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[anotherferalrat]

Just learned I missed out on the wings of companionship when I played the first time and i am actually devastated

[anotherferalrat]

So I may be chillin with Scara now but Scara mains scare me /aff (PLS DONT HURT ME ITS A JOKE PLS-)

Tell me why im doing the wargames event AND A SCARA MAIN PULLS UP WITH:

That electro scorpion bitch

A FUCKIN MITACHURL

NOT ONLY THAT BUT A GODDAMN FROSTARM LAWACHURL

Genuinely horrified. Afraid for my life. But honestly expected as soon as I saw the avatar.

Well played scara main but may we nvr cross paths again bc I am scared of u now🫶

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Doc how bad is it tell it to me straight

So I'm playing through Sumeru AQ rn, right? And my little brother will sit in and ask questions and so we get to Dottore intro and ofc bc manga reader/chronically online/lore player (derogatory)/what have u i loudly and excitedly scream Dottoreee🥰🥰🥰

...then preceded to spend the rest of the night being judged and sideyed by this lil brat once he figures out he's not the one we're supposed to root for🥲

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I would like to formally apologize to the wanderer stan i accidentally offended awhile back saying he was 'alright ig'

I AM A LIARRRR, I WAS A FOOL, A NAIVE LIL LOW AR PLAYER

I have finally gotten to his official plot introduction in the Sumeru AQ and all i needed to hear was "It took me three betrayals-" AND I STARTED LOSING MY SHIT

Screaming. Cheering. BRO MY EYES STARTED WATERING ONG-

In conclusion, ye wanderer's pretty lit ig (said while hiding all my cutscene screencaps)

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"WAS IT CASUAL-" I scream as they drag me away to be sedated

Kaeya on his birthday sent us drinkifyed versions of himself and Diluc (casually), mentioned the card game he made custom cards of him and Diluc for (nonchalantly), and danced around the fact he thinks of his "old friend" every time he puts on his eyepatch or, who knows, maybe every time he catches a glimpse of his face in the mirror (no big deal). He is so chill, so casual, so very nonchalant.

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BRO

WHAT DID THEY PUT IN THE SUMERU ARCHON QUEST???

THEY MUST'VE BEEN COOKING WITH ONLY THE FINEST INGREDIENTS BC WHAT. IM NOT EVEN FINISHED YET BUT IVE FELT EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN EMOTION KNOWN TO MAN AND IM STILL NOT 10O% SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

I have so many Thoughts and i need to make it everyone else's prob stay tuned🫶

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Its literally ass oclock in the morning but i had to get this down

I so desperately desperatelyyyy need a fic where sethos amd wanderer go on a commission together but for some reason wanderer gets hurt and a leg or smth shatter off (i have not actually finished sumeru archon quest so im taking artistic liberties based on spoilers🫶)

Now Sethos rushes him to Tighnari bc 'omfg that part is not where its supposed to be' and ofc he's fine, it doesn't actually hurt but Tighnari won't let him go for plot reasons

But Wanderer's fuckin going through it whether it be another bout of thinking himself weak bc such a minor enemy was able to disable (...or if he loses an arm, dis-arm him ehehe) him so easily or bc it's a reminder of what he is and what he was supposed to be

AND FOR WHATEVR REASON (he's gay), Sethos reads up on Inazuman traditions and decides he's gonna Kintsugi this mf back together. It's also v important to me that after it dries, Sethos kisses the seam better

AND WANDERERRR- THAT MF HAT GUY- HE'S GONNA BE SO OVERWHELMED WITH LOVE AND EMOTION HE DOESNT KNO WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF

If there's a fic with this concept, direct me to it IMMEDIATELYYYYYY PLS AND TYYYYY

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BRO THE MF SPIRIT GATHERING EVENT GOT ME FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

How tf r yall getting 150, 250+???

(Similar note I am so sorry to the very kind Chiori-Xilonen-Neuvillette group I just played with. Yall carried so hard, I love u and I'm sorry🫶🫶)

[anotherferalrat]

Had the weirdest fckin dream where Hoyo was tryna nerf Baizhu and they were like sorry, we know we can do better so Baizhu will be replaced by a different character shortly. But the exact wording was just vague enough that nobody understood whether everyone who had him up to that point would keep him or if he'd deadass be replaced by someone else.

And ofc that started a bunch of discourse and u had ppl frantically tryna get a Baizhu, either for the memories or to trade in his cons for the new character but the thing was, he wasn't up so it was rly just ppl praying for the best.

Then I woke up bc I was like I'm f2p i dont have time for this🫶

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TO ALL YOU MFS WHO HAD THE ANTI JAYCE PFPS

I WANT A 50 PAGE APOLOGY ESSAY RIGHT NOW Literally just finished Act 3 not even 5 mins ago and I'm psychologically distressed

[anotherferalrat]

My favorite way of coping with alien stage is reading streamer/idol/social media au's where ppl dont know ivantill are together and everyone is alive

Like wym till and ivan r dead? I just saw them streaming on twitch.tv/tilltheend🤨🤨🤨

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Guys I need Vi and Jayce to become drinking buddies and cry about how they fumbled and their worlds r crumbling around them. Do you see the vision?

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Arcane S2 Thoughts: Ep3

Aight this one's gonna be a lil different bc with the previous, I was doing it as I was watching but this one I had to lock in bc everything was happening. So these aren't in chronological order, just in order of how much I need to scream and a lil more coherent maybe

Also preemptive lil note bc I see this going around alrdy. YALL. THESE R ALL FUNNY LIL HAHAS. PLS DONT TAKE ANYTHING SRSLY. YES EVERYONE IS WRONG, YES EVERYONE IS NUANCED. PLS LET ME COPE WITH MY COMEDY PLS THATS ALL I HAVE LEFT

U kno what it is, spoilers and all that

Am I allowed to say it's a little wild that the Kiramman family just casually has keys to the device that can gas the underground? AND WE PULLED IT OUT RL QUICK-

Bro Jinx making 'killing my family' jokes r both hilarious and horrifically depressing

Am I furry? ...according to my friends, debatable. DID I THINK LEST WAS HOT? UHHHH- (PLS IM NOT A FURRY, IT'S THE VOICE. AND ALSO SPIES. I LOVE A WOMAN WHO CAN RUIN MY LIFE WITHOUT TOUCHING ME. U HAVE TO BELIEVE ME PLS IM NOT-)

Yoooo I love ekko and jayceeee their science bro dynamic is so cuteeee. Jayce pls adopt him (and use him to babytrap viktor PLS-)

As a general note I love the animation in arcane but this season's rly poppin off. Like the comic style when the enforcer team first pulled up? Gorgeous. I gotta say tho the scene in the hexgate core had me thinkin there was smth in my macarons ong

Now time to rescind a few previous statements, as a thread

'Please don't ever change' *me, who has been picking up the vibes that cait is about 0.3 secs from going full crusader and the only thing stopping her is vi*: "Something is wrong I can feel it"

OMFG NVR MIND GUYS CAITVI WON. WE DID IT. WE GOT A KISS AHAHAHHAHAH. THE LESBIANS R FINALLY WINNING

'If u see the shot take it.' "SOMETHING IS WRONG I CAN-"

See guys? Jinx isnt homophobic!! It's fuckin hilarious that she was like hope yall banged b4 u came to die

...Caitvi did not in fact win... tho ig technically this time they were together so I take back my previous lesbians divorce without getting together joke (not the gay one tho. Jayce and viktor r def gojover)

Bro was it rly necessary to jam the rifle in her gut? Like ik she fumbled but like we don't gotta add insult to injury

There's only 2 ways to deal with a lesbian breakup: become a dictator or crash out😔✌️ (vi is literally me)

Back to ur regularly scheduled ramblings

SCREAMINGGG. THE FACT THAT VI DIDN'T EVEN LOOK WHEN CAIT SHOT HAS ME IN TEARS

'Haha ur so hot, don't get possessed by spooky roses' MEL NOOOOOOOO

See now I understand the symbolism in the intro. Be nice to ur kids guys. Mommy issues creates vengeful vessels for the dark arts

ISHA BABYYYY IM CRYINGGG. THE WAY NO ONE HAS DEFENDED JINX LIKE THAT SINCE SHE WAS 12 AND THE ONE WHO USED TO DEFEND HER IS THE ONE APPARENTLY TRYNA MURDER HER RN-

RELATED NOTE: THE WAY JINX ACCEPTED IT UNTIL ISHA JUMPED IN AND THEN SHE SEEMED TO PANIC

Last but not least... tf is william afton doing in the basement? Why is it important enough to include at the end of every episode? I feel like ik who the creature is (or used to be) and im scared

OMFG I COMPLETELY FORGOT I THINK THIS WAS THIS EPISODE. BRO JINX MODIFYING SEVIKA'S ARM WAS SO CUTE I LOVE THAT FOR THEM. THE NEW ICONIC BATTLE BUDDY DUO FR

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Arcane S2 Thought Dump: Ep2

As always, spoilers below

JINX- SILCO- PLS THIS IS SO SAD IM GONNA CRY STAWWPPPPPP

...I was not expecting a gang of dominatrixes (dominatri?) but slay ig also i dont remember the chembarons at all...

The feral kid who bit the goons is so me

LMAOOO Jinx got hit by the cat (feral child) distribution system

Who is this cracked out gremlin. Like fr. Get him outta my face.

Omggg Sevika defending Jinx i love herrrr (this is gonna go so wrong)

Yuppp she's gonna crack her over the head with a bottle

Waittt nvr minddd they're bondinggg

*sees Viktor* SMASH *horrified voice* "What... am i?" Oh...

OMG I FORGOT THE LAB ASSISTANT DIED. WAIT THIS SCENE IS SO SAD.

JAYCE NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TRY TO GET YO MANZ BACK. GAYS FR BE BREAKING UP WITHOUT EVR HAVING GOTTEN TOGETHER JFC /ref. This is not the breakup I was expecting this season, thought it was gonna be caitvi lwk

HEIMERDINGER PLSSS BESTIEEEE UR SO SILLY

Bro why ekko and jayce introduced to each other like the ex meeting the current😭

The way Heimerdinger immediately clocked jayce on his post breakup crashout

Yo Jinx can nvr catch a break my poor girl

I TAKE IT BACK. DUE TO JAYCE'S BREAKUP HE CANNOT HAVE A PLATONIC BATTLE BUDDY DREAM TEAM. IM HERE FOR JINX AND SEVIKA

OMFG IS VIKTOR ARCANE JESUS??? LIKE I SAID B4 THERE'S NOTHING GAYER THAN DEVOTION. ESPECIALLY BETWEEN A GOD AND THEIR DEVOTEE

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Arcane S2 Thought Dump: Intro

Meant to do this first but got excited. Anyways, just thoughts and notes if this is foreshadowing so I can say I called it lol. This is gonna be significantly shorter than the first one bc it's just a few cool details

Still, spoilers below

Ngl I'm surprised they kept the same opening. Like Ik it's not an anime so they don't have to change it but I was just surprised to hear it again

Just think it's interesting that in the 1st vers of the opening, the opening shot i think is the sisters standing back to back as statues but in this one, I think it's interesting that as Vi sinks down, Jinx rises

VI SMEARING HER NAME WHAT DOES IT MEAN

CULT LEADER VIKTOR??? Bro beat death once and decided he's god (me fr, i love that for him)

AMBESSA MY BELOVED-

Bro Cait and Mel fr going through it this intro

...why does Jayce nvr kno what's happening evr

Bro the light cutting over Cait and Vi's hands and then them getting blown apart. Lesbians fr be breaking up without evr having gotten together😔✌️

Ekko my beloved🫶🫶 that's it. Just him

Interesting that the rose Ambessa crushes in her 2nd(?) shot is the one sitting next to Mel in her 3rd(?)

Viktor's glowing -> Jayce is walking towards the light -> all I'm sayinggg is there's nothing gayer than devotion...

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Arcane S2 Thought Dump: Ep 1

Literally just me screaming bc my cousin first dragged me into Arcane hell and s2 brought it back but my friends don't love me (they haven't watched it yet) so I have no one to scream to

SPOILERS BELOW. I'M SERIOUS. THIS IS A DEADASS PLAY BY PLAY OF SPOILERS

OMFG GUYS MEL'S ALIVE. I THOUGHT FS THEY WERE GONNA KILL HER BC THEY HATE TO SEE A GIRL BOSS WHO ISN'T COMBAT CENTRIC

FELLAS. IS IT GAY. TO RUSH UR DYING LAB PARTNER TO UR LAB. AMIDST A NATIONAL TRAGEDY. SO U CAN HEAL HIM USING QUESTIONABLE SCIENCE. IS IT???

(Also yall pls dont murder me, I'm a multishipper but hear me out- y fight over love triangle when u can 🌈poly🌈)

Ambessa collecting her army of twinks i love that for her

Omg the breakup of the century. Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.

No wait I was half kidding but Mel rly said poly canon

OMFGGGG MADDIE IS SO CUTEEEE I LOVE HERRRR. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER I'LL KILL EVERYONE AND THEN MYSELF

I LOVE WOMEN (bdhsnshshjshfhdhdh the homoerotic handgrasp)

I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH (BDNSNSNSHSHSJEH VI WITH THE AXE IS THE REASON IM NOT STRAIGHT)

Bro Jayce and Vi r the battle dream team

W O M E N (Ambessa in the battle armor-)

YALL NVR MIND WE BEAT THE BREAKUP ALLEGATIONS

The entire Heavy is the Crown sequence (just- im gay for the entire cast-)

[anotherferalrat]

YOU. YOUUUU MFSSSSS.

YESTERDAY WAS JIANG CHENG’S BIRTHDAY.

AND DESTIELGATE.

AND NO ONE TOLD ME???

MY FEED WAS ONLY ELECTION STUFF. BUT I COULDVE HAD THESE?????