#i love you smack barm

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

in honour of that post making the rounds again...

[ohtobeleah]

In the Chaos-verse, did Chaos tap Rooster out?

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Yeah. But it wasn’t something that you inherently wanted to do. Initially you weren’t going to bother. Bradley Bradshaw's graduation ceremony was held smack bang in one of your worst break ups. You hadn’t spoken since before Bradley was accepted.

“He needs someone to tap him out Y/n—“

Mav chewed you out as you sat in your car, you’d just finished a shift and after hearing your dad drown on about how Bradley was graduating with honours in ballistics combat, going to your ex boyfriend’s graduation ceremony was the last thing you wanted to do. “If not you, who?”

You knew Pete was right, even if it was slightly hypocritical of him to give you an attitude about whether or not you showed up for Bradley Bradshaw, considering his own tattered relationship.

But ultimately you ended up deciding it was better to show up then to regret it later on down the track. So, after stalling for twenty or so minutes before deciding to finally just pull the trigger, you stood before your ex, your only love, your best friend, with a bunch of flowers and a soft smile as he stood to attention—eyes forward.

He was the last graduate left standing in the quad. His commanding officers were about to pull the plug until they saw you making your way over to where Bradshaw stood. Deciding he deserved to have his moment like everyone else.

“I wasn’t sure whether to come or not.” You knew Bradley couldn’t answer you until you tapped him out. “But if not me, who?” You let the stat mention linger as you admired Bradley in his ceremonial uniform. “I want you to know I’m so unbelievably proud of everything you’ve managed to accomplish, you did it all on your on B-rad.” You had to wipe away a few stray tears that had fallen down your cheeks. “My best friend is a fighter pilot, that’s probably the coolest thing I’ll ever say—to anyone.” You beamed as you held your hand out. You were going to touch Bradley’s shoulder, but at the last second you settled instead for his cheek. Slowly but surely placing your palm against his freshly shaven jaw. Instantly feeling Bradley soften under your touch as he turned his head to kiss your thumb—cupping your hand with his as he cried with you.

“Thanks for coming.” Bradley sobbed before wrapping you in his arms. Reciprocating the gesture, you hugged him back a little tighter. His arms around your waist, your arms flug around his shoulders. “You have no idea how much this means to me—“ Neither one of you knew at the time but the photographer who had been capturing moments all morning had managed to capture the beautiful moment you and Bradley shared. Immortalising it. “I love you so much.” You heard him as clear as day, it crushed you. Made you cry just a little bit more because you knew that it would always end the same way. But it was inevitable what you said back, because regardless of you knew how it would end you were an addict through and through.

“You’re a pain in my ass Bradshaw—but I love you too.”

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[androidboy]

my tic that makes me hit myself got triggered while i was holding my phone except im wearin the hood up on my jacket so the smack post cancelled when i type in smack my phone suggests barm as the next word i love you smack barm pey wet

[tsunflowers]

I think if you're going to serve smack barm pey wet for 80p or otherwise you have to be as proud and confident as that man and I love him for it

[twogoliathbeetles]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united kingdom's government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating the uk as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u tea. I love u biscuits (not cookies. EW). I love u the queen the king. I love u smack barm pey wet. I love u bread sandwiches. I love u the beatles. I love u oxford vs cambridge boat race. I love u ok honestly the post i'm doing this to takes up my whole screen and i'm just going through and replacing bits of it and i don't have the energy for any more. but do you get how insane this sounds...

[yamchaas]

What do you think Cell likes to eat. Vegeta was known for eating aliens raw and now he eats rich, Frieza probably eats rich too and Buu eats everything, but what does Cell like to eat? And I don’t mean absorbing people either... does he even need to eat? Anyway sorry for this long ass rant.

Cell is actually canonically british and he loves a wigan kebab and good old smack barm pey wet 😌

[eldritch-elrics]

memes of 2020

so for the last couple years i’ve been keeping very casual lists every year of the most prominent memes - or, more precisely, whatever memes happen to make their way into my sphere of the internet. here is my list for 2020!

do x or take 25

world war 3

yanderedev discord server ban speedrunning

bernie “i am once again asking for x”

iowa caucus results

a man has fallen into the river in lego city

froggie chair

“do you fart” fish

penis music

animal crossing and doom eternal

disney’s first gay character

person in lab coat with test tube: finally / x

caramelldansen resurgence

babe! it’s 4pm, time for your dick flattening! / yes honey

coronavirus handwashing

biden burying a dog

characters explaining pickle rick

nice cock

hehe x go brrrrr

are ya winning son

music make you lose control / dancing triangle

when the x is y idk i never played the game

choose your quarantine house

gossip girl

the man behind the slaughter

x is returning to nature. we are the virus

facebook group where we all pretend to be ants

redrawing album covers with kk slider

coffin dance

raymond drama

how tf am i an essential worker

random chimp event

me? gongaga

x æ a-12

knuckles meme approved

brazilian football n64 intro

you do not deserve to have raymond on your island

women want me fish fear me

say so by doja cat

i hope this email finds you

trump coin

i heart hole

wait it’s all x? always has been

500 dollar mareep

big book smaller book

femboy hooters

i want to hurt you

straight ship for straight people, gay ship for straight people, etc

x be like “i know a place”

hannibal speech

hello jon apologies for the deception

microwaving ants

you’re crying from x? you’re seriously crying from x?

big buff dog and small dog

cutting up characters and they’re actually realistic cakes

deepfake singing videos (usually of baka mitai)

comic: is that your fucking fursona? that’s cringe

get stickbugged lol

thank goodness, you’re awake! x? y? z? what are you talking about?

pokemon master sex

you’re laughing. i asked x and you’re laughing.

your mother fucking life ends thirty minutes from now

good afternoon girl i’m in the water / girl help

mp100 is leftist propaganda

destruction caused by gender reveal parties

who’s watching? person who pays for the account, girlfriend free pass, parasites

jfk from clone high

my day be so fine, then boom

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

good morning to people who x, people who y, people who z,

petting gif maker

da vinky

fall guys anatomy

snapchat anime filter

WHAT… your Trans Gener…….

smack barm pey wet

cheesed to meet you

one bad gloop

hey shitass wanna see me speedrun

i wish all x a very pleasant evening

raybans sunglasses sale

he was forced to eat cement when he was 6

enrichment in enclosure

election memes

destiel canon

castiel went to super hell for being gay

finding out putin resigned because destiel canon

the entirety of nov 5

supernatural resurgence

bingus

so you’re non biney?

four seasons total landscaping

i’m not a fruitcake am i lad?

fruit (derogatory)

obama reading foucault to impress girls in college

i love you in spanish

i guess you are my little pogchamp

story of undertale

person at party: they don’t know that i x

glup shitto

if you x, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

twitter carp

biden getting the covid vaccine but he’s actually getting a tattoo

among drip

malewife + girlboss

year in show gifs

[emi1y]

this is an important question. have you seen the smack barm pey wet video??

i have seen it and i have loved it

[fagslasher]

I love when British people get mad like. Don’t you have some smack barm pey wet to eat

[gravityjunior]

You: I wanna suck smack barm pey whet man’s dick Me: girl... she don’t love herself 😔

Let me LIVE

[upperranktwo]

If given the chance, you would eat a Wigan Kebab AND a Smack Barm Pey Wet. Possibly even a Babby's Yed, at a push.

Are you bullying me because I’m Northern. You probably say Breakfast Lunch and Dinner. We all know it’s breakfast dinner and TEA 

Also, I’ve never been to Wigan BUT the pey wet with the mushy peas did look nice. I fucking LOVE mushy peas altho I don’t eat meat/fish so we’ll have to get rid of that. I’m down to try any Northern Cuisine

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.

[mojaves]

🥔

i would love to share a wigan kebab with you my sweet anon,,, perhaps even some smack barm pey wet while we’re at it

[bimbokingorodreth]

GUESS AGAIN: you’re the lobster queen and keeper of the secret marine lore, you look sharp as HELL in any victorian (or non) get up, and you’re the one person who will scream with me about smack barm and pey wet, even when I fail to make a bouquet out of them

go on anon and tell me at least 3 facts you’ve learned about me since following me

Oh you, you make me sound much more interesting than I really am. Thanks, love 2 keep the lobster lore and also I’ll never forget the impertinence of your pey wet bouquet.

[dyke-werewolf]

I love you with my whole heart and need you to know how hilarious it is when you defend British food. Like, love your culture and accent all u want, but ur defending friggin smack barm pey whet when u and I both know its just mush made to cram in a face hole. Efficiency doesn't make it less gross and it doesn't have to be gross to be efficient 😤

I'm not defending it for it's efficiency I'm just saying it's pretty classist to mock things which working class poor people made literally to survive during some of the worst periods this country had to offer. These things kinda became a cultural thing yknow. I know britain doesn't really have much in the way of culture but these little things are kinda important to me.

Like please, I'm begging you, mock the posh twats instead.

*edit* i probably haven't explained this well since I've only just woke up but like that's kinda the core of the issues i have with how people mock britain. They go for the wrong people and things

[indigogirled]

Pass the happy! 🌻 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications! :) ♥

ahhhh!!! you are so sweet 🥺🥺 ilyyyyyy 💕💕💕

hmmm five things that make me happyyyy let me see:

1. the little oinking noises piglets make fills me with such unexplainable joy 

2. making fun of trump! hate him! want him to die!! love making fun of him while he’s alive though, but would prefer him to be dead.

3. the smell of our beach house in the winter it’s like heater and cinnamon rolls and clean sheets and beach it’s fantastic 

4. the smack barm pey wet video has me ROLLING every single time i watch it i swear to god i love that shit

5. the song O Children by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and the song Seven Wonders - Early Version by Fleetwood Mac. those babies make me ACSEND!!!

thank you this was so fun 💖💖🥺

[drs3x]

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty" so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN" the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and smack barm pey wet