#i love hawk tuah jokes

[rinitoshiplzdateme]

did u know i love rin backwards is

nir evol i

NO WAYYYYYYT‼️‼️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro i thought it was haut kwah ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[rosedosed]

Man obviously there’s a bunch of really unfortunate consequences to Elon’s mishandling of twitter but the thing that really got to me after a while was how lonely it feels to use the platform now. I only follow my friends and a couple of artists yet my whole dash is filled with total strangers and blue checkmarks trying to farm engagement. There’s an unblockable ad every three tweets (two if you’re counting the bots trying sell me something). There’s no lingering on interesting videos cause they all autoscroll tiktok style (with ads every 3 vids). Following someone means zilch so if I wanna see what the friends I use the platform for have been up to I have to manually go to their accounts & half the time the first tweet I see is an announcement that they’re leaving. It’s such a dead mining town of a website, but instead of dying because the mines just naturally dried out and people left for greener pastures, it’s dying because the newly appointed nepobaby Sheriff got really into building a 7-story mall in the middle of the desert without ever stopping to think what it’d do to the local economy and wildlife, or even if anyone needed an apple store and three taco bells in the middle of the outback.

[brrdhouse]

my fem! human bill design that has no roots in any sort of joke whatsoever, why do you ask?

[rubylarusso]

i cry when thinking about hawk and demetri they my favorites so hard im gonna cry right now

this but i say all of them are my favorite depending on who i'm talking to (it's really demetri) (shocker i know)

[sowhat-whynot]

Boyfriend tag!

request: “maybe do our own version of doing his makeup like mandy did w martin?”

a/n: this request had a few ideas in one btw also this is my first lil story on here so go easy on me, queens.

bf!hamzah x fem reader

──★ ˙ ̟🐇 ꩜ .ᐟ

Being a youtuber was fun cuz you got to come up with your own ideas and no one could stop you so naturally, you wanted to piss Hamzah off a bit. You had asked him to come film a ‘boyfriend tag’ video with you but there was something he didn’t know…that you’d also be doing his makeup while answering questions.

filming…

“Hi loves! Welcome back to my channel today I have someone special with me, my boyfriend” you say excitedly.

“Hi everyone! I’m so pumped to be on here” Hamzah says, pumping his fist a little.

“Why dont you tell em what we’re doing today” you say with a smirk.

“She’s gonna give me that hawk tuah on cam!!” Hamzah giggles.

“Hamzah what the hell is wrong with you” you look at him in disgust.

“I’m sorry…so, we’re doing a boyfriend tag and this is basically for y/n’s viewers to kinda get to know me since I might pop into frame from time to time and then you guys are gonna comment ‘who is that fine sexy man in the background’ and you’ll know it’s me!” Hamzah explains.

“You explained that perfectly but I have a surprise for you” Hamzah look a bit confused.

“I’m gonna make you look beautiful and do your makeup, like I’ve always wanted to!!!”

“Are you serious” He stares at the camera.

“Yes, because one day Hamzah was watching me do my makeup and asked ‘how do ya know how to do that’ and today’s your lucky day, babe. You’re gonna find out” you explain.

“You know what whatever” Hamzah gave in.

-

You face towards your boyfriend to apply foundation with a brush while asking a few questions you came up with.

“Hamzah tell the viewers you name and birthday”

“Is this a joke?” He laughed, not believing that this was the whole point of the video.

“Just answer bruh. The viewers wanna know!” You say as you blend the foundation into his skin.

“Hi i’m Hamzah and i was born on March 5th, 2002”

“Ok, next question is ‘describe your high school self in 5 words’”

“Hot, cool, goofy, got bitches” He proudly answered.

“You know what..hell yeah! Except for the last one i know you got no girls and they probably all ran away from you boi”

“Next question, y/n”

You continued on with the question and you were the happiest girl alive giving your boyfriend the makeover of his life. You smiled while applying some of your pretty pink blush on his cheeks. You two got so distracted from goofing around it made it hard to take the youtube video seriously.

“No way it takes this long to apply all of this. You girls do this everyday??” He asked, appreciating your hard work.

“Yeah but honestly it’s not about how long it takes, it’s about how gorgeous you’re gonna look at the end. Like a pretty princess”

“Oh my god” Hamzah turns his head away from you.

“Look at me Hamzah i still have more questions” your hand reaches to his chin making him look at you.

“Next question is ‘do you remember our first date’” you ask while applying press powder on his face.

“Of course I do! It was a fun picnic date and I gave you a kitty plushy as a gift and we ate yummy food and I couldn’t take my eyes off you, i still can’t, you’re just so beautiful. Even the dress you wore. It’s forever engraved in my mind” His words are so genuine it makes your heart melt.

“Aww babe that’s actually so sweet i love you” you practically look at him with heart eyes.

“Okay is the makeup almost done i wanna see”

“You ruined the moment..yeah i just gonna curl your lashes and put on a lippie”

“I don’t know what you just said but please do it fast” he impatiently said.

“Hamzah don’t move your eye im gonna curl it”

“What da hell is that tool!” He yelled.

“Bro bear with me and do as i say” you gently clamped his lashes and apply mascara on him.

You added some finishing touches: eye glitter, eyeliner, and a glossy lip. You turn to the camera and giggle a bit.

“Is it bad? Can i see y/n! Stop laughing” Hamzah said.

“Guys i think i did a beautiful job. Look at it!!! The eyes are so cute” You grabbed the camera and did a close up shot.

You prop the camera back on the tripod and grabbed a mirror to reveal the final look to him.

“Okkk now look” You handed the mirror to Hamzah.

“Holy shit y/n…i look different” he gasps as he touches the eye makeup.

“You’re giving Hamzah Charles” you laughed.

“Honestly guys she did a good job and i think i’m into boys now” he said to the camera.

“Okay i’m ending this video” you quickly say.

You did your usual outro and Hamzah just smiled while you did so. You turned your camera off and giggled at Hamzah. He gave a confused laugh, not really sure what was so funny.

“Now we’re gonna do a photo shoot” you jump in excitement.

“Are you serious!”

──★ ˙ ̟🐇 ꩜ .ᐟ

Hope yall enjoyed hehehiehehe & keep requesting ideas 💕

[slamminslamminmcgill]

i have bronchitis rn and you know who would still fuck me anyway? deadpool. in fact ik that man LOVES having sex with you while you’re sick it’s disgusting. but it’s sweet too like he’s also there to take care of you so he’ll run you a bath and cook for you and baby you all day long and he can tell you’re getting worked up from all the attention he’s giving you so eventually he tucks you into bed and he’s like

“alright, is there anything else i can do for you typhoid mary? tea? tissues? medicine? illegal medicine? an orgasm?”

“huh?! wait, no, wade, fuck, i’m not… i don’t wanna get you sick.”

“my brother in christ, you have the sniffles. i have cancer. you cannot POSSIBLY get me sicker than i already am.”

…y’know what? fair enough, actually. so you let him climb into bed and spoon with you. he’ll peel your pajamas off and suck hickeys into your neck while rubbing your fevered cunt.

“oooh, yeah, you’re goopier than usual, babe. guess when your sinuses are plugged up, all that mucus just has to go somewhere else, huh?”

you squirt in his hand and he says “gesundheit! ha! i love me a little pussy sneeze. you want me to fuck you yet, pretty boy?”

“mhm!”

“well then YOU gotta suck me off first, babes! gotta make wade jr. grow big and strong so he can tear your pussy asunder.”

now imma let you in on a lil secret rq ok nothing absolutely NOTHING works better as a temporary decongestant than sucking cock. that shit will empty your sinuses clear your airways and do your fucking taxes for you it will be RELIEF. hard-fought relief that will be served messy and sloppy and smeared all over your face and his junk. and i’m truly sorry to say this (i’m not) but you know his dumb ass would make a terrible joke like

“cough-tuah! snot on that thing!”

you try to groan at his stupid fucking meme but he’ll just throatfuck you at the exact second your mouth is open. and he’ll go right up until he’s about to bust. at that moment he’ll stop, breathe, take the time to admire his throbbing erection, and get ready to move on

“phew, okay! i think it’s pussy time now!”

he’ll prop your ass up for himself and slowly sink his thick throbbing cock into you, and you whine with such intensity that it triggers a coughing fit. a coughing fit that rhythmically clamps your cunt like a fucking bear trap around his shaft.

“O-OH~! WH-?! HGNH!!! oh my GOD, sluttercup, that’s not—that’s not FAIR!!! trying to milk me harder than OP with that hawk tuah joke! MMM~! fuck… fuck it, next time we have sex, you’re gonna be face down in a pile of asbestos.”

[cheeseatlantic]

price hcs! (fluff)

hi dont shoot me for not posting today… my son is being naughty after eating chocolate 😡 I SPENT FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS BECAUSE HE ATE CHOCOLATE. hes cute so it cancels out <3

- probably signs his texts off. for example!!

Dear, Y/N

Hello, love. I hope you are well at home, I have the shampoo you wanted. Which bottle is it? Have a great day. 😄👋

With love,

Captain John Price

- if you guys had kids, the kids would have the most stereotypical dad. as in the hawk tuah noises when he wakes up, cream abuse (aggressively applying lotion to the child, specifically those tubs of nivea) and the hand thing whenever their in the backseat with snacks

- the guys call him peepaw as a joke and he holds that title with pride!! gaz gave him a peepaw name tag and he wears it religiously

- went to the apple store for the ‘how to use a phone’ classes once, got the hang of it and now uses his phone like a boss! (accidentally set his keyboard to mandarin once, didn’t know how to change it back so took the phone back to the store and exchanged it)

- doesnt let anyone else touch his hair or beard, only you!! so your his barber and he pays you handsomely in praises and kisses

- has your intials sewn into his bucket hat and a polaroid of you in his tactical vest pocket, the one closest to his heart

- has reading glasses

- shows you off to the guys, extremely proud of snagging such a pretty thing

- would never let you feel insecure about yourself

- sends you flowers weekly when he’s deployed

- listens to any gossip you have, doesnt get it but nods along

- gaz taught him slang, so occasionally he says for example. “What’s good, huzz!” (doesnt know what it means)

- gets you to tie all his ties, and he helps you with your shoes, dress, suit and such.

- every single time he senses the slightest bit of tension on you he runs you the most extravagant bath ever, and it gets better every single time

- secretly has a wig in his office, watches youtube tutorials and does hairstyles on it so he can do them on you

- snores, unfortunately.

- thinks skibidi toilet is from folklore from your culture

- sends you random stuff from stuffed animals to love letters, for no reason. at all.

[the-realest-mondo-gecko]

When ur bf goes to the human realm and has all this new human slang..

Okay so this is from a joke me and my friend came up with where like Gus (semi accidentally) gets Matt to believe “Hawk Tuah” means “I love you”

He tells hexsquad and it basically becomes an entire thing where they all just say “Hawk Tuah” to eachother whenever Matt is around 😭😭

“hawk tuah, Luz!” “Hawk tuah you too, Amity!!”

I’m so funny

[dioslesbianwife]

i love how your kinky hcs are so supportive of each jojo villain, though i do think it would be really funny if one was like "no" and walked away :]

anyway might i request your hcs of jojo villains' reactions to internet brainrot humor?

lol yeah i try to make them somewhat more agreeable than they'd probs be canonically. hope you enjoy- thank you for requesting!

Jofoes reactions to brainrot humor

Dio

If he hears the word rizz one more time, he might genuinely kill someone.

"What is this ‘unspoken rizz’ you mortals speak of? My charisma is very much spoken, thank you."

Secretly starts using the term when he’s alone, practicing in the mirror.

If you joke about the skibidi toilet… you will be eliminated.

Kars

Hears someone say "You’re such a sigma, Kars" and immediately takes it as a compliment.

"Naturally. I am the ultimate being, after all."

You try to explain that Sigma Male is an ironic joke, but he refuses to listen.

Secretly watches Alpha male gym grindset videos out of curiosity but gets bored. "These humans are weak. If they were truly superior, they would have conquered the sun by now."

Esidisi 

You jokingly say "Esidisi got that gyatt" and he just stares at you.

"…I what?"

You explain, and he gets way too into it.

"Ah, so you are admiring my powerful physique? Do not worry, I understand."

Flexes dramatically every time you say it.

Wamuu

You try to give him a modern haircut using internet lingo, and he just nods solemnly.

"If this 'low taper fade' is the path to strength… then I accept."

Walks into battle against Joseph with the cleanest cut of all time.

Santana

You look at Santana, shake your head, and say:

"This man got that ancient gyatt."

He does not understand. He does not care.

Kars, however, now won’t stop saying it. "Yes, Santana… you do indeed have quite the gyatt."

Santana stares blankly at the wall, regretting ever waking up from the pillar.

Yoshikage Kira

You make a Skibidi Toilet reference, and he visibly cringes.

"I simply wish to live a quiet life without this… nonsense."

But you don’t stop. You start humming stupid internet songs near him.

Eventually, he snaps. "Enough! I refuse to listen to-"

But one night… you catch him humming it under his breath.

Diavolo

You say "Hawk Tuah" around him once, and he demands an explanation.

You show him the video, and he just blinks slowly.

"What in God's name did I just witness?"

He hates that he now hears ‘Hawk Tuah’ in his head whenever you speak.

Tries to erase it from his memory. It doesn’t work.

Doppio

You jokingly tell him "Doppio, you’re acting like an NPC."

"Huh?? No I’m not! I have main character energy, right?"

The more you say it, the more he overthinks everything.

"Wait… what if I am an NPC? What if my whole life is scripted?"

Now has an existential crisis and blames you for it.

Enrico Pucci

He overhears you say "Bro, Pucci is the final boss of Ohio."

"What… does the state of Ohio mean in this context?"

You explain, and he does not understand.

"Why is Ohio such a wretched land? Has it sinned against God?"

You tell him he gives Ohio energy, and he silently prays for your soul.

Funny Valentine

You tell him he looks like a Roblox character.

"Excuse me?"

You show him the Rock standing meme, and he goes completely silent.

Stares at you for a long time before simply saying:

"I am going to exile you to another universe."

Diego Brando

The second he hears you call him The Rizzler, he’s immediately interested.

"What does this mean? Is it a title of power?"

You explain, and he just smirks.

"Hmph. Naturally. A Brando is always charismatic."

Unironically starts calling himself The Rizzler in serious situations.

Tooru

"You’re kinda goofy."

"Excuse me?" He gives you the most offended look.

But then you say "Like, lowkey, though."

"Ah… I see. That makes it acceptable."

Gets confused when you start calling him ‘The Goofy Rizzler from Ohio’.

"Are you just stringing random words together at this point???"

[omarera]

Breaking down the Aftonbladet article putting into Swedish context, at least my perspective. Markus is viewing the award as a music award and he has strong opinions on what his music taste is. People should vote as he wants lol. So a positive thing g here is that Omar seems to have a lot of votes. He is always very sarcastic and often have one line slaps sticks liners in his articles and is always straight forward. Markus wants it to be a his taste of “best music “ award but in reality fans are voting based on their own taste and dedication to vote. He needs to change his view of what Rockbjörnen is and why people vote.

Long post ahead…

Some nominations are the joke of the year. Doesn't just stand out. It sticks the eyes.

Ok, I have a few questions. La Gunilla? Fröken Snusk? Where did the musical taste go, dear audience? Is it out drunkenly riding a valley horse?

Since Rockbjörnen is Aftonbladet's prize, I should probably hold back.

It will be such a bad atmosphere otherwise.

The taste is different. After rain comes sun. It's always worse in Gällivare. Take pastors in Knutby with a grain of salt, and so on.

But one of the nominations doesn't just stand out. It sticks out the eyes of sensitive people.

Gunilla Persson? What is she doing here? Her contribution in the Melodifestivalen, "I won't shake (la la Gunilla)", was quite a lot. But "Breakthrough of the year"? What to say about it? Hawk tuah?

Nominating her is like watching the pole vault final at the Olympics, watching Armand Duplantis break a new world record and then giving the Gold of Achievement to a falcon.

I interpret everything as Aftonbladet's dear readers trolling us. If La Gunilla is the breakthrough of the year, you might as well give the bear to Babsan's chorizo ​​hit "Give me a Spaniard", even though the song was released in 2011.

That would be about as reasonable.

For context: Babsan you all know 🫠 but Gunilla Persson is known for being a “Hollywood wife reality star” and she is just loved or hated and just a strong character. She is not a music artist and the actual new breakthrough music artists gets in her shadow.

Another nomination makes me demand that Sweden should introduce a driver's license test before people can express themselves about music. Otherwise, there is a great risk that many people will accelerate backwards towards a red light on the left side of the traffic. That is, cogs in the run-up by voting for Fröken Snusk.Her mix of knight fun and epadunk in a pink robber's hat would only have been a given winner if Rockbjörnen introduced the category "Joke of the Year".

Then so. Now it feels easier to breathe.

For context: Fröken Snusk performes in a pink mask and have songs like “Ride me like a Dalahorse” and “the Gynecological”. Fröken Snusk kind of translates into Miss Naughty. She is though very popular among kids and teens mostly. A guy behind her pulls all the strings and she basically sings the songs. She wants to take a bigger role and is starting to change her image. The song she did in Mello she was a co-author on and she was also the winner of this year’s “The mask” showing off she has great voice. Taking of the mask having her pink mask on. Some songs were also taken down from Spotify due allegations of manipulation of streams. But many love her. Others hate her.

Otherwise, this year's gala seems to be a classic duel at dawn between two relatively young men: Omar Rudberg and Benjamin Ingrosso.Omar can win four Rockbears and Benjamin three, which is due, among other things, to the fact that "Benji" has not performed at Gröna Lund this year and therefore cannot be nominated in the category "Grönan live act of the year".

There is nothing wrong with Rudberg, but if the prize is still about music, Ingrosso should sweep home everything. This summer he took on a new giant leap as a stage performer.

For context: I won’t riot against Markus, so if that’s what you want to read, move on. He acknowledges that it is a duel between them and he has probably seen the numbers of votes. That is positive news for me. There are not just Omar and Beji nominated and Omar and Benji seems to be close in voter numbers (if that’s the reason he writes the article and want to prime Benji winning)

Stating “there is nothing wrong with Omar, but if the prize is still about music, Ingrosso should sweep home everything”.

Music is subjective, and Markus saying there is nothing wrong with Omar is like a compliment coming from him. I prefer Omar’s music and we all know he is not recognized is Sweden as any of us thinks he deserves. I fully agree with that. I also agree that Benji is the biggest artist this year and he has taken leaps both performance wise and with his music. He has done an outsold European tour ( similar to the one Omar will do) and he has had several hits dominating the charts with a little bit of, for him, music style and quality. He has also had a very successful summer tour ( designed by the same person who designed Beyonces stage performance). He has had arena show in Sweden, very few Swedish artists pull that off. He IS the biggest Swedish male artist atm. So I understand Markus viewpoints. Omar is still in the beginning of his career, he has just started performing on stages and has his first tour announced. It’s not possible to compare them. Benji has so much more experience and has released so much more music. Omar is already great but he will have more music coming out with better producers and he will ofc evolve even more on stage. I see many compare Benji with Harry Styles and that’s where my references goes as well. He kind of has similar stage clothes and also the reading signs and having people proposing on his stage. So he interacts with the audience in a similar way.

The trolling part when it comes to Benji is that Benji has been/is by some hated just bc he is a nepo kid and his family. He had a FB group with 9000 members called “we who hate Benjamin” when he was 9yo. And yes he has benefited a lot from his family background and the benefits that comes with that but he also gets hate. And he still has that feeling with him it seems and seem to consider himself as a kind of an underdog needing to prove himself. So him being the biggest artist atm, and if he doesn’t win some will see it as people voted on other artist to make him not win and build on the narrative that it is bc he is a Wahlgren/Ingrosso. He also gets votes for that reason ofc, people loving him and his family, rather than people loving his music.

But all together, La Gunilla and Fröken Snusk might win, loved by the people but maybe not the best music. Omar is loved and have dedicated fans even though Benji is the biggest artist this year. And has the music that has been recognized. Markus seem to prefer his music, I prefer Omar’s music.

Regarding the trolling history for Rockbjörnen, last year Hooja won four categories, they are also liked and loved by kids and people all ages I guess, they wear masks and do fun songs with kind of silly lyrics. Listen below. But they were also “outed” and their names and life’s were written about by Aftonbladet last year which was quite controversial since they wanted to be anonymous for their sake and also their families. They live north in Sweden and lead somewhat just normal family life. So, that was also probably one reason people voted for them. A way of trolling as well.

[eternalwritess]

since they’re open.. can I get a match up for mha? 😈

I’m 5’6, have green eyes, brown hair and pale skin :) I have a pretty strong jawline, somewhat “masculine” i’ve been told. I wear glasses frequently after going blind briefly 😭. Im sorta muscular. I use she/her and im queer though I have a lean to men. I’d say I dress rather androgynously style wise. Lots of jackets.

My hobbies/likes: i looooove movies so much, and partying hehe! i play video games from time to time and I also spend a lot of time in the gym :) I really like goth music atm!! ALSO BRAINROT JOKES 😭😭 I cannot stop making hawk tuah jokes I think my friends hate me atp

personality wise i’m just 👍 somewhat of an npc honestly I do NAWT think i’m that interesting 😞 I try though ‼️

dislikes: serious people, libraries, coffee, sweets, math, being ignored, eating tbh 😭

thanks sm :) love your writing hehe your style is so nice! ur goated 🙏

i match you with... 𝓓𝓮𝓷𝓴𝓲 𝓚𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓲 ██ 20% _ ████ 60% _ █████ 80% _ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 100% ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!

✭ For you I mainly went with Denki because I found that in terms of what you guys like and stuff like that it's mainly similar!

✭ First off with your appearance, I doubt that Denki would really care about you looking androgynous, in fact I think that he'd find it cool or interesting and constantly try to talk with you because you were cool and interesting to him

✭ As for your poor vision don't worry about it! He doesn't mind you wearing glasses at all, in fact he kinda enjoys it. Mostly because he'll try and steal them and then run away with them but... who's to say :)

✭ Actually he probably asked you out to a movie date, something simple and probably because he didn't know how to talk with you outside of a friend-like setting so he settled for "oh a movie will be perfect!"

✭ It's just him being insecure don't take it personally, after that you had a ton of gaming dates and those got really heated to the point where people had to tell you guys to try and calm down </3

✭ He totally goes to the gym with Kirishima... then spends the entire time with you- yeah he doesn't go to the gym as often as he should... but you would push him to do so more and more so that's always good :)

✭ You both would probably have a ton of sleepovers... I can just see it

✭ Don't worry about the brainrot with him... it's just as bad, if not worse at times. Everyone in the class dreads when the two of you are put together on a team but are also secretly glad because they can NOT understand what you're saying 90% of the time </3

✭ He lends you his jacket from time to time... actually its practically yours now-

sorry that this took so long, ive been going through smth lately. anyways im hoping to get some matchups out lol! also sorry this was short... i didnt really have much-

[tpwkmadeline]

hate to say it but trump i will give the hawk tuah if you give me tiktok (im kidding i would never but i love tiktok)

he could offer me a million dollars in exchange for a kiss on the cheek and i’d hit him with an electric fly swatter for free instead

for legal reasons (and my citizenship) this is a joke

[shiftingwithmars]

Funny things I’m scripting in my Fame DR

I throw a ring at Chappell Roan while she’s on stage asking her to marry me

I made a joke about a “blonde white girl with enough money to cure cancer” and my friend thought I was talking about the Hawk-Tuah girl when I actually meant Rebekah Mikaelson💀 (There’s so many other examples I could script but I think it’s funny to use the Hawk Tuah girl)

I jokingly made a diss track about Adam Sandler (No one got hurt and bro actually thought it was funny)

I scare Chappell Roan on tour and she fell on stage😭 (didn’t get hurt, just like a little stumble)

FunkyFrogBait makes a funny reference to me in one of their videos (they’re so funny, I love them😭)

I jokingly call Zipper a rat in a TikTok while I’m on tour, to which she responds with “If I’m a rat then you’re a whole ass sewer” (I don’t know if it was a good idea to add Zipper to this dr💀)

Me and my friend do a parody of “You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift called “You Don’t Belong With Me”

Me and James Corden go around pranking random celebrities (We show up at Tom Holland’s house and I go “OH MY GOD, IT’S TOM HOLLAND!” Referencing his famous quote about RDJ)

A video of me saying “RDJ’s mustache looks like it’s made out of metal” goes viral😭

I accidentally trip Taylor Swift’s stylist at an event (idk why I chose her😭 I just thought it’d be funny lmao). I also get a picture with Lady Gaga a few minutes after in which she teases me for tripping the stylist

I accidentally get caught on camera calling Letitia Wright hot

A celebrity tries to claim that I stole something from them only for it to be revealed that it’s an item everyone got from a party we went to

More to come with more celebrities (kinda disconnected with most celebrities in this dr since I hate most of them cause a lot of them are just rich assholes)

[rotdaughterthoughts]

controversial opinion but i love the hawk tuah girl

like she’s cute,face card tea and she managed to get a whole career off of a blowjob joke like fair play to her

anyone who slags off hawk tuah girl i am ur no.1 hater !!

[puriteenism]

Melanie!!

1 — Her mortal parent and the story of her birth?

2 — Her age, her favorite food, is she a dog lover or a cat lover?

3 — how do you imagine her relationship with Regula Valeria?

4 — Is She more inclined towards the elements (sky, lightning and wind) or the concept (power, hospitality and justice) dominated by Jupiter?

5 — How does Jupiter feel about her?

6 — How do you imagine the relationship between her and Thalia?

7 — The story of her name Why did her mortal parent call her that? (Lmao Elisabeth literally means "God's oath").

P.S. Your answers to my questions were amazing!!! And oh, actually I'm thinking of making another moodboard for Jupiter & Percy. And oh, actually I'm thinking of making another moodboard for Jupiter & Percy. And about poetry... I'm really excited about this opportunity. (Absolutely no pressure!! I'm just so happy that maybe someday you'll write this)

1. Mortal mother: Kate Parker née Christon. Aviation nerd and law student, a combination that endeared her to Jupiter immediately. She was very different to beryl, firm, and level-headed, and she had a good support system. So when one thing led to another at a college grad party and she missed her period, she managed to like... not break down and panic and alcoholism. She found a small place, and had melanie. Just like a lot of her life, there was no fanfare, no godly ritual bestowed on her daughter. Just a hospital and a smiling blonde baby, and calls from her family. Her support system and the fact that Jupiter left her alone after the party probably saved her. Kate supremacy she's sweet.

2, she's 14, her favourite food is slushies (do slushies count?), and she's a dog person, having a dog called Radio

3: she feels so bad for her and also so concerned. Her favourite thing to do is tell her outside world lore like yes girl I know that you are in an arranged marriage with my brother but! Fnaf lore. Hawk tuah girl. Melanie also gives her candy all the time and teaches her about like other places. She's kinda like her tether to the outside world.

4: a bit of both. She loves planes and flying and is very aerodynamic (she does gymnastics and is a flyer in cheer) plus her whole family uses her as an emergency power bank but she also gets to positions of leadership very easily (girl scout leader, football team captain, lead violinist she's collecting them like pokemon)

5. Strong dislike because she's an annoying 14 year old and she doesn't like him because he's a horrible person to her like morally. Strong sense of justice from her that he doesn't align with. Also, she makes so many jokes at his expense, kinda a miracle she's still here. For example, whenever Jupiter complains about anything, she says "yeah becuase you're inbred." And also implies all the time that he's a creep for being like billions of years old and having a baby with a 26 year old. She also just acts like a child, makes sense because she is a child, but Jupiter is used to children being quiet and afraid (see jason) so he doesn't like her. Mutual dislike.

6: she loves all her siblings, but she loves thalia the most because thalias the closest to like a normal person. Theyre sharing music recs rn as we speak

7. Omg I literally didn't know that. I think it's because her grandma's name is Mary Elisabeth, and Kate wanted to like pay homage.

You are so good at Characters like I feel like your ideas a re wayyyy cooler. They should hire you at character places

[palegardenresident]

-The Pale Garden-

Intro post for a blog dedicated to a Minecraft oc of mine, based off of, you guessed it!! The Pale Garden!!!

(everything under the cut)

This is an oc ask/lore dumping blog, mainly stuff so I don't get too disorganized with all my things for this critter.

This character is named Koren, a wooden doll type character out in the woods. She's entirely on her own, and has been for about as long as she can remember.

But skipping some vital information, lore, a heart that's not hers, a strange connection to the sun and an axe, this is set after she's found by another oc of mine, named Bryer.

Bryer is essentially Korens caretaker/gaurdian, despite the fact Bryer herself is only 21, she's making do with raising the weird ass kid she found out in the woods one day.

Bryer won't have as much of a vital role in this, more so just the person "running the blog", so every post after this will be in one or the others perspective.

General rundown for lore below!!

Koren is in no way related to The Creaking, instead being the one who's currently keeping it's heart as her own, The Creaking has tormented Koren since she's been in the garden. So for a long ass time, poor kid.

Koren doesn't actually know she's not human, nor the fact her heart isn't hers, but she gets a feeling somethings wrong. Wether it's the scratching against her cabins windows, or the pair of eyes watching her at night. Probably nothing too serious!!

Quick thing before I move on, the face you see down below (if I remember to put the pic of her), isn't an actual "face". Koren is currently wearing a mask. What's under it could be funky!!

(Now, because I don't wanna spoil absolute EVERYTHING, I won't be rambling too much on here! All in all, Koren is an anxious mess of a kid that's just trying her best. And she's almost completely blind, forgot to mention that.)

Rules for asks!

Don't be freaky, host is a minor and so is the oc!

Any questions with mentions of real world events (other than jokes like "what's Koren think of the hawk tuah Bitcoin scandal") are not allowed!

Please don't use the art you see as your own, you're completely free to draw the character if you'd like! (encouraged I love this creature more than the sun)

No political stuff, homophobia, racism, transphobia, all that bad stuff isn't allowed!! Safe space for LGBTQ and others alike!

Some things might take a bit longer, if they do I am terribly sorry! Sometimes motivation fails me, but I'll try to get things done!!

Yap fest over

Nowwww finally! A picture of the gal below, Koren Forelore!! (Which is also my pfp!!)

Bonus of Bryer for reference!! (Koren makes my style different ignore that)