#i love you emily axford

[onegiantmeep]

red & the boy of destiny

[katiefratie]

Emily!!!!!! I'm literally so glad she's still here I thought she was gonna be gone 🥺🥺

[cowgirls-blues]

They're turning a new feather!

@quiddie ACOFAF 2 when???

[vampirehayfever]

fabian paying for fig to cheat at school (using his dad) as long as she puts a flint pistol to his banker's head is beautiful and a sign of true friendship.

[navarice]

all wanda childa did was show up, be so tiny, give THE oscar worthy performance that would make Hollywood executives shit their pants to give her a franchise, die, be carried off so tinyly by a fake rendition of the rage god 's champion (w/ top tier symbolism), and leave men absolutely traumatized

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

the sandra lynn / fig conversation is driving me Insane. fig saying that sometimes she doesn’t wanna exist as herself at all…not wanting to ask her friends how they see her (because she’s afraid to hear their response) saying that to someone she is a monster and she Cannot stop thinking about it. sandra lynn starting the conversation saying she needs to step up but is also simultaneously taken aback about what fig expresses and doesn’t know how to responds to it and suggests getting ice cream. sandra lynn saying “convincing people they deserve good things is really tough” talking about herself but how it also reflects fig. insane!!

[feelingtheaster99]

Murph: You gotta honor the cock *winces as he hears what he just said*

Emily: *so proud of him* That’s my HUSBAND, baby!

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Murph: Uh, and you may now use your pixies! Emily: Finally! Alright, my pixies, uh, first one's gonna go ahead towards, uh, towards the Wraith, and do their once a day Polymorph. Murph, realizing: Oh… Emily: So do a, uh-- Murph: Wait, how many pixies do you have. Emily: Eight. [Murph laughs.] Caldwell: Goodness gracious. Murph: This… is some bullshit. And I love you for it. Emily: (laughs) I am assuming that if he gets messed up, then the rest of these guys'll get messed up. So. First one gonna Polymorph on the Wraith. It has to do-- it's only 12, Wisdom save. Murph: Okay. Uh, first Wisdom save is a 19, passes. Emily: Okay, second one's goin' after 'im. [Jake laughs] Murph: Uh, 15. Emily: Okay that passes. Third one's goin' after 'im. Murph: (inhales) 7. Emily: Fail! Murph: Gonna burn a legendary resistance. Emily: Yeah you will! [Caldwell and Jake laugh.] Murph: This is… Jake: God, I love this game. Murph: This is sneaky and bad. Jake: This is why we listen. Emily: Fourth one's going after him. Murph: Okay. Oh my god, that's another 7. Emily: Is he gonna burn another legendary resistance? Murph: He's gonna burn another legendary resistance. Emily: Okay, fifth one's goin' after him. Murph: That's a-- 13? Emily: 13 passes, but it's actually a 5, so he fails. [Murph and Jake gasp.] Emily: Does he have any more legendary resistances? Murph: One more. Emily: Okay! So he's got-- we've got two more pixies. [Murph laughs.] Jake: Oh my god. [Emily laughs.] Caldwell: Best game in Vegas, let's do it. I like these odds. Murph: I am… flabbergasted. Jesus. Okay! He'll roll again. Emily: So, do another roll. Murph: Okay. I'll roll in front of you, right here. [Caldwell gasps. Emily laughs.] Murph: … that is a 9. Emily: That's a fail! Murph: What do you turn him into? Emily: Imma turn him into a dolphin, of course! [Caldwell cackles.] Murph, as the players laugh in the background: You guys see, as you guys are all riding full speed, on motorcycles. This horseman, just-- the horse, and the man, together turn into a dolphin, and then just begin flopping on the ground and falling behind everybody else. Emily: And there's one pixie left. Because that was the-- there's one pixie left, and that pixie's gonna cast its once a day fly on, uh, Pendergreens' motorcycle. [Caldwell laughs.] So we fly into the sky. Murph: Holy shit. Emily: So that I can attack him from the air. Murph: So you guys just take off-- Pendergreens (Murph): Aw, fuck yeah, this fuckin' rules, man!

[dusts-insanity]

"I WANNA HURL, HURL, HURL

ON SORORITY GIRLS

I WANNA SPEW, SPEW, SPEW

ON FRATERNITY DUDES!"

Don't look too closely at literally anything 🙏🙏

This. This is an au where everything is the same but the Infaethable Bass is made for baby fig trust

[olauivers]

i want a billion seasons of fantasy high (junior year) purely cause of how the players act with each other???

the dice throw from Brennan after the first Box Df Doom role, them all clapping when someone roles well, "spring break, i believe in you", Blimey, ect

[doreensladle]

level 1 punk to level 20 punk

[thelesbianluthor]

Dale Lee fighting the angels at every chance to give his wife Sofia tax advice and watch the deers with her is the sweetest most heartbreaking thing ever.

[apollothegod22]

Figured out my dream d20 season cast let me know what y'all think

PCs:

Emily

I love her so much and I need her to be in every season ever please and thank you

Aabria

Love her as both PC and GM, but when she's a PC, she can chill more and just focus on one character and make them one of the best characters ever (looking at Karna and Antiope). Plus I NEED to see her and Emily work together. I'd love to see her GM for a campaign Emily's in, but I want them to get shit done together.

Zac

he's great

Ally

Need Ally in more sidequests immediately, mice and murder and nsbu are not enough

Brennan

LOVE when he's a PC, he always plays the most heart-wrenching characters

Ify

I've only seen him in NSBU and he's so great at what he does I need him in a different setting stat

GM:

Murph

Unfortunately I have the ADHD that makes it extraordinarily difficult to listen to podcasts and not have the visual input of subtitles. As much as I've been able to hear I love NADDPOD, but it takes far too much effort to try to listen to. I want him in the dome behind the screen please.

HEY READ THIS PART!! I know all of these people are busy, I'm not saying that they have to do this because I want them to, I'm just having fun with what I would like to see in the dome. I know all of these people have their own very busy lives and all that. I'm just having fun, don't make it weird please.

[vampirehayfever]

the world is right again, ayda gave adaine and fig a geocache location. sapphics and autistics we are so back.

[flash-of-stupidity]

"Your music sucks now. It sucked then. There's no genre in which you can take refuge. Your natural shittiness will leak into every chord you play for the rest of your life, which is gonna be fucking short."

Imagine a girl that you have been having obsessive dreams about for TEN MONTHS, who you (maybe?) saw die in your backyard (which means she found out where you live), shows up to your school (where she isn't a student), and then says That. Take 2d4 psychic damage and disadvantage on your next attack for that vicious mockery.

[vp-gilear-faeth]

emily axford rn