#i mean WHAT

[machveil]

sad, wet König comes in two flavors - I encourage playing with your food and mixing them together🎀✨

sad, wet König whose eyes won’t stop leaking, big fat tears clinging to his lashes, the snottiest sniffles making his throat raw

sad, wet König whose sad, wet tip won’t stop leaking. groveling for your attention because he’s so very touch starved, Maus :(

[prettylesbianprincess]

Drinking wine is literally so embarrassing! "omg I had a glass of grape juice and now I want to post pictures of my boobs online!!" I need to be restrained

[rottenish]

i need to top pathetic style. let me give you puppy eyes and kiss all over your body, telling you i just want to make you feel good, don't you want to feel good? you deserve to feel good!

[emilinqa]

some spirks

[potato-lord-but-not]

epic wife moment

[lily-belladonna]

I find it really funny whenever I read a gortash smut and they talk about his bed because

If this man were to get pussy it is not on his bed

[calirph]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐒 as 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃/𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐍

the rings of power 1.08.

[yurtb0y]

oh spy tf2 how I've missed drawing you

also SORRY FOR VANISHING school came back with a damn vengeance.

[amberstruck]

Pay it forward 🍂

[hheisa]

Guys

Guys.

Jade

Jade is so

AUAUAGHAHGGAGSHSHGGSHHGAGHAHAGGAGAGAHUAUUAHHGGFFUUUUGGHHGHHH💥

I love him a lot too

[dovewingkinnie]

some digital circus designs!!! completely forgot i made these for an AU lol hope i didnt post these arleady

[thissideup-box]

Good character design

Character is Cyana from @cosmic-wonders-series

[mysicklove]

okay but megumi wearing a muzzle and after awhile he lays there twitching from over-sensitivity while drooling

fucked out megumi kneeling with his legs slightly spread and his abused, now near flaccid cock flushed a deep shade of pink. his eyes are puffy from his tears and he lays on your thigh, trying to nuzzle into it, but failing miserably from the horrid metal muzzle. drool is being spread onto your leg and he stares at you with hazy, spent, eyes while you coo and pet his hair like he really was some sort of beast. but the second your hand drifts from his soft black hair to his pale skin, his whole body jumps with sensitivity and he paws at you with shaky hands and the cutest little defiant shake of his head

[paracosmicessence]

sonadow mpreg not in a kink/sexual kind of way but more in a way you would for warrior cats when it’s like “i think it would be cute if these innocent animals loved each other and when the reserved-and-outwardly-threatening-independent-girlboss-mom one gets pregnant the chill-and-laid-back-sometimes-goofy-dad one takes care of her it’s so tooth-rottingingly fluffy and wholesome no one is gonna judge you for it”

this is about Bluestar and Oakwhateverhisnameis from Bluestar’s Prophecy isn’t it (it has been over a decade since i’ve read a warriors book but now i need to reread all of them bc i know exactly what vibe you’re talking about and i’m uncomfortable with the amount of accuracy you typed that entire statement out in and also how that’s the vibe i feel whenever i definitely not jokingly jokingly think about and also definitely not jokingly draw jokingly draw sonadow mpreg but i dare not post any of that in fear of being burned at the stake for being cringefail)

actually is that post about Yellowfang?? i forgot what mate she had but didn’t he die or something idk. god i need to reread yellowfang’s secret or whatever her super edition was called lol bc it was literally my favorite super edition. now i’m thinking about how all her kits died except Tigerheart who eventually turned into Tigerstar and his reign of terror over Shadowclan, and now i’m thinking about how i can use warriors-based-lore and turn it into sonadow fankid angst lore i mean what who said that

dear GOD the warrior cat books were fucked up lmao

[were-wolverine]

derek, kidnapped by hunters: you guys are so fucked

hunters: oh wolfy, this is a trap for your little betas. your wolves can’t save you

derek: i wasn’t talking about them :)

stiles, slamming the door open, covered in blood and furious: who the FUCK took my boyfriend

hunter: it’s one human, what’s he- *chokes and falls to the ground*

stiles, fully darth-vadering it: oh no, do go on :)

[lavenderknivess]

after listening to cold inside i think we can all agree that we need a hallmark christmas inspired imodna au where imogen owns a small town christmas tree farm and laudna shows up from the big city on an assignment from her mean boss (delilah) and imogen teaches laudna the true meaning of christmas!