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MY FRIEND @nazskoll-xxx JUST SHOWED ME THIS PIC FROM THE WELCOME TO DERRY SET

"CHIEF OF POLICE: CLINT BOWERS"

HENRY HAS A GRANDPA NAMED CLINT??? AND WE'LL PROBABLY GET TO SEE HIM???? AND LITTLE BUTCH TOO?????

No wonder henry's so fucked up he's from a long line of cops. This has no started a joke between me and my friend @selachimorphaenthusiast that somehow in every welcome to derry season a cop related to henry is gonna show up. Like itll be the 1800's and he'll have a great great great grandpa named Charleston Bowers who rides around town on a horse and has a handle bar mustche.

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Someone was arguing with me about abortion so i hit him with the best argument i could.

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As a member of the IT fandom i am so fucking devastated about the tiktok ban. There are so many cosplay povs, edits, and other forms of IT fancontent on tik tok that are just gonna be gone forever, and the stuff that isn't gone won't even be accesible anymore to the IT fans who are from the country the book was fucking made in. It doesn't even matter if you think that stuff was cringe or not, it had CULTURAL RELEVANCE. for many people, that was their introduction to IT! I'm devastated. I'm going to miss ITtok so fucking much.

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Why didn't anyone tell me drawing Harry Anderson Richie Tozier would be so fun? HIS LITTLE FACE AND MUSTACHE AWWW.

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IT The Substance AU where Harry Anderson's Richie Tozier takes the substance and becomes Finn Wolfhard's Richie Tozier.

Nothing else about the plot changes, these two are still just as fucked as Elisabeth and Sue.

God, Imagine the fucking cooking scene where she yells at the tv but its 90's richie yelling. Jesus.

...I wonder what their monstro form would look like?

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My friend and I made an IT gravity falls AU together:

Eddie is Dipper

Bev is Mabel

Waddles is Maturin

Richie is Grunkle Stan

Bill is Ford (cause he's the author- get it?)

Ben is McGucket

Stan is Wendy

Mike is Soos

Pennywise is Bill Cipher

Henry is Gideon Gleeful

Butch is Bud Gleeful

Greta is Pacifica

Patrick is Robbie

Connor, Vic, and Belch are Tambry, Lee, and Thompson

Kay and Audra as Kandy and Grenda

Mr. Keene as Blendin Blandin

I will draw stuff for this au later i promise.

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2017 Beverly Marsh is one of the most sexistly written female characters in the whole kingverse, and i'd argue it's even worse than in the book.

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One time someone new joined the server i'm a mod at and I said i was into IT and they sent back this:

They fucking gagged me 😭 omg

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I can't even get mad at Henry Bowers for being a bully because wtf was there even to do in 1950's rural Maine. I'd carve peoples stomachs too if i was born before the Iphone was invented.

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@henry-the-winner this is something you would post

tje original pic of this was of him holding a bleach bottle and i said hmm. thats not safe for ducky to drink so i put a nice tastey baja balst instead

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My deep dark secret is that i really just wanna make 500 different IT cinderella aus and rp all of them with somebody but i cant. Idc if its the same story everytime EVERY SHIP DESERVES ONE AND I CAN MAKE THEM DIFFERENT EVERYTIME. ITS ALL I WANT!!!! I JUST WANNA MAKE GAY CINDERELLA AUS!!!

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James ransome said anyone who ships reddie is supporting CP... i dont think he's an amazing person.

Everybody should check this out, James is such an amazing person…

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Autism in girls vesrus autism in boys

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Richie and Henry get partnered up for a school project

Henry: -_- Ugh, this project is so lame. I should be at home doing cooler things like lighting shit on fire or sneaking cigs.

Richie: Wow Henry, that's so interesting. :)

Henry: Oh my god really!? ^-^

Richie: NO!! WE'RE TWO WEEKS BEHIND!! DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!!

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I think it's really funny whenever people compare Billy Hargrove and Henry Bowers because to me they're actually polar opposites.

Like Billy Hargrove has every single Milf and teen girl in Hawkins under his thumb, the second he walks into that school or goes on duty as a life gaurd its OVER. Everybody wants a piece of that.

And then Henry Bowers is just the most repulsive person everybody knows. In the book he has rotted teeth and cannonically smells like shit, even in the 2017 movie everybody hates his ass.

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I think it's really funny that IT and Heathers both take place in 1989 and the bowers gang literally wear Heathers colors:

Also they fit perfectly with each member. Duke and Vic are the bitchy ones that don't talk much, Belch and McNamara are the dumb nice ones, and Henry and Chandler are both the bully leaders.

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Incredibly stupid henry bowers idea my friend and i thought of:

After Henry's mom left there wasn't much chas left for Henry and Butch to survive off of, so Butch did the only sensible thing a man looking to provide for himself and his family would do. Enter Henry in a bunch of toddlers and tiaras beauty pageants and pretend he's a girl to pay for your various addictions.

From ages 4-13 Henry Bowers was a pageant girlie despite not actually being a girl (cisgender or otherwise), and the only reason Butch stopped when he was thirteen was because he started going through very noticable puberty and his voice got deeper. He still lied that he was like 7 when he was 13 and people just believed him because Henry had stunted growth and shit. The pageant circuit was terrible for Henry, he hated doing pageants but he didn't have any say in what he did at that age. The other girls would bully him because he was poor and ugly. Butch was like a full on pageant mom, the dance routine in the crowd, gogo juice giving, starting fights with people, type of pageant mom. Anytime henry expressed a desire to quite he'd just be like "WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD".

Henry's just thankful he doesn't have to do that anymore, but if you go up to the bowers households attic you can find many a photograph of Henry crying in his pageant dresses and the various tiaras he won. All the trophies he got he still displays in his room and pretends they're for sports, even tho he famously sucks at every sport. You can also find a trunk full of all his old make up and dresses and heels. He acts like he doesn't gaf about it but if butch ever suggests selling them for money he'll be like "but- but- *sniffle* my dresses :(".