#i mean a week isnt that long

[privateenemy]

logged onto bluesky to find a creator i liked and still got sucked back into discourse hell searching "trans men" to find that peoples only actual engagement of theory about trans men and trans masc nonbinary people is not led by trans men or trans masc nonbinary people or saying its a psyop.

[perilegs]

i had a long spiel about how good firefox is especially compared to chrome (or any chromium browsers) at work last week and today i got a message from a co worker who had downloaded firefox and is freaking out about how much faster and better it is <33

[satsuha]

u know im back on my bullshit

[dangaer]

shi.n's amnesia later route is such an out of character experience bc wdym someone this cute shows me all the love they have for me and i dont healthily communicate with him that im feeling overwhelmed by it.

[scarletiswailing347]

highkey thinking of moving main socmeds again....

[todayisafridaynight]

cant go on twitter cause every other post is shadow the hedgehog posting and if i see too much shadow the hedgehog posting im genuinely going to explode from excitement

[lilpuffyart]

Fellas, next comic will be a discoverycule comic (Dave x Hal x Frank) and it'll have 4 pages bc I DID write a script

And also a short one page tedAM one bc I'm insane for them (maybe this one before actually but we'll see)

[arsenicflame]

so, this ones technically not a fix it because its still major character death but this is how i would tweak the canon story to give Izzy's death meaning and weight.

First of all, Izzy doesn't get shot by Ricky. The crew of the revenge may still be absolute rookies by Izzy's standards but even they know to take all the weapons off a hostage and unload any guns. Ricky still escapes and alerts the Navy, and our crew are running through the woods, down to the beach and Izzy is still falling back. For all his new prosthetic has helped his mobility immensely, its no good for running. Its clunky and dragging behind him and Ed and Frenchie and Jim and everyone keeps slowing down to make sure he's keeping up with them, but in doing that the navy are quickly catching up to all of them, they're being swarmed.

They break through the trees onto the beach, with more and more men coming up behind them. Izzy's struggling even more across the beach than he was in the woods, the hoof sinking in and sand shifting as he tries to run, and he stumbles. All the while Navy men continue to appear from all directions- and it hits him. That this is it. There's no way they will all make it out alive.

But he's Izzy Fucking Hands and even if he cant run anymore, he can still fight. He can fight for this crew, this family, these people who have given him so much, who have opened their arms to him when he was at his lowest, who have allowed him to feel free. He can still fight. He can buy them time.

So he turns, and draws his sword.

There was never any way he could win, of course. Even when he truly was the best swordfighter in all the Caribbean, fighting dozens of navy men at once would have been beyond him- but he can distract them, hold them off long enough the revenge sets sail. Its a glorious sight, one man against dozens, bodies falling around him as he holds them back. Its impressive to watch, and maybe, for a second, the crew allows themselves to hope. But then, he takes a cut to his sword arm, and another to his side.

And then he goes down.

But he goes down fighting.

Izzy Hands, who spent his whole life fighting dies that way too, fighting for the safety he spent his whole life searching for.

[maximusboltaqon]

losing my MIND over this random ass woman in that one episode of what if because it MIGHT be medusa. but theres just nothing confirming who exactly it is. and im going crazyyyyy

[bucephaly]

Oh my g-d okay your tags on the Cherokee 'great grandma was a princess' post. 'Spirit wolf' whatever names? According to the BIA, that's literally a sign that a tribe is full of shit. A lot of times, the folks running admin for these groups have names like 'Big Standing Bear Jones'. My personal favorite was 'Buffalo Sister'. It's connected to 'naming ceremonies' they give themselves, which is also a common thing the BIA has noticed with all of these groups. Whatever you do don't go on Tiktok it's terrible there

YEA I think I've seen you talk abt that before, or I've seen it somewhere. It does feel like I see bogus state tribe people talk about getting Naming Ceremonies soooo often and then actual connected people ive seen are like. 'Yea my grandma just called me worm' or smth lmao.

It's so funny cuz the 'cherokee names' in the fake tribes are always in English... or at least mostly. I've even heard someone say 'I was named [such and such in english] and we just don't know what it would be in cherokee yet' like. A cherokee name..... get this... a cherokee name is by definition... in cherokee.

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

hang on are cougars like panthers

[bangcakes]

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[alsaurus-loves-dean]

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[fearforthestorm]

I love weekends I get to wake up after noon go do exactly one thing and then go back to bed at like 9

[lunar-fey]

actually fuck this job forever 👍

[mistyechoes]

uh sorry for posting weirdly it will regrettably happen again