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I actually spoke up to ask the hair stylist if she could change something and she was annoyed 😭

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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what it’s like walking around with me

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Street evangelizers trigger my fight or flight and as a human I am a flightless animal

The urge to throw hands with one of them is only stopped by the grace of Christ and the knowledge that I don’t wanna be used as fuel for their weird persecution complex conservative agenda

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

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Finally continuing my gf rewatch and im on the golf war, the stan and mabel interactions this episode are so 🥺

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This captures something I don't think I'll ever be able to put in to words.

Oh how I love shaun tan.

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her aim is not getting better, she down bad

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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank

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Are you experienced in Ant? 🐜🐜🐜

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me: care about people

half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do.

the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution.

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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

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*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha