#i love my wife !!!!

[linkahavocz99]

Me when my wife makes me sleep in the barn after turning into a zombie

grrrr graaahh hrrrnn

[mumorii]

𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘛𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 /ly

[indigo-greer-collins]

i do love interpreting angel as a ray of sunshine, even a people pleaser on some level, always trying to cheer up the people around them or go on adventures or just be a source of comfort!

however!

another fun interpretation i have is that, angel isn’t even all that bright and cheerful. david was just that much gloomier than they are.

they’re almost like an enthusiastic pessimist. they do see that the world is going down in flames, they know things aren’t great — but they’ve embraced something of a “fuck it we ball ‼️‼️” attitude. like if we’re gonna go down, let’s have some fun on the way right?

it’s somewhat of a shock to angel’s other loved ones that they are someone’s “ray of sunshine”, because they’re way more used to them just being an absolute menace. they don’t go looking for the bright side of things they just go “this sucks… like m—“ and then go on with their life.

and yet to david, they’re his reason to keep going. they make every day feel brighter, the world feel warmer, and life just that much more worth living.

this semblance of a headcanon is based on me and my wife (i am david, they are angel)

i also think it makes sense that, on some level, david actually can’t handle too much optimism cuz it makes him sick/hj/lh

also hi my love @savannahohh this lil post is dedicated to u<3

[annoyingpoliceglitter]

Thinking about your swap AU again, probably just overthinking, but it's the same thing.

Does Gyro goes by "Gizmoduck" as his superhero name or does he rather use his actual name? You know, because I need an explanation for it being gizmoDUCK, unless it's a similar case like Mad Ducktor and there's no actual duck and everyone is lying to me 😔

Also, did Fenton call him? Because if he didn't I would need a word with him.

ROMMY, MY HEART AND SOUL!!! EVERYONE IS LYING TO US!!

I think "duck" is just a very handy word after all, huh? But Gandra wouldn't mind mentioning her name too! In the end, Gizmoduck is Gizmoduck. But Gyro is Gyro :) (I think they just went with Gandra's option lol, yet he calls himself by his own name)

[riley-verse]

everyday i find new ways to baffle myself <3

[plurapony]

I wish the sysblr (and the world) would be more like my wife.

My wife is not a system and any information she knows about systems comes from three sources; my personal experience, my therapist and research articles.

Yet she acts better than a lot of people I see online talking about systems (even the ones that ARE systems!)

My wife thinks endogenics are ridiculous and it's a disorder formed around trauma she understands how offensive it is to real systems - pro endo's why can't you be more like my wife?

My wife understands introjects are not their source and even when we introjected one of her favourite character's she knows that they are not their source and to treat them with their own individuality

My wife doesn't know everything about DID and she has the maturity to admit sometimes that she doesn't understand and will either take the initiative to research or allow me to explain it.

My wife understands that each individual part needs to be treated as such and with respect and always treats every part like their own individual (while understanding they are all part of Plura) - radical systems why can't you be more like my wife?

I think the world would be a much better place if everyone could learn a lesson or two from my wife and be more like her. Nuff said.

[gloriasttbh]

i think me and my wife are just the yuri version of all our favorite mlm ships…

[chickenkurage]

Wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meet my wife, my PC - S

[ilonacho]

wifey got me a cake🥺💚💛

[noob-with-a-shitty-computer]

tryna get featured in the next angel ganev video but all i can draw during my art block is grell

[puppywilliams]

fuck halloween

a/n: hi everyone! this is my first ever posted smut so im lowkey rlly nervous to publish this but i wanna test the waters..heres some halloween smut.

warnings: semi drunk reader, dealer ellie, fingering r/receiving, oral r/receiving, car sex, halloween party, vampire ellie, pirate reader, use of the word “daddy”

you were tipsy. colors colliding together from the lighting of shitty LEDs some dickhead placed in the corridor to make the party seem less boring than what everyone knows it is. you weren’t there for the party, or even the worst booze in town shockingly (considering the fact you’re always down to drink). no-no. you were here for Ellie. your girlfriend who’s trying to make some quick cash from selling.

you still dressed up, and so did ellie. even though you secretly knew she did it just to make you happy.

you looked down at your attire, wrapped in a cheap spirit halloween pirate costume. ellie was somewhere in this place that seemed Far too big to be a house dressed as a vampire.

you wandered until the knee high boots you thrifted made the soles of your feet ache.

after a few minutes of searching you finally spotted her auburn hair and the weed in her hand she was exchanging for a wad of cash.

you let yourself wander some more until she finished. it was a Rule. Don’t intervene in a deal, she didn’t want you to be linked to whatever she was selling, it was too dangerous, she doesn’t Just sell weed.

when she was finished however, you trotted over. not missing the way her eyes lingered over you. she placed a hand to the side of your waist, thumb rubbing over you gently.

“hey..” she uttered in That voice. the voice that made you know without a doubt you were gonna be fucked silly tonight.

you decided it would be best to play the ‘ditsy drunk roll’ even though you Both knew you weren’t that drunk. ellie knows you, and she knows exactly what you drink When you drink. never lets you take a sip out of anything unless She clears it. its another rule, one you follow like the rest. they’re all in place to keep You safe.

you stall for a second before answering. “hiiii..” you drag out in a voice that screams ‘please for the love of god fuck me silly tonight’.

she gives you a toothy grin as a response and leans down to nip at your neck. when her glued in fangs don’t let her get much access, she goes for the safe route.

“you wanna get out of here, babygirl?” she says staring at your body, already drunk on the way your figure looks in the costume. you give her a simple pleading nod and thats all it takes for her to drag you away from everything and out to her truck.

you fully expect for her to take you home, lay you down, and make you beg for the strap, but she doesn’t. instead opening the car door of the back seat, the hinges to her old truck squealing. she signals for you to hop in and gives your ass a little pat as you crawl up into the seats you’re Too familiar with.

she follows after and shuts the door, immediately ripping the fangs out of her mouth and licking at her teeth. getting used to the feeling of her mouth now being completely empty, and more so preparing to fill it with nothing but You instead.

she kissed at your neck softly, you whimper a bit before shes biting down fully and causing you to let out a sharp gasp. its an accident truly, ellie was a kisser. maybe even one to suck on your neck a bit and give you a hickey. but Never a biter.

shockingly however it doesn’t seem to last long, as youre both already so worked up theres no point.

while she kisses down your chest, her hands are running down your thighs, lighting a fire that runs all the way to your core.

its like shes picking you apart piece by piece each time to make you fall apart, normally its by the slowness of it that ellie has a tendency to lean towards, but not tonight, because tonight she isn’t wasting a single minute.

you prove yourself right as she rushes to rip the center of your fishnets open, making a sound of each twiddle of woven fabric being torn apart. shes looking down and groaning as she rubs your cunt through your panties, shes making sure she uses her two fingers at a slow pace, up and down. you gasp when she reaches your clit each time. all she does is look at you with a shit eating grin. it makes you wanna kick her teeth in a little. a wet spot now nice and visible down the center of the lace she picked just for You.

you can see the way her eyes roll back a bit when she spots it. “fuck baby..so wet huh?” she asks softly, but all you can seem to do is nod quickly. shockingly, thats all she needs tonight. normally she would make you tell her Exactly what you wanted, slap you around a bit to get you going, but tonight she simply pushed your panties aside, sticking in two digits into your heat and groaning at the wetness.

ellie had recently gotten finger tattoos, you had found a new love in watching them disappear as she placed them inside of you. you pulled up your dress and groaned as you examined the scene before you. “fuck…” you said to yourself breathlessly. ellie shush’d you.

“i know baby..shh i know..”

she wasted no time curling her fingers and hitting that spot deep inside of you that made your belly churn. “yeah baby..take it..its okay take daddys fingers.” she breathed out and you moaned like a pornstar with the way her thumb rubbed at your enlarged clit and her fingers pushed in and out of your pussy with ease from your slick.

“all this? over what? two fingers? god id think youre a slut but youre too damn tight for that...shit..so fucking perfect just for me and my cock, shh baby i know…” she adds on as she hears your babbling whines.

she removes her fingers from your swollen cunt, instead deciding to lean her face down and start kitten licking at your clit while she holds your panties to the side. using her free hand she held onto you leg, keeping you nice and spread for her while her tongue grazed over the swollen button. licking a bit farther down to your entrance before sinking it into you and curling it upward.

she rotated between a pattern of tongue fucking and sucking on your clit and sinking in two fingers while swirling her tongue around it. no matter what she did you were Out Of It. moaning so damn loud people inside could probably hear and predict your orgasm, maybe not as good as ellie, but theyd have a clue. it didn’t take you long before you were all dumb on her fingers and wrapping your fingers in her hair whimpering “‘mgonnacumpleasefuckpleaseellieplease” when you fulfilled your promise ellie was quick to lick what was left over, pulling her fingers out and moving upwards to put them in your mouth. feeling you suck on them she grinned at you. “thats my good girl”

[steamedtuofu]

I <3 my dragon wife

[slippingintostones]

if my wife looked up at me from a well she had fallen into with her big deep eyes and told me she was waiting for god to save her, then promptly burst into tears when I tried to help her, then said what if there was the teensiest possibility that god might not get her out because “why would I say that” I would simply invent a miracle bc that is my wife. my darling. my moronic pookie and there’s nothing anyone could do about it

[rainbowtie25]

Tojoctober Day 11. Night

Hehe 🤭

[xxsugarbonesxx]

literally all of miguel nation

[parsleysaauce]

early days in the drawtectives agency