#i love making twins that dont look like twins. the ONE exception being john

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felix freeman, john freeman, eddie.......... something

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Rocky Road P8 (JJ Maybank x Routledge! Reader)

Part 8

Summary; Reader and JJ make up. After going fishing with Ward, John B reveals the truth suddenly to the reader about their father. The chief is now dead. John B and Sarah run away.

Warning(s); Mentions of death, mentions of getting sick (vomit)

A/N; PLEASE READ. There’s a lot of scenes I really didn’t feel like writing, such as the whole death of the chief, etc. So, I combined episodes 8, 9, and 10 together. So technically, this is the last part. But I will include an epilogue

Taglist; @bibliophilewednesday @sexualparkour @jjpouggues @poguestyle17

“So we’re okay?”

It’s the morning after. You and JJ sit on opposite edges of the hot tub, legs knee deep in the warm water.

“Yeah,” Your lips tilt in a small smile, JJs arms propped on his knees as his hands take your own, “Only if you promise to stop acting psycho,”

“Oh, totally,” JJ nods, releasing one of your hands to run it through his hair, “If me getting super drunk and having a terrible hang over last night doesn’t change me, then I don’t know what will,”

“J,” You warn, JJ huffing a short laugh before he nods, leaning forward so your faces were nearly inches apart,

“I promise,” He murmurs, raising his hand to cup the back of your neck and pull your lips against his, “Because I love you. And I’m not going to let my stupidity make me lose you,”

“Good,” You hum, raising your own hands to his hair, his body leaning forward enough to where he steps into the hot tub, arms wrapping around your waist,

But before he can pull you into the water yourself, Kiaras call to your brother causes you to pull away and look over your shoulder, JJ looking around you to watch as John B stomped across the yard of your home with a stone look on his face,

“John?” You call as Kiara did, sliding off the edge of the hot tub to slide on your flats, watching your twin brother move inside the Chateau, “JB,”

“Uh, what’s that all about?” Pope asks, as you shrug and move up the steps to the front porch, pausing as John B desperately searched for something,

“You all right, man?” Pope questions, “What’s up?”

“What’re you looking for?” Kiara rushes, irritated at the silence your brother gave to the group,

You watch as John B pulls the hand gun from under the couch cushions, “John B, what do you need the gun for?”

“Talk to us-,” JJ demands, and you move forward as soon as John B shoves JJ away, onto the pull out mattress,

“John B, what the fuck are you doing?” You shout, moving after John Bs retreating form to the backyard, “If you’re still mad at JJ from yesterday, we’re fine! We made up!”

“I don’t give a damn about the two of you,” John B grumbles, and you pause to watch him climb on JJs motorbike,

“Dude!” JJ shouts, John B finally turning with an angry snarl,

“Ward knows about the gold!” He shouts, and you huff a breath, heart nearly stopping at his next words, “He killed dad,”

“What?” You whisper, JJ quick to move up to you as John B sped away, JJs hand at your upper arm.

Your eyes leave John Bs retreating figure to look at JJ, hand resting at your stomach as you watched JJs mouth move, but no words were heard,

“Baby,” JJ calls, lifting a hand to caress your face as you swallow, thickly, “Hey, hey. Look at me,”

Quickly, you shake your head, exhaling sharply as Kiara moved up next to JJ, “She’s going to be sick-,” Kiara and Pope watch, alarmed, as you duck behind the parked van, JJs hand running down your back as you cough, violently,

“Hey, alright,” JJ murmurs, pulling you into him as his gaze shifts up to his other friends, watching Pope run a hand over his head and look in the distance where John B had left.

“Okay, I’ve never seen John B like that. We should honestly be going to the cops,” Kiara speaks from her spot at the front end of the HMS Pogue, your brows pinched as you look at her,

“And what would we say, Kie? Ward Cameron killed Big John? They’re going to think it’s some- fucking grieving mechanism for me and John B,” You huff, face hot and eyes puffy,

“They’re not gonna believe us if we tell them anything revolving Ward,” JJ states, and Pope raises his goggles,

“Hey, I see Ward,”

“I don’t know if I should be glad he’s alive for John Bs sake or not,” You mutter, tossing a rock that was in the boat into the water,

“Looks alive to me. Let’s go,” Pope orders, and you look up in confusion,

“Wait. What?”

“Obviously Mr. Cameron is fine, and even if John B was here, he isn’t now, okay?” Pope shakes his head, “Plus, I have the biggest, most important moment of my life in six hours,”

“Yeah, well, our friend is in trouble,” Kiara states, Pope shrugging his shoulders,

“I’m in trouble! Guys, I haven’t been home in three days. My dads probably put all my shit on the street by now,”

“So, you’re just gonna bail?” Kiara asks, and you look at JJ with pinched brows so the blonde moves up, protectively, “This is about friendship, this is about Pogues for life!”

“Where were you when Big John went missing? Huh?” Pope hisses, your eyes watching as Kiara glanced at you, “You weren’t there. You weren’t there for John B, or Y/N,”

“Guys,” You plea, pressing yourself into JJs front, “Kie, just let him go home,”

“No, I want her to remember,” Pope snarls, finger jabbing at Kiara, “Remember your kook year? You forgot about us. Y/N lost her best friend. Her dad goes missing and you werent there for her,”

“Give me a break!” Kiara demands, shoving Popes front so Pope shoved her back, JJ quick to release you and move between his two friends,

“Guys, cut it out!” JJ orders, your arms wrapping around yourself as you blink away the burn in your eyes, “If I’m the one mediating then we’ve hit rock bottom,”

“Let’s just go home,” You murmur, JJ looking at you as you move to the wheel of the boat,

“I’ve got it,” JJ soothes, pointing to the front end of the boat where Pope departed to. “Pope, we’ll drop you off,”

You inhale a deep, slow breath, raising your hand to rub at your eye in exhaustion.

“John B, you have to go,” You stare at your twin brother. Peterkin was dead. John B was framed for her murder. “I’m sorry I was such an ass. To you, and to Sarah, but I can’t let you go to jail, for a murder you didn’t commit,”

“You weren’t an ass,” John B forces himself to chuckle, attempting to pull a smile to your face. He fails. “You were being a protective, annoying sister,”

You huff your own laugh, licking your lips, “I’m serious, John. Get Sarah, and go,”

John Bs movements are swift. His arms slide around you in an embrace, tightening around you when hearing your sniffle.

“I love you sis,” He mutters, “Seriously,”

You lean back, hitting his chest, “I love you too. Dick,”

You step away, watching John B step onto the boat JJ lended to John B. “Remember dude,” JJ steps up, arm sliding across your shoulders, “Brownsville. We’ll see you in Mexico in two months,”

“Got it,” John B smiles, watching you slide your arm behind JJs back and take his hand with your free, “Take care of her, JJ,” JJ glances down at you, “I mean it,”

The boat pulls off with a heave. Your eyes blur, looking up at JJ with a smile that matched his.

“Hands up!”

Twirling around, you barely catch a glimpse of Shoupe raising his gun before JJ pushes you behind him. In unison, the group of four raise their hands, your eyes wide,

“Where the hell is he?” Shoupe asks, roughly, “Where the hell is he?!”

“JJ,” He continues, “I see you’re living up to your name. Pope? How about you? This isn’t a fucking game!” Shoupe eyes shift to yours, “Your father would be really disappointed in you young lady,”

“Dont ever bring up my father,” You step up, one of JJs arms dropping to grasp your waist, but immediately pulls it back when Shoupe pins your hands behind your back.

“Let’s fucking go,”

“Sit down. Don’t move,” You look up from your spot inside the tent. Cops, everywhere. You felt sick again.

JJs hand takes yours, squeezing enough to guide your attention to him, where his blue eyes meet your own. JJ shifts your intertwined hands to his lap, thumb brushing across the back of your hand.

You flinch at the rough crack of thunder.

“We lost them,” Shoupe mutters, almost as soon as your ears began to ring. Like the day prior, you see everyone’s mouths moving, but no words.

Except JJ. “What do you mean you lost them?” JJs hand leaves yours as he stands, and you suddenly zone back in, “You had them on radio!”

“The storm cut out their signal,” Shoupe sighs, dropping the talkie in his hand. His head shakes, “We lost them,”

JJ is first to turn to you. Just as quick, your ears begin to ring, not hearing him call out to you. Lost them. Lost, as in, dead? Like Big John?

“Baby,” JJ tries, again, the large group watching as he knelt in front of where you still sat and raised his hands to your face, “Hey, can you hear me?”

JJ is forced to watch as you gasp in a deep breath. With a shattered sob, you nearly fall forward, JJs arms quick to catch you and pull you up into his arms.

“He didn’t do it,” You heave, eyes wide despite the tears that blocked your vision, “He didn’t- didn’t kill anyone,”

JJs arms tighten around you, before he slides his hands back to your face a second time, thumbs attempting to wipe the tears from your cheeks. Forehead against yours, he exhales a shuddered breath as you began to break down.

“Sweetheart-,” Kiaras mom barely leans away from Kiara to extend her hand to you, your head shaking as your eyes finally pinch shut in defeat,

“No,” You whisper, JJs own face crumbling, “No, no. JJ-?”

JJs arms slide around your shoulders, ducking his nose into your hair as your own grab at his button up, feeling Kiaras mom press herself behind you in another wall of comfort.

First Big John. Now, John B and Sarah?

A/N; Well that ended like shit, lol. Again, yes. I did skip a lot of scenes revolving the last three episodes. But honestly? They were unnecessary. But leave ALL feedback as you can, and I hope, pray that you enjoyed this story. It’s been a pleasure.

[mattzerella-sticks]

So I had an idea for a DeanCas Pokemon AU that I never worked on because it was just too grand of a project, but after commissioning @gabester-sketch to draw this picture of Dean and a Sylveon (here) I’m thinking, even if I never get around to writing it, I still think it was great and am gonna share it.

So, basically, it would have been an AU set in the Kalos region (my favorite region), with Dean and Sam having grown up in Vaniville Town. When they were young, the town was beset by criminals and set aflame, the boys losing their mother in the fire. While Dean got Sam to safety in their neighbor Bobby’s arms, he then got seperated and ended up losing consciousness under a tree. He was mostly unharmed save for twin scars on his palms in the shape of ‘x’s (which he will hide with gloves), but because of the fire he ended up being traumatized of both fire and Pokemon. Fast forward many years, they have been raised by Bobby because, after the fire, John decided to recommit to being a Pokemon trainer and find the villains who set the fire. Sam wants to set out on his own journey, but has been held back by Dean’s worry longer than he should have - meaning all of his friends got to leave town when they were ten while Sam’s been there an extra 6+ years. Until one day, Sam leaves, telling Dean that he is going to start his journey and he hopes he forgives him.

Dean, naturally, chases after Sam - thinking he can catch him before he gets far.

 Yet Dean, being Dean, gets lost quite easily in the surrounding grass and forest and his anxieties start rising. He gets cornered by some wild Pokemon and doesn’t know what to do, when suddenly an Espurr appears and battles away the Pokemon. A trainer arrives, too, with mussed dark hair and blue eyes hidden behind wide-rimmed frames, and he’s dressed dishevedly. He introduces himself as Cas and asks why Dean didn’t send out his own Pokemon. Dean says that he doesn’t have any. This begins a conversation that Dean quickly walks away from, stubborn, claiming that he doesn’t need any Pokemon.

He’s lost again, and mad that he didn’t ask Cas for directions. He’s sitting by a lake when he feels something brush up against his side, and it’s a little Eevee. Dean tries to make her go away, but she won’t, instead nestling into his lap. At first he’s so panicked, but the more Eevee cuddles and uses Baby-Doll Eyes at him, and as he pets her, Dean relaxes. Until some Team Flame members burst in, saying that they’re here for the Eevee. Dean doesn’t respond well and say that it’s not their Eevee. They battle, with Dean holding his own, but when it looks like they’re gonna be overpowered, Dean runs away with the Eevee and stumbles on Cas again, and together they send Team Flame running. Dean thanks Cas, while Cas observes that he’s seemed to have gotten himself a Pokemon. Gives Dean a Pokeball to catch the Eevee with. Together, they make it to the next town where Dean learns Sam’s already left for Lumiose. “Good thing you have a Pokemon,” Cas comments, “you’re gonna need her if you want to go to Lumiose.” Now Dean has been forced on his own Pokemon journey.

Along the way Dean will find his party growing, and he’ll be coming out of his shell with the more people he met. The Pokemon professor I had in mind was Chuck when I created this but I have changed my mind and it’s Missouri, with Charlie and Kevin as her assistants. Lumiouse City gym leader was Ash, little sister Jo and mom Ellen would also be introduced. The third gym leader would be Claire, who we also find out is Cas’s niece after Dean meets with Cas’s twin brother Jimmy - thinking he’s Cas. And the sixth gym leader was originally gonna be Jess, but because I am an Eileen-stan, Eileen would be the Fairy gym leader who also tells Dean she was very interested in his brother. And Dean’s party would grow to include a Togepi that he evolves into a Togekiss, a Feebas he helps grow into a Milotic, his Eevee evolves into a Sylveon, a Buneary bruiser that will evolve into a Lopunny, a Litleo that helps him overcome his fear of fire type Pokemon (saving her from a fire that Team Flare started in former Team Flare now Elite Four member Meg’s house) that will evolve into a Pyroar, and a Cubone who he keeps out of its Pokeball most the time (like Sylveon) that he picked up because we all know why.

And, during his journey, Dean becomes a great trainer in his own right, though he doesn’t battle for badges. He becomes great friends with his Pokemon. Pokemon have always naturally been drawn to him, which he’s now starting to see isn’t such a bad thing. He’s also meeting new friends, like Cas who he keeps running into and, you guessed it, develops a crush on him.

Finally Dean makes his way back to Lumiouse City for the Pokemon Tournament, and while out and about in the city finally runs into Sam. Sam is shocked to see Dean, especially Dean with Pokemon, while Dean just starts berating Sam for sneaking off like that. They mend fences pretty easily, Dean saying that if it weren’t for Sam leaving Dean might’ve been too afraid to leave home to go on his own journey. Sam would love to stay and chat, but he needs to register for the tournament. Dean lets him off, saying they should meet up for lunch (”a picnic”). Sam agrees. After running into Sam, Dean then runs into Cas, and Dean fills him in on the Sam stuff. He then invites Cas to their picnic. Cas agrees, but hasn’t shown up despite Dean and Sam and their Pokemon all already being there for half an hour. Cas does arrive, apologizing, being held up, and Dean is ready to tease him until he turns and sees Cas dressed much differently than before.

Cas is in a suit, his hair pushed back, no glasses, and wears a trench coat. Sam is agape, asking Dean why the Kalos Champion knows who he is.

That’s right! Cas is the Champion of Kalos! We finally meet his party, which includes a fully-evolved Meowstic.

It’s an enjoyable picnic and they’re all walking around the city when they see a Pokemon battle going on, check it out and - it’s John Winchester!

More reunions! John is proud of his sons for setting off on their journey, and asks to see their Pokemon. He approves of Sam’s but finds that Dean’s aren’t fit for battle. Dean is rubbed the wrong way by that but stays silent, but Sam goads them into a fight. Dean’s Sylveon vs. John’s Tyranitar. It’s a strong match-up, with both Pokemon getting good hits in. Sylveon falls, however. John, though, says that Dean trained her well and things are fixed there.

It’s time for the tournament and everyone is there. Including Chuck, the CEO of this corporation. Sam’s progressing well throughout the tournament, until he finally faces Nick, a mysterious competitor who’s been mowing down his challengers ruthlessly. Before the battle Dean, in a trance, rises from his seat. Sylveon worringly chases after him. Just as the battle is about to start, the stadium goes dark, and Team Flare make their reveal. They begin attacking, with those who are able to combatting this all. Sam is busy dealing with Nick, Cas tied up battling grunts but also worried about Dean. He goes to find him but only sees John, who explains Dean had to use the bathroom.

In actuallity, Dean is being kidnapped by Team Flare and their leader, Chuck. Cas and John make it to see Dean being squirreled away, Sylveon left behind.

Dean wakes up in the Team Flare headquarters, where it’s revealed Chuck wants to absorb the powers of life and death through their avatars - Xerneas and Yveltal. He’s already succeeded with Yveltal, but failed years ago during the Vaniville Assault. That’s right! Chuck caused the fire that killed Dean’s mom and scarred him. This is where we learn that Dean, while lost in the flames of the town and forest, stumbled upon Xerneas’s tree form. Dean died due to smoke inhalation, but was given new life through Xerneas’s interference. Because of this, his Pokemon’s fairy attacks were much stronger than normal, and it aided his charm. Bascially, Xerneas passed its energy into Dean, making him Xerneas. And Chuck wants to absorb it even if it kills Dean.

Cas, Sam, and John all decide to launch a rescue mission. They sneak into the underground compound and fight to free Dean. Meanwhile, Chuck moves to awaken Xerneas. He succeeds in doing this, Dean’s hair turning pink because of it. He doesn’t absorb Xerneas’s power, however, as the others cut in. Chuck disappears, deciding he’ll just go through with his plan without Xerneas then.

The group converge, freeing Dean. Except it isn’t Dean, it’s Xerneas. “I’ve always been Xerneas.” This doesn’t sit right with any of them, but before they can comment Xerneas teleports away, sensing Chuck. The others leave the compound, trying to get a sense of what’s going on.

Chuck’s real goal was to destroy the world by killing Zygarde, then start over using Xerneas’s power. Chuck has grown into a horrible amalgamation of man and Pokemon. Dean does the same to stop him, and they battle while the others go to wake Zygarde from his slumber. They succeed, and Zygarde comes and rips Yveltal free from Chuck, leaving him a regular man again.

Xerneas goes back to normal, Dean-sized again, and says that once he leaves Dean, Dean will surely die. Everyone starts to cry, including Dean’s Pokemon who all jump out of their balls to argue with the deer entity. Xerneas, troubled, searches their feelings, and understands. He converses with Zygarde and when Zygarde frees Xerneas, Dean is still able to wake up and is himself again (there was a way!) His hair is still pink, though. Everyone celebrates!

Epilogue - Sam wins the tournament and faces off against Cas, defeating him and becoming the new Kalos champion. Cas is glad, as he’s ready to retire and explore more that life has to offer. Dean asks what that might be, and Cas kisses him.

Back when I thought of this, I think around s9/s10, it was way out of my skill level. And now, I dont have the time lol. It seems like it’d be a 20+ chapter piece. But what a fic it would be...

[har-rison-s]

lasagna evening

request: Could you write some domestic fluff with adult stan uris

A/N: (2020 edit: this was my first ever stanley writing :>) Man oh man do i love this concept. ajsndfjsdf i love, i just love. I apologise for the title lmao i dont have any other ideas alsdfsdjn. This is so fluffy and cliché that you're going to die :D Btw, gifs of Andy Bean are very hard to find and I'm mad about it. Hope this is what you were looking for. Happy reading!

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“Honey, I'm home!” Stan says in a louder voice so his loved one could hear him. For she's known to often leave music playing loudly through their apartment and go into another room to do something. He hears the smooth voice of Billie Holiday singing about autumn in New York and he smiles to himself, kicking off his shoes. The music is loud enough for her not to hear him at all. 

He walks into the kitchen, both hands holding a grocery bag tightly until he puts them both on the center counter. Her music is playing right in front of him, just a few feet between him and the sound system. 

“Baby!” He calls again. Stan leaves the bags be and they crinkle a bit, the products falling on top of one another. He walks over to the sound system and turns the song's volume down. And he hears her humming. It's coming from her study.

Stan jogs a little down the hallway to get to her and reaches the door frame of her study. He peaks his head in. “Babylove,” he says and smiles immediately upon seeing his girl sitting on her carpet, her back turned to him, still humming and obviously hunched over something. 

She whips her head around and smiles wide. There's a wicked glimmer in her eyes. “Honey!” She squeals and hurriedly gets up from her position, almost falling over her own legs, and tip-toes over to her one and only. 

He leans in to steal a kiss from her soft angel lips and she still has to stand on her tip-toes for him to succeed. She embraces him then, her arms around his neck, and smiles wide. Stan recieves a loving kiss on the cheek and smiles, too. His eyes are full of love for the woman in front of him. 

“What are you doing in here?” He asks, his hand going in slow circles over her back. 

“Before you turned my music down,” she says, pouting and pointing her index finger into the middle of his chest, “I was listening to Billie and making another small sculpture.” She smiles, proud of herself.

“You're getting inspired again?” Stan raises his eyebrows in happy surprise and his love nods, biting her bottom lip. “So, who's the muse?”

“You, silly.” She says and they both laugh. She notices Stan already glancing behind her shoulder to see what she's making. To not spoil the surprise, she brings his eyes back to her, holding his chin softly. “It's not finished yet. When it will be, you'll be the first to see. And you know that.”

“Of course. You know I'm impatient about seeing your art.” He tells her and tickles her sides a little, making her giggle in the most beautiful way. 

“So,” she claps her hands, “what are we making tonight?”

“Hmm, let's see...” Stan pretends to think, “seeing as I bought the ingredients for lasagna, I guess we're making... lasagna?” He squints, teasing his girl. She laughs and kisses him on the cheek again. And then all over his face, which makes Stanley laugh instead. 

When he's about to plead for breath, she stops and grabs his hand, closing her study door with the other. She drags them both back down the hallway and lets go of Stan's hand to turn the volume higher. Stan gives her a mock-annoyed look, but they both laugh.

One of the billion, trillion things he loves so much about his girl is her energy and youthfulness. They're only two years apart, but Stanley has always felt older than he actually is. And he wanted to enjoy his youth when it was happening, but a lot of things kept him from it. 

Her youthfulness and eagerness and sort-of hyperactivity brings joy in his life. Makes him happy about still being here, having a life. She's brighter than the sun to him in many ways. 

“Do you have the recipe?” Stan asks her as they're unpacking the groceries.

“Uh-huh, I printed it out. It should be next to the sink.” She replies, pulling tomato after tomato out of the bag.

“Terrible place for a paper to be, if you ask me.” He tells her, but she only laughs. Stan walks over to the sink and sure enough, there is a page with a recipe printed on it. And it's not wet. He quickly goes over the ingredients and steps. “So how was work today?”

She works as a museum manager/administrator in a pottery museum in town. Taking that she's an artist herself, she needs to be in an artistic place and area at all times. An administrator might not seem like the job to you, but to her it's the perfect one that pays the bills and takes her on holidays with her loved one. Many artists to meet, artworks to see and inspiration to suck in.

“Quite amazing. You know I met that one artist I've always wanted to host at my museum—”

“Emily Lacey?” Stan finishes instead of her. She nods.

“Yup. And she's even more lovely than I thought she'd be. She's got great sense of humor, a great sense of style, of course, and turns out we have a lot in common.” She tells him. Stan smiles, watching her rush around the kitchen and talk. “She likes to read books, go to the cinema, travelling, hiking.”

“Wow, you two are basically twins.” He states.

“I know, right?” She looks at him with wide eyes, clearly excited. Stanley chuckles. “How was your day?” She asks him. 

“It was good.” He says. “Better now that I'm home.” Stan states and they share a look of love and knowing. “The book is coming along well, there's not much left. And I had to teach a new class today! All the kids were sweethearts.”

“How old were they?” She asks and, while doing so, gives Stan a piece of dough to flatten out. They both start working on a piece.

“Uh, they're... I think second or third grade, so eight to nine.” Stan says in between grunts of pushing the wooden roll on the dough. “Why such a question?”

She shrugs. “Just wondering. Thought they'd put you in a college now.” She admits, and huffs.

“Huh.” He turns to her, puts the roll down and crosses his arms over his chest. “Don't you think I'm good enough for primary school?”

She laughs and huffs again. “No, I think you're more than good enough for primary school, and better than perfect for teaching college kids ornithology.” She tells him, honestly.

“Listen, it's nothing wrong with me.” Stan insists, pointing at his chest and raising his eyebrows. “Ornithology is not the most desired class in college, even for biology majors. So they have one professor in each college that isn't exactly an ornithologyst, but knows enough and can memorise texts from books. And they put that guy to teach ornithology if it's at all necessary.” He explains in detail.

“But that is so unfair! I bet you're not the only ornithologyst without a chance to teach in college, and they put some knock-offs in your place.” She justifies.

“You have a fair point.” Stanley agrees. She smiles wide. 

“I know. You gotta fight for your rights, hon.” She tells him. “We both know that your passion is ornithology and that you're an actual ornithologyst. They should let, whoever's in charge of it, the people who really know what they're talking about teach ornithology. It makes a huge difference for the kids.”

“Listen, if your artist carrier ever flakes, you should become an education politican.” Stan says upon restarting to flatten the dough. His love laughs out loud, holding her tummy. Stanley only smiles wide to himself.

“Can you even imagine me dressed in formal clothes everyday, having that politician-lady haircut, wearing glasses and talking in a very serious voice about the issues of today?” She asks him, mimicking the way politicians speak in the last part. She even makes a funny face. “I could never. I mean, yeah, they pay you like, crazy money, but I'd never do that.” She shakes her head, still quietly laughing to herself. Stanley keeps smiling.

Merely two hours later, the couple have finished their lasagna. They had put on their food-making playlist, which is basically a playlist full of songs that they know all the lyrics to and sing together to at the top of their lungs. Includes ABBA, Queen, David Bowie, Journey, Elton John and many, many others. 

They're happily setting the coffee table in the living room, and they're almost finished. Stan is already turning on the TV, wrapped in a blanket and waiting for his one and only to join him. 

She's still getting them forks and spoons, and when she has, she turns off all the lights in the apartment. Except for the little light in the kitchen above the stove, that one always stays on.

She tip-toes—a habit of hers that is not entirely healthy for her feet—into the living room and puts the instruments down on the table. She collapses into Stan's open, waiting arms with a happy sigh. He wraps the blanket around her and keeps his arm around her, too. 

Her fingers push between his and they lock together. As if their hands were crafted just to be interlocked with the other's, no one else's. They feel like they're made for each other. 

Stanley presses a kiss into her hair. “What are we watching tonight?” He asks, his cheek now pressed where his lips just were.

“Hmm,” she thinks and watches Stan browsing through movies and tv-shows on the screen, “something funny. Don't you think?”

“Yeah, we always watch dramas.” He agrees. “I'm kinda sick of you making me cry every other evening.” Stan admits then, and they both laugh. Stan yawns.

“Do you have a favorite?” She questions, looking up at him. He looks down at her and almost gets hypnotised. Looking at her makes him go a bit weak, every and anytime. The years spent together either don't do anything to help it or even give more to the effect.

“I don't watch that many comedies, not my favorite genre.” He tells her as his hand caresses the side of her face. She closes her eyes to that. “You can choose. Show me your favorite!” He suggests and she smiles. “Just not anything dumb, okay? I know you like those a lot, but, please, spare me.”

She looks at him and rolls her eyes playfully. “Alright, alright.” She agrees and turns to lay on her stomach, over Stan's lap and takes the remote from his hand. “I'll spare your soul from the doom of dumb comedy movies, my prince.” She teases and Stan smiles. “Aha!” She exclaims upon finally finding the movie she was looking for. 

She pushes the 'play' button and reaches for their two plates of lasagna while the intro plays. She straightens her back, sitting normally just like Stan and giving him his lasagna piece.

“Hear ye, hear ye. Feast your eyes and ears with the wonder that is Bruce Almighty!” She theatrically introduces the movie. She likes Shakespeare and Old English, despite that she may not be the best at using it right. Stan smiles at her. 

They lean in to steal a few kisses from each other before indulging in their home-made (hopefully, well-made) lasagna and the world of Jim Carrey's comedy. 

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A/N: Tell me why everytime I look at a picture of Stanley Uris, I immediately want to cry. Oh my God. heurehuherufshfsdh. 

[redroseworks]

you should talk abt your earth-116 oc kids 👀

Akajsjakakah ok you asked for it lol

Idk where to start

Oh wait the three dc ocs that are kinda sort of their own thing except for one anyway

Lynn Small aka Selkie. Gothamite. Half Atleantean. Hates their dad. Goth. Eventually a sorcerer. Bad at coping.

Quatashia McFadden aka Lady Iris. Wonder Woman stan. Her mom is the goddess Iris. Would be offended by the pjo books. Retires from being a hero very early in life.

Jivika Chabra aka Kali. Her bio mother is lady shiva who donated her egg for a gay assassin couple to use with a surrogate. Yeah it's a long story. Also jivika isnt happy that they wanted her to be an assassin later in life. But like she only finds that out when they're both dead? They weren't planning on actually training her till she was 18 anyway. At least she can yell at their ghosts. Would kin Danny Phantom. She ends up dating Emiko Queen while in college!

Now my dickroy kiddos

Valerie Harper-Grayson. Adopted when she was three. Part Atleantean. Damian is her favorite Uncle bc he is almost always up for taking her to the aquarium. Then again Damian is basically all the Harper-Grayson kiddos fav Uncle. She never gets into the whole vigilante/hero business.

John Bo Harper-Grayson. Yeah John Bo is his whole first name. He goes by Bo. Hes biologically Roy and dicks kid. He'll eventually become Nightwing but he stays out of vigilante stuff till hes about 19.

Dylras Harper-Grayson. He was adopted as a baby from New Tamaran! He was rescued from uhh human/alien traffickers. He becomes Flamebird to Bo's Nightwing.

So now Bo's best friend: Jordan Lance-Queen! Haldinahollie's kid.

Jordan is biologically Hal's and a surrogate. They literally tried to find a surrogate that looked like Dinah. Jordan ends up being nonbinary so luckily they already had a gender neutral name. They'll eventually become Green Arrow! Their main goal in life is to make Bo suffer.

And then there are the Kent-Waynes and Allen-Waynes. Timkonbart kiddos.

Logan Kent-Wayne is tim and kons kid. Hes a really sweet kid though I havent wrote him as well him yet since I've mainly written him in a time period where he hasn't come out yet. He literally named himself after an actor cough garfield logan cough from a science fiction show he liked but then he found out said actor is friends with his uncle dick and he will never admit this.

Then there are the actually older than Logan twins. Except their clones. Made by lex luthor with DNA from kon and tim, Clark and Bruce Kent-Wayne use to be known as Alexander and Alexa Legacy. Maybe they were a little evil but they changed. They wanted to choose new names for their new lifes and asked tim, bart, and kon about names. Bruce's gender identity came out when he choose the name Bruce. Bruce and Robbie Troy end up dating (for a second time, first time being back when b was a little evil) and doing humanitarian work around the globe while also being heroes. Clark ends up going to Metropolis University to study elementary education!

And then there are tim and bart's pair of twins Meloni and Dana Allen-Wayne. I've only written them as babies so far so I havent given them much thought

Oh that reminds me Thad Allen (used to be Thawne but I feel like thad would change it) has an adopted son who he named Max

Now these two aren't kiddos but: Ezra and Amber Kane, Bette Kanes parents. Ezra is the youngest kid of whatever the fuck martha and Jacob's parents names were. He was a bit of a surprise considering his parents were pretty old when he was born so hes like 20 years younger than his closest sibling in age jacob. Hes also only like 8 years older than bruce and doted on his nephew as much as he could and hes the inspiration of the whole brucue wayne playboy act despite him not being a playboy at all but anyway. Hes also a pro tennis player. Amber Kane is his wife and best friend. She once dated Janet Drake. She had a shitty life and despite being an actress her childhood is still mainly secret. A few vague details are known but not specific not that it matters anyway. Her parents died when she was young and was taken in by some not so good people who got away with it bc they had money. Ezra and Amber spend any minute they can with Bette bc they love her and she is the light of their lives (well besides each other).

Then there's Faith, Bane, and Soledad Kerzner. Scandal, Kay, and Liana's kids. Faith and Bane are biologically Lianas with Thomas Blake as the sperm donor. Soledad was adopted when she was two . Faith... is a bit rebellious and gets caught up in some shit she really shouldn't have. Bane and Soledad are two characters I havent really explored yet but anyway they all love their three moms.

Viola and Robin Thomas are Duke Thomas and Jackson hyde's adopted kids. Viola is Martian which is really difficult considering her abilities. Shes a sweet kid though and really likes to help her dads! Robin is an Atleantean baby Jackson saved and brought home and it was kinda like that icarly meme (duke: jackson what do you have there? Jackson, holding robin and a smoothie: a smoothie) but like more dramatic bc Jackson was injured and had only come home because it was close and he really needed to actually go to a hospital anyway yay. Viola will become the signal and robin will become aqualad on day

Oh and there's Lilith "Lili" Bloomberg. Shes rose Wilson and eddie Bloomberg's daughter. She likes to watch blue devil. Shes really sensitive. Rose and eddie never got married to each other but Rose and Mia dearden married when Lilith was sorta young and eddie was married to jason todd for a little while before they got divorced and later he enters a relationship with zach zatara but I havent decided if that will last or not. Lilith is really close with tommy Blake bc hes kind of like an older brother to her

And then there's mystery girl wilson... I have yet to name her but shes a character I'm working on but her dad is slade

And that's it for now. There's more but I dont feel like going into then right now. But there more like Jason Todd's group of adopted kiddos and some others but I feel like this answer is getting way too long

[kamamo1]

Ok so my Barry Allen relationship post blew up again, and thanks I guess, so I'm compelled to talk about this more. So here's more analysis on Barry's love interests from the comics that most people tend to forget.

Barry swings from kinda of being a dork/flustered/oblivious about flirting/relationships to being cool as a cucumber, calm, emotionally mature and knows what he wants... So his love interests are all over the place

Zatanna - often flirted with him, they kissed and had wild adventures during one of her shows, Barry was the first one she showed her new outfit too when she was trying to redefine herself, which lead them to make out in the Watchtower, Barry calls her Tanna, and Barry said once that when he looked at her he forgot the face of every girl he met before. They might have been lovers but they both hesitant on starting a full relationship, probably because the writer conveniently remembered Barry was seeing someone else in his personal comic. They need to interact again even if its strictly platonic because it was a fun dynamic

Daphne Dean - was a childhood sweetheart of Barry's and they used to play games as kids with Barry dressed up as the Flash. They were the talk of the town apparently and while they kept in touch, Daphne went on to be a famous actress and Barry headed off to Central City.

They have an on and off relationship, Daphne's PR tries to capitalize on the childhood romance for Daphne's image and she usually goes along with to a certain extent but only till it hits her that 'yeah I'm actually still in love with him' and puts her foot down, Barry usually remains oblivious to all this. Barry helps her out with kidnappers, and old stalker from their childhood, and she helped him out with an issue with Golden Glider. Their flirting ranged from remenicing 'the good old days' to later acknowledging that 'yes I am flirting with you and you are flirting with me' no hesitation

Dinah Lance - Mostly out of the JLA Year One run from Post Crisis. Pre-Crisis they were mostly just teammates, Barry knew her from Black Canary Golden Age comics, and called her pretty bird or bird lady-but then most of her teammates did.

They flirted back and forth in JLA Year One, but Dinah was hesitant to start anything because she didn't want to be like her mother and have an affair with another hero. They kissed before realizing Dinah loves being Black Canary too much and Barry loves being both Flash and Barry, but the romance was still there even though they kept it platonic. I just wish they would interact again because they had a fun friendship.

Meena Dhawan - I wish another writer would pick this character up because I have not liked anything out of the new Flash run, which is a shame bec I want to care about this character. Meena was one of the new speedsters out of the Joshua Williamson's first Flash arc where he tried to do what Manapul did but worse.

She is a scientist who is helps out the people who got caught in the SpeedForce storm and of course Barry gets all heart eyes about it. They offhandedly flirt and then kiss in a spam of two issues where Barry then reveals his identity which is kinda a big deal because his secret identity has always been super important to him in the past, and then Meena is seemingly killed by Godspeed, who callously says that Barry shouldn't even care because they barely knew each other. Meena comes back in a weird way, everyone's weary at first and then it revealed she is working for the bad guys and the last time I checked she is in prison so yeah...

Jessica Cruz - I didn't expect writer to try to go in a romantic direction with these two because they started out with a pretty solid friendship. Jessica is thrown into the superhero world due to the Power Ring and Barry helps her out in fights/control/ talks her down and gets ice cream. So it was like a mentor/student dynamic except not really because they're equal standing characters, kinda going back to when Barry had the same dynamic with Firestorm and Elongated Man.

Jessica saves Barry's life at the cost of her own, but dont worry she's fine! They dance around and then go on a date, and it's kinda cute before plot happens. An alternative reality reveals that they had three kids together, an older daughter named Nora, and twins Jason and Jenny. Nora takes after her father in regards to powers and the twin take after Jessica's powers as well, but their emotions connected to their powers overwhelms them sometimes. The kids are adorable and Barry/Jessica with the kids are even more adorable

Patty Spivot - originally just a friend and coworker, showed up around the late 70s, the time Barry has been married to Iris for awhile. They were just work buddies, and Barry mentioned once about her and a man named Daniel so it's not like she had a secret crush on him. They take turns buying donuts, complain about work, etc. <--And look a completely platonic relationship between a slightly older man and a younger woman with no weird undertones! Then Geoff Johns happens and he implies that Patty and Barry knew eachother when Barry started out at the lab, and that they danced around eachother before Barry and Iris started dating.

Then in New 52, Barry and Patty are dating, and it had it's cute moments but it felt like writers were spinning their wheels because they had to tease out the Barry/Iris relationship, and honestly if your heart isn't in it, you should have just kept it platonic.

Fiona Webb - <---Barry's fiancee and would have his second/third wife. Her real name was Beverly Lewis, and had to be put in witness protection after she learned too much about her former employer. Barry meets her a year after Iris' death when he is moving on with his life, and moving into Utopia Towers as her next door neighbor.

Their first meeting goes like this: Barry thinks about the lonely nights ahead of him and stops midthought when he sees her with a 'yiyiyi'. He says it looks like she walked out of a dream, flusteredly tried to introduce himself but she kinda brushed him off. Fiona acts cold to Barry at first but she eventually warms up to him after he helps her out with the issue of her former employer. They became friends and have a little friend group with their other neighbor Mack Nathan and his son. They dance around eachother a lot, but eventually go on a lot of romantic dates. Barry calls her 'Green Eyes' and she doesn't take any of his bs.

Their relationship is on and off due to Barry's relationship with Z and Daphne and Fiona relationship with the Senator she works for. The Senator is conveniently the new villain that's been targeting the criminals of Central City, so he kidnaps her and Barry has to rescues her. They're together again after that whole fiasco, but have to deal with drama of criminals coming after them because Fiona is still in witness protection and Barry makes enemies as part of CCPD. There was no big proposal scene, Barry casually asks her how she feels about June Weddings and she says why wait and they plan the wedding pretty quick. I think it was stated it was three years after they met?

So they have a quick wedding, Firestorm mentions he's upset that the Justice League wasn't invited but to be fair its all pretty sudden. Barry's friends from work come, Ralph also attends, Mack Nathan etc, Wally tries to sneak in late. Barry is determined not to be late like always so he heads out to the church, almost forgets the ring but has a good laugh about it until surprise!!! Eobard Thawne comes back from being missing for years.

Thawne has Barry chase him all over the world putting people in danger so Barry cant catch up to him, while he does his evil monologue. Fiona is getting extremely frustrated and embarrassed, thinks she's being stood up. Thawne reveals he planning on killing Fiona and Barry freaks out. Just as Fiona walks out the door crying Thawne races to put his hand through her head and Barry stops him by grabbing at his neck. Barry instantly goes over comfort Fiona, not realizing what happened.

Due to the audience of the whole scene he can't reveal he's actually Barry and Fiona is still super upset. Thawne is revealed to be dead, the Flash is put on Trial for murder, Barry Allen is missing/presumed dead, and Fiona has a breakdown due to all this trauma conga line. Barry just wants to take her away with him but with the upcoming Trial he realizes he can never have a normal life again after this.

The trial eventually takes a turn for the worse, Barry's lawyer Cecile tells him to reveal his identity so that the court knows that he was only trying to save his fiancee from the fate of his first wife, but Barry refuses, stating that if he goes to prison then at least Fiona won't be in more danger because of him. Its obvious through this arc that Barry and Fiona still love eachother but both are in a real bad place right now.

And I have to say this was some interesting drama that DC never resolved or followed through with, and just outright ignored, which is a shame because Barry and Fiona was another interesting relationship that fell to the wayside due to poor writing or just a general lack of interest in the Flash's supporting cast

[dfroza]

A photographic memory from june 23 beginning in ‘11 with an odometer reading on my former Saturn Vue driving at 36mph

and then in ‘12 in Van Nuys, California and a church i walked by, followed by a view of Saturn through a telescope on the lawn at the Griffith Observatory that i took with my iPhone 3GS placed upon the telescope lens

fast-forward to ‘15 with a walk by the Croydon on Logan street in GR where i lived in an apartment back in ‘93 with my friend John Saunders (the reflection of a white Saturn Vue parked outside)

and these are a few of my Facebook memories from ‘11 and ‘09

if you feel like time is standing still, try running around in circles inside your eyes– get a little dizzy and fall into the imagination of your mind– be childlike in faith, and drunk with love, without the slightest thought of ever sobering up

scratch the surface– then rip a bright hole in the sky, wide enough to jump as high as a trampoline will allow you to fly– and don’t look down, your eyes peeled to the sound of fearless flight, unchained by laughter– there’s freedom in sight

coffeehouse, raindrops… lightly

the colors of the setting sun were so amazing over downtown this evening– sky paint

smile with a smile on your face :~)

i think the ocean is full of music for our ears to hear– if we swim deep enough in its sea

i comment on my own comments which means i must like to talk to myself :~)

or, that i talk to myself entirely too often–

[Shannon Knez Radke] We all do…

[Don Rozanski] sometimes, i give myself a hug– and it’s possible that i’ve even talked to myself at the same time, but i can’t be sure–

[Shannon Knez Radke] I love hugs… I have hugged myself… But I much prefer a second set of arms involved!

[Don Rozanski] second sets of arms makes life great!

i can see clearly now, the rain is gone…

love is written on every page of the open book of life– when we can see it clearly

the rain is gone and now i’d love to swim–

sometimes life is like a masquerade ball, and you don’t see the real underlying face that is portrayed as a picture of grace– but when all masks are lifted, and thrown into the air, may the same grace be written, on every line of every face–

life is the open book we choose to live– may it begin and end in shades of grace

my masquerade outfit for today is the silver lake outfit worn on the huge dunes in michigan– but that was last year in march, so i didn’t swim then, just walked & ran across the sand, while it invaded my shoes– yet, my outfit wasn’t really masking anything, except my naked body underneath, which is a good thing–

in every breath of air, hidden, in invisible silence, is a billion treasure chests of wisdom, waiting to be opened, with a spoken word

i wait with baited breath, hanging on the precipice that is the edge of your lips– your words are the rays of the sun that reach earth from lightyears away–

welcome to the one way street of thursday– there’s no turning back from here– just keep swimming!

they say love is a two way street– but i’d rather walk a one way street side by side with you, than just pass you by every now & then, going in opposite directions

i’d sing with you too, if you want me to– the sound of music is music to my ears– it’s the silence in between where we learn to fear

being led by our hearts may not win the approval of some– yet, the heart cannot breathe unless it’s free to be what it was created to be–

if you listen closely, you’ll hear songs sung over you– maybe that’s how we discover the color of God’s eyes–

June 23, 2011 • Facebook

true love is out there… I just hope her name isn’t Buttercup. Unless of course she eats a burger with No. 00350 and goes through the little door.

[Barbie Morales] your funny donny, the little door.

[Don Rozanski] Yeah, it’s kinda like true love’s first kiss… the little door of true love.

[Barbie Morales] where can i find one????

[Don Rozanski] Don’t know if they have one in MI. You know what tho, Buttercup is a weird name but she was pretty stinkin cute in the Princess Bride. As you wish…

[Barbie Morales] i dont remember any buttercup in that movie, was it a person??

[Don Rozanski] Princess Buttercup. She was gonna marry Prince Humperdinck, remember? But she ended up with her true love Westley. And they lived happily ever after… The end!

[Barbie Morales] happily ever after, yes i remember

June 23, 2009 • Facebook

and a pair of poetic memories from this day in 2010 that personally reflects upon the significance of writing in thought to get things down on paper, or in this case an illuminated screen, in the thought of sharing words with the heart of another from a place of no fear, where our twin-engine paths first cross in an atmosphere of peaceful dialogue by the hope of a pure seed (to be…)

A typewritten form of silence that is meant to become the sound of spoken words as well (A True mirroring of each)

K. i2i

“i love you”

(june 23, ‘10)

L. first summer wednesday of reason & rhyme

i feel the gravity surrounds me but the wind blowing defies what people say took me up near your skies to look down on the bigger picture but never down at you those things are meant-to-be eye-to-eye only

i feel the love grew hidden in the ground sprouted wings we heard the sound fluttering about beautiful sound all around

when this starts, does it ever have to end the place where we found the beginning, an eternal friend? side-by-side sharing the same shoes the ground we walk on will never bruise when we love from the center it’ll never be fake spilling from the inside something that’ll never break

it would take us forever to count the grains of sand but if we stay busy counting the music will never end now the gravity that holds me will be sure to find a way for us to see each other, eye-to-eye & face-to-face right on time the way it was always planned right from the beginning, before time began

(june 23, ‘10) dfroza

(yes, i believe in the dream of first meeting in the heart of the thought-life as an open book of words fully illuminated by seeing eye-to-eye)

[luminescencechatoyant]

summary riley preferred to be behind the camera, dean loved to flaunt in front of it.

warning mentions of anxiety attacks, domestic violence, sex an/or sexual acts (not explicit).

Word Count 2942

I dont own anything but my dog and my phone, neither of which have to d with fix. Enjoy, copywrite, disclamer blah blah x

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Riley Mizanin was not her brother, he was confident and outgoing and the exact opposite of her. They were twins but they were the completely different. He liked being around people and Riley would avoid them whenever she could, he liked to be in front of them camera while she hid behind it, he loved attention and she loathed it.

It wasn’t that she couldn’t talk in front of strangers, leave her in a group of five and she was fine, but large crowds had her stuttering and shaking. She failed abysmally at public speaking in school, didn’t get her first boyfriend until she was eighteen and her heartbroken for the first time. She had to watch while Mike was able to to do everything she couldn’t, with ease. It broke her heart everytime she had to turn down doing something that Mikel loved to do because her anxiety couldn’t handle it.

She was sixteen when she realized she loved photography, her mother pulled out her own Polaroid camera, it no longer worked but just brushing her fingers over the old and dusty plastic had Riley smiling. When she was old enough to afford it, Riley bought herself a camera. If she couldn’t enjoy herself in fron of a camera, then she’d damn well support Mike behind it.

When she was eighteen and graduating, Riley was in front of the camera and she was freaking out before hand. Her shakes set in and she couldn’t even thank her mom for her good luck and kiss on the forehead, Mike was her saving grace once again as he dragged her by the hand across the stage and grabbed both of their diplomas, threw a smile at the crowd and pulled her off stage.

As soon as they left the stage Mike pulled her away, sat her down and made her mimic his breathing. Her hands grip at her hair and her eyes are screwed shut, she ignores every sound she fears except Mike’s voice, she ignores everything except matching his breaths. When her breathing is calm and the ringing in her ears is gone, Mike is the only face smiling down at her.

She was always hidden in Mike’s shadow to everyone but Mike.

For their nineteenth birthday, Riley surrendered herself for one night of being in front of the cameras, only for Mike’s bright smile. For their twentieth birthday, Mike and Riley had been in two different places, the first time they’d ever celebrated a birthday apart. She’d been attending college two states over on a photographing degree and he in a wrestling school in their hometown, her loved for her camera eventually got between them until she no longer rang home, no longer travelled home to visit.

It hadn’t been expected, the calls went for hours and then less, and less until they stopped all together. Her work got so busy that she had to cancel her visits, miss her family’s reunions. She had noticed she’d cut herself from her family until she was, she had no one to blame but herself.

Her work took off, she photographed for an up and coming magazine and eventually others took notice - she photographed for Vogue, Cosmopolitan, and even did runway shoots for Victoria’s Secret shows. She’d worked so hard to push herself out of the shadow she imagined herself growing up in, tried to make a name for herself that wasn’t included with Mikes.

He was always the first to be noticed, the first to be picked for games, the first to even be born. Mike was always the first for everything, Riley didn’t usually mind because it kept her out of the spotlight but to grow up being picked second constantly weighed on her.

She hadn’t realized that the only one not including her was herself, until her fathers funeral. He’d had stage two lung cancer, it had never been serious she Riley was growing up until suddenly it was and he was gone. She dropped everything the moment she found out and booked a ticket home the next morning, her mother took one look at her standing on the steps of a house she hadn’t been inside of in years and promptly burst into tears.

Mike stood wearily at her shoulder and when Riley pulled away from her mother, he hugged her briefly. It was not a hug between two twins who hadn’t seen each other in years, it was a strained hug between strangers, it wasn’t until two days later that thing came to halt. Riley and Mike, both drunk and mourning, blamed each other for their falling out. They argued, their mother cried and their family tried to hardest to ignore their shouting from outside the house; it had ended with Riley crying that she had to make a name for herself that didn’t have Mikes twin sister tacked on to the end of it.

“You’re my sister, you were never in my shadow!” Mike screamed back at her, hand pulling at his short hair. He’d always wanted to grow I out, “You’re not thinking right, Ri.”

“I was! I always was, people knew who I was but they didn’t know me.” Riley yelled back at him, hurt and scared. “It was always to get to know you, always!”

Mike swore then and thew his glass, “You were only ever in my shadow,” he mocked, “because you wanted to be there. You couldn’t talk to people Riley, you cried and shut down. I was trying to help!”

“Then don’t.”

He looked at her then and Riley had never seen his eyes look so heart broken, “Fine.”

Riley left that night and didn’t return for another two years, when she did see her brother again it was for her mothers funeral. They didn’t talk but she met his wife briefly in the toilets, she was nice and Riley hoped he was happy.

With no living parents and a twin brother she no longer talked to, Riley threw herself back into her work and pretended she was happy. She wasn’t, she missed her brother and her mother and her dad. She missed her family and she knew it was her own fault, she drew herself away, she saw problems where there were none, she ruined her relationship with her family all by herself.

When she’s hired onto the WWE, the first thing she does is try to contact her brother. He’d changed his number since he last talked to her and she doesn’t see him until two weeks into her new job, his face is pale when he recognizes her and she left a hand to wave when he turns his back and strides away from her. It hurts but she doesn’t let it hinder her, she deserves it.

Mike ignores her for weeks, months on end and Maryse recognizes her from her mothers funeral. They go out for coffee and Riley feels guilty for unloading their family drama onto her but Maryse smiles, hugs her and tell her it will be alright, don’t give up on him yet, she tells Riley before she leaves. Riley doesn’t, she smiles and says hello to Mike whenever she sees him, its not a lot but its baby steps, she leaves old family photos her mother sent her with Maryse and eventually Mike smiles back and they talk.

They cry on each others shoulder and slowly, she becomes apart of his life once more. She meets his friends,

(John Cena! She screams inwardly the first time she meets him.)

She grows to care for Maryse, eventually adopts her as a sister and jokes around with Mike that she always wanted one. For the first time since her fathers funeral, Riley’s happy - her career is still growing by the day, her brother and her are on taking terms and she has friends.

Seth Rollins is the first for her to really click with outside of her family, he charms himself into her life, but doesn’t get further. He introduces her to Roman, whose daughter and wife are the sweetest, and then eventually introduces her to Dean Ambrose. She doesn’t have a lot of words to describe Dean Ambrose, he is his on screen persona but at the same time, he isn’t. He is an enigma rolled in sarcasm that loves to grate on Riley’s nerves.

He is all that and so much more, he is always the first at the arena with an extra hot chocolate because Riley always runs out before he get there, he is always the one to scare off creepy guys from bars. He is always the first one when Mike isn’t around to see her building panic attacks and pulls her off to a far hallway to sit in silence. She didn’t get panic attacks until she was sixteen and boys started to notice her she told him, he’d had them since he was a child and watched his father beat him mother he told her.

Seth notes the growing friendship between Dean and Riley first, he jokes about them sneaking around together and she laughs it off. It doesn’t hurt her because Dean is just a friend and she sees how happy he is talking to Renee, she’s too old to worry about school yard crushes she tells Seth.

She winces when he settles her with a sympathetic smile, “Don’t hurt yourself, Riley.

Renee notices two months later, she asks Riley with kind eyes if she’s overstepping boundaries with Dean, Riley smiles and shakes her head. She ignores the falter in her heartbeat when they announce their engagement a month after that.

"Do you like Renee?” Dean asks her three months into his engagement. They’re watching a shitty old horror movie at Riley’s flat on Vegas when he drops the question on her, he fidgets with a loose thread on her blanket.

“Yeah, she’s a great girl.” and she is, Riley hates that she can’t hate her. “Why?”

“Is she-” he cuts himself off and smothers his face with the blanket, “We’re not moving too fast, are we?”

“You’re a grown man, Dean. If you know you’re happy and you want to do this, go for it. Damn anyone else who thinks otherwise.” He doesn’t say anything else and they go back to silently watching the movie.

Its month later when Riley hears about their split and two weeks after that when Deans find her. He finds her grinning down at her phone on top of a tech container and slaps hands down on either side of her legs, she jumps when she finds his face inches from hers.

“Up for a shitty movie night tonight? There’s an old cinema playing Frankenstein just up from here.” He asks her as he slides to the container next to her.

Riley smiles, slides her phone into her pockets an pats his shoulder, “Can’t tonight, old boy.”

He arches an eyebrow, “You never miss shitty movie night?”

Her eyes move past him and land on something further down the hall, her eyes glimmer and a blush burns over her cheeks, “I’ve got a date tonight, old boy.”

“A date -?” He trails off and notices Sheamus trailing down the hall towards them.

“Ready ta go, love?” He asks and Riley grins brightly and nods, she waves at Dean when she leaves but can’t shake the feeling of his eye burning into her back.

She enjoys her dates with Sheamus, he’s a perfect sweetheart when they go out together but the first morning he bring her hot chocolates instead of Dean breaks her heart. She doesn’t notice Dean standing in the doorway with a shaking hand and crestfallen look on his face, she does see his retreating back after he dumps the drink in the bin. When she pulls it out, her heart thuds when she read a hastily scribbled shitty movie night? with a badly drawn werewolf on the side. He doesn’t bring her coffee after that, doesn’t pull her up for a conversation in catering, he avoids her.

Sheamus can see how hurt she is and introduces her to his friends but its not the same, Mike asks her about dean in every conversation, Seth doesn’t talk to her when Dean is around and she is hurting because this is her fault.

She is happy and she knows that her happiness should always come first, Sheamus is nice and he cares for her but he doesn’t give her same thrill, the same excitement as Dean does. She tells him that she cares for him but not in the same way he wants her to, he smiles and tell he that he knows he will never be Dean.

“I don’t what you’re talking about.” She tries to deny it, she is not completely heartless.

“Its okay.” He smiles and wraps her in a hug. “I knew wha’ I was gettin’ myself into, I knew how ya felt for him before but I always had hope you’d like me like that too.”

She cries then because she had this amazing man at her side who gave up his happiness for hers and she feels completely selfish. She doesn’t deserve him.

She’s sitting in her hotel room later, ignoring the constant buzzing of her phone in favour of nursing a cold glass of wine. A shitty old horror movie is playing noiselessly across the screen but she isn’t focusing on it, her eyes are seeing but not watching.

Her hands are flicking through photos on her phone, photos of her and Mike flick through, photos of Dean and her that she’d forced him into, photos of her and Sheamus watching a game of soccer. Three great, amazing guys that only wanted to be there for her and she managed to push all three of them away; she wanted to cry, she truly did, but she don’t enough wallowing and feeling sorry for herself.

She had better things to do, her laptop was laying in front of her but her shots for Hunter weren’t due until next week. Maryses face popped up in her photos, she could always ask her out for a drink but her eyes flicked up to the time and her heart dropped, too late.

She sighed and sat up to refill her glass of wine when she was interrupted by knocking on the door. She swung the door open, is met Dean’s tired eyes before he pushed into her room, grabbed her by the wait and buried his face in her necks. His nose brushes against her neck and with Dean’s body hanging tightly, she dropped to the ground beneath them and wound her arms around his back.

“I’m sorry.” He coughed and curled his fingers into her sides, “I’m so sorry.”

“Dean, whats-?”

“I should have been happy that you were happy,” he sniffles and pulled back to look her in the eyes. He had a five o'clock shadow, bags drooping beneath his eyes and nose bright red, he looked like he’d aged ten years in a month, “I shouldn’t have avoided you.”

“Dean, its okay-!”

“Its not, don’t say it is.” He wiped his nose harshly and shuffled back more, “You deserve better than that. You told me that people leaving was your biggest fear and I did the one thing I know scared you, leaving.”

“I -” Riley’s words caught in her throat, he was right. It did scare her but she knew that she had a hand in it, she wasn’t innocent. “I should have tried to talk to you, I shouldn’t have let you pull away. I -”

“I love you.” Dean blurts and Riley watches as his cheeks flush red, “I love and I - I really want to kiss you right now. Can I?”

She nodded and his lips are on hers, rough and chapped lips presses against hers urgently like she’ll run as soon as they part. He pulls away and she doesn’t run, she throws herself at him and he catches her by the waist, lifting her easily onto his lap. His shirts pulled off and hers follows not long after, it isn’t until he leans back onto the cold tiles that they remember they’re laying on the floor. They move to the bed and he moans into her mouth, she digs her nails into his back and they come together in ecstasy.

They lay in end together afterwards with Riley sprawled across his chest humming happily as he runs his finger through her hair. The movie is still flickering through silently and the room is quiet except for the pair and the quiet humming of the AC, its calm.

“I love you too,” Riley whispers into the room, “…if you couldn’t tell.”

“Oh, I’m pretty sure you moaned it loud enough for the neighbors to hear.” He says, words dripping with sarcasm, and digs his fingers into her sides.

“Dean!” She squeals and shoves him softly, he stops and drops his chin to her shoulder, smiling softly at her. “Wanna watch a shitty old movie?”

“Only if you get to stay naked.” He doesn’t leave her a chance to answer, already swinging her over his shoulder, only pausing to sling a blanket over the two of them when they settle on the couch.

[slytheroccamy]

TJLC in The Six Thatchers *SPOILERS*

JOHNLOCK IN THE SIX THATCHERS ( please read, it'll be worth your time I promise) Okay so I watched The Six Thatchers maybe 8 times now and have a few things I would like to point out to provide further evidence that JohnLock will happen in The Final Problem and would like to hear your thoughts! I know this is really long, but I went into extreme detail of the episode and I think it's worth reading, especially since Rebekah is likely not going to make an episode on it. Anyway, without further ado, All evidence of Johnlock in The Six Thatchers. 

 1) On the fridge I'm sure we all saw the pamphlet with the elephant, but directly above it is a post-it note with 13th written on it. I started thinking what this could mean and then realised that including TAB, The Final Problem would be episode 13 of Sherlock. The elephant will be addressed finally in the 13th episode. 

 2) Can we please note the ridiculously not so subtle water imagery throughout the episode? literally overlaying sherlocks face? 

3) the main villan of the episode was refered to constantly (before the reveal of her identity) as Ammo, which we find out actually means Love. and said villan ends up killing mary, the one thing standing between sherlock and john. (sidenote I do love Mary as a character and was sad to see amanda go, I knew it had to be done for the sake of Johnlock)  also, convenient that John now has a child, something John and Sherlock wouldn't of been able to have on their own. 

4) Save John Watson. Save him. Save him Sherlock. Save him from what exactly? Oh I don't know maybe the repressed sexuality he has been hiding all these years? Save him from the pain of staying in the closet? (which is pretty painful, I know from experience. You really do feel saved when you fall in love for the first time) also, Save John Watson; the skip code sent to Mary in the Empty Hearse. In which John was being burned... as in "I will burn the heart out of you" burned. just saying. 

5) Free as a bird. #ohwhatabeautifulmorning Here are the lyrics to oh what a beautiful morning - There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, The corn is as high as an elephant's eye, An' it looks like its climbin' clear up to the sky. Chorus: Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day, I've got a wonderful feeling, Everything's going my way. - Okay how many songs do you know have the word elephant in them? not many, and of course the one song sherlock tweets is about everything going perfectly and mentions a freaking elephant... Also, It's from Oklahoma! the Musical... which you can read about the relevance to in Rebekah's tumblr blog 

 6) John's Blog We get a quick shot of John's Blog in the opening, (the real life counter part of the blog is no longer being updated) but it's important to note that the counter is no longer stuck at 1895! They've broken past the barrier of the suppressive time period! Also, the titles of the blogs (in order of apperance) are:

 221Back! (which from what I can read off the blurred image, is about how he hasn't written in a while and that he'll try to write everything up soon, and that he's going to be a dad) 

 Dusty Death (a case about a woman who's husband drowned, but had sand in his lungs not water.) 

 Unknown Blog Entry (about a man who came in looking white as a sheet and a wound in his hand. We don't know much about this case except that it was the wrong thumb?)

The Duplicate Man (How could Dennis Parkinson be in two places at once and murdered in one of them? Again don't know much excpect that it's never twins.) 

 The Circus Torso (Limbless body found decomposing in trunk in waterloo wouldn't be identified.) 

 The Canary Trainer (Andrew Wilson was an unusual man with an Unusual hobby. He seemed to have no connection to the man whos life was so abruptedly ended one freezing night) 

 The Cardiac Arrest (Joel Fentiman was found strangled in the bedsit he shared with his brother. They had always got on well and there was no sign that the situation had changed... we could never have known that there was a potential assasin lurking close by.) I may be reading too much into this one, but perhaps, since people view sherlock and johns relationship as platonic and brotherly, they share a flat, and according to the non tjlc viewers, there is no sign that that would be changing. and if it were to continue on that way, the more than platonic relationship would die. Strangled. not able to speak. or breathe. Suffocated by an assasin... cough mary cough. Again, could be reading too much into this one. 

 7) Sherlock's Tweets There are many in the first act of the episode and it goes by fast but here is what I could collect in order. 

Free as a Bird 

#ohwhatabeautifulmornin 

#221BringIt! 

 8) The Canary Trainer Woman: "Didn't see that coming" Sherlock: "Naturally" The woman is the viewers, this is made apparent by the fact that she is viewing sherlock over a device and not face to face in person like a typical client. 

 9) John's Missed calls from Mary John has 59 missed calls from mary after he spends all his day with sherlock... hmmm in SIB John mentions that Sherlock has had 57 texts from Irene, sherlock recieves two texts from Irene after this point, Im not dead lets have dinner and goodbye mr holmes. making 59 total texts from Irene. Not sure if there is an important connection here but as mycroft so fondly pointed out, there are no such things as coincidences. so take this as you like. 

 10) Sherlock Watson Sherlock mentions yet again that he wants them to name their daughter Sherlock because her thinks it would sound good, he likes the name Sherlock Watson. Of course Mary and John both remind him that it's not a girl's name, to which Sherlock just grins 

 11) Sherlock is named Godfather to the child. it's a strectch but Father is in the title and Mother is gone by the end so... 

 12) Margaret Thatcher Okay so as the title of the episode and the main story line, this is really important. Margaret was one of the greatest Prime ministers of all british history... except for one glaring flaw... she was very anti-gay. Okay, so, the Welsborough couple are mirrors to John and Sherlock, this is clear from the fact that their case begins with a reflection in a balloon. Also because they say they had no life before they met eachother, much in the way john's blog blatently states he literally had no life whatsoever before he met Sherlock. When they kiss, the wife says "she's looking at us disapprovingly again" referring to the Thatcher bust, this however would make no sense unless it's not refering to them as a straight couple but instead their mirrors John and Sherlock, because as I previously stated, Maragret Thatcher was very anti-gay. Throughout the episode busts of Thatcher are being broken in order to find or free something hidden. The are literally shattering the anti-gay minister in order to free something hidden... come on people. this is so glaring its almost baffling how other a handful of us have figured out the true drive of the show. (side note, the power ranger on Charlies car is blue... guess what the name of the blue power ranger is? Billy. Also he was considered the brains of the group) Later in the show sherlock finally catches on to whats happening with the busts and the following conversation occurs between sherlock and lestraude. 

 L: and now someones wandering about destroying them all. Makes no sense whats the point? 

S: No theyre not destroying them. Thats not whats happening 

L: yes it it 

S:Well it is whats happening but its not the point... Ive been slow, far too slow 

L: well im still being slow over here so if you wouldnt mind... 

S: slow but lucky, very lucky. 

 *takes deep breath* okay. so if we read this conversation with the busts representing heteronormativity in media, or the straight perception of the show, and lestraude as the audience, we are being told that yes the physical busts are being destroyed but thats not the point. the point is johnlock. the general audience still doesnt see it, some people are catching on, but the whole thing has been moving very slow, because the writers dont want to rush it, they want to do this right, and in order to do that they need to build up a story for years, a story that will change the way we see things, but without throwing it at us abruptly and randomly. This is a love story remember, and love stories need build up or it feels forced. and this is something that should in no way feel forced. 

 13) Titles This fun little concersation: *talking about the Ghost Driver case* Sherlock: "Dont give it a title" 

John: "people like titles" 

Sherlock: "I hate titles" 

John: "give the people what they want" 

Sherlock: "no, never do that, people are stupid. 

 Mary: "uhm some people" 

Sherlock: "All people are stupid.... most people." 

 you sure were still talking about blogs boys? Everyone wants to title them as platonic and friends and all this jazz to which sherlock says he hates titles and then goes on to say that most people are stupid, implying that there is a section of people who nderstand and arent blind to the obvious cough cough club tjlc 

14) John's Hair I think it's important to note that John is using a lot more product in his hair this season, and as Sherlock Holmes himself pointed out, Product in the hair is a sign of gayness, previous seasons said john only washed his hair, there was a difference. now hes upgraded to full product, clearly taking more of an interest in maintenance of himself. Not to impress mary, theyre already married what's he got to impress at this point? unless hes not trying to impress anyone it's just for himself. which is according to sherlock, kind of gay. 

 15) SOMETHINGS COMING Throughout the literal entire episode it is constantly repeated that something is coming! The want to make it obvious that it is coming something big is going to happen! Sherlock has a little rant about how by analysing everyones movements and patterns the future is entirely predictable mathmatically. well guess whose been doing that the entire time? Us. The TJCL cool people who have dedicated countless hours into analysing characters to discover that Johnlock will happen in the Final Problem. well done guys yay! Sherlock didn't like the original ending of Appointment in Samarah, she he WROTE HIS OWN ENDING The transition for that scene you may ask? Glass... shattering...onto.....a...shattered...bust...of...antigay...margaret...thatcher .........Guys... come on... they are screaming it to us at this point. 16) Now that youve pointed it out Sherlock talks Mr Kingsley through his deductions, after which mr K states that once he'd explained it, it was quite obvious...(cough cough johnlock) to which sherlock gets offended and making up a bunch of lies, namely, says his wife is the most dangerous spy in the world, operating deep undercover. 

17) game face Theres a weird moment where the margaret bust is transposed onto sherlocks face, and then lestraude says that shelock doesnt look pleased. sherlock replies with "this is my game face". Keeping in mind that Thatcher busts in this episode represent the heteronormativity in media, sherlock is putting on a face, a face to appeal to heteronormativity but he isnt pleased. He isn't pleased with wearing the game face anymore... because it's not a game anymore... johnlock, isnt a gameface anymore and the heteronormative mask is going to come off soon. 

 18) Toby the dog = Johnlock 

J: "Hes not moving" 

S: "Hes thinking" 

J: "Hes really not moving" 

S: "Hes slow and sure john, not dissimilar to yourself" 

J: "You just like this dog don't you" 

S: "Well I like you" 

Mary: "Hes still not moving." 

*enters montage of Sherlock's theme melting into John's chords in a major key. in a visual pattern identical to John and Sherlock running through the streets of london in SIP*

19) Sherlock. Holmes. Falling. Through. Shattering. Glass. Into. A. Pool. Of. Water. With. Waves. Painted. On. The. Walls. Forcing. A. Man. To. Choke. On. A. Waterfall. 

 20) Promotional posters In a poster for the Final Problem, there shows a violin with the E string broken. if anyone has a theory to what this represents please let me know. On a seperate poster john and sherlock are in their chairs staring at eachother with the room flooded in water and a tea cup floating between them 

 21) GWJ GWJ is spray painted on the door outside of the location where Mary and Sherlock meet... Theories for what this stands for? Like... Gay with John? or Go with John? or Gratiss Wants Johnlock? 

 22) So many lies J: so many lies and I dont just mean you. we find out john means the almost affair here, BUT I don't think so. Okay for started the almost affair broke my heart so I wont be talking about it at all, but the fact that it was even considered means John isnt 100% happy in this marraige. He wouldnt even consider it otherwise. But what isnt he happy with? He loves mary, we all do, shes awesome. Hes got a beautiful child, and is still solving crimes with his best friend... unless... unless he Isn't happy with mary because even though he loves her... He loves someone else more... Sherlock. And being around Sherlock all the time and not knowing Sherlock loves him back while being married has got to be taxing and is definately something that could push someone to consider having an affair. Hes sick of lying to mary and hes sick of lying to sherlock. Hes sick of lying to everyone, he just wants to be out of the dang closet guys! 

 23) E Okay. Im not going to talk bout the almost affair because im still mad at John for it, but I have to talk about the mystery woman whom it involved. E. Earlier I said there was a promo image with a violin with a broken string, the E string. Now, when we learn about the lies and the almost affair, we see E through the reflection of the plane window. so we know shes a mirror. But a mirror for whom? John? Mary? She is wearing a rose on a necklace, and we know mary's name is actually Rosamund.If it's mary why would John be having an affair with someone who mirrors his wife? Maybe becuse he feels that Mary is the affair and his real relationship is with Sherlock? We also see E next to a poster for the seasons villan and the words It's Murder. Coming soon. Hes Back. and if E really is a mirror for Mary than that's not that big of a jump since Mary is murdered at the end of the episode. 

 24) The Vauxhall Bridge The Vauxhall bridge is known for it's statues on the pillars which are hidden to anyone on the bridge, and instead only visible to those on the water... a lot of water in this episode guys... a lot. 

 25) When Sherlock sends John and Mary different texts at the same time. to Mary he says "The curtain rises The last act Its not over." Thats a nod to us, the viewers. Telling us when johnlock is going to happen. the last act. The Final Problem. and not to give up hope because of John shutting out sherlock at the end of the episode. Theyre telling it its okay, its not over, all will be revealed in the last act. 26) water water water freaking everywhere opening, water rosies's mobil has fishes, rosie's baptism. Sherlocks face overlayed with water as hes taking to mycroft about destiny. Sherlock fighting with ajay in lots of water Sherlock meeting with Mary in the rain Sherlock standing on a bridge above water Mary getting freaking shot in an aquarium.... SHerlock goes to therapy and what does Ella have on the table? Water. Guys... come on... 

 27) What to do about John? 

S:I need to know what to do

 E:Do? 

S:About John. 

*increased heartbeat is heard in background* 

 What's the worst thing you can do to your closest friends? Tell them the truth. Sherlock hun you gotta tell John how you feel. 

 28) Molly We only see Molly once in this episode and shes a mess. we know shes a john mirror so john is a total wreck at this point, but is really sorry for shutting out Sherlock. 

 29) Closing Can Samarra be avoided? Im looking at the merchant story as the Sherlock Holmes story as it's always been told. Two platonic friends who are just that. And like how Sherlock wrote his own ending, where the merchant goes to another town and lives, Moffat and Gratiss are writing their own end. One where Sherlock and John get to live free and be together. Free from the 1895 lock around their story. Can samarra be avoided? Well it fades to water and then we get Mary telling Sherlock to go to Hell (no idea what that means gunna be completely honest here) but I think that the whole point of the episode is yes. samarra can be avoided. and thats what their going to do. write a new ending. because as moffat says, if youre not writing it to change something, to correct someone, than you shouldnt be writing it at all. 

 SO there we go. Those are all the things I found in the 6 Thatchers. I would love to hear what you all think,. Thank you to anyone who read all the way through. Im so blessed to have been apart of this amazing journey with all of you. Now all we need is a gay disney princess am I right? Seriously though, I love you all and am blessed to be in such a great community here. 

TL;DR johnlock is real. it will happen. and it will happen in the final problem.

[spn-traxx]

spn rewatch 12x02

tagged as ‘spn for ts’ those who want to block. enjoy!

summary:

"Preform. Drink. Sleep. Repeat." Is this them calling out dean winchester

ok its an empty tea cup but u tried sammy

Mitch just tryna get that promotion ....

ok to start with i just ended up watchin 3 seconds of something called better things ... thanks random website im watching spn on. I wish it was better things.

Preview showing me sams pain please stop im crying.

is this why people ship them... this one scene where sam isbeing manipulated by toni by sex. i hate this. i hate non con and everything it stands for

FCUKING EAGER SAM LMAO

WINE IN BED if that spilt it would look like blood

we report to no man.... we free souls

also is sam saying this all out loud??

bed scene to dean and cas okkkk transitions where

NO SIGN OF SAM COS HE FUNKING

“check real estate” .... get us a flat soon bb

no dont leave me with my zombie mum thanks

cas googling quick like "how to b supportive bf"  but only loads the first bullet point lmao

mary ears were burning

IM EMO AGAIN HES THRILLED HES SO DAMN HAPPY I CANT STAND IT

mary and dean do that thing pretending they good when they not ... tears

“forwards hopefully” lol.

OHMIGOD I SEE NOW

“I STARTED ALL OF THIS THE YELLOW EYED” THING.....GASP theres a leaked spoiler about this that it blows up into a big thing so ///early points/// wow. they PLANNED this wow.

Hallucitoni

why u asking .... dont like her again... brain would liquify stooop

i dont like these less pleasant methods dude. At all. Leave sammy 😢😢

it looks like a raptor claw. dino baiting in spn why

NO THE SHNK NOISE i hate the shnk noise

ahh the next morning.

MARY REMEMBERING JOHN AS GOOD ME CRYING AGAIN

CAS CALLING

CAS CAN U BE MY EMO SUPPORT PLEASE

cas out there fully looking at real estate for dean and found a farm.... he got a hay truck now, he blends in perfectly he doesnt need that tree camo

"We never kno we are hunters" mary my heart is breaking please stop

and she damn well can handle herself as u will see

O BOI 😂😂😂😂

Tonis calendar blocked out as "torture sam" for how long ew *shudder*

ooo first evidence that bmol is out of date

how did they dean did it hmm

ROWENA. Ok but i love her so much.

CROWEWEY. i love them so much 😍

their banter im 😂😂😂

she just wants a normal life crowley leave her alonnne

PFFFTTTT thats not a tiny favour crowley cmon. work out ur favour sizes

ahhh vnc vncnt he worked well as lucifers vessel. outdated rockstar who drinks. and he wears eyeliner so im down.

"Preform. Drink. Sleep. Repeat." Is this them calling out dean winchester

Tomi leave with ur 2002 split down the middle hair style. Let him look at some model stock photo

i thought that they could only use vessels from blood lines but ok ....

dean appreciating mary as a hunter

also all these wide sweeping statements about hunters

"It changed dad" u can say that again. DEAN CONFESSING STUFF

SAM WANTED OUT HE WENT TO STANFORD

also .... no dean thats what u think ...... sam was learning and had a gf ..... why u tell ur mum these things please.

hAHHH - scream of terror me too vincy

everyone knows whats going to happen why they drag it out for so long

why does lucifer have to ask for permission for vince vincenenety???? he didnt for any of the other vessels except sam .... what kind of bs .....

swallowing those pills was selfish but she was in an abusive relationship. thats so sad.

😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE CROWLEY AND ROWENA

he has an aura of supreme evil 😂😂😂

"Its exactly why im retiring" 😂😂

"He makes oatmeal look interesting"

why not the location? mother / son team up!!

rowena doesnt care about ben tho lbr. Shes a beautiful funny women who could like magic women up. Why does she need a man....

they should bring sam fresh clothes honestly how long has he been stewing tf

"Dude help me" ..... "i cant believe that worked" see mary and cas have no expectations for each other so they act get on better than mary and dean *cries*

brother are you okay ..... isnt this what kelvin says. hair split guy cares about you....

CLASSY ONE LINER THat ive heard 20 times

where is dean even walking. he got his gun out like its not a crime tf. Oh wait americs ... never mind

THATS IT DEAN THATS THE PLACE

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY "son of a bitch"

so was dean just standing there and got grabbed wtf? Underestinated tonis strength

get off my throne would have been better but i appreciate it.

Beiber more ur style 😂😂😂 i like crowley

Real estate has been mentioned like 5 times this ep. They all want to move away.

"Mani mani mani"cure lucifer jeez cut ur nails.

why would sulfuric acid hurt them LOL they literally made of sulfur dumbs

no hesitation strike hurt the nation

Passcode??

Spit blood hunnyyy

“tea and a beating” 😂😂😂

THEY MENTIONED BENNY HOW TF DID THEY KNO

THEY KNO ABOUT DEANS GAY ESCAPADE IN PURGAYTORY LMAOOO

ew ew ew ew face melting. Good acting of being burnt alive.

his vessel struggling to be healed or melt away

RED EYES

WIIINNGSSSSSSSS HOOOOOEEEEEEEE

THIS IS LUCIFER

HES DOING SOME KPOP FACE DANCE MOVES

damn this is what lucifer should have been from the first of the series....

also lucifer snapped lucifers next last time

Posh spice angry spice 😂😂

she missed some juicy gossip

archane topics - this probably explains why they so out of date tbh

EYE GORE I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

MY BOIS

Sams like tripping out right now

WHY SHE HIT SAM LMAO HE IN A CHAIR 😂😂😂😂 sam still tripping out hard

Dean u got one hand free tarzan swing over there

U can make spells by cutting ur hand ... ok ... rowena teach me ur rich witch ways please

THESE APES READ A BOOK

SAMS TRIPPING SO HARD IM DYING 😂😂😂😂 dean and his mum came back knocked out toni then cas and cas british twin turned up

WHY THEY SO CHILL

um ..... toni didnt face those consequences in london.... why winchesters obeying their code?

Mitch just tryna get that promotion ....

LMAO AND NO HE CANT FINISH U OFF his ass got beat in 1 min flat by ms watts

where cas

SAMS FACE. i didnt like early mary in this like the way she was written.

FAMILY GOOD NEWS

CALL THE INTERNET

no ... not now....

WHERE CAS THO

why dean wanting pie when he be wanting cas

pftt okay lucifer talking about snapping her neck. Glad that plot point was adressed

PFT ROWENA RELATING REPUBLICANS TO DEMONS LOLOLOL #shade

empty throne oòooo

SAM IS HERE HOLDING TEA

ok its an empty tea cup but u tried sammy

sam pulling that hsm "i dont fit in the status quo" vibe and marys like .... u dont get it sam.

another puss in boot reference .... marys boots.

also sam had to read johns journal about catching up. Deans the only one who stayed  a winchester thru everything ..... sunshine please .....

SAM GETTING EMOTIONAL. TEARS. BIGGEST BLANK IS ANYONE WHO DIDNT CRY AT THIS.

HUGS

H U G S

SOMEONE HYGGED SAM

dean be here looking at pics with beer. But. Where. Is. Cas.

Welp there he is ... from an episode 20 years old

OH THE SONG IS LOST ANGEL ON A PIC OF CAS UM......

sam is thinking of that "a potato flew around my room" vine looking at that fan

"Honey not vinegar" thanks mitch.

Anyone who works one case (1) case with the winchesters get cursed with winchester feel syndrome.

hes sent for ketchup.... oh no....

james bond vibes .... still no face

he should have worn a mask the whole season honestly lol

That place is def not london 😂😂😂

[natteryaktoadwidespot]

Day 47

Beech part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155133205500/what-with-one-thing-and-another-there-wasnt

Beech part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155133499435/sandy-and-virginia-had-a-quiet-day-at-home-with

Beech part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155133844770/i-really-thought-hamilton-was-going-to-die-right

Hartland part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155167859205/everyone-was-worn-out-after-marys-birthday-and

Hartland part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155170271190/with-the-kids-safely-off-at-school-mary-and

Hartland part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155170630670/it-was-a-dream-date-naturally

Hartland part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155171033895/after-their-conversation-in-the-hot-tub-rocky-and

Mann, Di part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155173887350/dis-fairly-sure-shes-not-cut-out-for-living

Mann, Di part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155174413215/hi-stayed-until-mid-afternoon-and-then-di-just

Mann part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155176793210/with-trip-getting-older-adens-remembering-how

Mann part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155177164075

Mann part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155177619605/sadie-would-you-like-to-come-to-elizabeths

Mann part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155178834185/scarlett-shes-gone-you-were-really-rude-aden

Sell: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155237287474/everyone-was-worn-out-after-clemmie-ernie-and

Hart part 1:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155244260985/penny-skye-and-roman-were-all-pretty-tired-so

Hart part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155244355580/in-the-morning-penny-went-to-work-and-the-boys-to

Land part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155262594615/at-scot-and-sadies-the-night-was-filled-with

Land part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155262788885/artie-was-an-old-rescue-dog-that-the-lands-got

Land part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155264862130/evangeline-hi-mummy-sadie-hi-honey

Land part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155265085750/i-spent-most-of-the-little-twins-birthday-party

Cooke: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155250739135/at-the-cookes-everyone-except-caro-was-tired

Gavigan: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155290416950

Ottomas part 1:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155296514510/tommy-ottomas-off-to-college-party-was-a-very

Ottomas part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155296905000/samantha-had-the-day-off-and-spent-it-quietly-at

Weiss part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155297183175

Weiss part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155299160670/woody-had-the-day-off-on-tuesday-so-once-angel

Weiss part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155299310655/as-it-turned-out-they-had-no-trouble-keeping-each

Weiss part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155299467480/woody-and-goldie-slept-for-a-few-hours-and-then

Newson, Ginger:  http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155302264025

Unity part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155353186065/at-the-unitys-jack-came-all-the-way-out-to

Unity part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155353787115/dale-seemed-a-lot-more-settled-tonight-and-was

Unity part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155354094020/in-the-morning-joy-had-the-day-off-so-she-and

Unity part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155356412965/helen-health-visitor-so-why-dont-you-start-by

Unity part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155356604435/ad-dale-can-you-say-hungry-dale-no-ad-how

Unity part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155356813630/after-a-joint-nap-for-dawn-and-dale-ad-read-to

Newson, Gabriella: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155406325925/george-newson-had-a-roof-raising-birthday-party

Ottomas, David part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155453699215/david-ottomas-had-tuesday-off-work-for-which

Ottomas, David part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155454024185/how-anyone-can-look-at-samuel-ottomas-and-say-the

Gavigan, Isaiah: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155492262930/phoebe-and-isaiah-both-had-tuesday-off-work-so

Ottomas, Sharla part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155496956055/monday-evening-sharla-called-bruce-to-go-out-to

Ottomas, Sharla part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155498441965/snuggling-in-the-afterglow-sharla-started-as-she

Ottomas, Sharla part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155498824835/mark-you-took-your-time-bruce-yeah-well-i-was

Newson Bellum: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155521117420/andy-and-georgia-both-had-loads-of-pet-wants-so

Knowe/Wheels: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155522131500/ida-juana-and-helen-both-had-the-day-off-work-on

Thyme, part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155527957685/hi-invited-neighbour-danielle-over-on-their-second

Thyme, part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155528464815/after-making-out-on-his-bed-danielle-ran-back

Thyme, part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155528707900/in-the-morning-hi-reviewed-his-list-of-people

Thyme, part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155529595895/lydia-finds-older-guys-like-gerry-and-hi-and-to

Thyme, part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155529773370/this-is-unique-woohoo-12-for-hi-what-with

Thyme, part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155529922125/afterwards-they-snuggled-for-a-while-then-found

Thyme, part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155530021290/three-woohoos-with-two-beautiful-ladies-in

Printer Sisters part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155533843680/mary-ann-gutenburg-wants-a-baby-so-shes-getting

Printer Sisters part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155536020350/in-the-morning-dot-was-awake-before-her

Printer Sisters part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155536250545/you-alright-love-yeah-just-feeling-a-bit

Printer Sisters part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155536444940/to-hugh-and-daisy-a-daughter-clover

Printer Sisters part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155537047585/hugh-missed-the-actual-birth-because-he-couldnt

Printer Sisters part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155537492770/dot-came-home-early-promoted-on-a-chance-card-so

Mann, Candy part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155543291915/candys-only-human-or-sim-at-least-and-like

Mann, Candy part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155543697820/jay-probably-wouldntve-noticed-if-hi-had-still

Cooke, Penn part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155568523590/penn-cooke-had-a-locked-want-to-befriend-his

Cooke, Penn part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155568724625/carlo-cookes-birthday-party-was-a-quiet-one

Notes: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155573641245/cliff-and-maddy-continue-to-tick-along-quietly

Player part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155577716025/wendy-don-and-donald-player-are-living-a-quiet

Player part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155578864630/tuesday-morning-don-headed-off-to-work-and

Player part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155580969400/hi-nanny-hi-trip-how-are-you-good-you

Player part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155581363550/don-grew-up-quietly-in-the-kitchen-not

Newson Beech: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155585488925/maybe-tomorrow-rainbow-and-garrett-will-go-out-and

Hart, Ash part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155592101755/living-in-a-tent-isnt-as-much-fun-in-the-rain-as

Hart, Ash part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155592370830/ash-spent-tuesday-morning-hanging-out-with-ad

Hart, Ash part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155592864365/later-ash-invited-mary-junior-rocky-and-river

LGU:

Part 1: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155630275325/mary-hart-mann-dropped-her-second-son-off-at

Part 2: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155630546680

Part 3: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155630642530/im-not-sure-which-one-of-them-wins-the-award-for

Part 4: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155709420855/upon-moving-into-the-frat-john-monif-called-up

Part 5: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155709565035/yeah-theyre-on-the-same-page-about-all-this

Part 6: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155721877840/after-the-hot-tub-john-took-dot-up-to-bed-and-it

Part 7: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155721912595/just-one-to-help-me-sleep-or-maybe-two-damnit

Part 8: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155722192735/in-the-morning-i-sent-john-out-to-community-lots

Part 9: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155726003185/these-two-just-these-two-words-cannot-express

Part 10: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155726314440

Part 11: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155733122015/gerry-decided-to-let-jack-and-rose-have-the-place

Part 12: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155733938940/jack-and-rose-used-all-of-the-frats-available

Part 13: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155735062805/you-are-my-saviour-you-are-my-hope-and-str-no

Part 14: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155799200490/over-at-the-sorority-rose-asked-jack-out-on-a

Part 15: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155799369180/rose-brought-jack-home-to-the-sorority-for-dinner

Part 16: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155815617150/in-the-morning-lydia-took-the-first-of-her-boys

Part 17: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155815934485/where-she-helpfully-relieved-him-of-his

Part 18: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155820956050/lydia-brought-leo-back-to-the-sorority-and-they

Part 19: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155821145095/leos-really-enjoying-being-a-grown-up

Part 20: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155821388400

Part 21: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155821831565/in-the-evening-rose-went-out-for-dinner-with-her

Part 22: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155847454825/leo-and-tommy-spent-their-first-day-at-lgu

Part 23: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155847687130/they-headed-home-where-it-was-still-early-and

Part 24: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155848051100/in-the-morning-leo-called-up-his-big-brother-and

Part 25: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155848366095/tommy-also-headed-out-on-his-own-exploration-of

Part 26: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155848476520

Part 27: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155855974100/sol-amorie-and-blossom-are-in-their-final

Part 28: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155856176410/these-two-know-theyll-be-busier-after-graduation

Part 29: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155857821425/in-the-evening-amorie-went-out-for-the-evening

Part 30: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155896150465/jack-invited-leo-and-tommy-over-so-he-and-gerry

Part 31: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155896739755/grad-party-time

Part 32: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155896943405/gerry-interupted-jack-heading-off-to-his-final-to

Part 33: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155896979830/and-now-jacks-home-alone-a-senior-and-the

Part 34: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155902037395/at-the-sorority-sue-casa-went-for-a-little-wander

Part 35: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155902867630/another-day-another-of-her-boys-for-lydia-gavigan

Part 36: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155903389675/dream-date

Part 37: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155905684345/rose-cooke-has-graduated

Part 38: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155906375255/grad-party-time

Part 39: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155907557155/considering-the-combination-of-people-she-invited

Part 40: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155908000880/roses-departure-leaves-lydia-senior-sister-time

Part 41: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155912532315/leo-and-tommy-spent-a-quiet-snowy-day-at-the-dorm

Part 42: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155955455670/amorie-took-the-chance-of-inviting-both-her

Part 43: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155957158965/and-off-she-goes-to-move-in-with-her-big-sister

Part 44: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155957606020/sol-almost-managed-the-grad-party-without-a-punch

Part 45: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155957828075/sol-picked-his-brother-for-his-final-picture-and

Part 46: http://natteryaktoad.tumblr.com/post/155958048435/blossom-couldve-hung-around-a-bit-longer-and