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He's an assassin sent to kill the main character, only to fail and end up becoming an ally. He has a sultry Spanish accent, and a thing for fine leather boots and pointy swords. He feels he owes the main character a life debt for sparing him, and once his loyalty is earned, there is nothing he won't do for them.
I didn't even need to say his name, did I? You know exactly who I'm talking about
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they're out for the evening!!! Simon isn't great with parties but Magus is helping him find his footing!
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#MAGUS'S OUTFIT TOOK ME FOREVER BUT I'M VERY HAPPY WITH IT!!!!#right amount of Weird and Wizardful and Fashionable I think.#I LOVE HOW CANONICALLY MAGUS PRIDES THEMSELF ON BEING STYLISH AND KNOWING A LOT ABOUT FASHION#they DEFINITELY chose simon's outfit for the night#magus's outfit is COMPLETELY made up off the top of my head#I mean. so is simon's but I went NUTS with magus's outfit#if you look closely I used different golds!!#magus is wearing all warm golds and simon's golds are a lot cooler#life giving magus#simon petrikov#adventure time#atimers#adventure time fanart#fionna and cake#simon adventure time#wizards adventure time#lgm adventure time#magus adventure time#life giving magi#ancient sleeping magi of life giving#(simon's clothes aren't springing to life because magus enchanted them to be immune to their magic. or something)#let that wizard grab his midriff!!!!! cmon!
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imma be so real with you I did NOT care for all the cutesy ways they presented Vi and Cait's disbalanced social status in arc 3
#first off the parallel of cait arriving to let vi out of prison. but this time they ~have sex~. IN THE CELL THAT WAS UNJUSTLY HOLDING JINX#bitch why are you invoking THAT REALLY FUCKED UP SCENE right before such a milestone romance scene??? it's not cute??? JINX WAS JUST HERE#then the one thing cait tries to apologize for is MADDIE. GIRL. NO ONE CARES ABOUT MADDIE. WE CARE ABOUT HOW YOU KEPT DEMEANING#AND TORTURING ZAUNITES INCLUDING VI. but that isn't addressed bc vi needs to give her head. speaking of vi#VI WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL YOU ARE IN A PRISON CELL. REMEMBER HOW YOU WASTED 7 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE IN ONE#then the way jinx believes vi should be with cait as an alternative to staying with her simply because she is too fucked up while cait make#vi happy. i am sorry but show me where did jinx see cait makes vi happy. then the show just rolls with that and says ''yeah vi should be#forced to leave jinx behind and choose piltover. this is a happy ending for everyone.''#and finally ''i'm the dirt under your fingernails'' WHAT A DEPRESSING FUCKING FINAL NOTE TO LEAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP ON.#a zaunite is literal DIRT under a ruling class piltie's fingernails. and it's cute and means they are gonna be together forever. HELLO????#i don't know WHAT that thing is but that thing is NOT MY OTP#arcane liveblog#arcane spoilers#it's like they were planning to write a fucked up tragic romance story. like they were PLANNING to make cait the bad guy. IT IS CRAZY#they weren't let's be clear. but s1 was so deep and yielded to analysis so well. meanwhile if you look any deeper than shallow into s2 you#get interpretations like THIS#''finally a lesbian couple with a happy ending'' YEAH IF YOU IGNORE CLASS. IF YOU IGNORE CLASS BASED OPPRESSION. CMON GUYS WE DESERVE BETTE
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something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something
anyway here's the post btw
#what if post dp3 logan struggles to emotionally accept that wade Will Actually For Real Survive Anything#and one time they are fighting some random baddies#and they somehow get in a few shots straight to wade's cranium and he drops like a bag of slutty slutty potatoes#and logan goes full berserker trying to get to him#like he just massacres everyone in his way and wade still isnt getting up ohnoohnoohnonotagainohno#(healing factor or no a few direct shots to the brain stem/t box take a bit to recover from)#(no more than five minutes but it's an eternity to logan)#and his heart sinks to the very core of the earth as he kneels down next to wade's body#and his hands are shaking and soaked in blood and he can't seem to sheathe his claws in his dazed adrenalined state#he tries to peel back wade's mask and fear is just *pounding* through his system because in that moment#all he can see are the xmen dead in massive pools of blood#and that feeling of unreality is rushing over him like thiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningnotagainohgodnotagain#wade's still and unresponsive and there is so Much BLOOD (hard to tell how much is Wade's and how much is just on his hands)#and logan doesn't even realize he's crying until suddenly wade's eyes light up like a computer restarting#and he's smiling and gasping and joking immediately#“well howdy there hot stuff what did I miss?”#and then he clocks that logan is Not Okay#“... well gee willikers golly goddamn peanut 'twas only a flesh wound! no need to go all waterworks over lil ol me”#“you know it would take a helluva lot more than that to make me shuffle off this here mortal coil!”#“see all better I'm hunky dory peachy keen right as fucking rain”#“I mean cmon I can't have been out for more than five minutes so let's just go back to you being exasperated with my bullshit antics okay??#“...okay sugarboobs? snookums? babycakes?.... Logan?”#and they just sit there on the floor holding each other for a while#wade babbling and logan crying about everything he's lost and wondering distantly how he has come to care so much#about this blithering jokester in like barely a week#that the thought of losing him brought him crashing back to the worst memory of his extremely rough life#anyway that's enough tag mini fic lolol I'm having feelings about my own drawing I guess 😵#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine art
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it's kind of like insanely isolating that literally every aspec or "ace & aro" space I've found has been in actuality, solely for aces. perhaps arospec aces or aroaces who entirely prioritize their asexuality could also find company there, but even as an aromantic person who is also asexual, they're really not intended for me. so I can only imagine how isolating it must be if you're aromantic and allosexual
#I went to this aspec club on campus last fall‚ and cliquiness aside‚ they were literally talking about dating in there. like one guy was all#''I've been talking to this girl.... you think I should get her number?'' yada yada yada#like ok I guess this is just for asexuals then.#I can put up with hearing vague romance talk in other situations but in an allegedly 'aro and ace' club? nah fam#also‚ the first time I went (I gave up after the second meeting lol)‚ we went around and introduced ourselves and then you could say what#kind of aspec you were if you wanted to#and everyone was saying asexual‚ with maybe 4 or 5 aroaces‚ and then when it got to me I said ''aromantic‚ probably asexual'' and they just#all looked at me weird#maybe I imagined that. I'm bad at reading expressions#but cmon. imagine if I'd said aro straight or aro gay or smth#anyway I really do not like how the aspec community as a whole prioritizes asexuality over aromanticism#partially it's likely bc asexual used to mean aroace before the SAM was a thing#but I think its also bc people can imagine going without sex in a relationship (although they may conflate it with celibacy) (and not to say#people treat alloaces well at all lol)#(but the idea of someone eschewing romance entirely‚ whether they (want to) have sex or not‚ is still widely horrifying or confusing or#scary to many people. including other queer people and including asexual people#)#I'd make my tag rant into an actual post if I was sure I could word it right lol#aro#aromantic#aroallo#aroace#non sam aro#o.
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*cuts my hair short*
mom: haha wow you look just like your father :)
me:
#I THOUGHT HE TRAUMATIZED US BOTH MOM STOP#the worst thing is that she's right😭😭 I DO look like him fuck#my mom does know I'm trans so I know she means well but cmon :''))
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I love the original Cars 2006 game so much. The one that got released on like GameCube and Xbox. I mean, I love all the Cars games(Cars 3 Switch game they did you dirty), but that's an entire story for another time giving my individual appriciation for all of them later. What I'm going to say here applies pretty well to the other games that are centered around the first movie as well like Race-O-Rama and Maternationals, but I'm specifcally rewatching the original one's cutscenes again because I don't want to restart my data every time I wanna go through the cutscenes again(even though I enjoy playing it so, so much), and I just love the atmosphere in it so much. Some of my favorite movie scenes are the ones where they don't have any music playing because I love to close my eyes and turn up the volume and just.. pretend I am right there with the characters and right next to them and stuff or that they're talking to me or such, and that is extra immersible when there isn't an entire orchestra going on(not that I am knocking at having music at all, I regularly go back and listen to the soundtracks from movies if they have them posted).
And the game doesn't really have any music at all during any of the cutscenes and the whole thing is like super..soft to me? Not soft as in like fluffy pillows and pink aesthetic soft, but soft as in like it's getting late out and so you're trying to be kinda hushed with your voice and there's not really anywhere you have to be so you slow down your pace and kick a couple of pinecones or rocks. If that makes any sense at all. Cause normally movies or shows(whether the whole series or each individual episode) have a certain plot or arc that is happening that everyone is focused on and consumes the whole thing, give or take a few moments. And while this game does have a particular thing so it can have a start and end to the story of the game, everything is framed in like a "Yeah, this is what they get up to in their freetime." And I don't know if you know but I love my slice of life stuff so sooooooo so so infinitely much. So getting to get that sort of content is really fun and perfect for me. It's like you're just actively hanging around them and getting caught up in whatever typical nonsense they end up in(assuming we are ignoring the whole monster truck bit), and the "OH THINGS ARE. HITITNG THE FAN." Or bigger development moments are saved for like the movies or something or whatever comes up in my head.
I'm not really entirely headed anywhere with this, I just wanted to put out some appriciation for the game and how nice the atmosphere is. I think it's also cause I really love getting to just sit and here them talk and there is a lot of casual conversation that happens and just plain dialog. Like it's not even filler dialog it's just talking and chatting. And I spend a stupid silly amount of time listening to voiceline compilations on YouTube so this is just the bees knees for me.
Thank you for the read though, may I offer you with a clip because APPERENRLY there's a limit to one clip per post that I am just now finding out about. I think I've already talked about the Litnig one anyway. Maybe I'll post it again later.
I uuuuguguhhh also perfectly reached the tag limit. If anyone needs anything to do in their freetime while bored or as a filler may I suggest reading this post and it's tags, you will be occupied for a while IFNFJCJFNS. I was half joking about reaching the tag limit as well. Well, we all saw it coming, it was going to have to happen one day. And go figure after a long absence that I was going to have it in me to do some running of my mouth...
I do want to say I am probably back now yall! Knock on wood- but I think the reign of my absence is over! Which I am especially hoping so for several reasons but also because I am so SO not done milking F/Ovember to its full extent. I spent too many months looking forward to that to not invest and rot my blog with it.
#honorable mention to Lightning encountering the tuners and they have some beef with each other and so Lightning goes to Wingo-#-and says “What? Are you going to slice and dice me with your spoiler?” AND IM. I LOVE THEM DONT GET ME WRONG BUT.#Lightning just obliterated them with that comment. Shot were fired and RETURNED TO SENDER.#I knowwww the movies are centered around Lightning going through character development but I hope they don't ever-#-completely take away his case of not being able to completely keep his mouth shut in certain moments.#Dare I say. He has a bit of sass to him. Which I mean I completely get why it's practically gone in the second and third movies-#-cause he's no longer an arrogant rookie. But I like to think if he really gets pushed then some of it will show. That it still lingers.#I mean. The second movie doesnt open up with him going “Cmon Mater. Im Lightning McQueen I can do anything!”#because he's entirely dropped any of his arrogance. because he hasn't.#Opening of Cars 3 and he's PLAYING PRAMKS WITH BOBBY AND CAL. And it is a RUNNING thing they have going on.#Let him be silly. He's silly guys.#I actually had other things that I wanted to mention here and then I got caught up in talking about Lightning whoops.#The entire game is centered around him okay what am I supposed to do.#Do I even dare go on my tangent about Chick now. Cause I will probably get close to the tag limits.#Okay I'm going to speedrun my thing of Chick.#Obligatory mention of his voice. uhm. I love the 180° attitude change that happens to him over this clip.#The entire game he is in like the racing official's camera's face about everything and now that I think about it at least-#-Cars 3 was right about giving him his own talk show. but. Chick shutting his mouth for a second and actually showing-#-proper concern over something that isn't tragically derived from something that is therapy worthy is such a sight to see.#Yea okay Kane you always talk about how the movies would be different if you were in it. Now how about the GAMES.#The games that have proper story and plot to them. I am not counting the Cars 2 games as plot.#1. becuase the DS one is just a rip of what extra stuff the movie WAS going to contain before it got cut down cause it was like 2 hours at-#-first. and 2. because the other Xbox game literally has 5 minutes of “This is a thing that is happening!”#Cars 3 Switch game is on the world's thinnest ice for having such a poorly slapped together thing to call a story or plot line.#THE PIXAR XBOX RUSH GAME AND DISNEY INFINITY ARE DIFFERENT.#I'm not going to say what those games have done to me because it will make me have to write a second novel and-#-I will be crying and frothing at the mouth. I should not have reminded myself of the Pixar Rush game.#If I make a post about Finn very soon do not be surprised. I mean. Dont be surprised in general. But extra dont be surrpsied here.#lightning❤️🧡💛#finn🩶💙
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i will say though that brennan revealing last episode that kipperlilly has been going to guidance counsellor for anger issues since freshman year has absolutely ruined me for seeing her as actually evil. i cannot believe that a teenage girl with anger issues is irredeemably evil i just can't
#i believe that she's an antagonist and that she kind of sucks as a person but i just don't think she's evil#yes i know she killed another teenager this episode but like. still#if aelwyn 'kidnapped 7 teenage girls killed the former elven oracle and helped bring a dragon back to take over elmville' abernant can have#an incredibly touching & emotionally resonant redemption arc then so can kipperlilly 'killed at least one possibly two clerics' copperkettl#currently i'm choosing to believe that the ratgrinders have been manipulated into this by someone else#(jace stardiamond and porter cliffbreaker i'm fucking watching you)#i mean cmon you can't tell me 'this teenage girl has anger issues that she has been getting help for for 3 years'#and not expect me to think she was a prime target for manipulation by agents of a dead god of rage and justice#kipperlilly copperkettle get behind me i'll protect you#i still think she sucks and the bad kids have every right to hate her! especially after this episode jesus fucking christ!#it's just that i will simultaneously lay down my life in her defense now. brennan cmon don't let me down#my post#d20#fantasy high#fhjy
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nobody told me agatha all along was so good??? I don't know a thing about marvel but this show slaps
#I'm on ep3#and I knew nothing going in except for the fact that joe locke is in it#but its so fun!!!!#whoever made the decision to put joe locke in eyeliner and an emo outfit..... they're a genius#also those witches are gay right. that is the most aggressively lesbian energy I've ever seen#idk much about marvel so idk if they'd make the main character queer#but that would be SUCH a missed opportunity if they didn't#I mean cmon#they literally act like toxic exes im obsessed with them#anyways this show slaps and I may have to become a marvel fan 😔#and the camera work is very pretty#agatha all along
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really wish people would read blog rules more, it makes running blogs like this very low reward and you feel like a machine if people aren't commenting and aren't even abiding by one of the, honestly, very few and politely phrased rules i even have
#then i'm left trying not to respond like a bitch when the rules are there in the first place so i don't have to have negative interactions#with the people who come to this blog#like keeping it 100 you write for yourself but you write for ENGAGEMENT and COMMUNITY#and these days in fandom there really is no community#for any fandom across the board#people see something and move on#that's bad enough at killing fandoms#but the fact that a creator can have really only one super hard rule and it gets disregarded every day#day in and day out! and i really mean it this rule gets broken in my inbox DAILY man!#i write for a lot of small fandoms or smaller characters i love the characters i'm happy to do it#but i have an adult job. college. friends. family. my own original creative projects#and even if i don't respond to the asks where people are blatantly violating /again/#one of my FEW rules#it's exhausting to even see it !!!#it makes me not feel like a person#who cares what the girl behind the screen asked me not to do? right?? but i'm about done#i'm only at my breaking point because i've had this blog now for what three or four years??#and no matter how i phrase the rule people break it#no matter how many reminder posts#it's exhausting because it's an every day daily thing#idk maybe i'll feel better abt it in the morning but i'm getting exhausted tbh#exhausted as in this blog might be going BYE BYE i wont delete i think you'd have it up until tumblr goes away but i am getting pissed off#TRULY pissed off bc it's been years of me asking cmon now
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butting heads with the local dsa chapter bc they don't support ranked choice voting lol
#stirring up trouble#'oh but it lets more moderates win' ok but it keeps the fascists out of power and beats the fuck out of our current system#and honestly i'm ok with a more representative democracy even if that means i don't get everything i want#bc at a minimum i can see how the popular votes go and i can tell that the right wing is not even close to the Average American#so even just getting moderates in power we shift the overton window left. like. don't be so short-sighted pals cmon#it really feels like 'we'll never get everything we want if we can't manipulate primaries so lets take our ball and go home'#which is ultimately self-defeating yknow? like. we can focus on stopping fash and afterward educating voters who feel like the#system in place will actually fucking be impacted by them bc they aren't locked out of primaries anymore. cmonnnn
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i might need to come up with a name for the poison and NN pair so i can tag my posts about them, because i need to clarify better that NN is an oc and i know this might land on someone's dashboard and not have any idea of who he is lol (that's why i explain it in almost every post he's mentioned)
i'm unsure of what name i should give x_x not sure if i should make like a ship name because i don't really know if it counts as a ship since it's more of an unlabeled relationship, kind of a mix of friendship and date and platonic and fuckfriends and all that
fpr clarification, i portray all joys as adults, usually between 20-24 years, poison being 21 and NN being 20 (sorry but i can't possibly look at an MV with a group of 33 year olds in costumes and see teens lol, specially with them having a child around and if i care about this child then i refuse to imagine her suffering as much as any human would be if they had to live tolerating the presence of 4 TEENAGERS 💀💀💀)
#yes i dislike teenagers how did you guess#and i don't mean the song#not that i hate my teen followers. You guys are neat#i mean.. i'm hoping you guys are cool; but cmon yknow what i mean right#its not like teens like other teens either#unnamed poison and NN (oc) pairing
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tbh I don't mention it a lot but Topaz is a little manipulative. Like she does manipulate and twist words. I think that makes her cool though. I support women especially my business lady Jay Gatsby kinnie wife
#sash talks#topaz hsr#shes still sympathetic for this like cmon kafkas manipulative too but shes silly for that#but when topaz does it its wrong because shes a capitalist and not like . shes also part of a broken system#and was propagandized into believing this system is the only one that can save the world#''shes an adult she can always leave'' girl... life contract...#😭😭😭 she did not have a choice#yeah she Could leave. She could betray all she's ever known. and I'm excited to see her do so#stop working for the knife and all that.#''what like its hard?“' YES IT IS THE IPC IS A GALACTICAL MEGACORP#Intergalactical. even. geez#''why are you so adamant on defending her actions'' cuz i love her and shes cool. my fav even. good night#again ppl forget her planet basically got colonized#cuz she didnt get the short end of the stick doesn't mean thats not what happened#im not saying shes always right shes clearly not. but like cmon#ok nowadays theres more topaz lovers than haters but i still see a lot of the latter. sorry for being salty im normal i prommy
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having such a vivid, nice dream about your F/O just to wake up without them there feels like a form of psychological torture </3
#x. talk#IM JOKING ( A LITTLE BIT )#i had a very nice dream abt Jack last night and can still very clearly remember the feeling of his hand in mine and him squeezing my hand..#then waking up in my silly empty bed right after felt like the universe was personally playing a prank on me </33 how mean </33#i'm just a lil guy cmon... let me hold that stupid fbi boy's hand irl....#f/o community#self ship#self shipping
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i would LIKE to have kids one day but the sick fucks in the republican-majority wi state legislature removed paid family leave from the budget! thanks for nothing assholes
#it was only 12 weeks of leave too like...cmon#i mean 12 weeks of paid leave is better than 12 weeks of unpaid leave which is all we have right now#and that's from the federal law#i'm sure i would in theory be able to use some of my vacation time and sick leave for maternity leave but i shouldn't HAVE to#and this is all still theoretical for me but there are tons of people who need these benefits NOW#personal#politics
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The Thing is done and I cried while writing it but nawt in the sad way just in the This Is Basically Just Pure Unfiltered Aqua Emotions™ way . it was very cathartic to write . but I can't send it tonight cuz well . late . but hey maybe tmrw .
#➳ the fool speaks#i don't think it'll go badly right#riiiight !!!!#haha why would anyone hate me I'm practically unhateable . i mean some people do obviously but like cmon im so great aren't i <3.#but i hope it ends ok . hopefully . uhm .
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