#they’re all for you

[chaichai-draws]

Personally I think that Telemachus permanently and irreversibly changed Athena for the better, more on that at twelve

[communistkenobi]

whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

You’d think that omegaverse aus would work really well for SVSSS, what with PIDW being a shitty internet porn series with 10,000 variations of sex pollen, but if you really try to rework the whole universe for abo you’ll find that it would actually crumble the very foundations of the series. This is due to the simple fact that the entire plot is spurred by Su Xiyan’s pregnancy, with her giving birth to Binghe alone while Tianlang-jun is imprisoned, but if the series was omegaverse there is no way in all hell that notorious dom sugar daddy masc Su Xiyan wouldn’t be the alpha to submissive and breedable omega Tianlang-jun. ANY other possibility is OOC on a world-breaking level. In this essay I will

[lemoncakejay]

black redstarts ❤️

[frownyalfred]

the funny thing about the Justice League is that a junior member can absolutely 100% walk into a Founders meeting and completely derail it by holding up their bleeding hand and saying “I think I need help?” and it’s over. Six different parental instincts get activated in one glorious, overlapping moment.

What was this meeting about? Who cares, it’s time to get the baby hero into the medbay. This requires all of them, of course. And then it turns out it wasn’t a bleeding hand but blood from a (hidden) chest wound and now that newbie is going to wake up to six different parental lectures being delivered bedside in the most embarrassing moment of their entire life.

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ I like drawing pretty boys in green tunics

[poisoned-pearls]

Masquerade Road Trip 🚌

Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van

It’d be a little funny

(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)

[sirazaroff]

Wow Glindas so smaaaart she thinks in her sleep

Some extra bits below:

[solarartzz]

“Miss Ayase… I love you! I don’t want to let go of you!”

[littlelunababi]

Dating könig 💗

He would be like a giant puppy who knows but doesn’t know they’re a giant puppy. He scares the living shit out of people at first glance from his size and sometimes it gets to him but with you he didn’t care much.

He would be a bit reserved and quiet at first but then I feel like he’d be really playful and chatty when he warmed up a bit. I feel like he’d also come to love the size difference between the two of you.

You weren’t particularly small. Just average human sized but you felt and looked so much smaller when you were next to him. It thrilled him when you’d grip onto his arms when you two would walk at night. He loved the thought of being your giant protector.

I feel like he’d also love praise and it doesn’t have to be sexual it could be simple things. Like when you’re cooking and he helps but he asks if he’s doing it right (it’s a new recipe you’re teaching him) and you say “good boy” and he just melts from it.

It wasn’t like you meant to say it exactly. You were raised around dogs so it’s second nature to say for you but that didn’t matter. So what if he kept asking just to hear you praise him more.

But I also feel like he’d be mean sometimes.

He’d have you face down in the sheets, an iron grip on your hips as he growls “Don’t run mein schatz, take it”

He would pound into you (not full force he doesn’t want to break you yet) moving a hand to your back to hold you down, rendering your attempts to run useless as he fucks you into oblivion.

Just when you were close, he’d pull out and flip you over. He’d put your legs on his shoulders and slip in with one thrust, resuming his pace, because he’s not done with you yet.

It would be hours later and you’re on the bed, panting heavily, DRENCHED in bodily fluids and he’s just there smiling at you innocently, almost shyly. Not tired or affected at all. But still wanting to go again.

He’s a shy puppy sometimes but don’t run when you bring out the dog.

[chitrah]

thinking about how Kathryn takes care of Aubrey especially knowing what she went through on the megalopolis set :(

[chinelacanta]

i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3

they’re both losers (said with love)

[heartinhyacinth]

I think one of the funniest tgcf fanfic tropes is the different reunion type where Hua Cheng painstakingly searches every corner of the earth for hundreds of years, exhausting every resource imaginable, following every fraction of lead, but always inevitably comes up empty, only for Xie Lian to randomly walk right through the front door of paradise manor or fall from the sky or smth on a casual Sunday afternoon.

Then Hua Cheng turns or looks up, ready to disperse whoever just had the audacity, and comes face to face with the love of his life who was just dragged there by a magical bracelet or a gifted to him by cowardly gods or used as collateral in the gambling den or whatever other wild thing that would only happen to Xie Lian.

And the best part is when Xie Lian is getting ready to explain himself to the All Powerful Infamous Ghost King, but has to pause and wait as he notes the full-system malfunction that is clearly going on inside Hua Cheng’s head at the moment, judging by the look of pure shock/disbelief on his face lmao

[cosmosnout]

The most doomed siblings ever

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Resisting the urge to argue with internet strangers when they say incorrect cat facts. I am Gods strongest soldier.