Cady (Formerly Verde. Former KHR expert.) Now I'm just some dental hygienist who really fucking loves some anime men)
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gotta hand it to wicked because if a random salesman from fuckass Kansas in the early 1900s got isekaid into a world where everyone was convinced he was a wizard he WOULD immediately invent fascism
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Oh man I never posted these anyways here I am in my Valentino cosplay
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the gayest thing about zoro is the way he talks about fighting its so funny every time
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Having deep yap session about khr days of 10+ years ago in the con hotel this is great I'm remembering so many bitches i fought with
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“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free
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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES
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dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
#if you want the water just ask for it#if i am drying your mouth out on purpose and you decide that now is the time to close your mouth and wet it again i will force your maw open
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Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway
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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.
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Rest in peace my princess
This is one of the last photos of Scout. We had to say goodbye to her today, and in true Scout fashion, on the way to the hospital she hopped out of the back seat with me and moved to the front seat to flash this shit eating trouble maker smile.
Love you till the end my baby. She was with me through both my times in college, both of my serious relationships, and pretty much my entire adult life. Thank you for making these last 13 years special my baby girl.
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