#i mean WHAT

[emmyrosee]

I AM GOING TO LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE AND IM NOT EVEN JOKING

sweet summer 🍒

[archerdepartures116]

Saw your Liu Qingge HC!! He's good at handling babies me thinks, cause of his little sister. 12-16 little disciples? Not so much. But put an infant in his hands and he turns on his big brother mode™. Bottle, nappy, play time? you name it, he does it. Like, really well. Everyone (aside LMY and maybe SQH) would be flabbergasted to know this.

SQQ: No wonder he was killed off! If he lived he would've stolen all of lbh's flower garden with his skillset!

SQH: ...

[spirit-lanterns]

Showering with Feixiao.

[goldentail-readswarriorcats]

HFAHSAFgSJasgjh

I'm normal about Bive wdy--Trivia

Bive is currently the elevator NPC that enters the elevator from the most floors, coming from 5 floors, the second being Reddy coming from 2.

Players are able to get the "BRAIN WASHER" by spraying her with Spray Bottle.

Bive has three currently uploaded UGC items: "Bive Hairball Head", "Bive Spectacles", and "Bive Teeth". A fourth accessory is planned, in which it'll be the hair on its own without the tuff in front.

Bive was originally going to be named "Scag" back when Scag wasn't conceptualized.

One of Bive's alternative official renders is a reference to the Spirit Phone album by Lemon Demon.[1]

Her name is pronounced "bye-vuh/Bīv".[2]

One of Bive's April Fools idle dialogue lines is most likely a reference to this infamous tweet.

Bive’s glasses glow in the dark. It is unknown if this is intentional.

Bive is voiced by BARB1ESPACE.[3]

Bive makes an appearance in a crossover with another game, PHIGHTING!, as the skin "Bivekit".

Bive may be getting a remodel alongside, or after Split.[4]

Bive refuses to accept the Kitty item, as she knows Split doesn't like cats.[5]

The "Shwaffle House" location that Bive occasionally mentions in dialogue is planned to be added to the game.[6]

Bive is a self-appointed detective and a conspiracy theorist.[7]

She comes up with all of her conspiracy theories herself.[8]

Bive is made completely out of hair.[9]

Her bones are made out of highly condensed hair.

The only parts of her that isn't made of hair is her nervous system and partially her muscles.

Cutting her hair wouldn't hurt her, unless a nerve was hit.[10]

She doesn't mind that she is a "hair monster".[11]

According to Yeuc_c in stage, Bive weighs roughly the same as an average person due to how dense her hair is.

When wet, her hair flattens out.[12]

She would be a safety hazard if she came into contact with static.[13]

She feels like horse hair. [citation needed]

Bive was a lab accident.[14]

The lab she was made in was heavily associated with MR.[15]

She has a little bit of human DNA.[16]

She was never a child, she was always a hairball monster.[17]

It has been confirmed by Yeuc_c that Bive and Split have feelings for each other.[18]

They are not in a relationship, according to TheCanvasCreature[19]; however, it has been confirmed by Yeuc_c[20] that they will eventually confess their love to each other.

They can still be shipped with other characters.[21]

Bive worries about Split often.[22]

Bive hates MR.[23]

She knows things about it that others do not.

Bive does not trust Enphoso.[24]

She also doesn't trust DrRETRO.[25]

She does not trust Pest at all, and given the chance, she would run away from him as fast as possible.[26]

Despite this, Bive and Pest would work together under a common enemy.[27]

Bive is scared of Scary Mike.[28]

She ends up on the Funny Maze floor due to her floor-hopping.

Bive was attacked by Jaoba before, but escaped.[29]

Bive was banned from Glorp N' Go, after she stole batter and ran off.[30]

She stole the batter in order to break into buildings, as the yeast extracted from it can be used to eat away and replace glass, so she can enter through windows without them shattering.[31]

Bive is dressed in stolen clothing.

She would wear anything, if she believes it wouldn't get her hurt, but she isn't too picky about style.[32]

Bive is dealing with a very real stalker situation.[33]

Bive is uncomfortable and afraid of the "eye tree", due to its association with a "very evil thing".[34]

Bive has reason to what she says. She has seen a lot of horrific things and doesn't know how to emotionally handle it.[35]

Judging by Bive's dialogues, she seems to have some sort of trauma regarding the lab she was made in.

As stated by Yeucc on stream, this will be elaborated more in future updates. [citation needed]

Bive doesn't have a house.[36]

Bive is 5'9.[37]

Bive is m-spec, though she does not identify with any specific sexuality.[38]

Bive listens to most of whatever is playing on her radio. She does not trust a fair amount of radio stations.[39]

She despises the country pop music genre, as she believes it is made to trick people into buying red pickup trucks. She is concerned specifically about bright colors of vehicles, since she believes it allows the clown militia's cars to blend in with normal vehicles easier.[40]

Bive would be into lost media, and talk about it like a murder case.[41]

Bive is lactose-intolerant.

Despite this, dialogue between her and Split shows that she still ate at an ice cream parlor with her, indicating that she either had lactose-free ice cream and it wasn't stated, or ate the ice cream with lactose anyway.

Bive is not good at singing.[42]

Bive is the most likely to get a lobotomy; however, it would be unwillingly.[43]

Bive cooks mold over an open flame and cuts it up to use it as seasoning.[44]

Bive doesn't have a favourite instrument, but she wouldn't trust pianos.[45]

According to dialogue between Split and Spud!, Bive likes forests. She describes them as "always calm and natural" until those darn aliens arrive.

Bive considers hygiene "arbitrary", according to dialogue with Gnarpy.

She doesn't use shampoo, conditioner, or any kind of soap.[10]

She is the worst-smelling in Regretevator. [citation needed]

As stated by Yeucc on stream, she smells like wet dog. [citation needed]

Bive is easily startled by loud noises.[40][46]

Bive has very excellent focus when she is heavily concentrating on something.[40]

Bive only likes specific types of math, mainly geometry.[47]

If there was a zombie apocalypse, Bive would most likely thrive.[48]

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[bluesidez]

To think that Gym Rat Miguel was supposed to be a cute little drabble but now I have a Notion and Pinterest with their entire lives planned dedicated to him.

[another-delta-lover]

Delta i can't tell if you're being srs abt likin poot or if this is just a "hehehe Tumblr relationship" this is hurting my brain

this is purely platonic and for the funny ofc....

Unless...

[prettylesbianprincess]

Drinking wine is literally so embarrassing! "omg I had a glass of grape juice and now I want to post pictures of my boobs online!!" I need to be restrained

[doubledizzy1258]

GET THIS MAN A SALT LICK

ted nivisons new insta post??!?!? 🥰

save a horse ride a WHAT???? 🗣️🗣️

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Ghost who praises you absentmindedly. It's not even inherently sexual whenever he does it, far too used to congratulating other people in his earlier years.

A simple, "Good girl", whenever you complete your training. Or a, "Thats it, love", if your hands manage to tease out that knot in his back.

What he isn't used to is praises and complements though, man can dish it, man can't take it. A simple, "Good work, Lt!", is bringing said 6'3[192cm] killer of a man into a blushing man under that mask. A blush all the way from the edges of his eyes to the firsts of his collarbone. Only able to reply in a grunt lest he makes a fool of himself.

"Lookin alive today, si", and he won't admit that your voice makes him swoon. The confidence in it making his stomach flutter, he was sure he looked like shit but ah, what's wrong with fantazising? Not even having the mind nor heart to tell you to stop calling him that silly simple nickname.

Si?, si, si!, your voice rattles in his mind, intoxicating to the man who was currently ignoring you. Trying to get to the gym quickly without facing you.

[emilinqa]

some spirks

[potato-lord-but-not]

epic wife moment

[sweetreveriee]

BEST ART IVE SEEN WHAT AGSGSGDG

A Very Risky Gamble

[lily-belladonna]

I find it really funny whenever I read a gortash smut and they talk about his bed because

If this man were to get pussy it is not on his bed

[amberstruck]

pay it forward 🍂

ummm hermitcraft fandom… hello guys let me in i beg

[mochiobonio]

Sidon just can't get enough of Link it seems 😳😳😳

also just wanna say thanks so much for the support on my sidlink works folks i am truly happy ;;

[hheisa]

Guys

Guys.

Jade

Jade is so

AUAUAGHAHGGAGSHSHGGSHHGAGHAHAGGAGAGAHUAUUAHHGGFFUUUUGGHHGHHH💥

I love him a lot too