#i love talking about him hes like

[waterlogged-detective]

hello i am asking about how horrible darcy is <3

HI THANK U

So I’m gonna make a short list of things he does/has done that are awful and morally reprehensible since i dont have the brain to prose rn:

Obligitory disclaimer that Darcy started life as an edgy creepypasta oc when i was like 17 so even if this stuff isnt as bad as it could be, he used to be cringier.

Before the Fall Darcy was a resurrectionist who not only stole bodies from cemeteries indiscriminately, but he also burked at least a couple people. To clarify: yes some of it was for legitimate research purposes but a lot of it was because he got bored and he likes taking things apart. There is no deeper meaning to this he’s just a pos.

After the Fall Darcy took it upon himself to not only figure out the anatomy of those already in the Neath (rubberies, colonists, etc. words out on devils but he probably hasnt risked it tbh) but to see exactly how much someone could be taken apart before they *actually* died permanently. Like the exact point at which a person would stop coming back.

In that vein he also decided to see how much damage it would take to tomb colonistify someone (usually putting them out of their misery afterwards because he didnt want his name to be too bad in the colonies).

He did not care if these people were awake and conscious at any point during any of these proceedurea, as long as they didn’t move around too much or get annoyingly noisy he didn’t bother to send them back to the boatman.

He also sometimes doesn’t even attempt to justify the reasoning behind a dissection, he just got bored. Like half of the things in jars are from totally healthy people (prior to Darcy being himself) and the others are from things he thought looked interesting.

He is not sharing any of the research he’s been doing with Anybody which takes away from the even thin veneer of doing something for the sake of someone else. This is total self interest. It may not have started that way, but it is *now*.

He also does not have a moral problem with ANYTHING the Masters have done or will do. He simply doesn’t care, or in some cases (like finding out about jack of smiles) he finds it absolutely hilarious.

To a lesser crime as well: in universes where Jon is human and inevitably starts seeking he has no issues with anything that entails either. He’d *help* the process, just to see what would happen. He thinks its being a supportive husband but it’s going to end Jon 100%

He also thinks cannibalism is morally okay, but never would engage in it himself due to being a vegetarian. This is less a crime and more something I just personally find funny.

There’s definitely more but these are some of the Crimes (tm). Darcy stopped being morally grey a long long time ago, and he can’t even entirely blame it on dying. He was a horrible human being and is thus a horrible corpse

[razzafrazzle]

literally my favorite aspect of sock opera is bill calmly but repeatedly failing to buckle his seatbelt. like its funny enough that Bill Cipher of all people is putting on a seatbelt but its so funny that he keeps fucking it up. but he's still just smiling like a dumbass the entire time

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF puppet and Michael Afton got beef,,

[kidovna]

manifested mileven at the snowball in 2016, so now I’m manifesting byler at senior prom🪻🌻

[acediscowlng]

charles going "i'm aces with other people" literal seconds after he died from being murdered by his friends is absolutely fascinating, this kid's optimism and sheer determination to bullshit his way through every traumatic event he goes through and pointedly refuses to examine really knows no bounds

[danlous]

I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw or a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

[a-fangirltrash]

Do u guys think that Fiddleford sometimes accidentaly called Stanford darling, sweetheart and love because he kept mistaking him with his wife hahahah.... and that he was so sleep deprived once that this happened....

Yeah this is canon in my head like this would totally happen, he's not beating the cheating allegations

[ducktracy]

there are a lot of evil people in the world and a lot of darkness in the world and so it’s very important for me to stress that now more than ever is the time to spread kindness and compassion. combat the evil by not only not partaking in it, but actively refuting it. destroy the notion that being compassionate or generous or kind to someone is uncool or embarrassing or even scary. be the change you want to see. start a chain reaction. positivity only breeds more positivity. do an act of kindness for someone so that that person who is too afraid to do it themselves can see you, realize that they’re not alone, and perhaps sheepishly follow your example. and then the next person who is too afraid but sees that person can do the same. when bad news comes out about bad people or horrible atrocities in the world it’s such an easy impulse to despair, and obviously it’s important to feel what you need to feel. grieve. be angry. be sorrowful. be empathetic. but dust off your pants and get up and be a part of a chain reaction that, no matter how small the scale, and spread compassion and love and care. all the reasons why you might not—“it’s hard! it’s scary! people will make fun of me! it’s useless because there’s too much evil!” are all grade A arguments as to why you should. you have no idea how many people you could inspire to do the same. even if it doesn’t get you anyway far, you can at least say you have the nobility of trying. please choose love and please choose life. you are worth loving and you are worth inspiring others to love

[becca-e-barnes]

Bucky pinning you down so you can’t squirm and he’s just sitting inside you while he tortures your clit feeling you clench around him. He makes you cum over and over until he finally cums.

Overstimulation + super soldier stamina = …

- 🍯

Dear God, I know I just don't have it in me to behave during cock-warming. When it comes down to it, I genuinely have no patience at all 😵‍💫

"You..." Bucky begins, pressing you down onto the bed before gripping your ankles and forcing you to flip over onto your front. "Have a problem with control."

With your face turned away from him, you can't help but smile to yourself. No one has ever said it out loud but you know he's right.

Being in control is where you're most comfortable. No hands are safer than your own. Except maybe his. You know he won't fuck this up.

"And you..." He continues, gathering your wrists behind your back, holding them tightly with one hand. "Need to learn how it feels to have control taken from you. Do you understand?"

As soon as you begin to nod your head, you feel him start to tape around your wrists, holding them together behind your back. Once he's content they're secure, he sits on the edge of the bed, facing the mirror before he pulls you onto his lap.

"Legs spread over the top of mine." He orders and you do as you're told, not because you have to but because you want to.

You notice the way your cunt is already glistening in the mirror and you're almost embarrassed because he hasn't even touched you yet.

"Fuck, you're made for this." He groans, lining his cock up to your slick entrance and you wonder if he's holding his breath too while he slides into you, as deep as your bodies will allow.

You're obsessed with the sight in front of you; your own naked body, with your legs spread so far apart you can see how your cunt is stuffed full of him.

Being shorter though, your feet can't touch the ground like this. There's no way you'll get enough leverage to fuck yourself on him but as soon as you start to tell him that, he silences you with two thick fingers between your lips.

"I'm not letting you fuck me." His free hand roams over your body, squeezing your breasts, pinching your nipples and then settling between your spread thighs.

"I'm going to play with you. I'm going to see how much you can take. I'm going to work out exactly how you like your clit stroked and I'm going to do that until your legs are shaking and your body won't let you cum any more. Maybe then I'll fuck you but sweetheart, that will be hours from now." His breath is hot against the side of your face, his fingers slipping from your mouth to your waist while he starts to flick gently against your clit.

"I'm going to start slowly. I'm going to do everything I can to drag this out as long as possible. I can feel every clench and flutter of this pretty little cunt and I'm going to enjoy it until you're dripping over my balls." At this rate, it won't be long until you're dripping onto the carpet, never mind over him. You dreamed he'd want to take control like this but you never imagined the way your body would respond.

"And then, when you've cum more times than you can handle, I'm going to tell you that I love you while I fuck you like I don't."

Update: Part 2

[jakeperalta]

keep seeing "taylor hates matty just like us!!" like.. she hates him because he broke her heart I hate him because he is a legitimately garbage person we are not the same

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[ohbuggy]

Sobbing,,, that lore drop was something huh?

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

[sophfandoms53]

Anyway shout out to Dewey who constantly looked like he was having the worst time of his fucking life in the pitches

Just an 11 year old pissed off at the world it seems😭