#and she was like yeah I don’t know why you get insecure about how mammon wouldn’t like you if you were actually in obey me
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mammon-s · 3 months ago
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Me going on a chaotic adhd rant about how I came with this idea on how to be a legendary robber and never get caught: “Ok so you get a kangaroo and you train it how to hold a gun, it doesn’t need to actually be able to fire it just hold it and point it at people, then in its other hand you have it hold a sign that says “give me all your money and put it in my pouch”, and unleash it in a bank or something. Honestly you might not even need to give it a gun, kangaroo’s are terrifying have you seen those videos of them stealing peoples dogs and trying to drown them!? People would instantly be intimidated and comply with the sign!! And the cops couldn’t even stop me like what are they going to do arrest a kangaroo?? It’s the perfect crime!”
Mammon:
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lordhelpme0-0 · 2 years ago
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Replaced Au
Me: *smiling creepily*
Lucifer: w-why do you look like that..?!
Mammon: I think the better question is why we’re all here…
Rielle: that is something I like to know.
Nobunaga: better question is who you all.
Me: better question if your all still complete d1cks?
Them: …
Me: let’s talk about replacing our BELOVED mcs~!!
Mitsunari: replacing what now??
Me: sweet somersault child, it means completely and disregarding MC for another.
Malleus: why would I do that to child of man?
Me: let’s call it…a possibility. Not to mention almost all of y’all have horrible sense of telling which woman is good or bad.
Azul: hey!
Me: I kinda wanna add Diabolik Lover dummies here but I scratch the idea by giving them nightmares or basically bloody letters of warnings since I kinda not in the fandom anymore but- that’s not the point.
Clavis: why would we replaced belle for that matter?
Arthur: yeah! I would have to agree with this bloke. Why on earth would I disregard MC for another woman?
Me: cause you can’t read the room and unintentionally make them feel insecure and jealous. Not to mention those flock of women and sometime not knowing it. If you do an uno reverse, you get what I mean you dense birds for brains.
Shingan: wait…so that’s why MC avoided all of us cause women were around?!
Me: yes! Why do you think Kichi and Sasuke got the assignment, they went with her to take it off her mind. Actually, why do we even adore y’all in the first place?! Oh wait— red flags. Yep. Why do I even bother…
Mitsuhide: you sound very similar to hideyoshi, M.I.
Me: I know I sound like hidemama.
Hideyoshi: I’m a man! Not a woman.
Me: yeah..yeah. Anyway. Here’s a warning. Break their hearts and use their kindness and help vainly and not being grateful. I’ll break your legs and cut off yo d1cks.
Epel: your sounding like Jiang Wanyin-sama…
M.I: I know. Don’t want what happen to Wen Chao on y’all do you?
Twst boys: *nod*
RSA: ?????
Wei Wuxian: WHO SUMMONED ME?!
Me: WTF-?! Aren’t you guys suppose to be in your world or the multi-mansion or at tthe ramshackle dorms?!
Wei Wuxian: nope! Whatcha doing~?
Me: threatening them to not break or use the MC kindness and helpfulness and disregarding them for another. Similar to how you do it for Jiang Yanli-Jie Jie.
Wei Wuxian: oh~! You mean them? Yeah, I’ve met them. Really remind me a lot like shijie. Now here a word, break their heart and replaced them. We both break you. *has scary green eyes*
Theo: first of all, where is this coming from?!
Me: blame the demons. *slaps the replaced Au and sad mc angst on the table*
Ikemen series boys: … *pissed*
Twst: *very pissed*
Obey me: …*feeling weirdly guilty cause of their alternative selves*
Me: to think…to think…you would do this to a poor INNOCENT LAMB!!! *being held back by Wei Wuxian and Vincent* YOU DESERVES PUNISHMENT!!!
Mammon: but it’s not us!!! Alright!!
Me: it could happen.
Chevalier: don’t worry, we don’t really open easily to others beside our belle. But if this were to happen. The sheep can stay with us.
Comte: or us. I’m sure it be a lovely editions.
Leona: for a mere sheep, I suppose Savanaclaw will welcome it.
Lucifer: why are you all looking at us like that.
Jean: why else. Madame MC and her friends do not deserves sinners and filth. *sheathes rapier*
Napoleon: Jean. Rapier down. Surely some of you can see this is idiocy right? *smiling not meet his eyes*
Simmon: of course. MC deserves better than that. The heavens will welcome.
13: seriously, men am I right M.I?
Solomon: when did you get here?!
Me: she was here long ago solo cup.
Solomon: …
Arthur: guess we’re not the only victims huh?
Solomon: shut it you 2 star rated writer.
Arthur: EX-cuse?!
Me: I’m sure you all understand the assignment correct?
Nobunaga: of course we do. Though, thank you for telling us about the jealousy part.
Me: go suck Kenshin d1ck.
Nobunaga: …
Kenshin: …
Shingan: kinky~!
Me: omg Shingan…WHY!!! NO! *sprays water on Shin-gone* BAD SHINS.
Yukimura: m’lord!!!
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arcadejohn127-9 · 4 years ago
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Can we get the brothers and undatables being at one of Diavolos parties and a nobles starts telling MC that The brothers and undatables don’t really care about them. They start telling them that they are just Diavolos pawn and Lilliths replacement. BTW I love your writing it’s honestly some of my favorite pieces in the fandom.
Some of-of your f-favourite pieces in the fandom??!! Um Chile anyways- OMG!! Y'all are too sweet to me!!! Thank you so much!
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I'm not going to lie, I got shocked when I saw another requested this as I just finished writing section for this ask but my brain is dumb and really focused on one sentence and read it utterly wrong
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Part 2 - ending
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"ah, so you're the human I've been hearing so much about."
You turned around to see a Noble, you bowed at him with a smile.
"oh- hello, who are you? If the human you've been hearing about is (Y/N) then Yep! That's me!"
"splendid! I'm so glad I finally get to meet you, I've heard so much from Diavolo and news sources, you wouldn't mind humouring me for a dance and talk?"
"it'll be my honour." You took his arm, letting him guide you to the dance floor.
You could feel the brothers eyes on you, watching closely to how you rested your hands on the demons shoulder. All of them slowly stalking as you two danced.
"what is it like being a human in the Devildom?"
"scary...at first but now I feel like it's my home! I really can't imagine being anywhere else."
"free housings, connections to the most powerful beings in this realm and outside, pacts with the the 7 brothers and having them do anything you desire."
"I mean- I guess? It's nothing like that or that I'm using them, it's a long story - I love them all very much."
"you may not be using them but they're definitely using you, we're demons after all and there is nothing more precious to us than a soul likes yours."
You were suddenly pulled through the crowd, his dancing becoming quicker and sharp as if sensing the brothers watching him.
"don't you realize you're just the princes pawn? A small piece of a puzzle of his 'plans' - do you really think a demon of his importance would really care about bringing peace?! It's all but a ruse and you're just helping him fulfil it."
"that's not true! Diavolo is a kind and thoughtful man, he wants peace and I will be a stepping stone for that to happen - after all I am a link to all three realms."
"human with demon pacts and ancestral connections to both the brothers and angels - how is it being the ancestor to Lilith? I heard she was a real doll but such a shame she risked it all for some moral, have they ever compared you two?"
"how do you know about my ancestor? They've- never properly made a comparison and I'm sure they mean it in an affectionate way-!"
"don't you ever feel like a replacement? I heard since the discovery they've treated you even better, that can't be a coincidence."
Your blood went cold as your heart collapsed into your stomach. Your eyes glancing to the brothers In the distance. You knew he wasn't right but apart of you was scared. After all, he knew so much that you didn't think anyone outside of your social circle would know. How did he know all this?
"we went through something really traumatic together, it was bound to make us closer-"
"just admit it, you know you're being use but you just won't accept it because you're scared of facing and truth and being left - is there something unpleasant waiting for you in the human world? Is that why you're so willing to be preyed upon?"
"it's not like that..."
He suddenly dipped you, you clutched to his shoulder as tears glazed your eyes.
"isn't it? Can you confidently say it isn't?"
"yes.." your voice came out shaky and distant, you wanted to be confident but you couldn't.
"they don't care about you, all they want is to use you, make it easier on yourself and leave, run as fast as you can and never come back to the devildom."
Lucifer:
He was the first to reach you after your dance with the Noble
He twirled you so you would face him
"what did he say to you? You're crying."
"it's nothing..."
He opened his mouth to press on but he saw you grit your teeth
Glaring at the dance floor as you two stepped to the music
"If he threatened you then I'll handle him, it's no issue for me to do so."
You just shook your head
"stop being so overprotective, I know you don't actually like having to look after me, just stop forcing yourself."
"That's not true, I look after you because I care about you, it's become more than a duty."
You just clicked your tongue, pushing yourself away from him, disappearing into the crowd
Mammon:
Mammon held your hand, hugging you from behind as you two swayed
"You don't look too happy, are you overwhelmed?"
"I am now that you're here."
Which wasn't a lie, you felt so conflicted and betrayed, having him around just made you want to cry
He frowned, spinning you around
"oi, what's that all about? If I did something you gotta be honest with me,I swear I didn't steal nothing."
"I'd prefer it if you did, then being mad at you wouldn't feel so horrible."
He raised a brow
He was completely confused on why you were acting like this
"Was it that noble guy? Did he say something to you? I swear when I find him-"
You shook your head, moving away from him
"You're not going to do anything, you're a coward - just stop pestering me."
You felt awful but you didn't do anything to fix it, just running away from the shocked demon
Levithan:
"You here to take a break? Join you, I will."
He pointed to the empty spot smiling at himself for his Yoda voice
You wanted to feel bad but right now you were extremely upset
"Yeah, I do, I don't want to be around anyone right now."
"I get that but Lucifer said someone's has to be with you but I don't blame you for not wanting me to do it-"
You snarled
"can you not make this about you?! I just don't wanna deal with anymore demons!"
You shuffled closer into yourself, eyes subconsciously finding the noble you talked to
Levi followed your gaze, his Insecure angst turning into annoyance
"That noble did something....it's okay to speak up, we can go to prince-"
"go away! I don't want to keep hearing you pretend to care about me!"
He was stunned
You suddenly stood up and trudged away from Levi, seeking out the bathroom
Satan:
You ducked away from the crowd of demons
Sticking close to the wall as you clutched your arms
The nobles clawing at your mind as you stared to the side
"Did you enjoy the dancing? You look tired, I know a good hiding spot."
"Where is it?"
"I'll take you there-"
He went to grab your shoulder but you just shrugged him away
Not daring to look at him
"just tell me where it is, I'll get there on my own just fine."
Satan turned his head, trying to get a better look at your expression
But you just stepped away from him
"if you're not going to tell me I'm going to go find it myself-"
He grabbed your wrist, cutting you off
"Was it that noble? What did he say to you?"
His anger flared as he glared at the noble
You Yanked your wrist away, frowning
"wouldn't you like to know?! Just let me- just let me breathe-!"
He paused, inhaling a deep breath
You took that moment to run off, wanting to escape the situation
Asmodeus:
"oh (Y/N)~!! I'm so glad you're finally free, when I saw that guy dancing with you I got so jealous, I thought you were going to give me all your dances?"
He playfully pouted whilst holding your hands
When he saw you weren't smiling his chipper mood immediately dropped
You moved away from him, Unable to pull your thoughts together
"what's wrong..? Did he say something?"
You shook your head
Should you tell him? But what if they treat you different?
What if it really is all a fake?
"I just need to get some air."
"oh! I'll come with you!"
He springed up, grabbing your hand once again
You threw yourself back in panick
"NO-! I mean- no thank you."
You quickly dashed to the nearest balcony ignoring the murmurs in the ballroom
Beezlebub:
You bumped into one of the many buffet tables
Avoiding an active ballroom wasn't easy
"you're not dancing anymore? Want to sit with me?"
You jumped, somehow surprised Beel was at a buffet table
"no....I'm good, I'm going to the dorm."
"Already? Do you need me to walk you home? It's pretty late."
You shook your head
You wanted to chew him out for being so kind of you
Your overwhelming emotions rising as you tried to stay dismissive
"Just tell the Brothers I'm leaving, I think I'm going to head back home."
Beel raised a brow
You looked away from his confused expression
"my real home, I need to leave the Devildom."
"you're upset from your dance with the noble, we can talk about instead of you leaving-"
"I need a break."
You repeated, your voice becoming irritated and cold
You held back your frustration and left the party
Belphegor:
"Are you leaving?"
You yelped, knocking your hand on the main door
You just wanted to slip out of the party but it seems you'd have to confront one of the brothers
Belphegor yawned, rubbing his eye
He was sleeping in the coat closet until you woke him up by your footsteps
"yes- I'm tired of this party."
"I'm tired aswell, let's go together, I'm ready to sleep."
He shuffled out of the closet but you put your hands out Infront of you
"go sleep in the palace, I don't want to be around you or-or any of you-!"
"Was it that noble? I felt jealous when I saw you two dancing together but now it seems I shouldn't of, he said something to you, didn't he? What did he say?"
You didn't even realize he saw you or was awake when that happened
You backed up until you bumped into the door
Belphegor cornered you
Wanting his questions answered but you just shoved him back
"leave me alone-! I know you're just see me as an replacement!"
You slammed the door after you and sprinted back to the dorms
UNDATEABLES↓
Diavolo:
"I see you're expanding your circle, I'm glad- why do you look so upset?"
"it's nothing, my Lord-"
You both stopped
You haven't referred to him like that since the beginning of the exchange program
He leaned down to get a better look at you, eyes darting over the conflicted and slightly Horrified expression
Both of your gazes landed on the noble
"What did he say to you? If he made you uncomfortable or threatened you, I'll deal with this-"
He tried to give you a comforting pat on the shoulder but you pushed your body away
"Quit it! Stop trying to act like you care."
You were sure if people saw your interaction they'd be glaring at you
Thinking of your audacity
But Diavolo was worried about you
He knew that Nobel has hurt you
"I do care for you, we all do - please tell me what happened."
You covered your ears, tears pricking your eyes
You shook your head and ran away
Needing space to figure out your thoughts and your emotions
Barbatos:
You trudged past Everyone, growing irritated with yourself
Were you really going to believe that guy? But it seemed to make sense
If it wasn't right then why did you feel this way?
"here, you look as if you need it."
He hands you a handkerchief
You took it slowly, looking at him with distrust
You frowned as he just smiled at you patiently
"why do you even care? Is it because of the prince?"
"I'm simply helping because I desire to, it seems Someone is causing an issue with you."
"Don't you know everything? You should know exactly what's wrong....you don't have to keep acting all vague in hopes it'll throw me off, I know you all are-"
He tilted his head, eyes squinting with an almost annoyed expression
"nevermind....Just leave me alone."
"I will but it is best to remind you that the Noble you're trusting Is not the type of man you want to be around, he is using you not the other way round."
Your froze
Unsure how to respond, you clutched the handkerchief as you gritted your teeth
You quickly ran off not wanting to confront your emotions
Solomon:
Isn't this Fun? I've even made a few pacts whilst here-"
"why are we even here? Do you ever feel like we're not actually wanted? Just being used?"
Your eyes flickered between Diavolo and the noble
Rubbing your arm as you tried to soothe yourself
Solomon followed your eyes
Clicking his tongue
"I see, that nobles gotten to your head, don't fear my apprentice, I'll fix this."
He rolled up his sleeves but you just grabbed his arm
You felt stupid for thinking you two could be on the same thought process
Was it really just the Nobel Getting to you???
But what you're feeling feels so real and so genuine - this feeling of just being a pawn or a replacement to them
"No...it's silly to think we'd be on the same page, they have much more history with you meanwhile all I have is being their sister's ancestor."
You walked off leaving the wizard to mewl over your words
You didn't stay to find out what would happen now that Solomon knew the gist of what the Nobel said to you
Simeon:
As you charged away from the party you suddenly bumped into Someone
Simeon grabbed your arms as he steadied you
But that's when he noticed your teary eyes
"Oh, what's wrong? You look upset."
"I want to leave this party."
You frowned, holding his arms whilst he held you
You glanced at the demons on the dance floor
"Are you sure? The brothers will be upset with your sudden disappearance-"
You huffed
Pushing yourself away from Simeon as. got ready to just leave by yourself
"if you don't take me back then I'll just go myself."
He was caught off by your sudden change in mood
Realizing something really harsh must of happened he grabbed your hands and wiped under your eye
"Wipe your tears, I'm sure Luke will be thrilled to see you in purgatory hall."
And just like that he walked you out of ball
A few shouts from the brothers rang in your eyes but you just sped up your pace
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astaroth1357 · 4 years ago
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Demigod MC Series: Poseidon
Fishy fishy fishy… I honestly could write 100 more things for Poseidon MC and Levi. I just love the dynamic between an insecure, otaku shut-in and a chill California surfer dead set on becoming his friend.
Demigod MC Series: Intro, Aphrodite, Hermes, Hades, Dionysus, Demeter, Athena, Hades Pt. 2, Poseidon 
For anyone unaware, Poseidon is also the god of horses. I know it's a weird combo, but I didn't write the mythos.
Lucifer
…..
They came out of the portal….
On a horse….
They brought the mortal down to the Devildom…
On a goddamn horse….
There's a demigod on a live horse brandishing a weapon and doing laps around the Student Council Room…
Congratulations, he already wants to pull his hair out!!
Honestly, it would have been preferable to pluck them out of the sea. At least then they'd just need a towel! What the hell were they going to do with an entire horse!?
And his nightmare didn't stop there. Poseidon is a notoriously mercurial god, prone to bouts of anger and spitefulness for reasons far less grievous than kidnapping his children… 
Their apology was swift and (seemingly) effective, though the tide waters around the Devildom did rise by several feet for some time…
As for the MC… uh… Well, they're an energetic one to say the least…
Lucifer hasn't met a more active individual since Mammon. They horseback ride, swim, surf, skateboard, and probably do ten other things - the point is, they Hardly. Keep. Still! 
They're also annoyingly easygoing… He can't count the number of times they've told him to, "Just chill out," or, "Hang loose…" What does that even mean??
Between having to order a stable made for their horse and just trying to keep up with them, Lucifer already thinks this mortal has caused him more trouble than they're worth… At least they keep Mammon busy...
Mammon
Upon first meeting them atop their horse, Sunset, his first thought was of course:
"I wonder if I sell that...?"
After that, they nearly fed him to sharks for trying to take their beloved steed on same night. Safe to say, he never touched a hair on its head again…
These two had a rocky start, but their relationship mended fairly quickly. As it turns out, the MC is literally one of those "go with the flow" types. You can say it was water under the bridge soon enough.
Mammon actually thinks the MC is a hell of a lot of fun, even if they're super laid-back. Most of the time, they won’t take his drive for money (or fear of his bills) all that seriously and tell him that he’s worrying too much, but they’ll still lend a hand if its on their way.
He finds their ability to control water pretty cool as well. Levi has it to some extent, but the MC can make a whole-ass whirlpool or use water like a whip! 
He once begged them to call up some rare fish for him to sell, but they got all pseudo-philosophical on him about how “trading life for material wealth” is “not cool, dude...”
He also made the mistake of challenging them to a splash fight only once…. They managed to drench the whole family with a single wave….
The only thing that bothers him is their weird insistence on being Levi's "Best Buddy…" Why would someone like them even bother with a shut in??
Is it the water? … Probably water. Levi, that lucky bastard…
Leviathan 
Thinks they're a big normie, no scratch that, a HUGE normie! The biggest normie he's ever met!! They skateboard and horseback ride for Devil's sake!!
...But they’re also, undoubtedly, the best friend he could've ever asked for.
To be fair to Levi, their friendship was sort of forced upon him. The MC took one look at him, his aquatic-themed room, and his pet goldfish then declared their new friendship status at that moment. 
Unfortunately for him, though, they're energetic, extroverted, and generally have little understanding of personal space… aka, an introvert's worst nightmare…
The next month could accurately be described as the MC doing everything in their power to make their stubborn "senpai" like them.
They would drag him out to the aquarium, beach, or pool; they befriended Henry so he could put in a good word for them; and they'd even bring him little gifts or trinkets they'd find on the ocean floor. Pretty shells and stuff like a cat bringing its master a dead mouse.
After he finally began to accept them as a persistent fixture in his life, he introduced them to gaming and anime and started accepting them little by little...
By the end of their stay, these two were practically inseparable. Not just because they like spending time together, but because they figured out they could have a telepathic link due to Levi being part sea serpent. 
No matter how far they are, they can always have a chat! (That no one else can hear so people think they’re just crazy...)
Satan
Satan honestly isn't the MC's biggest fan, he generally finds them too loud and gregarious for his liking. But their horse…?
He never really thought that he'd be a horse man... Yet it didn’t really take long for Satan to adore Sunset, their beautiful golden-maned mare. Apparently she's not their only horse, but by far their favorite traveling companion.
Sunset is a wonderful horse - brave, strong, and well-trained. It only took a few weeks before he was regularly sneaking out to the stables to brush her fur or feed her apples...
After the MC taught him how to ride, that was it. All other forms of transportation were inferior to him now.
Satan would ride Sunset everywhere and he looked damn good doing it! It takes all that fairytale Prince Charming thing he has going on and puts it through the roof.
It's a good thing too, because when I say everywhere, I do mean everywhere. Lucifer had to put seals on the House doors to keep Satan from riding Sunset through the hallways...
Of course, he’ll always let the MC have Sunset back when they need her!... with a little complaining but nothing terrible.
The MC doesn't mind much because Sunset likes him and they know he takes good care of her, but the rest of the House is slightly unnerved at how quickly he went horse crazy… What if they brought a giant crab instead?? No one wants to deal with crab-Satan...
Asmodeus 
Their body is just scrumptious. Oh, how he could look at their swimsuit-clad figure all day!! 😩
Between the swimming and the fighting, their form is toned to all hell and he can't get enough of it! Yes baby, yes!! Take those clothes off again!!! He'll help~! 😘
When he's not staring at them “totally respectfully,” then he's inviting them out to pool parties or begging them to take him riding...
There are parts of horseback riding he doesn’t like, the smell and the jostling specifically, but there is a kind of… romance to it, no?
He loves having the chance to snuggle up to the MC as they trot around the Devildom! It's so romantic, like they’re his knight in shining armor! (Or his demigod in a damp swimsuit, either works. 😏)
His Devilgram is just full of selfies of him and MC riding on the back of Sunset or sitting by the edge of the pool or them in the middle of a swim meet…
Yeah his Devilgram is now a one part him and one part MC-Appreciation account.
After the pact he'll eventually cool down some and stop staring at them like a sex-object, but even then he'll be at every swim meet. Don't you worry~
Beelzebub 
He actually really likes them! It's great to finally have another athlete in the House. 😊
The MC joined the RAD swim team just as soon the coach was able to convince Diavolo that having the child of a water god wasn't completely cheating... 
Since swim and fangol practice ends at about the same time, they walk home together a lot and complain about... sports things... (Forgive me, I don’t know sports. Uhm... Rival teams? Coaches? That one drill everyone hates? Stuff like that.)
Beel also can surf, skate, and snowboard so the two have a healthy competition going. They're about on equal footing so they tie often (except in surfing but Beel doesn't think that should count cause they’re probably cheating).
The only thing that he has to watch out for is Sunset… As in, he has to watch himself around Sunset because he absolutely could eat her on accident… 
Look, he doesn't want to and he doesn't even like horse meat that much, but even he has to admit there are times he gets hungry enough to consider it…
Of course, he knows that if he ever did Satan would rip him limb from limb then the MC would drown the rest so he really, really tries to control himself… but still… She’s a very healthy horse...
At least he didn’t try to sell her like Mammon. The MC hung him over a shark tank for that stunt… He’d feel bad, but Mammon kind of had it coming.
Belphegor 
The first time they met, the MC smelled like beach water and called him "dude-bro…" He didn't like his prospects.
For a while, he genuinely thought that they had a lump of sand where their brain was. They were just too chill!! Here he was saying that he's being held captive and they were like, "Well that sucks, man… I'll help ya, but I've got practice tomorrow. You can wait, right?"
It's not like he expected them to jump on top of it, but some urgency would have been nice…
When they eventually got around to helping him, he was actually looking forward to choking the life out of them for the extra wait. Unfortunately, they apparently had a horse…
Yeah, Belphie found out just a bit too late that the MC could summon their steed to them whenever they wanted and ended up with Sunset's hooves firmly bucking into his back for his trouble…
What followed was Belphegor running circles around the attic from the weapon-totting MC riding their terrifying murder horse until Lucifer finally intervened....
Thank the gods he wasn’t near any water….
As it would turn out later, as long as he's not being held captive in an attic Belphie kind of vibes with their laid-backness… They say they approach life "one wave at a time" or something.
He could care less about what that actually means, but what it translates to is "Stop stressing out and just keep chill" which he's all about.
Everybody should just chill out!... dude…. Nah, he'll let them stick to the “dude”-thing, it feels weird...
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redacted-headcannons · 3 years ago
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Hi! I saw your requests open and I wanted to ask you for headcanons of the brothers with an F!MC who is a huge fan of a male singer and like she devotes to him as much as Levi to TSL.
If you can do this,thank you. Have a good day♥
DEMON BROTHERS’ REACTIONS TO YOUR OBSESSION WITH A HUMAN MALE SINGER
Thank you so much for your request! I actually really, really like this idea!
Lucifer
the most likely to not really care on the surface
mature enough to understand that you like what you like 
also knows that this is fairly normal for human women 
don’t underestimate the jealous notes though 
his pride will step in the way and he’ll grandstand 
your singer does charity? yeah, well, lucifer looks after each of his underlings individually 
this guy really into singing ballads? lucifer knows so many more sad songs 
dyes his hair every comeback? so what, black hair is classic 
at the end of the day, a soft kiss to his forehead and reassurance will take down his blood pressure anxieties 
“I don’t mean to be jealous, MC, but you do get carried away for this man” 
but, as he does with Levi, he leaves you to enjoy your hobby
Mammon 
"No way, MC, I’m also totally a fan of this guy, too!”
2 people but 0 braincells 
he’s a liar though
literally has never even seen this guy before
But Mammon is jealous and you are his 
Therefore, it is only true if Mammon accompanies you to all his concerts, meet n greets, and merch stock ups 
Its when Mammon refuses to let you get a shirt with the singer’s face on it do you finally understand
rightfully so, you’re mad 
Until Mammon comes around with a sincere apology 
to make it up to you, he  secretly spends at least a month getting to know the singer in person in the human realm in a genuine way
and sets up a personal concert just for you 
continues to be a really good boyfriend to you and a fun friend to singer
Leviathan
completely understands 
The only thing is
Levi’s envy is the worst of them all 
But this dude is a singer, is handsome, is confident
Levi might end being very bitter and self-sabotaging bc of this 
“No, i understand, MC, h-he’s very good looking” 
“You’re staying here with me tonight, MC!” he demands a bit 
“You can’t go to him! He’s such a normie!” 
holds your hand and cries cause he’s terribly insecure
but doesn’t want to stop you bc he knows what its like 
you have to force him to open up 
and the conversation goes a lot better than either of you anticipate with apologies, tears, and kisses all over the face
afterwards, Levi is probably the most likely to purchase you tickets
Satan
cant and doesnt want to understand 
“He’s just a human, MC, I’ve heard angels sing before” Satan says as he rolls his eyes
“That’s so much money for a concert, MC, you’re as bad as Mammon and Levi!” 
it takes some coaxing, but you get Satan to listen to the best album this guy has 
and Satan will overanalyze the crap outta this album 
but the result is a bit eye-opening 
on a sad song, Satan admits that he’s jealous and that at first he didn’t know what to do with this anger 
He’ll realize he’s being an ass 
Most likely to listen to you all day and night being genuinely enthused 
bc after all, this human singer just has your ear but Satan knows he has your heart
Asmodeus 
the pettiest of the bunch 
if you’re into sex, this man will attempt to make love while you play his music 
just to make you forget about the singer
if you’re not, he’ll talk over the music 
maybe even pull out your earbuds so he can tell you about the latest devilgram story he saw 
after some intervention talk, Asmodeus will admit that this man is handsome and talented
“But not as gorgeous as me” he trails off, looking directly in your eyes
“Or you, for that matter,” he says as he presses his lips on yours 
Genuine apologies and sore loser syndrome but Asmodeus backs off 
Because nothing makes him happier than seeing you enjoy everything life has to offer
to him, that’s the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen 
Beelzebub
doesn’t really care at first when you start playing his music all the time 
might even hum the songs you play most frequently when he’s working out
things start to get a bit icy when you miss out on his fangol game for a concert
Beel’s stomach aches like crazy and for the several hours you’re gone, nothing in the kitchen satisfies him 
its a deep rolling fire in the pit of his belly 
but Beel doesn’t like it at all 
when you get home, he’ll tackle you and all your collected merch 
“Next time, take me with you, MC” he pleads 
He’ll lay you down in his bed and tell you how lonely it was at his game because he couldn’t see you in the stands 
he just hates how it makes him feel icky and jealous
of all the brothers, Beel handles your obsession the best 
emotionally intelligent Beel time
Belphegor
of all the brothers, he genuinely cares the least
why should he be concerned when humans are temporary and Belphie is a demon? 
its when you start bringing the body pillows, the pajama shirts, and listen to his music at night does a sort of sadistic streak burst through 
Belphie will actually encourage you to play it more and louder
bc well he thinks you’ll grow tired of the other human really fast 
he’s surprised when it doesn’t work 
also realizes this was a pretty shitty thing of him to want 
because its something you like 
so he’ll pull you in for a nap but respectfully request that you don’t play his music 
nuzzles into your neck and whispers
“I’m not entirely comfortable with how consumed you are with him but it makes you happy, right?” 
a really good conversation about boundaries and feelings 
a very, very, very long nap after 
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obeyme-kaidii-writes · 4 years ago
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Mammoneru
Mammon x Neru (OC)
Words - 2442
Content warnings - some angst, insecurity, lots of fluff and cuddles, she/her
Prompt/inspiration - request by @otromeru
Summary - After bringing Neru along with him to one of his modeling gigs, Mammon notices that she’s been acting strangely and heads to her room to figure out what’s up.
AO3
Mammon was in a good mood. A really really good mood.
Today he had a modeling gig lined up, which wasn’t all that special in and of itself, but he had finally worked up the nerve to invite Neru along with him. And when she agreed, he was over the moon. He absolutely could not wait to show off for her, so she could see just how cool and awesome he was when he was in his element. There was a reason he was The Great Mammon, after all.
As they walked hand in hand down the road leading to Majolish, Mammon had started unconsciously humming to himself as he gently swung their hands between them. Neru couldn’t help but giggle, shooting Mammon the occasional sideways glances, careful not to let him catch her looking lest he stop being so adorable.
Once they arrived, Mammon only had time to give Neru a quick peck on the cheek before he was whisked away to hair and makeup. A member of staff ushered her over to a table with some snacks and refreshments and told her to make herself at home as they explained the rules and where she wasn’t allowed to go before they left to get back to work. Now on her own, she couldn’t help but feel a little awkward. Everyone else just seemed so busy, taking care of their jobs and various other tasks.
But finally she heard Mammon’s laughter ring out as he returned to set. He looked right at her, locking eyes from the opposite side of the room, and flashing her a brilliant smile. She was quick to return his smile, blushing. He looked so good right then - hair styled in a messy “bed head” sort of way, white button down shirt open and revealing his chest, tight jeans hugging his ass and sitting low on his hips. Soon she found a comfortable place to watch as he set to work.
After a few different set and outfit changes, Mammon was finally allowed a break, and he made a beeline for Neru.
“Good job!” she grinned.
“That’s nothin’ for the Great Mammon,” he said with a broad smile, a light blush dusting his cheeks.
Neru laughed again as Mammon wrapped his arms around her shoulders, pulling her into a quick hug.
“Ya havin’ fun right?”
“Yeah, I’m having a lot of fun. You look great out there,” she paused a moment before continuing, “Umm, do you think I could come again? If it’s not too much trouble, I mean.”
Mammon looked down at Neru, who was now staring up at him with the biggest puppy dog eyes. His face immediately heated up, and he hugged her tighter to stop her from looking at him, which of course only made her giggle again.
“Yeah, I guess ya can,” he said, giving her another squeeze. The idea of having her accompany him to his future shoots made him giddy with excitement, not that he was about to let it show; he just knew he’d be able to do an even better job with her by his side.
They continued to chat for a bit longer before Neru had to excuse herself to use the bathroom. While a staff member showed her the way, Mammon went to mingle with some of the other models who were there for their own gigs.
“Hey Mammon!” one of the demons called out, as they waved him over.
“What’s up?”
“So we were just talking about that human you brought with you.”
“Yeah what is she? Like your pet or something?”
“That can’t be the exchange student right?”
“Uh, well, yeah she’s the exchange student, but…” he started to answer, before another demon interjected.
“She’s a bit plain isn’t she? For a human.”
“Yeah, and kinda short too. Are humans usually that short?”
“He-!”
“MAMMON! Breaks over!” Mammon whipped around to see his manager staring at him, pointing towards the dressing room, “The rest of you, get back to work.”
There was some grumbling from the group of demons, before they all quickly dispersed with a few “See you later, Mammon”-s, leaving him behind. Mammon wanted to go after them and give them a piece of his mind. How dare they talk about his human that way?? What gave them the right? They didn’t even know her!
But before he could take a step in their direction, his manager shouted at him again, interrupting his train of thought. With a huff, he headed towards the dressing rooms instead. He’d just have to find those assholes later and teach ‘em to mind their manners.
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In the weeks that followed, Mammon couldn’t help but notice that something was a little...off...with Neru. Previously, she had been a bundle of energy - always smiling and laughing and teasing him. But recently? She just seemed more...subdued?
There were plenty of times he’d catch her with a blank look on her face as she stared at her reflection in various surfaces. And other times when he’d be talking to her, and she would seem to zone out, lost in her own thoughts. It also felt like she had to be avoiding him at RAD, and whenever he did manage to catch her, she would fidget nervously, glancing around the whole time they were together.
At first, he had tried to brush it off as weird human business. Maybe she was just stressed from an exam or something? But as time went on, it became clear that there was definitely a problem, and as her first man and Guardian, it was his job to pry it out of her, wasn’t it?
One evening after dinner, when Mammon was sure most of his brothers had to be asleep, he snuck over to Neru’s room, knocking lightly on the door.
“Oi! Neru! Open up!”
Pressing his ear to the door, Mammon could hear sounds of movement from the inside. A startled squeak, followed by some sniffling, and the shuffling of feet as Neru hurried to the door.
“What’s up, Mammon?” she greeted him with a smile, holding the door open just enough so they could talk.
“I wanna talk to ya, so let me in.”
“Oh, umm, I was just about to go to bed so….” Neru looked away. Normally she thought she was pretty good at keeping a straight face, not wanting to worry those around her and burden them with her troubles, but tonight she was just not in a good place mentally and knew she wouldn’t be able to keep up her facade.
“It’ll only take a minute, c’mon.”
“Sorry, Mammon. I’m just really tired. Goodnight,” she gave him her best, brightest smile before shutting the door.
Only, Mammon was much quicker than she had anticipated and he wasted no time sticking his foot over the threshold, preventing the door from closing.
“Why are ya actin’ so weird?”
“What? I’m not! Honestly! I’m just tired. It’s nothing.”
“Oh, um. Ok,” Mammon said, removing his foot from the doorway as he scanned Neru’s face for any sign that she would change her mind, “If ya don’t want to talk about it…”
He could tell she was lying, he wasn’t sure how he knew, but he did. And if she wasn’t comfortable opening up to him, there wasn’t really much he could do about it, was there? He just wanted to help her feel better, or fix whatever it was that was bothering her. And judging from the expression on her face right now, pressing her further would probably only hurt her more, which was the last thing he wanted to do.
The look on Mammon’s face when he pulled his foot back made Neru’s heart shatter. This wasn’t what she wanted at all. It was in fact the exact opposite of what she wanted. Torn between wanting to avoid the unpleasant feelings she had been trying to hide and her desire to not hurt Mammon, Neru panicked, instinctively reaching out to grab the hem of his jacket when he turned to leave.
“I...I…I…” she stuttered, desperate to try to explain things to him, but all the words caught in her throat. Her eyes started to fill with tears as she stared at his feet. She did not want to cry right then. She really really didn’t want to cry. But no matter how much she tried to will the tears away, they started to fall.
“Neru?” it didn’t take Mammon long to realize she was crying, and he immediately began to panic. Shit shit shit shit! He couldn’t tell if she was crying because of something he had done just now, or if this was why she had been acting all weird, and his mind was racing as he tried to puzzle things out.
Not knowing what else to do, he wrapped his arms around her, gently guiding her back into her room so he could close the door before anyone else saw her. When he tried to let go, she only clung to him tighter as she sobbed into his chest.
“I got ya, I got ya,” he whispered to her, wrapping his arms even more tightly around her in response, holding her close. He began to rub her back, just like she would do for him when he’d have a nightmare or a really crappy day, gently shushing her and reassuring her that he wasn’t going anywhere.
Neru tried to focus on the sound of Mammon’s voice as he spoke to her, trying in vain to calm herself down and regain control over her own emotions. But she had just been so stressed and exhausted, that her body refused to stop now that it had started. She was so embarrassed to be seen acting like such a child.
It wasn’t that she had a problem crying in front of Mammon, or talking to him for that matter, but the problems she was dealing with right now? They didn’t seem like the sort of things she deserved to be so upset about. At least not this upset. Mentioning it would only make Mammon feel bad, and she didn’t want to do that. It wasn’t like it was his fault, or something he could change.
“I’m sorry,” she finally mumbled, sniffling, as she continued to hide her face in Mammon’s shirt, refusing to look at him.
“It’s ok. But ya gotta tell me what’s goin’ on now. I ain’t leavin’ until you do,” he tightened his grip around her shoulders again, making sure she understood just how serious he was about this. It didn’t matter anymore if she didn’t want to talk about it, he couldn’t just walk away and leave her alone after what he had just witnessed.
With a sigh, she nodded against him. While Mammon usually made a point to avoid conflicts, he was extraordinarily persistent when he wanted to be and she knew he wasn’t about to let her talk her way out of this now. And if she was being honest, she was a tiny bit grateful for that right now.
Satisfied with her acknowledgment, Mammon led Neru to her bed, laying down on his side, and pulling her in beside him. He tried not to think about what exactly it was he was doing, he had more important things to worry about after all, like Neru’s well-being. Still, she noticed as she climbed in beside him under the blankets just how hard he was blushing, and a small giggle escaped her lips before she snuggled up next to him.
“So,” Mammon kissed the top of Neru’s head,” what’s up?”
“I heard you talking.”
“Talkin’? When?”
“The day we were at the shoot together.”
Mammon thought back to that day, nearly 3 weeks ago now, when she had gone with him for the first time. He had felt that had been a really good day. He certainly enjoyed himself, and she seemed to as well. But now that he thought about it, she had seemed a little off by the time they had got back home. At the time, he had just assumed that it was because she was tired since it had been such a long day.
And that’s when it clicked for him.
“Wait, you mean when ya went to the bathroom?”
“...yeah,” she replied, nodding meekly, gripping Mammon’s shirt just a little bit tighter.
“Those guys were just assholes. Don’t listen to ‘em. They don’t know what they’re talkin’ about.”
“It’s not like they were wrong though.”
“Bullshit. Of course they’re wrong. They don’t know anythin’ about ya.”
“...but you didn’t disagree. And I know I’m plain. And short. And…”
“Hey, stop it, seriously,” Mammon said, pulling back from Neru in an attempt to force her to look at him, “Don’t talk about yaself like that. I wanted ta beat the shit out of those guys ok? But my boss showed up and they left before I could say anythin’, alright? I don’t think that about you at all. And I don’t wanna hear ya sayin’ those things either.”
Neru was quiet for a moment, turning Mammon’s words over in her head and letting them sink into her heart. She wanted to believe him. She really did. But she knew herself too. And she knew how she looked, how even among humans she was a rather average girl. And compared to the demons with which she now resided, especially with Mammon? She knew he was way out of her league.
But she also knew that Mammon was a horrible liar. And there was no mistaking the sincerity in his voice just now. Regardless of anything else, he truly believed what he was saying.
“...do you mean that?” she mumbled.
“Yeah, I do. Will ya look at me?” Neru hesitantly raised her eyes to meet Mammon’s gaze and he continued, “I think you’re amazing. Like, really, really amazing,” he could feel his face heating up, but he kept going, “You’re beautiful. And funny. And kind. And I don’t know what I would do without ya.”
Tears started to well up in Neru’s eyes again, but for an entirely different reason than before. She could tell just how embarrassed he was right now, and it warmed her heart to see him still trying so hard to compliment and comfort her. As her tears started to fall, she buried her face into the crook of his neck. Mammon wrapped his arms around her once more, pressing another kiss to her head.
“I love you,” he whispered as Neru nuzzled against him, and breathed in his scent.
“I love you too, Mammon.”
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r--at · 4 years ago
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Can you do 18 with Gen z humor 🛀🔥
18: MC with gen z humor
Warnings: Cussing, some dark humor
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Lucifer
He would be so annoyed at first.
Would be shook if you talked back to him.
Lucifer: MC...Mammon I swear if you two don't stop I'll-
MC: Bitch I hope the fuck you do, you'd be a damn ass son of a bitch if you tried
Lucifer: . . .
Mammon: . . . Yeah- what they said.
He is just in pure shock because of the amount of audacity one person can hold.
He is going to be so concerned about how many depressing jokes they make.
Super confused and definitely wonders if this is normal fo humans to find this kind of stuff funny.
Some comebacks he may find humorous, he just won't let you feel the power of seeing him amused.
Sometimes he has to power walk back to his room to hold back from laughing.
Mammon
He is also confused and freaked out with all the things they find funny.
He is terrified of them at first with all the things they laugh at, and he's like: did they just laugh when that child fell?
Though the thing that brings him closer to you is probably going to be the fact that not only are you brave enough to talk back to anybody, your talking back is also hilarious.
He'd turn into even more of a headache if your humor rubbed off on him.
Random demon: That's why you're broke, maybe if you learned how to save your mone-
Mammon:
MC: That's why yo mama dead, dead as hell, what money does she have huh? What money does she have in her casket? That's why yo granny ain't got no knees, she can't pray to jesus bitch.
Mammon bullying is not tolerated over here.
Oh you thought he was clingy? Well now you have the sin of greed clinging to your legs whenever he gets into trouble.
Leviathan
Yes yes yes
Someone that shares at least, close enough, his own humor.
Meme spamming, just randomly throughout the day you'll just spam eachother with memes.
Joke about each others mental illnesses together, perfect bonding time.
I can see you two yelling that yeet skrt song.
Levi:Yeet
MC:Yeet skrt
Levi:Yeet Yeet
MC:Skrt
Levi:Skrt skrt
MC:Roll up
Levi:Yeet
MC:Drop that
Levi:Yeet
MC:Skrt that
Levi:Pop that
MC:Aye Aye
Levi:Aye Aye
MC: You never loved me mom, but I needed you ~woah~
Satan
Definitely thinks you are a headache at first.
Would start to like you after seeing you talk back to Lucifer.
Would definitely invite you to prank Lucifer.
Your bonding time consists of roasting Lucifer or just random demons you dont like.
Satan: *calling Lucifer*
MC:
Lucifer: Yes?
Satan: *nods to MC*
MC: This is for Lucifer, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch
Why you took me off the motherfuking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass big fat bitch
And maluma body ass bitch.
Asmodeus
This is fine. This is fine. Did you just laugh after running into that door and getting a bloody nose?
Asmo....You just....Concern him.
But he will still hang around you because, bad bitch energy.
Will hype you up if you are arguing with a random demon again.
MC: You can't kill me, I'm a bad bitch.
Lucifer:
Asmo: Yes queen!
The jokes about trauma and darker, depressing stuff however, he is just kinda awkwardly laughing to play along because he doesn't know what to do.
Beelzebub
After every single bad or depressing joke you make about yourself, you will recieve a hug. You can't refuse.
Highly concerned about why you are laughing at such weird things...didn't you nearly fall down the stairs a second ago?
Will definitely watch over you like you are a child, to make sure you dont hurt yourself.
No offing yourself jokes tolerated in this facility.
MC: Y'know if I ate 480 bananas I wouldn't have to worry about doing my homework.
Beel: ..Why's that?
MC: I'd be dead.
Beel: Don't you do it.
And that's why the House of Lamentation ran out of bananas, and why Beel will no longer let you near them.
Belphegor
Just don't exsist too loudly, he has to get his hundreds of depression naps in.
Wouldn't mind you at first, unless he heard you laughing too loud.
10/10 Would drag you into some prank involving Lucifer as the victim.
Would probably joke about murder or mental illnesses with you.
But don't worry he wouldn't actually murder you. Or well, he wouldn't again.
MC: Hey Lucifer, what's red and bad for your teeth?
Lucifer: *sigh*
Lucifer: What?
MC: A brick.
Belphie: This is a threat.
Belphie will make sure you two leave Lucifer with an even worse headache than before.
Diavolo
This is okay, this is fine, this is normal, wait- was that supposed to be funny?
So confused.
Never knew humans could find such odd things so humorous.
Bad bitch? What's that? Definitely ended up asking Lucifer or Barbatos about it.
What in the chaotic energy is this.
Diavolo: And then they laughed...
Barbatos: MC laughed after having a breakdown about her grades?
Barbatos: That's not that bad.
Diavolo: I think I heard her say she wanted to kill herself...and then laughed again...
Barbatos:. . . Oh
Barbatos
Keep a straight face. Keep a straight face.
It's just some of the things you say make him internally die of laughter, not like you could tell.
He is slightly concerned when you start banging your head against the desk, or the wall, when you recieve your test grades back.
Solomon: You are so easy to piss off
MC: And you're so easy to make insecure, wait until I tell you about your big ass of a-
Barbatos:
Barbatos: *Internally wheezing*
On the outside he doesn't have much to any reaction to anything you say, but sometimes on the inside he is trying so hard to keep himself from laughing.
Solomon
He understands your humor...but sometimes its just... its...so random.
He's kinda just like wondering if he should get you to a therapist when you go back.
Asmo: And then he told me that pink just didn't fit me. Can you believe that!?
Solomon: Well-
MC: The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
How have you not died? Just how.
With how much he see's you going off on people its just a wonder.
Simeon
This isn't funny MC-
Making fun of yourself is not okay.
Super confused on how you find literally any of this funny.
MC, you can do better, go read the bible, your humor needs it.
MC: look at this bitch. So gross. How do you live with yourself. Your life is a mess. Go see a therapist. You need some antidepressants or something!?
Simeon: Um..MC...That's your reflection.
MC: Chile anyways-
Hey, hey, hey no offing yourself jokes MC, this isn't funny, this isn't okay, no. No. No. Stop it.
Probably contemplates taking you to church at least five times a day.
Luke
Why're you laughing.
Please stop. This isn't funny MC.
Never watches horror movies with you. Ever.
MC this isn't supposed to be funny- why're you laughing after someone told you to burn in hell?
So concerned, scared, and confused.
Luke: MC- this isn't supposed to be funny?
Luke: Why are we watching this?
MC: Did you- *wheeze* Did you see the way that bitch just tripped while trying to run away?
No more horror movies, and no more unsolved murder documentaries for you MC.
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diavolosthots · 4 years ago
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How would the brothers react to their human (female) mc scared of losing them? That they’re going to cheat on her or abandon her. That she is not good enough for them. The brothers find about this out after she (for instance) started eating less, became more concerned about het body (looking good for them) or became very protective and possessive.
Oooooooofff I would like to say that
If someone gives you doubts about where you stand with them, whether that be a romantic relationship or otherwise, you might want to rethink about who you're dealing with because chances are, they don't care as much about you as you think.
Warning: mentions of eating disorder, depression
THE BROTHERS and MC afraid of losing them
Lucifer:
Hes hella offended, not gonna lie. So by being a clump of sadness and not eating your dinner youre trying to tell him that you're worried about him cheating!? Or leaving? MC, use your words dear, hes not a mind reader. He'll force you to communicate and then remind you that the only way hes going to know your worries for sure IS through communication.
Mammon:
Yeah so he's gonna have to go with Lucifer on this; COMMUNICATE! he cant fix something that he doesnt realize is wrong. Those "hints" or whatever you want to call them dont work on him. Of course, once you do decide to tell him, he's going to absolutely shoot your thoughts into the ground because theyre baseless and ridiculous. If he didn't want you, he wouldn't be with you.
Leviathan:
Losing HIM!? Hes gonna lose YOU before anything with that measly human lifespan smh. He actually might get a little loud with this because he feels like your worries are not justified. He's the last of the brothers to cheat, are you crazy!? It took him this long to even get 1 person to like him!
Satan:
Hes the guy who lets you suffer for a while. Then asks you about it and digs deeper. Are you concerned because someone left you before? Are you saying that bones are better than meat by starving yourself? Are you having underlying family trauma? He wont approach it from a boyfriend stand point; he'll become your therapist and pull that confidence back up.
Asmodeus:
Seeing you starve yourself is not a pretty sight. Hes guilty of it too though so he feels like he cant lecture you on it. Hes also pretty honest; your fears are justified, considering his past, but has he not completely devoted himself to you?
Beelzebub:
Listen the only thing hes going to leave you for is that dinner bell. The minute food is involved, hes off to the dining room. But you usually tag along? You're around him so much, it seems as if you're glued to him.
Belphegor:
Depression smells depression. Your sadness rubs off on him and he demands to know what's wrong with you. If you tell him something silly as that, hes going to frown at you, maybe scoff. Why are you so insecure? He thought your relationship is steady? Maybe you should spend the day sleeping in bed, all cuddled up, so he can make sure youre not going anywhere.
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Headcanons of what life in the Devildom would be like if my best friend and I were both exchange student at the same time:
Heads up! This is completely self-indulgent content. I made this as a gift for my best friend: @beel-is-a-snack love you bitch 😘
Lucifer:
- Lucifer would probably really hate us at first.
- It’s feels to him like everywhere we go together, something really weird will happen
- It’s things he cannot link to us, but he knows it’s because of us because these things never happened before
- At first, we probably wouldn’t listen to his orders, we didn’t leave a controlling household just to go to another one
- A single punishment (and not the kinky kind) would be all it takes for us to never disobey his orders again
- It would come at no surprise that I would immediatly have a fat crush on him and that I would talk about him all the time to you, even though you wouldn’t understand what I see in him at first
- The more you would notice how much he cares about his brothers, the more you would like him. You two would developed a mutual understanding about taking the role of the parent by default even if that wasn’t your choice
- You two could probably also relate to each other’s daddy issues sorry love you
- With time you two could be really close friends, but probably not more than that, because he’s mine
- Don’t worry we’ll find you a more suitable boyfriend
- He definitely wouldn’t try to come between our friendship and would never be jealous of it either
- He would give us plenty of time alone, but even if he didn’t, we couldn’t even try to speak French around him because I’m 100% sure he also speak French as a second or third or fourth language
- We would probably found out about it the hard way while I would either tell you how handsome he is or you telling me he’s a control freak and he would just reply to us in perfect French
- Yeah we would only make that mistake once
Mammon
- Mammon also hates us at first, he has to take care of TWO humans?? That’s asking too much of him, he can barely take care of himself
- After a while, it would probably be the other way around as we would be the ones taking care of him
- He cannot decide which one of us he loves more (probably the one who gives him the most attention and positive reinforcement)
- He quickly becomes jealous of our friendship and tries to hangout with us every chances he gets
- It can be a bit awkward when we’re trying to talk about boys, since we’re likely talking about his brothers
- We would need to have codes to refer to the brothers or we could use French when we don’t want him to understand what we’re saying, since he’s definitely too dumb to understand French
- It was 100% clear in our minds that neither of us would end up dating Mammon as we both need someone who could mentally stimulates us
- Also he would for sure steal our stuff out of our rooms and try to sell them
- After a full week of silent treatment from both of us, he wouldn’t ever try to steal our stuff again
- He would try to trick us in participating in his shaninagans, but we would probably report it to Lucifer just to see Mammon get punish (ok mostly me, but I would drag you with me to see the aftermath)
- Never suspects us of being the one who snitch him all the time to Lucifer, he probably thinks it’s Levi
Leviathan
- Oh boy. Opposite to Lucifer and Mammon, it’s us who hates him at first
- What the fuck is that hair style, why is he always screaming and talking an hundred miles an hour rambling about animes and Ruri-Chan, who’s Ruri-Chan??
- Probably calls us normies until he finds out you had a Naruto collection when you were 13 years old and that you used to love mangas
- And that I now enjoy some animes and mangas myself, so now he calls both of us weebs, which isn’t much better honestly
- We would TOLERATE gaming with him if he isn’t screaming all the fucking time
- We would immediately leave any room we’re in everytime he says “Woooooaaaahhhh”
- He needs to shut up or else we can never be friends with him
- He also gets jealous of our friendship, he wish he had a best friend with such a strong bond, yeah he has Henry 2.0 but it’s just not the same you know
- He wonders if his friendship with Ruri-Chan would be similar to ours if she was real
- He tried to become really close with Solomon to recreate our friendship, but Solomon spent his time trying to form a pact with Levi so he ended it
Satan
- I have to say that I think that Satan and I are the most similar
- We’re both intelligent, independent and observant individuals who do not tolerate dumb people, we both enjoy reading a bit too much, we’re both messy, we’re both way too honest and we’re pros at hiding our anger (especially towards stupidity)
- Ok, so I’m not saying you wouldn’t get along with Satan, I just think you wouldn’t have much in common with him and by that I mean that’s he’s a very rational being and the best form of art in his eyes is writing
- I think what would make it or break it for both of you is his and your knowledge on all forms of arts and the history being it. Satan would probably test you and if you pass in his eyes, you can be friends, otherwise he would consider you unworthy
- Yeah I know it’s rough, but you don’t need a friend who needs to test you on your knowledge about art to see if you two can be friends
- Even if you pass the test, I don’t see you two being super close as he is mostly in his room reading and you would be in your studio, doing all of your art projects
- In any case, you guys would have to get along somehow since he would probably be the one I would be closest with and you’re my best friend so obviously you two would have to hang out by default quite a lot
- When you would be in your studio, I would probably be at the library or in Satan’s room reading
- We would also all study together and use Satan as our tutor for classes were we have more difficulty (but you’re lucky, there’s no French class given at RAD so you should do fine)
Asmodeus
- If we push aside the lust part of him and focus on his other personality traits, Asmo would like us from the start
- Two best friends how fun! He would probably tell us how Solomon is his best friend before finding out later by Solomon that it isn’t true
- Asmo is a lonely demon, sure he gets plenty of physical attention, but no one cares about him past his beauty
- We would be the one to change that, we would both see further than his beauty, but also further than his narcissistic ways to find out who the real Asmo is
- He’s the insecure one who only wants to be love. We would both act as his therapist. Sometimes he would confess to us while doing our nails and makeup or sometimes he would just start sobbing on my lap or your lap, pouring his heart out and telling us his deepest fears and secrets because he finally feels safe enough to say these things to someone
- He would probably crave our attention and comfort the more and more we listen to him. We would need to set boundaries or else we would feel like we’re suffocating. We both need our space and Asmo would have to understand that fact
- We would rub on him and he would slowly stop going out so much, instead appreciating his alone time the better he feels about himself
Beelzebub
- At first I would be a bit scared of him, he’s big and he keeps making comments about how delicious we look (and again, not in the kinky way)
- You on the other hand, would probably feel that he isn’t a bad guy at all and you would definitely see more than his angry looking face and his never ending comments about food
- Just a few conversations with him can tell how much he cares about his family and his twin in particular
- That man is such an himbo, but he also have a big heart just like you and you’re both so cute together
- Everyone ship the both of you even though you’re both emotionally dense and it would take a while for you and him to FINALLY be together
- It’s not that you didn’t love each other, it’s just that you never took the signs that the other one was sending you, mistaking it for simple kindness and nothing more
- He would probably have to just straight up tell you l that he’s in love with you for your relationship to go anywhere
- Basically everyone’s like “FINALLY” the moment you both annonce that you’re officially dating
- Wedding and kids would come shortly after that
- You’re both very family oriented and are both super vanilla so that’s a winning couple if I’ve ever seen one
Belphegor
- Ok first of all, if we were the MC, Belphie would 100% still be locked in the attic
- It would only take one warning from Lucifer for us to never go up those stairs again
- But for the sake of this, let’s say you knew this was Beel’s brother and you loved Beel so much that you were ready to face the consequences to save his brother
- And let’s say I wasn’t aware of this, because if I were and we both decided to go up the stairs anyway, it wouldn’t take me long at all before realizing that Belphie is lying to us and that we cannot trust him
- If I wasn’t aware of you going up the stairs by yourself, you’re so trusting of everyone that you would for sure do the same thing as the MC and free Belphegor just to get yourself killed. I told you dozens of time, don’t trust everyone!
- Anyway, let’s say we both died somehow (I probably got killed by Lucifer once he found out what you did) and Barbatos and Diavolo brought us to a timeline were we didn’t die
- Well, let’s say the saying “I forgive but I never forget” would represent me 100%
- I would be forgiving for the sake of Beelzebub, but Belphie and I would NEVER be close, whether it appears to be the case or not
- I might let him sleep on my lap or listen to him talk about how he loves his twin, but don’t get me wrong, I would never trust him or be his friend
- In your case, you would either be like me or you wouldn’t ever forgive him
- Forgivness isn’t always something you can control and you might always hold a grudge against him after what he did
- That could either destroy what you had with Beel, because he cannot date someone who hates his brother so much, or he could also understand how you feel, but he would still try to make you and his brother friends good luck with that
Diavolo
- Oh boy that’s my type of man right there
- What a fucking piece of ass
- Ok back on track, Diavolo would obviously be the one who’s most excited to have us in the Devildom
- He would always invite us for tea, asking us questions about the human world and laughing at our dumb stories
- We would troll him with human traditions that don’t exist like how you need to pray before eating chocolate truffle or how humans eat St-Hubert (a rotisserie restaurant comparable to Nando’s) every Sunday and how What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction is the national anthem of our country
- I can imagine him watching the video clip of What Makes You Beautiful that same night and being like “wow! That is beautiful!”
- Lucifer would be so mad at us, but it would be worth it
- We would also tell him that “thug life” and “yolo” are commonly use expression in the human world when you’re excited about something and he would start using them at the most random moments while everyone is like “???”
- We would totally hate every party hosted by Diavolo and we would 1000% leave to explore the castle only to get lost and then brought back by either Barbatos or Lucifer (lord have mercy)
- It doesn’t matter, we would do it everytime, choosing a different path everytime until we’ve explore every part of the castle (which would realistically never happen)
- Diavolo would probably give us a plan of the castle behind Lucifer’s back so we can explore the castle however we want. He himself, isn’t a fan of these events and would much rather hang out with us than be stuck making conversations with nobles he doesn’t care about
- Other than that, you would have to listen to me talk endlessly about how it isn’t fair that I cannot date both Lucifer AND Diavolo until I actually do
Barbatos
- This one is a difficult one, since we basically know nothing about the Butler
- We would probably have a good grasp of who he is if we were in the devildom, since we have pretty good intuitions on people
- I would probably talk to Barbatos about baking and all the different variations of tea, probably dropping way to soon a reference to Black Butler like he never heard the comparaison before
- Much like his devilgram story, he would probably invite me to get some specific type of tea that can only be purchase out of town, never implying that it’s a date even though he qualify it as one in his head
- There’s not much more to say about him, I think you would see him as Diavolo’s Butler more than a potential lover or close friend
Simeon
- Ouf poor sweet angel. Let’s state the obvious first, he would probably be very disappointed in me and my very obvious lust for certain demons
- Wouldn’t be happy with me straying further away from god each passing day
- I would defend myself by telling him I do pray and go once a year to church to ask God for forgiveness for all of my sins
- Yeah if I was in the Devildom, my list of sins I committed during my stay would be particularly long
- Still, I would have no regrets
- Ok, I have to say it, this angel is shady. I think we would sense that something isn’t right with him. His smile and energy are a little off, he’s definitely hiding something but what?
- If we had time to kill we could do some research on the matter and ask people around about what they know about Simeon, maybe spy on him while he’s out in town?
- We would probably get caught and ask by a very scary Simeon, to stop whatever we are doing
- Yeah let’s take the wise decision of staying away from him from now on
Solomon
- He would need to understand that it’s not because we’re all humans that we NEED to hang out together
- I would have to keep you away from him, or at least not let you hang out alone with him. I don’t think he’s evil, but he might use you as human experiment for his potions and spells and I don’t want you to accidentally be turned into a pig or something
- I’ll accept the occasional vines references wars and the team up to tell Diavolo even more made up things about the human world, but that’s all
- I would probably compare him to Harry Potter all the time
- Let’s just stay far away from the shady sorcerer
Luke
- I have no motherly instincts, but I would protect this child from all of the brothers teasing, but that’s about it. I really don’t care about this child, SIMEON COME PICK UP YOUR SON, HE POOPED HIMSELF AGAIN “Stephanie that’s not true!!” Luke would bark back as he tries to hide the streak of poop on the back of his white pants (sorry I don’t know why this came to mind, but I have this headcanon that sometimes when he’s afraid, Luke will poop his pants and this boy is VERY scared of Lucifer, so it happens quite often)
- You would probably be way more motherly towards him than me and you and Beel would basically adopt Luke as your own child
- Just always carry baby wipes and a clean pair of pants with you at all times and you’re all good
- I hope you like baking sweets, because your son will surely want to spend some bonding time with his mom over baking time, and of course you have to enjoy the sweets you both made over a nice cup of tea that Barbatos made for you two
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rsa241 · 3 years ago
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The truth ( Chapter 3 of Replaced )
Author : I might get the side characters personality wrong or out of character so, I'm sorry about that. Also in this chapter, I made the removal of pacts is painful like how when we ( MC's ) first got them. My writing sucks here so, please bear it with me.
A quick note for the characters colour :
Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo, Beel, Belphie. Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Luke, Solomon.
Anyways, enjoy~
After I arrived at Purgatory Hall, I saw Luke running towards me and hugged me.
" Ayumi! Your back! "
" Woah there, did something happened Luke? "
" I'm just worried, because you've been taking too long. "
" I'm sorry, something happened while I was finding my earphone. "
" Did any demons hurt you?! What happened?? "
" Nobody hurt me, I just got kicked out from HOL. "
" You got kicked out?? Why? "
" The demon brothers got someone else they like now. They don't like me anymore after I hurt Freya. "
" But your just protecting Jinx! How could they not believe you?! You have done so much for them too! "
I patted Luke's head. He seemed a bit annoyed but enjoyed it nonetheless.
" Well, it's their loss if they can't see my worth. Plus, I can spend more time with you. "
Luke's face lightened up but his smile immediately turn into a concern frown. "
" Ayumi... "
" Yes? "
" Are you okay? "
" I'm okay, don't worry. Let's go bake with Barbatos, I'm in the mood for sweets today. "
" Oh...okay! I'll go ask Simeon if he wants to come. "
" Alright, I'll bring Jinx. "
After a few minutes, Me, Luke and Simeon rode Jinx as we fly to Diavolo's castle. Soon we arrived, and went inside to greet Barbatos.
" Hello Barbatos. "
" Hello Simeon, Luke, Ayumi. "
" Barbatos you forgot Jinx. "
Barbatos chuckled and patted Jinx.
" My apologies, hello to you Jinx. "
The black feline responded with a soft meow😸.
" Follow me. "
We went inside the castle and Barbatos asked.
" What brings all of you here? "
" We want to bake some sweets. "
" I'm also craving for sweets. "
" I see, let's head to the kitchen now. "
We head to kitchen and started baking one of my favorite desserts, French macaroons. I struggled at first but, I'm able to catch up quickly. I managed to make the macaroon shells looked decent and had a small flour fight with Luke. Barbatos eventually stopped us from wasting more flour and Simeon just laughed at our actions.
After the French macaroons is fully baked, we placed the macaroons on a cake stand and served them with some cakes and tea. Soon after, Diavolo and Solomon joined us. We we're having fun chatting until, I felt my skin is burning. I didn't think removing pacts would be this painful.
I tried to hold the pain but Barbatos noticed it before I could do anything. He place his hand on my shoulder with a concern look. Diavolo took notice and proceeds to worry as well.
" Ayumi, are you okay? "
I pulled my sleeves up and watched my pact marks slowly disappearing. The others seemed pretty shocked and probably angry. I clenched my fist tightly trying to endure for a little but, it just worsen the pain.
" Well...this is painful... "
" Why are your pact marks disappearing...?! "
" I gave the brothers my full consent to remove the pact so, they could have a pact with Freya. "
" Freya? The new exchange student? "
Luke nodded while holding my hand.
" Yeah! She's also the one who hit Jinx! "
" I see... "
" Luke! You shouldn't say that. "
" But it's her fault for getting Ayumi kicked out and hated by the demon brothers! "
" Luke is not wrong, Simeon. "
" I- "
Simeon couldn't say anything and proceeds to pinch the bridge of his nose.
" How are you doing with the pain Ayumi? "
" Worse than your food. "
" Seriously. "
" Haha, Ayumi is still as optimistic as ever. "
" It'll be over soon, please endure it for a little longer. "
I nodded and let myself breathe. The pain slowly subside, as I can feel myself return to my normal state again.
" Ayumi? Does it still hurt?? 🥺"
" Don't worry, I'm okay now. Thanks for asking Luke. " I said while patting Luke's head.
" I'm not a kid you know! " Luke said while pouting like a chihuahua.
" Oh Lord Diavolo, can I go visit to the human world? "
" Of course, when? "
" Tomorrow. I want to visit my sisters. "
" Alright. "
" How long will you be away? "
" Probably for a few days or so. "
" Can you buy something while your at the human world? "
" Is it human world ingredients? "
" Yes. I prepared a list for- "
" No thank you. After being your taste tester last time, I'm not risking myself getting another food poisoning. "
" Why are you so mean 😭 "
Everyone laughed at both of our behavior. Solomon kept begging me until I gave up and ended with a long list of human ingredients in my hand.
At HOL
Freya POV :
After me and the demon brothers arrive at HOL, I close the door behind me and muttered a spell under my breath. Slowly, the chains coiling them. I walked toward the demon brothers while they're struggling to escape under my spell.
" What the- What's this?! "
" Why can't we move?! "
" Ew...what's with colour of these chains? "
" Asmo! This is not the time! "
" Who did this?! "
" Haha...Finally...after centuries of failed attempts, I got all of your seven pacts at last. "
" Freya...? "
Beel eyes widened as he looked at me, confused.
" W-what... "
Belphie looked conflicted trying to process the situation.
" What is the meaning of this Freya?! "
" You still don't get it? I thought your smart enough to figure it out already. "
" Why do ya do this?! "
" Simple, pact marks. "
" What are you going to do with our pact marks?! "
" To defeat Lord Diavolo and rule the three realm. "
" You won't be able to defeat Lord Diavolo. He's stronger than you! "
" You might not know this but, I have an ability to steal powers. Once I steal Lord Diavolo's power, I'll be able to take over Devildom. "
" I can't believe it. We trusted you! "
Everyone's reaction is very amusing to watch. Their disbelief, confused and betrayal expressions are priceless!
" Nobody is going to help any of you. Not Diavolo, Not Barbatos, Not Solomon, Not Simeon. Nobody. "
I stood up and walked around them.
" I also heard that Ayumi is going to the human world tomorrow, to visit her sisters. I guess you won't be able getting any help from her either. "
As I walk in circle, I observe each of their expression. Their wrath seemed to spreading all over them. I couldn't help but cackle in amusement. I decided to tease them a little, to see their guilty faces.
" You should be VERY guilty after what all of you have done. "
I walked to Levi.
" You must be happy for wishing to break off the pacts in front of Ayumi, Levi. I'm really happy, knowing that you would make pact just for me and leave your second player afterwards. She must be really lonely after that. "
" I-I didn't mean to... " Levi muttered while looking at the floor.
I walked over to Belphie.
" You must be very lucky to be able to get away easily. She didn't fought back because she's the oldest, the one who takes all the blame, no matter what. It must be nice being the youngest. "
Belphie looked away from me, not making a single eye contact. Then, I walked over to Beel next.
" You must be satisfied to always have your stomach full. Knowing that humans need to eat to live. Ayumi always gave her food to you, because she know how you're struggling a lot to hold your sin. I feel bad for her really. "
Beel eyes started to form tears and looked away from me. I walked to Satan.
" Since I came here, you've always have been getting more impatient and irritated around Ayumi. You even trashed her room and almost destroy her earphone that was gifted from her sister. She still didn't get mad at you and apologise first instead. Aren't you embarrassed? "
" Shut up. "
Satan hissed at me annoyed. I walked at Asmo
" When you stopped paying attention to Ayumi, you've been rude to her. You say a lot of things about her looks. You forgot the fact that humans are VERY emotional. I've always seen her getting insecure and her anxiety slowly getting to her since then. Don't you feel bad? "
" That's not true! My darling won't- "
Asmo broke into tears afterwards. I walked to Mammon.
" Your supposed to protect her Mammon. She manage to get you away from trouble and took the punishment instead. She stand up for you, comfort you with her encouraging words. But, this is how you repay her kindness? "
Mammon looked down at the floor without a word. Lastly, I walked to Lucifer.
" And you. Ayumi doesn't like you the most. We all know how Ayumi has a lot similarities, when it comes comparing her to you. She always had to deal with your long ass lecture. Even though, she had helped you with works. Even in secret, she would lessen your work just to let you spend with your brother. Good job Lucifer. "
Lucifer stare at me with a death glare. He still not putting down his pride.
" Do you know why she did that? "
" She's just doing that because she hated me overworking myself. "
" True, but that's not the main reason. "
" What do you mean by that? "
I bend down on one knee and look at Lucifer.
" She did that for you not to make the same mistake as her. Ayumi always study non-stop just to meet her parents expectations. She barely had any time to spend time with her sisters. They we're very young at that too. One of them also happen to be an infant. "
Lucifer's face slowly turning guilt but manage to stay compose.
" One day, when she return from school. She saw her house on fire. She manage to get her sisters out but, they died...right in her arms with burn scars. She had always been guilty about it. She even got blame for that. Since then, she had always pretend that her sisters we're still alive. Even though she knew, they're gone. "
Lucifer's eyes widened, his face slowly become guilty. I probably remind him Lilith. I love their guilty faces. I laughed.
" HAHAHA! Look at your faces! Seven rulers of Hell, feeling guilty for that pitiful human?! HAHAHA! I'm only teasing but who knew! HAHAHA! "
" Don't call her that! "
" OH, so you finally decide to do something good for her? WELL too bad! I'm going to kill every single of you, once I steal Diavolo's power. You'll be dead before you could say sorry! "
I casted a spell where black thorny vines coiling them. They didn't struggle, they we're too guilty for what they have done. Slowly, their eyes turning lifeless grey as if they're not breathing anymore.
" Now, sleep...Let your sorrow and regrets consume you. "
The next day at Divolo's castle
Ayumi POV :
As I stood next to Barbatos, Lord Diavolo opened a portal to the human world. I picked up Jinx and looked at everyone. Luke seems sad.
" Luke? What's wrong? "
" Please come back quickly! "
" I'll try okay. I will bring back some human world desserts too. "
I patted Luke's head as his eyes brighten up.
" I'll get going now. "
As I was about to walk into the portal, a bright light flashed everywhere and loud rumbling sound. Suddenly my body is slammed to the wall, bleeding. I tried to look up with my trembling state to see someone familiar stood in front of Diavolo.
It was Freya...
" Hello there Lord Diavolo. "
She clawed her fingers in the demon prince's neck. Diavolo couldn't release himself from Freya's grasp.
" I hope you don't mind me borrowing your powers for a while. "
As her fingers dig deeper into the demon prince's neck, Diavolo's eyes slowly turning grey as if he was lifeless. Barbatos tried to attack from behind but Freya able to stop him and slowly draining his powers with her strong grasp.
My eyes widened, I couldn't believe what I witness. I clenched my fist in trying to hold my wrath until, Solomon came and help me stand up.
" Hey are you okay? "
" I'm okay. Where's Simeon and Luke? " I asked, worried if they're injured.
" Don't worry, they're both are hiding. I'll teleport you to them, while I distract Freya. "
I grabbed Solomon's hand immediately.
" Are you crazy?! She'll steal your powers and kill you! "
" I know, but I'd hate it more seeing you hurt. Don't worry, I'll come back. I'm an immortal after all. "
Solomon then casted a spell and teleported me to a hiding spot, where Simeon and Luke is.
" That motherfucker. "
I looked around to find Simeon hugging Luke, calming the little angel. I went to them and cup Luke's face.
" Luke! Are you okay?! Did you get hurt?! "
" I-I'm okay! "
" What happened to Solomon? "
" He's distracting Freya right now. We have to get out of here before she comes- "
BOOM
Freya walked towards us dragging Solomon's body. Following with seven familiar figure behind her. It was the demon brothers. I hold Luke's shaking hand while Simeon stood in front of me.
" Just where do you think your going? "
To be continue~
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thatoneitaliangirl · 4 years ago
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Obey Me! Soulmate AU Asmodeus
Asmodeus’s chapter was the whole reason I even started this whole series. I had the idea for his in my head and was like, “I can’t write one and not the others.” lol. Of course, it took me forever to get this part out because of personal reasons, but in the end, I think it came out pretty good! I hope you guys like this part and I look forward to hearing your responses!~ And just as a reminder, these are all going to be multiple parts each, so if it seems like it left off at a cliff hanger, it did lol. Also, there's a song mentioned in here called Sandra Dee, and its a song from the musical Grease. You don’t have to know the song or the tune since its just a little thing, but if you want to hear it, please check it out! Its a fun song to bop too lol. 
Opening Paragraph 
Asmodeus was fine with how his life was going. Party all the time, all the men and women he could want; there wasn't a thing he was missing. But even so, he was probably the most eager of his siblings to find their soulmates. He could only imagine what they would be like! 
Stunningly beautiful, very well experienced, willing to do . . . All sorts of naughty things. His mouth was practically salivating at the twisted little fantasies going through his head. And even though he doesn't think he's very capable of love, he doesn't care! 
I mean, the one night stands are fine and all, but who was he to complain if he were to come home from a night of partying to a nice piece of ass willing to grant him his second wind. Well, this is Asmo we're talking about, so more like his eighth wind. But all the money, sex, drugs, and nightclubs in the Devildom could not have prepared him for this . . . 
Taking the glittering key from his 'older' brother, Asmodeus smiles and places the key into the hole . . . Only to imagine a school setting. Unlike where they had found their adorable exchange student, this school was smaller in size, with only one building.
Entering through the door, Asmodeus smirks. Of course, his s/o would be prowling around a college campus! This is where most sex and partying goes on in the human world. "Maybe they're a lab rat!" Levi says, lolol-ing afterward. "Or like some smart know-it-all like Satan!" Mammon joins. Clearly, the two think they're funny.
"And what does that matter to you? I always wanted a sexy scientist." The brothers blush and try to rephrase themselves. Imagine that! They thought they could fluster Asmo? How long have they been brothers? Even back in the Celestial Realm, their comments were never able to bother him.
 And a few millennia of being a hoe, you learn to ignore others' opinions of you. It's not as if he's ashamed of it; he's the Avatar of Lust for fuck's sake! It's just that, deep down, he has those little insecurities. The ones that tell him he's not worthy of love. 
That his reputation makes him disgusting, unappealing, and dirty. He's been able to push those way down into the depths of the Devildom, but all this has made them resurface. A little bit. 
"I wonder what they're wearing? Maybe a little cleavage? Oh, I hope so!~" As the brothers follow Asmo through the school, they all have the feeling things aren't going to go the way Asmo thinks they are. Lucifer especially isn't too confidant there's a human or being out there that could satisfy the pure lust Asmo has. 
Though it's not shown often, these sins are like a curse to the brothers. Similar to Beel not being able to stop the hunger, Asmo can't stop the lust. And despite all the shit they give Mammon, they know he can't stop the greed. Though for some of them, they've been able to push it down and control it, a few of them physically can't survive without their sin.
Again, Beel is a perfect example. This poor human is going to have to spend their life attempting to satisfy every need of Asmo's. "I think a left here . . . Oh! This door feels right!~" With dramatic flair, Asmodeus opens the door.
Hello! Welcome to the Wetbord College Art room! How can we help you?" A girl with long blond hair and sparkling eyes greets the boys. One look at her and Asmo can tell that she's not the one. Not that she's not attractive. Any normal day, he would have her charmed, naked, and on his bed in a matter of seconds. With nimble fingers, Asmo lifts the girl's hand into his and kisses the top. 
"Hello, darling. We're looking for a girl, about your age," She giggles and smirks. "If that's how you pick up girls, then I'd hate to see your track record. Though, with a little more smooth talk, you may have my attention." 
Asmo smirks, hiding his irritation. As if he would ever have to try. If he really wanted to, he could have her begging for him to fuck her while he held her by that pretty blond hair of hers, but this is not the time, nor place. "Actually, I'm serious. Her name is _____, I believe." Her smirk drops as Asmo lets go of her hand, and she pouts. 
"Fine, if you really want to know where she is, she'll be here in a few minutes." A blue-haired girl wearing a pair of sorts and a paint-covered apron joins the conversation and puts in her two cents. "If you don't mind me asking, why do you want to see _____?" Asmodeus smiles and puts a hand on his hip. 
"If you really want to know, darling, I'm going to fulfill her every sexual desire tonight. Wanna join?~" His eyes glow with anticipation. Obviously, these girls have the hots for him; who wouldn't? He's absolutely gorgeous and- His smile turns to a frown as the two girls begin to laugh loudly. One even has tears falling from her eyes as the other clutches her stomach. 
"Sexual desires? Oh my God, I think I'm gonna pee myself!" The blond one says, hand resting on the blue-haired girl's shoulder. "And why is that such a joke to you? I'm sure she has a reputation." He says with certainty, though he doesn't actually know. He's just assuming based on his own preferences. Was that wrong?
Again, the girls begin laughing, this time whipping the tears from their eyes as they look at the seven brothers, all of whom are confused. "Let's just say, there's a reason everyone around town calls her Sandra Dee." They snicker at the nickname as Asmo raises an eyebrow.
"Who?" The blond one flairs out her skirt and dramatically batts her eyelashes before she begins to sing. "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee-" Blue puts a hand on her hip and leans on blondy. "Lousy with virginity!~" Blondy holds out her left hand and wiggles her ring finger.
"Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed- I can't! I'm Sandra Dee!~" The two begin laughing again, much to Asmodeus' displeasure. Seriously, they sound like a band of cackling hyenas! "Are you guys making fun of me . . . ?" A meek and soft voice from beside them asks, the figure clutching a sketchbook.
"Oh, please, _____! Don't act as if we're bullying you." "Yeah," Blue buts in. "It's just a cute nickname." _____, face hidden behind her hair, turns around and walks out as the girls giggle to themselves. "Well, it bothers me . . ." Belphegor hears her whisper. It seems he's the only one to hear her since he's the closest to the door.
"Aren't you going to go after her?" Belphie asks Asmo, but stops short when he sees the look on his face . . . He seems shocked for the most part. His eyes are cast downward and his mouth is open just a few centimeters, with his eyebrows furrowed together. The world seems to sway around him as he tries to come to terms with what just happened. 
What kind of sick joke was their father playing on them? All his brothers so far had wonderful soulmates with personalities that seemed to fit them perfectly. So then why did Asmodeus have to suffer like this? He's the former Jewel of the Heavens! Doesn't he deserve the best? "Asmodeus?" Lucifer puts a hand on his shoulder, bringing him back to reality. "I think it's best if I go home for now . . ."
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leopardbreads · 4 years ago
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Idiots deserve love too
Summary: Mammon needs attention. Mau is sleepy but happy to oblige. Pairing: Mau (Self Insert) / Mammon (Obey Me!) Word count: 1273 Warnings: N/A
[This fic is okay to reblog/like]
The incessant buzzing of the phone beneath her pillow was annoying enough to not only wake Mau up, but to make her curious enough to see what the hell it was all about. Expecting the usual notifications from some mobile game she enjoyed, she yanked the device out from its cozy hiding place and scowled at the bright screen in the dark. A familiar contact name on the screen instantly softened her expression, and she sighed as she turned over on her back to respond to the texts.
‘Yo’
‘Mau’
‘Maumau’
‘Are you awake?’
Read the steady stream of messages that had roused her from her slumber. With another sigh, she typed the response.
‘I am now’
The second that she turned the screen off, hoping for a moment of respite from the blinding light, it turned itself right back on as another message popped up.
‘Can’t sleep either? I know how it is. Want the Great Mammon to keep ya company for a bit?’
She didn’t respond this time. Instead, she groaned and grumbled as she pulled herself out of the warmth and comfort of the bed. It was late, Mau was tired, and looking at her phone only made it worse. A short walk through the dark halls of the House of Lamentation would wake her up enough to be at least conscious enough to hold a conversation for a little while. 
No new messages… His eyes were focused on the lower left corner of the phone screen, watching for the familiar little speech bubble that meant that Mau was typing her response. Maybe she fell asleep again… I should call- A sharp knock and the sound of the doorknob turning startled Mammon out of his intense concentration. His attention snapped to the entrance of his room, completely prepared to yell at one of his brothers for coming to bother him this late at night- or to be yelled at by one brother in particular over his latest mistake. To his surprise however, the person at the door was the very same person he had been waiting on… and who he had been secretly hoping might show up. 
“Mau-!? Geez… you scared me. You can’t just show up here without lettin’ me know first at least.” The smile on his face negated any sense of annoyance in his words. A sleepy mumbling of his name was all he got as a response. Dragging her feet the whole way, Mau shuffled over to his bed and climbed in opposite him. Without any sort of invitation she made herself comfortable, pulling the blankets down and then back up over her.
“Woah- hey! What the hell do you think you’re doin’ cuddling up to me like that!? Are ya even listening to me? Hey! Quit tryin’ ta fall asleep!” She was not listening to him- well maybe just a little… but she chose to ignore his protests. Until he began to repeatedly poke her cheek and shake her by the shoulder. Mau sat up. “I’m listening…” Being in a bed again had already brought back whatever drowsiness she had managed to walk off on her way here.
“Good.” He said, and then began a lengthy rambling that started with him talking about his day, then eventually moved on to other things that were on the demon’s mind. She really tried her hardest to pay attention to it all, responding when called for with the occasional sleepy “Oh yeah?” or “Yeah…” or “Mhmm…” It was nice hearing his voice. Company that to anyone else would have been annoying or tiresome was comforting to her… and tiring, but in a different way. Mau could feel herself nodding off again despite her best efforts. 
Suddenly, his words came to a halt as her head met his shoulder. The silence that replaced the chatter that had filled the room before lasted longer than the time he had spent talking- or at least it felt that way. Eventually Mammon could no longer stand the oppressive feeling that came with the lack of conversation, and the thoughts that it drew to mind. Even with Mau here beside him, nearly fast asleep, the usual ideas that plagued his mind when he was alone bothered him now- though not quite as badly. Still, it was enough for him to want to grab her shoulders and shake her awake again. 
“Mau. Hey.”
“Mm… I’m up, I’m up… You don’t have to shake me so hard…” Her words were punctuated with a yawn.
“You like me, right?”
“Huh? Yeah… lots… why?”
Mammon wasn’t about to let this moment of insecurity go without covering it up. “Of course you would, I’m the Great Mammon after all. What’s not to like? Don’t answer that. Tell me how great I am. I already know of course, b-but I wanna hear ya say it.”
The silence returned again, even heavier than before. Just as he was about to shake her again, Mau finally responded. 
“You’re funny… you make me smile. I like your company… you’re fun to hang out with… and you’re nice to me. Even when you act like I’m annoying you, I don’t actually feel like I’m bothering you. I like that you like a lot of the same things as me. It’s easy to get along with you. Nobody else understands me like you do… I feel like I can just tell you anything. I can talk to you about anything and you won’t make fun of me.” 
It was Mammon’s turn now to feel sleepy. Every word from her lips shooed away a different lingering thought, easing his mind one sentence at a time. He took his hands off of her shoulders and finally laid back in the bed, followed soon after by Mau laying beside him. For once he couldn’t be bothered to put up an act and pretend to complain as he felt her arms wrap around him. 
“Keep goin’...” 
“Sure, sure. Anything for the Great Mammon… You’re awfully needy tonight- not that I mind.” Mau couldn’t help but chuckle at his obvious hunger for more praise, but she wasn’t about to let him starve. Her sarcasm was met with a disgruntled growl from him. “I’m just teasing you. You’re cute.” She’d called him that before, and every time it was met with disbelief and flusteredness. Him? Cute? No way… if anything he was- “And handsome… and cool… and uh… hmm… smart?” Now she was just messing with him.
“I ain’t that smart…”
“You are- sometimes. You know stuff, you’re good at math when it has to do with money. Besides, being smart isn’t that important. I’d rather hang out with a funny, nice, caring, kind, wonderful idiot than some smart asshole.”
“Who are you callin’ an idiot?”
“You, duh- but you’re my idiot. And I love you.” He had been laughing along with her- up until that very last line. Love… Mammon’s heart leapt so hard up into his throat that he nearly choked on it. 
“Mammon?” His lack of response worried Mau. Had she gone too far? “Are you-” The wind was knocked out of her by how tightly he squeezed her against his chest. She squeezed him back as hard as she could until he finally loosened his grip. 
“S-sorry Maumau…” 
“It’s okay… Am I allowed to sleep yet?”
“Fine, fine…” Her hair was ruffled by one of his hands. “‘Night…”
“G’night Mammon…”
It had been a few minutes… was she asleep yet? She hadn’t responded when he whispered, “Mau…” Good. Damn, she falls asleep almost as fast as Belphie…
“...I-I love you too.”
In the darkness, Mau smiled.
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kiingsroar-moved · 5 years ago
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MC/LILITH/ 
          So, as you know the story made MC a decedent of Lilith. I understand why ppl don’t like it, I myself an indifferent to it. I saw it coming. But I’ve been going over it in my head for a while now and I’m just gonna write out my thoughts on it.
       We are all arguably descendants of Adam and eve, since they were the first two ppl on earth ( besides you know Lilith). But that’s besides the point, I didn’t like how quick the boys just kind of assumed ‘HEY ITS LILITH’ cuz MC is NOT Lilith. Nevermind that the lore behind Lilith bothers the crap out of me, but MC is GENERATIONS and GENERATIONS of people who have Lilith’s blood. So honestly, I feel like calling it incest is a bit of a reach. 
    Also, I think the whole calling each other ‘brother’ and ‘sister’ is an angel thing. Lots of ppl in church will call members brother, or sister. We do at my parents church, and I think that its the same for the angels. None of these boys are biologically related, and Satan was never an angel to begin with. They were all created by God. They didn’t have births like the kind we experience. This is on a whole different spectrum. They are all like a family, a found family. They were all created together so its a bond they share. 
  However, with Lilith, she fell, she became a human. She lived and she died. Mc is not Lilith. She is part of the same bloodline, but Lilith’s only. Not Lucifer’s, not Beels, not Mammons, not Belphies etc. Just Lilith’s.
     So, treating MC like a long lost sister is a big NO for me, and I choose to ignore any of the canon treating it as such. Cuz it honestly also takes away from being your own character? Similarities ? That’s cool, thats fine. Those things are bound to happen. 
   Also, just in demonology period, I’m not gonna argue or put morality on characters that most likely don’t have them? They are DEMONS. I mean, if you wanna legit, Asmo and Lilith are married. Lilith was never an angel. 
  Of course, I do also think this depends on the boys also. For instance, we know Lilith had a much deeper and closer relationship to Beel and Belphie, so in that instance it may be a lot more different for them and that depends soley on how you want to view that. There’s no wrong answer I think. Satan doesn’t really know Lilith all like that because he was created after Lucifer had fallen and Lilith had died. He’d heard the stories, but a personal attachment? I don’t think Satan really has one. Mammon and Levi, probably weren’t as close, and if the creators really wanted you to think they were all related and close like that why would they Mammon so tsun and obviously in love with MC? Okay? I call bullshit on all this. 
      As far as Lucifer is concerned, I feel like he is more of needing someone he can trust and open up to. The feel I get from MC when it comes to their interactions with Luci is getting the reassurance he doesn’t get from his brothers. Being the oldest, having so much responsibility, I feel like deep down he has some insecurities about the way he does things and ultimately does care what others think. MC is the person he needs to help overcome that. I see him and MC being completely platonic, but I wouldn’t dismiss romantic feelings either because I think Lucifer is mature enough to know MC isn’t Lilith. If that makes sense? 
  But yeah, just the thoughts I had on it. There’s a lot of factors to really take in when discussing this. That being said, just cuz this is tumblr ppl like to blow things out of proportion. No I do not support or condone incest. Kay? kay lmao.
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sparklingichigo · 4 years ago
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BEACH VACATION
Part 12
That evening, Ichigo goes to Asmo’s room to join him in his jacuzzi, she’s there with her swimsuit on and wearing a bathrobe to cover up. She also bought her regular clothes to change after that warm bath. 
Asmo: Oh hey, darling, ready for our spa trip?
Ichigo: Ready as I ever be, Asmo
Asmo: Come in, come in. Don’t mind Solomon, we were just finished with our session^^ 
Ichigo: O-oh... I see 
Asmo: Let’s go! I already have the stuff ready for you. Strawberry scented candles your favorite, I also ordered some macaroons for your snack, oh, I also have the masks as always. Just make yourself at home, love 
Ichigo: Thanks a lot Asmo, you’re really a good friend. 
Asmo: Of course I am, stress is bad for your skin, we don’t want wrinkles on that gorgeous face now do we? 
Ichigo: true... shall we get started?
Asmo: Let’s go! 
Asmo and Ichigo enter the warm jacuzzi turns out the Jacuzzi doesn’t fit three people just two so Asmo did one with Solomon and did another one with Ichigo. 
Asmo: Now tell me, what’s stressing you out, I’ll listen 
Solomon: I will to, spill the tea sis
Ichigo: Well besides what I told you... I guess I’m just very sensitive especially about my friends having a heartbreak, you remember what happened when you and Solomon had a fight right? 
Asmo: Oh those good times, darling, you’re so daring. But yes, Satan tends to be as smooth as butter at times then turns into a raging demon. 
Solomon: it’s raging ball of chaos, babe
Asmo: Shush! But that’s Satan for you, he masks his emotions quite well honestly so seeing him going all out with his rage is very surprising. 
Ichigo: Well for one, it stressed both me and Reika since we both live in such a household back then and two, Reika’s ex also pays for her stuff on their very first day of relationship. That’s why I’m very concern. 
Asmo: Then may I know why they broke it off? 
Ichigo: Because that guy cheated on her...
Asmo: There it is, darling, Satan is very loyal, don’t worry. He won’t do Reika dirty. Now cheer up, have some macaroons, it’s your favorite flavor. 
Solomon: can I have some too? 
Asmo: You’ve had yours! Stop trying to steal Ichigo’s share! 
Solomon: Alright, alright, enjoy your spa date, love. I’m going out. 
Asmo: Wait, why? 
Solomon: Lucifer and Diavolo summoned me yet again, it’s probably to ask why Ichigo was crying and to everyone I’m the most sus b*tch! 
Asmo: Oh, well good luck darling, you’re innocent after all, obviously not the reason why our baby starts crying. 
Solomon: Are we adopting Ichigo now? 
Asmo: If it’s possible~ 
Ichigo: [laughs slightly] Asmo... 
Asmo: Oh there it is! Her cute laugh, off you go then, she’s back to her cheerful self~
Meanwhile in the twins bedroom, Beel and Belphie are having a whole conversation about what happened. 
Belphie: That blonde son of a b*tch did what?! 
Beel: Belphie, don’t do anything rash, we’re on vacation remember?
Belphie: Yeah, and he has the audacity to stress out both mcs! He’s gonna get it when we’re home, I swear to Diavolo
Beel: [sigh] just eat your meal... before I start eating them 
Belphie: Fine... 
Suddenly Beel hears a knock at the door, he goes to that door and opens it finding Levi there.
Beel: Oh hey, Levi, why are you here?
Levi: Can I sleep here for a while? I don’t want to room with that raging ball of chaos for a while 
Beel: You sure? 
Levi: Totally, we can watch TSL together if you want 
Belphie: Just not on my bed please
Levi: I’ll sleep at the sofa! 
Beel: Deal. 
Levi gets in and joins the twins. The three of them starts talking about so many things until another knocks shocked them. 
Levi: I swear if it’s that blonde normie I’ll spit on his f*ckin face and no one is stopping me! 
Mammon: Geez! Open up!! 
Finally Levi opens the door and finds Mammon outside the door
Levi: Why are you here?
Mammon: I’m bored, Asmo wouldn’t let me in and so does Reika. Let me hang with you guys! 
Levi: Fine, come in.. 
Once he’s in all four of them turned even more bored, well not Levi he has his nintendo switch around. 
Beel: I miss Ichigo...
Belphie: We know
Mammon: I do too 
Beel: ...
Belphie : ...
Levi : ....
Mammon: In the most friendly way possible? Cause she’s fun and always have ideas for stuff to do when we’re bored? 
Beel: and a good cook~ 
Belphie: help, my twin is simping- 
Levi: Who wouldn’t simp for her? Well not me but- 
Belphie: Satan, Lucifer, Lord Diavolo, the angels, I can sense Barbatos simping for her but we’re not ready for that are we- 
Mammon: What?! Even Barbatos?! 
Levi: True... She’s the most understanding girl I’ve ever met~ in a friendly way of course- 
Beel: Yeah and the most supportive one too~ 
Belphie: And very fluffy~ 
Mammon: Wha- 
Belphie: Her chest is very fluffy, I tell you 
Levi: What the f*ck?! Belphie, you pervert! [smacks him with a pillow]
Belphie: Hey! I’m telling the truth! Beel is one lucky demon  if you ask- oof! 
Mammon: Ha! Serves you right! 
Another knock can be heard and this time Mammon opens it
Mammon: who are ya and what do ya want?!
Reika: Can I join you guys? I have uno cards :D 
Levi: Who is it Mammon?
Mammon: It’s Reika
Levi: Let her in! This room is anti-satan though 
Belphie: Can I just laugh for a second, the anti-satan club is more popular than the anti-lucifer club. 
Levi: OMD LMFAO That’s so true! 
Reika: Anti-satan?
Mammon: Yeah, just us insulting him, call it a uno reverse card. 
Reika: But he’s not that bad...
Mammon: Okay, I may be stupid as f*ck, but as you said he’s stressing you out and now he’s acting like your ex. Can’t you not see? No, this isn't me simping for ya human, I’m just telling this based on what Ichigo had said and how it applies in real life. 
Reika: Can I still join in?
Mammon: Sure, the room is always open, human 
All five of them end up in the room and end up playing Uno with Reika. Meanwhile in Lucifer’s and Diavolo’s room the two are questioning Solomon.
Solomon: in all honesty, I did nothing to Ichigo, I swear! To...Simeon! 
Diavolo: I see, well Asmo did tell us it was Satan but what exactly happened?
Solomon: It’s quite personal, sir... I don’t know if I can tell you 
Lucifer: Then I might have to peteranate your mind, is that okay?
Solomon: If it necessary
Lucifer: Good 
Lucifer penetrates Solomon’s mind and see through his memories, everything that happened at the gym, at the restaurant at the cafe, Asmo scolding everyone not to stare at them, Ichigo being angry at Satan, everything. 
Lucifer: I see, so it is indeed my son’s fault. Thank you for coming to my room, you may leave 
Solomon: By the way, Lord Diavolo, Ichigo bought that cheesecake knowing how much you love them, hope you enjoy them, sir. 
Diavolo: Send my regards then^^ 
Solomon: Will do!  
Solomon returns to his room and finds his boyfriend and Ichigo placing face mask at each other, totally having fun. 
Solomon: Cheering up yet my 702nd concubine? 
Ichigo: I never agreed to that! 
Asmo: Well I won’t mind but Beel does
Ichigo: Beel? What about him? 
Asmo: Oh darling, you sweet innocent strawberry~
Solomon: [holds down his laugh] Anyways, Diavolo said thank you for the cake. 
Ichigo: I’m glad^^ Well since I’m kinda a chef in his castle a.k.a Barbatos’s kitchen assistant I end up caring for him too. 
Asmo: That’s nice to hear, you’re adapting quite well in devildom are you? 
Ichigo: You can say that. 
Suddenly all three of them hear a knock at the door, of course Solomon answers it and finds Satan instead. Solomon scoffs at this, 
Solomon: What do you want? 
Satan: Is Ichigo here? I want to apologize... 
Solomon: Huh, quite rare but sure...
Asmo: Darling, if it’s that blonde b*tch, don’t let him in! We’ll be out soon 
Solomon: Sorry, my boyfriend says no, Ichigo will meet you soon, have a nice evening! 
Solomon closes the door to Satan’s nose and returns to them.
Solomon: Well he wants to apologize for what he did 
Ichigo: I guess, Imma have a protective lil sis mode now 
Asmo: Go roast him, darling~ 
Solomon: Babe, that’s gonna make it worse 
Asmo: For once he needs to know his place, just because he can get a girlfriend doesn’t mean he’s on a damn pedestal! 
Ichigo finally gets out and meets Satan, 
Ichigo: What do you want?
Satan: Can we talk?
Ichigo: Do it here, I’m not going somewhere alone with someone like you. 
Satan: Fine, I want to apologize for what I did, I’m sorry for “acting” like Reika’s ex and I’m sorry for concerning you about our relationship. 
Ichigo: Anything else?
Satan: [sigh] and I’m sorry that I’m a raging ball of chaos 
Ichigo: Apology... still on pending. I don’t want words, I want actions. Of course I do give you my blessings but you’re now back to the test. So I suggest start fixing yourself and try to get my blessings. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a skincare session to do. 
Ichigo goes back in and returns to Asmo, 
Asmo: How did it go?
Ichigo: Well I can’t forgive him instantly, I want to see prove of what he said... 
Solomon: She did that to me too, help- 
Ichigo: But since you two are so unloyal to each other guess I’ll let it slide. But Reika is full of insecurities and has been hurt a lot of times, I want that ex to be the last time she gets hurt. 
Asmo: I understand darling, we all want that too. I hope this doesn’t stress you out much. But you know what’s more juicy? 
Ichigo: What?
Asmo: On why is MY SECOND YOUNGEST BROTHER LEADING YOU ON?! 
Ichigo: What? 
Asmo: That man is simping for you and he hasn’t confess?! Is he what? Some kind of coward?!
Solomon: Oh my Simeon, babe chill! 
Asmo: I’m sorry, love, I might go a bit overboard but at this point Beel should’ve already confess by now or ask her to be his girlfriend. They are both acting like lovers yet- 
Solomon: I know, babe, I know...
Ichigo: Asmo...does he by chance...not like me? [insecure Ichigo noises] 
Asmo: Oh darling, he does like you, maybe more than like. We might even consider it love. 
Suddenly they hear a spiritual song beside them and here comes Simeon and Luke. 
Simeon: Hey, ready for your praying session?
Ichigo: Oh my Goodness! I’m late am I? 
Simeon: Not at all, child. I’m sorry Asmo but can I have her now for her praying session 
Asmo: Of course, the mask stays though, it needs a 3 hours rest on her face. 
Simeon: I see, that’s alright. Come, child
Ichigo accepts Simeon’s hand and off she go to heaven, eventually Asmo’s facemask disappears as soon as she’s there. 
Luke: Welcome to heaven! 
Ichigo: It’s beautiful! 
Simeon: Come, my room is this way
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cadysu · 7 years ago
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tell me about your kokuyo gang headcanons pls and thanks
Let us talk about my children the Kokuyo Gang aka Mukuro, Ken, Chikusa, M.M., and the rest but not Chrome because Chrome is a member of the Vongola Family and was kicked out. :^) EDIT: NO FRAN BECAUSE THIS POST GOT TOO LONG GOMEN.  I’m going to do a paragraph or so segment for each character I think with some canon facts mixed into headcanon so have FUN!
Mukuro- Mukuro has a lot of canon info already so this is gonna be on the shorter part. Mukuro is a little shit kjasnd Mukuro enjoys reading of all types- from picking up a magazine to novels. He is also very spiritual- yes his powers have ties to the levels of Hell, but I can see religion and belief systems being topics of interest for him. He’s extremely up to date on politics (less in a “wow politics is interesting” and more as a study of people. He watches to see the corruption, lies, and abuse of power. And let’s make it pretty damn clear that if he had nothing better to do/ there was no effort to it, Mukuro would 10000% be okay murdering those people in cold blood because he can. I feel like a lot of people forget Mukuro is a villain (antihero but still a villain too). On a less serious side of everything though- Mukuro can also be very laid back and playful. He pampers himself (spa day with M.M., glass of wine FRUIT COCKTAIL, video games with the rest of the gang, etc.) As serious and scary as he can come across, he is still a teenager. A teenager that is fully aware of how bad the world can be, but also in a bit of a chuuni-bubble where he feels this one man illusionist wrecking machine can take over everything and his only obstacle atm is the Vongola Family. 
Also Mukuro strikes me as someone who would enjoy David Lynch movies. I mean I’m not projecting my love of Twin Peaks on him, but watching Twin Peaks made me think he’d enjoy it a fair amount. :T Or at least Fire Walk With Me.
Ken- SMELLY BOI. I love Ken. Ken may not be the smartest, but do not call him stupid! He just works things out differently. Ken can pick up on small things that many people miss due to his keen observation skills; his sense of smell, hearing, and vision are all heightened compared to a normal human being. He can almost “sniff” out illusions if they’re not very well done and he is a natural at catching someone in a lie. Ken canonically hates bathing but I can also see him being grubby in general- he doesn’t floss as much as he should or clean his ears, he has dirty nails, runs around barefoot a lot- stuff like that. Ken doesn’t eat his veggies either. He’s like that one tumblr post where Chikusa is the “Do you feel guilty when you dont eat vegetables/ only junk food for awhile and you need healthy food to feel better?” “Idk Kakipi I’ve only had soda and gushers for 3 days and I feel fine” “Ken...no...” That is Ken. Ken has a huge fear of doctors/dental offices in general, but I think one of the biggest things that he’s scared of is anesthesia and needles, even though these things are supposed to help. Seeing tanks of nitrous or the small plastic mask to go over one’s mouth and nose really drive up his anxiety. Only Chikusa and Mukuro can really calm him down and convince him everything will be okay. Even if the doctor is Verde/ someone he has developed a degree of trust, he still cannot control his PTSD. Ken hates wearing suits and he doesn’t really like getting new clothes either- not so much anything against new clothes, he just likes wearing the same smelly shirt 5 days out of the week if he can. Also, not a set in stone headcanon, but I can picture Ken being colorblind.
Chikusa- Chikusa is such an overlooked character aaah- Okay first off- Chikusa is not as smart as Mukuro, but smarter than Ken. He sometimes reads or peaks into the books that Mukuro is reading, and he does try to continue his education however way he can. There actually isn’t a subject he really dislikes, but Ken and M.M. tease him for still doing things like homework or reading the old textbooks they have despite none of them going to school. Chikusa is also one of the only few in the house to do chores: cleaning, cooking, making Ken take a bath, grocery shopping, etc. He can also do small sewing/stitches for mending holes and he learns small skills relatively quickly as long as they aren’t too complex. Despite his extreme loyalty to Mukuro and rarely seen without Ken tagging along, Chikusa is a very independent person. Introverted, but independent. He spends his time at home playing video games and listening to music, and when he needs to leave, he just goes out. Chikusa is a better functioning adult as a teenager than most adults LOL (minus the fact he has no bills to pay). Chikusa tries to save his allowance money but usually gives some to Ken for whatever small reason like a few extra tries in an arcade game, some junk food or comic, etc. He never brings it up or asks for money in return but sometimes sighs with reluctance. If he really doesn’t want to, he’ll say no, but there’s usually a reason (”Ken we need real groceries. I’m not eating gum for dinner.” “I need to replace my headphone cord” “I have a crack in my glasses” etc.) Opposite to Ken, Chikusa tries to have really good hygiene. The only thing that truly bothers him is that he can’t wash his hair as much as he’d like, but he covers it with his hat and possibly dry shampoo from M.M. if desperate.
Chikusa is ambidextrous. :v
ABOUT THE BARCODE- Okay so another person I rp’d with had the headcanon of Chikusa being a twin and the barcode being a way the Estraneo kept track of them, which I thought was fucking genius. Screencaps and manga scans show he didn’t have that tattoo as a kiddo/pre-Mukuro rampage, so technically it isn’t accurate, but it’s a thought nonetheless. I do consider the barcode a tattoo and not drawn on/temporary/birthmark/etc. I still like that idea as an honoring thing. Like if he had a twin who they marked but the twin died during an experiment so when they were out of there he did it as a we-will-never-be-apart thing.M.M. - MY DAUGHTERU. God M.M. is such a good character but people snub her because she’s a “bitch” and a woman (I say that because when Mammon is greedy it is cute but when M.M. is greedy she’s bad. Same with her attitude! If a male shounen character acted that way he’d be like, a princely type. So yeah I think a lot of M.M. hate comes from people who don’t respect women :T) 
ANYWAYS I genuinely love the idea of M.M.’s name/design/background having a small reference to the book series of Madeline. PROBLEM HERE IS I HAVE TWO HEADCANON BACKGROUNDS FOR HER AND I LIKE BOTH SO HERE THEY ARE: I headcanon her real name as Madeline, and the she was sent off to a wealthy all girl’s boarding school as a child. She lost her parents at a very young age and inherited a small fortune, but had nowhere to go. She would stay and live in the boarding school until school was out, and then stay with an estranged relative during the breaks. However, she quickly started staying at “friends” homes instead as her limited family did not look after her or have any interest in her actual well being. THE OTHER VERSION VERY SIMILAR BUT INSTEAD OF BEING WEALTHY SHE WAS VERY POOR AND SENT TO A WEALTHY SCHOOL. The idea of her either being a poor young girl who got a taste of riches and fucking took it or the idea of a young girl who grew up wealthy but was surrounded by people who wanted what she got made her be a lot harder and did a fuck you all I’m M.M. and I get what I want. I love both those ideas and I can see them both working as a background. Both M.M.s’ see how the capitalism really runs the world and the main difference is one just had to work a little more to get rich while the other had less of a struggle but equal amount of determination. M.M. learned quickly that she was rather “pretty” to men and with money, she wouldn’t have to run to anyone or need help from anyone.
To earn money, she started as a small petty thief and moved on to grander schemes quickly. M.M. was a talented shoplifter and would pick up on things she could sell off to the girl’s in school, and then for the big money she knows how to blackmail people and get dirt on anyone. A cheap disposable camera and risky photos can ruin a person’s life. A little bit of alcohol is all it really takes for someone to make a horrible mistake. Also a lot of alcohol can make someone pass out and lose all the money in their wallet. Although she never liked the business, I can see M.M. knowing the fastest cash she could make would be to sell drugs to other girls. A little coke here and there. Think of that post making fun of the group of white boys vs. hipsters with the caption “Who would pay more for weed?” M.M. knows who and knows how to convince them “this is some really rare good stuff that I stole from my parents~ Yknow it’s imported from Amsterdam~” or “Hey I heard you want to lose weight, yknow I know how you can be the thinnest girl in school~” M.M. is resourceful and cunning and she can and will prey on someone’s insecurities for money. M.M. has been arrested and does have a mugshot, but this was in the beginning of her thieving days and she was released later that night. She also may or may not have tried to seduce her guard(s). Also despite her flirting and knowing what she CAN do, she has never gone into sex work. She hasn’t met a man or woman who can afford her. She’s a virgin but she’ll lie about it/ leave it ambiguous just to see what pays more. :T
Now a lot of this all applies to her before she joined the Kokuyo gang. Mukuro had heard about M.M. when seeing her mugshot in a trashy gossip magazine. A young, pretty and precocious teenage girl with a natural talent of stealing? No family really known/ totally independent? Why not try and get her in your growing gang of misfits. She was hesitant at first, but Mukuro, in Verde’s own words, is extremely charismatic. Plus she finds him cute and really saw promise in his plans. She hates Kokuyo Land because of how dirty it is, and actually bothered to have her part of the hideout remodeled for her liking (a nice bed, a vanity in her room, a throw rug over the damaged floorboards, etc.) She managed to turn abandoned and run down into “shabby chic” but she’s hoping she can get it to a more Versailles tier one day. 
Not to bring up Twin Peaks again but after watching it I definitely get Audrey Horne vibes out of M.M.
M.M. has the highest education of the Kokuyo Gang and has actually has a very good understanding of chemistry. Her main passion though is music and she genuinely loves to play her clarinet in her room for fun. 
OTHER CHARACTERS!:
FUN “FACTS”:
M.M. is a Sephora VIB Rouge member and makes fun of people who have to shop at Ulta (except she does shop at Ulta when no one is looking.)
Each member of the Kokuyo Gang has a preferred fighting video game and main. (SIDE NOTE: I don’t play enough fighting games to be familiar with every character’s play styles in all games so these ideas can easily change) Mukuro- Mortal Kombat (I only played MK1 for genesis and MKX which I suck at but I can see him playing Scorpion and beating up Johnny Cage repeatedly), Ken- Tekken and probably mains Kuma (Ken can definitely tap the buttons fast enough for those combos), Chikusa- Street Fighter as Ryu/ he keeps things very classic (But usually he plays whatever Ken wants to play, so I can see him maybe playing a lot of Yoshimitsu),  and M.M. is Soul Calibur as Ivy, who is definitely 100% not overpowered. Also Fran plays Smash bros. and he’s probably a Mewtwo spamming lil shit. Or Metaknight.
Chikusa’s likes to go inside Tower Records and Mandarake stores, but rarely buys anything because of his limited finances.
They didn’t have cable until Verde moved in and would sometimes watch daytime television. Local news, daytime soaps, public tv anime, etc. Sometimes they rent videos for a night at home, or sneak into movie theaters with a little illusion help.
NONE OF THEM HAVE GONE TO A DOCTOR OR DENTIST (except M.M. and Fran when he was at his granny’s) because of their past trauma. When Team Verde was formed, Verde did a health assessment but has been unsuccessful at making any of them see a dentist. Especially Ken- but Ken does take better care of his channels.
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