#i love misha but jesus

[lolaused2run]

If anyone wants examples of what NOT to do during a weather emergency, go watch misha's newest videos

[newreleaf]

You guys better vote if you don't I swear to God I'll send you all to super hell, please

[mymarifae]

i finished the 2.2 update in one sitting and it was so much longer than i was expecting it to be and i had to go to bed to properly absorb the insanity of it all and here is a concrete summary of my thoughts:

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[fishymom-art]

POWER OF THE SUN CHAPTER 5

BONUS PANEL:

[superbattrash]

So here’s the good things that happened today: I got 3 more comic books (!!!!!!) and two tshirts that actually fit me AND my dad did what he does because feelings are yucky

I asked for new tires for my car because my baby can barely drive when it rains (I’m a safe driver babes, but I can’t do much without proper tires and I can’t afford new ones) and it was meant to be a silly “just kidding!” wish but my dad got a small tax refund and he wants me to be safe so he said

“Your gift isn’t wrapped”

Me: oh that’s fine, you know I don’t mind

“You can go get it yourself”

Me: oh ok, where is it?

“At the mechanic’s. You can call S and make him put them on for you”

Me: what. You didn’t. That’s??? So expensive?

“I know”

And the rest of the “conversation” was my dad grunting at me and looking away because he doesn’t know how to say “I want you to drive safe and I know the new job doesn’t pay enough for new tires” so instead he clinks our drinks together and mumbles about taxes and then leaves the room awkwardly so I don’t look at him

[ardentpoop]

“everyone and their mother asks you about a supernatural reboot and I believe you’ve said if and when the time is right you Might entertain it….”

lnansnsndndn

the only good answer to that question

[fellshish]

I love chaos what if misha collins got cast as jesus in good omens season 3

[sunforgrace]

ithink they should make misha collins be on set for every new tv show gay kiss in the suit tie trench coat fit i KNOW that man still has because he loves cons he loves attention. this way there’s a live cas reaction as the coconuts he set in motion collide. you know how some churches have giant jesus on the cross just staring you down

[blanketforcas]

✨ cockles' gay ass auto/op/con shenanigans that spark joy ✨

*doesn't include panel stuff or else this list would get way too long

**incomplete so i'll add stuff as i (re)discover more

2015

cockles having fun at photo ops part 29342

ass grab + op story

2016

jensen carries misha bridal style

j and m both insist the sunset pic is romantic

2017

"crazy eyes" and "crazy mouth" auto

underbear op

a really adorable hug

2018

"that's the part that's too gay for you?"

“you’re asking jensen to hit on me? that���s definitely something he will easily do”

2019

misha calling jensen tidy

2021

jensen finds it easy to "look in love with misha"

misha hanging onto jensen's arm inbetween ops

jensen loving a "sounds gay i'm in" shirt

super cute photo op

thee "paparazzi shot" and "why? i live it" auto

another couple of super cute hug ops

misha signing the no room for jesus jib selfie, asking if that is a real post jensen made

2022

eye-fuck each other? "we can do that"

misha doing a good jensen impression

jensen clinging onto misha and looking really happy

funny op with a misha+danneel shirt

two fun arm wrestling ops

2023

"i'm proud, darling" after wearing a bi flag with a fan

cosy fanart inspiring jensen to write fic on the spot

[dsm--v]

the world if it was good (danollins was real)

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🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

genuinely cant believe he said fag lmaooooo WHO GAVE HIM THE PASS 😭😭

🤖 danollins-luvr Follow

I mean. Probably the guy he got pregnant ??

🕷 spacemanspiderfucker2 Follow

I always knew Paul would end up with someone like misha. Dm for more info

🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

god not this guy again. ok adam sandler apologist!

🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

HE BLOCKED ME LMAO

🎉 suprnnnnnatrl Follow

i couldnt resist 🤣

👾 disintercourse699 Follow

Now we have canon danollins can we just admit Jensen and misha fucked already.

🫧 pauldanointhesoup Follow

pauls already said hes uncomfortable talking about that :// .....

👾 disintercourse699 Follow

Do i look like Paul's therapist? Jesus Christ it was a fucking tumblr post

🌝 carleenjacques2039 Follow

c l i c k f o r m y o n l y f a n s 😉

🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

I hate this website.

👩‍❤‍💋‍👩 us-costco-official Follow

actually cannot believe we predicted danollins

🗣 catboymishacollins Follow

Tranny Barnzalez server strikes again...

🕺spinkertoot Follow

We should pull out the roleplay dms and send them to Paul and Mish

🥀 adamsandlerdaily Follow

BREAKING NEWS: Jensen Ackles is homophobic, sources say he's anti-MishaPaul

⚧ kockles Follow

no he’s not you cunt he’s just in love with misha collins

🌼 dano-guy Follow

Hey can we stop with the fucking worst take of all time and focus on the lovely queer trans men that are Paul Dano and Misha Collins?

[ave09]

let’s have our night

gotham knights!harvey dent x wife!reader

note: i just love misha collins and i love his character in gk soooo yeah. no warnings, lots of fluff

if you like this, let me know and i’ll start writing more for harvey

“jesus christ.”

“harvey, take a break.”

“i can’t.” 

you huffed in response, glancing up from  the novel you were reading. he was hunched over his desk once again, pouring over lots of paperwork. he’d been at it for hours now and you were trying your hardest to have him step away from all the chaos for a moment. 

marking your page, you set down the novel, slowly rising from the unmade bed. clad in one of your husband’s button ups and a pair of cotton shorts, you made your way toward harvey at his desk. 

placing your hands upon his shoulders, you slowly leaned forward, “beautiful?” 

“yes, sweetheart?” he replied as you placed a peck on his cheek, his gaze not wavering from his work.

“come to bed?” 

he let out a sigh, setting his pen upon the cluttered desktop. harvey then turned his rolling chair so he was now facing you, a gentle smile gracing the lips of his tired face, “honey, i have a lot of work to get done.” his voice was sorrowful, slightly laced with exhaustion. 

“do you realize what time it is? you’ve been working all day, and you are still working even when you’re at home!”

harvey pinched the bridge of his nose before running his hand over his face, “i’ve got a lot going on at the moment-“

“and i absolutely understand that. but you’re overworking yourself, harvey. it’s unhealthy…” you paused, trying to figure out how to say exactly what needed to be said, “i know you’re trying to figure out what’s best for gotham, that’s all you’ve ever done…” you crept closer, kneeling before him, grasping his hands as you intertwined your fingers together, “but between bruce, turner being convicted, honey, you’re losing yourself.”

this was true, and harvey knew it. lately, he’d be going through strange blackouts, where he’d be somewhere and have no clue what he was doing or how he got there. it was very concerning, especially considering his father’s disorder. harvey was afraid that he’d inherit it, and though he had been consulted about it and how the symptoms would’ve started earlier. 

but this didn’t stop him from being worried. and lately it’s been getting worse. did he know this? yes. he’d been blanking out more and more each day. 

but you had to bear it. 

it hurt you to see your husband in such a state. and you were trying to do all you could to help him. 

“harvey, i can’t lose you, okay? so please, let’s just forget about all this crazy shit for one night, and just have some time together… okay?” 

there is a silence for a moment before harvey nods, “okay.”

“okay?” you questioned, slowly rising from your crouched position, a smile tugging at your lips. 

“let’s have our night.” 

harvey stifled a yawn as he rose from

his seat, standing tall before you. reaching forward, your hands found his tie, loosening the knot slightly before slipping it over his head.

your husband shrugged off his suit jacket, placing it over the desk chair. he stifled a yawn as your nimble fingers fiddled with the buttons of his dress shirt. you unbuttoned them with ease, having done this many times before, and proceeded to pull the loose shirt off of his body, leaving him in only his dark dress pants, which he didn’t even bother removing as he moved toward the large bed, pulling back the comforter. 

you felt accomplished as you moved toward your side, climbing into the bed. harvey’s muscular arms snakes around your waist as he pulled you close to him, pressing a gentle kiss to your shoulder before nuzzling his head into the crook of your neck. 

you sighed contently. it was moments like these that you loved the most. just you and your husband; mister and missus dent, two souls intertwined as one. 

“goodnight harv, i love you.”

“i love you more,” he whispered softly, snuggling closer to you. a soft smile graced your lips as your eyes fluttered shut, immediately relaxing in his grip, “and i love you most.”

“impossible.” 

[artheresy]

Penacony Spoilers!!

So I didn’t want to say anything about the Penacony main quest until I finished it all, but I’m breaking that rule for myself bc I’m afraid I can’t Not talk about this

Have gotten to the part where we go into “A Child’s Dream”, even already saw “Something Unto Death” but I just need to talk about Cat Protano’s voice acting as Misha because I am SO devastated right now

The floating words,, (technically this is probably him speaking though we’ll need to get the full details later in the Penacony story) and just Misha’s voice in all of this is hurting me so deeply. Cat Protano did amazing in her performance as him and I don’t see praise enough for her in this section especially 😭 what is being said is already sad, but the desperation she puts into his voice and the sheer emotion coming from her performance turns it into something so deeply devastating that I Can and Will be thinking about this area for WEEKS if not months

The sheer loneliness and fear and desperation, the shakiness even when he’s treating it like a game of hide and seek at first like he’s barely about to hold back just how scared and distressed he is

Back when I first saw the vague leaks about him, I was already like “Oh yeah, this is gonna make me sad” but actually seeing it? Actually witnessing A Child’s Dream and the whole mess of emotions coming from Misha again portrayed so well by his English va, Cat Protano, is just making it hit even harder than I thought I would. Aside from the scene with Firefly in her stronghold (bc god do I adore her so much), this has been my favorite section of the main quest so far I love it so much.

And Jesus christ, the section in the round room where you keep going through the doors and it keeps bringing you back to the same room no matter what and the TVs turn on and it’s just filled with all those different words and cries only for it to keep building up and up and up? That kind of stuff genuinely terrifies me in general and I really loved the execution of it in the main quest as of now. Seriously I’m so RAAAAHHH

I love this part so much

[gaygollum]

scrolling through the dash looking at mishapocalypse memes while in crisis. there is no word to describe this feeling

what they dont tell u about dog sitting is that sometimes the dog collapses and almost dies on u

[ao3feed-cockles]

Me and My Husband

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55407199

by us_costco_official

When Paul Dano meets renowned actor Misha Collins at a con they both would rather not be at, what shenanigans ensue? Do the two men find love?

Words: 358, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Costco cinematic universe, Supernatural (TV 2005) RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Paul Dano, Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles

Relationships: Paul Dano/Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles/Misha Collins

Additional Tags: umm, look dont get mad at me guys, it was the server again., t4t, T4T Paul Dano/Misha Collins, pauls on t but thats it, misha has top surgery + bottom surgery, jesus christ can i write something normal, i wrote this instead of doing homework, Trans Male Character, Trans Character, Danollins, jensen sucks he’s a toxic ex as jack put it, Canon Autistic Character, Autistic Misha Collins, i listened to falsettos and dear evan hansen writing this

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55407199

[the-izabele-anasenko]

📸, 🍷, 😬, 💕

send  📸  for  an  instagram  post  about  your  muse

Flashback to when Dmitri was just a little bitty baby. I can't believe he's going to be almost 3 years old. My little baby and his uncle!

NEXT:

send  🍷  for  a  drunk  text  from  my  muse

Izabele: Shhhh...don't tell Misha yet...bit, I got a new job offer. Izabele: I'm gonna surprise him. Izabele: This hot mama is going to be on billboards againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Next day: Izabele: Jesus. Ignore those messages.

NEXT:

send  😁  for  a  happy  text  from  my  muse

Izabele: I'm currently planning Dmitri's birthday party... Izabele: I know...it's not for awhile, but It's got to be spectacular, though. Izabele: He's asking for some of the marvel characters to be there...maybe you could be one? He'd love it. Plus, it'd be hilarious.

NEXT

send  💕  for  a  loving  text  from  my  muse

Izabele: I can't thank you enough for the way you and your family have welcomed me and made me feel at home. The day I found Misha was the luckiest day of my life.

[deancrowleycas]

I saw your robenedict misha collins posting and i am a man forever changed.

I mean, and i say this with the most utter befuddlement possible, what the fuck

we all out here like omg men in woods is about jackles oeoeoeo when it is honestly more likely to be about robert eggs benedict…my mind is less eggs benedict and more scrambled rn tbh….

the idea that if straight bisexual man misha collins was having an affair, it would be with a guy literally playing god and not with his costar whose character everyone ships his character with …. singularly hilarious to me

unparalleled media experience even outside of the media. jesus h christ

in conclusion idk they have my blessing they’re both weird guys who are sometimes horrible but annoyingly funny about it. good 4 them i guess

to add to the conclusion i think the funniest possible outcome of this is that jackles has a huge embarrassing second grader crush on costar misha collins who is off having an affair with god. hashtag chuck won theory

I think Men In Woods can still be interpreted as being about Jensen, it just really depends on how you want to read it! But Misha and Rob are definitely something. I remember Misha mentioning once that kissing someone with a beard feels special, and for some reason, I vaguely remember Rob in the context of it, but my brain might be making up the wrong connections.

Also, I generally love the energy that Rob has both with Jensen and Misha, and they should be allowed to do panels together. As well as I keep thinking about that picture wherein both Rob and Mish are kissing Ruthie on her cheek. Sometimes I definitely wonder if Rob/Ruth/Misha is a thing. They have an interesting friendship, and it's really cute.

I am also secretly Rob is bisexual truthing because of this post:

Paul Fitzgerald is openly bisexual. But hey, maybe he meant best friend instead of boyfriend, who knows.

Anyways, whatever the relationship between Rob and Misha is, they're definitely funky guys and it's funny, and I just enjoy them being chaotic af with it.