#i love them YOUR HONOR

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | The 126 in 5.10

[ladykatibeth]

While the ultimate goal seems to be world domination it’s now canon that both Stone and Robotnik, when not at the behest of the United States Government, are incapable of not getting sidetracked and picking up random side careers.

They randomly remember the ultimate goal and put their all in when they discover tools of ultimate power, but as soon as they fail immediately go back to trying out different jobs like a retired couple trying out a pottery class or book club.

[psyscha]

Just a little Kario Mart and Chill. - Ghostlight

Connected fic!

[cactusnymph]

[ID: four gifs showing two scenes from Leverage with Parker mocking Eliot after he complains about something. In the first scene Eliot is sitting in the backseat of a car with a bleeding nose and he shouts at Parker: " I got hit by a car!". Parker, who is driving, repeats his words mockingly before shouting "Get over it!". In the second scene Eliot barks "You don't throw crowbars at people!" with an angry expression and Parker pulls a face and shakes her head as she mockingly repeats his words. End ID]

Leverage (2008-2012) The Boost Job (S03E08) The Three-Card Monte Job (S03E09)

[shadowjinx2906]

Regulus “micro expressions” Black x James “overflowing with expressions” Potter

[turtledork02]

the siblings of all time

[averageambivert]

when you just watched arcane s2 so whenever you try to focus on studying, your brain starts demanding to listen to ma meilleure ennemie instead<<<<<<<<<<<

[nataliescatorccioapologist]

Taivan writing on each other🥺

[casual-observer-here]

Finally got to "Buck, Bothered and Bewildered" (7x04) on my 911 binge and HOLY FUCK!!! Even knowing what was coming was not enough to save me!! The secondhand embarrassment was too powerful and yet I'm kicking my feet three minutes later over two grown men kissing!!! There are things to celebrate in this world and today it is Buck being bisexual!!!! Dean Winchester died the stupidest death so that two macho men firefighters could kiss on network television!!!!!!!!!!!!

[topgunruinedme]

Tell me they’re not husbands.

GOOSE & SLIDER TOP GUN (1986)

[theabbyknight]

THE LEG HOOK 🥵❤️‍🔥

watch me romance these blorbos in real time on Twitch! 🔥

[precure-screencaps]

mahou tsukai precure!! mirai days - ep. 1

[loveesiren]

How do I explain to my loved ones that these two idiots are the loves of my life?

[leofromsomewhere]

so i started watching the bad batch and hunter being omegas dad is just the cutest thing, especially because she was the one who essentially adopted him omg

like she started following them around and copying hunter's every move and now she looks at him to say "dad is it safe" when she encounters something new

and also how hes just so soft for her i love them i love them i love them it's only episode 2 but i love them so much

[emotoangel]

profile picture officially changed 💔 end of an era I fear

[yearningaces]

So... Kitsunes right?

How many stories have them in some human form and marrying a human?

But they're fox spirits, right? Don't they have fox forms too and not just human ones?

Imagine with me a scene

The hero of a tale has to travel through a reality of forests with varying spirits, they have to find the Kitsune for some reason

Finding the foxes shrine is the best guide. After climbing the stairs and entering what looks like a small space from outside but is far larger inside, the hero expects many things.

The smaller spirits murmur of the Kitsune, the Kitsune's beloved as well. So of course the hero assumed a human spouse. Someone to appeal to for the better nature of the fox spirit.

So when the human hero finds the lounge cushions the very fox like form of the Kitsune. Silvery fur with black and red markings and nine tails. Some sway languidly, others curled up at its side.

"Great Kitsune, I have come to make a request of your endless capabilities."

The massive seeming fox figure lifts its snout. Eyes bright with intelligence as its voice rumbles through the very floors. "You break the peace of this day with your pleading. Make your words swift, and depart."

Not a good start for the hero... They look for the supposed partner with no luck. However, there's no talk of any other Kitsunes here, so all bets are there's a human. Leading to a very bold claim brewing in their mind. "The human town, my town at the base of the mountain is facing an imminent threat."

"You waste my time on a human settlement?" The foxes maw moves unnaturally as it speaks. The fangs far sharper than the more humanoid depictions.

The situation isn't going the way the hero hoped. "I plead for your aid as your spouse would also be affected, no? With my home being the only human settlement on the mountain, it would be where they came from. Could you face them and say you allowed their previous home to be destroyed?"

The Kitsune stares silently. After a moment it lifts two of its nine tails that were splayed along the cushions.

And there, curled up into its side, is a far smaller, average red fox. Nuzzled into the soft silvery fur of the many tails that curl around them like a nest and blanket. The Kitsune grins, all fangs and mirth. "Yes, it will affect my mate. They may run through the forests without fear of your hunters. Of your dogs. I will not need hover so much as I do. The wound your hunters caused is nearly healed, and your town is lucky that the arrow grazed where it was shot to pierce the hide of my mate."

The hero can only balk. The fox spirit was seemingly never considered to have a fox for a mate. Only a human. All of the old depictions paint Kitsune's with humanoid forms and human spouses. So to see such a simple looking fox compared to the large nine tailed silver furred, black and red marked Kitsune certainly leaves one with many questions. "A... Fox?"

Said red fox stirs, shifting and curling up tighter, nudging its muzzle and eyes under one of the many tails that settled around it once more while making a noise. The side unguarded having a freshly healing mark. One that's been meticulously tended to.

The quiet whine draws the Kitsune's attention. Fanged muzzle leaning down to gingerly nudge into the red foxes side. An affectionate gesture. After a moments silence, the sharp eyes of the Kitsune slowly moves back to the hero. "Leave before I revoke your right to return home with your breath in your lungs, little hero."

The hero doesn't wait, running out as quickly as possible. Shadows chasing the hero out rapidly.

Once the room is silent again, the Kitsune sighs, looking down at his little companion and settling it's tails around them once more. With a head lowered to curl around the little red fox, the fox spirit feels its heart at ease once more. A gentle lick against the healing wound and then the top of the little red foxes head calms the Kitsune. Settling down, and falling back into the midday slumber that they had before the rude interruption.