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Lil Pootis but I was inspired by a really old USSR film "Wolf and Calf" which made me really emotional
#there are no english subtitles but it is a film of MY CHILDHOOD man. i love it SO MUCH.#it reminded me of lil pootis bc. the adopted son calling his stepdad a “mom” and then once grown up finally calling him “dad”#i guess we all should die.#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 fanart#tf2 fanart#tf2 scout#lil pootis#lil pootis fanart
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Mr. & Mrs. Folke
#they are in love#they are everything to me#they're the only canon alive couple from the manga that is happy in their marriage#and i love them so very much#yarn folke#that old woman is everything#she's so lovely#she doesn't even talk ever. the only thing she says is “oh dear” on an extra comic whrn kaka cries after the gnome festival#she is so mom#i love her#and#tansu folke#he's a grandpa#an old soul in an old body#he's the definition of old grumpy caring man#he cares so much about his sons#i love here#this couple right here#is the best of them all#fuck romance i want whatever this bitches have#and still they love each other and are happy in their marriage#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#theyre married ik. and old af. and precious.#they're goals#my shit
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LotR Ladies Pt.2 💍✨
#a special thanks to @fishing4stars for the lovely pattern brushes!#i used them excessively for these designs but i’m obsessed with them <3#this lineup is dedicated to all the dead/fridged moms and those mentioned in passing#(plus elanor because she’s a sweetheart and also only shows up post-lotr)#belladonna is specifically inspired by her cameo in the extended editions of the hobbit#primula looks like a female version of frodo because why not. she’s cute and sad :(#dis is a combination of several fanon interpretations i’ve seen floating around - general consensus is dark hair and blue eyes#celebrian my beloved is a silver beauty all in pastel purple and sparkles since i love her so much#finduilas and gilraen also resemble their sons very closely in terms of aesthetic and colour palette#elfhild was a bit tricky since we don’t get any description of her (?) but i wanted her to exude sunshine#and theodwyn is basically a carbon copy of eowyn. strong and cold but beautiful#i wish we’d had more time with all of these ladies. they could be so interesting…#tolkien#lord of the rings#lotr#female characters#belladonna took#elanor gamgee#primula brandybuck#dis#gilraen#celebrian#finduilas of dol amroth#elfhild#theodwyn#art#fanart#my art#merilles
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If I see one more “they’re platonic soulmates 🥹🥰” comment on a tagged Caryl post I’m gonna go Carol on these mfs.
If you don’t ship it move on. Creeps. Only thing worse is when they follow up with “she’s like his mother. They have a mother-son relationship.” Wtf show are you watching?! They’re the same age??? Carol has adopted many children. None of them were a middle aged man named Daryl who she flirts with a dreams about being married too.
#twd caryl#Caryl#caryl is endgame#you don’t have to ship it#i get it#but damn why you gotta comment all over ship posts#I don’t trash on the other Daryl ships I just ignore them#just say soulmates 🙄#I just want them to be together already#I’ve done my waiting 12 years of it#the shows been hinting at it forever#I feel like I’m back in my old fandoms being queerbaited but with a straight couple#Destiel you’re endgame too ❤️#again you don’t have to ship it but the mom/som comments are so ridiculous#she literally jokes about him going down on her#like I get it if you want them just to stay besties or you ship them with other people but the mom/son comments are just 🤢#she flirts with him#they are the same age#just say you don’t want Daryl to be with someone with gray hair#daryl dixon#carol peletier#I haven’t started season 2 book of Carol so this could end very embarrassing for me#although honestly didn’t love season 1 with the weird messiah storyline#and Daryl abandoning Judith RJ and Carol#for some weirdo kid he’s known for a week#hated that#wow that last gif is perfect
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I would do anything to ensure his happiness. I would protect him from all who bear ill will to him or seek to use him Azul. No matter how fleeting his smile is, I will make sure the next time it lingers just a little more.
This is recompense for the sad Jam I posted a week ago. I'm sorry y'all.
This drawing is also available to purchase as a sticker, pin, or print here!
#twisted wonderland#twst#artists on tumblr#disney twisted wonderland#twst fanart#disney twst#jamil viper#i love calling him jam#my son <3#my son my boy#my sweet boy#we must protect him at all costs#any harm to him and my inner Latin mom will surface
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This [sandwich] is from mom. Really? Thank you.
I SAW YOU IN MY DREAM | EPISODE 7
#i saw you in my dream#i saw you in my dream the series#fivearchive#first of all. yu is truly the son in law. ai's mom making him a sandwich. she loves him so much#second of all. people died. people = me#yu is going to be so insufferable when they actually are dating and or beingopen about their feelings next ep#userrain
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look, as foolish as his mother
#chapter 161 smth about makima and denji ending in tiny boxes..#something about dying the same way you killed your maternal figure. like an idol of love. toyed around.. “i don't want to end like mom”#“you met the end you deserved” “our bodies looks prettier in pieces” “after all i'm my mother's son”#those are both makima and denji's hands pointing at him btw#doing this i realized that makima and denji have inverted colour squemes: makima red hair yellow eyes/denji yellow hair redish eyes#damn#myart#denji#makima#chainsaw man#csm#csm spoilers
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Some Things I Screenshotted From W2H2 Part 1 While Watching Frame By Frame
Spoilers below
Fucking Somic
I thought Jonathan was the one with the nice ass.
nice. (1312 = ACAB)
Love the chords chart in the background and the book that read "Weeds, Invasive Plants of The Midwest" but what caught me off guard about this scene is that Jonathan just has like, a scalpel??? In his pencil holder??? Facing sharp side up!??? I mean like, I cant judge, I also have a scalpel but i store it in a fucking sterilized box!? I dissect mushrooms with it what is he doing with it??? Dissecting flowers????
I think this is meant to be a 3 leaf clover but it could also be a sticky hand?
I saw it earlier but this is a better pic of those little dinosaur or maybe monster finger puppets you'd get from arcade display cases.
Dolphin.
Yesssssssssssss- wait what is that?
Oh my god funckin Sonic 2
The end.
#w2h2#w2h2 spoilers#w2h#welcome to hell#welcome to hell 2#sock#w2h jonathan#w2h2 jonothan#w2h sock#w2h2 sock#w2h Mephistopheles#w2h2 mephistopheles#totsN'uggs#i highly recommend watching frame by frame the movements are mesmorizing#and for all you sockathan fans out there I recommend the timestamp: 0:27. Look at that boy's inner turmoil#cause its.... *grasping for an excuse* private!#that jonny boy is hiding something (his great passion for flowers) but the way his face gives away so much (sock too!)#boy. why did you let him read it in the first place huh?#suspicious.#And sock's face being all sad one minute then turning annoyed the next. great stuff#Mephistopheles pushing everything aside for sock to vent but then pushing Sock away cause he dont like physical contact. so good.#so much depth in each character#even Jonothan's mom#her expression are very plain almost but that portrays her sort of tiredness and how easily she brushes off her son's strange behavior#so deep. so good. i love it#im ranting#but thats fine cause its my post
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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.
#kazoo noises#charles leclerc#cl16#monaco gp 2024#zoomies posting#sports posting#like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work#weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town#because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough#for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson#(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL#BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared#(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand#gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and#there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are#gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker#(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have#him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born#maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner#sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives#gets to me#anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week
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maizuru and milsiril are my favorite fucked up dungeon meshi mother figures
#dungeon meshi#maizuru#milsiril#my post#both were involved in some kind of highly skilled group (espionage/ninja work and the canaries)#maizuru and milsiril both have some aspect that makes their relationship with their sort of son innately complicated.\#maizuru has been having and affair and milsiril has biases towards short lived races#both dote heavily on them but milsiril does it more clearly in an overprotective way#their sons have complicated emotions towards them. and they’re right for that#lets see… toshiro always eats the food maizuru makes due to the love in its preparation. he doesn’t seem to have a relationship with his mok#*mom#so he was very close to maizuru#but after finding out she and his dad was having an affair he closed off from her. maizuru still heavily dotes on him however#maizuru also invented a spell to scare his child self into returning to her#and trained ninja techniques into him (I believe?)#and milsiril (though she did train him) didn’t like the idea of kabru going into dangerous dungeons#she ended up coddling him in that regard. he doesn’t know how to do household chores (but I doubt toshiro knows either LMAO)#(he probably has servants or maizuru who do it for him)#but in fighting specifically:#milsiril also trained kabru in sword fighting but unlike maizuru’s training it’s not very useful in the dungeon#now back to food:#unlike maizuru’s food the elven foods milsiril gave kabru weren’t as well received#that has to do with the different culture he’s from though#he thinks of his birth mom’s food more and had a stringer relationship with her#*stronger#despite some issues kabru says that he’s grateful for her as his foster mom (iirc)#I imagine toshiro’s probably the same way even if he wouldn’t admit it (BECAUSE MAIZURU IS FUCKING HIS DAD???)#toshiro doesn’t feel close to any of his family so his biggest connections as a kid probably would’ve been maizuru and hien.#kabru has milsiril and rin and all anyone could ever want but would never want to return to#anyways. end of essay. tldr: milfs are messy
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There’s something silly to me about Bluestar x Yellowfang
It’s just “yeah Firestar’s moms should date”
Old women with tragic backstories and the very orange boy they separately adopted
#it's a great ship I love it#listen you can claim Bluestar wasn't a maternal figure to Firestar & that she was just his mentor but you can't do that with Yellowfang#She canonically tells Fireheart that she wishes he was her son#That's not a thing left up to reader interpretation or anything. The direct quote (from Rising Storm) is#''I wished you'd been my son but I could not have borne a cat like you.''#(there's more to the quote but I can't fit all of it in the character limit of the tags)#(or technically I could but it would have to be several tags and I don't feel like doing that)#she also says ''I only regret that I will miss watching you become what Starclan has destined you to be.'' to him in that same bit of dialo#that is his mom. Like you cannot reasonably deny that#I'm going to shut myself up now before I actually write an entire essay about Yellowfang in the tags of this post#because I know myself and I know I'd do it#Warrior Cats#yellowfang#bluestar#bluestar x yellowfang#blueyellow#(I think that's their ship name?)#(I'd make a joke about how we should just call it ''Green'' but I'm sure that joke has been made already)#and because I mentioned Starclan's most special little orange boy#wc firestar#firestar#honestly if I ever decide to do fun character tags that's what Firestar's will be
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Some days you want to work hard on your little fanfic epics, spending hours detangling the lore and timeline and plans for stories crying in the night for an update, and some days you're sick off your rocker and just hacking a lung out while haze-blinking into the horizon as you halt reading someone else's fic summary mid-first sentence to hard left turn into a very blurry but detailed daydream about the dwarves thinking Bilbo died in the Battle of the Five Armies while Bilbo--unaware of a king and his company upending their own mountain in a fit of grief as he heals among the Men or Elves--ends up in an awkward Race to Mordor with a Sauron he is barely aware of alongside his own ironic Nine, made up of himself, Gandalf, Bard, Legolas, Tauriel, and a trio of dwarves (Dís, Gimli, Gimli's mom) plus an unexpected favorite cousin (Falco Chubb-Baggins) who all broke off from the first convoy of Blue Mountain immigrants to Erebor to go along and protect Bilbo.
Place bets now on how Thorin & Company hear of their burglar's survival and latest insanity (highest bids placed on the remaining Blue Mountain travelers passing along word vs a smarmy message from Thranduil), how quickly they shake off their shrouds of mourning and royal pseudo-widowhood, and where exactly on the path between Erebor and Mount Doom they manage to catch up to and dog pile an unwitting Hobbit.
#apologies for the sick day rambles#bagginshield#story ideas#I need to master the art of authors who cover a whole adventure/story in flash scenes across a series of short fics#i'd get so many of these ideas down in at least written form if I could master that vs my impulse for 100K+ monsters#bilbo fellowship au#i'm normally not for a 'bilbo destroys the ring early' since i love lotr so much I don't want to derail it too much but~ when the ideas hit#still it feels wrong to have only 1 hobbit in a fellowship so I played off those falco chubb-baggins lore tidbits#and I headcanon falco as a young curly haired michael sheen. just cause I love him & think he looks a fair bit like martin freeman.#bonus points include early gigolas humor gimli mom lore dis-bilbo in-law bonding & bilbo carrying a dwobbit frodo the entire gd time#last 2 points leading to Thorin slamming into the action ready to scream at his Hobbit--only to get blindsided by screams from his sister#queue bilbo frozen in shock as 2 royal siblings-fight trying to quietly sneak off-only for 2 very different royal siblings to bodyslam him#and dis screaming at her sons to be more careful with the hobbit and when why comes out All Hell Breaks Loose because wtf bilbo? THORIN???#(and no bilbo did not know either when he left erebor—life just be rude like that)#and yes somewhere in that the ring and gollum and sauron and gandalf and probably saruman too. the wizard can handle the actual plot right?#and yeah eagles come in to save everyone at the last frustrating minute. because what's a tolkien quest without that in there?
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i love taking those Percy Jackson "Which Greek God is your Parent" quizzes but I usually get Poseidon and I need to know if I'm a basic bitch so
obviously when the quiz is like "choose: do you like the SEA or the COLD EXPANSE OF DEATH" and its super obvious I pick other options or leave the quiz but when they are actually subtle with the choices, I get fucking Poseidon
also! i did not put Hera or Hestia or Artemis as an option on purpose. Other means im expecting to see like minor gods.
#clearly since the main character is le son of poseidon. im sure we have all at some point wanted him as the quiz result#so im expecting to learn that im a basic bitch#however i really do love swimming and the ocean and shit#and there was a huge earthquake when i was born#and my mom did that whole I Lived By The Sea When I Met Your Father And Then When You Were Born I Moved Away From The Sea shit.#just like sally ���� and i had no memory of my bio father for YEARS#so reading percy jackson was like. insane to my brain. i did meet my bio dad this year tho. at the age of 20. and he is in fact a mortal#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#zeus#poseidon#hades#apollo#demeter#pjo hoo toa#poll#polls#tumblr polls
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Pick your fave of my faves!
Challenge: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone’s favourite. (ty @ameliarating!) I was so excited to do this meme but I have so many favorite characters from so many different types of media so... because the BL bracket's "most unhinged" polls lit up my brain let's just do 5 favorite balls to the wall characters. (Absolutely do vote for your favorites, though, not who you think the most OTT is or anything. Trying to give Mishil and Ming a fighting chance)
No Vegas because I wish to sidestep the KPTS bias in polls, but I absolutely long to see him and Xie'er swap tactics and become atticwifing-their-dad besties. Tagging @turtlesocksv2 @toomoonfic @lugarn @returning-spring and @timetoboldlygo!
#madam li is probably the most controversial choice because she's so awful#in a more real world way than say mishil's war crimes or xie'er's everything#(sex pollening your son isn't real world either but! i was talking about the paternalistic 'i'm protecting you' mom homophobia)#but that made me love her all the more. unbearably cruel woman#for ages i had a running really elaborate self-insert fantasy about eldest princess li yunrui from joy of life#but until i watch s2 i can't pretend she's currently in my heart#and i originally put delle seyah on here but realized she's too tinyfandom to compete#plus she's not unhinged at all she's just. sexy.#polls
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I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)
I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think
#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja#she's just so fascinating to me#she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay#like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world#like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen#the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME#also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay#like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES.#like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay#like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did.#but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance#like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT#but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS#and she blushed??? be still my beating heart#kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head#AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE#percy jackson#no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way#also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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if you arnte playing scrimp music i dont wanna HEAR it.
#im normalest girl ever. i jsut yknow. whne max left the diner he left sonething behind i think and it was a little cgocolate candy#and i thought oh ill rturn it to him smiling emoji but i realized it was a FERN candy.#... so i ate it because im NERVOUS baout talking to women who i love so much and will DIE if i hurt#prollby shouldnt have done it#i feel like my head is too full#i should call her#no i shouldnt#man i fumbled a bad bitch :(#which 1? yeah#oh waiy shoot#b*tch#if it helps 2 know all my friend son tumblr dot com im home laying on the floor in my bedroom.#mom made me taquitos#Youtube
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