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Concept: Vampire character that represents strengthening ties to humanity and the natural world instead of dividing them

Vampire gets HEAVILY invested in eco conservation because they *can't* just shrug it off as the next generation's problems

A vampire that goes around eating oil tycoons and clear-cut logging CEOs and climate-denying politicians because their childhood village is a dirt pit now and the animals they saw growing up have become endangered

Immortal guys who anonymously donate huge sums of cash to wildlife preserves that oversee forests they used to hunt in

Fellow who, instead of succumbing to the boredom and waste of infinite time, has become feverishly obsessed with making sure this one specific species of snail will still be around in another hundred years

5000 year old woodsman who can still mimic the calls of extinct birds, who still remembers the mating calls of mammoths and wooly rhinos and wild horses

Ancient vampire who can still vaguely recall a cave somewhere with her whole family's hand prints in it, and not sure of it's precise location, keeps the whole area void of human activity so it doesn't become a tourist attraction

Vampire archeologist who digs up their old friend's remains and has the figure out how to prove, with evidence, how they know exactly who they were and what they looked like

Immortal anthropologist who reconstructs a face from a skull only to realize that they'd met them before a long, long time ago

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Customer: nickname; ‘super’ B for Balsz, my last name DMV: super bitch or super balls. Balsz is last name Verdict: DENIED

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relationship goals

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the dubious philosophy of salmon

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Do you get offended easily?

Yes

I don't think so, but I've been told that I do

No

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:/

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If Kendrick calls Drake a pedophile at the Super Bowl I think Drake might just have to go into witness protection because like how are you supposed to keep making music at that point

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I'm the type of person who should have been born >1000 years ago to get high off my gourd in a cave and experience visions but I wasn't I'm a fucking zoomer so I have to deal with institutional transphobia and making people uncomfortable when I start talking about my spiritual beliefs because I "sound insane"

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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Bioshock (2007) ↳ 1/?

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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Do you judge people for wearing t-shirts of bands they don't know/listen to?

Yes

Yes, but I do this myself

No

No, if they are aware of the irony

No, I do this myself

Nuance

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I had such a lovely time tying with hellehound (IG)