#stan uris imagine

[deadindeathvalley]

So like, maybe I'm just old but did the internet collectively forget that Ryan Ross cheated on Keltie and enabled Shane Morris to be an absolute monster on the internet? This new generation of PATD fans absolutely idolizing Ryan and hating Brendon for shit he didn't even do his wild to me.

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: How the hell do you spell shofur?

Stan: Chauffeur

Eddie:

Eddie: Oh, fancy pants Rich McGee over here, fuck you

[cwcthzl]

post ch2 ghost stanley au where he decides to prank richie by speaking complete gibberish and convince him that this is the language ghosts talk while sneaking some words in that will catch richie off guard.

"qhkdhakjajshx bakahxjajdj wkn k ashakc qhskcshqjdjq"

"oh yeah that completely makes sense. is that what jews call a ladykiller?"

"ajksjakdhcysb ajjajdka faggot kwnskak"

"WHAT"

[sammythelover]

[lady-targaryens-world]

Chapter 1: Return to Derry

English is not my first Language!

Pairing: Patrick Hockstetter

CHAPTERS: 1/?

UPDATES: Slow (very slow)

Fandom: IT

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The bus slowed down as Y/n looked through the window at the familiar streets of Derry. A touch of nostalgia surrounded her as the autumn wind brushed through her hair. The town she hadn't seen for years was now in front of her.

*"Back in Derry."* Y/n sighed, her thoughts swirling like the autumn leaves outside.

As the bus stopped at the edge of town, a mix of excitement and uncertainty washed over her. Her mother had taken her away after her parents' separation. But now she was returning to her father and beloved sister, Beverly.

Stepping off the bus, her gaze fell on the house that once was her home. Beverly stood on the sidewalk, a radiant smile on her face.

*"Y/n! You're finally back!"* Beverly embraced her sister tightly.

*"I've missed you so much, Beverly."* Y/n reciprocated the hug, but her eyes betrayed a deep sadness.

They entered the house together. Beverly's joy was palpable, but the atmosphere inside was tense. Their father sat in the kitchen, engrossed in the newspaper. Y/n felt a pang in her chest as she noticed his cold gaze.

*"Hello, Dad."* Y/n attempted a friendly greeting, but his silence spoke volumes.

Sensing the tension, Beverly tried to lighten the mood. *"Isn't it great that Y/n is back?"* she said with an encouraging smile.

While Beverly warmly welcomed her sister's return, Y/n‘s resentment toward her father hung heavy in the air.

Their father didn't even lift his gaze from the newspaper. The chill in his silence was like an icy shadow over the room.

*"Well, we'll see."* Y/n tried to conceal her uncertainty, but the silence seemed louder than any conversation.

Beverly led her sister to her old room, now a mix of memories and forgotten items. The creaking of the door and the sight of the familiar space brought Y/n back in thought.

*"You can settle in here. It's still the way you left it."* Beverly tried to dispel the melancholy in the air.

*"Thank you, Beverly. You're still the best."* Y/n forced a smile, but the pain of her absence permeated the room.

The next hour passed in an uncomfortable silence as they tried to bridge the past.

*"I'm going into town to run some errands."* Beverly eventually broke the silence. *"We can talk later."*

After Beverly left, Y/n looked at her father, who was still engrossed in his newspaper. The room seemed to shrink as the unspoken conflict between father and daughter cast heavy shadows.

*"Why did you come back?"* her father suddenly said, without lifting his gaze.

*“Mother said it was time.“ * she felt her voice tremble.“*

*"It wasn't my decision to let you go. It was hers."* His words were icy, and her heart sank.

*"You've never treated Mother, me, and Beverly well. That's why Mother left you."* her voice cut through the tension in the room as she accused her father.

He glared at her angrily, but before he could respond, the door opened, and Beverly entered, holding a bag from shopping. She seemed To feel unwell and tried to go to her room.

*"Whatcha got there?“* Her father went to Beverly, asking about the contents of the bag.

*"Just some things."* Beverly replied briefly.

*"Like what?"* he persisted. He took the bag from her, looked inside, and noticed the tampons she had purchased. He glanced back with a subtle grin, gently touching her cheek. Y/n observed the strange and inappropriate gesture as Beverly tensed up and flinched slightly. He then smelled her hair, took hold of her ponytail, and uttered, *"Tell me you're still my little girl."* Beverly's response was a resigned *"Yes, Daddy."* With that answer, he appeared satisfied and released her.

Beverly reacted by quickly retreating to her room. Her sister, who had witnessed the entire bizarre scene, found the interaction between father and daughter peculiar.

He gave Y/n a final glance and returned to his previous activity. She understood that the previous discussion they had was closed for him.

After Beverly disappeared into her Room, Y/n went to her room with mixed feelings. The argument and the bizarre encounter between her father and Beverly had turned the first day of her return into an unexpected drama.

The house, once a safe haven, now seemed permeated with unspoken words and hurt feelings. The first day of her return held more conflicts than she had expected, indicating that the challenges in Derry had only just begun.

[shifting4fun]

am i or am i not maybe sorta gonna drop a patrick hockstetter x goth!reader?🤭

[liv45no]

*on a nature hike*

Mike: it’s beautiful out here

Bill: and quiet

Eddie: too quiet

Beverly: did we lose someone?

*cut to Richie trying to befriend a bear*

[whatthefuckisasweep]

I really love @gloomy-prince​ ‘s trans Eddie comic so so so so fucking much. ITS SOOOO SOO well crafted and wholesome and always makes me smile or like gasp in some way everytime it updates

SOOOO I drew a lil fanart of the AU with Richie being silly right after the haircut because FUCK I love to imagine how supportive and cute all the losers would be with eddie, esp richie.... MY HEARTTTTTT !!!

ALT TEXT: a drawing of trans eddie with his hair short, having just been cut by richie. richie is behind him holding two strands of cut hair above his lip as if it is a mustache. he is smiling wide and saying “HOI. OIM MISTAH EDWARD K!!” while eddie rolls his eyes playfully and tries not to smile. 

also. READ MORE FOR A BONUS COMIC BUT BE WARNED MY COMIC SKILLS ARE LACKING 

stan has to do it all himself in the end, as was richie’s intention XDDD

ALT TEXT: a 6 panel comic. In the first panel, richie and eddie are laying in the hammock, with eddie reading a comic book and richie just relaxing. In the second panel, there are “huffs” and “hrks” that are heard by richie. He looks over. In the third panel, stan is carrying a big box that says “bird books” and also a grocery bag. He looks tired. He says, “can one of you lazy fucks help me?” In the fourth panel, richie smiles and looks at stan. He says “You heard em eds, use them big man musk-les!” Eddie glances up from his book. In the fifth panel, eddie angrily throws his comic book at richie and says, “JUST BECAUSE YOU FOUND OUT IM A DUDE DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME ALL THE WORK, ASSHOLE!”. Richie goes, “LMAOOO”. In the sixth and final panel, Stan is still carrying his stuff and he looks annoyed as all hell. He’s squinting angrily. Meanwhile, richie and eddie argue off screen through speech bubbles.  “well idk I think it does!” “it does NOT!” “I mean... look, you’re strong enough!” “It’s NOT ABOUT being STRONG!” 

[beverlymarsh33]

The scene where all the kids beat the absolute shit out of Pennywise at the end of It chptr 1 was genuinely so funny. Like, they weren’t even scared anymore, they were just PISSED.

[justanotherloser-butinagayway]

stan, at the police station: i’m here for richie, bill, and bev.

the officer: surenames?

stan:

stan: ah, you must be new...

[emmies-agere]

cg stan from it hc for baby regressor?? (0-2)

hello anon!! of course <3 stan is my favorite it character so i really hope you like this!! he is so caregiver coded,, anyways, take care! :D

caregiver stanley uris headcanons!

•stan would be a very sweet yet organized and careful caregiver. he just wants to make sure that you’re okay!

•he likes to plan in advance for things, like if you were going to the park or exactly what book you want to read before bed. it always gives you little things to look forward to when you regress!

•he has a few rules that he likes to stick to, like your bedtime being reasonable and that you have enough meals/cups of water. but other than that, he isn’t strict! he feels like while your regression should be safe, it should also be fun, and he doesn’t want to constantly police what you do.

•i think he would really like playing games with you! like matching games, board games, or even just building blocks :0

•his favorite pet names for you are angel, dear, and love.

•always prepared!! if you regress in public, he’s got a plushie for you to hold/fidget with. if you regressed on a long road trip and forgot to pack for if you got small, he’s got paci’s and your favorite cups/bottles in a little bag. trust him to have everything you need!

•stan definitely buttons your buttons for you and laces your shoes. he brushes your hair behind your ear and makes sure the collars of your shirts/coats aren’t twisted. he’ll always murmur something like, “let me fix that for you, kiddo” and it always makes you feel small!

•he loves reading to you. he’ll let you pick out any book you want and read it to you!! if it’s a picture book, he’ll look at the pictures with you and point out small details, and if it’s a chapter book, he’ll read it dramatically and ask you what you think is going to happen.

•praises anything you color/draw!! he tapes anything you make for him to his bedroom wall and looks at it when he misses you.

•loves taking you bird watching! he’ll take you to the park and point out all the birds to you, giving you many facts about them too. he’d never admit it, but it warms his heart when you point at them and say, “birdie!”

•also really good at listening to you, too!! you can talk to him about anything. you can give him stuffed animal lore, talk about one of your interests, complain about a problem bigger you has to face,, whatever it is, he’s more than happy to nod and talk to you about it!

•if you were ever feeling upset, stan would be very gentle with you. his voice would soften in a way that it only does for you, and he would do his best to talk you through it. if you were comfortable with physical affection, he’d wrap an arm around you and pull you close to him.

•he’d try to make things easier for you when things were tough— checking up on you more often and making sure you were taking care of yourself— especially now. he loves you and he really, really wants you to be okay.

•stan quite honestly adores you. he thinks you’re adorable when you’re small, and he wants to protect you. if he can make things easier for you, or make you happy, then that’s all he wants <3

[lucycore]

Hi!! I was wondering if I could get a IT 2017 ship. Thanks in advance!

Ok, so I'm a girl. I use she / her pronouns, and I'm bisexual.

Physically, I have long dirty blonde hair, hazel / green eyes, and I have pale skin with freckles. I also have glasses. I'm also around 5'6 ft. And I dress pretty normal ig. I usually wear band t shirts or tie die with bell bottom jeans or cargo pants and grey sneakers.

Personality wise im an ambivert. I'm quite shy around new people but very loud and open with my close friends. Speaking of friends I'm not very social since I have HUGE social anxiety but I do have alot of friends and get along with almost everyone. But I'm not very popular at school. And again speaking of school I get straight A's and im pretty goody two shoes in that area. + I've never gotten introubled but I often hide things from my parents and friends. I do get overwhelmed socially easily though and spend alot of time alone. Idk what else to add there hopefully that's enough

More facts about me / hobbies I have is that I really like music. I can play the piano and ukulele, but I more so enjoy others' music. Some of my favorite bands include The Beatles, Guns n Roses, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, etc. I also love movies. My favorite types of movies are horror, comedy, and coming of age films. Some of my favorites include Stand By Me, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Napoleon Dynamite. Also, according to my friends, I have a dark / crude sense of humor. Some hobbies I also have are playing the piano/ukulele, writing, reading, drawing, and sculpting. My favorite places to hang out with my friends are the woods, the arcade, my house, and the mall. I also only have 3 very very close friends. And lastly when I grow up I want to be a lawyer or a paralegal.

Hope that's enjoy I couldn't think of anything else. Thanks again! Take your time :]

Okay so I was thinking between Bev and Stan and I'm gonna give u Bev.

I think she matches u more than Stan bc Stan seems too shy and not really outgoing and Bev definitely more.

Look wise I really wanna point out that ur pale skin with freckles matches her ginger hair and also the hazel eyes which are greenish (I have them too btw.) Also u have glasses and when she tried on the pharmacists glasses it leads me to think that she would ask u to put ur glasses on her. She would look cute in these.

Style wise I think it matches her style maybe a little but the bandshirts would be her favorite on u.

Personality wise u match her maybe the most. She is definitely an ambivert and like u said, shy at first but then open with the ones u feel comfortable with is also the case with Bev. She also gets along with most people and has friends (losers club). Also your not very social and so is she. Another important point is that u hide stuff from ur parents and so does she. I mean she hides everything from her father so I think u two would mostly relate about that to each other.

Hobby wise, like said before she would love ur taste in music and ask u about the bands that u like and together as a cute date idea the two of u would listen to music together and exchange your tastes in music. She would also love to hear u play the ukulele/piano. I also think the two of u would enjoy watching horror movies together but since IT is the biggest horror in your lifes, then you guys wouldn't need horror movies anymore lol. After all she would love your hobbies and love to try them out with u.

That's all I could take from your text that would match her so hope u like it and also like that I matched you with Bev.

[cwcthzl]

i don’t think stan would necessarily grow out his hair cause sensory. but. i do like to imagine how richie would react to stan with longer hair

i actually thought about that and i think it would depend on the season because i think stan wouldn't like feeling the cold/wind on his neck when it was winter (he would feel exposed), but i don't see him being comfortable with sweaty curls in the summer sticking into the back of his neck either. he would keep his hair on collarbone length when it was cold and he would cut it when weather started to warm up because boy he did not like the feeling of sweat.

it would be so funny if he actually went for a longer hair look because i just know richie would be blushing and shi the first time he saw stan like that. like just imagine them not seeing each other for a few months because whatever reason and when they finally did, stan's curls were reaching below his shoulders and richie is just standing, staring with his mouth open like. oh my god. what the fuck. is he a greek god ?. how is this possible. how is he even more perfect

[hotmilf45-xxx]

Do you still think we'll be friends when we're older?

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

It’s them! Will they kiss after this! Yes! Is this technically descendants au art but I realized pretty quickly it’s also just regular gals art! Yes! What are they looking at! Yes!

Also just Richie below because I like how she came out

[shifting4fun]

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