#i love you guru

[temper-temper]

Very quick silly doodle I did for the fiancé of his horse Autumn Cheeze who exists over on @askrosemaryandguru

She works at a creamery making canned cheese and because of this she is finally happy and content in life.

It really is cats, cheese, and Jesus please 😔✊

[skipblebee]

I was rewatching Twisted while working on some projects and this scene reminded me of them lol

I love Twisted SO much u guys should totally check it out :]

[teddybeartoji]

me and suguru me and suguru me and suguru... mm maybe it's a few days after our first kiss (which isn't even a proper kiss btw i'll talk abt that soon too dw) and the air between us is just a little weird bc neither of us has yet to bring it up....

and now we haven't seen each other for the whole day too bc we both had stuff to do but. we have this Event in the evening and we're both supposed to attend alongside with satoru and shoko...

suguru's the last to arrive and by that time all three of us are a little tipsy already, laughing loudly at one of the tables together. he sees me throwing my head back, cackling at one of satoru's stupid jokes and suguru pokes the side of his cheek with his tongue. he hasn't seen me in a dress. ever. and now he's forced to take all of that in with the side of me boosting satoru's ego by going along with everything he says.

when he finally joins the table, his hand rests on the backrest of mine, his body towering over me as he teases satoru over smth aaand when i tilt my head back to look at him he glances at me and i die. thank you for listening to my tedtalk. no but yeah i blush and just try to keep my composure bc that shit is embarrassing as fuck he should not be having such an effect on me jfc.

he sits way too close to me too. mind you, we haven't talked properly in like two days. his hand stays behind my back for the rest of the night, his thigh bumping against mine as he manspreads on his seat (😒😒) but the second he sees me roll my shoulders and squeeze my eyes shut, the first signs of me getting tired, he leans closer to, his lips brushing against my ear. "want to go outside, hm?"

shoko gives me an awfully Knowing smirk but i go with him anyway (obviously).

(his hand stays glued to my lower back for the entire time he guides me through the crowd.)

i rest against the wall of the building and he stands in front of me, a few strands of his hair falling from their slicked back place as he places a cig between his lips. he lights it while keeping eye-contact. he's got that grin on his face. i hate it (he looks so fucking good).

he takes a step, now standing tall and proud right there in my own personal space. he's way too close. but it's not like i'd ever push him away. so he stays; inhales the smoke and then exhales it to the side. and then he's raising his hand to me and places the stick between my lips without a word. he watches how i breathe it in in slow motion. he can smell my perfume. i blow the smoke in his face and all he does is stare at me with that look on his face.

"you gonna kiss me again?"

"you want me to?"

i want to punch him.

"oh, fuck off."

he hums, his eyes flicking to my lips when he sees the corners twitching, an annoyed smile threatening to break out.

"you look really pretty... " his words trail off, his eyes heavy as they meet mine.

"yeah?"

"yeah... " his fingertips dance on my waist, treading on thin ice, on the thin fabric of my dress and i just wish i could crack open his head and see what he's thinking about. i swear he's even closer now; i can hear him taking in another puff of the cigarette and i can feel the warmth of his body against mine. i can feel his thigh pressing against mine. "i missed you, you know?"

okay, so i really want to punch him.

"and who's fault is that, hm?"

his grin stretches wider. he likes it when i push back, talk back. fight back. it makes this little game of his even more fun.

but before he can trap me with his sweet, honeyed words, the door slams open and out stumble shoko and satoru, their arms locked as they talk way too loudly. i turn to look at them, suguru doesn't. inhale.

he hums to himself again as he holds back on the urge to push my hair behind my shoulder to expose even more of my skin, his teeth itching at the mere thought.

exhale.

[ficandkaboodle]

I’m about to get tied up and paraded around town until they lock me in the stocks in the village square but. “He would not fucking be a hardcore dom/possess a Daddy Kink.” That creature was created in a lab specifically to be a soft switch at best and you have him out here slamming you down, choking and slapping and spitting on you when we know this man cries at the idea of calling you a bitch even during what you both know is banter.

[allgremlinart]

I’m so sorry but I am completely incapable of taking any “nooo femininity is under attack because someone didnt draw this fictional lady in a dress and/or with her tits out nooo feminine women are being erased” take seriously like.. I promise you feminine women are in no danger of disappearing from media whatsoever lmao..  idk how to break this to you but putting Princess Peach in a jumpsuit isn't misogyny... 

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

I am happy to see writers finally making fun of save the cat. I love save the cat. it's great. but I am so relieved

[forbidden-interlude]

Marissa just needs to listen to plan b by Megan thee stallion a few times she’ll be alright. And obviously I wasn’t with them but it seems like their whole connection was giggling and sex

[freakrenaissance]

Just got the craziest idea:

Ok, so we all love the din fics when he falls for the new member of his crew as she takes care of lil green bean baby... but what if she has a secret?

Not just that she's kinky crazy in love with our tin can man, but that she's a part of a rare alien species: they're born in 2 parts.

No, she's not a twin. Her people are born into two bodies, that share a consciousness (to a degree) & they feel everything that happens to the other... though they have different kinks & preferences (one is sweet & soft, & the other is similar, but craves ownership & corruption), they are ONE.

Due to the fact that they're so vulnerable (if one dies, they both die), & the fact that their people are nearly extinct, they keep their alien biology a secret... their whole life...until they meet din.

Maybe it's the baby who outs them? Force sensitive toddler can't keep a secret 😆 or, they're both on the crest (one stowed away), & din comes back early from a hunt, to find the mirror image of his crush cooing over his son. Idk....

I have many ideas I'm too afraid to write down (yet), but i loved this one so much, I had to post this lil thot before I forgot it! 😬

I blame the glorious monsterfucker writers i follow for this tangent... & I'm thrilled 😆

(If anyone takes this idea & runs with it? Please, tag me 😆 I expect it to disappear into the void until I get the courage to get the laptop out, but we'll see 🤪)

[toastytrusty]

if u have any more romelukas headcanons to share I would love to hear them 👀 this ship is so underrated

oooooo okokok omg

to #me they started getting close before the gojo deal, with rome kinda seeking lukas out now and then when he needed to get away from Family Drama (tm), and lukas always let him because at least with roman around things are a little less boring. personality wise they keep each other in check really well, roman having a kind of delusional manic optimism towards the world and lukas having a much more nihilistic realistic worldview. they balance each other out yk. i think lukas probably had a thing for rome pretty early on but rome is so oblivious to both lukas' feelings and his own and also is on the aroace spectrum (ace panaroflux) and just. does Not pick up on Anyyything so they suffer the necessary queer situationship for like a year. rome is also probably very flippant and dismissive of lukas trying to connect, because he is just. so scared of attatchment and being genuine. but they'd do mundane shit like watch movies and play video games and go boating on that bigass lake. lukas would try to get rome to open up to him but he never would, not yet at least.

i think romes explosion on the mountain started a kind of a temporary fall out period; lukas realized rome was not like. in a good enough mental place or situation with his family to persue any real relationship so they both kinda back off but but it also makes lukas want the company even more bc he realizes how badly rome needs out of it.

after the gojo deal i think rome takes a lot of time away from the company and his family and everyone he knows in general, maybe for about a year, just kinda traveling the world and learning how to be a person without anyone else's influence, because he needs that. get a dog, eat some steak, yk. not talking to anyone, just off on his own. i think what would eventually draw him back is shiv's baby; it would probably take him a few months to actually see them, but once he did he would realize how badly he missed having people around him, and even though he didn’t regret his journey of self discovery, he knew he was done with it. after spending a few weeks with shiv and baby, he would find himself reaching back out to lukas, and eventually make his way to wherever tf lukas lives in sweden, and kinda just. never leaves.

i imagine roman would move in without ever really making it a thing? he would just show up one day and follow lukas around, and lukas would never really comment on it or ask where he was or why he suddenly wanted to stay. maybe he had a guest house or guest room waiting, hoping that rome would come back eventually. rome never reapplies for waystar or any of lukas' various assets, he is chronically unemployed and just. hangs out. they give each other something to do; hiking and late night campfires and general company through all things. it's like a petty unspoken challenge to see how long they can go without either of them acknowledging that there is anything past Pals going on. like gay chicken except they are actually gay. i see them as endgame in the way that they never really. Acknowledge? anything between them? they just kiss and hold hands and sleep in the same bed every night. but like, in a bro way. totally. don't think too hard about it. over time they come to understand each other better than anyone else and spend like all their time together.

i can totally see roman spontaneously proposing out of the blue one day, in the way he did with both tabitha and gerri, a kind of insecure need to be reassured that he isn't going to be abandoned, as well as having this kind of transactional perspective on relationships and being deserving of love. i feel like they could adopt a kid at some point, and compete to see who could be the better parent. roman would try sooooo hard to be a better dad than logan was and end up being really indulgent, and lukas would have to be the voice of reason. while roman would go for overcorrection to try and make up for his shitty childhood, i feel like lukas would be a lot more timid to be super involved, but would ease into it and do a really good job.

[kharonion]

For the ask game! 🍓💄❤️

• red emoji asks •

🍓 Does your OC believe in anything? Are they superstitious? Religious? Atheistic? Has anything in their past made them this way?

For a long time, Vikt doesn't. His life is his corp; there isn't a place for anything else. It's not until he's terminated and left without hope that he starts embracing some sort of belief. Misty fills that void perfectly, offering him a spirituality that can be molded to what he needs it to be. He wouldn't qualify himself as "religious" per se, though.

💄 What does your OC think of their face? Do they have a positive or negative opinion? Do they wear makeup? Do they have a skincare routine? What traits do they like most about their face?

Vikt doesn’t think about it. It’s inconsequential; it’s never mattered. It’s only with Kerry’s, uh, Help™ that he actually finds things about his appearance that he likes, namely his eyebrows and asymmetrical freckles. He doesn’t consciously wear makeup for a reason. Reality is, it serves as an avenue for him to mask in public spaces; only the people he trusts implicitly see him stripped of it. The most routine he has is washing his face every morning and night, as he doesn’t see much benefit in complicating the shit at all.

❤️ Who is the most important person to your character? To what lengths would they go to protect this person?

I think y'all know this answer... but yeah, it's Kerry. Shocking, I know. That man is Vikt's entire damn universe, swooping it like it was destiny (coughs in "red string of fate" trope). It might seem dramatic, but Vikt will do whatever he needs to protect Kerry. He will murder, he will ruin, he will cause chaos and uproar. God fucking help whoever puts his darling in danger; they won't live to do it ever again.

[temper-temper]

Happy 1st Anniversary @randomgurustuffs!!

(Of dating, not marriage)

My love, What can I say expect that this relationship has been a blessing from God and an answer to prayers I never dared to pray. From the moment we met I knew you were someone I enjoyed being around and that you stuck out to me as someone different- someone highlighted in my life- though I had no idea at the time you’d become my husband. To be frank, back then I couldn’t even begin to think of you that way! Look at us now, you have been a such a good influence on my life since the moment we met and after everything that happened you stuck with me, understood me, and showed me respect almost no other person has. For you, my dear, I am extremely grateful. I wish I said it more often and I wish I had the words to describe my love for you more often as well because you really do mean so very much to me. I hope I could at least show it a bit in the fact that I tried very heard to draw us accurately for this event. You know how long this took and how much I toiled over it but you are worth every hour of struggle and annoyance. Guru you are my best friend, I can’t wait to spend more time with you

I love you ❤️

Love, Temp.

[dykenav]

someone needs to take me on a fishing trip that spiritually restores me and mysteriously heals me of all trauma and mental illness symptoms like the one derek took cristina on in season 7 of grey’s anatomy

[waru-chan8]

Fermín Aldeguer and Alonso López posing infront of their garage

... and them being idiots.

[gojo-mochi]

Who gave him the right to dress this fucking cute

i wanna suck his -- and make him -- and have him --- my --- and ---

[chickie456-chickencoop]

Patrick Star) I love you ❤️