#i love how we share braincells

[ratherbefangirling]

and then let's talk about:

["No but yoongi is the kind of person who will get what he wants"

#im imagining yoongi with a baby fever

#and reader on the fence about it

#and he just causually brings up babies

#like did you know

#some random fact about babies

#until the reader gives in]

did it occur to you, that I am on an annual subscription plan for baby fever? like there's no way out I just have to deal with it. plus there are multiple kids actively around me these days. how do you suggest I recover from this post? I enjoyed your tags far more than one should and I think that'll be a recurring issue.

-mintsugarmy

Let's suffer together shall we.

Tbh I'm in my - men are a disappointment if I start earning do I need a man era-

But ofcourse bangtan are an exception to that. I mean my reason to survive this soul sucking torture is bts 2025. And to some how start earning to afford tickets and albums and armybomb

And truly I do need a man. I want a man. Cause I wanna get married and have cute kids. And I hope our kids will be friends too.

I'm always open to discuss at length about bts like I personally know them. But to be real we know what color underwear they wear and that's something I can't say about most people so really how parasocial is it (I'm delulu)

[moonikabear]

🔵🔴ORB CAMEO!!🔴🔵

George and Jayden finally find out about Orbwin and Chorb and make up their own irl Orb names!

I got this cameo as a gift from @im-perfectly-normal-about-this and I absolutely love it! It's so fun how silly they are with the orb names <3

[mammon-s]

Me going on a chaotic adhd rant about how I came with this idea on how to be a legendary robber and never get caught: “Ok so you get a kangaroo and you train it how to hold a gun, it doesn’t need to actually be able to fire it just hold it and point it at people, then in its other hand you have it hold a sign that says “give me all your money and put it in my pouch”, and unleash it in a bank or something. Honestly you might not even need to give it a gun, kangaroo’s are terrifying have you seen those videos of them stealing peoples dogs and trying to drown them!? People would instantly be intimidated and comply with the sign!! And the cops couldn’t even stop me like what are they going to do arrest a kangaroo?? It’s the perfect crime!”

Mammon:

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Fam and i were passing a sock shop and we saw a cyclops one and In Devious Union my brother and i said ‘cysocks’

[marcobodtlives]

Idc what canon is, you look at any AU I’ve got in my pocket you can bet that Marco, Connie, Sasha, and Jean are besties.

[a-swiss-and-a-spaniard]

Is this how you manifest?✨ (x)

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

I'm three episodes in and I scrambled to doodle her as soon as I could . Liko's character doesn't just cater to me . she IS me. straight up

[beanghostprincess]

was thinking about my asl bros headcanons and started laughing when i realized ace is the only allo one (bi with a preference for men, luffy is aroace and sabo demi and only really interested in koala btw)

HEY!!! WE HAVE THE SAME HEADCANONS!!!

Idk if Luffy would, but Sabo definitely makes fun of Ace for being allo. He wouldn't let anyone else do it, though, he's the only one allowed to slut-shame his brother.

And you didn't ask but these are my ASL headcanons (+ Uta) because we have basically the same thoughts:

Ace: Bisexual. Bi. Bibibi. Would sleep with anybody, probably. Definitely. The preference for men is so real too. Going insane. I luv him. Also you didn't mention gender headcanons but I feel the need to say he's the most transmasc character I've ever seen. But this is a fact already, so.

Luffy: Aroace. Always. I think it changes depending on my mood tho??? Like for me it's either Aroace or Demi but tbh his feelings when it comes to my ships with Luffy transcend romance so calling him Demi would be an understatement. But yeah. Whatever. Aroaspec. And also he's transmasc. And demi-boy. Don't ask me why I think this it's just the vibes.

Sabo: I'VE BEEN SAYING SABO IS DEMI SINCE DAY 1 HE HAS THE FACE OF A DEMI PERSON I SWEAR HE'S SO-- It started as a joke to me bc I was like "haha his clothes look like the gay flag haha and Koala's look like the lesbian flag haha" and I ended up saying "what if they're both demiaroace with a preference for their own gender but at the end of the day it doesn't matter bc they're married". You know the whole "She's A Lesbian, He's Gay, And Their 33-Year Marriage Will Change Your Perception Of Love"? That's Saboala to me. Also Sabo doesn't look like somebody who'd use labels at all so his gender is unknown to mankind.

Uta: Lesbian. Just lesbian. Her gender is also lesbian. Idk how that works but yes. Also she's dating Perona. I'm a firm Perouta believer. Let's go lesbians!! She's also dating me, specifically.

This pics are so fucking stupid but I'm sick and bored so please have the stupid siblings saying stupid things with their pride flags

[zackmoonz]

I'm really happy that other people also believe that maximus is smaller than forever, it makes my life so fucking easier as someone who writes

[seiwas]

hi my sweet sel :3 i’m sneaking in w a fresh matcha for u to ask for a moot bingo card 🍵… i’m 2 curious i couldn’t resist </3

ari my beloved!!!! thank you for the matcha 🥺 i am sip sippin it while doing your bingo card (my feet are also kicking in the air behind me 🤭) pls sit with me, i am offering you a cookie!! 🍪

(c) xen-blank for the template!

send me an ask and i’ll fill up this bingo for you!! 🥺

[cinnbar-bun]

My baby sister and I did some of those "how we see ourselves/each other" games going around and decided to make our own stupider one. Because we can't have normal things.

What she put for her + me

What I put for her + me

We debated long and hard about these matters.

[marlequinncos]

millions crocs (sport mode)

no context behind this painting.

[demonic0angel]

Jack and Maddie try to introduce their girlfriend Talia to living like a normal person. Of course, they're both insane, so this has mixed results.

“So… you have no servants?” Talia asked, trailing a finger along the edge of a cabinet and then pulling away to look at the dust that accumulated, an eyebrow rising on her face. “How do you keep things clean?”

“We have Jazz and Danny do them as chores,” Maddie said with a smile. “It teaches children responsibility, discipline, and necessary life skills.”

Talia nodded slowly. “I see.”

Jack pulled Talia via a hand to her waist as he also said cheerfully, “We also teach them how to clean up their weapons and any accidents! This way, they’ll know what to do if they kill a ghost!”

Both of Talia’s eyebrows rose and she looked at Maddie, who pressed against her other side. “Is that normal? Teaching children to clean up after their killings?”

“‘Killings’ sound so illegal,” Maddie chided. “We call it exterminations. And of course! Any child should know how to clean up after an accident they made!”

Talia nodded to herself again, muttering, “I knew Bruce was wrong…” she looked at her two lovers and asked, “What else do you two teach your children?”

“We teach them a variety of martial arts, weaponry, machinery, and much more! It’s important that they know how to defend themselves if a ghost attacks them! Jazz was able to learn almost every single weapon we have in our arsenal since she was 5! Danny knows over 22 forms of martial arts and he’s still learning. You should’ve seen it when he was young,” Maddie sniffed. “He used to try and fail to flip Jack over and now he’s kicking his father in the face!”

Jack also sniffled, wiping away a tear. “I’m so proud!”

Talia beamed. She loved how proud her partners were of their children’s fighting prowess. After all, she felt the same way. “I agree. My dear son is also the same. He learned since he was very young and now he is quite proficient with a sword. What weapons do you two teach?”

“Everything!” Jack grinned. “Staffs, swords, guns, ribbons, fans, frying pans, waffle irons, a beach toy— you name it! I can promise you that Jazz and Danny will be the best ghost exterminators in the world when they’re older!”

Talia seemed to almost swell with delight. For once, her cold and haughty demeanor broke as she smiled brightly. “So you agree? That teaching your children to be the strongest is the ultimate life goal?”

Maddie and Jack shared a look and then nodded at Talia in agreement. “But of course,” Jack said, trying to sound wise, “It’s also important that they learn to have fun! That’s why we let them drive the car whenever we go out exterminating for ghosts! And we also make sure that they bond with others and have friends— that way, more people can be on the watch out for ghosts and help us hunt them down!”

Talia smiled. “I will take your advice in mind. Oh, it would be wonderful if my beloved son could meet you too. He’s only learned the basics: over 10 forms of martial arts, several swords, a mastery of basic melee weapons, and he knows how to use a staff, but I believe that your training can join our families together and make our children even stronger!”

Maddie blushed bright red. “Oh, Tally!” She cooed and then drew in their girlfriend for a kiss.

Jack beamed and said, “I can’t wait for our kids to meet yours! We can be one big, happy, normal family!”

From a distance, Jazz and Danny shared a bewildered and almost frightened look.

How on earth did their parents find someone who was almost as crazy as them….??

And how on earth did they all share the same murderous braincell??

[seungcheorry]

the heater is on, the floor isn't as cold as it should be when mingyu gets out of the shower. the smell of noodles - with the exact seasoning only you knows how to cook - invades his nostrils and goes straight to his stomach. it growls, and he looks down at his toned torso like a pregnant lady.

he did eat on his way back to korea, but can you blame him for being hungry once again already? when you're literally in his kitchen cooking his favorite dish, wearing his favorite perfume? for you, mingyu can even ignore the fact that you're terrible at surprises and that he unfortunately found the package you've been hiding in your drawer - he took a little bit longer in the shower because he was training his surprise face for when you give him the watch he's been talking about for a while now.

'oh, babe, you shouldn't have to' sounds more convincing than just a gasp and wide eyes, right?

he smiles to himself at the thought of you, trying to be so sneaky buying him a gift, with your big eyes and pretty smile. he sighs, choosing to put on his old red t-shirt and a pair of sweatpants instead of many of his fancy clothes.

deep down, mingyu knows he should do something. i mean, he's such a people's person - he's always so busy and surrounded by them -, perhaps that's how he should spend his birthday weekend too, right?

or perhaps that's exactly why he doesn't want to. he's so tired from traveling and performing and coming back home, maybe he deserves a good rest with you and only you.

with this thought in mind, and his towel over his head just like a kid and not like a 28 years old man, mingyu goes to the kitchen to find you stirring something.

"it smells nice", he comments, coming up to you.

"yeah? you want a taste?", you say, already grabbing a spoon and feeding mingyu some of your food. for a few seconds he just close his eyes, an overwhelmed smile in his face. "so?"

"best thing i've ever tasted in my life."

you laugh out loud, pushing him out of your way. "you always say that when i cook."

"and it's always true."

you roll your eyes, ignoring how mingyu basically puts his face into your pan so he can smell your food better.

"have you decided on your cake flavor yet? we should start baking or we gonna pull an all nighter in the kitchen."

"that would be fun", mingyu shrugs. "eating cake at 3am? count me in."

"it sounds nice, but you also need to rest. you spent way too many hours on a plane, baby."

again, mingyu shrugs. he walks up to you, adjusting his towel so he can see you better - you laugh, because the towel looks as if mingyu had the longest hair ever.

"i can rest tomorrow, it's my birthday and i wanna spend it with you."

"your birthday was yesterday."

"oh my god, you hate me so much..."

mingyu pulls you closer, hiding his face in the crook of your neck as he pretends to fake cry. deep down he knows that, yeah, you could never truly hate him.

"big baby", you murmur, patting his back.

"always", he laughs like a little kid, wrapped around you. "age is just a number."

a/n: happy belated birthday to my pretty boy kim mingyu. i love you for sharing the same braincell as me, thank you for always making me smile and for encouraging me to be a better person, to try the things i want. i love you, mingoo, i truly do. ❤️🍒

[starmocha]

😭😭😭 you guys are so silly

but....if i do this...

i am essentially using my draft for the Zayne 3-part breeding kink series and reworking it to be specifically about MC being pregnant with baby Snowdrop 😶 (and it'll be only 1 part)

and the rating would obviously spike 😀

this would easily be a 10k+ fic....

but god the fluff...the humor.....horny Zaynie...Zaynie as a literal daddy with baby Snowdrop..... 😭🫶 origin of baby Snowdrop's love for carrots

ANON. I'M AT WORK TOO AND I WANT TO SCREAM. I CAN'T BE WALKING AROUND WITH A STUPID SMILE ON MY FACE BECAUSE OF OUR LOVE FOR ZAYNIE WITH A BREEDING KINK 😭😭😭

what if.....i write MC's pregnancy with Snowdrop..................

WHAT IS HAPPENING. THIS WAS A WHOLESOME SERIES

i so badly want to do this now....

[graveyardcuddles]

I love how all the Astarion appreciators with boobs took one look at batstarion and went "Oh yeah, he's going right in the tiddies" like we may all share one braincell but it's a very big braincell.