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this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

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being inside a slime or some kind of ooze is actually really enriching for adventurers and lets them explore new avenues of self expression so if you want to make an adventurer really happy you can throw them into one of us

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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

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they got how to train your dragon

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oh ok

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I am SO glad the Goncharov meme happened before image generating ai you don't even know

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Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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Literally so sad that you can't get disability allowance as a sneezy pyromaniac who's irrevocably horny

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shatner is a ham but he managed to shapeshift into the greatest actor of all time exclusively for Homosexual scenes with Kirk and Spock. he acts the fuck out of those. give him oscar

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My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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New Minecraft trailer

WHAT?!?!

!?!!?!!?

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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

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