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it only took two trips to like... four (?) different stores and then two more online orders but now i finally have everything i need for pad thai. ill (try to) make it either tonight or tomorrow
#the things i do for love#(my love for thai food)#the chef whose resippy im using#says that the difficult part is finding all the ingredience#so im very optimistic#making it shouldn't be that hard#the only thing im missing is garlic chives which#until a few days ago i didnt even know had a german name#well. more than one (chinesischer schnittlauch/schnittknoblauch/schnittlauch-knoblauch/chinesischer schnittknoblauch 🙄)#which of course doesn't make the search any easier#apparently you can find it in some asian supermarkets but... haha well. lets justr say#i live in redacted#im sure the occasional rewe or edeka will have it too#at least those with a more cosmopolitan customer base lmfao#but again. i live in redacted#gonna convince my parents to plant some in the garden though#oh i read somewhere that bärlauch can be substituted for garlic chives#but i dont trust that#like at all#anyway#chef says to use finely sliced spring onion instead#so thats what ill do#ok bye#&
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Wdym the redacted community isn't filled with bitchless mfers? Wdym y'all have partners?
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#I thought we were all living vicariously through the lives of lasko before dear#😊#I'm happy for y'all I swear#I just get flabbergasted when I hear 'partner'#like ok Sam kinnie what else
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i don't remember when I said this or if someone else already said this but I feel like I need to say it again
Gavin, who changes his appearance to look older as Freelancer ages to make them feel like they aren't the only one in the relationship that's changing over time.
Gavin, who sits next to Freelancer in the hospital they've been staying at the past few weeks and holding onto their frail and weak body as they give him one last smile before passing away in his arms.
Gavin, who sobs painfully and mutters "I love you"s into his dead lover's temple before cloaking both of them to have a few more moments alone with Freelancer.
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hope you enjoyed
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted fandom#redacted gavin#redacted freelancer#i'm pretty sure in the first thing I said abt this that gavin kills himself after freelancer dies#cuz he knows he can't bear living a life without them#:))))))
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What's the best ghost in Hollow Knight?
ngl i forgot about the actual ghosts for a moment bc I saw 'Ghost' and 'Hollow Knight' and my brain just automatically whited out on anything but Little Ghost, who I would kill and die for and who wins the 'best ghost' title on a technicality because the debate on whether or not they're alive or dead or not is roughly equatable to whether or not viruses can be considered living beings
anyways its markoth because he's hot
#i would do [REDACTED] things to that moth.#hollow knight#the vessels (and other void entities) are in between living and dead imo#they are not alive. but they are also not dead#they are nothing- indefinable and yet there#'death' to them is the disconnect of the shade from their shell and/or the dissapation of their shade entirely#which is not the traditional way death works
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David is little spoon whether he likes it or not (he moved in his sleep and Angel was determined to stay attached)
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted fanart#redacted david#redacted angel#“native american woof blanket moon aurora borealis wolf howling star traditional blanket” absolutely DOMINATES every indigenous household#David originally refused it's power but eventually gave in#they all do#either way I love my eepers#look at em#so tired#I just know that's the best sleep of their lives#they'll wake up and wonder what millennia they're in#Ang-go Bongo
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fuck Babe and Asher's canonical meeting they met on myspace way back when they were in highschool as cringe scenemo idiots... yeah.... totally....
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asher#redacted babe#they were online daters#i think that's really funny actually#Asher 'i have a partner but they live in another city:((' Talbot#ik milo and sh have the longest canonical relationship but pls#let me have this....
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Damien with the Road Trip Google Doc
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted spoilers#redacted damien#I am Damien#I have my moms ‘designated trip planner’ gene#i have to be prepared#also#seems like forever since I live posted a stupid redacted joke#on what’s supposed to be my redacted blog lol#it’s called healing sweaty
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1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live
#i am utterly feral#like i cannot be introduced into society or an indoor environment rn#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE HANDSOME STOP IT#F U Z Z I E S#CHEST FUZZIES DO YOU SEE THEM#NECK FUZZIES#SCARS#THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS#I AM WINNING#even his adams apple is nice#i hate myself#the slope of his shoulders 🗣#if i could just rest my face on his chest for a few i think it could solve a lot of problems i have tbh#put me in traction#until i walk like i'm about to duel at the OK Corral#[redacted] inside me#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see A MAN™#i have a very hectic week ahead i need to go to bed#would give a kidney to draw idle patterns in his chest hair#*rabid whale noises*#i don't think whales can get rabies but if they could that's what i sound like rn#that man would look like an ancient capri sun pouch when i was done#go to bed lacey
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forget tiktok, instagram or candy crush, there is nothing that makes you as addicted to your phone as looking for an apartment in a city with a notoriously bad housing market
#I am moving to [redacted] and I have lowered my standards so much in just 3 days it's surreal#if you let me live in your closet I will be grateful if it means spending less than half my income on it
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Okay so,, 🤌 Concept.........
Shaw pack meeting.
Everyone hushed,
listening to David
He's giving run down of whats been going on, what their plans are this week/month etc etc. Angel slowly creaks into the back of the room, no one really turns around but Angel is carrying a box of.. Something.
They make their way to their seat, fairly close to the front, near David but not directly in the spot light/podium watever tf he is. Everyone is still listening and concentrating on David with due diligence... But...
You can hear a smol constant kerfuffle coming from Angel and this box.
Slowly people begin to look over, check they're ok yknow surely something is happening.
Turns out Angel found a litter of kitten outside the Shaw Security office and didnt have the heart to just leave them there in the cold. So they boxed em up and brought them inside to distribute to pack members AFTER the meeting. At least they planned to. They did NOT think through the fact that all of these lil shits would be climbing out and wreaking havoc in a very quite meeting room, lead by the Very Serious David.
The meeting lasted as long as it could with this distraction (a whole 5mins). David ended it early because thats as long as he could hold to the packs attention thanks to his mate. OK THE END ��
#Who doesnt love kitten huh#Who can resist the cuteness of kittens#No one#Not even the mighty David Shaw#Yes one of the cats lives at the shaw security office#Honoury memeber of the shaw pack dare i say#Will aggro get a sibling WHO KNOWS#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted.txt#david shaw#angel shaw#asher talbot#milo greer#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted shaw pack#Ikarus Approves
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4/9 - Tim Drake tarot card designs for Complete Candor by @vexfulfolly as part of the @batfam-big-bang
Read the fic here!
Other cards:
1-Babs 2-Cass 3-Bruce 4-Tim 5-Damian 6-Jason 7-Duke 8-Steph 9-Dick
Image IDs
Image 1:
A design of "The Hierophant" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "THE HIEROPHANT". A symbol of a spider-web is visible behind the numeral "V".
A young Tim Drake stands facing forward, holding a camera in front of him, and his right hand raised as though taking a pledge. He has large pupil-less white eyes and there is a ring of glowing blue city buildings behind his head. There is a spider-web pattern in the background behind it, and one of the lens cap of his camera. In front of Tim facing him are Dick and Jason, both in their Robin uniforms.
Image 2:
A design of "The Hierophant" tarot card. It has the texture of recycled paper and reads "THE HIEROPHANT" upside-down. An symbol of an eye is visible behind the numeral "V".
Tim Drake stands facing forward in his Red Robin uniform. He holds his bo staff in his left hand and has pupil-less white eyes. Vague silhouettes of Dick and Damian as Batman and Robin are visible on a dark red background. A red eye behind Tim's head casts a dim red glow. The inside of his cape is covered in red eyes. The entire card is upside-down.
#I shouldn’t pick favourites but Tim’s upright design is ABSOLUTELY one of my top three#I think it’s my second favourite out of all of the designs actually#third is babs reversed and first is [redacted]#you’ll know when it goes live!#but yeah I think I really nailed it thematically with this one#he’s pledging to be Robin and upholding tradition but it was always going to happen#always meant to happen#he learns from jason and dick but jason and dick are no more in control than he is#this was always going to happen; it already has and is and will#he’s doomed by the narrative but he’s also protected by it#he wants to uphold the tradition but he becomes entrapped within it#something something a cage is still a cage no matter how far apart the bars are#dc comics#tim drake#fanart#robin#red robin#tma#the magnus archives#tarot cards#tarot art#batman#my scribbles
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Ok so maybe we all aren't British or from the US,, but I haven't met a single redacted user on here that wasn't trans or autistic. Not ONE.
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#and I live by that#seriously the amount of times I've looked on someone's bio and saw 'autistic' could make me rich#I am both btw#here comes the people that are like 'I'm neither trans or autistic' ok#then this post isn't for you idk anymore man#what is this Twitter#*I* haven't met one I said!
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[Sam healing Darlin]
Sam: how’s your head?
Darlin’: well I haven’t had any complaints yet
#I fear the ‘excuse me?’ ‘I think I’ll live’ part wouldn’t fit#cause Darlin’ would just keep flirting#redacted audio#redacted asmr#arrowsqueue#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin
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The most popular polycule on campus!
I think I'm happy with everyone's look but Laskos and Gavins, they're both like incredibly close to how I envision them but I think I need to tweak em a bit more ough.
But I am demanding hand in marriage at Hux and Damien 👉🏼👈🏼
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted damn crew#redacted huxley#redacted damien#redacted lasko#redacted gavin#redacted freelancer#one day ill draw the other laskos that live in my head#i just think its funny if hes the token white boy of the group#like how i draw David lol#every redacted group gets one ☝🏼 white boy#myart
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If I ever meet a redacted fan in the wild I will fight you to the death. Pray we never meet.
#redacted audio#redactedverse#we likely never will because I live in Britain and never leave my house BUT JUST IN CASE
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OPLA appreciation week
favorite outfit: Sanji's chef uniform
#oplaaw23#oplaedit#alexisedits#useremu#sanji#taz skylar#opla#one piece live action#when i tell you ive been WAITING to post this#and this is one of the many reasons why ep 5 made it as my fave episode#hot take but this has to be THE hottest outfit from the show#giggling kicking my feet going absolutely feral for this man#i want him to [REDACTED] and *dolphin sounds* me and-#taz im begging for a chance
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