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My thoughts on OP ships except im being 100% honest (P.1)
*LuNami - Cute but im not a big fan of it - Autisum and girlboss frfr - idm if its canon! I mean i like their moments of hugging and all, they're all so silly and i absolutely adore them! ^^ *LuHan - Nah... HARD pass... - I do not ship them at all and refuses to - their age gap is 12 and i think personally Boa is just having some kind of highschool crush -if this ship becomes canon...... bro im gonna stare in the distance and cry - If you ship these two...... NO OFFENSE! But What is wrong with you :[ *LuZo/ZoLu - MY EMOTINAL SUPPORT SHIP YIPPIEEEEE - They are so SO CANON u cannot convince me otherwise!!! - Dumb and Dumber. - I love and ADORE their dynamic! their interactions, first meetings, etc... EVERYTHING THEYRE SOOO CUTE AGHHCBSDBIL <3333 - The crew KNOWS they love eachother. They know what they are. - shamelessly kisses eachother goodnight - Zoro will die for Luffy, and Luffy will stop him. *LuSan/Sanlu - ONE OF MY FAV SHIPS EVER!!! Their interactions!! >>>>>> - WE KNOW SANJI LOVES HIM AND ADORES HIM. WE KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU FRENCH FRY - He wants to be Luffy's special boy in the OPLA, c'mon, its so obv - Sanji gets jealous when Luffy compliments other cooks other than him, its canon guys, trust me. MOVIE 6, THAT PHYSILOGICAL HORROR MOVIE OF OP. *ZoSanLu/ZoLuSan -POWER POLY LOVERS ON TOP! -i love them. *cries* -I have 400 pages of fanart featuring these stupid boneheads. - they sleep together and Luffy steals all the blankets - Zoro will def giving them his earings. aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *LuKob/Koblu -Comfort ship of mine!!! THEYRE SO CUTE ITS ILLEGAL!!!! - I want them to reunite again, then hold hands and kiss eachother on the lips then go on cute little dates :[ - LUFFY IS KOBY'S GAY AWAKENING CHANGE MY MIND (i feel like hes more like bi or pan BUT) - Koby owns 6000 wanted posters of Luffy and its canon that he wants more of them. hes such a fanboy omg.... - If they ever date... they will have a matching handmade bracelet... Luffy's red and Koby's pink.... each has letters of eachother... - (ALSO THERES THIS FAV FIC OF THEM FROM AO3, THE AUTHOR IS okiedokeTM (madelinescribbles) AND THE FIC IS CALLED "Koby's Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day" CHECK IT OUT IF YOU CAN!!!!) - im very normal abt them (lie) *LuUso/UsoLu - Very cute ship!!1 - i personally see them as best friends more but its still verey cute! - They bond, they hug, they hit and they danced. yeah i get how ppl ship them!!!!!!!!! *LuLaw/Lawlu -Tbh.... its very cute! - i used to be obsessed with this ship bcs their dyanmic is so interesting, like Black cat and golden retriver! - i still kinda do ndcnas - Luffy reminds Law of Corazon bcs of his goofiness ughh CRIES - I hc Law that he has a soft spot for silly, goofy ppl, his sister, his crew, Corazon, LUFFY????????? He loves them but will never admit smh smh - When he ruins all of your well-planned plans that took you a whole week to make <3333333 *CobyLuLaw/KobyLawLu -AYEEEEEEEEEEE MY NEW FAV SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! - F**K BEING UNDERRATED, I WANT THIS TO BE KNOWN ACROSS THE WHOLE F**KING WORLD!!!!!! - PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U HAVE TO WRITE FICS ABT IT I NEED MORE OF IT!!!1 - I want to thank @orange-artist for drawing and having KobyLawLu on my breakfast table!!!!!!!!!! - AND FOR YOU THE PPL WHO WRITE THE FICS ILY - me omw to make brainrots of these three stupid peas in a pod, fishes in a bowl, pens in a pencilcase :]]]
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Going through pics on my computer and deleting a shitload and I completely forgot I used to simp for sehun. Idk how I forgot but he’s so fucking sexy idk something about him is just so attractive I wish he could’ve had a solo or a subunit with him and luhan omg.
Also going through some of them is hard and sad cause it reminds me of all the groups I loved when I got into kpop and everyone was alive and weren’t horrible people as far as I knew I was just happy with b2st and big bang and teen top and exo and u-kiss and looking back is really weird cause they either went to jail or went through a bad divorce or died idk it’s crazy. I am happy for the older idols that did get married and are happy tho. I cut out so many songs that I don’t listen to cause I just can’t bring myself to listen to those songs anymore and it sucks cause they’re all so good and I have so many memories attached to them but idk some of the memories and songs make me bitter and some of the past members I do my like now or they pissed me off cause of what they did and I just miss the days where I didnt know
#so much has changed I just idk#exo#shinee#big bang#tvxq#dbsk#b.a.p#b2st#u kiss#co-ed school#infinite#block b#bangtan#bts#teen top#kpop
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#Whipped - Chapter One
TaoTao: Does anyone wanna help me with this essay i’m stuck on?
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TaoTao: Y’all can go suck a dick
Jongdae’s hoe: gladly
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Chanyeol is obvious, Kyungsoo is oblivious and no one says no to Yixing.
Chanyeol x Kyungsoo | Jongdae x Baekhyun | Sehun x Jongin | Minseok x Luhan | Yixing x Tao | Kris x Junmyeon - chatroom style fic - 1.3k words
Disclaimer: this fic was started prior to Yifan’s arrest and I do not support him in any way. Any further chapters including him merely write him as a character for continuity
The members chat names are:
TaoTao: Tao
Dog lord: Kai/Jongin
No.1 Vivi supporter: Sehun
Lu: Luhan
Kyungsoo: D.O/Kyungsoo
Kris: Kris/Yifan
Myeonie: Suho/Junmyeon
XingXing: Lay/Yixing
Jongdae's hoe: Baekhyun
Baekhyun's hoe: Chen/Jongdae
Yeol: Chanyeol
Hot dad: Xiumin/Minseok
Chatroom: Fuck This
TaoTao: Do you guys ever think about how many toes there are in the world?
Kyungsoo: I hate this chat and everyone in it.
Lu: ^
Hot dad: ^^
Yeol: but not me right soo?
Kyungsoo: Especially you.
Jongdae’s hoe: and that kids is the sound of all of Chanyeol’s hope dying
Yeol: soos just joking!! i know that
Kyungsoo: Do you guys ever think about how much quieter life would be without Chanyeol around?
Yeol: but i love you soooooo
Kyungsoo: That’s nice.
No.1 Vivi supporter: Why did no one tell me savage Kyungsoo hyung was out?? You hoes would really let me miss that??
Myeonie: Sehun! Language!
No.1 Vivi supporter: But hyung you know you’re my favourite hoe?
Myeonie: Awhh Sehun
Baekhyun’s hoe: and here comes Jongin in 3
Jongdae’s hoe: 2
Baekhyun’s hoe: 1
Dog lord: Sehunnie I thought I was your favourite hoe?
Hot dad: I can’t believe that works every time
No.1 Vivi supporter: I -
No.1 Vivi supporter: Shit u right, sorry not sorry Junmyeon hyung
Dog Lord: ^-^
Yeol: #whipped
Kris: you can hardly talk Chanyeol
Kris: and babe you’re my favourite hoe
Myeonie: I would hope so if you want to get any tonight
TaoTao: I would like to delete that image from my brain
Lu: But then your brain would be empty
TaoTao: @Hot dad Your boyfriend is being mean
Hot dad: Last I checked, there’s nothing mean about telling the truth
TaoTao: Xiiiinnnnggg
XingXing: Come on guys, leave poor TaoTao alone
TaoTao: Luv u XingXing
No.1 Vivi supporter: Suck up
XingXing: What was that Sehun?
No.1 Vivi supporter: Nothing Yixing hyung!! I was just saying how hot you looked today
XingXing: Thank you Sehunnie ^-^
Dog lord: “Sehunnie” ??????
Lu: Uh oh
Dog lord: “S e h u n n i e” ?????
Myeonie: Okay kids, don’t you think it’s about time you get on with uni work?
Kris: you know they’re not actually our kids, right?
Myeonie: W u Y i f a n
Kris: okay kids, listen to your mother
Yeol: #whipped
Kyungsoo: Shut up Chanyeol.
Yeol: anything for u soo
Jongdae’s hoe: i’m gonna puke
Baekhyun’s hoe: don’t worry babe, i’ll hold your hair
No.1 Vivi supporter: Do you think chanyeol realises how obvious he is?
Kyungsoo: Obvious about what?
Dog lord: .....
Jongdae’s hoe: .......
Baekhyun’s hoe: .........
No.1 Vivi supporter: I give up
TaoTao: Does anyone wanna help me with this essay i’m stuck on?
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TaoTao: Y’all can go suck a dick
Jongdae’s hoe: gladly
Chatroom: Fuck This
Yeol: @Kyungsoo can u come to the studio to record vocals?
Kyungsoo: Why?
Yeol: youd sound so good on the song we are writing
Kyungsoo: You think I have the time for that?
XingXing: Come on Kyungsoo, your voice is perfect for this song!!
Kyungsoo: Alright then, i’ll be there in 10 minutes hyung.
XingXing: Yay!!
No.1 Vivi supporter: @Yeol Ouch you okay hyung?
Yeol: never been better hahahaha
Yeol: hahaha
Yeol: ha
Yeol: i have to get back to the studio bye guys
Lu: Great, you broke Chanyeol
Chatroom: The Hoes™
Yeol: hahahaha dont you love being rejected by ur crush
Baekhyun’s hoe: oh boy, here we go
Jongdae’s hoe: dude he’s still coming to the studio
Yeol: BUT HE NEVER DOES THINGS WHEN I ASK!!!!!
Baekhyun’s hoe: okay but no one says no to Yixing hyung
Jongdae’s hoe: yeh it’s the rules
Yeol: maybe ur right i mean he wouldve said no too if jongdae was the one asking
Baekhyun’s hoe: I am offended
Jongdae’s hoe: woah babe, a capital “I”? calm down
Baekhyun’s hoe: i’m chill i’m chill
Yeol: asdfghjkfhfsfnlkjgoerhgerlrgndkfsm
Jongdae’s hoe: you okay there hoe no.3?
Yeol: whydoeshehavesuchaperfectsingingvoiceplsENDME
Baekhyun’s hoe: you need me to come to the studio for moral support?
Yeol: p l e a s e
Baekhyun’s hoe: i’ll be there in 5 mins
Yeol: jongdae ur my best friend ily
Jongdae’s hoe: uhm bitch i’m right here
Yeol: srry dae ur my best friend after baek
Jongdae’s hoe: too late bitch go choke on Kyungsoo’s dick
Yeol: dtfyguhijonfwpmdksuwuohgfiejhfuck
Baekhyun’s hoe: do i need to call an ambulance?
Yeol: i choked on my drink bc of baeks text and soo started patting my back HE TOUCHED ME GUYS
Jongdae’s hoe: why am i friends with you
Baekhyun’s hoe: i’m at the studio, Chanyeol looks like he’s dying and Yixing hyung is v concerned
Jongdae’s hoe: don’t care let the hoe suffer
Baekhyun’s hoe: this is why i’m the nice friend Baek
Jongdae’s hoe: it’s more fun being a bitch Dae
Yeol: j o n g d a e
Baekhyun’s hoe: gotta go, the hoe is struggling
Jongdae’s hoe: Jongdae: i’m the nice friend
Jongdae’s hoe: Jongdae 2 secs later: calls Chanyeol “the hoe”
Chatroom: Fuck This
Hot dad: Why do Monday’s drag so much? Work seemed to last forever today
XingXing: Tell me about it, Yeol and I spent hours in the studio today
XingXing: It’s 8pm and I only just got home
No.1 Vivi supporter: Yeah Chanyeol hyung only got home 10 minutes ago and went straight to his room
Lu: Speaking of, Chanyeol hasn’t said anything here since Kyungsoo rejected him
Kyungsoo: I didn’t reject him, I still went to the studio.
Lu: Because Yixing asked
Kyungsoo: You don’t say no to Yixing hyung.
Jongdae’s hoe: it’s the rules
Baekhyun’s hoe: where did these rules come from?
Hot dad: Junmyeon probably
Lu: Junmyeon
Kris: Myeonie
TaoTao: Probably our literal mum Junmyeon hyung
Myeonie: YES OKAY WE GET IT
Kyungsoo: Luhan hyung is right though, Chanyeol’s never this quiet.
Jongdae’s hoe: .......
Baekhyun’s hoe: ...........
Yeol: @No.1 Vivi supporter pls come to my room
Kris: is anyone surprised anymore that Chanyeol shows up as soon as Kyungsoo mentions him?
Yeol: oh hey soo didnt notice you there
TaoTao: I call bullshit
Kyungsoo: What do you mean Tao?
TaoTao: I.....
TaoTao: @Yeol What do you need Sehun for?
No.1 Vivi supporter: Yeah we literally live in the same house, come to my room hyung
Dog lord: is that a good idea?
Yeol: what if i cant leave my room and you clearly have headphones in so i have to message you here
No.1 Vivi supporter: .... You got stuck under your bed again didn’t you?
Yeol: maybe...
Myeonie: Again? This has happened before?
No.1 Vivi supporter: Sigh i’m coming now hyung
Baekhyun’s hoe: Sehun is done on a whole new level
Yeol: ur the best dongsaeng!!!
Kyungsoo: Idiot.
Yeol: soooooo dont be mean
Yeol: comfort me in these hard times
Kyungsoo: Oh, would you look at the time, I have to go.
TaoTao: Every day I lose more and more faith in Chansoo being real
Kris: ^
Lu: ^^
Dog lord: ^^^
Jongdae’s hoe: sorry Chanyeol but ^^^^
Chatroom: Hot dad + Kyungsoo
Kyungsoo: HE GOT STUCK UNDER THE BED.
Kyungsoo: AGAIN.
Kyungsoo: WHAT A DORK.
Kyungsoo: I WANT TO PROTECT HIM.
Hot dad: Y’know, instead of just yelling to me every time he does something you apparently find cute, you could just be nice and stop pretending you can’t stand him?
Kyungsoo: Sounds like hard work.
Hot dad: Lord knows I need at least a bottle of wine to deal with this...
Hot dad: Okay but y’know maybe he’d realise your feelings then?
Kyungsoo: That’s exactly why I act the way I do hyung
Hot dad: But Kyungsoo if he knows your feeling then you could maybe idk, act like normal people and date?
Kyungsoo: But Chanyeol doesn’t have feelings for me?
Hot dad: Breathe Minseok breathe
Kyungsoo: ?
Hot dad: Sigh whatever go back to telling me about your dork
Kyungsoo: Well considering you asked.
Kyungsoo: HE’S SO CUTE. HE’S SO TALL BUT HE ACTS SO SMOL THAT HE PROBABLY FORGETS HOW TALL HE IS SOMETIMES.
Kyungsoo: HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE GOTTEN STUCK UNDER HIS BED? THAT’S ADORABLE, HE’S ADORABLE.
Chatroom: The Gays
Hot dad: Babe I need like a bottle of wine right now
Hot dad: Oh god he’s gushing about Chanyeol’s ears now
Hot dad: Make it two bottles
Lu: Babe it’s Monday night, you have work tomorrow
Hot dad: Did I fucking stutter?
Lu: I’m about to head home, i’ll pick some up on the way
Hot dad: I love you
Lu: I love you too baby
Hot dad: Buy me the good wine and i’ll suck your dick later
Lu: 2BOTTLESOFGOODWINECOMINGUP
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Levanter anon: sounds like SM Entertainment is having a chaotic time once again.
On a more lighthearted note, if you look at the graph of SM stock prices going down, it looks like a cat now. 'Tis the EXO-dus cat!
But jokes aside: what will happen to EXO now? How many group members would be left in the company (assuming the don't also leave after the first group of members)? Where will the leaving members go?
Also, will this affect other SM groups? I am not the most familiar with them, but I hear SM groups are very interconnected, with NCT and Superm and everything. So will other groups have members leaving?
Hello!! they sure are hahahhaha
omg we love<3 jfjfdj exo's legacy :')
So there currently Chanyeol, Sehun, Kai, Kyungsoo, Suho and Lay are still contracted with SM. Chen, Baekhyun, and Minseok are still in exo of the moment - they've left the company not the group and so unless there's official word after all the legal stuff that they've left the group - they are still in the group! the contracts will be them individually contracted as SM artists, not as members of EXO so they don't lose that when the contracts gone until SM declare it. Sehun... is unpredicatable so i can't say anything for sure 😭 but he is basically sitting back atm with popcorn watching it go down so i imagine that whatever the outcome he will step up and try something himself hahah the others i truly don't know! Kai fucked off to the military right as the drama's happening so we won't get his news for a while 😭 the contracts are kinda frozen/extended over military enlistment periods i've noticed so he won't be doing anything until it's over. The leaving members are very likely going to go get signed to other labels/ set up their own ! i can imagine they have a plan, and considering they're suing together at once i can imagine they have a plan together! it would be great for us fans to have them sign to the same company but you gotta remember this is their first free decision about their career they've prob ever gotten so they should go with what they want individually and find companies that will suit them and work well with them<3
oki so I think there's a lot that could happen if u compare it to other groups! they could definitely do a got7 where they are in different companies focusing on solo stuff but manage to do a full-member comeback by organising it themselves between all their companies (if only once or twice </3). Or you could look at snsd. snsd came back through SM but 3 (?) of the members aren't under SM anymore - it was just something arranged between all companies involved and i can imagine that the non-SM girls got well compensated 😭 but yeah - something like that could happen if there's some relationship between the members and SM... which doesn't seem particularly likely considering the lawsuits but anyways it's a possibility hahaha!
about other SM groups! it will be affecting poor taeyong trying to promote his solo atm thru all this drama 😭 and as you said about the stock prices - that does inhibit the other groups. However, if they win the lawsuit, one can only hope that would encourage better artist treatment and fairer payout around the whole company!! and if SM don't do it themselves, the other artists would have tonnes of info on how to beat SM in a lawsuit 😭 so we can hope they use it well<3 but yeah - the icky thing about companies is that although they are all artists with similar contracts, the treatment and payout could be extremely different between all the groups :(( and within the same group (read: luhan and tao lol). and good old misogyny when it comes to rv<3 so each SM artist could have a different experience and some could have it much worse than others.
okay so i just read some articles and it's so funny djfgjjdfgj what i'm understanding is.. cbx were like 'yo can u provide us with the info on how we've been paid for 12-13 years' and sm are like 'no. i don't want to.' and sm are CONVINCED that some other evil company leaders have been talking to exo and getting them to sign with them and illegally go against their SM contracts. which very much could be true but it's not illegal to have discussions with other employers jgjdfg and SM are still like 'we have your best interests at heart, not those evil outsiders!'. ... they r so funny fkgkd. also their contracts were literally 12-13 years long... not the usual 7 recommended by the government.... and the contracts they r terminating were written in nov/dec 2022 and were extending them another 5/6 years...and SM's current defence is "no ur lawyer doesn't know the law properly we aren't in the wrong".. so .... unless some miracle is pulled I don't see SM coming out of this well since they're not rly cooperating at all.
but yeah.. i don't see a swarm of artists leaving SM happening, mostly because a lot of them won't have the luxury as EXO have to do that. And especially if they're also stuck in 13 year contracts... which is ridiculous. so yeah :(( but we can hope they get better treament!! and soz to any superm fans if there are any of you 😭 superm is a done thing i'm afraid</3 lucas flopped, baekhyun's suing and then it'd just be taemin in an Nct unit KJFGKFJGK. so yeah no more superm. but nct will prob truck on - they are SM's priority there's no denying it so they'll prob be fine. tho they are tragically suffering with the loss of sungtaro so like... </3 rip to them but infinite Nct flopped to me the second sungtaro left, like no one else matters</3
#sm are literally acting like a toxic partner during a breakup.. dsjgjdj#like fr they sent a mail to another company being like STAY AWAY FROM CBX DON'T TEMPT THEM INTO NEW CONTRACTS THATS ILLEGAL and that compan#was just like .. woah dude#that was not us..#absolutely hilarious i hope sm are embarrassed#soz i kinda went on a rant there gjjds but hope i answered some of your questions!!!#those poor fuckers in THIRTEEN YEAR CONTRACTS like thats ridiculous...#manifesting with all my soul that the aespa babies aren't in that shit#but SM are standing by it.. they aren't rly like 'that was back in the early exo days we've improved now' like....#oop#anyways#they aren't going to flop coz sadly if u got a lot of money u can do whatever#but i do hope exo can get what they want out of it at least#levanter anon#anons#asks#exo#also please please let me know if small text is difficult for you! i'll happily change it to big if it's easier for you to read
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also also also daily anon here again: the golden age teasers look very cool but I find it so funny that most of the response I've seen to the trailer was "why does sm always minimise yuta and Kun's screentime in these+give them so few lines" (2/3 of my biases rip but not the point) and now they're in the first batch of teaser pics. which is not to say that I think sm suddenly gives a shit about being fair to them or that I think they switched/made the lineup to pretend they do give a shit about these two. but it is cracking me up to think of some corporate executives hurriedly changing the lineup like "of course we care deeply about Utah and Cunt, we have no idea what these kids are tweeting about"
You know what I was trying to figure out what pattern they were releasing them in, like what's the structure here. Kun and Taeyong? Leaders. Easy okay. but Jeno and Yuta what connects them. One member from each unit but since 127 is the biggest unit they get two members okay. But what is their angle. Safe to say Yuta's is my favorite teaser, I love the vibes and it suits him. Gave me fic ideas which I have so many half written fics and posts in my drafts I don't need new ideas. And Taeyongs feels like the nighttime version of Yuta's and fits his vibe so well. Kun's is completely different but so sweet and cozy and really fits him. And Jenos is very mature and romantic and makes me think of sex and the city for some reason. So I think there is a grand scheme that is probably very elaborate and these teasers mean absolutely nothing to the main concept especially the underlining boyfriend vibes. Which I at times fall victim too. But more may unfold as the teasers are released. I love how everyone's trying to figure out why Kun and Yuta who don't get much during NCT U projects are first in the teaser order. The first ones are usually forgotten its the middle to last ones that are the big ticket spots. Like when you'd see mark or Johnny or Haechan or Jisung Around there. Or again there is either no rhyme or reason names were picked out of a hat. Or there is a grand scheme and it's a huge confusing puzzle that doesn't even correlate to anything. They'll be dancing in a parking garage. No I will not let the exo path code teasers leading to call me baby go. That is the exact vibe I'm getting!!!! The unrelated aesthetic shots in different countries. It's happening again. Cause that was after kr*s and luhan left but before tao left. I also won't stop with the NCT and Exo parallels cause so far, I haven't been wrong. Winwin is Yixing 2.0 and it makes me nervous. Anyway it could really go either way.
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Omg you're so right about the 80% Taeyong 20% Luhan but to add to it he's giving Donghae in some pics so even more so, 3 generations of SM
Omg yeah i can see that. Thats also such an sm/lsm thing to do he loved chasing the high of the previous generation's top visual u can kind of see shadows of the previous generations in the idols lsm picked for the next generation that old man had such a specific vision
#male idols esp cos i feel like they make the girl idols get a Lot more plastic surgery#like the male idols are prob also be getting work done but theyre not making them look like the same person like they are with the girls#sidney talks shit#asks#anonymous
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plsss pretty sure i read arbitrage n absolute chanyeol too🤭🤭 there was also a luhan x sehun fic i think where they worked together n i think there was cheating with jongin or smth but it was really good but never got finished😓😓😓😓
baby i have more thoughts about feeder!sungchan so bad but now i’m thinking about loser!yangyang god it’s hard being me😔 lmfaooo
who do u like most in ateez rn? i think i’ve said before my bias is wooyoung n then maybe mingi, i love them all a lot though like they’re all special to me<3 i think i saw u talking about wooyoung (saw ur gif reblog he’s soooo fine), hongjoong, mingi, and idk who u were referring to as the angry guy? jongho or san maybe? or seonghwa??
- 🥟 anon
Cheating with Kai... Damn I can't remember with all the stories I've read 😭
Loser yangyang loser yangyang 👀🗣️ I adore him so much I have a draft with him I never finished but it was so dirty 😭(and I'll tell you because I abandoned it too haha), it was about plus size reader fucking yangyang and enjoying it but keeping secret because he was a cinema student and he was pretty... Unique, like wearing thick hoodies in summer, longish hair, a loser in the max expression, and it was kind of sick because at the end of fucking he'd stay by your side until you fell asleep but when you woke up he'd always be in front of his computer watching porn 😭 and it was porn with skinny women so it made you sick fucking someone that watched such content, he'd always be like "it's for a project" but it was so fucked up that he always did it with you there that you always left and came back feeling guilty (he fucked you so good you'd come back) and then you got tired of him so you walked to him when he was doing it, and there you noticed that he wasn't really getting hard on it??? So you finally asked him why he was watching, and he said that he didn't really feel excited when he saw it most of the time, but then you choose the video, which was with a chubbier girl and he instantly popped a boner 😭 you found this so adorable you asked him "then why are you excited now?", to what he answered "because I'm not thinking about her... I'm thinking about you" and he was so pretty with his red cheeks and stuttering that you gave him a handjob while he watched the video, of course while he did it he had to say everything that went through his mind "I want to fuck you like that... You're way prettier than her, the prettiest girl... Fuck I love how your chest moves when you ride me like that"
I'm so sad that I abandoned that fic 😭
Hahaha I thought the angry man was Hongjoong but now that I know them more I see why you'd say Jongho or San 😭. I was referring to the leader because I saw him all angry at those awards telling the staff to do their job and protect the fans, I also saw a video of him saying to the maknae "do you know who I am? How could you not have called once?" And to woo "Would you like it if I forcefully touched you?" "Set the table" also he getting all fuzzy when fans ask him if they can like other idols 🥵, he has these daddy vibes that I always fall for 😵💫
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WARNING - WARNING - BEGINNING - VIOLENCE
AGE 21 - COLLEGE - GIRL - STUDENT - LOCAL
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COLLEGE - BEAUTIFUL - LARGEST - PUBLIC YES
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YOUTUBE - FREE - MOTEL - OF - ASIANS - OF XO
CHINA - AFTER - MASSIVE - SHOOTINGS
TIANMAN - SQUARE
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WORLD’s - 1ST - ISSUED - ATOMIC BOMBS
WW2 - OVER - 200,000 - BABIES - KIDS AND
PREGNANT - FEMALES - CITIES - MILITARY
CITIES - TRUMAN - DEMOCRAT - PRESIDENT
WHO - STARTED - EACH - DAY WITH STRONG
WHISKEY - DISTASTEFUL - WITH - CONSENT
OF - ENGLAND - BITTER - FORMER EMPIRE
LIKE - SPANISH - EMPIRE - AFTER - HITLER
CHRISTIANS - MURDERED - MANY - JEWS 2
RICHEST - IN - WORLD - RICHEST GERMANY
OWNERS - OF - CAFES - HOSPITALS - MORE
TRUMAN - WE’RE NOT - INTERFERING REV’D
WITH - CHRISTIANS - THEIR - NEED - 2 - TRUE
END - RELIGION - BY - GASSING - 2 - DEATH &
KIDS - ALSO - TODAY - KILL - SHELTER - CATS
DOGS - 2 - HONOR - HITLER - GASSED - 1 MIN
ODORLESS - FAST - DONE - ‘CUJO’ - ANIMALS
GOAL - TOKYO - SO - TODAY - THEY - CAN’T
SAY - CONTINUOUS - EXISTENCE - LIKE - JP
GREECE - OLDEST - AND - SAME - AND SAY
OVER - 25 MILLION - YEARS
AFTER - BOMBS - TEENS - YOUNG ADULTS
NO SYMPATHY - CRYING - ‘PEACE’ - PLEASE
FORGIVE - WEARING - AMERICAN - ENGLISH
CLOTHES - AMERICAN - MOVIES - THEY - HAI
GAINED - AMERICAN - FAN - CLUBS TOKYO 2
BTS - ARMY - GIRLS - 30 KOREAN - STARS
KILLED - THEMSELVES - THEY - STILL YES
SCREAMED - BTS - BTS - AS - THEY TRUE
CONTINUED - 2 - KISS - ALL - THE - WAY
EACH - OTHER - AS - KOREAN - FAGS - 2
WE - CAN - PROVE - WITH - JAPANESE
X - RAY - THAT - JUNGKOOK - KISSED
MY - COUSIN - DISTANT - TAEHYUNG KIM
X - RAY - PROVES - THEY’RE - NON VIRGIN
WITH - EACH - OTHER - SO - TRUE - KOREA
YOUTUBE - FILLED - WITH - WHEN - INDIA
WAS - INCREASING - IN - NOS - 18 KIDS
PER - FAMILY - CHINA - 5,000 - YEARS 2
ENDED - 30 YEAR - LAW - NOW - MORE
THAN - 1 KID - LUHAN - BEIJING - 2ND
BORN - WHILE - OTHERS - OUTSIDE
BEIJING - ORDERED - 2 - ABORT CN
BABIES - HORRIBLE - STORIES
CHINA - FEMALE - INTERVIEWED - AS
MARRIED - AREN’T - U - HAPPY TRUE
MORE - THAN - 1 - CUTIE - SON - OR
NEW - DAUGHTER - SHE - SHOCKED
WORLD - COMPLAINED - ABOUT NOW
LIKE - ISLAM - 4 WIVES - LIKE - PRIME
AMAZON - REVISED
NOW - HAVE - 2 - ENGAGE - IN - THE
‘DISGUSTING - WAY - OF - PEOPLE
AND - HOW - THEY - CREATE - YES
A - SON’ - (NOT - NOT - NOT - NOT)
LOVEMAKING - CAN - B - WONDERFUL
4 - NON-VIRGINS - SIMPLY - AWESOME
IF - PASSIONATELY - IN - LOVE - WITH
EACH - OTHER - JESUS - IS - LORD 2
NOTES - GIVEN - ABOVE - VIDEO
EXPECT - FR - SLIM - YOUTUBE - WATCHERS
WHY - I - LOVE - TIK TOK - FREE - BUSINESS
WHY - WE - ARE - OPENING - OUR ACCOUNT
OVER - 2 MILLION - ACTIVE - USERS - DAILY
JORDAN WELSCH
EXCUSE - SPELLING
$6 MILLION
TRY - VIRAL - VAULT . com
2 - PRODUCTS - DAILY - UPLOAD - VIDEO - AT
TUMBLR - NOT - YOUTUBE - PLEASE - PEOPLE
SOON - 1 MALE - RECEIVED - $4,000 - THEN AS
HE - NOTICED - DAILY
ANOTHER - TIK TOK - ADS - GOT - YES - MORE
THAN - $100,000 - A - MONTH - NOW - $250,000
AND - MORE - TAX - PAID
JORDAN - SAID - $10,000 - EACH - MONTH
DROPSHIPPING - AT - SHOPIFY - CANADA
MOSTLY - ALI EXPRESS .com - CHINA - 2
GREAT - RETURN - POLICY
IF - U - DON’T - RECEIVE - PRODUCT - AT
DATE - SPECIFIED - ITEM - YOURS - FREE
OR - WHENEVER - RECEIVE - ITEMS FREE
SO - ABOVE - YOUTUBE - VIDEO
VIDEO - GIVER - GAVE - FULL - CREDIT - 2
FEMALE - STAR - ALSO - IN - COMEDY - CN
PEOPLE’s - REPUBLIC - OF - CHINA
NO - WARNING - OF - BEGINNING
CHINESE - LAUGHED - THAT - FEMALE
STAR - NOT - LUHAN - WHO - AT - EXO
KISSED - MOUTH - 2 - MOUTH - MALES
LUHAN - STAR - IN - CHINA
LEAD - FEMALE - CRITICIZED - AS BAD
ACTRESS - FR - TRAUMATIC - BLINDNESS
BEIJING - WORLD’s - 1ST - HORSE - LANE
4 - BLIND - VISUAL - IMPAIRED - ONE ARM
ONE - LEG - WHEELCHAIR - DISABLED CN
KIDS - 12 AND YOUNGER - 2 - BRING HOME
SAFELY - CHINESE - PUBLIC - SCHOOLS
CHINESE - MALES - STABBED - SMALL
CHINESE - KIDS - IN - SCHOOL - AM AM
WHY - LIFE - INSURANCE - MOMS - GOT
LIKE - $45,000 - EACH - CHILD - WEAR’G
WHITE - CRYING - IN - PUBLIC - BUT - AS
THEY - LAUGHED - INSIDE - GOT - $$$$$
MONEY - 4 - STABBINGS - JESUS IS LORD
BASICALLY - CALLED - COLLEGE - STUDENT
1ST - PART - A - ‘BAD - ACTRESS’ - LAMO YES
SCREAMING - ALSO - LAUGHED - AT - HER
I - WAS - SEARCHING - 4 - THIS - VIDEO TOO
CHINA - HAS - LAW
BLIND - PERSONS - FREE - TAXI - RIDES - 4
FAMILY - ALWAYS - TALKING - 2 - BLIND TOO
TORTURE - CAN’T - ESCAPE - THEIR - TALK
AS - BLIND - RUN - OUTSIDE - DOORS
HORSES - 2 - THE - RESCUE - 2 - GET
LIKE - PRICE - CHARMING - ‘SLEEPING
BEAUTY’ - PRINCE - AND - HIS - HORSE
ALWAYS - TOGETHER - SAME - MAGIC
4 - CHINA - 4 - THOSE - LITTLE - KIDS
STABBED - 2 - DEATH - CAN’T - TALK
YET - THEIR - IN - POOLS - INSIDE THE
HIGHEST - HEAVEN - 3 LEVELS
KIDS - BRUTALLY - MURDERED - THEY
CAN - STAY - KIDS - FOREVER
POOLS - OF - ABORTED - BABES
THEY - CAN - REMAIN - AGE 3 - 4 EVER
NO - PAIN - TEARS - SADNESS - IN THE
2 LEVELS - OF - HEAVEN - ABOVE - THE
PLANET - EARTH - AS - LIKE - PLANET 2
JESUS - HAS - BEEN - AROUND - LONG
TIME - CHANGING - FORM - ADULT - OR
BABY - OR - KID - 4 - AGES
HEAVEN - 1 DAY - THERE
1,000 YEARS - NO EARTH
SO - YOUTUBE - WATCHERS - WARNING
CALLED - ABOVE - BAD - ACTRESSES
SO - MALE - ILLEGAL - MISOGYNY
HARM - ABUSE - AND - MURDER - OF
YOUNG - GIRLS - NO - BREASTS
HARM - ABUSE - MURDER - OF - YES
SMALL - BREASTED - WOMEN - TRUE
ABOVE - ACTRESS - SMALL BREASTS
HARM - AND - ABUSE - OF - WOMEN
BLKS - AND - HISPANICS - 2 - HOMELESS
ESPECIALLY - EVERYDAY
‘ARE - U - OKAY?’
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If u see a muse with heavily filtered pics and a red tint, that's benji/finnish luhan lol i apply the same logic to rps and am usually right. I had a feeling love whisper was hers and i was right too lol ofc she switched over to bts after exo so be careful of v's
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god help me luhan’s voice is so beautiful
#just got reloaded album physical and im listening to all of it rn#medals >>>#DEEP???#obviously that good good is a classic#AND LU SJDJJFDJF#HE WAS DRUNK WHEN RECORDING THAT LOOOL#that makes it 10 times better loolskfkfn#i rly liked this album!! :D#i love u luhan#starry's rant factory
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I swear Luhan is still my bias but for how long idk bc Xiumin came and shoved his way past Sehun on my bias list out of nowhere so like... Luhan... watch out...
#i still love luhan look at my url#that i sort of want to change but im too lazy#bc then i'd have to change all the links#hahaha#i love u luhan
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i live for luhan complaining about his age after his dance performance. "i am 30 YEARS OLD, my stamina is FAILING me" ok old man
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ok so i’m listening to luhan’s lu (aka greatest song of the century tbh) & it just made me think how hilarious a wei ying/wangxian edit w/ it would b (cos.. ‘blow like flute ...ooh ooh’)
#the untamed#luhan lu#yeH THE DEER BE EVERYWHERE#(if u havent heard it then ur missing out....)#i remember when it came out and everyone just fell in hysterics lol... like... luhan... babe...#i unironically love it tho... like esp the ending 'break down' part#anyway#flutes made me thing of wei wuxian cos like my brain is fixated on the untamed rn...#(this is a surprise to noone lol)#someone may have already done this in a crack vid or something lol...#havent watched any cos i havent finished the series yet and sPOILERS#personal#? i mean? kinda
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So I've noticed this for years but i love when makeup artist matches an idols eyeshadow to their haircolour. Here are my faves;::;
#nct#nct 127#jaehyun#nct u#nct 127 jaehyun#nct taeyong#taeyong#monsta x wonho#monsta x#luhan#wonho#tao#exo#exo baekhyun#baekhyun#i love it so much
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6 years since What Is Love
#exo#suho#sehun#xiumin#kyungsoo#yixing#chen#kai#baekhyun#chanyeol#luhan#kris#tao#just queuin' it up#i just really wanted to do sth for this song cause i love it so much ;u;#wow it’s already been 6 years :o#aeternaedit#aeterna:gif#edit:exo[12]#1k
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Protozoa - The Galaxy is Ours
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RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN
WORLD - FAMOUS - DUO - THE
BOYS - WHO - WROTE - WORDS
LYRICS - WHLE - THE - OTHER
WROTE - THE - MUSIC - 4 - ME
I'VE - WROTE - HUGE AMOUNT
OF - BALLET - MUSIC - THAT
MAKE - THEM - DANCE - BUT
I - WRITE - STORIES - WELL &
NOT - FILM - DIALOGUES
DO - U - THINK - I - CAN - YES
WRITE - SONGS - LIKE - NCT
BTS - ITZY - AESPA - MY GPA
6.000 - WELL - THE - ABOVE
SONG - I - CAN - WRITE - FOR
I - LIKE IT - VERY - MUCH
DISNEY - FILM - 'ZENON'
BUT - 'ZOOM - ZOOM - ZOOM'
NEED - TEACHING - ON THAT
WILL - VENTURE - INTO - YES
WRITING - SONGS - ME - WILL
B - TUTORED - IN - FRANCE - 4
ARCHITECTURE
UNIVERSITY - OF - PARIS
COOKING - BAKING
LE CORDON BLEU
COUTURE - FASHION DESIGN
FAMOUS - FASHION SCHOOL
DRESSMAKING - SAME
CUTTING - OF - HAIR - PERM
COLOR - NAILS - ACRYLICS
FAMOUS - PARIS - SCHOOL
SO - WHY - NOT - BEING - 2
CREATE - MUSIC - I - LOVE
ABOVE - SONG - & - 'ZOOM'
LOVE - ITZY - AESPA SONGS
LOVE - IU's - SONGS
I - THINK - I - CAN - WRITE
SONGS - WORDS - MUSIC
SUGA - SERIOUS - SONGWRITER
EXO - NCT - SERIOUS - SONGS 2
BUT - HAS - 2 - DO - WITH - GPA
GRADE - POINT - AVERAGE - SO
GETTING - TUTORIAL
HOW - 2 - WRITE - KOREAN
SONGS - LOVE - & - DANCE
I - THINK - I - CAN - DO THIS
STARTING - GBC - RADIO
REMAIKING - MGM - MUSICALS
AMERICAN - CLASSIC - FILMS 2
FRENCH - SUBTITLE
KOREAN SONGS - INTO FRENCH
STAYING - IN - MY - CHATEAU - 2
BE - TUTORED - JUST - 1 YEAR 2
MOST - LIKELY - WE'RE - GOING
2 BEGIN - GBC - RADIO - LIVE
DIGITAL - FM - IN - BRITTANY
AND - PARIS - FRANCE - YES
24/7 - DIGITAL - FM - RADIO
WE'RE - STARTING - WITH YES
MARILYN MONROE
JUDY GARLAND
MGM - AMERICAN - CLASSIC
FILMS - IN - FRANCE
KOREAN SONGS - IN FRENCH
GBC - RADIO
SOUNDPROOF - FLOORS
ALL DJs - ARE - SINGERS
500 BILLION - X 2 - HOURLY
TAX - PAID - IN - EUROS YES
DJs - MUST - SING - ALSO
LIVE - WITH - SONG - 2 XO
MAKE - THE - SONG - HAVE
A - NICE - FULLNESS - LIKE
A - DUET - SINGING - MIKES
LIKE - RECORDING - STUDIO
VIDEOS - SHOWING - SAME
TIME - THEY - CAN - WALK
2 - SIDE - OF - WHERE LIKE
KARAOKE - BAR - WORDS 2
LIKE RECORDING - BUT ITS
LIVE - L - AND - R - VIDEOS
RECORDING MIKE - FRONT
STANDING - THEY - SING &
DANCE - OR - JUST MOVE
AROUND - NOT - ALWAYS
SITTING - ALSO - SOFA - 2
WHILE - DJ - SITTING - IN
MAIN - STUDIO - CLEAR
GLASS - R - SIDE - 4 FANS
2 - VIEW - THE - DJ - THUS
WE'LL - START - IN - FRANCE
ME - PINK LOVE - WILL LOVE
2 - START - AS - DJ - AND ME
MY - SPEAKING - & - SINGING
VOICE LIKE MARILYN MONROE
AS - I - SING HER - SONG WITH
LEGAL - PERMISSION - 2 TEST
MY - VOICE - AS - I - SING WITH
HER - MUSIC - DIGITALLY - YES
PRESERVED - REMEMBER WITH
MOON - CAFES - ALSO - PARIS
AND - BRITTANY - FRANCE WE
ARE - GOING - BACK - 2 - WW 2
WORLD WAR 2 - THE BOOGIE
DANCING - THE - BLUES - WE
ARE - BRINGING - BACK THAT
AND - BAND - MUSIC - HIRING
KIDS - TEENS - 2 - BRING YES
BACK - BLUES - BANDS TRUE
IN - FRANCE - BRINGING LOTS
OF - THAT - MUSIC - BACK - 4
I - LOVE - KOREAN - MUSIC
I - CAN'T - HEAR - ALL - THE
TIME - MISS - GLENN MILLER
BUT - I - WANT - 2 - SING YES
THEIR - MUSIC - PUT WORDS
GBC - FM - RADIO - DIGITAL
WE - CAN - SHOWCASE OUR
SINGING - VOICES - AND OUR
TALENTS - WITH - WRITING
SONGS - LYRICS - WORDS 4
BLUES - BANDS - LEGALLY 2
THUS - ON - THAT NOTE
AS - U - KNOW - 'BARBIE'
SHOWED - YESTERDAY - 21 JUL
LEGAL - PERMISSION
GBC - FILMS - PRESENTS
'KOREAN - BARBIE'
AS - U - KNOW - I - WANT
DISNEY - PIXAR - ANIMATION
'TURNING - RED'
MEILIN - 'MEI' - LEE
STARRING - IU - SOUTH KOREA
WELL - I - HAVE - IN - MIND FOR
MUSICAL - ROMANCE - DRAMA
ADVENTURE - COMEDY - TEENS
'KOREAN - BARBIE'
STARRING - SE KYUNG SHIN
AS - BLONDE - OF - COURSE
KEN - WAS - THINKING - YES
BLONDE - BUT - CHINESE
BOYS - 2 - OF - THEM YES
'MS - CUPID - IN - LOVE'
MY - COUSIN's - LEAD - GOD
THE - OTHER - CHINESE
FORGOT - HARD - NAME
2 - REMEMBER - THUS YES
GORGEOUSNESS - BUT ME
WANTS - BOTH - THEIR YES
GIRL - LEADS - IN THE FILM
GUAN XIAOTONG - & LUHAN
ALSO - BEYOND DRAMA
'CRAZY - RICH - ASIANS'
'KOREAN - BARBIE'
BARBIE - THIS - TIME - OF ALL
HER - PARENTS - BOUGHT HER
5 LOTTERY TICKETS
ONE - WON - BARBIE
$100 MILLION - TAX - PAID
WE'LL - DECIDE - WHERE
BARBIE - WANTS - 2 LIVE
AFTER - ALL - AND - I YES
CHOOSE - FRANCE - REGION
AND - PARIS - THUS WE HAVE
'KOREAN - BARBIE'
IN PARIS - BRITTANY FRANCE
BEAUTIFUL - LOFT
GORGEOUS - CHATEAU
STARS - SE KYUNG SHIN
ALSO - STARS
NCT - ITZY - AESPA
BARBIE - GROWING - UP
TIME - 2 B - SERIOUS - WITH
KEN - BUT - THIS - TIME FOR
ONE - OF - THEM - HER - YES
PERSONAL - ASSISTANT
WHICH - ONE - WILL - BARBIE
MARRY - 2 - USHER - IN - YES
'KOREAN - BARBIE 2'
WED - MALE - TWINS - OR
BOY - AND - GIRL - HAPPY
LIFE - HAPPY - MARRIAGE
LIFE - IN - FRANCE - ALSO
GBC - FILMS - PRESENTS
'KOREAN - BARBIE'
'KOREAN - BARBIE 2'
SHOULD - SHE - MARRY - KEN
HER - NEW PERSONAL ASSIST
IS - HOT - TAKING - CARTOON
BARBIE - HAS - VLOG - ALSO
IN - YOUTUBE - HER CHANEL
LEGAL - PERMISSION - LOVE
BARBIE - YOUTUBE - VLOGS
RECREATING - THAT - TRUE
SE KYUNG SHIN
SINGING - AS - BARBIE
INTRODUCING THIS SINGER
GBC - FILMS - PRESENTS
'KOREAN - BARBIE'
PLEASE - PRAY - I - WANT
2 - ENTER - KOREAN CHINESE
SHOWBUSINESS - GOREO AND
JOSEON - TV EPISODES FILMS
COUTURE - FASHION BUSINESS
PINK - LOVE - ROCKER - MALES
MY - DANCERS - ASIANS - ALSO
WANT - MY LIFE - 2 - BEGIN
SOON - PRAY - PRAY - PRAY
OUT LOUD - BECAUSE WHAT
GOD - SAYS - 4 - ALL - OF US
'MONEY - ANSWERS - ALL'
PRAY - OUR - LIFE - BEGINS
SOON - ALL - OF US - RICH
JESUS - IS - LORD - SWEET
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