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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
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Oh Temu-Toji.... how I love you so
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
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ok honesty hour - what kink did you develop that blindsided you?
#MMMMMM like the subservice male kink? if thar make sense#૮꒰•༝ •。꒱ა softy reblogs#I’m mostly a sub so I never saw myself as a dom before… but ya know
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is
the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me
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*𝘄𝗵𝘆’𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁?*
𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭… 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦.
*?*
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Hey, you. Yes you. Hold that fictional person's hand immediately
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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
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stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes
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something, something about the 141 men all being quite obsessed with you, placing bets who could get you first— everyone thinks it’s Kyle, he’s charming, handsome, who wouldn’t swoon at his feet?
Maybe even Johnny, he’s a bit of a dog, but he has a way with women, by some miracle, and he’s smart, maybe it’s his blue eyes.
No one thought it would be Simon, their lieutenant, of all people, anti-social, rough around every edge. A brute, curt, wears a skull.
Then one day, they get a message in the group chat from Simon, a picture attached. Kyle can’t believe it, Price, the dirty old man, saves it to his phone instantly, Johnny has to do a spit-take because there in the photo is you.
But it’s not just you.
It’s you perched on Simon’s lap.
Naked from the head down, back facing the camera, with your face buried in Simon’s neck. Simon gets a low enough angle, gets a perfect view of your pussy, stretched wide over his fat cock. Puffy and swollen, glistening with your sopping arousal.
With a simple sentence:
‘Look who I found’
✦.─Masterlist─.✦
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sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
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everything looks like a nail when you've got a hammer and every song is actually about the character when they're on your mind 24/7
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ask game for fanfic writers! 18+ / nsfw questions below the cut.
feel free to tag others to join and participate! if you're mentioning anyone in your responses, make sure to check their dni / byf criteria first.
thanks to @/dotcie and their ask game for inspiring this one!
__φ(..) : do you have any writing goals this year? for instance, is there anything you want to try out or experiment with?
(´。• ᵕ •。`) : talk about the fic that you enjoyed writing the most! and don't forget to link it in your response if it's published!
o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o : is there a trope / au you'd like to write more for?
(☆ω☆) : what's the word count of your longest fic to date? how long did it take to write that fic, and would you write another piece of that length (or longer)?
(*¯︶¯*) : is there an author that you wish would receive more attention? tell us their url, and rave about them!
(๑˘︶˘๑) : do you write with or without music playing in the background? if you do, which artists / songs do you recommend?
o(≧▽≦)o : which fandom(s) are you most involved in? which character(s) have you written the most for?
(ノ*°▽°*) : how do you go about characterization? any advice on how you go about character analysis and interpretation is appreciated!
(☆_@) : have you experienced imposter syndrome? if so, write down 3-5 things you enjoy and admire in your own writing!
Σ(°△°|||) : what's the sweetest inbox message you've received from a reader?
(ノωヽ) : what do you use to write – paper and pen? in your notes app? gdocs or ellipsus? directly in your tumblr drafts?
(っ˘ω˘ς ) : go through the reblogs on this ask game, find a new author that you haven't come across before (make sure to check their dni / byf criteria!), and read one of their fics – highly encouraged to leave comments, tags, and reblog their fic!
(°ロ°) ! : how do you get in the mood for writing? do you intentionally set time aside on your calendar or rely on sheer bursts of motivation and hyperfixation? do you have any pre-writing rituals?
(。•̀ᴗ-)✧ : what makes you immediately fall in love with a fic?
〜(><)〜 : share one of your nsfw fics, and explain the inspiration behind it!
(# ̄ω ̄) : what's your biggest struggle when it comes to writing smut?
☆⌒(>。) : what are you like when you're writing smut? are you turned on or contemplating very seriously? do you have a pokerface, or are you a flustered mess?
┐( ̄∀ ̄)┌ : what are 1-3 kinks that never fail to arouse you? what are some that you wish were used more in fics?
ヾ(。><)シ : have you ever written smut in front of others? if not, would you write smut in public for $10? assume that if someone paid attention, they would be able to catch glimpses of your screen / notebook / etc.
(□_□) : any advice on how to describe sex positions without explicitly using terms / names?
(◎ ◎)ゞ : have you ever masturbated to a fic before? and if you have... share the goods... if you'd like...
(づ◡﹏◡)づ : can you write porn without plot, or is plot a necessity? and more generally, if you do write porn with plot, how do you balance the two?
(_ _)> : what do you think are characteristics of a great smut scene / fic? conversely, what might ruin a smut scene / fic for you?
(=`ω´=) : drop a nsfw fic that you read recently. make sure to include any relevant warnings!
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pupper got four teeth pulled today :')
she resting home now all good, seem like I was more stressed then she is
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