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āThatās not very nice,ā Darynās mouth said, without very much input from Darynās brain.
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From the firmament above, a blood-red eye looks down upon us.
#entered a fugue state at 3am and when i woke up after sleeping 12hrs later i found this on my computer#probably didnt help i was listening to every devil-related soundtrack kensuke ushio has made lmao#vash the stampede#trigun#trimax#listen listen listen. i love me a good ol goofy pathetic loser#but lord. do i also love it so so much when that same loser turns Absolutely Fucking Terrifying#you really fucked around and now you're gonna find out#manga#illustration#artists on tumblr#drawing#my art#comic#fanart#fuck me up el diablo
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~ a little something about the unfathomable history between you and Dazai ~
"Shit..."
It's raining, and you're trying to light a cigarette in the rain. How banal, and yet, it was comforting to you. That's just who you were, trying to change the outcome of things that were doomed from the start... Like your past relationship with Osamu Dazai. It was a strange little bond, a rhythm only you and him could follow even if it was almost impossible to truly pin his true emotions down. To really feel him as yours. If you were attracted to danger and misfortune, he was a goddamn car crash. Still, that never stopped you from dreaming of a life with him, a real one. None of this inconclusive and melancholic back and forth, cowardice is what you really called it.
Though you could never tell that to his face, because then, you'd call it love. Love you had no problem showering him in, love you ultimately felt pushed him away when he decided to stop seeing you, disappearing with that very love... with all you had. That was a year ago. So now you're a little tipsy, and trying to light a cigarette in the rain because you don't have anything else to waste your time on. Or rather, someone to waste it on. You take out a flask, and chug down cheap whiskey, grimacing immediately after you swallow it down.
"No need to choke down that disgusting stuff on my behalf,"
A familiar voice calls out from the darkness of the street corner, where the lamp's flickering light threatens to black out in an instant. A dying flame, just like your lighter. You're already frozen, and stare at the void where the voice came from, telling yourself this can't be... not after all this time. You get a feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach. You reply, voice meek and slightly slurred.
".. What?"
"What about what?" He mockingly calls back out, refusing to show himself just yet. In all honesty, he had been watching you from the corner for a while now, feeling a sense of sick satisfaction at the way you stupidly put any faith in that lighter of yours. Just like how you put your faith in him, and he squandered that as quickly as possible.
You look down, shaking your head as the rain washes over you, dripping down from your chin to your shoes. Every bit of your constitution is shattered when you realize you were a fool then, and you're a fool now. You tell yourself you can't let your heart warm up again, it needs to stay ice cold... What a joke. You scoff,
"Spare me the bullshit, Osamu"
You hear a soft laughter come from the shadows, and you wish you were six feet underground.
"Mm, I missed hearing you berate me~"
He says that so casually, and when his laughter settles, the rain takes over again. You look over at the flickering lamp post, as if you could see him directly, and roll your eyes, sighing. You call out, bitterly.
"Well I don't think about you at all."
And as you say that, the painful little ache between your brows walks out of the shadows and into the broken light, hands in the pockets of his tan coat, and soaked hair that somehow looked even better when it was disheveled. He clicks his tongue, and speaks in a low voice as he strides towards you, making your heart beat right out of your chest.
".. You should."
He says that like it's the most natural thing, a sly smile on his lips as he stares you down. He thinks you look utterly breathtaking even in your pitiful state. He thinks maybe he should kiss every little inch of your body for the rest of his life.
"Shut up."
"Oooh, that's the best you can do? Tell me to shut up?"
"I don't want to slap you in public, so this will have to do."
You spit back, your face twisted into a frown, one that's already stinging with the threat of breaking down into tears. You hate feeling something that's impossible, hoping the rain will wash it all away. Dazai smirks and raises a brow, his eyes are dark and knowing as he studies you.
You're exactly the same as you were a year ago. Full of life, even if you can't see it now.
"You're still so hot in your coldness. Predictable, but I love it. It reminds me of the time you and I-"
"What do you want, Dazai?"
Oh the way you switch to his last name makes his chest ache. His smile drops just a tad, and he looks down, looking like a wet cat as he clears his throat. His tone is sardonic, once again breaking you down as if you weren't the one making his hands tremble in his pockets. But he has a game to play...
"Just passing through, obviously. What could I possibly ever want from you?"
"And what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
You feel yourself swaying, as if the rain was quite literally dragging you down... or maybe you were just drunk. Dazai finds it endearing how you ask such idiotic questions, that after all this time you still feel the need to know him. He slowly walks even closer to you, until he's inches away. His eyes soften, along with his voice, and a pang of bitter nostalgia hits you both at once. He reaches a hand out from his coat pocket, and takes the metal flask from you, his cold slender fingers dusting lightly over your knuckles for a second too long. He thinks you look even prettier up close, and decides to put you out of your misery.
"You want me to be blunt I suppose? Hm, that's awfully dull... I love you, silly."
It's like being staked through the heart when someone like Osamu Dazai says that to you. Your throat feels like it's closing, and your lip quivers ever so slightly.
"Don't be ridiculous. You don't have time to love."
A scoff escapes him, and he finds it irritating that you would say that, despite him knowing he's more than at fault for that very resentment you hold. Still, it doesn't make his own words any less true. He exhales, and looks at you with those cruel eyes, the ones that burn into the back of your head with scrutiny. He feels hollow, and it hurts deeply to feel this again after he swore he wouldn't let himself crave you. He shouldn't get what he wants, or else he'll wander the streets at night like a starving dog hoping he catches you at your lowest so he can pick up the pieces, and maybe one day not leave right after. Maybe he'd finally follow you home. You're weak, and it's rubbed off on him.
His voice comes out too pleading, too desperate, and too damn sincere. He's fucked.
"... Ah, you wound me... I'm making time on this lovely evening for you, no? Even if it's just for one ridiculous night, I'd like it to be with you. If you want to do worse things than just slap me you can do that too if it makes you feel any better. Kick me, scream at me, I don't really care. I have the time right now and we can do this."
You didn't even register when the tears started streaming, and you definitely didn't think he would know to tell them apart from the rain streaming down your flushed cheeks at the same time. Yet here he is, using his thumb to gently wipe them, the feeling of his skin against yours for the first time in a year is searing... It's punishing. You sniffle.
"Stop- Don't do this to me... Stop talking like that when I feel so empty...."
He flashes you a sad smile, a repenting smile. He almost looks human as he stares at you, searching for something. Anything.
"Then let me fill you."
He leans in, his nose touching yours, and his whisper sends chills down your spine. It's poison.
"Say you love me too. Like you used to."
"... I-I refuse to say it again. Especially in public."
"Say it in private, then. Say it hundreds and thousands of times for me. I can beg."
He nuzzles into your face, placing the lightest kiss on your cheek, and you can feel the way his lips curl into a smile against it. He wants to give you the kind of hope you only see in movies, but all he ever delivers is the carnage of a greek tragedy. Still, he wants you claim him as yours forever, even if he is a doomed man. Even if all you did was stick your finger in his wound he called a 'heart'.
"You always reduce me to nothing. It's exhausting." You mumble, pathetically.
"Nothing? Is that how little you think of yourself when I'm with you? Not only are you drunk, you're dense."
"I'm just saying. Us. Whatever we were. It was over before it even began."
Dazai interjects, bitterly.
"Don't say that, you're sounding too much like me."
"I'm just imitating you."
Oh, bless your inebriated lovesick little heart...
"You're nothing like me."
He speaks in a low and bitter murmur, as if not wanting to be heard at all. You could never come close to the atrocity that he is. The past was his mistress, it's why he left. But even in the past, he saw you too. You were there, you're always there.
He drops the flask, and it makes a loud sound as it falls to the floor, the rain pattering onto the metal making it echo. Before you can chastise him, he gently tilts your chin up and catches your soft petal lips in his, pressing into you as much as possible.
He wants to be so immersed in your essence that you become a part of him, selfishly so, and he wants to be a part of you. His tongue softly begs to enter your mouth, and the beautiful whimpers you make that reverberate against his lips cause him to wrap a hand around your waist and bring you closer, hold you tighter, as if you'd dissipate into nothing if his grip even remotely loosened. He needs to hear more of it, remembering how you used to be so embarrassed by how vocal you were with him before. He didn't mind it back then and he doesn't mind at all now, it is the most adorable sound he's ever heard in his miserable life.
You pull back from your kiss, a small string of saliva connecting your lips, and you look up at him, muttering as you try to catch your breath. You'd go to hell for that face alone.
"You'll stay right? You'll stay this time?"
Dazai looks down at you, eyes half lidded and breathing shallow. He smiles faintly and tilts his head to the side. He wants to crush that little dream of yours but he can't find the strength to slam his foot down. He knows he should pull away, he should leave and break your heart in hopes that you'll move on from the disaster he is, but he knows what you're pleading for. You're so naive, so goddamn perfect, he wants to laugh at the thought of him ever leaving you willingly again.
The overwhelming ache in his chest makes him realize he no longer has the upper hand in these games.. That he would rather make your dreams come true than to steal the light in your eyes... It's imperative. That as much as he denied it a year ago, he no longer has a game to play. He'll gladly suffocate in the warmth of your embrace, just how he imagines it every night before he falls asleep. He cups your face, and whispers with a familiar wink,
"... I'll tell you in private."
#HES A DOGGGG HES A DEMON HES A DEVIL I WANT HIM#you guys should haaaaate me rn#not only is this the longest fucking thing ever#but i hurt my own feelings for a bit#i hear angst i go how much. endless? right AWAY I AIM TO PLEASE#dazai the absolute man that you are..... possessing me#srry didn't proofread i haven't slept LOVE U GUYS#bungou stray dogs#dazai x reader#his loser ass is so in denial and then fucking breaks down HES IN LOVE YOIR HONOR#bsd dazai#dazai x you#osamu dazai#osamu dazai x reader#bsd x reader#angst#hurt/comfort if u squint#dazai angst#dazai imagines#bungo stray dogs
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āAnd then he takes me in his arms, and then he lights another cigaretteā¦ā
#Reblogs > likes :)#itās kinda obvious but just in case#this is in trousers Marvin and Whizzer#because I care about them so so much :(#Absolutely going crazy over the fact āWhizzer going downā is basically the happiest we see Marvin in In trousers#He needs love he needs love he needs love#Marvin always gets the things he wants except the things he wants#DO YOU GET IT!!!#IMGOING CRAZY#IM NOT OKAY.#SCREAMING!!!!!#Marvin the man you are oh my lord#I heart him#I could go on about this forever#Iām such a loser for them#<333#in trousers#marvin in trousers#whizzer brown#whizzer falsettos#marvin falsettos#the marvin trilogy#falsettos#whizzvin#whizzer going down#MILO ART#falsettos fanart#Those are WAY too many tags#itās probably case I went insane over these guys for the first half of these#sorry guys :3
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One among many things I love about Dragons Risings writing is that they're so unapologetic about making the original team very cool, but also absolute dorks.
It's just kinda refreshing to me? Like, yeah, sure, Lloyd's the super-awesome Green Ninja who's a descendant of God, Kai could set the world on fire if he wanted, Nya does not hesitate and was the ocean that one time, Zane will casually mention the most insane shit he did on a whim, Cole has a lava and rock monster form, etc, but like...they're also losers. Lloyd gets bullied constantly and tries to explain what a crab is, Kai has so much intelligence but so little wisdom at all given times, Nya has a 'shit happens' attitude as if she is not actively failing through this shit happening, Zane talks to a broom with Pixal's face on it, and Cole has it together the most by being a 9-to-5 dad with a boyfriend who he 100% believed was his power crux.
They're just people, y'know? Saving the world a hundred times over doesn't mean they're not still 20-something nerds who've been stuck doing this since they were teenagers. One cannot erase the time they had bad boy doppelgangers for like two minutes. Or had to raise their teacher. Or had the weirdest relationship drama. Or were huge video game and tech geeks.
And Dragons Rising isn't afraid to let them be that. To acknowledge, yeah, objectively, they're cool as hell, but to also admit that they're just kinda fucking around and finding out. It's a wonder what consistent and likeable characterization can do, who woulda thought?
#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#lego ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr#lloyd garmadon#ninjago kai#ninjago nya#ninjago zane#ninjago cole#text post#talk#ninjago writing#im so excited for when we get to see jay again and see how he looks cool but also like an absolute loser#the idea of something being cool AND silly is possible and its right here in dragons rising i love it so much#its mostly the animation where they flex and i do love that#theyre not afraid to show that these guys are like. experienced. they know what therye doing. they can fight really well. theyre GOOD#but also kai accidentally blows up the wrong building cause he let wyldfyre have a map#and nya is like well that stone seeker thing gave us eyes. im sure its fine#and they ask zane 'are those tubes safe for humans' and he just deadpans 'no' with no further elaboration#cole confused at all times abt whatevers happening but nodding and going along with it anyway#and lloyd just being lloyd. bestie no u cannot clean the whole monastary. wu made the boys clean the monastery all the time#he just didnt make you do it cause your his favorite#ITS JUST RLLY FUN#I MISS WHEN THINGS WERE FUN
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Where the FREAK are my FREAKING PUKA SHELLS???? WHAT THE FREAK?????
#ruben hopclap#oh no he's lame#i love him so much though#that's my little loser guy /pos#i absolutely love the uncorrupted ratgrinders#not kelpymuffin though#all my homies hate rockinrollin sillydimple#d20#dimension 20#dropout#fhjy spoilers#brennan lee mulligan
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Can u believe Ted Wheeler hates them?
#Your honor my clients have done NOTHING wrong#except look like absolute pookies#Ted's beef with a 14 yo and his daughter's bf is SO important to me#I would LOVE to know what that man even thought of steven (probably just a blip) (blip blip blip blip)#also unlike you LOSERS Ted hated Jonathan BEFORE he started smoking weed (allegedly)#NO ONE INSULT MY BUMBLING 80S DAD TED WHEELER š¤#this is very much a hehehaha#stranger things#jonathan byers#dustin henderson#ted wheeler
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Day 4 SuperheroxVillain IchiLaw
Law: Uhā¦ Stealth black is that you?
Ichiji: ?!. In his mind, he canāt decide if he should be offended by this or be just outright confused and baffled at this point.
#one piece#vinsmoke ichiji#one piece law#ichilaw#Ichiji x Law#ichiji#trafalgar law#my art#vinshippingweek2024#vinsmokeshippingweek2024#It will never not stop being amusing to me having Law getting rescued like damsel and being held like an absolute princess.#Iām sorry theyāre my silly loser man even as a couple I canāt take them fully seriously because theyāre such dorks to me.#I love this ship so much donāt judge me. OvOā)#Also fun fact I did all the line-art with a dip pen and did the rest digitally. Which is the reason why this took so long to finish.#As you can tell I really like this funny ship. I put my all into this one as well. OvO)
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that moment when u meet the disguised version of your culture's satan and u end up making him fall in love with you. absolutely hilarious.
you either make him regret his actions or you make him validate his actions. he will do the shit anyway so pick your poison. doomed divorce forever.
#I'm having so much fun#solavellan#saurondriel#I LOVE DIVORCE!#cyano blabbers#I am serious this is so funny I'm giggling to myself like a crazy person#did I say I love divorce.#ofc sauron is far more evil than solas but still it's sooo funny#the fact that they both turn into puppies is also too funny to me#and that they have disguised themselves as blonde hot people#absolutely hilarious#liars through and through#the dubious consent over there staring at you#sauron is so funny though imagine becoming WORSE hahaha babygirl#losers ofc#also the fact that my personal lavellan has this beautiful blonde hair thing going on for her as well makes it funnier for me
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anyway here's art I won't delete c:
#my characters#ya know i tend to draw for this plot way more than others and i post it on main more so im gonna tag it now#i normally just do the my characters tag but now it gets the plot tag#oops i fell in love#thats literally the tag i use on my side blog thats literally what i have as the folder name in my oc folder#it absolutely is the entire premise somehow for both the main couple and the side couple#i love this loser so much hes so stupid and funny and hes a bartender in canon which makes him#a bardtender in the dnd au ahahaha get it thank you bye
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Itās so funny to me how Rohan holds Joseph in high regard but then looks at Josuke and is just beyond disgusted
#this man is an absolute fucking loser and i love hims so much bdhzhshhs#imagine having so much beef with a 16 y/o#ngl Rohan always gave me asshole big brother energy wihen heās around the main trio#anothers art#diamond is unbreakable#rohan kishibe#josuke higashikata#joseph joestar#jjba#jjba fanart#jjba rohan#jjba joseph#jjba josuke#jojo#jojo fanart#jojo rohan#jojo joseph#jojo josuke#jjba diamond is unbreakable#jjba part 4#jojo part 4
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Personally, I don't see the appeal of Shoko.
Please convince me why I should. I'm curious.
ANONNNNN YOUāRE MISSING OUTTTT WHAT THE HELL šššš okay iāll give you a pass because her character writing is very subtle. but sheās justā¦ā¦ so interesting!!!!!!
honestly i have a Lot of things i like abt shokoā¦ā¦ getting the obvious out of the way; sheās Gorgeous. most beautiful woman in the whole wide world. look at her!!!!!!!!!! :((((((((((
bUT THAT ASIDE . to me, the most interesting thing about shoko is her grief. and her connection to satosugu, obviously, but those go hand in hand!! iāll die on the hill that sheās extremely similar to the both of them. she was also born with the burden of an ability she didnāt ask for, and she also became a weapon for the jujutsu society to wield. the irony is that sheās a weapon who Heals as opposed to satoru and suguru, but thatās arguably a worse thing to go through. in one of her phanpara voicelines, she mentions that it might be better to be out on the front lines than to stay back not knowing if the others will return in one pieceā¦..
sheās just . stuck in such an awful situation. i think sheās seen far more death and suffering than either satoru or suguru . thereās a good chance sheās had to dissect her dying friends since she was fifteen. no wonder she comes across as so detached!!!!! no wonder she covers everything up with apathy or humour. sheās lost so many friends throughout the years. and sheās had to touch their corpses. i canāt imagine how much that messes you up.
but. yeah . her grief is just so, so silent. itās almost always either subtextual or shown through visual imagery (usually her cigarettes)ā¦ itās hard to tell what sheās thinking but itās so obvious sheās suffering when you look at that subtext. her calling suguru childish for thinking nobody would understand him (implying she did), walking out of the room during jjk 0 when yaga declares war on him. picking up smoking again after gojo gets sealed, and she finds out that kenjaku had taken over getoās body. (which is partially her fault!!! she was supposed to have disposed of it, but gojo tried to show compassion by not forcing her to. and thatās why kenjaku could take over.) the amount of cigarettes sheās smoking when sheās watching gojo fight sukunaā¦.. etc etc . itās all there. her grief is very silent and compliant and sad. but itās so obvious that she loved them both.
basically; shoko is flawed, traumatized, desensitized, and kind despite that. just like satoru and suguru. she isnāt able to open her heart to anyone, isnāt able to be honest about how she feels, and sheās resigned herself to her role as a weapon. but she cares. she sticks around and keeps healing and never complains. i think she cares so much that she has to force herself into a state of apathy. she wouldnāt be able to keep going otherwise.
all of this is just my own take on her, but . imo itās a take that the manga supports!!! we havenāt gotten any glimpses into her headspace aside from chapter 220, but we have more than enough subtext and interactions to analyze her characterā¦. overall, i just think shoko is interesting. and wellwritten, in a subtle way. i hope akutami gives her the spotlight she deserves in future chapters because she has such a silent and unique role in the storyā¦. itās really hard not to fall in love with her!!!!! :ā3 sheās just so coolā¦
anyway i said i had three reasons for loving shoko and her gorgeous gorgeous face + character writing are two of them . so iāll end this by mentioning the final thing!!!!!! ā¦.. which is that sheās super funny .
like. sheās a healer . but the first time we see her in the morgue sheās cutting curses open with a chainsaw. sheās disappointed when yuji turns out to be alive because she wonāt get to dissect him. the students hesitate calling her for help with their injuries at night because they never know if sheās sober or not. in the light novel she takes gojo to a bar and calls him a big kid. in phanpara she complains when you put her on your team because she doesnāt want to do any work. she cheated her way through med school. she wore sunglasses during her best friendās unsealing party. she made nanami and haibara give her a shoulder massage after they lost against her and gojo at an arcade game. she then forced a very grumpy suguru into taking a selfie with her. sheās so fucking funny and i love her <333333
#iām extremely late to this ask ignore that pls š#i hope this made you see the light my dearest anon <33#shoko is such an interesting character and i love her on her own + with satosugu so so much :((((((((#they really are so similarā¦ one of my fandom pet peeves is when ppl act like she was the most rational one of the three. she was Not.#theyāre ALL losers . actual wrecks. absolute assholes too. theyāre the only ones who can stand each other and i think thats beautiful#TYSM FOR THIS ASK ANONNNNN iāve been wanting to talk abt her for a while!! she means a whole lot to me <333#ask tag ā©
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You could convince me to watch the *checks notes* loser rangers anime? š
SKCNCJSKSK!!!!!!
Were you a Power Rangers kid??? Are you over-saturated and bored by modern superhero media?? Do you long for a fresh take on the ādark sideā of Sunday Morning cartoons that ISNāT grimdark and irony poisoned and lame?? Do you like absolutely incompetent cringefail losers and their hot murder girlfriends???!!? Then come on down toā¦
āØGO! GO! LOSER RANGER!āØ
Weāve got it all! :
Protagonist that just fucking sucks at everything
Like. Really REALLY fucking sucks. At everything. Cant even figure out how to eat food. Hates everyone and has no friends. Heās just like me fr.
Heās like if Sasuke was the worst ninja ever like couldnāt even throw a kunai but still thought he was better than everyone else and kept the exact same pretentious attitude. Iām obsessed with him.
A fun, unique twist on the Power Rangers-esque Sunday Morning cartoons of our childhood that pokes fun at the 90s era camp of that genre of media while still feeling genuinely heartfelt and respectful to the spirit of the source material itās satirizing
If villain bad, why sexy?
Hot Murder Lady
Genuinely just like a fun silly plot that isnāt too serious (yet) and can be enjoyed casually (or not casually if youāre a freak like I am) and really hits different if you were a power rangers kid like I was
Cool animation with a unique style that feels like a lot of love went into it
Did I mention if villain bad, why sexy??
HIBIKI SAKURAMAš
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OOOHHHH YOU WANNA WATCH GO! GO! LOSER RANGER SOOOOO BAD
#go! go! loser ranger!#loser ranger#itās silly and fun and fighter D is my special special little guy#the absolute PEAK of āyouāre stupid. I like that in a manā#just sucks so much forever but in a sweet never give up kind of way#(he should give up)#also one of my pet peeves is like. antihero media that just tries way too hard to be edgy#like āooh what if.. Superman BAD actually??? please clap I am very smartā#and this is like. in the same vein I GUESS but the key difference to me is#it keeps the same lighthearted and fun tone of the original media itās making fun of#so itās more like an homage to it rather than trying only to just tear it apart#less āhaha the 90s were sooo stupid am I right guys? but not like me I am very smart check out all this bloodā#and more ādamn this was kinda silly huh! well letās get a little sillier :)ā#me and Cam are watching it religiously as former power rangers kids#and we love it
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they can never make me hate you
(collage by me)
#observe how theres's like no s1 pics here....i can't tell if that was my subconscious or just purely accidental#it might've been my subconscious cause he looks like an asshole in most of s1 (i swear i love him)#he's adorable and a loser and a try hard and the absolute sweetest i love him so so much#ignore how two of these pics are from the same scene#I LOVE HIM#my sister told me not to use the judgy face one (bottom right) but it's funny to me and i wanted to use 8 pics#guys he's so beautiful i can't-#DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM#ej caswell#elton john caswell#hsmtmts#high school musical the musical the series#ej hsmtmts#venux's āthey can never make me hate youās
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they can have a gentle and endearing moment. as a treat!
#baldur's gate 3#bg3edit#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#astarion#oc: maleane#maleane/astarion#bg3 tav#by me#eBG3#LISTEN LISTEN i CANNOT even begin to express how much these two mean to me!!!#just the fact that they can both be so terrible and cruel and enjoy toying with other people#to then NOT want to be that to each other? ?? ? that alone is so delicious#and also they're both absolute losers falling in love when they both did that reality tv confession style response of#āwho's the most likely to fall in love? oh definitely not me i don't do love lolā#i'd tag my moots btw but i feel like these screenshot posts might become abundant very soon...#so idk if i want to spam all your tags dgfdg
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not dan and phil making fun of people who got together at 14 lol youve met at 18 and 22 years old respectively and youve been together for fifteen years who are u to talk!!!!!!!
#guys who said i love u after two months of knowing each other at an impressionable age voice oh wow u started dating at 14 loser lol#i love them so much. also theyre absolute hypocritical bastards <3#t
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