#i love hawk tuah jokes

[rinitoshiplzdateme]

did u know i love rin backwards is

nir evol i

NO WAYYYYYYT‼️‼️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro i thought it was haut kwah ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[rosedosed]

Man obviously there’s a bunch of really unfortunate consequences to Elon’s mishandling of twitter but the thing that really got to me after a while was how lonely it feels to use the platform now. I only follow my friends and a couple of artists yet my whole dash is filled with total strangers and blue checkmarks trying to farm engagement. There’s an unblockable ad every three tweets (two if you’re counting the bots trying sell me something). There’s no lingering on interesting videos cause they all autoscroll tiktok style (with ads every 3 vids). Following someone means zilch so if I wanna see what the friends I use the platform for have been up to I have to manually go to their accounts & half the time the first tweet I see is an announcement that they’re leaving. It’s such a dead mining town of a website, but instead of dying because the mines just naturally dried out and people left for greener pastures, it’s dying because the newly appointed nepobaby Sheriff got really into building a 7-story mall in the middle of the desert without ever stopping to think what it’d do to the local economy and wildlife, or even if anyone needed an apple store and three taco bells in the middle of the outback.

[brrdhouse]

my fem! human bill design that has no roots in any sort of joke whatsoever, why do you ask?

[sowhat-whynot]

Boyfriend tag!

request: “maybe do our own version of doing his makeup like mandy did w martin?”

a/n: this request had a few ideas in one btw also this is my first lil story on here so go easy on me, queens.

bf!hamzah x fem reader

──★ ˙ ̟🐇 ꩜ .ᐟ

Being a youtuber was fun cuz you got to come up with your own ideas and no one could stop you so naturally, you wanted to piss Hamzah off a bit. You had asked him to come film a ‘boyfriend tag’ video with you but there was something he didn’t know…that you’d also be doing his makeup while answering questions.

filming…

“Hi loves! Welcome back to my channel today I have someone special with me, my boyfriend” you say excitedly.

“Hi everyone! I’m so pumped to be on here” Hamzah says, pumping his fist a little.

“Why dont you tell em what we’re doing today” you say with a smirk.

“She’s gonna give me that hawk tuah on cam!!” Hamzah giggles.

“Hamzah what the hell is wrong with you” you look at him in disgust.

“I’m sorry…so, we’re doing a boyfriend tag and this is basically for y/n’s viewers to kinda get to know me since I might pop into frame from time to time and then you guys are gonna comment ‘who is that fine sexy man in the background’ and you’ll know it’s me!” Hamzah explains.

“You explained that perfectly but I have a surprise for you” Hamzah look a bit confused.

“I’m gonna make you look beautiful and do your makeup, like I’ve always wanted to!!!”

“Are you serious” He stares at the camera.

“Yes, because one day Hamzah was watching me do my makeup and asked ‘how do ya know how to do that’ and today’s your lucky day, babe. You’re gonna find out” you explain.

“You know what whatever” Hamzah gave in.

-

You face towards your boyfriend to apply foundation with a brush while asking a few questions you came up with.

“Hamzah tell the viewers you name and birthday”

“Is this a joke?” He laughed, not believing that this was the whole point of the video.

“Just answer bruh. The viewers wanna know!” You say as you blend the foundation into his skin.

“Hi i’m Hamzah and i was born on March 5th, 2002”

“Ok, next question is ‘describe your high school self in 5 words’”

“Hot, cool, goofy, got bitches” He proudly answered.

“You know what..hell yeah! Except for the last one i know you got no girls and they probably all ran away from you boi”

“Next question, y/n”

You continued on with the question and you were the happiest girl alive giving your boyfriend the makeover of his life. You smiled while applying some of your pretty pink blush on his cheeks. You two got so distracted from goofing around it made it hard to take the youtube video seriously.

“No way it takes this long to apply all of this. You girls do this everyday??” He asked, appreciating your hard work.

“Yeah but honestly it’s not about how long it takes, it’s about how gorgeous you’re gonna look at the end. Like a pretty princess”

“Oh my god” Hamzah turns his head away from you.

“Look at me Hamzah i still have more questions” your hand reaches to his chin making him look at you.

“Next question is ‘do you remember our first date’” you ask while applying press powder on his face.

“Of course I do! It was a fun picnic date and I gave you a kitty plushy as a gift and we ate yummy food and I couldn’t take my eyes off you, i still can’t, you’re just so beautiful. Even the dress you wore. It’s forever engraved in my mind” His words are so genuine it makes your heart melt.

“Aww babe that’s actually so sweet i love you” you practically look at him with heart eyes.

“Okay is the makeup almost done i wanna see”

“You ruined the moment..yeah i just gonna curl your lashes and put on a lippie”

“I don’t know what you just said but please do it fast” he impatiently said.

“Hamzah don’t move your eye im gonna curl it”

“What da hell is that tool!” He yelled.

“Bro bear with me and do as i say” you gently clamped his lashes and apply mascara on him.

You added some finishing touches: eye glitter, eyeliner, and a glossy lip. You turn to the camera and giggle a bit.

“Is it bad? Can i see y/n! Stop laughing” Hamzah said.

“Guys i think i did a beautiful job. Look at it!!! The eyes are so cute” You grabbed the camera and did a close up shot.

You prop the camera back on the tripod and grabbed a mirror to reveal the final look to him.

“Okkk now look” You handed the mirror to Hamzah.

“Holy shit y/n…i look different” he gasps as he touches the eye makeup.

“You’re giving Hamzah Charles” you laughed.

“Honestly guys she did a good job and i think i’m into boys now” he said to the camera.

“Okay i’m ending this video” you quickly say.

You did your usual outro and Hamzah just smiled while you did so. You turned your camera off and giggled at Hamzah. He gave a confused laugh, not really sure what was so funny.

“Now we’re gonna do a photo shoot” you jump in excitement.

“Are you serious!”

──★ ˙ ̟🐇 ꩜ .ᐟ

Hope yall enjoyed hehehiehehe & keep requesting ideas 💕

[slamminslamminmcgill]

i have bronchitis rn and you know who would still fuck me anyway? deadpool. in fact ik that man LOVES having sex with you while you’re sick it’s disgusting. but it’s sweet too like he’s also there to take care of you so he’ll run you a bath and cook for you and baby you all day long and he can tell you’re getting worked up from all the attention he’s giving you so eventually he tucks you into bed and he’s like

“alright, is there anything else i can do for you typhoid mary? tea? tissues? medicine? illegal medicine? an orgasm?”

“huh?! wait, no, wade, fuck, i’m not… i don’t wanna get you sick.”

“my brother in christ, you have the sniffles. i have cancer. you cannot POSSIBLY get me sicker than i already am.”

…y’know what? fair enough, actually. so you let him climb into bed and spoon with you. he’ll peel your pajamas off and suck hickeys into your neck while rubbing your fevered cunt.

“oooh, yeah, you’re goopier than usual, babe. guess when your sinuses are plugged up, all that mucus just has to go somewhere else, huh?”

you squirt in his hand and he says “gesundheit! ha! i love me a little pussy sneeze. you want me to fuck you yet, pretty boy?”

“mhm!”

“well then YOU gotta suck me off first, babes! gotta make wade jr. grow big and strong so he can tear your pussy asunder.”

now imma let you in on a lil secret rq ok nothing absolutely NOTHING works better as a temporary decongestant than sucking cock. that shit will empty your sinuses clear your airways and do your fucking taxes for you it will be RELIEF. hard-fought relief that will be served messy and sloppy and smeared all over your face and his junk. and i’m truly sorry to say this (i’m not) but you know his dumb ass would make a terrible joke like

“cough-tuah! snot on that thing!”

you try to groan at his stupid fucking meme but he’ll just throatfuck you at the exact second your mouth is open. and he’ll go right up until he’s about to bust. at that moment he’ll stop, breathe, take the time to admire his throbbing erection, and get ready to move on

“phew, okay! i think it’s pussy time now!”

he’ll prop your ass up for himself and slowly sink his thick throbbing cock into you, and you whine with such intensity that it triggers a coughing fit. a coughing fit that rhythmically clamps your cunt like a fucking bear trap around his shaft.

“O-OH~! WH-?! HGNH!!! oh my GOD, sluttercup, that’s not—that’s not FAIR!!! trying to milk me harder than OP with that hawk tuah joke! MMM~! fuck… fuck it, next time we have sex, you’re gonna be face down in a pile of asbestos.”

[the-realest-mondo-gecko]

When ur bf goes to the human realm and has all this new human slang..

Okay so this is from a joke me and my friend came up with where like Gus (semi accidentally) gets Matt to believe “Hawk Tuah” means “I love you”

He tells hexsquad and it basically becomes an entire thing where they all just say “Hawk Tuah” to eachother whenever Matt is around 😭😭

“hawk tuah, Luz!” “Hawk tuah you too, Amity!!”

I’m so funny

[omarera]

Breaking down the Aftonbladet article putting into Swedish context, at least my perspective. Markus is viewing the award as a music award and he has strong opinions on what his music taste is. People should vote as he wants lol. So a positive thing g here is that Omar seems to have a lot of votes. He is always very sarcastic and often have one line slaps sticks liners in his articles and is always straight forward. Markus wants it to be a his taste of “best music “ award but in reality fans are voting based on their own taste and dedication to vote. He needs to change his view of what Rockbjörnen is and why people vote.

Long post ahead…

Some nominations are the joke of the year. Doesn't just stand out. It sticks the eyes.

Ok, I have a few questions. La Gunilla? Fröken Snusk? Where did the musical taste go, dear audience? Is it out drunkenly riding a valley horse?

Since Rockbjörnen is Aftonbladet's prize, I should probably hold back.

It will be such a bad atmosphere otherwise.

The taste is different. After rain comes sun. It's always worse in Gällivare. Take pastors in Knutby with a grain of salt, and so on.

But one of the nominations doesn't just stand out. It sticks out the eyes of sensitive people.

Gunilla Persson? What is she doing here? Her contribution in the Melodifestivalen, "I won't shake (la la Gunilla)", was quite a lot. But "Breakthrough of the year"? What to say about it? Hawk tuah?

Nominating her is like watching the pole vault final at the Olympics, watching Armand Duplantis break a new world record and then giving the Gold of Achievement to a falcon.

I interpret everything as Aftonbladet's dear readers trolling us. If La Gunilla is the breakthrough of the year, you might as well give the bear to Babsan's chorizo ​​hit "Give me a Spaniard", even though the song was released in 2011.

That would be about as reasonable.

For context: Babsan you all know 🫠 but Gunilla Persson is known for being a “Hollywood wife reality star” and she is just loved or hated and just a strong character. She is not a music artist and the actual new breakthrough music artists gets in her shadow.

Another nomination makes me demand that Sweden should introduce a driver's license test before people can express themselves about music. Otherwise, there is a great risk that many people will accelerate backwards towards a red light on the left side of the traffic. That is, cogs in the run-up by voting for Fröken Snusk.Her mix of knight fun and epadunk in a pink robber's hat would only have been a given winner if Rockbjörnen introduced the category "Joke of the Year".

Then so. Now it feels easier to breathe.

For context: Fröken Snusk performes in a pink mask and have songs like “Ride me like a Dalahorse” and “the Gynecological”. Fröken Snusk kind of translates into Miss Naughty. She is though very popular among kids and teens mostly. A guy behind her pulls all the strings and she basically sings the songs. She wants to take a bigger role and is starting to change her image. The song she did in Mello she was a co-author on and she was also the winner of this year’s “The mask” showing off she has great voice. Taking of the mask having her pink mask on. Some songs were also taken down from Spotify due allegations of manipulation of streams. But many love her. Others hate her.

Otherwise, this year's gala seems to be a classic duel at dawn between two relatively young men: Omar Rudberg and Benjamin Ingrosso.Omar can win four Rockbears and Benjamin three, which is due, among other things, to the fact that "Benji" has not performed at Gröna Lund this year and therefore cannot be nominated in the category "Grönan live act of the year".

There is nothing wrong with Rudberg, but if the prize is still about music, Ingrosso should sweep home everything. This summer he took on a new giant leap as a stage performer.

For context: I won’t riot against Markus, so if that’s what you want to read, move on. He acknowledges that it is a duel between them and he has probably seen the numbers of votes. That is positive news for me. There are not just Omar and Beji nominated and Omar and Benji seems to be close in voter numbers (if that’s the reason he writes the article and want to prime Benji winning)

Stating “there is nothing wrong with Omar, but if the prize is still about music, Ingrosso should sweep home everything”.

Music is subjective, and Markus saying there is nothing wrong with Omar is like a compliment coming from him. I prefer Omar’s music and we all know he is not recognized is Sweden as any of us thinks he deserves. I fully agree with that. I also agree that Benji is the biggest artist this year and he has taken leaps both performance wise and with his music. He has done an outsold European tour ( similar to the one Omar will do) and he has had several hits dominating the charts with a little bit of, for him, music style and quality. He has also had a very successful summer tour ( designed by the same person who designed Beyonces stage performance). He has had arena show in Sweden, very few Swedish artists pull that off. He IS the biggest Swedish male artist atm. So I understand Markus viewpoints. Omar is still in the beginning of his career, he has just started performing on stages and has his first tour announced. It’s not possible to compare them. Benji has so much more experience and has released so much more music. Omar is already great but he will have more music coming out with better producers and he will ofc evolve even more on stage. I see many compare Benji with Harry Styles and that’s where my references goes as well. He kind of has similar stage clothes and also the reading signs and having people proposing on his stage. So he interacts with the audience in a similar way.

The trolling part when it comes to Benji is that Benji has been/is by some hated just bc he is a nepo kid and his family. He had a FB group with 9000 members called “we who hate Benjamin” when he was 9yo. And yes he has benefited a lot from his family background and the benefits that comes with that but he also gets hate. And he still has that feeling with him it seems and seem to consider himself as a kind of an underdog needing to prove himself. So him being the biggest artist atm, and if he doesn’t win some will see it as people voted on other artist to make him not win and build on the narrative that it is bc he is a Wahlgren/Ingrosso. He also gets votes for that reason ofc, people loving him and his family, rather than people loving his music.

But all together, La Gunilla and Fröken Snusk might win, loved by the people but maybe not the best music. Omar is loved and have dedicated fans even though Benji is the biggest artist this year. And has the music that has been recognized. Markus seem to prefer his music, I prefer Omar’s music.

Regarding the trolling history for Rockbjörnen, last year Hooja won four categories, they are also liked and loved by kids and people all ages I guess, they wear masks and do fun songs with kind of silly lyrics. Listen below. But they were also “outed” and their names and life’s were written about by Aftonbladet last year which was quite controversial since they wanted to be anonymous for their sake and also their families. They live north in Sweden and lead somewhat just normal family life. So, that was also probably one reason people voted for them. A way of trolling as well.

[shiftingwithmars]

Funny things I’m scripting in my Fame DR

I throw a ring at Chappell Roan while she’s on stage asking her to marry me

I made a joke about a “blonde white girl with enough money to cure cancer” and my friend thought I was talking about the Hawk-Tuah girl when I actually meant Rebekah Mikaelson💀 (There’s so many other examples I could script but I think it’s funny to use the Hawk Tuah girl)

I jokingly made a diss track about Adam Sandler (No one got hurt and bro actually thought it was funny)

I scare Chappell Roan on tour and she fell on stage😭 (didn’t get hurt, just like a little stumble)

FunkyFrogBait makes a funny reference to me in one of their videos (they’re so funny, I love them😭)

I jokingly call Zipper a rat in a TikTok while I’m on tour, to which she responds with “If I’m a rat then you’re a whole ass sewer” (I don’t know if it was a good idea to add Zipper to this dr💀)

Me and my friend do a parody of “You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift called “You Don’t Belong With Me”

Me and James Corden go around pranking random celebrities (We show up at Tom Holland’s house and I go “OH MY GOD, IT’S TOM HOLLAND!” Referencing his famous quote about RDJ)

A video of me saying “RDJ’s mustache looks like it’s made out of metal” goes viral😭

I accidentally trip Taylor Swift’s stylist at an event (idk why I chose her😭 I just thought it’d be funny lmao). I also get a picture with Lady Gaga a few minutes after in which she teases me for tripping the stylist

I accidentally get caught on camera calling Letitia Wright hot

A celebrity tries to claim that I stole something from them only for it to be revealed that it’s an item everyone got from a party we went to

More to come with more celebrities (kinda disconnected with most celebrities in this dr since I hate most of them cause a lot of them are just rich assholes)

[rotdaughterthoughts]

controversial opinion but i love the hawk tuah girl

like she’s cute,face card tea and she managed to get a whole career off of a blowjob joke like fair play to her

anyone who slags off hawk tuah girl i am ur no.1 hater !!

[belowzerocelsius]

hiya!!! i’m celsius! ᯓ ✈︎ ⋆°•☁︎

>or belowzerocelsius, or belowzero, or zero, or coldstar, or celsius. i like nicknames!

>i’m 14, transmasc (he/him preferred, he/they is fine too), and a huge fan of aviation and anything military, as someone looking into joining the air force.

>i am a digital and traditional artist constantly trying to improve and change my many styles, and will definitely be posting more art soon. above character is my persona, dusker.

>a few of my interests are labeled above as well as some favourite albums and movies. i’m a HUGE ghost, death grips, and sleep token fan and would love to find more fans on here. i’m also a big fan of house (no spoilers please💔🙏)

>feel free to send me questions and stuff!! i love questions and small talk and just yapping in general i’m a huge yapper beware… send me song recommendations too!! it’s one of my favourite things ever

>no nsfw or anything please but idgaf if you say like hawk tuah on my blog or like "draw ____ pregnant" if it's all jokes idc 😭 nothing weird about me specifically . lol

>thank you for viewing/stopping by!!

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[daniels-swagger]

danny wagner seems like the kind of guy who laughs at hawk tuah jokes unironically ngl

and I say that in the most loving way possible

[cinnabon-z]

speaking of hawk tuah. my frien has an oc that happens to be named tua 💃 they love it when I make hawk tuah jokes abt her trust me

FUCK tua GIVE me that article(seeing kpop idols reminds me to work on an idols game ur grounded)

[spiderculechronicals]

Hnnngh i have so much plot bunnies for this au I want to get to writing but it veered into another horny pitstop and I don't necessarily want to skip ahead because when I write out of order the pieces don't always flow together right and it's more work re-editing, so I'm just going to ramble about my ideas.

I want there to be a fierce call-out of Stark by Peter 3 and Deadpool, because of how Stark is trying to mold Peter 1 while being a privileged billionaire. Idk if this will *get* written because even fake conflict gets my ire up, but I want Tony put in his place and he ends up funding the Spidercule's new apartment without a lot of strings attached because it's for the betterment of the world and how *dare* he try to warn Peter 1 away from Deadpool, when Deadpool becomes better because Spidy believes he can.

There's an emotional reunion where it hits Peter 3 that Wade had spent even longer than two years in total getting back to him because of time travel, when from his own POV it had only been maybe two days. Deadpool kind of shrugs it off without shrugging it off, by pointing out that he's not ever going to die, one thing he has is time, and he'd have spent twenty years getting back to him it wouldn't make a difference. Peter 1 might make a Doctor Who comment and Deadpool gets derailed by how preciously geeky this little angel is.

Something something Peter 1 making a joke about a cuck chair while talking to Deadpool in front of Stark or Cap or similar, and they are traumatized a little bit. I'm thinking they could be viewing potential apartments and one is staged with furniture and Wade and Peter 1 and I guess Stark are looking at the main bedroom while the other Peters are maybe scoping the kitchen or bathroom or whatever, and right after Stark has finished saying something (or maybe the realtor has just said something and Stark is kinda chatting with them) and Wade opens the closet and the Peter 1 just points at a chair by the bed and blurts out cheerfully, "Oh hey! They even show you where you can put the cuck chair." And Wade *wheezes* he's so proud.

Aaand some love for Peter 2 being basically the Nokia Brick of Spideys, he is the strongest physically and also the smallest in stature, and while he is also a brilliant scientist he's so much more comfortable with his bio webs (which in this au turn out to not be erogenous at all, though Peter 3 gives it a try- I already wrote this scene but aspects will be revisited), though the chemistry aspect of the synthetics fascinate him. I decided he produces a kind of spit that can dissolve his web, like there's a gland in his mouth he can pull from, it's not his saliva in general. The special spit has an unpleasant taste, which Peter 3 insists on confirming from the source (but he deems it not *that* bad, which makes Peter 1 curious enough that he has to know too, and finds it exceedingly too bitter). I want the web disolving saliva to also work on the lab made webs (most of them, I guess maybe some formulations might be more resistant but in general it works), so in some kind of pinch scenario he puts his mouth on Peter 3's shooter that's having a clog issue and just back flushes it and then sucks it out to clear it. And DP makes a Hawk Tuah comment and Peter 2 is like... well, he just spits the juice in his face. And DP thanks him. And Peter 2 doesn't even know what that means but it's DP so he has a pretty good idea from context anyway.

Additional, the dissolving spit if ingested in more than trace amounts has a laxative effect, which Peter 2 is immune to and DP is too, and Peter 1 and 3 can also probably tolerate more than someone without a healing factor, but like. don't piss Peter 2 off if you leave your drink unattended, especially if it's either black coffee, an IPA, or like a Negroni. You'll have a bad time.

Peter 1 is the most well fed of the Peters for his age and the other two are so happy for him. 2 and 3 struggled with perpetually lanky bodies while Peter 1 is of course still slim but just a little thicker. He reveals his secret weapon is protein powder in everything and glucose packs like runners use just, all the time. Rice and beans. Deadpool makes him protein pancakes with real maple syrup and he is such a happy spider. Peter 1 also eventually starts mom-friending Peter 2 and 3 into eating more often and not just dealing with the hunger pain like it's inevitable.

Deadpool and Peter 1 start a figet toy collection.

That's all that come to mind right now aaaa

[str4wberrysw4n]

TIME TO YAPP 🎀

I named him zach, mainly as a "placeholder," but i don't care if his name is different in the 3d. he's taller than me, pale skin, brown eyes, with his dark hair in a wolfcut style. we met on the first day of school and i thought he was so cute. but i was too nervous to talk to him, until we got paired up for a project. zach was so goofy and fun, and even after it ended, he still wanted to talk to me and ended up taking my number. his whole wardrobe is kind of like a 2000s rapper mixed with opiumcore. baggy jeans, wife beaters, chains, all that shi (and he looks so fine in them 🩷) zachy looks really scary when u first meet him (ngl he can be if u piss him off), but he's generally just a big teddy bear ( ˘ ³˘) he is one of the sweetest people i've ever met and the best choice for my first bf :D he's always there to help me and listens to me when i vent abt shi that's bothering me. ik it sounds like the standard, but trust me, it's above the standard for a teenage boy...he also just has the EXACT same humor as me. bro is literally just me as the opposite gender ong 🙏 like one time i texted "hawk tuah 🔥" for literally no reason and his response was "ur very very SPECIAL 💜" (in revenge, i didn't give him any cheek kisses for a whole day  (｀ω´*)) another thing is that he let's me practice braiding his hair. my mommy never learnt how to braid hair from her mother and so struggled a lot with mine. i didn't want that problem if i ever had a kid, so he lets me practice on him. the first time i tried cornrows and he asked how he looked, I said "white boy carl ahh 🙏" he stole my juice box after >:T he's also one of the most chronically online ppl ik. like i swear bro is on tiktok 20 hours a day bcuz why am i responding to the tiktoks he sends like im grading his fukin homework?? speaking of hw, im so glad that he had y'know,actual aspirations n shi. so many boys in my school r getting into gangs n shit which is why it makes me so happy i ended up with someone who isn't affiliated with allat. he wants to go to a local college, which is fine, but i definitely think he could get into a better one if he wanted to. my prince is so intelligent (σ´∀`)σ also, he's been working out at the gym lately and it's starting to show 👀 (ngl gotta start doing it too) his parents absolutely love me, especially his mommy :3 once while we were in the car she was like "remember [my name], if my son ever gives u trouble, u come straight to me, ok?" it was a joke ofc (my bf would never hurt me) but it's nice to know i have their backs!! there's so much more i feel like im missing but it's hard for me explain!! when i love someone or smth a lot, i get so excited to talk abt them i can't put into words how i feel. i wuv him sooooo much n im so happy he loves me too!!!🎀

I need someone to yap about their s/o

[linkware]

I was sucking so shit (noy rlly) (just a hater) in my first zone (youth clothes) (tangled shitty fabric and 1 millipn training bras) today but i was fucking lightning in the second zone they sent us to after we finished bc as soon as its little makeup/health/beauty items i am ON THE MOVE and putting them thangs in boxes by the handful. Slinging shampoo at speeds inadvisable because they might bust. You passed me 10 boxes but now they have dissappear. I LOVE doing the small items its so tedious but they dont get tangled or take up a ton of space (i have to be careful w weight of box tho so outbound doesnt bust them putting them on the truck cause we dont usr tape)

Also i had 16 boxes to give to the ppl who redo labels bc they had timed out and cancelled and thats like 1600 dollars of trouble for the place i work 💔 not my problem but seeing an entire cart full of items i pulled out to send was still suck

EITHER WAY I LOVE SORTING THINGS SO MUCH if i could listen to music i would be THE number one packer. I have to use my brain like an mp3 player and i usually end up stuck on a tiktok audio. Right now if i cant get a song in my head my brain just "42. Oh uh. Daddys old! I think hes 7!" Plays in my head and i dont need to listen to stewie say 1 line for 10 hours because its chipping away at me slowly hc i do noy like the show at all. Even with subway surfers under it </3

And on one of my breaks i was on the smokign patio and i heard a woman say "naw my husband dont get the hawk tuah he gets the pac man" and loudly made wokka wokka noises bc . Blowjob. Its a blwowjob joke. I was across the way but i heard her and she glanced my way to me dying and choking bc i was hitting my vape on the highest setting when she said it and it hurted 💔

We also got a new batch of hires like ough. Now im gonna hear even more about "orange vests" bc they hired a bunch in my group and a bunch for the new one even if im not seasonal the groups after mine will be and they staff a TON for it 💔💔💔

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I Love Hawk Tuah 24 Heart Guy SVG - Spit Joke With That Thang SVG PNG, Cricut File

I Love Hawk Tuah 24 Heart Guy SVG, Spit Joke With That Thang SVG PNG EPS DXF PDF, Cricut File, Instant Download File, Cricut File Silhouette Art, Logo Design, Designs For Shirts. ♥ Welcome to SVG OCEAN DESIGNS Store! ♥ ► PLEASE NOTE: – Since this item is digital, no physical product will be sent to you. – Your files will be ready to download immediately after your purchase. Once payment has been completed, SVG Ocean Designs will send you an email letting you know your File is ready for Download. You may also check your Order/Purchase History on SVG Ocean Designs website and it should be available for download there as well. – Please make sure you have the right software required and knowledge to use this graphic before making your purchase. – Due to monitor differences and your printer settings, the actual colors of your printed product may vary slightly. – Due to the digital nature of this listing, there are “no refunds or exchanges”. – If you have a specific Design you would like made, just message me! I will be more than glad to create a Custom Oder for you. ► YOU RECEIVE: This listing includes a zip file with the following formats: – SVG File (check your software to confirm it is compatible with your machine): Includes wording in both white and black (SVG only). Other files are black wording. – PNG File: PNG High Resolution 300 dpi Clipart (transparent background – resize smaller and slightly larger without loss of quality). – DXF: high resolution, perfect for print and many more. – EPS: high resolution, perfect for print, Design and many more. ► USAGE: – Can be used with Cricut Design Space, Silhouette Cameo, Silhouette Studio, Adobe Illustrator, ...and any other software or machines that work with SVG/PNG files. Please make sDisney Father's Dayure your machine and software are compatible before purchasing. – You can edit, resize and change colors in any vector or cutting software like Inkscape, Adobe illustrator, Cricut design space, etc. SVG cut files are perfect for all your DIY projects or handmade businDisney Father's Dayess Product. You can use them for T-shirts, scrapbooks, wall vinyls, stickers, invitations cards, web and more!!! Perfect for T-shirts, iron-ons, mugs, printables, card making, scrapbooking, etc. ►TERMS OF USE: – NO refunds on digital products. Please contact me if you experience any problems with the purchase. – Watermark and wood background won’t be shown in the downloaded files. – Please DO NOT resell, distribute, share, copy, or reproduce my designs. – Customer service and satisfaction is our top priority. If you have any questions before placing orders, please contact with us via email "support@svgoceandesigns.com". – New products and latest trends =>> Click Here . Thank you so much for visiting our store! SVG OCEAN DESIGNS Read the full article