#i love him i wanna put him in a jar
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you were looking at yourself in the mirror for what seemed like hours, criticizing every flaw you had. until havik came up behind you.
“what are you doing?” he asked.
“nothing, i just…” you sighed. “i don’t know why you like me. of all the people you could be with, why me? what do you see in me?”
“what do you mean by that?” havik asked, tilting his head to the side.
“well, for starters, i’m not the best looking person.” you said, as if it was obvious. “at least in earthrealm, people care a lot about looks. my bad for being a bit insecure.”
havik scoffed. “why would i care about your appearance? are earthrealmers that shallow?”
“well, not really. i’m just trying to say.. that i don’t feel like i’m attractive enough for you.” you admitted.
“i see. i hope you know that your looks do not matter to me. your society gives privilege to those deemed more attractive. that is unforgivable. i have feelings for you regardless of how you look. only a fool would treat people differently because of their appearance.” havik ranted.
you didn’t really understand what he was ranting about, but at least he addressed what you were feeling. it was havik’s way of saying he didn’t care about how you looked, and he loved you regardless.
you smiled, content with havik’s reassurance. he just looked at you and sighed in awe. you didn’t understand how much he cared about you. he didn’t care how you looked. even if you had a bad hair day. even if you don’t sleep and develop eye bags the next day. even if you forget to brush your teeth and they turn yellow. even when you eventually gain white hair and wrinkles, havik’s affection will not hinder. he only hopes yours won’t either.
#havik x reader#havik#mk havik#mk x reader#mk1 x reader#x reader#ik this is short and sweet#im only good at short fics lol#i love him i wanna put him in a jar
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December; the 1st
Maglor
Ahr yes, I´m back on my "all of Maglor´s instruments are teal" and I´m loving it.
#sometimes i wanna put him in a jar and shake it really hard#this is not to be understood in a i dont like him way#cuz its not#i love him very much i just also hate him#murder minstrel#tolkien#silmarillion#jrr tolkien#maglor#makalaure#kanafinwe#christmas calendar#christmas art calendar#tolkien art christmas calendar#silm art#tolkien art#digital art#my art
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Redesign concepts for my OC Psyche!
… I can’t decide if I want to keep him as a soldier or make him an ex-soldier now detective… HMMMMM
This guy’s universe is a furry space opera… also I like the idea of his planet looking like the mid to late 1800s while being technologically advanced hehe (tho I think I have failed at being accurate to the fashion in this go at psyche’s outfits oops)
Anywaysss Psyche is my oldest oc ever and I will be eternally obsessed with his grumpy neon pink ass
#he’s so dysfunctional I want to put him in a jar#if any of y’all wanna talk to me about these guys … PLEASE DO#I wanna design his boyfriend next love that guy#space cats#my art#oc#my ocs#my oc#cat#cats#furry#furry oc#anthro#anthro oc
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I would like to formally apologize to the wanderer stan i accidentally offended awhile back saying he was 'alright ig'
I AM A LIARRRR, I WAS A FOOL, A NAIVE LIL LOW AR PLAYER
I have finally gotten to his official plot introduction in the Sumeru AQ and all i needed to hear was "It took me three betrayals-" AND I STARTED LOSING MY SHIT
Screaming. Cheering. BRO MY EYES STARTED WATERING ONG-
In conclusion, ye wanderer's pretty lit ig (said while hiding all my cutscene screencaps)
#genshin impact#scaramouche#wanderer#the balladeer#kunikuzushi#bro got more names than a ship ong T-T#we love him tho#i still wanna strangle him sometimes#or at least put him in a jar and shake it#smth tells me it'd be humbling#anywaysss#can u tell ive been waiting for sumeru all game#i just love crewmeru#theyre all so weird<3#and hot#thats v important#crewmeru is gender#Day 324 of hiding from my friends
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Cod art dump
TIL you can only attach 10 images maximum on tumblr
König bunny was inspired by @nira-mirror
Roach inspired by @yooo-lets-go
#gary roach sanderson#simon ghost riley#johnny soap mactavish#cod#kim horangi hong jin#könig#I LOVE THEM#ple#i wanna put roach in a jar and shake him#i love these pookie bears helpbme#myart
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i hate kim dokja so much I cant even wish for kim dokja to have a bad day even tho he died in front of me multiple times and changed the trajectories of my life
#[borealis.txt]#orv#KIM DOKJA#kim dokja. KIM DOKJAAAAAAAAAAA#im normal. about him. i wanna put him in a jar and shake him real fast.#before pissing on the poor website misinterpret my post: i love kim dokja. hes so unwell
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I always forget how cringfail losercore Vlad is in the show until I do my rewatch
#danny phantom#vlad plasmius#i love him anyway#he’s so silly#i just wanna put him in a jar and shake him#i need to start writing more cringefail Vlad tbh#I want that old man embarrassed#it'll heal me
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CHOI'S MONTH IS OVER!!! BUT MY BOY KEEP SLAYING
AAAA I MADE THIS i made this in June tbh THERE IS A YOOSUNG AND ZEN ONE WAITING!! but i'm kinda with art block rn so they are not happening rlly soon, ANYWAYS, HOPE Y'ALL LIKE THIS
#saeyoung choi#saeyoungmysticmessenger#mystic messenger#707#mysticmessenger#神秘信使#수상한 메신저#최루시엘최세영#luciel choi#i love this guy so much#girlfriend boyfriend material fr#I WANNA SEE HIM WEARING PRETTY CLOTHES MORE OFTEN#LIKE PRETTY CUTE#ANYWAYS i love jim i wanna give him a hug and squish him til he explodes#or put him in a jar
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Chat I'm starting to like Jax again am I screwed
#Kinger is still number one I love him#But the new episode gives me Jax things to disect#I wanna put him in a jar and shake it#the amazing digital circus
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i love wei wuxian for being the textbook definition of a "i'll burn that bridge when i get there" kind of guy, but it also does stress me out like a mother duck watching her duckings walk over metal grates
#no plan no thought just leroy jenking his way through life until it kills him (it did)#BABY I KNOW YOU'RE STRONG AND SMART AND SEXY#BUT YOU CAN'T “eh i'm sure i can handle it” LIFE-THREATENING SURGERIES AND CULTIVATION THAT SLOWLY EATS YOUR BRAIN#i understand lwj wabting to take him back to gusu to keep an eye on him i really do#sometimes i also just wanna put him in a jar so he doesn't have to make rash decision#like my man rly didn't hesitate to just. rescue 50+ war prisoners. WHICH IS AWESOME#but my god did he have no plan#i love him for it but HE MAKES ME VERY ANXIOUS#modao#lace speaks
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Did you know that Timothy Olyphant dropped his pants on 'Conan'?
I DIDN'T.
I may be Aego, but fuck...those thighs...
I did know! Trust me when I say I watch that particular episode more often than I care to admit. A demonstration of the difference between television and theatre leads to my designated old man crush dropping his pants on National television and letting us see them thighs? Them legs? That ass????
Fuck, he’s so beautiful and weird and I love him.
Also, side note: The man loves wearing flip flops and sandals, especially on Conan. I’ll let you take away how I feel about that. (Spoiler alert: I feel amazing about it.)
What a delightful delicious whore.
#he’s so weird I wanna squish him#puts him in a glass jar and shakes him around#my pretty old man#my pretty pretty princess#how can anyone not love that freak????#timothy olyphant#mickey altieri#scream
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I am FOAMING at the mouth with these new clown pics 🤤
#like bro is super duper pookie#i love that old man#i wanna put him in a jar and put him on display#shawn crahan#mossy rambles
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GUYSGUYSGUYS
Tim Stoker :p
#i love him so much#tma#the magnus archives#tim stoker#i just think hes neat#I wanna put him in a jar and gently shake him like a maraca
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In the past two months, three (3) of the manga I've been reading have had some form of detective Conan parody. Am I doing this. Is it because I started reading Conan last year
#i mean obvs its a common thing to parody its like one of the longest and most popular manga on earth#but it is funny that not just fabiniku. not just spy family. but even a sign of affection#im catching up with sign of affection rn and even they popped in a quick like three page parody ....awesome#also catchung up on that reminded me. when i was talking the other day about love triangles in#shoujosei sometimes creating the most wonderfully pathetic guy. oushis another good example#GOD hes embarassing i love him. im not rooting for him at all I like yuki and itsuomis relationship too much#but i am always happy when oushi comes on page. i wanna see itsuomi annoy him more#you know how its is. i wanna put him in a jar and shake it. you know what i mean
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wow i can’t believe jean luc picard invented being a pathetic little meow meow
#hes such a LOSER i LOVE HIM#i wanna put him in a jar and see what he does#was so thrown off my first episode of TNG#going from gigachad sefinsert to this absolute fuckin loser#anyway tags#Star Trek#tng#Star Trek TNG#the next generation#star trek the next generation#jean luc picard
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Yall ever accidentally make the most horrendous OC in terms of actions and personality and all of his links with other ocs are full of misery and pain because he's such a shit and awful person or is that just me
#the starlight prince's ramblings#the starlight prince's muses#lccp#lovely cupid charming pantheon#lc★cp#lovely cupid ★ charming pantheon#original character#ouroboros circle#william aquifita#HES SO FUCKING AWFUL I WANT TO RATTLE HIM#i'm proud of his lore and i wanna ramble about him but HKJDHSKJD webcomic spoilers.....#yes i plan to make webcomic#he's so awful im going to put him in a jar and shake him around#a father but not a dad.... a partner but not a lover....#foams at mouth i hate him grrrr
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