#i luv this movie 😁

[poppibranchlover]

I appreciate your concerns, but at least I’m as excited as Branch always was in this pic!!! 😍🥰💙

So I deleted the spoilers I posted just because I really don't want to upset anybody. Nobody said anything to me, but my anxiety makes me think I'm saying too much.

Anyway. I love the plot, I love the characters, and I'm so ready. 52 days babbbbyyyy.

Here's Branch doing a cute dance move 😭

[auspicioustidings]

Hello there I have another questionable idea 😁

So 141 confusing reader home for a safe house and breaking in and the sleep deprived nurse reader is just like 😐 and patches them up cos they are hurt and that’s the start of an very interesting relationship

Thank you for everything you are doing and remember that you are amazing

Drink water not coffee

🎃anon

Pumpkin! Ohh so this is similar vibes to this which I never wrote because sometimes I love a concept but am rubbish with execution :')

I have, however, tried my best to give you a little bit of your ask <3

Hippocratic Oath

Words: 550

Nah, for real if someone was breaking in you didn't care but they could at least be fucking quiet about it so you could go back to sleep. You had not slept in an actual bed in fucking days, only catching what could barely be described as a nap in the cots at the hospital between emergencies. 

“Find a first aid kit, we need to get him stable!”

Oh come on. The people robbing you were injured? Stupid fucking hippocratic oath. Technically it said nothing about having to help people who had broken into your house, it just said you couldn't harm them. So if you laid here and ignored it then Apollo couldn't say shit. 

…God fucking damnit. You dragged yourself out of bed, honestly too tired to react to the gun pointed at you with anything but a withering look, and went to pull the first aid supplies from their place. 

“Who the fuck are you?”

“This is my house skull mask, who the fuck are you?”

There was a man with a mohawk bleeding all over your couch. You grumbled about that a little but dutifully knelt by him and started to cut the clothes around the problem area so you could clean it out and stitch him up. A heavy tactical vest was on the floor, leaving him in just a t-shirt. The other young man was pushing a wad of bandages to stem the bleeding. Good, he was doing a good job. 

Kyle looked at Price who only furrowed his eyebrows and nodded, giving him permission to follow your instructions. So that's what he did. 

“We get a bonnie medic with safehouses these days Captain? Cannae say I'm complaining.”

“Shush or you'll wind up biting your tongue off when I do the stitches” you said, prepping the needle and thread. 

You looked quickly around his get up, seeing he was wearing jeans with a belt and undoing it. 

“I've definitely seen a movie like this” the skull mask man said which you elected to ignore.

“Tell me more LT.”

You shoved the belt in the man's mouth and he took it between his teeth immediately. Not his first rodeo then. Made sense, they were probably soldiers. He was a model patient as you stitched him up, not squirming at all. 

Your focus overrode your exhaustion for long enough to give each of the others a once over, making sure there wasn't anything else serious you needed to treat. By the time you got to the last man, the one your patient had called Captain, you were completely dead on your feet and your eyes were starting to sting. 

“Thanks luv, c'mere.”

Being scooped up by some military man who had broken into your house really should have caused some sort of fight or flight response, but you had nothing else left to give. You were asleep before he even made it to the bedroom, putting you right back under the blankets. 

–

Your alarm never went off and you frantically called in to work to let them know you'd be there as soon as possible only to be told in no uncertain terms you were on leave for at least the next week. 

It was with some shock that you emerged from your room to find that dream wasn't as much of a dream as you thought.

“Let's have a little chat about the next week hm luv?”

Ah fuck.

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[kenposting]

Kenposting Masterlist <3

i have ryan gosling brainrot so bad..

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Ken (Barbie, 2023): 

He’s Just Ken ⋆˚✿˖° Ken has always been more than fond of you, and he kept that to himself, like a small thought that didn't mean much. You, unbeknownst to him, of course, felt the same, and he is shocked to learn this.

New Guy ⋆˚✿˖° Short & sweet; Ken is the new guy at your work - somewhere he keeps calling the ‘real world’. You don’t get that, but what’s new, he never really makes any sense.

New Guy Part 2 ⋆˚✿˖° Ken invites you over for dinner at his house - something you were greatly looking forward to! Until you noticed something was on his mind.

Every Night is Ghoul's Night⋆˚✿˖° Ken leads the way to the Real World to join Barbie for a new holiday he doesn't quite understand. Once he arrives, he learns that most things in this place are hard to understand.

Holland March (The Nice Guys, 2016):

You’re Protesting the Air? ⋆˚✿˖° The tension between Holland and his client had been building for weeks. You were proud of yourself for keeping your cool - until Healy left you under the care of his partner.

Officer K (Blade Runner 2049, 2017): 

Baseline ⋆˚✿˖° You're a Blade Runner paired to work with Officer K. You both sense a bizarre shift lately.  Something is wrong.

Other Ken posts: 

Mojo Dojo Bingo + links to free ryan gosling movies ⋆˚✿˖° Just a bingo sheet of Ryan Gosling movies.

Ken’s Cowboy Outfit ⋆˚✿˖° Noticed the difference and thought it was funny.

Kenergy Fits ⋆˚✿˖° Ryan going so hard at the red carpets for some reason.

What Kenergy is This ⋆˚✿˖°  He is an anomaly.

Ken Crying ⋆˚✿˖° :( sad

France Poster ⋆˚✿˖° this had me dying omg lol

THE MOJO DOJO ⋆˚✿˖° need to go so bad u guys don’t understand if this is torn down before i see it i will die

Beach Off ⋆˚✿˖° he gets so mad it is so funny omg

Just Madi ⋆˚✿˖° i luv ken wtf

ryan gosling 😁😁 ⋆˚✿˖° idc this is my favorite video of him

jitterbug 😭 ⋆˚✿˖° no comment

u look lonely ⋆˚✿˖° i giggled

no kitchen :( ⋆˚✿˖° evil!!!!! but accurate

RYAN BEING SO CUTE W GRETA WTF ⋆˚✿˖° screaming crying throwing a tantrum wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf

my dumbest post ⋆˚✿˖° sorry i giggled

the world is healing ⋆˚✿˖° just my brother being sweet wtf

ken behind the scenes <3 ⋆˚✿˖° him

barbie cast ⋆˚✿˖° i luv them

what was going on here ⋆˚✿˖° i want to know so bad

why is he so tall (and this)⋆˚✿˖° wtf

fall guy behind the scenes ⋆˚✿˖° idc he looks so good

hands ⋆˚✿˖° teehee

gq ⋆˚✿˖° they luv him

film cooper talking ab barbie ⋆˚✿˖° slay cooper

week :3 ⋆˚✿˖° this just made me giggle lol

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ken fits :3 ⋆˚✿˖° so slay ryan so slay

mmmmmm ken ⋆˚✿˖° stfu this outfit

holland brainrot p2 ⋆˚✿˖° he is just so

[pinky-ghostface]

Two Valentines Day Surprises

summary: It's Valentine's Day, a very important holiday to Alphonse and his Boo, but Seth is across the country and can't get back to them in time. Alphonse wants to cheer the reader up with a sweet surprise, but neither of them are prepared for the true surprise meant for them.

content/warnings: nsfw, femdom, pegging, strap on blowjob, deepthroating, nipple play, mmf threesome, hair pulling, p in v sex, afab gn!reader (no mention of boobs but they are referred to once as "a cruel mistress")

word count: 4.2k

wanna read it on ao3?:

A/N: I actually began this a couple years ago but finally decided to finish it😁 and things have def changed in the canon since I started. I think I thought after the Jessie/Derek situation Seth wouldn't want to settle down just yet in the little town he wasn't wanted in so long ago and would want to explore his freedom after prison and like, go on cryptid hunts or smth😚 so.. ig this is a semi AU where he does odd jobs across the country and experiences everything the road has to offer a lonely cowboy like him lol. and definitely listening to Orville Peck. also frequently communicating w Alphonse and SugarBoo bc they luv each otherrr🥰 and sometimes taking a break from his nomadic life to visit them. enjoy!

꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦

As I pushed my key into the lock of my front door, I heard a muttered curse from inside my home. Confused, I opened the door and peered into the kitchen to see my boyfriend’s very shapely, and completely bare, ass with just two thin strips of fabric tied behind his waist and neck to feign at covering him. “Al? I didn’t think you were coming over so soon?” 

He whirled around, revealing that he was wearing nothing but my favorite apron. “Oh! Hey, boo! Uhh, what time is it… I guess I thought I’d have more time for your surprise, heh.” He grinned at me sheepishly. 

“Surprise? Thought we were just gonna do dinner and a movie at home.” My eyes slid over his body as I took off my coat.

He smiled and moved closer so that he could loosely circle his arms around my hips. “I know, but I could tell you were kind of bummed about Seth not being here for Valentine’s Day, and I wanted to do somethin’ nice and romantic for you to cheer you up.” 

I smiled a little sadly and leaned my head into his shoulder. It was hard not seeing our other partner every day, but we both understood how important traveling and going on adventures was to him. We texted and called often, and Alphonse and I had been together long enough before Seth crashed back into Al’s life and cannonballed into mine that we were more than okay on our own. We talked about him daily, and on days when one of us missed him a little too much the other would be there to reminisce, joke, cuddle, and comfort until the ache went away. 

“But I guess that didn’t really work out, huh?” Al said, interrupting my thoughts. 

I furrowed my brow. “What do you mean?...oh.” I looked over his shoulder at the rest of my kitchen for the first time since walking in. I guessed I hadn’t smelled the burnt cupcakes that were sitting dejectedly on the stovetop. They were black on top and red goo was periodically dripping over the sides of the muffin tin.

“Yeah,” he mumbled. “You’re lucky I already cleaned up the spilled cake mix from the walls, the eggs I dropped, the… exploded buttercream frosting.” He shuddered. “Sorry, baby. I kind of messed up your kitchen for nothing. I don’t think those abominations can be saved.” 

I smiled up at him and brought my hand to his cheek. “Al, it’s fine. Really. It won’t take too long to scrub out the muffin tray, so we can have even more time together tonight. I’m glad you came over early!”

He pulled me closer and buried his head in the crook of my neck, whining. “I know, but I had, like, a whole thing planned out! I was gonna make a bunch of red velvet cupcakes for you so you could take a break from baking for once, and turn the lights down and do the ‘rose petals on the floor going to the bath’ thing and meet you in the bathroom with the cupcakes like this,” he gestured to himself with one arm, his face still in my neck. “And I was gonna feed you your cupcakes in the bath and give you a back rub and maybe even try to call Brown Eyes if he hadn’t left his rest stop yet…”

“Babe,” I said, halting his rambling. “We can still do all that, even without the baked surprise. I mean, I was pretty surprised just coming home to this, anyway.” I ran a finger underneath the apron ribbon on his waist. ‘I have so many treats already in the fridge for us, you have no idea. We’re gonna have a great Valentine’s Day.” 

He held me tighter and nodded but said nothing for a moment. After a few seconds, I heard him sigh through his nose. “I just miss him, y’know? This was supposed to be the first Valentine’s we all spent together. It just sucks we didn’t tell him we wanted to do something sooner so he could have time to get up here. I wanted to make it up to you a little bit.” 

Oh. I turned my head to look at him so that he was forced to take his head off my shoulder, and I wound my arms more fully around his waist, he and I chest-to-chest and my face looking up at his pouting one. “Alphonse, you don’t have anything to make up to me. I know this isn’t what we were picturing, but it isn’t either of our faults, and I’m still prepared to have an awesome, romantic, sexy Valentine’s Day with you. Seth should be stopping for the night near New Mexico in a couple hours; we can talk to him then. Until then we can have plenty of fun on our own, right?” 

Al smiled and leaned in even closer so our lips were just barely touching. “Yeah,” he breathed. “That sounds good. Now we’ve got more time to spoil each other, anyway. We don’t need that crybaby to have fun.” 

I laughed against his mouth. “Careful. You looked about ready to cry, yourself when I walked in.” His lips curved up playfully for a moment before quickly leaning in to kiss me. My hands gripped his waist more firmly in surprise, and he tightened his arms even further around me, pressing us fully together so his hands could move up my back. My left hand drifted downward to shamelessly squeeze his bare ass cheek. As my fingertips drew closer inward, they brushed something… plastic? 

I broke the kiss to look up at him in shock. I was met with cocked eyebrows and a toothy grin in silent response. “That would be the other part of your surprise. You’ve been puttin’ out vibes that you wanted to take control lately, and I thought tonight would be the perfect time to make a night of it.” 

I gasped in elation, smiling wildly, and kissed him hard for a moment. As I pulled away, I gave him a light swat on the butt and told him, “Get the strap.” 

“Yes, Boss!” he said, still grinning, but instead of moving past me to reach the bedroom, he turned around and retrieved my bubblegum pink strap on dildo and harness from behind the coffee pot on a nearby counter. 

Naughty boy, he’d planned out more than I’d thought. 

He handed it to me, smug as ever. I undressed quickly and performed the awkward, yet familiar dance of shimmying into the harness. Al and I exchanged one more lingering, messy kiss before he took a step back and sank to his knees. 

My eyebrows quirked in surprise as I gazed down at him, amused and loving. “Aw, you wanna choke on my strap, baby?” I teased. He smoothed his hands up my thighs, half-lidded eyes never leaving their gaze. “You know I’d love nothing more,” he mumbled against the tip. He took it into his mouth, sucking softly, and worked his way to the base quickly. As the tip hit the back of his throat, he pushed on, gagging slightly. I raked my nails through the hair on the back of his head, grabbing a handful to help him down. He choked loudly, and his hands tightened on the backs of my thighs, nearly making my knees buckle. A strand of drool hung down, reaching his chest, and he moaned deeply through his nose as he continued to deepthroat me. By now his cheeks were rosy flushed and tears were begging to fall from their perch on his long, dark lashes. “So pretty,” I murmured, pushing my fingers through his bright, slightly bleach-damaged hair more gently now, softly scratching his scalp. He looked up at me with an expression that could only be described as adoring, and I loved him for it. “My good boy.”

“Mmm…” he groaned at the praise. 

I tugged him off my strap and squeezed his shoulder, telling him to get up. When he got on his feet, he kissed me hard, wet mouth exploring mine, our teeth clashing a bit. He held on to me tightly and I embraced him, enjoying his being so desperate already. It was really no surprise he had such an oral fixation with all the lollipops he sucked on all day. 

With my arms around his waist and hands rubbing his lower back, I turned my face upwards so my lips could brush his ear and whisper: “Since you’ve done such a good job of getting my cock wet, I’d guess you were ready to let me bend you over that table and make you see tweety birds.” 

He lifted his head up from my shoulder and smiled dopily. “If I had to guess, I’d say you were onto somethin’, boo.” He leaned in and pressed his forehead to mine to whisper to me huskily. “I want you to mess me up.” 

With that confirmation, I pulled him with me toward my kitchen table, kissing him all the while. I turned us so his back was to the table and ran my hands up his chest, to his shoulders, to his neck, and gently began to tug at the bow holding the apron up. “I have been dying to tear this off you since the second I walked in,” I huffed hurriedly. 

Alphonse leaned down so our faces were even and looked at me with dark, dilated eyes. “Well, I promise not to keep you waiting if you promise not to tease.” I laughed and gripped his chin harshly. “Al, sweetheart, you’re really not in a position to be making deals like that.” I slowly pulled at the ribbon string in my hand until the bow loosened, and the light fabric that sparsely covered him fell off his defined chest, spilling around the attractive “v” of his hips and exposing his dark happy trail. “If you want me to give you what you need, you’ll need to accept that I can do anything I want to you.” I leaned in to nibble and suck at his neck, and he sucked in a harsh breath through his teeth. My other hand teased down the top of his shoulder, his collarbone, his chest, and paused to tweak a nipple. He yelped a bit, and when I let go of his chin, his head rolled back. My hand continued down to his hard cock, his raspy breaths keeping time with slow, languid strokes while his hips tried to buck up into my fist. I circled his tip with my thumb lightly, teasingly.

“You’re a cruel mistress, you know that?” he said to the ceiling. “Doesn’t mean I don’t love it, but it’s true. And as for what position I’m s’posed to be in, I’ll let you worry about that.” He opened one eye and looked at me. “You know I’ve never objected to you doing anything you wanted to me before.” 

“Hmm,” I mused, finishing a necklace of hickies across his clavicle. “Well, if that’s the case…” I grabbed his hips and turned him around quickly. He grunted in surprise and planted his hands on the table quickly to catch himself. He looked back at me with wide yet delighted eyes. “You wouldn’t mind if I finish what you started, would you?” I held the base of his plug in my fingertips, twisting it just a little, for emphasis. 

“Hah!... “Course not, Boss. You know I’m yours to play with however you please.” he said, a bit strained, and leaned even farther over the table. “Good,” I whispered, and eased the buttplug out of him. He exhaled slowly and forcefully, and eased his back into an arch. I placed it on the counter next to me. I smoothed one hand up his spine, admiring the pale expanse of his back and the cute pink bow still tied around his waist. With the other, I lined my pink dildo up to his hole and slowly, slowly, began to push in. “Mm!” Alphonse cried, stifled. I eased in carefully, rubbing his back and cooing at him the whole time.

Once completely inside, Al moaned loudly and pushed his hips back more to try and grind on my cock. To his disappointment, I almost completely pulled out of him. But before he could protest, I swiftly pushed in all the way, rubbing against his prostate. 

“Fuck, ohh, christ,” he choked out. I laughed a little at his reaction and kept fucking him the same way: slow and hard. 

I took the time to admire him- his fluffy hair mussed up, his cheek smooshed into the table, his eyebrows drawn together wantonly, and deep, rhythmic moans falling from them. My eyes drifted lower, loving the way the sheer of sweat on his lean back made his skin shine. Even lower, that bubble butt was still making me lose focus, rippling from the force of my hips meeting it with every thrust. 

And with every thrust, the base of the dildo ground into my clit, making me drive forward more quickly, more harshly, chasing the sweet sensation. I unknowingly gave Alphonse exactly what he wanted, it seemed, because he melted beneath me. His knees nearly gave out and he looked back at me, panting slightly. “Does that feel good, baby?” I grinned at him. “Nnghh,” he replied, letting his head fall back down. 

The building pleasure below and seeing his sweet expression gave me an idea for something else I wanted from him. 

I slowed down and pumped into him a few more times, then pulled out gingerly; he whined in confusion and tried to turn around. I leaned over him fully and put my lips next to his ear. “I want to ride your dick so I can see your pretty face when you come in me.” He picked his head up again, leaving behind a small pool of saliva, and grinned tiredly and replied, “If I can walk to the couch, you can make this already good Valentine’s Day a great one, boo.” 

When I pulled him up, the apron fell off him completely and he hugged me around my neck, leaning most of his weight on me. It must have looked funny, this lanky guy hanging off me, half-carrying him to the living room, and shoving him backwards onto my couch. He fell with little effort and a small oof. He looked up at me as I wriggled out of the harness, kicked it aside, and moved to straddle his thighs, and he said breathlessly, “Come take what’s yours.”

His dick was flushed pink and leaking against his stomach. So pretty. I took it in my hand and stroked it slowly, and at the same time leant forward and kissed him firmly. “I intend to,” I whispered against his lips, to which he smiled and squeezed my hips in his hands. I lifted my hips and guided his cock to my hole, and slowly sank down, moaning. I was already so wet from fucking him, and he slid in so easily. As the backs of my thighs met his hips, he threw his head back and let out a long, low sound through parted lips. With one hand on his chest and the other beside his head, I began to rock slowly, murmuring praise to him all the while. His hands slid up my body and he was begging me to go faster between whimpers, so I gently took his wrists in both my hands and pinned them on either side of his head on the armrest. He flexed his arms, but didn’t try to break free. His eyes were squeezed shut as I sucked on his neck, leaving a new rainbow of hickies. 

As I worked my way up to his jawline, I heard him suck in a harsh breath and he tried to sit up quickly. I blurted his name, confused, and sat back to look at him. His wide-eyed gaze was fixed behind me, towards the door, and I heard a low chuckle. Before I could turn around in surprise, or get myself off my man’s dick so I could fight off an intruder, a warm, rough hand curled around my waist and a familiar face leaned its chin on my shoulder.

“Well, ain’t this a pretty sight to come home to,” a deep voice drawled. He may have also said something teasing us for having so much fun without him, but Alphonse or I’d have no way of knowing because once I- ahem- removed him, we were all over Seth, hugging him and asking how on earth he made it all the way here. Once we’d settled in a pile, all of us kind of sitting on everyone else, he began to explain.

“You knuckleheads really thought I’d miss Valentine’s Day?” he laughed between kisses. “I’m no dummy, I know how y’all feel about it. I just thought I’d surprise you and tell you I was farther away than I was, but I’ve been making my way back to you for the last five days.” He had one arm around my shoulders and cupped Alphonse’s face with the other. “I thought when I got back y’all would be moping around, missin’ me. Instead, I come home to you both screwing like jackalopes without a care in the world.” he teased, pouting. 

Alphonse huffed. “What, we’re just supposed to spend our favorite holiday cryin’ our eyes out over you? That ain’t fair!”

“Mmm, I think he just means he missed being included in our cuddle puddle,” I purred and leaned my head on Al’s shoulder. 

“That, or the idea of you two being horny-sad thinkin’ of me keeps me warm on lonely nights.”

I glared at Seth. “You aren’t helping.”

He laughed. “No, but I love the look on my bubblegum prince’s face when he’s trying to be mad at me.” He leaned in close so he was an inch from Al’s flustered face. “But really he’s dyin’ to be put right back on his back so I can really show him how much I missed him.” 

The poor man’s blush deepened, and he grumbled a little. 

I smiled and wrapped my arms around Seth’s shoulders, pulling him back so we were both staring at Al. “I think he needs us, don’t you agree? Maybe you could help me put him back in his place.”

“Oh, no, sugar, this here’s your battle. As much as I’d love to beat the brat out of him, I’m too tired to really give it my all. I’d prefer to hang back and take a more… supporting role.” He smooched the side of my neck and leaned back. 

Grinning at Al, I put my hand on his chest and started to push him back down like he was. “Well, baby? You gonna put up a fight now that you know big bad Seth’s not gonna force you to sit pretty for me?”

He shook his head and grabbed my hand to kiss it. “I’m his brat, but I’ll always behave for you, boo.”

Seth chuckled and moved to straddle Al’s thighs behind me. “Well, he knows what’s good for him, that’s for sure.” 

Alphonse began to reply. “Shut up, man- agh!” 

I yanked his hair sharply. “Maybe not. But we can correct that together some other time. Right now, I only care about enjoying the rest of my evening the way I’d dreamed of spending it, with both my boys.” 

He whimpered softly. “Yes, Boss.”

Seth was so close to me I could feel his chest pressed against my back. He rested his chin on my shoulder again. “I always love to watch you work, sugar,” he breathed flirtily against my ear. He reached around me for Alphonse’s cock, and the second he touched it Al let out a huge sigh. He pumped it up and down in his fist a few times, surely enjoying the way his pearly precum dripped over the pink tip. I lifted my hips up so Seth could help me guide it in, and sank down, more easily this time and no less pleasurable. I could feel Seth smirking against my neck as he held onto my hip with one hand and held Al’s hand with the other. 

Al was already settled back into our former rhythm with his free hand gripping the side of my thigh, head thrown back against the armrest and eyes closed in bliss, moaning with each bounce of my hips. “So glad you’re here, Seth,” he panted. “Mm! Ahh, I missed you so, fuck, so much. I really did.” 

Seth let go of Al’s hand to trail it up his stomach teasingly. “Aww, Al. Well, I had to come take care of you, didn’t I?” Al’s back arched to meet his touch. I’d do the same; we were both so starved for his affection. Seth smoothed his hand back down Alphonse’s torso, all the way to where our bodies met, and ran both hands all the way up my body to my shoulders, forcing me to lean back against his warm, broad chest. “Take care of both of you,” he purred. And without warning, he brushed his fingers over my nipples, sending electricity running through my body, especially my clit. I moaned his name loudly and threw my head back to rest on his shoulder. He continued to circle my nipples lightly, and my hips began to move faster even though my legs were starting to burn. Alphonse flexed his hands on my thighs and began babbling brokenly and bucking up into me at the increased sensation. Seth grabbed my hips to help me bounce and at the same time left a wet trail of tender kisses across the back of my neck and shoulders- not skimping on the teeth, either. 

“Fuck, please!” Alphonse cried, his eyes squeezed shut in pleasure. 

“What do you need, baby?” I panted. I was getting close. 

“Aah, m’gonna cum, please Boss, can I cum? Pleeease…”

I was about to reply when Seth spoke. “Not ‘til our sugar does.” And he began to rub my clit quickly with wet fingers. My back arched hard in shock and ecstasy so that I could hardly move at all, but they both helped me move on Al’s cock, moving faster, rubbing harder, pushing me through pulsing, all-consuming pleasure… until I fell from the threshold, rocking against Al’s cock frantically while he called my name, and falling against Seth’s chest once more into strong, safe arms. Al moaned sharply once more, and a warmth filled me and sent another wave through me. Once I opened my eyes again, Seth laid me down next to (on top of) Al and knelt down beside the couch, smiling down at us.

“Seth, honey... I missed you so much too. I’m so glad you could be here, tonight wouldn’t have been the same without you,” I said as I tucked Al’s head under my chin. 

“Me too, babe. Although it seemed to me y’all were gettin’ on just fine on your own…” he glanced at the strap on discarded next to the coffee table. 

Al laughed wearily. “Sure, but I ain’t this fucked out unless the both of you were involved in messin’ me up.”

“How’re you feeling, by the way? That looked like it took a lot out of you.” I said, squeezing him tight.

“Yeah,” he breathed. “It was a lot, but like… so good. Y’know. I’m really good.”

“Mhm, don’t I know it.” Seth remarked. “Once sugar here works that magic, you’re a goner.” He leaned over Alphonse to kiss me, his tongue sliding over mine. 

Alphonse let out a long sigh. “Guess I’m the one who needs the bath now.” 

Seth huffed a chuckle into my mouth and broke away to look at him questioningly. 

“I was gonna run a bath for us so we could spoil each other and eat cupcakes in it.”

“Not like that last part was gonna happen,”I snickered.

“Hey!”

Seth gasped. “You tried to make cupcakes? I was wondering who got stabbed over that stovetop when I came in.”

“Boo said it wasn’t that bad!”

I giggled, knowing their bickering was loving. “If you two are done, I think we should get on with the rest of our night. All of us are hungry and probably sore, and I know I want to spend more time cuddling in our actual bed now Seth’s here.” 

Al grinned. “Yeah, you’re right.” He looked up at Seth. “I’ve been waitin’ to get my hands on you for a long time now, Brown Eyes. We gotta take advantage of a night like tonight.”

“I agree,” Seth murmured. “We’re not gonna do a thing but enjoy each other’s company.” Then he kissed him, long and deep. After they parted, he stood up, grunting. “I’m gonna go draw that bath y’all were talking about so you can rest. I’ll be back for you in a minute, so don’t go anywhere.”

“Say draw one more time,” I pleaded, smirking.

“Draw-er,” he obliged. “And don’t go teasing me about it, neither.”

“Us? Never.” Al smiled deviously. Seth stared sternly at us, then winked and turned to the bathroom. Alphonse nuzzled deeper into my arms and sighed contently. I planted a kiss into his hair and thought about how lucky I must be to have two amazing boyfriends to cherish and  surprise me everyday.

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A/N: I loved writing this sm and I hope you enjoyed reading it! I hope to do more stuff like this, and soon. this is actually my first fanfic (first inspired by Valentine's Day with your Submissive Boyfriend audio rp by SweetKinkAudio on p*rnhub) and I'd love any criticism or advice if you're willing to give me any💖💖💖 happy valentine's day!!

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[cosmicourple]

lol created a Scogan fankid shortly after watching D&W. In fact, I created a whole bunch :D. And for some reason, my brain made it so that:

-two (or well one ig bc their just variants of each other) have scruffy bird wings on their back’s, with one of them having been born from a accidental soul bonding/mating ritual while the other just kinda spawned in ggbffgvv

-one is a violent & world ending villain w/ a symbolism & ‘tinkering’ (AKA dissecting bodies) obsession

-another one is a born-20-years-old clone who eventually figures out a personality & becomes a monotonous metaphorical (bc their super tall & cryptid looking) little shit who also has a world-threatening-villain variant (who also happens to have a kaiju-esc form??? what?????)

-another two are quarter slightly-horrific-alien from a post secret invasion type A.U

-another one is basically in the situation of Paul from dune, making them a cult leader + ‘commander’/contract partner with an eldritch abomination/shifter/spirt(??) (who is also an ironstrange fankid wth)

-another one is a from a fdugding M.L.P pony looking A.U (Y’know those crosship posts on Deviantart where they use M.L.P pony bodies as bases for the characters??? Anyone???????) who is part symbiote & can sense/predict other’s emotions and/or actions

-(you know the drill) another one is from an canon divergence X-men 97’! universe & has horrifying/ragged movie monster teeth + an unhinging jaw (their 5)

-another one has the FUCKING ABSOLUTE SOLVER AS THEIR POWERS (why?????? bc after watching the murder drones final, my thoughts were like: “he hey image if Logan was the A.S host lmao???” (Idk I luv puppet &/or janky movement animation 😁😋✨))

-yet again, another one is an edgy assassin/sort of anti-hero in the future-current reality of a Logan! reincarnation A.U :DDD

-another one (last one fn I swear) is just baby :D. Who’s currently living in an demonic/infection A.U apocalypse with their mum (who is Scott) yaaa:3

lmao I have no idea why my brain made them those ways I swear fhgbfgggf 🥲🥲

[jerrydevine]

1988 1996 1991 hi helena luv u 😁

HI TEE LOVE YOUUUU

1988: elvira mistress of the dark SLAYYYYYY

1996: fuckkkkkkkkk lets talk through this team. heres the contenders: scream, the watermelon woman, the birdcage, trainspotting, romeo + juliet. fuck. grips the sink really hard and looks in the mirror. WHAT IS THE TRUTH. um. Scream i think. heart!

1991: this depends on if you count the pbs american playhouse recording of the stage production of into the woods as a "movie" or a "stage musical". sooo either into the woods or edward ii YAY

[smollangrycat]

OJ Info 😊🌸

AVATAR

Note - Hi luvs, long time no see! Again I’m sorry about the long breaks but it’s just life you know? 🥲 This introduction is set up a little differently - mostly because I plan on writing a series with OJ and the development of her relationship with Jake and Neytiri during the events of the first Avatar movie! 😅😆 Don’t worry I will be continuing writing for Alue’k cuz I love her ☺️ but I just need something a little different rn so we have OJ content!!! 😅😁 I hope you enjoy - Have a lovely day/night!!

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Name: Josephine (Joe) Branaski (OJ)

Sex: Female

Age: 24

Nickname: 

Joes nickname is OJ because on her first day at Hells Gate she spilled orange juice all over herself and after that she was dubbed OJ.

Personality: 

OJ is warm and caring, always strives to make those around her feel loved. She has a short temper that can sometimes get the best of her but she tried her hardest to approach every situation with patience and a level head.

Interests: 

Zoology and the use of plants as medicine have always intrigued OJ.

Background: 

OJ made the travel to Pandora at 13, her mother, Kate Branaski was friends with Miles Quadritch and happily gave up everything she had on earth to join her brother in arms. However, her husband, Michel had died years previous - lung cancer caused by earth terrible air pollution so there was no one to take her daughter Joe. So, agains better judgment Kate brought her daughter to Pandora. Joe was unable to go into cryo due to her age so she spent six years practically alone, caring for herself as her mother and the other passengers slept in the six year trek to the mysterious planet. The only thing that kept her company was a couple of volumes of Dr Grace Augustine’s books on Pandorian fauna and the few medical staff who weren’t in cryo. They showed her basic medical skills, how to stick someone up, care for burns and other injuries - by the end of the six years she was basically trained in first aid and a little bit more. When she finally reached Pandora she spent a lot of time with the scientist, she grew close with Grace, she gave them the mother figure OJ never got from Kate. The past ten years of OJs life on Pandora has been great! Grace had an avatar made for her when she was turned twenty two - it arrived on her twenty eighth birthday, she wrote a best seller on Pandorian zoology and she had the bestest best friend someone could ask for Trudy Chacon. Yeah, life was pretty great … well that was until some jar head marine showed up and turned her entire life around.

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[reggiestein]

whats angel food cake and licorice cookies dynamic like??? Also I luv ur art sooo much it’s so cute ^_^

THANK U!!!!!!!!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ i love getting asks its so fun🥰🥰 so sorry for taking so long i wanted to write something actually decent😭

ALSO if u ever wanna send an ask about her or them.....pleasee do i love answering asks its soo fun

They r dumb and dumber. With angel being the dumber but for good reason because she only fell to earthbread like. a year ago.

Shes grown but shes definitely still learning about how to like..be alive and feel n everything. Its especially weird for her since shes an extrasensory being. Which btw i really need to make a post specifying what powers she has -_-

When she fell to earthbread (fallen angel💪💯) licorice found her in the woods while on a mission and was like "hey…powerful looking thing…i should totally bring this back to dark enchantress☝️". De finds super interest in her after learning about why shes there and what her background was like, claiming she has a "seed of Darkness inside". So they just kind of. keep her in the castle.

They sometimes let her leave on missions with either the whole CoD or just licorice if he needs her/she wants to go. Poison mushroom style.

^Which choco werehound and bat-cat don't really mind, having an identity-struggling cake that can fly is pretty fun for both of them, especially since she respects others regardless of status.

Okay so ACTUALLY getting to them, since de gives angel more attention (being built as a weapon mother gothel style requires more care than the Average CoD), licorice didnt really like her much at first. Finding her useful at best (being able to sense when others are near, being able to locate known objects with ease), and annoyingly slow at worst.

Shes really curious and just generally a very creative and empathetic person, when they spend more time together, his bitterness fades out a bit.

I have a lot of like cutesy type romantic stuff with them but idk.😭 I'll try to keep all that here so you can skip it if you want. Angel loves to invite him over to her room (presuming the cod all live in the castle... If they dont pretend i said she invites him to the castle) and hang out behind Dark Enchantress' back, Licorice usually says no before theyre together, but every once in a while he'll have a particularly bad day and begrudgingly agree to watch a movie or whatever angel feels like doing at the time. Arts and crafts or knitting or cooking or. Glassmaking or something idk shes always on her own thing.

Angel is very curious about cookies and Earthbread so shes constantly "bothering" Licorice about what his missions are like when she can't go. Or she asks about very mundane/normal things.

"Wow, so you all went to compete with royalty..? That's amazing... I wish I was there, too!🥰"

"So you just camp during missions? You sleep outside..? I wish I could do that... You and me should go camping sometime..."

She has a lot of interest in him due to both him being expressive and him being a very talkative and active cookie, seeing him as someone she can genuinely relate to. They are just very sweet i like them😁

[poppibranchlover]

I immediately fell in love with that new clip and I had to watch everything over and over!!! It’s the best thing I’ve ever watched!!! 😍😍😍

If I had a dollar for every time I've rewatched the third trailer thus far, I would probably have $20, which isn't a ton of money, but it's a lot of times to rewatch a clip.

[wtylas]

dear future me !

happy 2 years to this ask marinating in my inbox 🥳🥳🎉🎊🎊🎊🪅🎈 (ask sent on may 31st 2021 for some ask game from 2 years ago, it is currently july 18th 2023)

ive got nothing to do today so i might start working on this... and sorry gen for randomly putting this in your notifs LOL tell 2021 gen thanks for the ask 😋

dear future me, i hope you are well. i don't expect you to be living any sort of calm life because life is often tumultuous and must always have something thrown at you. but i hope that despite it all, you are well. i hope you have learned how to stand in the face of it all and i hope that even when it will inevitably gets hard, you are still able to stand up after it.

thats enough cringe stuff. I HOPE YOU HAVE A COOL HOUSE!!!!!! 😄😄😄😄 i hope you have a swag apartment that is also a loft that also has a secret room that also has a #modern #old fire escape that also has HUGE WINDOWS that is also full of cool furniture that you invite friends over and theyre like "Wow this is a nice house 😲" and their friends kids come over and they are like this house is now Playground and you are living in the COOLEST PLACE TO LIVE EVA

i also hope you get bangs. i also hope you make a reasonable assessment of that decision afterwards and act accordingly. we must beat the 5head allegations together..........

i hope you get better music taste. i cannot be skipping all these damn songs when its my turn on the aux fr...... i also hope you get better at driving so that you can drive people around and have people be like "wow lasi this music is quite sophisticated in nature 😲 the beats are scrumptious.. and delectable"

i hope you have many friends!!! i hope they are polite and kind. i hope they think that life without you is incomplete. i hope you fall in love!!! i hope you grow and better as a person. i hope you make people happy! i hope you dont just do it for the sake of them, and you do it because you really want to and because its a way of life for you. we gotta stop people pleasing man anxious attachment drives a girl CRAYZEE!!

I HOPE YOU PUBLISH A BOOK OR MAYBE MAKE A TV SHOW OR A MOVIE AND ACHIEVE WORLD FAME 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

i hope you start wearing crop tops! i hope you find out what type of fashion you like. i hope you dress elegantly in a way that tells the world that you are here. i hope you make your mark on the world in general! overall i just want you to have both a comfortable life as well as a present life. sometimes these are seperated ideas but often i think you may find that they are actually one in the same.

future lasi, life right now isn't all the best. for a time it was nice, but it got bad again. it's hard to be right back where you started. it makes you think if it ever was nice at all, if it was just delusion trying to hide what was really going on underneath it all, and it makes you wonder if it ever even is going to get better. i don't want to listen. i want to work harder and wake up each day trying to get better because i want to be you. i want to be the you that looks back on this silly post from my old tumblr i used just before college and that i am the one looking back at the young girl i was before i was a young woman and i am the one realizing that yes, i am cooler. and yes, i do have a cool house. and yes, i have people around me that i love, and yes i did get better. and even after that i will always get even more better. and that there will be more future mes and they will always be more awesome than the next.

AND THAT WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD !!!!!!!!! 😁😁

be ya later! luv lasi

[colesterstrudel]

Cute security guard anon (I'm early today lol)

We had to practice an active shooter drill today. Our protocol is to exit the building if the shooter is on the ER side of the hospital. If they're on our side, we have to run down a set of stairs and down a hallway directly behind our desks (there's an exit at the end of it)

We practiced both and lemme tell you 👀 security's job is to gather us and escort us out (may have to make multiple trips) and he was waiting at the bottom of the stairs and fucking picked me up and set me down. Now, I am a big girl. I was NOT expecting that.

He asked me on a date afterwards, so now we have a date this Saturday. He's taking me rollerskating and to lunch. We might see a movie, too. He said he's planning it on the fly because he didn't think I'd say yes. I am on a cloud 😁

HE PICKED YOU UP??? TAKING YOU ROLLERSKATING???????? DKSKDKSKDKDKDK YOU ARE THRIVINGGGGGGGG I LUV TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[sillyhahasilly]

1 & 17 for the ask game thang 😁

omg THANM YOU!! this was very fun :)))))

1. if someone wanted to understand u, what should they read/watch/listen?

music first--

this is one of my favorite songs ever. it encompasses the loneliness I have felt in my life perfectly, the longing for something more then myself. I have struggled w the believe that am inherently incapable of being apart, and have sort of a learned helplessness abt forming relationships, fighting w my need for emotional intimacy. I could never explain enough how perfect this song is man.

another song abt loneliness lol. there is a pattern here. when I was younger, before I realized that my mental illness was something that will forever be apart of me, I used to think that finding a friend group would fix me. also is a bit abt not doing anything to seek out the relationships u want.

what I want death to be like. that's all really. when I've experienced heavy sucidial ideation I actually planned to kms listening to this... so...

also mitski was my first step into my music taste today. I listened to her all throughout covid, so she really shaped me as a person. I've listened to all her music and can name her published songs within the first few seconds, I've tested this lol.

books ----

how it feels to float by Helena fox. all abt someone going thru mental illness shit. it's so good and it's the only book I've re read multiple times, like ever.

I grew up a warrior cat kid and I've never read a single Harry potter or Percy Jackson book.

I have a soft spot for mid wlw romance books with dark subtext. I rlly like horror.

watch --

used to be a huge stranger things fan and byler truther, but I've lost a lot of faith in the series. I still luv it dearly tho.

the anime movie a silent voice. I sob everytime and sometimes watch it purposefully to make me cry.

I really like realistic indie movies w coming of age themes. obv zero day. my fav movie is the florida project. i luv super dark times. my first non warrior cat related fandom I was in was for the newer it movies, peak mentally ill teen shit, so that really shaped me. i also love the pretentious movie that is a ghost story.

17. is ur tumblr a fair rep of the real you?

uhhhh this one?? partly. it's the edgy ass side of me. this timblr is only a week and half old and I've made it at the dawn of a terrible mental health drop so it's kinda like my mentally ill side. I feel like my main is more like my regular self, which is linked in my pin lol. tbh I don't think I even have a real me

[bloodmoon24]

Ugh! Ty SOOO much for pointing out that lying post about the fake confirmation about Joy being a lesbian!! /very positive.

As a queer bi guy who enjoys animation, I am honestly getting sick of Disney just blatantly being like "HERE is our first queer character for the 1937291047th time 😁!!" But its like...you barely show that character on screen in your movies for more than two seconds or have a single line in them. And I hate how everyone (mostly loser Disney adults in their 30s-40s) including young baby gays are just like "OMG Disney is SOOOOOOOO inclusive!!!💞💞!!! We luv ya Disney!!!!"

Not to mention that you're right, its not funny. In my opinion (although, its pretty much for everyone agreeing), I just hate how corporal companies like Disney just force queer representation just to make themselves money--they claim that """they care""" about queer ppl although its like,,,bitch, you don't. If you REALLY care, then maybe you should let Alex have gay cops in Gravity Falls and Dana do more seasons of a human and a witch in a sapphic relationship. And its not JUST Disney, but also Amazon Prime with Hazbin Hotel, too--the only reason why the show was so fast-paced is because Amazon and other shitty entertainment companies wouldn't even GIVE creators like Vivzie a chance of telling the story in a proper pace in doing more episodes so the only way to squeeze in the first half of the whole story was to quickly tell it and be done.

Like, I miss when we would have SO much episodes in ONE season just so we could see properly-paced characterization and story-telling in shows. But now television has gone to shit thanks to greedy CEOs and "I-don't-give-a-shit-about-your-creations-as-long-as-you-make-me-money" companies.

Sorry for the rant, I just wanted to get it off my chest 😅

Not the first time someone rant out to me, or me ranting out on someone. But yeah. And you’re welcome. I’ve been tricked thinking that Molly from the Ghost and Molly McGee was canon to be a lesbian, and that got me embarrassed when people told me it was a fake. It’s shit like this why I have trust issues. You don’t know what’s real and what’s not, and people are just twisting your balls about it

Like why the fuck are people making fake news? Since when have CEO’s gets so greedy over the years? Why do companies like Disney have to be a bitch about queer people and saying they support them, when we all knew that’s a lie?

God, when I thought the future got better, the people are still getting worse

To everyone who makes fake news like that, KNOCK IT OFF!! IT’S NOT FUNNY!! IT MESSED UP PEOPLE THINKING IT’S REAL INFORMATION!! AND IT MAKES THEM LOOK BAD WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY GOT THEIR HOPES UP FOR NOTHING!! AND DON’T SAY YOU SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE, WE JUST KNOW YOU’RE AFTER MONEY AND NOT REALLY SUPPORTING QUEER!!!

*inhaled* And now I’m done with my rant

[marytylerperry]

3, 16, 17, 18, and 20!

yay this!! 😁

3. What is a film you absolutely despise and why? oof I know there's gotta some but right now I can't bring myself to name at least one, I may revisit this again later.

16. How do you feel about talking during movies being watched at home? at home there's not a problem, at the movie theater it's an absolute no. Especially if it's a movie we're watching for the first time, I mean I don't know what's happening either, it's my first time too lmao.

18. What film do you think has the coolest poster? well I really think everything everywhere all at once has a cool design, also i Iike the first Deadpool movie poster, where he is imitating the shower scene in Flashdance but with bullets.

17. How do you feel about having snacks or drinks while watching a movie? totally onboard!!! luv sharing snacks during a movie, even if I'm watching by myself I sure got some snacks, movie is better when you are eating something.

20. What movies do you have on your current to-watch list? Disclosure with Michael Douglas and Deme Moore and Memory with Liam neeson and Monica bellucci (I know there's another one with Matt Damon I have hanging out there in a watch list in prime but I can't remember the name sorry xD)

Send me a #

[happenstnces]

3, 13, 15, 31 for the nosy asks :-) sorry im bored lol

eeep i luv answering these keep em coming 😁 nosy asks here !

3: do you smoke?

weed? yes im fully convinced that i now cannot function without it 😣💔 cigs? also yes (but only when im drunk bc it cancels out) however i did unfortunately chain smoke for a brief period of time bc my ex smokes like a damn chimney 😀

13: biggest turn ons?

when they're driving and put their hand behind ur seat to reverse OOOOH its so sexy

15: favourite movie?

atm its scream 6 (SO GOOD) but all time is probs moonrise kingdom bc it reminds me of my childhood best friend <3

31: what your last text message says

"no that sounds excruciating i would be bawling my eyes out" oomf ran into their ex situationship and it was a very awkward encounter LMFAOOO