#i love my man i swear
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i’m just gonna come out and say it
if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.
#like a good few inches taller#if you can’t relate to this thought process then keep on scrolling#call me toxic#call me petty#call me stupid#i don’t care#i know damn well that height doesn’t matter and doesn’t make one man better than another#it doesn’t represent dominance#percy is the better man because of his bravery and his loyalty and his unwavering goodness#but i’m so loyal to percy that literally anything that gives him any sort of edge over luke gives me satisfaction#LEAVE ME AND MY PETTINESS ALONE#unless you ageee#then please join the club#i swear to gods if even one person calls me toxic or says i’m encouraging double standards i WILL delete this app and im not bluffing#THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT#YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND#short kings i love you don’t even worry#this is between me and luke#and percy and luke#percy jackson#luke castellan#pjo#percabeth#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#annabeth chase#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo headcanons
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they're still looking for me, after all these years?
#i swear i love speculating where the fuck this man went after 1987 like WHERE DID YOU GO MY GUY???#hidden hands au#fnaf au#henry emily#fnaf henry emily#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddys#fnaf#five nights at freddys fanart#my art
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the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid
#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#the book of bill#tbob#young ford pines#turtlearts#also sorry i got the heights devastatingly wrong fidds is so damn short here im sorryyy#for the record i was thinking of when mcgucket and ford reunited at the end where he actually is much shorter and smaller so erm idk man#please dont be mad#also i KNOW this is not lore accurate or whatever and i made it so much more sappy (?) than how it actually went but my hobby is being sapp#so leave me alone <3#also i do love me a ford thats afraid of vulnerability so theres also that haha#my favorite thing to draw was the first panel of fids with the banjo and then the 2nd to last picture#everything else looks like shit sorry#but i haaadd to post it ok . i have nothing else so dont complain and eat up kids#also do NOT laugh at my piss poor comic skills. literally dont even i swear to god
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ok but i've heard that WAX STAN 3: THE THREEQUEL: THIS TIME IT'S IMPERSONAL is the best out of the franchise
#gravity falls#handcrafted pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#comic#gf#i swear if i find another mistake in this after i upload....#i love when dipper takes a shot at stan its such a funny aspect of their dynamic#bully that old man dipstick#this comic mostly exists for the caption lmao#at some point my settings for the pencil brush got wider and i could not make it stop doing that. idk what that was.#originally the stone joke was that stan would call himself 'ruggedly handsome'#cause. yknow. rocks are also called rugged.#but i figured him calling himself a 'stone-cold hunk' was a more obvious riff#ok im done rambling#my art
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Sometimes the doomed old man toxic yoai gets so bad you just have to start writing about fucking revenge guac to get over the pain.
#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog#slight spoilers#stobotnik#I've never seen such fucking YEARN in a man before like PICK IT UP bro your obsession is so obvious#I've never felt so.. like this about an end of a relationship before i swear to god if Stone disappears after this I'll riot#I need him causing destruction in Robotniks name but before that I'm going to cope with him being a yearny little shit snd Shadow being edgy#Genuinely it's going to be 1K words of Shadow thinking 'Maria would've loved guacamole..' or something like that because i refuse to be sad#I'm not coping.. everyone lives nobody dies stobotnik ISN'T DEAD NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN#the sonic movie team is paying for all of my bills not just the therapy ones because FUCK THIS#i loved the movie though it's so good gaia please never stop the peak it's so peak holy shit#OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED METAL SONIC WON'T HAVE HIS DAD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE#I'm NOT going to be okay coming into the third movie how could you have taken the father son bonding AWAY FROM ME
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He enjoys being called brother, but...
[This art has platonic intention. Please do not tag as ship thank you!]
A continue of this art I guess 🫣
#genshin impact#my art#tighnari#sethos#cyno#genshin impact tighnari#genshin impact cyno#genshin impact sethos#genshinimpact#oh i brainrot hard on sethos since days...#and those leak abt his backsto/voiceline give me life#I WAIT FOR YOU BBG !!!!!#maybe it is time for me to anwers ask aaaaaaaaaaa#sethos so pretty#so handsome#omg my man#kiss kiss fall in love *music*#listening to careless whisper when I think abt sethos#sorry this post is more abt tighnari cyno and I am here abt sethos#when my tighnari and cyno era will be over plz#i swear i need to put them everywhere bahahaha#oH AND IN FUTURE SETHOS WOULD CALL TIGHNARI “BRO” too. i do make rules. 😐☝️
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happy birthday martin!!!
#wild kratts#wild kratts fanart#martin kratt#fanart#my art#wtf han is alive??#im so sorry ive been off like every social media bc ive been so burnt out i still love wild kratts i swear#but i had to make something for that old man
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-I don't think Frollo would look good in a suit. I mean look at him...he's too skinny-
-Is that a challenge??
-No, I just think-
-Challenge accepted.

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Bonus lol
Nah he's perfect in it. I'm his tailor 😏
#woo hoo I MISS YOU GUYS#okay sorry for my disappearance#my apology gift 🐧#I swear I still love this pathetic old man🥀#i have lots of things to do at the end of the year#I wish I could be his tailor for life.👉👈#This makes me want to burn his boring wardrobe.#frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#claude frollo#disney#judge frollo#disney art#disney villains#I am trying to cook healthy food
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Once again thinking about Emmy during those weeks when Rook was gone. The angst potential. 👌
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#spoilers#Veilguard spoilers#Emmrich volkarin#my art#trying to be closer to the fade#to find his beloved#out in the pouring rain cos who doesn’t like a sad man in the rain#and then he’s the one with the fake dagger which makes me think he was the one who made it#with the others helping#just thr idea of it all#oh we love angst don’t we#suffer with me#sorry Emmy I love you I swear#but it makes the comfort better when the hurt is strong
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Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

#sorry it’s how my brain works (sometimes can only see things in terms of tv scene-)#tumblr exclusive video fancy…#dcmk#my art#(quietly coughing and spluttering) OK alright I can feel the creative brain explosion slowing down. geez#coughs.#nyways. weird that there hasn’t really been a main case where poison is involved in a certain way#If I watch my own scribbled boards for too long im gonna get too embarrassed to post. Send post#Subarus hair is still infuriating by the way like take that off your normal hair is easier. The beanie is easier#you like Have to have the side corners on this haircut or it doesn’t look right#anyways. shiho ptsd moments I think she kind of gets irritated that shinichi doesn’t react the same so when he does she gets like#weirded out and vindicated and a little protective. Like woah wait. Love that you understand me rn don’t like that you feel bad I am going…#to…………. ssssssssssit here about it…………………………….. uhhhh. do you want. a rubix cube to get your mind off it#I don’t want to talk about my feelings I just want you to get it. you don’t wanna talk about your feelings either which is……………. Hmmmmmm#I like her. love of my life miyano shiho#masumi sera#conan edogawa#ai haibara#akai shuichi#let conan swear. HE SWEARS A LOT BUT LET HIM SWEAR IN ENGLISH I KNOW HE KNOWS THEM#man needs his emotional support akai family they like him#rigorous trials to being approved by the akai matriarch but everyone else likes him already and have already picked him up multiple times#and shuichi would let him swear
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could you perchance.... draw the butcher.....


one butcher for youuuu
#honestly had so much fun sketching this#love this bastard#also would it be funny if i said that#i based his face off of that one prison cheff from paddington lol#i swear hes exactly how i picture this man in my head#anyway i hope you like it#malevolent#dennis collins#malevolent fanart#my art
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Sex w/ Clingy!Kazutora
♡ NSFW but also fluffy, fem reader, possessive!Tora, lowkey chubby reader but anyone can read as always, praise, pet names (angel, pretty baby, mama), oral->fem receiving, basically porn with feelings lmao ♡
note: Okay so I had to follow up on this little idea with a little something something and you know I just had to do it with Tora 🤭 but ofc lemme know if I should write about a different character with this idea
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This happened every time you and Kazutora have sex, his face ends up buried in your neck, his lips trailing kisses over your soft skin. Your bedroom was filled with the sounds of his cock pummeling into your soaked cunt, the soft smack of his hips hitting yours, and his breathy whines.
"Fuck, I love you so much angel! Pussy so perfect~"
You were so fucked out that you could barely respond, his dick hitting all the spots that made you go dumb.
"Mama, I need to hear you say it back. Do you love me pretty baby?" He pants softly, practically crying against your shoulder as his grip on your plump thighs tighten.
"You know I do!" You gasped out, teetering on the edge of pleasure, simultaneously under and overstimulated.
"Of course I know, but I need to hear you say it." He pleads, his hips smacking harder and faster into yours. "Tell me you love me, tell me you're all mine, that I'm the only one for you.."
"I'm all yours... only yours.."
"Yeah? All mine and only mine?" He looks down at you with the softest of stares before planting kisses on your face, subtly slowing his thrusts down as he cums inside you. He whimpers as you tighten around him, soaking his dick and thighs with your cum.
"Fuck..so perfect angel. All mine." He mumbles, repeatedly kissing and nipping at your lips as he pulls out. He strings kisses down your jaw and neck before moving his way down and burying himself between your thighs.
"Lemme clean you up mama, okay?" He peppers kisses on your inner thighs before putting your legs on his shoulders and sliding his tongue between your puffy folds, licking the mixture of his and your cum out of you. You card your fingers through his long hair, holding it in a makeshift ponytail and making brief eye contact with him as he eats you out, suddenly feeling twice as thankful for your needy, touch-starved boyfriend.
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#tokyo revengers fanfiction#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo revengers smut#kazutora smut#kazutora x reader#tokrev fanfic#Tora 😭 my man my baby my pookie my heart and soul my everything 🐯🧡🖤🤍#god I love him 🫠 it's over when I find a man like him y'all I swear
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Unpleasant Revelations - DPxDC Ficlet Idea for the Stillborn Au
"Have you met my youngest, Damian, Mr. Masters?"
Its only from twenty years of long, hard experience and practice that Vlad doesn't increase the room temperature from 'borderline uncomfortably cool' to 'unbearably hot' the moment Bruce Wayne pulls his youngest and "only" biological son out in front of him.
He puts only in quotations because twelve year old Damian Wayne looks scarily, uncannily like one Daniel Brown. Jack and Maddie's foster son, second victim of their foolishness, and only other halfa in existence. Second only to him.
It's nauseating how similar they look. From the scowl and terrible glare on the young boy's face, to his brown skin -- which was only a few shades lighter than Daniel's, the shape of his nose, and even the strange winged edge of his eyebrow. Something that Vlad has long since come to find endearing on the child he considered a son of his own. The only difference was that Damian had dark, sharp green eyes.
Daniel's eyes were blue. The same glacier shade as his father's, who stood behind Damian with a proud, oafish smile on his visage.
It was infuriating how similar they look. Vlad might not have rapidly swung the room temperature from one extreme to the other, but he can't stop himself from letting the fury burning within his core from slipping out and raising the temperature up a few degrees.
Because it really only meant one thing.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were related.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were brothers.
Standing in front of him, it was clear as day. He can already picture a phantom image of Daniel standing beside Damian, the same scowl written on his face, the same glare carved into his eyes. The only difference being the dark, exhausted circles beneath them that seemed to be permanently painted onto his skin. The only thing missing being the permanent loneliness and vigilance permeating his being like a scar.
This, if revealed, would be enough to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. Or, at the very least, darken it quite a bit. The great philanthropist Bruce Wayne with another secret blood child? One related to his youngest? One that had been put into foster care? Seemingly thrown away?
It would be a firestorm.
One that Vlad is not keen on starting.
It would ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation, yes. But it would hurt Daniel in the process -- the harassment he would face alone might just be enough to break that fragile child completely. That was just not something he could allow. Or, even worse, bring him into his biological father's care and custody -- something Vlad was even less willing to allow.
It's not out of kindness to Wayne that Vlad will keep mum about this.
His grip on his champagne flute tightens, just a bit. He's still aware enough of the world around him to not let it shatter in his hands. His plastered, pleasant smile tightens around the corners, and he forces his focus to slide from Damian to Wayne.
"The resemblance is uncanny, Mister Wayne." He says, slanting his smile to the side slyly. Although he's not talking about the resemblance between Wayne and his son. Rage simmers beneath his skin, burning coal and embers in the core of his chest, nestled between his lungs, as he meets the man's eyes.
Wayne swaggles his head proudly, his ditzy smile widening as he squeezes his son's shoulder affectionately. Bastard, Vlad wants to spit.
He breathes in through his nose, and exhales out through his mouth. The champagne in his hand cools, and stops its unusual bubbling.
The Damian boy scoffs under his breath, his mouth still coiled upward into a scowl. With the revelation of his blood relation to Daniel evident, Vlad's not sure if he should find it endearing or not.
He is not Daniel, so he decides that it's just simply irritating. He decides to ignore it.
"And you said he was your only biological son?" He asks, voice lilting and head tilting. He knows its a suspicious question at worst, insulting at best. But considering Wayne's past proclivities, he can hardly call it an unexpected question.
Damian puffs in great offense, face twisting angrily. It reminds him of Daniel when Vlad insisted that he was wrong about something or other, and for a moment his heart swells, fond.
But this is not his child, and so the feeling quickly crashes and burns, simmering back into rage. This was not Daniel -- this was his replacement. A replacement that Wayne was free to keep.
Wayne chuckles, idiotically, as if he'd said some funny joke. Vlad's other hand, the one gripping his cane -- something he's required ever since he was dispatched from the hospital all those lonely years ago -- tightens instead. He grinds his teeth -- him and Jack Fenton would get along like a house on fire, he hates it.
"I can understand why you'd ask that, Mister Masters," Wayne says, squeezing Damian's shoulder again, "but yes, Damian is my only biological son. Although that doesn't mean I don't love my other children any less."
Bastard.
For all his posturing and flouncing about caring for his city and his children, Vlad never would have thought the Prince of Gotham capable of abandoning one of them.
But, well.
They all have their dark secrets.
And what one man throws away, another man picks up. If Bruce Wayne didn't want the treasure child that was Daniel Brown, then Vlad Masters was more than happy to take him instead.
"I see."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc ficlet#dpxdc fanfic#i was hit with this idea two hours ago and was hit with the intrinsic need to write it down#parental vlad masters#protective vlad masters#vlad is currently going 'OH? OH YOU ABANDON AND REPLACE **MY** SON??? MURDER. DEATH. BEES UPON YOUR FAMILY'#but he's also still like. evil. much less of a creep! but evil. so he comes off a bit possessive. which was intentional.#vlad's reaction is kinda valid if it was accurate and bruce DID willingly and knowingly abandon danny. except he didn't. he has no idea#danny is even alive. vlad doesn't know that tho. we all love a good reasonable misunderstanding :]#hc that vlad needs a cane as a human because the ecto-acne that killed him fucked his nerves up a bit as a result and now he's got a bad le#and is also immunocompromised. which had a slight hand in his 20 year isolation thing.#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#stillborn danny#vlad masters#this may or may not be canon to the au im still thinking about it#vlad acknowledges that danny is formiddable but he's also not wrong that a media shitstorm like that would hurt him considerably.#diamonds are the toughest known material to man and yet it still shatters like glass when put under pressure. vlad's right he's fragile#ummm anyways yeah Vlad finds out first and promptly decides to go 'oh okay so fuck you personally actually. keep your replacement child'#he has No Plans on telling Danny what he learned mostly for the obvious selfish reasons and also bc yeah. this is gonna hurt danny#ITS NOT FUN IF IT ISNT A LITTLE TOXIIIIC#i absolutely know that vlad only swears in deserts which is why its important that i have him call bruce wayne a bastard directly.
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nagumo stuff from the official fanbook!!
- he’s had an ex girlfriend in the past
- if he’s rejecting someone he tells them he’s dating someone and doubles down w having two and just keeps lying😭😭
- nagumo loves his bed. the night. sleep. (real) (sleepy baby) and pranks. (obv)
- he’s not a morning person at all and doesn’t like getting up (real x2)
- rumors that nagumo owns the entire top floor of a luxury penthouse in minato ward (NAGUMO PLSSSS😭)
- nagumo sucks at drinking (LOL)
- he’s ambidextrous !!
- some of his tattoos are done at a tattoo parlor and some of them are done by himself (HELLO?????)
- nagumo is an affectionate and kind hearted person according to suzuki (😭😭🫶)
(translations for the info i got from midnightsukki on twt !!! 🙏 thread of the fanbook q&a here)

#I CANT DO THIS😭😭 OMG#SO MUCH STUFF FROM THE FANBOOK I OWE U MY LIFE SUZUKI#I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE🙏#i swear the more we get info on nagumo the more i love this stupid man more it’s crazy#nagumo yoichi#sakamoto days#sakadays#dazai’s corner 🫧
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Just breathe. It's fine. You're fine...

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You're.. fine
#drawing#my art#art#traditional art#fanart#ink#in stars and time fanart#in stars and time#siffrin fanart#isat siffrin#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time siffrin#Siffrin#china ink#I swear I'm obsessed with this game#It's all i can think about#i love it so so much#i just love them so much#AAAAAA#little baby man
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