#i live for these

[napoleondidthat]

A cringe fest of Napoleon movie WTF moments.

The sad part is that I can actually see Napoleon doing some of these things, but something dies inside of me when I look at these.

[user4737283959391918183774]

“me and my friends at the soccer tournament”

[glibble-glonker]

i also saw first now that you liked the 3rd hc list so i won’t include that

also i angstyfy it because im listening to billie elish rn she slaps

so here are proper Izzy hcs feat. my dyslexia and self projection

- Shs has a hat that says “this hat hides my lobotomy scars”

- Definitely wants to be like her sister to some level (whom i have said multiple times is scarlet)

- she’s a MASTER at hair styles, she just doesn’t always feel like doing them. But eats it up whenever someone asks her to do their hair.

- her favourite food is mejillones a la marinera y pan and her favourite drink is aloe vera water

- heterochromia

- can hold her breath for a crazy long time and definitely played mermaids in the pool when she was younger

- always a little late when it comes to typical teenage things like “hey you should start using oil on your skin to get rid of those stretch marks y’know” “no why the fuck would i do that it looks like i was struck by lightning that shits epic”

- i said this in another post but i think her and Heather used to be very good friends until Heather got a taste of popularity and then ditched Izzy. But yeah i think she was one of those friends that weren’t really smart but also very smart. “my mom said i had to watch my weight, so yeah i can’t have that.” “tell your mom to stop lecturing you about your weight, and tell her to lecture your dad cause i saw him on my moms couch this morning.”

- also her short hair slayed i just had to say that

- has some form of tics (tics not tourettes, i can make a whole essay on the difference)

- i had a dream once that her and ezekiel were neighbours by farm and used to go to a crunch together so im gonna add that too (idk man dreams are weird)

- VERY messy room

- distances herself from people that she’s close with (friends specifically) so that she doesn’t have some form of breakdown in front of them, and they end up thinking she’s insane and leave her.

- ^ i think that ship sailed but she’s a little slow 👍

- begs her friends to teach her how to cook. they mostly just reject it cause they know she’s gonna fuck up, but it’s mostly cause her parents had a tendency to yell when she made a mess or fucked something up. so she’d rather learn it from someone like Noah or Cody

- ^ i’m not a noco shipper i just think Izzy and Cody would be good friends.

- also her and duncan first met at a pistol safety course

- her friends definitely have to look twice whenever she falls asleep somewhere because idk she’s just not the kinda person you’d expect to fall asleep ykwim

- ^ like they know she’s a fucking human but they get thrown off when she suddenly gets tired like damn girl you sleep?

- she’s a floptok icon she just doesn’t know it

- duncan and izzy are younger sister older brother type shit

- ^ they both probably got arrested by duncan’s parents themselves

ALSO, i’ve done crazy research on psychosis for an english essay, and the things i say about psychosis are backed up by research from the international mental health institute

- ^ she’s not one to get scared and/or paranoid, but when she does it’s BAD, like she’s checking every cabinet, locking every door three times, closing all blinds. and sometimes her friends (i say friends cause what are the chances her siblings don’t already know about this) get scared too cause like damn who doesn’t get scared when their friends start checking behind every door while saying that someone is outside.

- “there are bugs under your skin” and she’s throwing herself off a boat she’s gone

Oh my god that’s a lot i think i’m gonna stop there

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OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH HETROCROMIA IZZY AHH

[m3tth4ws]

marner scores on demko — all star game 2024 © mark blinch / getty images

[accio-victuuri]

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[sant-riley]

Thinking about this comment on Teddy and Ghosts fic

[p21-adrift]

was nobody gonna tell me dothelocomotiooon larkin 2024 game dropped 😜

[boxofthings]

anon is back to scream into the void ghostroach thoughts, I just feel like this duo would fit the quality time love language so well, because of the like, forbidden nature of their relationship as superior and subordinate yknow, and also because ghost is a private person probably, but like back to the initial thought, just,,, imagine, it ain’t that noticeable but if you’re aware of their relationship you’ll notice that ghost and roach are often just in the same room as each other, maybe not interacting a lot of the time, maybe they don’t even acknowledge each other, but they’re always together, just, being content with being around each other, and I think it’d be cute to see through soaps eyes how they subtly show affection for each other, maybe not so subtly, idk. Also hands, is this just wish fulfilment on my part, maybe, but like hands??? Do you know what I mean??? I think I’m being too vague, let me expand on the previous spa day suggestion, because I was specifically thinking about taking care of someone’s hands!!! Especially when they use it for like, not so nice deeds, it’s just the thought that maybe ghost isn’t too nice on himself and being vulnerable enough to trust roach and finding a lil self love to allow himself this creature comfort. I just want my boys to be taken care of, ok, they deserve the world dammit. Ah, sorry for uh, the word vomit, ghostroach just makes me feel so many things

YOU ARE SO CORRECT ANON scream your ghostroach thoughts louder into the void

I agree 100% with this and the whole quality time love language would be such a huge element of this pairing considering what Ghost's character is like and how I hc Roach's character.

Ghost is someone who I see struggling with being emotional verbally and being able to express his love for someone through heavier acts of affection (like giving flowers, kissing, PDA, etc..)

And Roach seems like someone that likes people-watching, or appreciating moments quietly (I hc him being a talkative mute, but overall I think he'd be a very chill and emmersive kinda guy that likes to sit on the sidelines and observe).

So when these two are paired together they probably like to sit in silence a lot. Maybe Roach will make a comment and Ghost will respond with a simple grunt of acknowledgement. Roach will write in his journal, Ghost might just be vaguely watching the room or strategizing for their next mission in his head, and the only indication that they even acknowledge the other is a small point of contact (shoulders touching, someone's knee touching the other, etc) just little things that, unless you knew them, you wouldn't catch.

This is probably their favourite leisure activity, not having to deal with the chaos of their military lives, being able to settle down and relax whilst having their loved one safe and next to them. And if they have privacy, they absolutely take care of each other. Just lazy and gentle touches where they don't even speak and just allow themselves to unwind. Probably some body worship lmao and just overall softness.

and the HANDS. absolutely them having a thing for each other's hands. While I don't see them being very PDA (especially since relations between superior and subordinate are prohibited) I do see them playing around with each other's hands when they're alone or just in the rush of the moment, like right before they have to separate on a mission (hooking fingers, tracing shapes in the other's palms, etc).

I actually do have a wip where we observe ghostroach's dynamic through Soap's eyes! I just feel like they'd be a very subtle couple but if you have a keen eye and know them well, every little thing they do with each other means sm more.

[calliettes-posts]

Another masterpiece by @superflytrap

[me-be-bubbles]

YAASSS THERAPEUTIC SESSIONS WITH YOUR GIRLIE AFTER A LONG TIME

[rivers-for-me]

listening to lana on a bad car radio and it's blue hour and the moon is beautiful im literally ascending

[lovemyavatar]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3BSfB3/

this one is so chaotic but it made me CACKLE so i hope it gives you a good laugh too 💕

LMAO thanks girl I really needed a laugh 💗

I miss goofy Jake so much! why does he look/sound his best when he’s fighting for his life that little ARGHH has me SWEATING

[getscaredhellyeah]

adam is the uncle that's pretending not to know why you and bradley have eaten 40 servings of just straight mashed potatoes. johnny is your older brother that's just listening to music on his phone has not touched a single serving of anything on his plate. nick is laughing hysterically at you and bradley being high off your tits and dan is talking like a normal person to the rest of the family.

sounds like thanksgiving with my moms side of the family

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes