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doll-0f-flesh · 5 months ago

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HEEEYYY GIRLLL.

moots pls, i just joined ☹️☹️😫

i live for mike faist

my only purpose on earth is for kate bush, my wife and mike faist my husband

@kurtcobaingirlie teach me how to use this more please..😭🙏💐

#i love ur wife and husband

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daiwild · 1 year ago

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"Relax, Angel, you're in good hands."

#insert meme of girl doing other girls makeup here #azira wants their makeup to look as good as crowleys #crowley is like: just use ur magic #azira did and still came out looking like a clown #tguhh i love my wife big smile emoji #good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #aziracrow #good omens fanart #go2 #aziraphale #crowley #daiwild

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pumpkinrootbeer · 1 year ago

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just so you know I'll never recover from the ending of magi like yeah in general it left me devistated but Jafar's final appearance being him back in the sindria robes still with this just steadfast never ending belief in a man who he devoted his life to and who then in return betrayed him on such a fundamental level. like im gutted.

#:v #jafar magi #Magi #the only way I can describe the ending from Jafar's perspective is cruel like that's the only word #how they end out his character. back where he started waiting on sin. I can't man I literally can't #sinja #in spirit #Like it's worse than kill your gays it's leave ur gay abandoned and waiting for his dead husband to return #Hes literally a 1920s house wife leaning against the window wistfully wondering when his husband will return from war #Like I do enjoy this emotion from fiction but I'm not sure it was the intended effect #I need to lie down #Jafar makes me so miserable BRING HIS HUSBAND BACK #where's my ''jafar I'm home'' for post magi .#He's still waiting on sin to come back. he still believes in him #what's more heartwrenching Jafar's last interaction with him being jafar thinking he had really gotten through to sin when it was a lie #or that not even being enough for Jafar to lose his faith in Sinbad.#I can't fucking do this #It was such a come to grace moment for Jarfar too #He was literally pleading with Sinbad he was so desperate to get through to him #all love and devotion and faith and Sinbad threw that all back in his face and betrayed him #AND JAFAR IS STILL THERE. WAITING. HOPING. LOVING.#IM GONNA VOMIT

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skullmoss · 8 months ago

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ANY TIME I SEE PEOPLE HATING ON SHANE AS A MARRIAGE CANDIDATE i know they are not True Fans of Stardew Valley who have been there since launch

i was playing the game since it dropped. i remember how thirsty everyone was for shane, lamenting how he wasn't a marriage candidate. i was there when concernedape put out a poll to decide who the two new marriage candidates would be. i voted on that poll.

i am a true fan who's been there since the very beginning and i think shane is neat and good.

#like penny is My Wife she is My Favourite i love her So Much.#but i also love my sopping wet sad stinky chicken husband shane.#you can speed run and min/max your farm all u want but if u hate shane as a marriage option u are not a true sdv fan.#im sorry his room is messy and gross and doesn't fit your 'aesthetic' it just means ur a boring control freak.

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vagabond-umlaut · 3 months ago

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i wanna be knight!satoru's pretty little housewife so bad...

#ppl: gojo-san what is ur wife good at? cooking? sewing? cleaning?#my idiot husband: everything 😎🥰#cut to me nearly burning down our cottage while making soup #me accidentally tearing a shirt i'm supposed to mend a small snag in #me starting to sweep then giving up screaming on meeting a big ant #satoru has two jobs:#(1) fighting and defeating all his enemies brutally on the battlefield #(2) taking care of me and whatever mess i get into when he is home #[unlike the kingdom i always pay him very handsomely tho...#a kiss---A VERY NICE VERY LONG VERY LOVING KISS *MWAHHH*]#now i wanna make a moodboard for us!!! 🥰🥰🥰#satoru 💞 kit #kit muses 💭

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arospecsyourblockdudes · 2 years ago

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I love how Jimmy always ends up as someone’s crazy trophy wife during the Life series except that time he was in a toxic polycule

#jimmy solidarity #life series #like flower husbands ranchers bad boys #mayb trophy wife is the wrong word bcus he contributes he’s just a bit silly #and the Southlands were a very toxic polycule I love those wrecks #flower husbands was his real trophy wife era #Scott is making them houses and their underground farm and Jimmy is like Omg ur the best I gambled away a cow <3 #and Scott was like what’s wrong with u 😍😍😍

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carmelide · 2 years ago

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it's always gon be FUCK phillip crane 🤞🏿

#to sir phillip with love #tspwl #eloise bridgerton #philip crane #bridgerton #no but i seriously hate that nasty man #shitty dad AND a shitty husband?#pick a struggle #but srsly #were we supposed to like him?#like 'ah yes i hate my extremely mentally ill wife 😍'#and we were supposed to say #'ugh YES he's so foine'#julia quinn count ur days #julia quinn

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master-of-the-opera-house · 2 months ago

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Decided to make myself known as the Sophie obsessive with a ton of photos of her (and her siblings):

Plus one of Franz and his son Maximilian, as a treat:

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#THANK YOU FOR MAKING YOURSELF KNOWN???#Sophie was SO attractive ngl hhhhh. I'm glad she enjoyed her weirdo ((affectionate)) husband and i only WISH #We got to know more of her beyond the assassination and being Someones Wife™ i do. Even if that Someone is my blorbo #Ye know if you ever have sophie books or sources do absolutely let me know! I already find searching for #Remnants of Franzi difficult 50% of the time so ur truly a stronger soldier....... 🫡#Anyway ive always loved that tennis photo ive been meaning to redraw it for ages he looks so DEAD <3 #Notes to the Opera Populaire

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softfuzzyships · 5 months ago

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RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KGUAJGUSKGNDIGJAJFKDJ MY HANDSOME MAN IM FUCKING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

#URHRBGIDNYKEBYKSNS MY HUSBAND #he sensed i wasnt paying attention to him. im sorry honey i love u #and ur stupid ass outfit #i cant decide if i like the outfit or not lol #the top half is ok. acceptable #👑my own checkmate #also my wife is here #cc

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detestable-darling · 5 months ago

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drunk again, thinking abt how love is undying

#had a rly good chat w my grandma yesterday at the cafe she took me to #abt her late husband #she accepts my spirituality is wiccan but i ovc dont dissuade her from talking abt christianity #the way she describes heaven as not a place but a feeling #one where ur known #no words spoken #she spoke w a man who lost his wife but the love never died with her #god...........#love isnt physical it IS a feeling #love and heaven are two in the same and thats so beutiful to me #how ppl expect u to get over grief like its the flu #how the grief is just as permanent as the love #life just grows around both #so beautiful #i hope i can put that love into nearly as lovely words some day #u can see love in the eyes.... oh how she could see it in his eyes #i hope my bf can see the love in mine

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hofftrans · 7 months ago

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haven't watched the fallout show yet bc I know I'm going to be an insufferable hater but also seeing all the fallout hype is making me so tempted to get reinvested in my fallout 4 oc and I need y'all to stop me from hyperfixating on garbage again

#when the oc ur most attached to is from the game with the most writing issues #i have essentially rewritten 90% of fallout 4's plot just to make it compelling and interesting to me #the short version is: prewar hitwoman gets pregnant from her affair w detective valentine. Goes into hiding and settles down w Nate #their relationship is awful and Nate is a pretty horrific husband and the only attachment she has is a baby she also resents #only to watch her shitty husband die but also the baby that relies on her and her alone being stolen #and then tracking down shaun more out of guilt from not really wanting to have him in the first place #but also having him be the only reminder of her past love and also a possibility for someone to love her unconditionally #i love my toxic wife Jane Doe shes trying so hard

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bibleofficial · 1 year ago

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okkkkk the funeral museum was adorable - massive - and well done !!! so many old hearses 😭😭

#stream #omg like the post-morten photos 😭😭😭😭#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLA the victorians would just #prop em up & take some cute pics xx #OF THE BODIES 😭😭😭#there was one of this child standing & holding his dead brothers hand but like the fucking casket is vertical so the dead one also ‘stands’#ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA LIKE 😭😭😭😭 OK VICTORIANS #this was just the culture in the west like now we think that’s ‘icky’ but it was how we memorialized the dead. like u gotta remember u cut #ur finger & died back then 😭😭 like children ? making it to adulthood ? groundbreaking #ANYWAY #still cute !!#omg the little famous people exhibit had this little tv playing photos of famous animals that have died & would describe them ‘famous #television and radio actor’ & it’s like Terry the dog 😭😭😭#ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLA IT WAS SO CUTE #i loved it truly #oh my god then there ALSKALSKALKSLAJSLAK THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY COULD U IMAGINE THIS: u get a couple and they request a custom casket for #3 bc their kid died so [THEY WERE PLANNING A MURDER SUICIDE & BE BURIED W THE CHILD] but they didn’t go through w the death but the husband #ended up dying later & then u get a call #from the wife asking for a refund like ALSKALSKALKSALKSLAKSLA #THIS IS YEARS LATER ? A REFUND ? 😭😭😭😭 BITCH WHAT #ITS A CUSTOM 3 PERSON CASKET WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO W IT BITCH DAMN #KEEP UR MURDER SUICIDE DEATH BOX 😭😭😭#anyway they also said ‘yea it’s been years & company has changed hands so we’re … not refunding u ? lol’ & then they never heard back & now #the museum has it ALSKALSKALSKLAKSALKSLAKSLA #SCREAM #it made me laugh 😭😭😭#A REFUND ??#A REFUND ?????

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jrueships · 1 year ago

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jrue holiday please? 🥺

ifuckin LOOOOOOVEEEEEE JRUE HOLDAY!!!!!!!!!

#HOLIDAY #i was gonna put a milf/malewife/girlboss category but i ran out of room 😭#but YES he is my HUSBAND my WIFE my GIRLFRIEND my MAN my man my mannn!!#THE BUCKS FANDOM ARE SO MEAN TO HIM LIKE DO HIS HAPPY LITTLE HOPS OF CELEBRATORY JOY #mean NOTHING to you?!?!?!?!??#i love him hes so cringe #he would honestly fit so well on the pacers in terms of personality lol #but the bucks are gr8 bcs it's a team of embarrassing old dads which i love #ALSO YE S #F I N A L LY. I GET A REFRIGERATOR MAN #ugh i love him hes so handsome mother #i hope jimmy stays away from him #ted tumbunity things #LOVE this choice THANK YOU #ACTUALLY I FORGOT A SQUARE highlight gets bullied in ur minds for me pls lol #which would give him SEVEN bingos!#i cant believe i missed the whole bully thing when i constantly make fun of him omg..#check my swaggg (instagram link

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vidovy · 1 year ago

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Guys that one drawing with Frank and Ruth already having wedding rings n one of my mooties going "WEDDING?" made me feel like we got married and we didn't tell y'all..

I FELT TERRIBLE, WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME ? WOHOWHO WAIT WOULD YOU ASSIST TO OUR WEDDING???

#this is serious business mooties #crying cause i'm imagining y'all watching us kiss on the altar as husband and wife.......#imagining u and ur f/os there hehe #oooo how would your f/os react to it... like. .. attending a wedding with you..#ough so fun to think about #mmm unless it's something u don't like ofc mhmhm understandable!!#anyway FUCK I need to marry him #i'd love making a whole friggin dynamic but. i'm a lazy af too.#PEOPLE DOING WHOLE ASS EVENTS TO MARRY THEIR F/OS!!?!?!? /POS #should I #could I #• frank 🚐

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molluskzone-moving · 2 years ago

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i hate being called male terms or even receiving masculine compliments sometimes (i especially hate the word handsome...) but for some reason getting called boyfriend makes me 😳

#especially if its teasing like... okay... can i take your hand in marriage #wont be ur husband tho im your wife but your boyfriend too. *gerard way voice* and ALSO... ur girl #ive always hated masculine compliments for everyone basically. its why you always see me calling ppl pretty or beautiful here #even when i was a kid and my mom would b asking me about male celebritie id always just go 'that ones pretty i guess'#and then shed say 'omg boys arent pretty' well im NOT calling that thing handsome #also dont like the word gorgeous #if i say pretty it means ur attractive. if i say cute it means im in love w u. if i say beautiful??? i am imagining us getting married #those r the only compliments i will give based on appearance the other ones are just weirddd #well ok hate is a strong word i dont HATE male terms #i just used to rlly distance myself from bein a woman and it was harmful for me in the long run i think #so like ehhh idk i dont like it :/#plus people irl being super weird about my gender. cannot comprehend that i am in fact a girl #insist on not using she/her for me EVEN WHEN i explicitly tell them that i use those prnouns #like. huh???#who is that supposed to help...#im so jaded atp id rather get called he than they #just by the amount of people who ignore boundaries and call me they bc theyre. uncomfortable with gnc women i guess???#sorry if this comes across insensitive but honestly i dont care im so sick of people treating me like that #smells like homophobia 2.0 but from ppl who are supposed to NOT do that #like i always call ppl the pronouns they ask me to but apparently that does not go both ways the minute im gnc

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ladysophiebeckett · 5 months ago

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rheynera: you struck down a child

dameon: but i did it for me--i mean u--i mean us.

#i love their uncle\niece\husband\wife fights #'u used me as a tool!'#'my brother used u as a tool!'#okay stop stealing her words #its hard when ur competing with ur wifeniece for the love of ur dead brother

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