#i love this fool

[felsicveins]

Whaaat more Morris ❤️🩷

[poetryvampire]

Ive said it before and I'll say it again

I love x reader or self insert fanfiction. I think it has value, is a great creative outlet and is just as valuable as other forms of fanfic or art forms.

Dont agree? Cool. I need to introduce you to my dear friend Dante Alighieri.

[ninjigma]

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Track: ‘Upside Down’ - Jack Johnson

2: Do you all know what a Chrysalis is?? 2: It is like, a developmental stage for certain butterflies and other insects 2: And ARC Trooper Petal called me it because he says I'm still developing my single brain cell

2: Which he definitely meant more to tease about how young I am but honestly? I loved it, and then he kept calling me it, and this kind of gives away where this is going but I actually feel like it is great and I still love it so...

2 has changed 2 name to Chrysalis

Chrysalis: Commander Gree also started saying it, though he shortens it to Chryssy a lot Chrysalis: Which I don't mind truthfully Chrysalis: But the whole thing being Chrysalis just feels really me Chrysalis: Really us? Chrysalis: Sorry, a bit excited. I didn't even let you guys try and guess

1: Chrys'ika we would much rather hear how excited you are then arguing over what name you may have chosen.

Corsair: And that would've been all that happened cause there is no way we would have guessed that

Treble: Soooooo you are a butterfly?

Stapes: No, he is a worm

Chrysalis: It would be a caterpillar, and no, it is the developmental stage to become a butterfly Chrysalis: The caterpillar forms a hard outer shell and then actually liquifies itself, then reforms!

Thunder: It what

Stapes: Liquifies as in, becomes a liquid?

Corsair: So, a squished worm

Treble: A squished worm with armor!

1: So yes, accurate to all of you fools.

Chrysalis: Haha, how funny of you all Chrysalis: There is no teaching any of you is there?

Thunder: Please, hold on, liquifies???

Chrysalis: Di'kut vod'ika

1: Extremely.

Chrysalis: I also have a pet frog now Chrysalis: I named him Dumpy

Corsair: Thank goodness someone else chose your name

Chrysalis: At least Dumpy appreciates me Chrysalis: He is my new favorite brother

1: Dethroned by a frog.

Chrysalis: I think you'd understand if you met him

Treble: A moment of silence for 1

Chrysalis: Wait, I'm not replacing him!

1: Woe is me. All alone. No little brothers to ever love me.

Chrysalis: NOOOOO

Corsair: 1 you better be joking

Treble: What?? How could you doubt me?

Stapes: I'll hand out badges for us all later. Worst vod'ika

Thunder: Listen here 1, I will hug you in front of your Marshall Commander until you scream for mercy. I do not care how embarrassed you get. You will suffer until you admit you know better.

1: Di'kut vod'ika. 1: I know you're all the leeches I will never be rid of.

Chrysalis: Because you love usssssss

1: Yes. Which is definitely a you problem.

Stapes: Naturally

[sneakyfox55]

THIS IS SO SHOOOORRRT TOT

You lightly tugged on your collar, sweat beading down your forehead. Twiddling your thumbs, your anxiety was over the roof. Glancing around the restaurant, you check to see if he was waiting for you.

Before you finish your scan, you hear a pop, snapping your head to see your date land. He was dressed up in a loose oxford shirt, navy blue with the pattern of white bones being carefully sewn. He had dress slacks and black socks (with sandals, to your dismay.) The outfit looked as if brand new.

“Hey.”

“Sans! What took so long?” You scoop him up and embrace him in a hug, kissing his frontal bone, a light aqua spreading across his cheekbones.

"I had to be fashionably late." He winked, as you put him down, chuckling. He walked to the booth in the corner of Grillby’s, you following close behind.

You both sit down at opposite sides, Sans’ eyelights bigger and brighter than usual as he looked into yours.

You chuckle at his loving stare, which makes him snap out of it, realizing he was being obvious and blushed darker.

“I like your shirt.” You say, breaking the silence.

“Oh, this old thing? My bro made it for me a couple of years ago. He wanted me to dress up better, hoping this would do the trick. It is pretty cool, but at that point it was a challenge. I guess I lost, heh. Not even sure he remembers..." Sans realized he got off topic.

"Eh, forget about it. What do you want to eat?”

“Uh…” You squint at the menu above the bar. “I’ll just take a burger.”

“Sounds good. Hey Grillby!” He raised his hand, getting the attention of the owner, who came. “We’d like two burgers,” You wonder if he ever ordered on his own.

The burgers came quicker than what should be possible, with a bottle of ketchup. You squirted some on your patty, and put it down, to which he picked up and chugged, getting some on his face.

You sigh, wiping off ketchup on his cheek, as he smiles softly at you.

He holds your hands, nuzzling into you.

At that moment, you somehow knew, you'd never be alone again.

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[viennacherries]

[bloodybellycomb]

Cookie clicker ass website

[canisbeanz]

Silly doodle bc it was the first thing I thought of when I saw Pomni.

[sarah-dipitous]

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

[notamamiboye]

Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life

[sheryl-lee]

[crustaceousfaggot]

Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[itsclydebitches]

Love it when the kinda half-formed observations you make about an episode finally come to the forefront.

Watching the start of "Dot and Bubble": Hmm, everyone in this episode is very... white.

Halfway through: The Doctor certainly continues to stand out, especially in that bright red sweater amongst all the pastels

Lindy freaking out about the Doctor and Ruby being in the same room together: I suppose that could be due to some cultural taboo about interacting in-person when everyone is supposed to communicate via bubble, but that doesn't track with what we've seen of her work day...

The "twist" that the chronically online, all white, super rich, entitled to the point of satire, willing to sacrifice others without hesitation, oh so eager to colonize people living in a literal bubble (TWO bubbles) are *gasp!* actually, devastatingly racist...

Yeah, that's not a twist. That's all deliberately interconnected. The episode didn't suddenly move from an argument about social media use to an argument about racism; the two historically go hand-in-hand.

[geekeryisafoot]

Marcille wants you to think she's the normal sensible one, the straight man to everyone else's bizarre shenanigans. But no. She's just as much of a social outcast freak as the rest of her party and that's why she's my favorite