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Imagine if the losers were all chilling at Richie's house, cracking jokes about how much they hate how Henry's dad is a drunk when Maggie decides to drop some fucking CRAZY mom lore on them by just casually mentioning "Oh, Butch? We dated in high school for a bit." And everyone loses their fucking minds.

"WHAT!?" "Yeah, we were pretty serious too, but then I met Went and I dumped Butch for him. I guess I dodged a bullet there!". Richie is totally shaken by this because this means, had Maggie not met wentworth, Richie could have been Richie Bowers. BUTCH COULD HAVE BEEN HIS DAD. CONNOR COULD HAVE BEEN HIS COUSIN. HENRY COULD HAVE BEEN HIS BROTHER. He's actually gonna throw up over this, he's disgusted. And the losers will not stop making fun of him for it.

Richie and Henry are arguing at school and Bev and Stan snicker about the "sibling rivalry". They ask Richie if his "real dad" packed his lunch for him. Ben jokes that he should get a mullet cause it'd suit him. They will not give my mans a break.

It all comes to a head with Butch busts the losers for trespassing in a codemned building and just as they're leaving Richie accidentally calls him Dad. All the losers are just trying so hard to hold in their laughter while Butch looks at Richie so fuckin confused and Richie wants to actually shrivel on himself. It does not help that Butch is the kind of old fashioned dude who calls every young man "son" for no reason.

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I've always found it so odd how every other member of the losers club (minus mike cause the whole point is hes just a librarian) get these really famous careers or atleast ones that are known to have big salaries like architect, fashion deisgner, writer, accountant, radio show host, and then there's Eddie who's just... a limo driver. Like yeah, he is a celebrity limo driver, he appears to be the boss and makes good money or whatever, but it's kinda like having all your friends be millionares while you're a manager at a really fancy restaurant. It's weird.

I even watched a review of IT that said "all of the kids grow up to have stereotypical careers little kids would aspire to have" man what the HELL little kid wants to be a limo driver?

This is coming from some one who actually PREFERS limo driver Eddie over risk analyst Eddie btw, i just think it's kinda silly.

Also i havent read the book so if its clarified hes like a ceo or something and i missed it then oops.

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For all of IT 2017's faults, i must give Andi Muschietti this, at least when when he changed some of the losers careers for IT chapter 2 he didn't make one of them a cop. If Ben became a cop or, God forbid, Eddie, I would have lost my god damn mind.

The only person who got turned into a cop is Butch and I'm mostly fine with that cause he sucks.

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Guys what if I made a Sonia Kaspbrak roleplay account where I only made posts in character as Sonia Kaspbrak. Every post is like a picture of Eddie and me being all "sooo handsome, my little angle 😍♥💕 im so lucky to be his first love"

I feel like everyones made bowers gang/losers club rp accounts i think this would be really funny.

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I know this may sound delusional of me, but I truly have hope for the future. I know everything with the election has made everyone feel so doomed, but even if the worst comes and we really never have another election, I still believe in us. Queer people, POC, women, we've been fighting since the dawn of time and we will continue to fight. It sucks that we have to, but there has never been a world without weird queers, outspoken women, and independant POC, and there will never be one without it. Even in dictatorships, people survived under them. It wasn't comfortable, it wasn't easy, but it can happen. I know i might sound like just a chronically online idiot, but i think there will be when we can all find happiness. Maybe not happily ever after. Maybe not paradise. But I think we'll live to see some fucked up shit and come out the other side unscathed.

No matter how bad things get, you have to believe things can get better. Because sitting and letting people take what they want isn't going to stop the world from getting worse. Just having hope under these circumstances is an act of protest, because hope is the seed that inspires action and thats the LAST thing they want us to have. They want us complacent so they can do whatever the hell they want, but if slavery can be abolished in the us, and gay marriage could be legalized, and germany can heal from the dictatorship that once controlled them, then i think we can make it.

Pls hold on my dear followers. Not to be parasocial but i would be just... devastated if anyone who followed me hurt themselves due to the fallout of the election. Just try to hang on.

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Hell yeah man

open letter to Andrés Muschietti

please release the cum cut

i implore, beg, and grovel. i plead with you. on my knees. hands clasped. lip quivering. please. please, the Pennywise cum cut

please

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Awww thats very sweet of you to say. Ive been wanting to make more stuff with Harry in it!

My friend and I were talking about what if IT were a sitcom the other day, and I brought up the trope of "main character has an evil identical cousin" (as seen in Jessie, the princess switch 2, and Hannah Montana) and we just kept talking about it until we found an image of Nicholas Hamilton with glasses and KNEW we had to make a shitty oc out of it. So we made a character named Harry Bowers, he's Henry's shitty little british cousin and that is also played by Nicholas Hamilton. It still works on sitcom rules though, so anytime Henry and Harry interact it's shot reverse shot, split screen, and close ups of the back of their heads. It's basically just like the parent trap but worse.

Unlike Henry, he's actually a relatively pleasant person to get along with, but he really enjoys making Henry suffer for literally no reason. Ever since they were little Harry's been cartoonishly abusive, you look at """happy""" old photos of them as kids, and it's always something like Connor smiling into the camera while Harry tries to drown Henry in a lake. He's also just as unhinged as Henry, only instead of violent outbursts to everyone around him, Harry has extreme british passive aggressiveness and does insane shit like move all of Henry's furniture slightly to the left.

In many aspects Harry is Henry's Henry Bowers, only it's worse because nobody likes Henry and everyone agrees he sucks, nobody cares that Harry psychologically tortures him. You might expect Harry to try and steal Henry's life or something, given that they look alike, but he really doesn't want to. Butch and the losers club would absolutely love it if he did though. They're all pretty take it or leave it about him. Thankfully, he only stays for like a week in summer, then disappears for the rest of the year.

Henry hates him so much it's gotten to the point he suspects he poisons him everytime he's here. Everytime he crops up again Henry nearly has a panic attack. His cloyingly stupid british voice announcing "Hello Henry!" sends shivers down his spine. Only made worse by the fact Harry can just pop up behind any surface randomly. He'll close the fridge door and BAM "Hello Henry!". Horror sting music plays everytime it happens too.

Honestly, Harry Bowers might not even be real though, I think Henry might just be having a weird fight club like psychosis.

This is basically what he looks like btw, (Shout out to my friend Kia for drawing the picture on the left.).

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Hear me out on this one guys:

IT Hairspray au with Ben and Bev as Tracy and Link, Bill and Mike as Penny and Seaweed, and Henry and Butch as Amber and Velma. Also Richie can be Corny Collins because why not.

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IT UNIVERSAL MOVIE MONSTERS AU!!🎟📽🎬🎞

As the title suggests, this is a IT AU based off the universal movie monsters, but it has it's own original plot instead of just being aus for all the movies. Let's go!

Bill 🧛‍♂️🦇🩸

Bill was born in 1476 as a part of the Denbrough family of vampires, and he was raised with all the expectations that came with it. He spent the majority of his childhood living in castle Dracula as his family were once good friends with the count. A couple things that are important to know about vampires in this AU are that they can indeed have kids, the just age suuuuper slowly, and the majority of vampires are not actually evil. They eat mostly animals and stay in their palaces for the most part, but there are indeed vampires who don't care about controlling their thirst and indulge in killing, thus giving vampires their bad reputation. Dracula is more of a hero in this world, taking care of vampires and siring only people who expressly ask to be turned. The most peaceful of vampires were those from the Denbrough line, as they truly just wanted to enjoy their unlives in peace. But alas, tragedy struck the Denbrough's in the 1500's, when their darling youngest son, George Denbrough was visciously killed. He was only seven in vampire years, but he was still hunted down and killed in the middle of the night when he was playing by himself. A very well known vampire hunter discovered George and sent a stake right through his heart, but ended up being killed by Bill's father before he could kill anyone else.

Bill blamed himself for this, and his parents didn't really help his grief at all. The whole Denbrough family was rocked by this loss, and eventually Zach and Sharon decided to hibernate forevermore so they didn't have to experience a unlife without Georgie. Bill declined joining his parents to watch over the castle and study under Dracula as his protege, and after Dracula was vanquished himself Bill basically inherited the whole place. He threw himself into writing to cope with his miserable loneliness and essentially spent the next four hundred years wallowing in grief over it all. When he finally gets chased out of his castle and is forced to get reacquainted with others it brings out a whole other side of his personality. He doesn't want to lose anyone else anytime soon so he becomes a very overprotective leader and friend to the people in his life.

Eddie ⚡🔥

Sonia Kaspbrak always longed for a child, but she never got the chance to have one due to infertility and the tragic death of her husband Frank. She became a bit of a hermit in later years, she was always super smart and used to work as a nurse in a few hospitals before shutting herself off from the outside world. In her isolation she got the idea to create something brilliant that she could love in her husbands place while also being the son she always wanted. She began grave robbing and stealing all the limbs she needed for her project, but most of the parts came from her dead husband. She used her sewing talents to stitch all the pieces together and named him Edward Frankenstein Kaspbrak, with his middle name being a monsterified twist on her husbands name, since that is low key what Eddie is.

Eddie doesn't look much like the universal pictures version of frankenstein, but he does have the bolts, and all his limbs are stitched up and mismatched, and he has heterochromia like in the book. He's fairly intelligent, and he should be, given that she constructed him the most marvelous brain from the most genius dead guys. Even though she knows he is very smart and capable, Sonia is still insanely protective over her baby boy (who's not even a baby, she constructed him to be an adult). He is forbidden from leaving castle Kaspbrak or talking to anyone lest he sets off an angry mob, but this doesn't sit right with Eddie who longs for the friendship and comraderie of his fellow man. Eddie is still much to fragile for the outside world though, he has trouble walking and even just a little exercise can make him lose his limbs. His lungs are also pretty fragile too considering they were the one body part she couldn't find a super fresh pair of in all her grave robbing.

Eddie does eventually get to leave castle Kaspbrak, but not really of his own accord. A violent mob breaks out and they attack Sonia for grave robbing and trying to create monstrosities in her castle. Before Sonia was killed though she tried to satiate her sons desire for a friend by building him a partner, and that... didn't really go as planned either.

Beverly ⚡👰🏻‍♀️

Beverly was created by Sonia with the one and only purpose to be Eddie's bride, but Sonia didn't count on Beverly having a mind of her own. She does liked Eddie- as a friend, and nothing else. She's not keen on being the bride of Kaspbrak, she still wants to explore the world and make something out of the life she's been given. Sonia didn't make her any clothes when she was born so she ended up designing herself a dress completely out of medical bandages, white sheets, and gauze. She has two white streaks in her hair and a variety of scars all across her body. She has the brain of a young woman who died fleeing her abusive husband, and that's most likely where her hesitance for marriage stems from.

Bev flees castle Kaspbrak with Eddie after they are chased out, but they confide in each other as best friends and confidant until they can find others who are like them. They find famous vampire William Denbrough and incorperate him into their group (much to his reluctance). Beverly and Eddie seem to be fine for the most part but they're both longing for true companionship and a family that can understand them. Bev wants someone to love her so dearly, but not someone she was built to be loved by. Maybe she can find someone like that along her journey, but until then all she can do is agonize over why she was built to solely be Eddies decoration.

Richie 🌕🐺

Richie Tozier was actually just a normal guy for his first sixteen years of being alive, until a streak of bad luck ended up getting him turned into the wolfman! Now he's basically an outsider, and not even a particularly cool one either. He used to have it all, an affluent family, a big fancy house, a business he would one day grow up to inherit, but then it was all taken from him with one stupid curse.

It all started when Richie hit pubtery and was just getting into the whole "finding your soulmate" bs and was looking for just about anyone who suited his fancy. He flirted a bit with one of the manors maids and he flirted back, but what Richie hadn't expected was for the maid to fall for him so incredibly hard. He adored Richie, almost obsessively, and that was too bad because Richie quickly lost interest in him and tried to move on from their sort of kind of flirting to an real relationship with... you know, someone he actually liked. Bad move, because as it turns out, out of all of the servant boys he could have betrayed, of all the maids he could have spurned, Richie had to mess with the one with a secret. Richie got the witch.

The witch was so spiteful and angry that Richie wouldn't love him that he not only cursed him to become a wolfman, but also did some black magic fuckery to off Richies entire family too. Then he lead a big mob after the monster, claiming HE was the one who killed the Toziers, and Richie had to hide away in a swamp for the next couple of years. Such a miserable string of events followed by the isolation of living out in a swamp for the remainder of his teen years made him a little crazy. When he's not writhing around in pain from his werewolf curse he's talking to himself in silly voices so he feels less alone and cracking dark jokes to keep him grounded. He has to isolate himself like this or else he'll hurt himself or others, but thankfully Bill and the other monsters find him and are mostly immune to his attacks. Safe to say Richie's fallen from grace, and he fears that the only way he can really be free of this hell is a silver bullet right between the eyes or the power of christ. Either way, he's pretty fucked.

Ben 🐠🌊

Ben is not human, plain and simple. He has a similar build to most humans, he has a few human traits, but for the most part he is basically an oversized fish. He was found at the very bottom of a black lagoon in the amazon rainforrest, and his body has evolved in such a way he could survive perfectly in such conditions. He has webbed finers and feet to help him swim through water, sharp teeth to help in devouring fish he catches, gills AND lungs to let him breath both above water and below, and in addition to all of that he's also pretty overweight to keep himself warm in such icy cold water. He's a miracle of evolution, a pure marvel of science, so obviously he was kidnapped and brought back to the ""civalized"" world to be studied in a lab. He was utterly miserable there, but the losers all pitched in and broke him out of there.

Now he's allowed to walk around as he pleases and stay in a big bathtub most of the time, and the longer he hangs with them the more he learns about how to act more humanoid. Bev even teaches him to talk and write the same one Sonia taught her to talk and write. Ben even named himself Ben because it sounded similar to "Bev". He's pretty in love with her, or as in love as a fishman and a reanimated corpse could be. Will this ship sink or swim? Who can say, but at the very least it's not like Bev has many other options.

Mike 🏜🪲🐪

Mike was discovered buried in a one thousand year in the middle of Egypt. He sporadically woke up once every a hundred years to dig the the tomb he was in and take a look around. There he found a plethora of information in books, scrolls, and artifacts he could research if he was feeling like it. Most of the time tho he just napped wrapped up in guaze for a really long time, and honestly who could blame him? Mike does not remember most of his life before becoming a mummy, but he remembers his father and his mother, and he remembers the animals they raised, and most importantly he remembers how he became a mummy in the first place.

A long time ago one of the worst pharohs egypt ever had was being overthrown in a coup, and as part of that coup they were going to execute his young son and make an example out of him. Mike', deapite being a peasant himself, couldn't stand to let a kid die so he did all he could to help that kid escape to safety. He thought of himself as a protector in that way, but the others disagreed and proceeded to punish mike for sympathizing with the royals by wrapping him in gauze and locking him in a tomb with scarab beattles forever and ever. This curse made him immortal, although he did indeed rot and decay over time (but not enough he was just straight up a corpse, he's just got a bit of that tim burton face goin on ngl).

As a mummy he has a few interesting powers, he can summon small imitations of the plauges of egypt, he can control scarab beatles, and if hes truly pissed off he can suck out your soul (but Mike doesn't really wanna do that). He's an overall pretty sweet guy despite the whole... being a mummy thing, and the losers saved him at the same time they saved Ben. He's got a bit of a romance going on with Bill, since they're both undead and have been alive the longest out of all the losers. Maybe they can go on a romantic date to a mausoleum.

Stan 🧫⚗🔬

Stanley Uris is a man of science first and foremost, ans as a man of science you must do what you can in the pursuit of your goals, no matter the danger you may find yourself in. Stanley has been called many things in his life, a coward, a mad man, a freak, but perhaps those were the exact reasons he liked science anyways. There was always a risk with science, but they were risks you could still forsee and control (most of the time). Stan's house functions as a hide out for the monster losers because, quite frankly, Stan is such a weirdo he doesn't give a shit if monsters hide in his house. Besides, he's been working on something truly special, and pretty soon he won't be too far off from his monster friends.

Stan might love his life, he has a nice job, a nice wife, and a nice house, but there is one part of him he's never been satisfied with and thats his cowardly instincts. He longs to be released from the prison of fear and allowed to flourish as the scientist he is, so he created a potion to purge him of such a vice and split him into two. It was fun at first, thrilling even, but eventually it got so out of control Stan couldn't figure out where he ended and the other person in his body began. His other half proved over and over again that he was more monsterous than any of his monster friends, and unfortunately he keeps coming out more and more frequently. Stan can only hope that his new friends can help ease his burden, but there's only so much they can do to stop the good doctor from turning into his evil other self.

Henry 🕯🗡🪦📿

The Bowers family have been monster hunting as far back as the stone age, so killing monsters has been Henry's god given birthright. Monster hunting doesn't really pay the bills so most Bowers find themselves working lowclass positions as maids, butlers, and servants, but such circumstance just makes them more blood thirsty. Henry is a proud descendant of the man who killed George Denbrough in cold blood and he has been wanting to hunt down Bill just to finish the job. He's very good at what he does, he has ties to the catholic church, a huge stock of weapons, tricks, and schemes to help defeat the monsters, and a team of insiders that will aid him on his journey.

Henry really couldn't give less of a shit how nice these monsters are, all he wants is to make his daddy proud and eliminate anything in his way. He's naturally PISSED when he finds out Sonia Kaspbrak has found a way to create life itself using science, and if he knew what Stan was doing in his lab he'd probably pissed about that too. He will not rest until Bill Denbrough's head is on a pike he can carry around like cotton candy, he wants him dead and he wants him dead NOW.

Connor 🔮🪄

Connor Bowers has a secret, a dirty little secret he cannot tell a soul because if he did he'd be done in quicker than you can say "hocus pocus"; he's a witch. And furthermore, he also happens to be the witch that fell in love with/cursed Richie. He keeps all of that a very tight knit secret though, because if Henry discovered his own cousin had begun practicing the dark arts and creating monsters out of petty spite he'd lose it. He first discovered the power of magic while working as a maid for the Toziers and he became infatuated with Richie. Ofc he rejected his advances and it didn't end well for him, but ehhh. You win some you lose some.

He's still totally obsessed with Richie upon seeing him again all these years later, and Richie is still just as repulsed as before. He tries to strong arm him into loving him, promising if he just agrees to be his he'll reverse his werewolf curse and even make Henry forget he was the werewolf at all, but richie doesn't take his deal. He knows agreeing to that is no better than agreeing to be someones love slave and he'd rather die. Still, Connor ain't giving up. He'd sooner encourage hid cousin to kill all of Richie's friends than give up on him.

Vic 🧭🗺

Vic is much more into the world of researching monsters than killing them. He's an amatuer explorer and uses that to help Henry find more monsters to catch and kill for the ""betterment"" of mankind. He was the archeologist that dug Mike out of his tomb AND he was the explorer that caught Ben in the amazon. He studied them both extensively while he could, but when they were both broken out Henry got very mad at him for not allowing him to just flat out kill his subjects.

He's often using his intellect to try all kids of crazy shit like turning himself invisible or inventing new weapons for Henry, both of which makes people wonder if he's more of a madman or a scientist. Ehhh, Probably just a mad scientist.

Belch 🫁🫀🧠

Belch is an ex igor who helped Sonia Kaspbrak create life, then dipped after he realized it was highkey an abomination againsr god. He has a hunch and was raised in a circus most of his life before Sonia took him in and offered him steady work in exchange for his descretion. He is the only reason Henry even knows Eddie or Bev exists and he's also probably the most genuine ally Henry has on his team. Unfortunately though he is still just an Igor and igors are not really well known for their intelligence.

Patrick 🧬🎩

Patrick is the other half of Dr. Stanely Uris that he tries to hide. Stan had succeeded quite wonderfully in his goal to eradicate his cowardice, because Patrick has no emotions what so ever. He's wanted for the death of ten men, eight women, four children and a whole heap of innocent little animals he killed for funsies. He pretends to be Henry's friend when really he just enjoys being part of all the chaos and trying to kill things. He doesn't let him know he's secretly Stan half of the time, not because he's afraid or anything, but simply cause its more fun this way. Plus he gets to mess with both Stan and Henry by playing both sides here, it's a win win.

Greta 💋🦷🧛🏻‍♀️

Greta is kind or a non descript vampire in this au, although she's based heavily off of Dracula's brides. She is the exact kind of evil vampire that gives the rest of vampire kind a bad name, and the worst part is how effortlessly she blends into the human world. Henry doesn't even know she's a vampire, even though it's pretty damn obvious. Her big plan is to help Henry until he kills Bill and lets her take over his whole position as a countess.

She's vain, cruel, haughty, and just all around unpleasant, and interestingly enough she's the only one who knows Connors witchy secret and isn't telling, just in case he learns about her being a vampire and gets any idea about telling.

She's always dressed up in the finest jewels and dresses due to her wealth, but Henry truly believes she's just a bit eccentric like all women are. He doesn't even know she can turn into a weird freaky bat creature and pick people op out of the air for a quick snack. It certainly doesn't help that she can basically hunt down the losers anywhere through smell alone, and she's been known to be extremely sadistic when playing with her food.

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My grandma and grandpa keep threatening to kick me out of the house, so if I spontaneously stop posting for a long stretch of time it's possibly because I'm homeless.

I'm not sure if they'll actually do it, they've been threatening me with it ever since I was sixteen. They've flat out told me "you will be homeless one day". I am unschooled so i have no way to get a job and most of my extended family dont want me. This is a very scary time for me.

I just want you all to know that if i leave without saying anything its not because i stopped caring about IT or that I didn't care about this blog. I love it here and I wouldn't leave unless I was forced to. I'm very frightened.

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Imagine an IT au thats entirely from Henry's perspective so all of the losers club act like how he thinks they are instead of who they actually are.

Mike is like a coniving super villain who's just WAITING for the chance to jump in and ruin Henry and his dad's life for no reason. He revels in the idea Henry gets beaten at home and is somehow responsible for every single bad thing thats ever happened to him. He does all this on his father's behalf (which is totally not Henry projecting at all... totally).

Beverly is just the ultimate hoe who is so utterly obsessed with him she can't stand it. She's so incredibly into him and desperate. She says shit like "omg Henry... ur mullet... 😫🤞💞💓💖💗💔❣💘💝" cause she just can't contain her lust for that... specimen.

Stan is just a boring hunk of wood, you could replace him with a cardboard cutout and nothing would change. Occasionally he'll just say "I'm jewish" and that's it.

Ben is always eating, everytime he shows up he's always engaging in some truly disgusting display of gluttony, like smothering cane sauce and cheese on a bacon burger.

Richie is the most annoying guy ever, picture normal Richie cranked up to 11, that's how Henry thinks Richie works. Lots of lol so random humor, incohetent screaming, and when hes not doing either of those hes being super super gay. Like IT happens at the rockwell level gay.

Eddie is also super zesty, when he's not whining about dirt he's asking Richie if he looks pretty in heels and painting his nails. You could blow air in his direction and he'd fall over like "UGGGHHH i've fallen and i can't get UPPP!! 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 .

Bill is just the epitome of a wojack, you know how when people usually imagine winning an argument and their imaginary opponent is all "but- bu- bu- bu- bu-!!"? Yeah, that's how he views Bill. Just coping and seething that Henry is right about everything 24/7 and also cooler and hotter and smarter and simply better than him in every conceivable way.

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Honestly I think the Losers Club could defeat the Skinamarink creature. They were able to defeat a comsic horror clown at 11-13 years old depending on adaptation. They could absolutely kick that fuckers ASS. No windows no doors? Fine by them bitch, they ain't stuck in here with you you're stuck in here with THEM. Presto chango this inhaler you slime!!!

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I love how every other fandom that talks about a characters favorite food is like "hehe spaghetti! Bread! They only like this and this alone!" Meanwhile it fans are just like "he is gross as fuck for this ngl".

mike hanlon:

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Guys I just had the worst dream last night, someone on tumblr messaged me like "i really loved your most recent IT AU, so I made some AI generated art based off it.". I had to take my meds right after I woke up cause wtf.

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You know what I just realized? Okay so at the end of IT chapter 2 Stan sends his letter out to all the losers in little envelopes, and there's no way he could know Eddie specifically is dead considering he dies way before he does. So, is Myra gonna read through her dead husbands mail and just be really confused about who this Stan guy is? Don't even try to tell me Myra wouldn't open it cause it wasn't adressed to her, she's the exact type of person to open her dead husbands mail. I just imagine her reading it, being confused, and then instantly dumping in the trash without a second thought.

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I like the idea that when Connor tries to steal Richie in Reddie scenarios Eddie spends so much time being insecure and jealous and lowkey having a rivalry with him, but when Connor tries to steal Richie is Stozier scenarios Stan is like... not threatened at all. He doesn't give a fuck cause he knows nothings gonna happen.

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I've always kinda secretly wanted to make a Bike/Hanbrough Princess and the frog au with Mike as Tiana and Bill as Naveen. BECAUSE IF REDDIE FANS GET TO CAPITALIZE ON RAPUNZEL I GET THIS TOO. >:(

Like an au where Mike is always busy working at the library and researching pennywise and his dad (who is still alive!!) is concerned Mike's too focused on Derry/the library and never has any time to himself. I mean, gosh, can't he just be like his comedian friend who hasn't had a proper thought or concern in ten years? Or his architect friend who spends most of his time hoping Beverly Marsh will just stroll back into town and marry him? Lighten up Mike!

Meanwhile Bill Denbrough comes to his home town of Derry for writing inspiration cause his last book was a total flop and if he doesn't get something good soon he's gonna be fucked. Pennywise shows up as Bob Grey and basically gives him all these false promises so it can turn him into a frog and let his little shitty assistant Henry take his place as part of a bigger scheme. Then upon seeing Mike dressed like a prince for one of Richies stupid costume parties Bill is all "oh shit, this is just like the frog prince.". So of course he makes him kiss him with the promise of helping him figure out whats wrong with town and... well you know the rest. Maybe instead of a gator they meet a lobster tho, cause... ya know, Maine. I'm sure Mike is gonna be fucking pissed when he finds out Bill is such an idiot he essentially made a deal with IT, but they'll grow to love each other anyways.