isn't great with parties but Magus is helping him find his footing!
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#MAGUS'S OUTFIT TOOK ME FOREVER BUT I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT!!!!#right amount of Weird and Wizardful and Fashionable I think.#I LOVE HOW CANONICALLY MAGUS PRIDES THEMSELF ON BEING STYLISH AND KNOWING A LOT ABOUT FASHION#they DEFINITELY chose simon's outfit for the night#magus's outfit is COMPLETELY made up off the top of my head#I mean. so is simon's but I went NUTS with magus's outfit#if you look closely I used different golds!!#magus is wearing all warm golds and simon's golds are a lot cooler#life giving magus#simon petrikov#adventure time#atimers#adventure time fanart#fionna and cake#simon adventure time#wizards adventure time#lgm adventure time#magus adventure time#life giving magi#ancient sleeping magi of life giving#(simon's clothes aren't springing to life because magus enchanted them to be immune to their magic. or something)#let that wizard grab his midriff!!!!! cmon!
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something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something
anyway here's the post btw
#what if post dp3 logan struggles to emotionally accept that wade Will Actually For Real Survive Anything#and one time they are fighting some random baddies#and they somehow get in a few shots straight to wade's cranium and he drops like a bag of slutty slutty potatoes#and logan goes full berserker trying to get to him#like he just massacres everyone in his way and wade still isnt getting up ohnoohnoohnonotagainohno#(healing factor or no a few direct shots to the brain stem/t box take a bit to recover from)#(no more than five minutes but it's an eternity to logan)#and his heart sinks to the very core of the earth as he kneels down next to wade's body#and his hands are shaking and soaked in blood and he can't seem to sheathe his claws in his dazed adrenalined state#he tries to peel back wade's mask and fear is just *pounding* through his system because in that moment#all he can see are the xmen dead in massive pools of blood#and that feeling of unreality is rushing over him like thiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningnotagainohgodnotagain#wade's still and unresponsive and there is so Much BLOOD (hard to tell how much is Wade's and how much is just on his hands)#and logan doesn't even realize he's crying until suddenly wade's eyes light up like a computer restarting#and he's smiling and gasping and joking immediately#“well howdy there hot stuff what did I miss?”#and then he clocks that logan is Not Okay#“... well gee willikers golly goddamn peanut 'twas only a flesh wound! no need to go all waterworks over lil ol me”#“you know it would take a helluva lot more than that to make me shuffle off this here mortal coil!”#“see all better I'm hunky dory peachy keen right as fucking rain”#“I mean cmon I can't have been out for more than five minutes so let's just go back to you being exasperated with my bullshit antics okay??#“...okay sugarboobs? snookums? babycakes?.... Logan?”#and they just sit there on the floor holding each other for a while#wade babbling and logan crying about everything he's lost and wondering distantly how he has come to care so much#about this blithering jokester in like barely a week#that the thought of losing him brought him crashing back to the worst memory of his extremely rough life#anyway that's enough tag mini fic lolol I'm having feelings about my own drawing I guess 😵#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine art
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it's kind of like insanely isolating that literally every aspec or "ace & aro" space I've found has been in actuality, solely for aces. perhaps arospec aces or aroaces who entirely prioritize their asexuality could also find company there, but even as an aromantic person who is also asexual, they're really not intended for me. so I can only imagine how isolating it must be if you're aromantic and allosexual
#I went to this aspec club on campus last fall‚ and cliquiness aside‚ they were literally talking about dating in there. like one guy was all#''I've been talking to this girl.... you think I should get her number?'' yada yada yada#like ok I guess this is just for asexuals then.#I can put up with hearing vague romance talk in other situations but in an allegedly 'aro and ace' club? nah fam#also‚ the first time I went (I gave up after the second meeting lol)‚ we went around and introduced ourselves and then you could say what#kind of aspec you were if you wanted to#and everyone was saying asexual‚ with maybe 4 or 5 aroaces‚ and then when it got to me I said ''aromantic‚ probably asexual'' and they just#all looked at me weird#maybe I imagined that. I'm bad at reading expressions#but cmon. imagine if I'd said aro straight or aro gay or smth#anyway I really do not like how the aspec community as a whole prioritizes asexuality over aromanticism#partially it's likely bc asexual used to mean aroace before the SAM was a thing#but I think its also bc people can imagine going without sex in a relationship (although they may conflate it with celibacy) (and not to say#people treat alloaces well at all lol)#(but the idea of someone eschewing romance entirely‚ whether they (want to) have sex or not‚ is still widely horrifying or confusing or#scary to many people. including other queer people and including asexual people#)#I'd make my tag rant into an actual post if I was sure I could word it right lol#aro#aromantic#aroallo#aroace#non sam aro#o.
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*cuts my hair short*
mom: haha wow you look just like your father :)
me:
#I THOUGHT HE TRAUMATIZED US BOTH MOM STOP#the worst thing is that she's right😭😭 I DO look like him fuck#my mom does know I'm trans so I know she means well but cmon :''))
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i will say though that brennan revealing last episode that kipperlilly has been going to guidance counsellor for anger issues since freshman year has absolutely ruined me for seeing her as actually evil. i cannot believe that a teenage girl with anger issues is irredeemably evil i just can't
#i believe that she's an antagonist and that she kind of sucks as a person but i just don't think she's evil#yes i know she killed another teenager this episode but like. still#if aelwyn 'kidnapped 7 teenage girls killed the former elven oracle and helped bring a dragon back to take over elmville' abernant can have#an incredibly touching & emotionally resonant redemption arc then so can kipperlilly 'killed at least one possibly two clerics' copperkettl#currently i'm choosing to believe that the ratgrinders have been manipulated into this by someone else#(jace stardiamond and porter cliffbreaker i'm fucking watching you)#i mean cmon you can't tell me 'this teenage girl has anger issues that she has been getting help for for 3 years'#and not expect me to think she was a prime target for manipulation by agents of a dead god of rage and justice#kipperlilly copperkettle get behind me i'll protect you#i still think she sucks and the bad kids have every right to hate her! especially after this episode jesus fucking christ!#it's just that i will simultaneously lay down my life in her defense now. brennan cmon don't let me down#my post#d20#fantasy high#fhjy
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really wish people would read blog rules more, it makes running blogs like this very low reward and you feel like a machine if people aren't commenting and aren't even abiding by one of the, honestly, very few and politely phrased rules i even have
#then i'm left trying not to respond like a bitch when the rules are there in the first place so i don't have to have negative interactions#with the people who come to this blog#like keeping it 100 you write for yourself but you write for ENGAGEMENT and COMMUNITY#and these days in fandom there really is no community#for any fandom across the board#people see something and move on#that's bad enough at killing fandoms#but the fact that a creator can have really only one super hard rule and it gets disregarded every day#day in and day out! and i really mean it this rule gets broken in my inbox DAILY man!#i write for a lot of small fandoms or smaller characters i love the characters i'm happy to do it#but i have an adult job. college. friends. family. my own original creative projects#and even if i don't respond to the asks where people are blatantly violating /again/#one of my FEW rules#it's exhausting to even see it !!!#it makes me not feel like a person#who cares what the girl behind the screen asked me not to do? right?? but i'm about done#i'm only at my breaking point because i've had this blog now for what three or four years??#and no matter how i phrase the rule people break it#no matter how many reminder posts#it's exhausting because it's an every day daily thing#idk maybe i'll feel better abt it in the morning but i'm getting exhausted tbh#exhausted as in this blog might be going BYE BYE i wont delete i think you'd have it up until tumblr goes away but i am getting pissed off#TRULY pissed off bc it's been years of me asking cmon now
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in my mimiposts tags hashtag social link hashtag social link hashtag social link hashtag social link hashtag social link h(bangs my head against the wall)
#kommento#// guys this blog is right here you are at the gas station what if you take more time perusing my goods#// alas is the fate and the market turnover of a measly highway service station after all#// I literally need to rename this au properly because it's past just being a social link atp#// and the fact nobody gaf to read through this annotated timeline bullshit means they won't read the 120k words stuck in my head#// theres horrors theres tragedy theres disability theres backstory NOPE!!we diverged too far and people need something easier to swallow#// absolutely chair car adventure pilled I will believe adachi owns that social link and would be better if he fostered it specifically#// cmon guys it took me 2 and a half years to get there and I'm here at thr 4th year mark#// hate being a business major it made me hate everything bro and I say shit like 'what if I try information science this time' STOP ITTTTT#gsa sl au
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butting heads with the local dsa chapter bc they don't support ranked choice voting lol
#stirring up trouble#'oh but it lets more moderates win' ok but it keeps the fascists out of power and beats the fuck out of our current system#and honestly i'm ok with a more representative democracy even if that means i don't get everything i want#bc at a minimum i can see how the popular votes go and i can tell that the right wing is not even close to the Average American#so even just getting moderates in power we shift the overton window left. like. don't be so short-sighted pals cmon#it really feels like 'we'll never get everything we want if we can't manipulate primaries so lets take our ball and go home'#which is ultimately self-defeating yknow? like. we can focus on stopping fash and afterward educating voters who feel like the#system in place will actually fucking be impacted by them bc they aren't locked out of primaries anymore. cmonnnn
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i might need to come up with a name for the poison and NN pair so i can tag my posts about them, because i need to clarify better that NN is an oc and i know this might land on someone's dashboard and not have any idea of who he is lol (that's why i explain it in almost every post he's mentioned)
i'm unsure of what name i should give x_x not sure if i should make like a ship name because i don't really know if it counts as a ship since it's more of an unlabeled relationship, kind of a mix of friendship and date and platonic and fuckfriends and all that
fpr clarification, i portray all joys as adults, usually between 20-24 years, poison being 21 and NN being 20 (sorry but i can't possibly look at an MV with a group of 33 year olds in costumes and see teens lol, specially with them having a child around and if i care about this child then i refuse to imagine her suffering as much as any human would be if they had to live tolerating the presence of 4 TEENAGERS 💀💀💀)
#yes i dislike teenagers how did you guess#and i don't mean the song#not that i hate my teen followers. You guys are neat#i mean.. i'm hoping you guys are cool; but cmon yknow what i mean right#its not like teens like other teens either#unnamed poison and NN (oc) pairing
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having such a vivid, nice dream about your F/O just to wake up without them there feels like a form of psychological torture </3
#x. talk#IM JOKING ( A LITTLE BIT )#i had a very nice dream abt Jack last night and can still very clearly remember the feeling of his hand in mine and him squeezing my hand..#then waking up in my silly empty bed right after felt like the universe was personally playing a prank on me </33 how mean </33#i'm just a lil guy cmon... let me hold that stupid fbi boy's hand irl....#f/o community#self ship#self shipping
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there's this girl on tiktok/youtube shorts who talks about being a 'diagnosed sociopath' (which afaik isn't a thing anymore and she's too young to have been alive when it was a diagnostic thing -- i assume she just means ASPD and is using buzzword language, but it doesn't really matter either way because...... psychiatric classifications are a farce) & she'll discuss what makes her angry, how she gets revenge and/or protects people, how she forms attachments, n how she prioritizes different aspects of her life, and i keep watching some of these shorts like "this.... isn't sociopathy??? everyone with sense does this???" and then i look in the comments and everyone's going "GOD this is such good advice i wish i could do this so easily but i feel sooo bad about it 🥺🥺🥺🥺" and i'm like. huh. girl you either gotta stop being so relatable or i'll have to acknowledge a very obvious thing that i've known about myself for ages,
#the most obvious clue was ages ago when one of my friends told me it was shocking that soulmate verse adam didn't canonically have aspd#because of how On The Nose it was. and i was like oh huh i'm glad i represented that so well then! he's just me#he's just me. this is just me and how i do attachment. and non-attachment#the second most obvious clue was how relatable mór is. what do you mean people have warm feelings and aren't pissy all the time#anyway i get so irritated by the concept that empathy or instinct is what makes humans Good#cause i don't have the instinct to help people in crisis or even to offer a hand to older people who fall or whatever#but i do value people intensely and i am aware that helping is the best moral thing to do in a given situation#so i try to. i try to override the instinct to walk past strangers in need and engage with them and make their lives a little easier#and this has Probably made me more aware of my surroundings and opportunities to help than like#people who rely on empathy to tell them what's right & then turn it off whenever they see unhoused ppl or drug addicts or whatever#mmmm. jus thinking today#i can name so so so many people that i love FIERCELY but it's always been a choice to attach myself and to maintain the relationship#mostly i think the pathologization of empathy and lack of empathy is a fucking Travesty.#i am not sick. i do not need fixing. it is true that i very clearly don't feel things like most people do but good god i can LEARN#cmon. be nice. chill
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i would LIKE to have kids one day but the sick fucks in the republican-majority wi state legislature removed paid family leave from the budget! thanks for nothing assholes
#it was only 12 weeks of leave too like...cmon#i mean 12 weeks of paid leave is better than 12 weeks of unpaid leave which is all we have right now#and that's from the federal law#i'm sure i would in theory be able to use some of my vacation time and sick leave for maternity leave but i shouldn't HAVE to#and this is all still theoretical for me but there are tons of people who need these benefits NOW#personal#politics
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The Thing is done and I cried while writing it but nawt in the sad way just in the This Is Basically Just Pure Unfiltered Aqua Emotions™ way . it was very cathartic to write . but I can't send it tonight cuz well . late . but hey maybe tmrw .
#➳ the fool speaks#i don't think it'll go badly right#riiiight !!!!#haha why would anyone hate me I'm practically unhateable . i mean some people do obviously but like cmon im so great aren't i <3.#but i hope it ends ok . hopefully . uhm .
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AAAAAUUUUGHHHRRGHHH CHROME HARD CRASHED ON ME AND I LOST EVERYTHING. i can never make a tumblr post without being inturrupted.
*mario voice* OK AUTISM TIME
i made some new ocs for cody and wanted to refine his artstyle!! yknow, make it more real!! and this is what i (or HE) came up with :3 i think i like this more than the original
these are the characters he plays the most in Oaksage, basically the MapleStory of this realm. he grew attached to them and eventually formed lore for these guys outside of the Oaksage world itself. they're a group of incompetent space pirates that suck at their job but get things done against all odds <3
i will have to put a liittle bit more detail in their THs but honestly i don't really NEED to.. this game and these characters are gonna appear only so many times within the actual story. but i still want to... i love little meaningless little details that only i will pay attention to <3
oh also! the last page of his sketches features a guy i haven't uploaded on th yet! it's name is Cheese :3 it's not actually *from* OA, he completely made up the design, however he just really wanted a silly mascot for his pirate gang to have! he likes drawing it a lot. silly weature enjoyer <3
#HOW DO I TAG THIS#there must be other people who make ocs for their ocs right#ngl cody i don't want people to think this is MY artstyle :/ i mean it technically is but. like. cmon. *insane asylum patient*#i mean i already explained that its within his style but yknow only so many people read descriptions#anyways i'm working on the canon sprites of these characters within the game!!!#i'm almost done with the first character and i really like how its coming out i can't wait to post them all when theyre done :3#i forget how fun pixel art is#art#digital art#oh he made this in a program names Splash 2004 btw!1!#yes i downloaded macromedia flash 2004 just to draw in his artstyle <3 I HATE IT. ITS FILLED WITH RIDDLES AND RUNES#it also crashes all the time#ok uhhhh.#yeah idk#he has more ocs but he hasn't finished them yet </3 CMON DAKOTA CHOP CHOP!!! this is all your fault
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indigo disk is coming out in just over a month and we still have very little information..... on the fence about how i feel about this!
on one hand i'm so on board with them actually leaving things secret until the dlc drops, but on the other hand... legendaries? shiny huntable legendaries? sw/sh + dlc legendaries and enamorus shiny real at the very least?
#ghost town... 2!#pokemon#please please don't drop the trend now lol#if the time machine really is an imagination machine or w/e then there's the mechanic right there#there's your oras hoopa rings / usum ultra wormholes / swsh dynamax adventures / bdsp ramanas park#terapagos conjures up a whole eternatus to hunt for or whatever. come ooonnnn#also if enamorus is allowed in official tournaments then you have to make her available in the game the tournaments are held in cmon now#oh yea also please let cosmog actually be shiny huntable lmao seriously why are the final evos huntable but not the prevos#also ideally poipole and type: null too just because that makes 4 less full odds shinies i need on the 3ds before bank goes down#and zygarde because no one is getting that in dynamax adventures anymore without actual friends to do it with bc the npcs are awful lol#and barely anyone does dynamax adventures with randoms anymore so doing that isn't reliable either :/#but anyways yea gen 8 legendaries are most important really. if those are shiny huntable at least then i'll be content#i mean i know i'm gonna like the dlc anyways bc i'm an easy-to-please diehard pokemon fan but yknow lmao#(i mean i still criticize the garbage shit tpc/gf does ofc but i just mean i'm always gonna have fun playing the games)#(you know how it is with nintendo stuff)
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