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it only took two trips to like... four (?) different stores and then two more online orders but now i finally have everything i need for pad thai. ill (try to) make it either tonight or tomorrow
#the things i do for love#(my love for thai food)#the chef whose resippy im using#says that the difficult part is finding all the ingredience#so im very optimistic#making it shouldn't be that hard#the only thing im missing is garlic chives which#until a few days ago i didnt even know had a german name#well. more than one (chinesischer schnittlauch/schnittknoblauch/schnittlauch-knoblauch/chinesischer schnittknoblauch 🙄)#which of course doesn't make the search any easier#apparently you can find it in some asian supermarkets but... haha well. lets justr say#i live in redacted#im sure the occasional rewe or edeka will have it too#at least those with a more cosmopolitan customer base lmfao#but again. i live in redacted#gonna convince my parents to plant some in the garden though#oh i read somewhere that bärlauch can be substituted for garlic chives#but i dont trust that#like at all#anyway#chef says to use finely sliced spring onion instead#so thats what ill do#ok bye#&
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Behold, a Bunny!
(for @alliechickfic on twitter)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-yuan#lan wangij#All the bunnies bouncing around cloud recess must be the most theraputic feeling in the world.#If I were A-yuan I too would throw out all my past bad memories and fill my heart and soul with bunnies.#Well...It's more so to do with how our brains try to protect ourselves from traumatic memories.#And as happy as we tend to remember little A-yuan - His whole early life was almost entirely a stress filled experiance.#From losing his parents to being put in a work camp to living in a struggling community to the [redacted]...he did not catch a break!#It warms my heart knowing he got a happy second chance.#Does anyone else think about how A-Yuan consistently represents positive second chances?#In a story that constantly tells us that trying to be kind will only result in suffering;#Everything about Lan Sizhui says: 'No. You can be kind and there will be positive change in the world. The sacrifices you made mattered.'
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i don't remember when I said this or if someone else already said this but I feel like I need to say it again
Gavin, who changes his appearance to look older as Freelancer ages to make them feel like they aren't the only one in the relationship that's changing over time.
Gavin, who sits next to Freelancer in the hospital they've been staying at the past few weeks and holding onto their frail and weak body as they give him one last smile before passing away in his arms.
Gavin, who sobs painfully and mutters "I love you"s into his dead lover's temple before cloaking both of them to have a few more moments alone with Freelancer.
😋
hope you enjoyed
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted fandom#redacted gavin#redacted freelancer#i'm pretty sure in the first thing I said abt this that gavin kills himself after freelancer dies#cuz he knows he can't bear living a life without them#:))))))
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David is little spoon whether he likes it or not (he moved in his sleep and Angel was determined to stay attached)
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fanart#redacted david#redacted angel#“native american woof blanket moon aurora borealis wolf howling star traditional blanket” absolutely DOMINATES every indigenous household#David originally refused it's power but eventually gave in#they all do#either way I love my eepers#look at em#so tired#I just know that's the best sleep of their lives#they'll wake up and wonder what millennia they're in#Ang-go Bongo
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fuck Babe and Asher's canonical meeting they met on myspace way back when they were in highschool as cringe scenemo idiots... yeah.... totally....
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asher#redacted babe#they were online daters#i think that's really funny actually#Asher 'i have a partner but they live in another city:((' Talbot#ik milo and sh have the longest canonical relationship but pls#let me have this....
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Do You Want to Leave? - Darlin’/Sam fic
“If there was any color left in Darlin’s face, it dissipated at the soft question. They’d fucked up. This was it. Time to go. Grab the bag and run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Ru—”
(I hc that Tank has a stutter; there's more on that here if you'd like. This takes place a couple months after Darlin’ moves into Sam’s place.)
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Sam hadn’t meant to find it. He wasn’t snooping, he’d just been cleaning. Between him and Darlin’, they didn’t own that much stuff, so stumbling across a black backpack shoved to the back of their closet peaked his curiosity.
He pulled it out, scanning over its nondescript exterior before unzipping the largest pocket. His brow furrowed. Clothes. Money. A knife.
A quiet, sharp inhale—Sam’s head shot up at the noise. Darlin’ stood frozen in the doorway, eyes fixed on the open bag in Sam’s hands.
“Darlin’,” Sam spoke, his voice low and laced with hesitation, “What’s this?”
They didn’t say anything. They couldn’t. Sam waited for a reply. When it appeared he wasn’t going to get one, he asked again,
“What is this?”
Darlin’s hands began to tingle. The doorway began to shrink around them. What could they say, besides the truth? Anything but the truth.
Sam looked back down at the bag. Clothes. Money. A knife. He didn’t want to ask. He already knew the answer.
“Is this a go-bag?”
If there was any color left in Darlin’s face, it dissipated at the soft question. They’d fucked up. This was it. Time to go. Grab the bag and run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Ru—
“—are you leavin’ me?”
Darlin’ finally resurfaced from the whirlpool of their thoughts. Sam’s countenance toed the line between despair and disbelief. He began to tremble. The distance between them was unfathomable, the bedroom stretching before their eyes.
“N-n-no,” Darlin’ replied, before weakly adding, “n-n-n-not unless y-y-y-you w-w-want me t-to.”
Sam shook his head, “What do you mean? Why would you think I’d want you to leave?”
Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. R—
“—baby,” Sam pleaded, trying to pull Darlin’ out of the spiral he could see them sinking into, “talk to me…please.”
Darlin’ knew they couldn’t avoid this. Couldn’t avoid him, with his damned loving gaze and soft downturned lips. Yet they tried all the same, shaking their head and biting the inside of their cheek to keep from talking.
Sam set the bag down on their bed and slowly moved towards Darlin’. They resisted the instinct to flinch as he raised his hand towards their face. He wasn’t Quinn. He wouldn’t hurt them. Right? Run. Run. Run. Run.
His fingers brushed softly against their cheek—a motion like he was brushing away a tear. Were they crying? They were, fuck. They felt his other hand grasp one of theirs as he spoke again, “Darlin’, please. What’s goin’ on?”
They stared at his chest, unable to meet his gaze as they finally whispered, “It’s j-j-just in c-c-case.”
“In case what, love? In case…in case I hurt you?”
Darlin’ felt sick at the question. They gripped Sam’s hand tighter as they met his teary gaze and tried to quell his fear, “N-no! N-n-no, I kn-kn-know you’d n-n-never….you’re n-n-not….”
Not Quinn.
“It’s j-j-just….in case y-you w-w-w-want me t-t-to leave. In c-c-c-case I-I f-f-fuck this up.”
Sam’s jaw set. Something flashed in his eyes before he let go of Darlin’s hand and turned around, heading towards their bed. Darlin’ watched as he grabbed something from the bag. Clothes.
“W-w-what’re y-you d-d-doing?”
Sam didn’t reply as he opened their shared dresser, placing each article of clothing inside. He walked back to the bag. Money.
He grabbed Darlin’s wallet on their bedside table, stuffing the money inside before returning to the bag.
“Sam!” Darlin’ exclaimed, taking a step into their bedroom, “Wh-what are y-you d-doing?”
Sam turned to face them, his gaze firm, his voice resolute.
“This is your house. Your home. You’re not leavin' unless you want to leave. Do you want to leave?”
Stunned by the blunt question, Darlin’ didn’t respond. The silence carved anguish into Sam’s face, causing panic to rise again within Darlin’. Run. Run. Run.
After a moment, they whispered, “N-n-no.”
The answer covered the floor between them like a varnish and slowly dried as they stared at each other. Sam reached back into the bag, murmuring, “C’mere.”
Darlin’ hesitated, then closed the distance. Sam held out his hand. The knife.
“Go on,” he urged quietly.
Darlin’ took the knife from Sam’s shaking hand. They placed it in the drawer of their bedside table before glancing at him and whispering, “I’m s-sorry.”
Sam shook his head slightly. His fingers trailed up Darlin’s arms and caressed their cheeks.
“Oh sweet thing…” He placed a gentle kiss on their forehead. “It’s ok…” A kiss on their nose. “I understand….” A kiss on their lips.
“You want to leave?”
“N-no. N-n-never.”
#darlin is so used to everyone leaving them#and so used to running#for months after moving into Sam’s place they were convinced it was temporary#they were kicked out of their home as a teenager#they lived with Quinn for a while and he would kick them out anytime they fought#so having a go-bag just became second nature#anyway I am at work again#shocker when am I not#I want to sleep so bad#mayhem is brewing#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted fanfic#redacted headcanons#redactedverse#redacted fandom#redacted audio#redacted asmr
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so was no one going to tell me that the newest haikyuu-bu chapter is 15 pages of omi putting on tempered glass in his underwear
#i feel like it's my birthday and every existing holiday all at once#HELLO WHAT. HELLO#you can't tell me this wasn't made for me#HE IS SO DUMB AT TIMES I LOVE HIM#looking at these panels and feeling like i'm living a fever dream actually#i need him in ways that are concerning for humanity#no one talk to me. i will need 7-10 business days to process this#[redacted] [redacted] [redacted]#-`♡´- tulip mail
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Damien with the Road Trip Google Doc
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted spoilers#redacted damien#I am Damien#I have my moms ‘designated trip planner’ gene#i have to be prepared#also#seems like forever since I live posted a stupid redacted joke#on what’s supposed to be my redacted blog lol#it’s called healing sweaty
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my 2025 redacted bingo card just says "vincent/lovely proposal" 24 times
#YES im delusional. let me live goddammit#the day they get married is the day you stop hearing from me#for i will die#immediately#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#jo speaks#redacted audio vincent#redacted vincent#redacted asmr vincent#vincent solaire
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1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live
#i am utterly feral#like i cannot be introduced into society or an indoor environment rn#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE HANDSOME STOP IT#F U Z Z I E S#CHEST FUZZIES DO YOU SEE THEM#NECK FUZZIES#SCARS#THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS#I AM WINNING#even his adams apple is nice#i hate myself#the slope of his shoulders 🗣#if i could just rest my face on his chest for a few i think it could solve a lot of problems i have tbh#put me in traction#until i walk like i'm about to duel at the OK Corral#[redacted] inside me#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see A MAN™#i have a very hectic week ahead i need to go to bed#would give a kidney to draw idle patterns in his chest hair#*rabid whale noises*#i don't think whales can get rabies but if they could that's what i sound like rn#that man would look like an ancient capri sun pouch when i was done#go to bed lacey
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Okay so,, 🤌 Concept.........
Shaw pack meeting.
Everyone hushed,
listening to David
He's giving run down of whats been going on, what their plans are this week/month etc etc. Angel slowly creaks into the back of the room, no one really turns around but Angel is carrying a box of.. Something.
They make their way to their seat, fairly close to the front, near David but not directly in the spot light/podium watever tf he is. Everyone is still listening and concentrating on David with due diligence... But...
You can hear a smol constant kerfuffle coming from Angel and this box.
Slowly people begin to look over, check they're ok yknow surely something is happening.
Turns out Angel found a litter of kitten outside the Shaw Security office and didnt have the heart to just leave them there in the cold. So they boxed em up and brought them inside to distribute to pack members AFTER the meeting. At least they planned to. They did NOT think through the fact that all of these lil shits would be climbing out and wreaking havoc in a very quite meeting room, lead by the Very Serious David.
The meeting lasted as long as it could with this distraction (a whole 5mins). David ended it early because thats as long as he could hold to the packs attention thanks to his mate. OK THE END 😘
#Who doesnt love kitten huh#Who can resist the cuteness of kittens#No one#Not even the mighty David Shaw#Yes one of the cats lives at the shaw security office#Honoury memeber of the shaw pack dare i say#Will aggro get a sibling WHO KNOWS#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#david shaw#angel shaw#asher talbot#milo greer#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted shaw pack#Ikarus Approves
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forget tiktok, instagram or candy crush, there is nothing that makes you as addicted to your phone as looking for an apartment in a city with a notoriously bad housing market
#I am moving to [redacted] and I have lowered my standards so much in just 3 days it's surreal#if you let me live in your closet I will be grateful if it means spending less than half my income on it
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I redrew an old William piece for my birthday. And I'm happy to share it all with you.
And a wonderful friend of mine gave me an awesome William idea, so be on the lookout for that too 👁
List of taggyness - @dawnofiight @achios @vind3miat0r @paythesmith @puffin-smoke @sunsickcrab ( IM SO SORRY YOU ASKED TO BE ADDED TO THIS A WHILE AGO 😭🙏 )
The jury is still out on the hair haha
#redacted audio#nevy draws stuff#redacted william#redacted asmr#redacted fanart#ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳#when this gets posted ill be sleeping lmfao#fun fact i was born at 03:57#so this post goes live at 03:57 EST
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4/9 - Tim Drake tarot card designs for Complete Candor by @vexfulfolly as part of the @batfam-big-bang
Read the fic here!
Other cards:
1-Babs 2-Cass 3-Bruce 4-Tim 5-Damian 6-Jason 7-Duke 8-Steph 9-Dick
Image IDs
Image 1:
A design of "The Hierophant" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "THE HIEROPHANT". A symbol of a spider-web is visible behind the numeral "V".
A young Tim Drake stands facing forward, holding a camera in front of him, and his right hand raised as though taking a pledge. He has large pupil-less white eyes and there is a ring of glowing blue city buildings behind his head. There is a spider-web pattern in the background behind it, and one of the lens cap of his camera. In front of Tim facing him are Dick and Jason, both in their Robin uniforms.
Image 2:
A design of "The Hierophant" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "THE HIEROPHANT" upside-down. An symbol of an eye is visible behind the numeral "V".
Tim Drake stands facing forward in his Red Robin uniform. He holds his bo staff in his left hand and has pupil-less white eyes. Vague silhouettes of Dick and Damian as Batman and Robin are visible on a dark red background. A red eye behind Tim's head casts a dim red glow. The inside of his cape is covered in red eyes. The entire card is upside-down.
#I shouldn’t pick favourites but Tim’s upright design is ABSOLUTELY one of my top three#I think it’s my second favourite out of all of the designs actually#third is babs reversed and first is [redacted]#you’ll know when it goes live!#but yeah I think I really nailed it thematically with this one#he’s pledging to be Robin and upholding tradition but it was always going to happen#always meant to happen#he learns from jason and dick but jason and dick are no more in control than he is#this was always going to happen; it already has and is and will#he’s doomed by the narrative but he’s also protected by it#he wants to uphold the tradition but he becomes entrapped within it#something something a cage is still a cage no matter how far apart the bars are#dc comics#tim drake#fanart#robin#red robin#tma#the magnus archives#tarot cards#tarot art#batman#my scribbles
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can we PLEASEEEEE talk about nico sturm's white boy swag PLEASE. like what was that. why were the sharks so intensely hiding his white boy swag. "oh we got him for his face offs" WHAT ABOUT HIS WHITE BOY SWAG. imagine if the sharks had not made a holiday music video we would not have never known about nico sturm's insane white boy swag. ik you all are consumed with thing1 and thing2 and also thing3 and thing4 but what was going on with nico sturm in that video, we need to discuss. why was he the only one giving it's big and i know what to do with it energy. ON THE SHARKS?? HELLO
ALSO. cody ceci can't rap nor should he ever again get his ass off the mic but he DID sound like an npr show host. he has the smooth tenor of a man telling me on all songs considered that this all-female octogenarian shoegaze quartet is going to be playing at hardly strictly bluegrass this year. or like a guy who was an overnight host for a classical music station. he's telling me he's got gershwin to accompany me through the cold winter night. he's signing off with an instrumental version of "st. james infirmary" at 6am. he calls his listeners his "lovers" and gets away with it bc the only people who listen to overnight classic music stations are lonely old men and particularly unwell college students. ohhhh cody ceci you're wasted as a dman you should be romancing old men
#HEAVILY REDACTED BUT I FEEL NICO'S BDE IS THE REASON MARIO HAD TO LIE AND SAY HE'D BEEN YAPPING TOO MUCH#guys i woke up so evil this morning i think i spent six solid hours airing my grievances to ko until i realized it was because my feet#were cold and had been all day. went to beryl and said beryl my feet are cold and beryl said well i think wool socks are going to be#better for you in this climate than cotton and i said WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A NEW WARDROBE FOR AN ENTIRELY NEW CLIMATE#like i did have a winter coat and winter boots to be clear but?? so i made a large wool sock purchase and a smaller slippers purchase#and can i state for the record i did live in baltimore for four years over a decade ago when snow was real. i did live in a colder climate#than the bay area winters i have become accustomed to#but looking back i just have no memory of how i survived that. friends from ohio telling me how to dress i guess#keats got a new parka too. but i bought that before i realized i was cold. but if HE'S cold I'M cold#i think ko heard like every complaint under the sun. i think i invented new things to be cheesed off at as i was going#except the 15 minute interlude where i turned to k and popped off about how the sharks treat goosh#but if i start talking about that again the sap center is in danger of becoming a new feature in the wetlands#fine i will be brave and say it. i think nico said ok if you lost your adhd fidget toy (phone) then i will give you a new one (his dick)#BYE. BYE#fresno oilers.txt#my feet are cold :(#fresno oilers.write
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[Sam healing Darlin]
Sam: how’s your head?
Darlin’: well I haven’t had any complaints yet
#I fear the ‘excuse me?’ ‘I think I’ll live’ part wouldn’t fit#cause Darlin’ would just keep flirting#redacted audio#redacted asmr#arrowsqueue#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin
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