#i love the weasel guy

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[dotoil]

Nutcracker came up with that idea so quickly he prob thought about it before

[gay-little-izzet]

Commission of a bloomburrow-ified Sorin Markov for @baronvonchop!!!

Since a vampire bat would be the obvious choice (honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if we did see a vampire bat Sorin, or at least if someone else has drawn that), we went with something a bit more subversive, if still fitting: a white ermine (the weasel variety, not the moth)

From what I know of them, the elegant appearance of stoats belies their status as a fearsome predator to other small animals. The pale coat and beady eyes of this particular species felt like a good fit visually, too.

[catwouthats]

I’m researching all the animals wolverine gets compared to so I can see which ones are most like him and to which degree they are like him.

Bro this shit is fueling headcanons…

His love language is definitely gift giving, but he wouldn’t usually say the gift is from him. It would just appear at the person’s place. Like randomly, his friends get random tiny things, and they have no fucking clue where they come from??? And things they thought they lost appear again?? They must just think they are lucky at first.

[dear-oizys]

Maybe I'm not on Tumblr enough because I have never seen a post talking about what Wade went through during the Weapon X (???? Is that right ??????) experiments in Deadpool 1. I just re-watched it a week ago and I can't stop thinking about it???

He was literally beaten all the time, fucking choked also cause I'm NOT believing that they let those restraints be even slightly comfortable.

He was water boarded multiple times in different ways and he was KEPT IN A FUCKING ICE FILLED BOX?????

They electrocuted him while keeping him tied to a METAL CAGE???

And I don't even want to talk about how they kept him in that chamber. FOR AN ENTIRE WEEKEND!!

I know that his childhood was a shit show and that he was also in Special Forces ( which is just another thing entirely ) but still wouldn't round the clock torture ( his words, not mine ) have some lasting effects on a person?

Just imagine Wade not being able to take a shower for days because everytime he feels the water on his face he's just back in that shitty warehouse gasping for the tiniest amount of oxygen in the seconds that his head was taken out of the water.

Just imagine him cutting off all the hems around his t shirt's neck and hands cause those feel like the restraints are back on him. Imagine him burning the one tie and the one dress shirt that he had because they feel too much like those straps which held him down and suffocated him.

Imagine Wade not being able to stay a second in the tub after it gets even slightly cold cause that reminds him of the time he spent freezing in the fucking ice box.

Imagine him being very careful around sockets in the house because he knows how being electrocuted feels and does NOT want to experience it again . Imagine him not fixing the bathroom door's lock which has been broken since he moved in but always making sure that all the sockets in the house work perfectly.

Imagine him being claustrophobic, and terrified of being anywhere near small spaces because it reminds him of being locked the chamber.

Just imagine Wade being traumatized by his life experiences but still powering through each day, hoping that no one notices because he doesn't want to be a burden. I mean why would he ruin other people's day by telling them about how he feels, when instead, he can just put on the mask and just act annoying and hope that no one looks past it.

[errulz]

i am single-handedly feeding this dead ass fandom fanart all by myself

[c-schroed]

While house-sitting for the Summer Schoolmistress, one can tend some tinctures, and well. The Schoolmistress' handwriting leaves some degrees of freedom.

Reginald. Ever since one specific series of Nuptial Dreams she bought at a Feast of the Rose a long time ago, a character of mine will always react to that name with

[white-weasel]

Sometimes I think about just how much of a petty bitch Kristoph Gavin is and I laugh. Like truly one of the top haters of all time

[imsmallfry]

I don't remember if I've already posted this? But here it is again anyway :3 An older drawing of Rat and Dan ft my old imagining of what Dan looks like (he needs two arms!) But I just love how weird Rat looks!! In my latest drawings of them I also imagine LMG just gives them crappy swag shirts to wear or scrap from the city/contractors that didn't make it so Rat's cool shirt is probably unrealistic lol

[its-not-a-pen]

First day as an early-3rd-century warlord and I am fighting in the bloodiest civil war of my country’s history. Very few records were kept during this time and even fewer have survived, but I am one of the only people of my era to have an accurate, physical description that was verified by multiple sources. Was it because of my meteoric rise from sandal-weaver to king? My heroic exploits? My compassion for the downtrodden? No. it was because my contemporaries would NOT stop roasting me about my extremely big, stupid-looking ears.

[snakes-on-skates]

a while ago i saw this human bill design on tiktok and omg i love it so so so much 😭 i freak out every time i see it my thoughts immediately switch from normal to AUGGHHHH STOPPPPPPPPPP I HATE HIM SO MUCH HES THE WORST HES AWFUL WHAT A FREAK

[marinerainbow]

Psycho: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Poppy: Oh, sweetie. Of course I would!

Poppy: I would make sure you had the best dirt home, get you all the nutrients you needed, and make sure no early birds grabbed you ^^

Psycho: *happy trills*

VS

Shiny: Hey, babe? If we were in the zombie apocalypse, and I was bitten, would you shoot me?

Greasy: Oh, no amore! I would let you bite me, so we could be zombies together ^^

Shiny: Awwww....

Shiny: That's fucking stupid. I'd shoot you dead.

[knizuu]

THIS AINT SPOILERS I SWEAR-

Funny drawing heheh

[kamalemons]

Artfight Attack 2 of Lester Pesterson, a scientist who got turned into a weasel. OC by @lastpersoncolonthree

[slashingdisneypasta]

I was looking at your post of which Disney Princes the Weasels would be, and it got me thinking; which princesses would our gals/their S/O's would be? I hope this assessment puts a grin on your face XD and that I got your OC's right ^^

Lottie: Mulan. There was no hesitation in my mind with this one. Tough, badass, and military trained, but also loves her family to pieces. And they both got silly sidekicks too XD (Mulan has Mushu and Cricky, and Lottie has her unkles and cousins XD)

Shiny: I feel like Megera is the best candidate, even if she isn't an official disney princess. They're both sarcastic queens who have troubled histories, especially with men, and they both are soft inside ^^ and they both know how to seduce to get what they want, even if Meg hadn't been successful with Hercules in the way she expected.

Jane Doe: ... Sleeping Beauty, because they both are hiding from evil forces and don't appear so often? I'm sorry! I know Jane deserves more 😭😅 if it helps, it's also because I think they're both underrated (Sleeping Beauty was/is actually my favorite princess, despite how people feel about her and her movie). Another candidate I offer is Nala, as they are both are the half of their relationships that bring the best out of their partner, and are playful but also level-headed and focus on what's most important (Jane Doe on keeping Teddy safe, and Nala on bringing peace and order back to the pride lands)

(This moment between Nala and Simba definitely happened between Jane and Wheezy. You can't convince me otherwise XD ^^)

Poppy: I was gonna say Cinderella, but then I remembered that Psycho is Lucifer the cat, and got sad because that'd mean he'd be mean to her and make her life harder (and she would threaten him with a broom) 🥲😆 but that's fine, because I think Snow White is her best fit; they both are comparatively naive to the others, they both have messed up things either happening to them or that have happened to them. They both befriended a group of rowdy bachelors who would chase a wicked witch off a cliff for them, etc. And Poppy wishes she could sing in a well about her love life and her soulmate would appear like Snow XD (Also, something I've wanted to write is Percy and Penny watching Snow White for the first time and saying that their mother looks like a rabbit Snow White- and in turn asking dad if that makes him prince charming XD ^^)

(☝️This old lady Rena trying to seduce Poppy? I'm sorry I'll stop-)

Rena: She ain't a disney princess. I won't let those big blue eyes fool me. She's a wicked old queen. Rena and Yzma are both wicked, fabulous, crazy oldies with impeccable fashion taste. They both have weapons in equally sus and convenient(?) places. They both have very clear types (I'm with you; Yzma hired Kronk not just for a henchman), and can get people quickly on their side (Rena is more friendly than Yzma, but you saw how quickly Yzma got the palace under control... Granted, that's probably partially due to them not caring about Kuzco's 'death', but my point still stands-)

These are my votes! If I got your OC's wrong, I apologize xD but this was fun to do! ^^

I love these so much!!!

Especially Jane Doe as Nala and Rena and YZMAAAAAA absolutely perfect and I love it so so so much XDD

And hey, maybe Poppy should threaten Peycho with a broom in some of our AU's 😅😅😅😆 Even the regular timeline.

OMG!! That Percy and Penny bit is so CUTE! XD I must know how Psycho would respond to that XD I must have Smartass, Greasy or Wheezy walk by and laugh-

And Shiny as Meg <3<3<3 I feel so soft about that. Obviously that is perfect XD ^^

Thank you so so much for sharing!!

[shy-nightmare]

I was sure I slept the night without being haunted, but I remember seeing a potato 🥔 floating by

This GIF does not belong to me. It belongs to @sheleuina. I give credit 😊

He's in the walls.

*pulls out Ghostbusters gun* 🔫

HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!