#i liked killing hobbs
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You delight in wickedness and then berate yourself for the delight.
There is something special to me in the way how in first three episodes Will realises how good and natural he feels about killing and how you can see on his face that he is ashamed about it.
#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#will graham#hannibal gifs#hannibal lecter#hannigram#murder family#abigail hobbs#murder husbands#apéritif#hannibal s01e01#mercy#amuse bouche#hannibal s01e02#slutty salmon shirt before it became slutty#i feel good#killing hobbs felt just#i liked killing hobbs#hannibal s01e03#potage#it's the ugliest thing in the world#dark will graham#will graham my beloved
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i think jek should fistfight fitz
#rote#realm of the elderlings#beloved#the fool#lord golden#jek#robin hobb#art#fanart#i think jek should have come in during the quarrel like ''is he bothering you queen'' and then killed him
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rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.
Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.
And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.
#hannibal#hannigram#hanniblogging#hannigram brainrot is real#also ive watched the entirety of hannibal like four times and everytime i watch it i still find stuff to lose my mind over#brian fuller the brain that you have#winston my beloved#also plzzzz the way hannibal was just gonna kill jack with like no hesitation#AND the way hannibal was fucking smitten from the moment he spoke to will#like wills all like i hate eye contract its distracting as hell and hannibal is just looking at him like 😍😍😍#plss you are embarrassing yourself#also question#when will was like how do you see me and hannibal said that shit about the mongoose and the snakes and will just looks at him like ????#do yall think he was confused because he was genuinely like dude what the actual fuck are you saying#or because he understood it#and the woman at hobbs' work being like two guys from the fbi#and neither of them are technically from the fbi#just two insane dudes having a first date by larping an active fbi investigation#omg and when will shoots hobbs he realizes that oh fuck this is my chance this is my chance to kill and finally satisfy that dark urge#so after he shoots him once he just keeps shooting shooting shooting till its impossible for hobbs to survive for hobbs to be dead#till it was will that killed him
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So I just read all 914 pages of Fool’s Fate in one day. I don’t think I’ve ever read that much in one day ever. These books are so good holy snickerdoodles I love the politics and the amazing worldbuilding (robin writes matriarchies and different societal structures SO GOOD) and the realistic characters and Fitz’s unreliable narration and also the gay ass ‘friendship’ between him and the fool (fitz ‘no homo but also my bond with you is deeper than my love for anyone else including my other half bonded wolf and my wife and also sex’ farseer)
So uh. Yeah. Excuse me while I go cry in the corner. Again.
#aint no way you’re convincing me fitz is less than bi he’s just got internal homophobia so he can’t recognize it#lowkey canon if u disagree I’m sorry but ur just wrong 🤷♀️#the way some of his lines with beloved mirror lines he’s had with the women he’s slept with is just#robin#robin hobb#why must you torture me so exquisitely#I love these books so goddamn much aaaaaaaaaaaaaa#don’t even get me started on the ‘beloved’ thing#fools fate#fitzchivalry farseer#farseer trilogy#tawny man trilogy#fitz x fool#fitzloved#the way literally everyone else was like ‘they’re fucking’ and fitz over here like ‘uh uh no way nope love you but no homo bro’#meanwhile beloved over there just dying inside#also when he died I almost laughed bc I couldn’t believe robin was going to kill off the only canon gay character after torturing him#SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF HIS GAYNESS#glad she didn’t bury that gay after all#these books are so aggressively straight with all this talk about men and women and how different they are she couldn’t handle beloved#and his genderfluidity#jk I’m glad they even exist at all their bond is very compelling both platonically and romantically and I fear what may have been written#if they got together canonically#I love them so much#really excited to read the fitz and the fool trilogy hopefully it’s just as compelling with their relationship#might do fanart at some point if I feel it
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it never slips my mind that kaycee died young but it took me a bit to register that her manner of death is one of the most unimaginably painful ones to go through. oh well if homegirl was lucky she passed out from the smoke before she could feel her skin peel off 😁🤞
#i know her death is prooobably an assassination? given what she knew and her being the only casualty#even though risking burning down your whole building seems excessive..#but i like the thought it was purely tragic cosmic joke on her HAH#like god has it out for her. girl just die#'the exact circumstances of her death are unknown''#i dont know if that statement is regarding what killed her specifically or what started the fire or both#i know theres something about faulty wiring but we know gamefuna would just lie lol#do you think EMTs got there before she was taken by complications? or was she olone when the light left her eyes.#did the defibrillator fail?#kaycee hobbes
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My experience with female characters in television is an interesting ride because I can start out being kinda indifferent about a female character but then I see how much hate she gets and suddenly I’m putting pictures of her face on my wall
#you hate my woman because she’s evil? I like her evil let her kill more people#you hate my woman because she “gets in the way” of your mlm ship? hm I think she should be free to date both of them at the same time#you hate my woman because she “distracts from the plot?” because the writers didn’t pay enough attention to her arc?#good thing I have google docs and an ao3 account#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#abigail hobbs#alana bloom#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#misty quigley#breaking bad#skyler white#stranger things#nancy wheeler#el hopper#my post
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it's my third year at a school in sweden and i have just been very bad at Conversing with people - like i am on friendly terms with everyone, i can do surface level small talk with most people (unless they're trying to talk to me at a loud party. why do people do that, i literally Can Not hear and understand you). i Try to participate by joining i when i hear something i can actually talk about, but it happens so rarely i mostly just do my own introvert thing in the periphery. a large part of this is just the language barrier in combination with the broken auditory processing. another part is of course, the Autism, and that i'm too queer and weird and online to connect easily with normies (non-derogative). i'm sure many can relate to this struggle!! i know i'm not actually terrible at holding conversations, because once i'm among my people, we're GOING. talking for HOURS. i sometimes forget this, when i've been isolated from my crowd for too long.
anyway. i have at least one classmate who's online enough to even get what i'm talking about, which is nice. (he had to explain what a 'fantasy league' is to me. "oh, like sports headcanons?" "...sure. like that.") now there's also a guy in the 2nd year who i will, occasionally, when the stars align, have interesting conversations with that go a little deeper than what's going on at school. this is a great development for me, even though i still leave these occasions like "oh god that was too much i am a wretched tumblrina stereotype and i will face judgement for my cringe" but i must embrace it. i know who i am and i own it. anyway all this to say that i'm only a little bit ashamed at joining a conversation today because i heard them talk about the omegaverse. we had a very interesting talk about media literacy and conspiracy theories okay. i learnt about chromatherapy wands
#swedenquest#this is just another nail in my tumblrina coffin#i got to peddle the if books could kill podcast. im always pleased to inflict michael hobbes upon my peers#sometimes it really is about finding the right people!!!#being in a crowd that's not the right fit for you can get so lonely and make you feel like you're socially defective#but then you find someone who gets it and it's such a relief hahaha
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having a straight man and a gay man co host a podcast about bad books is sooooo silly . I love it
#Listening to the if books could kill’s the game episode and it’s just Michael Hobbes and Peter Shamshiri giggling while#Making fun of a misogynistic best selling book#And it’s like actually so silly but I love them SOOO much and their chemistry is so cute idk#This is my favorite filler podcast to have on when I’m doing smth and not paying maximal attention but like#Still paying enough attention to be entertained
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claudia x abigail manifesto
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so claudia (iwtv) and abigail hobbs are narratively very similar right- they both doomed by the narrative, shoved into the middle of a toxic relationship that will destroy anything that comes between them. they both are daughters, forced to perform a role for far too long. they are both smart and manipulative and dangerous but somehow never the main characters, never the masters of their own fates.
however, they both are such different characters in fascinating ways- claudia revels in killing; abigail loathes it to the point that she convinces herself that she had no part in it, it scares her. claudia kills lestat; abigail agrees to help hannibal. (both acts of self preservation, but in wildly different ways) claudia sings in defiance; abigail bares her neck in obedience.
so i had a thought. what if claudia survived the théàtre des vampires. what if she came back to the states. what if the hannibal plotline took place in the 1970s rather than the 2010s. what if abigail and claudia met. what if they fell in love. what if they committed patricide. x4.
what if…
completely unrelated but my ao3 is shrike_seventeen :)
#abigail hobbs#claudia eparvier#hannibal nbc#iwtv amc#lesbians#yes i know they’re from entirely different pieces of media but i don’t care#let’s make shipping fun again#make shipping fun again 2024#my little darlings#they’re both so ethel cain coded as well#and they should kiss#do they need to go to therapy or do they just need to kill their dads?#look i may be delusional but i have a vision#they deserved better#so by god i’ll give them better#hannibal show#nbc hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#this is my life’s purpose#i was put on this earth for this reason#if no one likes this i’ll cry#my magnum opus
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i love being right about freminet. there was always going to be a point where he wild cards and is the one to stand up against arlecchino’s philosophy
#also super fun that so many ppl called lynette as the one to go w frey.#like lyney’s a long distance fighter but it’s still funny#anyways glad hoyo seems to be going this direction. keep it up 🫡#freminet#lyney#lynette#genshin impact spoilers#genshin spoilers#it’s the xiao freminet parallel for me. & frey being able to withstand arle’s attacks#i’d argue arle does care abt them. she also wants to use them. she uses their prev shitty circumstances to keep them in a bad one#this is just particularly funny to me bc it aligns w an au of mine#i have an oc named sinead hobbes who knew arle prior to becoming arle.#& told frey arle’s name before she went to confront her abt taking over. arle kills her. anyways super funny to me
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Half-formed thought here, but. Usually in my mind I assume that the topic of Abigail goes almost completely unspoken between Will and Hannibal post-canon, but... man. What if they were even more unhinged about it than that. Like, what if they displayed a massive portrait of her on the mantlepiece or something, as a symbol of Will getting Hannibalpilled and buying into the idea that her death was a sad but inevitable consequence of the force of nature that is Hannibal. And then everyone who visited the house assumed she was just a beloved relative of one of them or something, without knowing anything about the details of how she died (or even that she was dead). And whatever murder buddies/protégés/frenemies/pseudo-children/sexy little thirds/[whatever unholy combination of those things] Will and Hannibal acquired would piece together some very idealized understanding of her as the Perfect Dead Sister-Daughter that they could never measure up to, whose ghostly presence hangs over them... and then coming to the very macabre discovery that Hannibal was the one who killed her! I think that'd be neat.
#hannibal#headcanoning#hannigram#abigail hobbs#(abigail honey i'm sorry i like you when you're alive too)#i think the reason i can't get into 'murder family' scenarios where abigail lives#is that what i find most interesting about abigail as a character has less to do with her relationships with will and hannibal#(even though those relationships are relevant insofar as they refract the shadow of her father)#BUT when she's dead. hell yeah let's go hog-wild with the gothic dead sister-daughter in the attic vibes#my season 4 mind palace#hannibal talk#honestly the 'i forgive you' moment in the chapel in palermo#was like. a big turning point for Unhinged Graham#despite him trying to turn his back on hannibal in digestivo#forgiving him for abigail was really the gateway for forgiving him for anything#of course he gets past hannibal trying to kill molly and walter.#he's angry but knows he shouldn't be surprised#whether he could ever snap back from that. well that's the question
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"before i knew it, he'd become the center of my life" "a tooth? let me see!" "his hands lifted as if he would put them on her shoulders. instead he crossed his arms on his chest." "she named my daughter nettle, after the herb she loves, though it leaves great rashes on her hands and arms if she is careless when she gathers it. is that how she felt about our daughter, that she brought pain even as she brought enjoyment?" "i fell asleep longing for words that did not exist"
#LIKE WHAT. OKAY. GUESS I'LL KILL MYSELF.#rote#assassin's quest#i have started reading it again. if you couldn't tell.#also the fool cuddling fitz for warmth and comfort after his nightmares???? happy pride month i guess#ROBIN HOBB WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m taking a second to rant because fantasy bros are so fucking annoying holy shit.
The amount of dudes I see on TikTok, YouTube, and Twitter being so condescending to women reading Stormlight/Sanderson, Red Rising, or (GOD FORBID) something like Malazan BOTF is downright insane. These mother fuckers really think women can’t read heavy fantasy texts.
Like bro, Sanderson’s writing style is not that fucking complicated and I would argue that most people with a 10th grade education could get through Stormlight without issue. The thing that makes Stormlight daunting is the length, not the writing. Be for real. And no, it doesn’t make you a “wEak MiNdEd ReAdEr” if you’re slightly put off by a book over 1000 pages long.
Red Rising ain’t all that lmao. And no, I don’t think that because I “didn’t understand” it. The writing is repetitive, the world building relies on telling instead of showing, and the characters are flat. There’s also a horrible misogynistic undertone in the entire book and too much violence against women. It’s low key like, “Here’s a whole new world to explore! A whole new society to learn about! Enjoy the creativity at work here! But also, I’m not creative enough to come up with a society that isn’t horrible to women. So don’t you ever forget that women fucking suck, they aren’t as SICK AND AWESOME as men are, and they deserve to be raped!” I said what I said. Argue with the wall if you’re mad about it.
And Malazan, while complex, is not a series of indecipherable tomes that only the “smartest, most driven men” can get through. Anyone who can read deliberately, carefully, and intentionally can read a fucking Malazan book and generally grasp what’s happening. And as a reminder, literally every single person reading Malazan BOTF for the first time struggles through it. If you claim you understood 90-100% of GotM on the first read, you’re actually lying LMAOOO.
And for the love of all things unholy, if I get a single response to this that says “NOT ALL MEN!! *I’M* NOT LIKE THAT” I will burn your house to the fucking ground. This clearly wasn’t about you then. (But if you feel the need to comment that, then yes. It is about you.)
#personal#rant#fantasy#they are so fucking annoying#worse than gym bros imo#and that’s saying something for me#the Malazan comments kill me the most#bc it’s one of my favorite series of all time and the amount of times men just think I’m lying about reading it is actually insane#This type of Sanderson fan is annoying as fuck too#they act like Sanderson has the prose of Tolkien when he does not#love the guy’s books but his writing style is closer to YA than it is to adult fantasy#Sanderson’s prose is closer to SJM’s than it is to Lynch or Martin or Erickson or Rothfuss or Hobb#I said what I said
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i sometimes wish will and margot got to interact more together beyond the brief stint, because although what margot had taken from her was a real, beating thing from inside of her, both she and will have matching scars from the violence of their separation from a connection that they thought would "save" them from their situations and make them "complete"
#in the sense that will always felt like he was missing some vital part of what it means to be a human like the rest#and he believed abigail was the key to that connection he so desperately wanted#and both hannibal and mason were willing to give those connections to will and margot but only under their terms#one is more heinous than the other and i believe hannibal would gruesomely kill me for even considering the comparision#but i think its something still interesting to think about- will and margot's belief that children/connection would make them whole#will graham#margot verger#hannibal#nbc hannibal#abigail hobbs
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Finished ship of magic and i cannot tell if this is a part of wintrows characterization or just robin hobb being fucking stupid but she sure has some takes on slaves in the last few chapters
#Oh noo the slaves killed their slavers it doesnt matter that those men kept them enslaved bc murder is bad :(#Idk man im not shedding any tears. Are we finally killing kyle next#If this is just wintrow being a 14yo i can understand it but it really reads like robin hobb is going#Look wintrow is growing up and realizing theres hate in the world and it is Wrong you should always choose Peace instead violence#And like no girl i think youre stupid. Or wintrow is#I know hes like 14 and has Been through shit but the last chapter really pissed me off#Txt
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Always funny when someone is discussing contentious issues and uses the "NO ONE is saying that [blah blah blah]" like oh trust me buddy. Someone is saying that.
#spongesound.txt#happens a lot on if books could kill and maintenance phase#i enjoy both those podcasts but like#michael hobbes.. buddy... people ARE saying that skdkkdfj
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