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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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“On the morning of Túrin’s birthday Húrin gave his son a gift, an Elf-wrought knife, and the hilt and the sheath were silver and black; and he said: ‘Heir of the House of Hador, here is a gift for the day. But have a care! It is a bitter blade, and steel serves only those that can wield it. It will cut your hand as willingly as aught else.’ And setting Túrin on a table he kissed his son, and said: ‘You overtop me already, son of Morwen; soon you will be as high on your own feet. In that day many may fear your blade.’”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Children of Húrin

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Let's do something (and this is directed SPECIFICALLY at anyone outside Britain) how did you figure out Robbie Williams was a person who happens to exist and is apparently a popular singer?

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Awesome mini highly decorated Roombox by @bigmansmallworld_

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

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fandom should have more moby dick aus. they should be like, just under hs/college aus in terms of popularity. just above coffeeshops.

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civic duty

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Walked into the local marriott and guess who was behind the front desk. yuuuuuuup. the immortal king of legend who vaporized so many people it permanently fucked up the timeline.

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Addio, 2008.

Eva and Franco Mattes

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post your mediocre art girl. anora can win 5 oscars. who fucking cares

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not having the courtesy to send rejection letters should count against your reputation as a company and i’m so serious about that

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happy new year!