#i love u.... gay magnet.........

[sioneve]

There is a drunk korean customer hitting on the number one cutest karaoke staff 💦

Korean Maki x Japanese Nico AU

This is inspired by a trend on Twitter a while ago where people draw Korean X Japanese girl (see the QRT and you’ll be flooded by lots of cute art)

of course being the nicomaki trash i am, i draw this AU for them, I think it’s my favorite AU now 😇

why this makes sense for nicomaki: 1) Pile is half korean 2) I just want to draw it

i got a nkmk infection in my brain- this whole story only took 5 seconds to write in my head 👇

Maki is half Korean-Japanese & currently on a medical student exchange in Japan. There she meets Nico, a staff at a karaoke place that Maki frequently visits.

Maki can’t take her eyes off Nico since day one but being the loser she is, she buries her feelings. One night, Maki gets too drunk and spills everything out in Korean right IN FRONT OF NICO and when they're getting closer- Maki: *pass out* Nico: ...huh? huh??

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The next day Maki frantically apologizes to Nico for all the embarrassing thing she had done & Nico forgive ofc Maki: did I do other things to you? Nico: nothing... Maki: oh thank god Nico: haha yeah, you're definitely not trying to kiss me Maki: haha yeah Nico: yeah Maki: Nico:

(It's going to be so entertaining when Maki finds out that cute girl is actually 3 years older than her...)

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AND ANYWAY with that apology happening Nico is being called to work again and before she left, she said

"Dont mind it :) Let's introduce ourselves properly next time, of course when you're sober haha"

Maki, the night later being the loser she is:

YAZAWA-SAN... I LOVE YOU.............

translation of the mixing language gay despair maki-chan:

"Why are you so cute? Isn’t it unfair to be that cute? Is she asking me out on a date? I can’t stop thinking about you… ah, it’s bad, I’m mixing up Japanese, Korean, and English. Really, I’m so hopelessly in love, what should I do??? (ㅠ ㅠ)(ㅠ ㅠ)"

new character unlocked, say hello to kousaka honoka, daughter of a local bar owner

translation of the mixing language gay despair maki-chan(2):

"I'm not okay at all. I am in love… uahhhh Yazawa-san is so CUTE!!! What should I do???"

If I ever made a nkmk doujinshi i will totally pick this story (unless there are more exciting story in the future we will never know) there is so much to explore with this AU flustered maki-chan who is head over heels for nico and nico who like to tease maki-chan oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[astrow1zar6]

Synastry observations 🫀

Someone’s Venus in your 7th house means you view the Venus person as your ideal partner. You may have not known what you wanted in a partner until you met this person. 7th house person catches feelings fast.

When someone’s Mars lands in your 1st house you can view the Mars person as being annoying.

Having your moon in someone’s 8th house can be very one sided especially on the moons part. I’ve been both the moon & the 8th house person. Being the moon person can make you scary obsessed with the 8th house person & make you very controlling over house they express themselves. As the 8th house person I only felt a mild attraction to the moon.

Mars conjunct Venus synastry is the best aspect for sexual attraction hands down (especially if man had mars and woman had Venus)

Sun square moon synastry can become drawn to each-other like magnets & can be attracted to each-other due to opposite qualities. This can become a big problem in the long term because those differences that once made you attracted to them can make u repulsed once the honey moon stage is done. Have to learn a lot of compromising to make this work.

Lilith square Venus shows that the Lilith person can use the Venus person for sex ☹️ even tho the Venus person wants something deeper eventually. Very toxic relationship.

Lilith conjunct ascendant in synastry will have the Lilith person acting out of character. Usually theirs always something taboo or forbidden about this relationship (ex; big age gap, one is married, lesbian/gay relationship etc) whatever it is it’s not seen as “acceptable” so this can lead to a secret relationship. Lilith person if married will ruin the marriage just to be with the ascendant. Will want to touch and stare at the ascendant person A LOT. It’s almost like it’s painful for the Lilith person to be apart from the ascendant person physically. This can either scare the ascendant person or attract them. Be careful as the Lilith person you becomes really obsessed.

I notice with Venus opposite someone’s Ascendant the Venus person views the ascendant as extremely physically attractive while the ascendant person usually only has a mild attraction to Venus. But once they get to know each other the ascendant person will start to feel deeply attracted to the Venus . Relationship that gets better with time 👌🏽

Moon square moon in synastry never really work out. This synastry is what you think of when you think Sam and Ron from Jerseys shore lol. Very attracted to each-other but cannot understand each-other emotions which causes constant bickering. Takes a lot of acceptance and communication to work. One or both may never feel deeply understood or feel judged.

When you see Pluto square ascendant in synastry. RUN. This can be a very dangerous placement if the partners aren’t mature especially Pluto. The Pluto person can be scary obsessed and controlling with the ascendant. The Pluto person usually isn’t aware of their own behavior but if not put in check can become very abusive and manipulative towards the ascendant. The Pluto person can become extremely jealous and vindictive if they see the ascendant bonding too closely to someone else. Pluto wants to completely possess the ascendant. In some cases it’s left the ascendant with terrible trauma.

Saturn in 8th house synastry shows a lot of sexual tension that can’t be expressed right away for some reason. Leads to repressed intimacy because of certain circumstances or fears of rejection.

It’s very difficult to be mean to someone you have a sun/Venus synastry with. (Especially trine & conjunction) with this synastry aspect you truly love each others whole being, known as a “true love” aspect. You can let your partner get away with things you normally wouldn’t let anyone else get away with 😏

When you have Venus in someone’s 1st house you’ve probably been told you look aesthetically good together. Your physical appearance just fit perfectly (eg: Barbie & Ken)

You haven’t experienced a soul mate connection until you had a sun conjunct moon synastry. I know this placement is talked about everywhere but it’s so true!! Finding this person feels like coming home finally🥺 if it’s in a double whammy either (another conjunction or opposition) it can be hard for others to split you guys up because of how close you get! Be careful for clinginess especially on the moon persons part.

If you have Saturn square mercury with someone you can find their humor to be very dry & boring.

Venus in Scorpios are very attracted to Pisces suns.

[sitp-recs]

HII do u recommend any short/quick read drarry fics?? No angst please hehe

Glad you asked anon, I LOVE reccing short fic! I already have a few lists (here and here) so I took this request as a challenge to do a list with fics under 3k that I don’t see recced often. Hope you enjoy these!

The Department of Perfect Timing by americanmoths (T, 929 words)

It's very like Potter to try to adopt a muggle child at the end of Draco's shift.

Measure My Lordship With Thine Vulgar Aye by @starquestingfordrarry (M, 1k)

Draco buys some Muggle magnets for the office.

Snow On Snow by @tackytigerfic (T, 1k)

Harry and Draco were deep undercover in Europe, and had to pretend to be a couple. When everything went wrong, they got out by the skin of their teeth.

A Brush With Potter by @maesterchill (T, 1k)

Draco NEEDS to get his hands on the latest toy racing broom for Teddy. Trust a certain messy-haired Gryffindor to thwart his plans.

My tidings aren’t glad, they’re ghastly by @lemonlimelea (G, 1.2k)

“Potter, what are you playing at, sending me a bloody Christmas card?” A new tradition is born.

halcyon days by @the-starryknight (T, 1.3k)

Sleepy mornings caught while the sun rises are reserved for silly word games and soft touches and feelings.

Phoenix in the Fire by @fw00shy (E, 1.4k)

Their first time was an accident. "Sex pollen," Draco claims, though everyone knows it was too much Ogden's after Puddlemere beat the Tornados 240-230.

Tidings of Comfort by @blamebrampton (G, 1.5k)

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. Luckily for Draco Malfoy, London has places where the tired can rest and recover.

and another one by @nv-md (M, 1.6k)

Draco has a few too many drinks after a row with Harry, and Harry has to come to his rescue... sort of.

In The Wings by @cavendishbutterfly (T, 1.7k)

Ballet has been a path to healing for Draco after the war. Now, it's his final performance in the starring role, and his boyfriend is in the audience for the first time.

I Must Be Lonely by @sweet-s0rr0w (T, 1.8k)

Draco works nights at the Ministry security desk. Sometimes, he sees Potter.

This Time Again (Next Year) by @gryffindorhearts (T, 1.8k)

At thirty minutes to midnight on New Year’s Eve, Harry is buried under a mountain of paperwork. Only Malfoy, his long-time coworker and one-time lover, could have any hope of distracting him.

magic in the making by @getawayfox (G, 1.9k)

I didn’t see Malfoy for a year after the trial. When Gin told me that, according to Pansy, he had opened a little posh bakery in Mayfair, I thought she was joking, so I went to see for myself.

Nectar by @jtimu (T, 1.9k)

Draco's first Animagus transformation doesn't go as planned.

I, Ferret by curiouslyfic (T, 2k)

Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.

Receipts by @moonflower-rose (M, 2k)

Pansy and Ginny have made a stupid wager and Draco may be the one who comes away a winner.

Willing Blood by @lqtraintracks and @the-starryknight (E, 2k)

Seven days together, years ago; seventy-four hours and thirty-eight minutes trapped in this house alone; and now one chance to stop himself from draining Potter dry. Will Draco take it? Will Harry let him?

Chicken Shop Date by @sorrybutblog (T, 2k)

Draco and Harry sit down for an interview. Or is it a date?

Almost-but-not-quite by @pineau-noir (G, 2k)

Immediately following the Battle of Hogwarts Draco Malfoy stumbles across the last Time-Tuner in existence. He had intended to go into the past to try and right his many wrongs, but magic sometimes does what it wants.

Thrice Bound by @skeptiquewrites (M, 2.3k)

Once by nature, once by fate, and once by choice.

The Art of Seduction by playout (M, 2.3k)

Harry and Draco are Auror partners assigned to go undercover at a muggle gay bar frequented by drug-dealing wizards.

Light Years Away by @lettersbyelise (M, 2.5k)

No one told Harry about the training courses young Aurors and Curse Breakers have in common, just like Harry never told anyone about his one-night encounter with Draco Malfoy two months prior.

like the sun came out by @academicdisasterfic (E, 2.8k)

Harry realises that Draco loves him, and it's like waking up.

Secretly, between the shadow and the soul by @teacup-tai (T, 2.9k)

The thing about surrender is that once you accept the unavoidable rhythm of change, the surprising uncontrollability of life, and the astonishing inevitability of feelings, it is easy.

Market Saturdays by @sorrybutblog (M, 3k)

In which Harry is an accidental part-time cheesemonger, Draco is an organic farmer and they fall in love. Not an AU.

[archangeldyke-all]

*pulls up in a go-kart, flings a clipboard at u and speeds off*

- sev with a hypersexual reader

- sev with a succubus/incubus reader

- sev with a milf reader

- sev with a reader who trains dragons

- sev with a singer/famous reader

- sev with a teacher reader

- sev with a reader who belly dances

- sev with an introverted reader

- sev with a mechanic reader who fixes her arm from time to time

- sev with a danger magnet reader

- sev getting addicted to a certain worker of babettes

- sev with a artist reader

SEVIKA RAHHHHHHH

☁️🍄

mushroom cloud!!! a million thoughts...

men and minors dni

be sure to check out my masterlist, some of these i've already written little blurbs for!!

sevika with a succubus reader would be soooo cocky, absolutely certain she can can outlast you in bed, only for you to fuck her into incoherence while you laugh down at her mumbling, drooling face.

sev with a belly dancer reader would always come to watch you practice. just eye-fucking you through your entire routine. your instructor would have to kick her out, but she'd just be in the hall with her face pressed against the glass of the door, still watching you with hearts in her eyes.

sev would adore an introvert gf. she's an introvert herself, so the two of you can be found cuddled up at home or tucked into a private corner of the bar, recharging after a long day. sharing books with her?? netflix and chilling?? cuddles galore?? the dream...

sevika with an artist reader would be absolutely enamored. she'd always be swiping paint or charcoal off your cheek for you, and every single time you draw or paint something of her, sevika would have to steady herself and take a few deep breaths to keep from bursting into tears.... she's such a sweet baby i love her.

taglist!

@lesbeaniegreenie @fyeahnix @sapphicsgirl @half-of-a-gay @ellabslut @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner @shimtarofstupidity @love-sugarr @chuucanchuucan @222danielaa @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther @gr0ssz0mbi3 @ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @leomatsuzaki

[ecstarry]

thank you for the lovely tags @angel-daydreams @ninety-two-bees and @pretentiouswreckingball <33 mwuaaah

bellow the cut for pics of the items he he

np tags: @star4daisy @fromagony @sixlane @velanavis @c0mbatchameleon @itsjaywalkers @thundersarts @lavenderhaze @aurorboros @honeybcj @sunfl0w3rmoon @thatcoolguyeli @arcturism @static-radio-ao3 @royalthorned @theicarusconstellation @cieloculto @prongsfish @bloodbruise @staringathesunbabe @emlovessid @luckydandelion1 and open tag!!! i loved this pls tag me if u do it

[melomania-p]

my vocaloid headcanons!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

• meiko + kaito are married, and the kagamine twins are their children. usually, people say that miku is also a sibling of the kagamine twins, but i don't hc that personally.

• miku and rin are best friends, but rin has a crush on her and she doesn't know.

• rin is fucking EVIL. (len is your average middle school boy)

• the meme squad canon real. (vflower, fukase, utatane piko, and oliver being a friend group.) and because oliver is the youngest, he gets spoiled. like "maknae on top" type shit.

• gumi and gakupo are in an arranged marriage, and ryuto/gachapoid is the child they had for tax benefits. (although, they actually ended up loving the little shitbag, and gakupo is ACTUALLY in love w gumi. gumi's just in it for the money tho.)

• oliver is a menace. like he's the playground bully.

• gachapoid is that kid that lies all the time

• neru is a cousin of the kagamine twins

• haku is miku's cousin.

• miku has DID, and the other "versions" of her (zatsune miku, hagane miku, shiteyanyo, calne ca, etc.) are her alters.

• miku is actually pretty chill.

• miku celebrates everytime a new synthv voicebank comes out, because she thinks if she does that, she'll get a synthv voicebank.

• gakupo is the type of mf to be like "i'm so evil and fucked up" while cuddling a hello kitty stuffy

• kaito is IMMENSELY fruity. (he's a bicon fr)

• len suffers from gen alpha brainrot

• vflower is a FUCKING lesbian

• fukase and len are those straight guys that act gay as hell

• the powerfx-loids are one giant family

• maika and yohioloid are dating

• neru and haku are dating. (but neru's tsundere ass would NEVER admit that)

• kaai yuki and oliver are those kids on the playground who "date" eachother for like two days for no reason

• kiyoteru hiyama is kaai yuki's dad.

• kiyo is a shitty teacher

• he most definitely has a favorite student and it's yuki, bcz she's his daughter

• kaai yuki suffers from night terrors

• the kagamine's are accident prone. (self-explanatory)

• utatane piko and SF-A2 miki are brother and sister

• luka is a homewrecker, and she's trying (horribly) to sabotage kaito and meiko's marriage so she can be with meiko

• luka is a RAGING lesbian

• miku has a crush on luka (yes i ship negitoro, leave me alone, my first vocaloid song was fucking MAGNET. THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS. and my miku is an adult anyways ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡)

• rin is lowkey a yandere

• luka is a literal idiot.

• maika and vflower are friends, and they talk shit about ppl together

• vflower is dating yuzuki yukari

• gumi cheats on gakupo with IA

• IA doesn't know that gumi is in an arranged marriage with gakupo

• lily is neru's older sister

• oliver thinks he's better than everyone because he's british

• seeu is a YG entertainment trainee

• the kagamine twins are part filipino, and can actually speak fluent tagalog.

• maika teaches vflower spanish in her spare time

BONUS!! kasane teto

• miku thinks teto and her are friends, meanwhile teto hates her with a burning passion.

• teto hates everyone at this point

• teto is really fucking weird and ridiculously pessimistic

• multilingual queen �� (of course)

• she officially went insane after becoming a synthv

• the other synthv voicebanks have to literally keep her contained so she doesn't do some stupid shit like eradicate taiwan or whatever.

thank u for coming to my ted talk

[formulapookie]

soo i’m writing a marcmarc fanfiction and Im going to make it multi chapter, it’s going to explore a bit Bez’s internalised homophobia and his path towards the light (fucking with Marc)

and i’m going to upload it both here and on Ao3, if you like it i’d love for you to leave kudos, no pressure tho obv <3

I took a bit of inspiration by @anitalianfrie and some ideas from @yeastinfectionvale because the two of you are the most dangerous marcmarc psychosexual supporters I relate with

Below you can find the fic, if u enjoy reading on Tumblr more than on Ao3❤️

2024 pre-season

It was cold, but still, Marco was sitting outside the ranch, it was around 3 in the morning he supposed, thoughts clouded by the joint he was still finishing up.

He was trying to reflect on something that had been seriously affecting his life lately, or rather much someone.

Marc Marquez.

Since he had signed with Gresini the Spaniard just seemed to continuously pop up into his life, whether it was on track or not, like last week for example, he was out with a group of his friends and who did he meet at the club he went to? Marc Marquez, drinking with a guy he thought was a friend of the man, but the more he thought about it, the more he remembered strange details, like a hand lingering a bit too much or a few glances casted in a very lustful way.

He archived the memory as a made up one, a result of the not so little amount of alcohol he consumed that night.

Plus, Marc had a girlfriend, and even if he didn't, everyone on the grid was straight.

All the jokes, flirty ones even, were always platonic and between friends, he did that too with Pecco, and it wasn’t like he was…gay.

He had had a girlfriend until a few weeks prior, when she decided it would’ve been a good idea to cheat on him and dump him via text of all things.

The joint was coming to an end, and with it all his will to stay outside and freeze, looking for a warm blanket and a snack instead.

Memories grew along with his hunger, and the frames of his mind ran back to the night he saw Marquez at the club.

Shirt buttoned just halfway, a silver necklace adorning his neck and bouncing slightly every time he moved.

His smile, a painfully magnetic one, drawing people to him like moths to a flame, like his eyes, profound and deep.

But what Bez remembered the best were his shoulders.

Broad, muscled, tanned and glowing with sweat, moving up and down rhythmically when he laughed.

If he focused enough, he could remember peeking the outline of one of Marc’s scars from the hem of his shirt, and something similar to a hickey on the juncture between his neck and shoulder, sinfully on display.

Fuck, why did he remember those things? He was pretty sure that a blonde flirted with him that night, he was sure she was hot even, but he couldn’t remember a single detail from her, just from that small fucking bastard

As his mind stopped wandering Bez realized he was back into his room, an half finished protein bar in hand and an obviously painful bulge in his pants.

Fuckfuckfuckfuck how did that happen? was it the blonde? it couldn’t have been Marquez, could it?

The answer came when his dick twitched at the mention of Marc’s name.

cazzo

He was conflicted: should he let it go away on its own or act on it? because he knew the moment he would’ve touched himself thinking of his rival it would’ve been over for him.

Seeing him in the paddock, on insta or at one of the clubs would’ve meant remembering this.

No no no he hated Marquez, this was just the smoke speaking for him, he always got a bit horny after smoking, it wasn’t different from other times.

Except it was. It was so much different, this longing he felt for the older guy, the need he had to just lick his lips and bite down on those delicious looking shoulders, grabbing his neck and crushing their lips together.

Bez also remembered the cologne he was wearing; it smelled like woods and fresh, he didn’t know much about perfumes but that was surely a smell he wasn’t going to forget it easily.

“Maybe it’s not that bad. Just once, one time and then I’ll forget about him”

he thought while sliding into bed and slowly slipping his hand into his pants.

It was embarrassing how quickly he became vocal about it, softly of course because he didn’t want the other guys or worst, Vale, to hear him moan out Marc Marquez’s name and finding him like that.

He stroked his cock with growing speed, twisting his wrist when he came close to the tip, gritting his teeth and grabbing the sheets with his free hand.

“Marc-“ a suffocated plea leaving the boy's mouth, but remaining painfully present in his room, floating around as a curse.

The more he thought about the Spaniard the harder he got, he wanted more more more.

He wanted Marc, in all his stupid perfection, he wanted him to choke on his cock, or bouncing on it, he wanted Marc to be as desperate for him as Bez was for the man.

“Si si si” a trail of words left the boy’s mouth to get lost into the silent and cold night in Tavullia, alongside with Marco’s orgasm, which hit him hard and fast, ropes of white liquid staining his abdomen and part of the sheets.

He went to the bathroom to wash his hands and getting cleaned up, being extra careful not to wake anyone up.

He looked at himself in the mirror, cheeks red, puffy lips and glassy eyes, pupils still blown wide from the smoke and the excitement of the recent jerk off session.

He knows he will have to face what he just did, because what if it wasn’t just Marc? What if it was men in general? Could have he been bisexual? To be fair he was a bit scared to know, what if Vale or one of the guys found it disgusting? what if his family did?

Could’ve he kept that secret for long?

He doesn’t think so, honestly he’s scared of loosing both families at once for something like that.

No no, he ultimately decided.

If he understands he likes guys he’s going to keep it for himself.

It’s going to be better for everyone that way

[keyishacolecat]

do you have any book recommendations? pls i need lots 💙💙

this is such a loaded question friend. but lucky for u, i am procrastinating assignments, my take out has yet to arrive, and i just finished another book!

horror fic has been my choice for the last several books

the centre by ayesha manazir siddiqi is about a young Pakistani woman living in the UK. she's a translator for Urduru films. language and translation are central to this book. people are becoming fluent in a matter of weeks in complex languages.... the centre is gorgeous if not entirely mysterious, magical even. but whats the catch?? beautifully written. vivid details. anisa is a flawed, honest, and genuine feeling mc, as are the people in her life. i just finished it a couple hours ago n i miss my girls.

slewfoot by brom is set in 17th century Connecticut. our protag, Abitha, is not from this town but she does he best to adhere to the Puritan standards, if not for her well being, than that of her husband's. something stirs in the outskirts of the village, in the forest and beyond. she finds help from an unlikely source while also fostering a deep inner power of her own. these characters felt so well thought out, the writing is magnetic and the action is well paced. it puts so many preconceived notions right on their head. i loved this book and can't wait to read brom's other novel, the child thief, a retelling of peter pan and the lost boys!

sister, maiden, monster by lucy a. synder was oh so gay and oh so cosmically horrendous. this is like h.p. lovecraft wasn't a weird racist. this is like if biblically accurate angels were once just women in love. this is horrifying, visceral, and relevant to our COVID world. i was gawking at so many of the details. there are so many monster themes actually, it's perfect. the story is told through 3 povs of 3 different women. and we love women! and horror! i didn't expect to pick this one up but I'm so glad i did.

mary: an awakening of terror by nat cassidy do u know what it's like to be virtually invisible? forgotten? disaffected? do u know the pure joy of having a precious collection, adding to it over time, and it being almost ur only reason for living anymore?? then you're a lot like mary. and mary is a lot like plenty of women who get the chance to live beyond adolescence, who are cast out by society-- deemed invaluable. mary is utterly lost at a time in her life she feels she should have it all figured out. she goes back to her hometown, an ambiguous small town in the middle of the desert, and some unlikely characters help her piece things back together. i finished this book feeling so close to mary. we are friends now. there is mystique, horror, fables, myths, bad guys, mysterious architecture, and well mary is not the most reliable narrator. loved this one too.

the last house on needless street by catriona ward i had no idea where this book was going and i loved piecing the narrative together through several characters and their povs. it forces u to confront ur own biases regarding mental health. u are sympathetic to the characters in the most painful, heart wrenching ways. there is murder. there is mystery. there is missing children. there are cats. this book surprised me and it was fun to have to find a couple reddit threads to be sure i was understanding the story correctly. i felt like i read this kind of fast! which is always fun too.

brother by ania ahlborn this one pissed me off a bit. but in a good way because i was so deeply invested. this one is set in Appalachia. i'm not one for stereotypes, especially bc i think Appalachians have a bad rep and it's of no fault of their own. that being said, the insular feel of the book and the absolute claustrophobia those mountains create in this story were like a character in it of itself. our protag, michael, knows there's something beyond. he's seen them on colorful postcards. but his own mind and his own heart seem utterly trapped here. this one is heartbreaking. it's horrifying. and it'll make u dizzy from the amount of times u change ur mind. excited to read her other novel, Seed, because this one stuck with me so much!

a couple honorable mentions that fit the theme:

the vegetarian by han kang korean food. infidelity. art. nightmares. inexplicable mindfucks! this story was scary because it felt very.. possible? no monsters this time. no spells. just... the mind deteriorating. could happen to any of us.

a certain hunger by chelsea g. summers what if girlbossing is just a quick pivot from sociopathy?? what if the crimes are so much more gratifying than say, fame or fortune or even love?? women can be sociopaths too, you know!! this one is fun bc the protag is crazy and it's fun to slip into these characters. cathartic even. omg did i mention, she's a foodie too! just like me :-)

[i-think-it-is-tuesday]

⚠️I SAID N🚫 WAY ⚠️

I arrived at my dorm room as I was beginning my life as a college student. I am a freshman. I am just starting out in living an adult life. I was sheltered and don’t know much about anything really but I do know one thing. That one thing is I like boys!

You see I say it and I believe it and the world doesn’t come to a resounding crash and finish it keeps rotating round and round and round and round and no matter how many times it goes round I will still like boys. Am I Gay? No. But I STILL LIKE BOYS! NOW THIS WAS A FINE DAY. IT’S BEEN CIRCLED ON MY CALENDER FOR SEVEN YEARS. I DID NOT KNOW WHICH COLLEGE I WOULD GO TO - EVEN IF COULD GO AT ALL - BUT THIS WAS THE DAY I WAS GOING TO THE ONE I WOKE UP IN MY BEDROOM FOR THE FINAL TIME.

WHEN I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY IT WOULD NOT BE IN THIS BEDROOM OR EVEN IN THIS HOUSE. I HOPED IT WOULD BE SOMEPLACE FAR FAR AWAY IN ANOTHER STATE. maybe another country! BROWN UNIVERSITY! BROWN! I AM ON A FULL RIDE ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP. THIS IS WHERE JFK WENT AND HE BECAME PRESIDENT. THIS IS WHERE JFK JR WENT AND HE WENT IN LOOKING LIKE A DORF BUT HE LEFT AS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. every thing has been perfect. I made the drive in record time. I DON’T THINK ONE RED LIGHT DELAYED ME. it’s been absolutely perfection.

BUT NOW THIS! I CANNOT FUCKEN BELIEVE IT. I’M SO EXCITED AS I’M RUNNING AND SKIPPING WITH MY LUGGAGE TO SEE MY NEW HOME AND MEET MY NEW ROOMMATE. They’re laughing upstairs. I’ve heard that throughout my life. You make plans and G-d laughs. He’s probably enjoying my predicament and He’s the Ultimate Reality TV Producer. HIS SHOW IS CALLED REAL LIFE. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! You don’t understand. Nobody will understand. MY NEW ROOMMATE IS THE MOST GORGEOUS HUMAN BEING I’d EVER SEE. I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM BEFORE I SAID ONE SINGLE WORD. Oh shit, I’m stressed and not touching myself. YET I GLANCE BACK AT HIM. HE’S BEFUDDLED AS I’M STANDING OVER HERE AND WONDERING WHATS GOING ON. MY DICK DIDN’T GO THROUGH IT REGULAR CYCLE. I SAW HIM AND I CAME INTO MY PANTS WITHIN THE FIRST 15 seconds of seeing him. NO TOUCHING MYSELF. JUST HOT CUM FLOWING FROM MY COCK. I came again as I’m thinking the thoughts you’re hearing from me right now, actually before.

IT’S WHEN I SAID, “FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, THAT I HAD SHOT MY SECONG LOAD IN MY PANT”S. OH, I FEEL THAT TINGLE AGAIN AND MY UNDERWEAR IS SOAKED IN MY OWN CUM BY JUST BEING near THIS BOY. I only wanted to cry and curl up in a great big ball and cry. No, it can’t be that bad and I look up to the face I would have drawn if I knew how to draw. He’s going to kill me by just being himself and I can’t resist as my dick shoots just seeing his face. Every movement is like torture. HE LOOKS WORRIED. My dick is work outing a plan to cum again and just watching him think, I cum again. I’m exhausted. Ten Loads maybe more from just looking at his face and tall athletic body. P L E A S E ! •• I B E G Y O U ! •• RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ • YOU’VE MOST LIKELY HAVE HEARD THE TERM R I Z Z WHAT DOES IT MEAN. It’s a new term that means that the person has a personality. That’s both magnetism and charm which is equal to what we know as charisma and therefore we get rizz.

He returns to our dorm and says he’s been that we got a good thing that we should take advantage of since we’re friends. We’re both fighting for good grades and these nights out late drinking beer has yielded very little for the effort given by him. And me I such a cool guy but I’m not confident about being outed as gay before you have the agency to stand up and say, I’m the lucky one. YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK, like it’s been in your mind every single day since you saw me. And I similarly would like to have my dick sucked by you my best pal in the world. “YEAH” I say. And if you ain’t getting any, and you need to breed some some times by shooting your cum into me. We’WILL BE CLOSER THAN BEFORE. they say my seed enters into you and every cell in you body will work silently and diligently so that you’ll begin to resemble me. . Yeah, keep dreaming

[dolliedollprincess]

When I was in school I had a LOT of success stories from just believing in myself heavily, here’s some!

- When in classes, I use to make time speed up, literally all my classes went from 45-1hr to 15mins

- Took all my grades from 70s-80s to 100s & 90s without doing a single lick of work. I never did ANY hw or work in the classroom I was literally just on my phone. When taking tests, I would just choose random answers & I always got back a 100.

-I use to skip class ALL THE TIME, to the point where they told me I need to come in after school hours & make up for it or I wouldn’t pass. Ofc I was like nah, they got the wrong person & they emailed me a week later saying my attendance was perfect & that I had been there every day of the school year LOL this prob my fav one

-Was scripting a whole man, had a dream abt him that night & guess what? In my morning class we had a new student & IT WAS HIM. Unfortunately, I was too freaked out to actually talk to this man but we did have the cutest interactions throughout the school year & I know now if I wanted him he would find his way to me meow!!

-Besides the scripted man, I actually made all my crushes approach me & made them befriend me. These were pretty popular kids so i also became well known :3 I was invited to fun functions w my crushes & all of them had confessed to me. This includes girls & guys, it was just crazy to me that they were attracted to ME I was like :0 no way!! I made everyone gay !!!

-Made sure all my teachers adored me, even the ones people swore were born in hell. They would literally give me 100s for no reason & bring me food & let me skip their classes YUP I would literally tell them I’m skipping ur class and they’d be like ‘okay👋😄 I won’t count u absent’

-Manifested my principal letting us keep a pet rat LMAO this one’s just a silly one but I loved that little dude

-I also just manifested being a people magnet & gained a lot of friends & popularity.

After covid I lost 90% of my friends so I knew I had to do something abt it or the rest of my school years would be hot garbage. Inspiration if you’re still in school, YOU GOT THIS !!!!

[queervocasongtourn]

Queer Vocaloid Song Tournament: Side C, Round 1

Please listen to all songs before voting!

Erase or Zero by CrystalP feat. KAITO, Kagamine Len

VS

Flyway by Halyosy feat. KAITO, Kagamine Len

Propaganda under the cut!

ERASE OR ZERO

"idk man have u seen the project diva mv ???"

"the MLM version of Magnet"

"They are so gay to me. Their vocals harmonize so well and it's a shame this is like one of 3 originals I've ever seen of them dueting, it's a tragedy"

"SEGA MAY TRY TO HIDE IT WITH THEIR HIGH FIVE BUT I SHALL NOT BE TRICKED"

"the rare mlm jam, erase or zero depicts a tragic love where the both of them are trying desperately to meet each other again, just one more time, no matter the cost."

"I feel like it was THE Kaito/Len song back in the day"

FLYWAY

" "Find me! Take my hand! Dance! Call my name!" :("

[gallacrafts]

🎆 GALLACRAFTS SECOND ANNIVERSARY PROJECT (& Theme 21)🎆

It's MAY now! Which means, the time has come

The Mission (should you choose to accept it):

the 2nd anniversary project is to make crafts which will be turned (if you wish) onto Redbubble merch (t-shirts, mugs, stickers oh my!) that you and anyone else who wishes can buy and wear and use and love every day 🥰

here's how it will work:

The Why: basically every month we have people asking for crafts to become merch, so for this project we thought WHY NOT?!?!

The What: the theme for May will be THROWBACK THEME 2, meaning you can revisit any of the previous themes from two years of Gallacrafts

The How: it's a COLLABORATIVE project if you want it to be, so grab a partner or a group now

The When: posting day will be Sunday 21 May

The Where: we'll work our magic to set up a Redbubble store in June with your designs plus some special anniversary designs we'll put together. the store will be open all of July which is our second anniversary month!

we'll do reminders in May but for now put on your thinking caps and grab a partner or group! -> This is the reminder!

there's also this month's theme This Kiss to keep you busy in the meantime 😘

Frequently Asked Questions

I don't have anyone to collab with, what do I do?

We're running a matchmaking service so send Cherry @too-schoolforcool or Donna @sleepyfacetoughguy a DM if you'd like some help, or alternatively come hang over on the Gallacrafts Discord.

Also, if you'd prefer to work alone, feel free!

What were the past themes?

Fuck U-Up

Breakfast Boys

Choose your own adventure

Family's Family

Secret Santavich

🖕🖕 And especially fuck you

C'mere

Stargazing

Deleted scenes

EMT Ian

I'm fucking gay

You're under my skin

Team theme/we make a good team

I like 'em sweet/gallacrafts after dark

Holiday cards

Wearable crafts

Short King

Big Fic Energy

This Kiss

(psssst you can also check out past themes on the Gallacrafts Blog here!)

I want to participate in this month's theme but don't want my craft on merch, what do I do?

Absolutely no problem! Either contact one of the admins (Cherry or Donna) & let them know, or state in your post whether you wanna opt out. We'll also be double-checking with each crafter who participates that they want to be-merched.

Are you making money off this?

No way. We're able to set the profit margin on Redbubble at zero - so you'll be able to buy the merch at the lowest possible price and we definitely DO NOT make a cut. We'll take screenshots of the process of setting up the store for transparency and accountability.

I don't make digital art, how can my craft be made into merch?

we get it, we're physical crafters ourselves! crafters like us might need to think outside the box a bit on this one

Maybe you might want your Galla-cookie recipe on a magnet?

Maybe you want to make the rooster mug and then put a pic of that on a mug (mug-ception)

The Discord is a great place to ask for help or incubate ideas 💡

[rainofchains]

i am obsessed with him. if Highway has one million fans i am one of them if he has one fan it is me if he has no fans i have died. you have an incredible gift for making charismatic, alluring characters with depth, and Highway in my OPINION !!! is the very best of these qualities. he is magnetic he is charming he obfuscates and lies and everyone in the world want to talk to him. now. i am constantly enamored with him, his presentation of himself, his true self, and how these things play off of one another or contradict each other. he is so very important to me and i would have less fun playing my character if he was not part of their life. i love him and i love you. my hag

((your hag. he is your hag forever. He loves u. im crying. he's doopit and he has his elf. he is gay.

[rollercoasterwords]

hi rae, i was wondering if there was any specific reason for y regulus is the first one to leave/rebel in atwmd, and sirius being the one who is the most dedicated to being a death eater, bc their roles r inversed from what they r in canon, and im curious if there is a reason y u chose to do that or it was just something that worked better for the narrative (just to be clear bc the marauders fandom is a bit weird, this is a genuine question, im not shitting on your characterization)

lol appreciate the clarification dw tho i get what ur asking! it's mostly explained in the fic in pt ii + the reg pov ch, but happy 2 summarize & explain the thought process etc.

atp i no longer remember if i was planning 2 have reg be working w the order or just be dead when i first started the fic, but i decided pretty early on that i wanted him 2 have a locket-arc similar 2 canon & to be seemingly dead when the fic begins bc i love giving s a dead brother <3 & from there i decided it would work better 2 have him secretly be alive + joined up w the order bc that helps explain how s comes around 2 working w them. so then i had 2 figure out how 2 make that fit both their characters!

the thing abt this fic is that i'm still writing it trying 2 preserve like...what i personally view as the characters' core traits/key parts of their personalities from canon, just transplanted into a completely different world. so s is actually still less dedicated 2 the d.e. than reg in this fic; s is essentially forced 2 join the d.e. the way that some parents ship their gay kids off 2 military school (in the u.s. at least), but bc of the way he was coerced into it he resents the d.e. from the beginning & even tho he's internalized many of the prejudices he grew up with he still has a pretty strong moral compass that creates this ongoing internal conflict w what he's doing. at the same time, the power he gets from becoming a higher-ranking d.e. is what allows him 2 then go let loose & like...fuck around + be gay, essentially, without fear of repercussions, bc he can basically do whatever he wants in private (even if it becomes a bit of an open secret) as long as he's got this scary public-facing persona. so he chafes against pureblood society more throughout childhood + into adulthood, but he's also powerful + charming + able 2 succeed in that world.

reg, on the other hand, doesn't rebel the same way s does growing up + kinda flies under the radar, which would be fine in theory--except reg does want 2 be powerful + recognized, & he develops this sort of inferiority complex + almost resentment of his brother in some ways. that's why he compares s 2 a sponge in his pov ch; even tho s kind of protects reg growing up by taking up their parents' negative attention, he also soaks up all the positive attention, and reg ends up feeling forgotten. as they get older, this same dynamic is echoed in school, where s gets shit on 4 being gay but also is undeniably magnetic + talented, and reg doesn't understand why his brother can't just be normal bc he'd be so popular if he didn't insist on like. being so open abt who he is. & then s joins the d.e. + suddenly he's like this entirely different person & everyone is scared + in awe of him, and he doesn't have time 4 reg anymore. & even tho reg has resented him 4 soaking up all the attention, s is also the only person who's actually paid attention 2 reg in turn, and suddenly that's gone, and he feels even more invisible. so he goes + does this fancy difficult alchemy program but even then nobody seems 2 care, so he finally decides 2 join the d.e. himself bc he wants 2 become a powerful + noticeable person the same way his brother is.

so as in canon, reg actively decides 2 join the d.e. in this fic, and wants 2 be there. but when he joins s pulls the same old trick: he starts soaking up all the attention, suddenly becoming one of voldemort's best soldiers. & for s he's trying 2 protect his brother from being noticed + used for horrible things, but bc he's doing such a good job of it reg doesn't even know what he's being protected from, and he resents s 4 stealing the spotlight again. so reg decides he'll have 2 get voldemort's attention some other way, & he starts paying really close attention 2 things + picking up information he probably shouldn't, which leads 2 him figuring out about the horcruxes on his own--but through that process, he realizes how stupid he's been 2 join the d.e. & like...the depths of depravity in the organization, & ironically by trying 2 impress voldemort he's learned way too much & essentially doomed himself, bc he knows voldemort will kill him if he finds out, and he will find out eventually. so in his frustration + hopelessness reg decides "fuck it if i'm gonna die i'm gonna go out swinging" & goes after the horcrux on his own, & that's when the order intercedes bc they've been after this same horcrux, & james saves his life, & then he's like hey wanna join the order. & reg is like well. what else am i gonna do i basically need 2 kill voldemort now if i ever want 2 show my face in britain again.

so even tho this leads 2 reg rebelling + joining the order rather than s, the roles aren't actually meant 2 be inverse to canon! in fact, the reason s doesn't rebel is largely bc he's trying 2 protect his brother, and then once reg is dead he's just kinda going thru the motions. he's a product of his environment & so there's only so far his questioning goes; he disagrees w a lot of pureblood society but doesn't really question the foundational assumptions (wizards + muggles are inherently different; wizards r superior 2 muggles) + still goes along w the path of least resistance even when it eats at him, etc. but ironically from the pov of basically anyone who didn't grow up w them it seems like reg rebelled + joined the order, even tho reg was the one who actually wanted 2 join the d.e. (unlike s!) so their actions kinda flip-flop, but their motivations remain the same as in (my interpretation of) canon: reg decides 2 join the d.e. + then changes his mind + works against them; s acts out against his family + gets punished for it + ends up doing his best 2 protect those he's loyal to + himself--only in this world, when he acts out + gets punished there's nowhere 4 him 2 turn, and the main person he's loyal to is reg, so he has 2 figure out how 2 protect himself & his brother as a d.e. fun!

[useeer]

No you're so right they do have just an undeniable amount of fucking rizz

Like they pulled me so quick, and like SO many others along with myself

AND THEIR VA DOESNT MAKE IT ANY EASIER!! /lh /pos

I know they got that rizz cuz cute gays like them GET hoes, they get flirted with cuz they're so personable and sweet. So funny and they make u laugh!!

People who can make u smile and are bright like that are just such an insane magnet I'm no surprised so many people love them. They just seem so!! Idk!! Realistic?? Like a normal person I'd talk to??

And their voice actor bro, they know what they're doing. God forbid they EVER find this blog (or my Twitter...I've got legit venture sauce on there). The post about bullying their followers was INSANE like you did NOT have to do that 😭😭😭

[historrietvspellingbook]

Bed with myself? Nothing but Undressed #groundzero KKK 3rd state of mind && also "Try With Me"

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